Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Shoeboy community when last month IDC confirmed that Shoeboy accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Shoeboy has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Shoeboy is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Shoeboy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Shoeboy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Shoeboy because Shoeboy is dying. Things are looking very bad for Shoeboy. As many of us are already aware, Shoeboy continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeShoeboy is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenShoeboy leader Hemos states that there are 7000 users of OpenShoeboy. How many users of NetShoeboy are there? Let's see. The number of OpenShoeboy versus NetShoeboy posts on Fagnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetShoeboy users. Shoeboy/OS posts on Fagnet are about half of the volume of NetShoeboy posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Shoeboy/OS. A recent article put FreeShoeboy at about 80 percent of the Shoeboy market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeShoeboy users. This is consistent with the number of FreeShoeboy Fagnet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeShoeboy went out of business and was taken over by ShoeboyI who sell another troubled OS. Now ShoeboyI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Shoeboy has steadily declined in market share. Shoeboy is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Shoeboy is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Shoeboy continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Shoeboy is dead.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Shoeboy community when last month IDC confirmed that Shoeboy accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Shoeboy has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Shoeboy is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Shoeboy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Shoeboy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Shoeboy because Shoeboy is dying. Things are looking very bad for Shoeboy. As many of us are already aware, Shoeboy continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeShoeboy is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenShoeboy leader Hemos states that there are 7000 users of OpenShoeboy. How many users of NetShoeboy are there? Let's see. The number of OpenShoeboy versus NetShoeboy posts on Fagnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetShoeboy users. Shoeboy/OS posts on Fagnet are about half of the volume of NetShoeboy posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Shoeboy/OS. A recent article put FreeShoeboy at about 80 percent of the Shoeboy market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeShoeboy users. This is consistent with the number of FreeShoeboy Fagnet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeShoeboy went out of business and was taken over by ShoeboyI who sell another troubled OS. Now ShoeboyI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Shoeboy has steadily declined in market share. Shoeboy is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Shoeboy is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Shoeboy continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Shoeboy is dead.
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Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Shoeboy community when last month IDC confirmed that Shoeboy accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Shoeboy has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Shoeboy is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last [shoeboy-is.dead] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin [slashdot.org] to predict Shoeboy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Shoeboy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Shoeboy because Shoeboy is dying. Things are looking very bad for Shoeboy. As many of us are already aware, Shoeboy continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeShoeboy is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenShoeboy leader Hemos states that there are 7000 users of OpenShoeboy. How many users of NetShoeboy are there? Let's see. The number of OpenShoeboy versus NetShoeboy posts on Fagnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetShoeboy users. Shoeboy/OS posts on Fagnet are about half of the volume of NetShoeboy posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Shoeboy/OS. A recent article put FreeShoeboy at about 80 percent of the Shoeboy market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeShoeboy users. This is consistent with the number of FreeShoeboy Fagnet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeShoeboy went out of business and was taken over by ShoeboyI who sell another troubled OS. Now ShoeboyI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Shoeboy has steadily declined in market share. Shoeboy is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Shoeboy is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Shoeboy continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Shoeboy is dead.
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you rape yourself in the ass with a cheese grater.
you are the most assinine, faggot-raping, cat-fucking, ass-licking, morbidly devoid piece of rancid, fetid, foul, and smelly dead-meat that I've ever had the total mispleasure of encountering.
die. die very soon. do it now.
kill yourself.
please.
do us all a favor.
you suck in ways I can hardly begin to define.
you are, for lack of a better term, and in the words of the immortal-but-yet-completely-stupid "Bruce Willis IX": GAY.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Shoeboy community when last month IDC confirmed that Shoeboy accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Shoeboy has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Shoeboy is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Shoeboy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Shoeboy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Shoeboy because Shoeboy is dying. Things are looking very bad for Shoeboy. As many of us are already aware, Shoeboy continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeShoeboy is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenShoeboy leader Hemos states that there are 7000 users of OpenShoeboy. How many users of NetShoeboy are there? Let's see. The number of OpenShoeboy versus NetShoeboy posts on Fagnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetShoeboy users. Shoeboy/OS posts on Fagnet are about half of the volume of NetShoeboy posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Shoeboy/OS. A recent article put FreeShoeboy at about 80 percent of the Shoeboy market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeShoeboy users. This is consistent with the number of FreeShoeboy Fagnet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeShoeboy went out of business and was taken over by ShoeboyI who sell another troubled OS. Now ShoeboyI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Shoeboy has steadily declined in market share. Shoeboy is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Shoeboy is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Shoeboy continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Shoeboy is dead.
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Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Shoeboy community when last month IDC confirmed that Shoeboy accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Shoeboy has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Shoeboy is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Shoeboy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Shoeboy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Shoeboy because Shoeboy is dying. Things are looking very bad for Shoeboy. As many of us are already aware, Shoeboy continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeShoeboy is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenShoeboy leader Hemos states that there are 7000 users of OpenShoeboy. How many users of NetShoeboy are there? Let's see. The number of OpenShoeboy versus NetShoeboy posts on Fagnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetShoeboy users. Shoeboy/OS posts on Fagnet are about half of the volume of NetShoeboy posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Shoeboy/OS. A recent article put FreeShoeboy at about 80 percent of the Shoeboy market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeShoeboy users. This is consistent with the number of FreeShoeboy Fagnet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeShoeboy went out of business and was taken over by ShoeboyI who sell another troubled OS. Now ShoeboyI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Shoeboy has steadily declined in market share. Shoeboy is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Shoeboy is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Shoeboy continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Shoeboy is dead.
Shoeboy is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Shoeboy community when last month IDC confirmed that Shoeboy accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Shoeboy has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Shoeboy is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Shoeboy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Shoeboy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Shoeboy because Shoeboy is dying. Things are looking very bad for Shoeboy. As many of us are already aware, Shoeboy continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeShoeboy is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenShoeboy leader Hemos states that there are 7000 users of OpenShoeboy. How many users of NetShoeboy are there? Let's see. The number of OpenShoeboy versus NetShoeboy posts on Fagnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetShoeboy users. Shoeboy/OS posts on Fagnet are about half of the volume of NetShoeboy posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Shoeboy/OS. A recent article put FreeShoeboy at about 80 percent of the Shoeboy market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeShoeboy users. This is consistent with the number of FreeShoeboy Fagnet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeShoeboy went out of business and was taken over by ShoeboyI who sell another troubled OS. Now ShoeboyI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Shoeboy has steadily declined in market share. Shoeboy is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Shoeboy is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Shoeboy continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Shoeboy is dead.
Shoeboy is dying?
No... Shoeboy is DEAD!
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Shoeboy community when last month IDC confirmed that Shoeboy accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Shoeboy has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Shoeboy is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last [shoeboy-is.dead] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin [slashdot.org] to predict Shoeboy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Shoeboy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Shoeboy because Shoeboy is dying. Things are looking very bad for Shoeboy. As many of us are already aware, Shoeboy continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeShoeboy is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenShoeboy leader Hemos states that there are 7000 users of OpenShoeboy. How many users of NetShoeboy are there? Let's see. The number of OpenShoeboy versus NetShoeboy posts on Fagnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetShoeboy users. Shoeboy/OS posts on Fagnet are about half of the volume of NetShoeboy posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Shoeboy/OS. A recent article put FreeShoeboy at about 80 percent of the Shoeboy market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeShoeboy users. This is consistent with the number of FreeShoeboy Fagnet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeShoeboy went out of business and was taken over by ShoeboyI who sell another troubled OS. Now ShoeboyI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Shoeboy has steadily declined in market share. Shoeboy is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Shoeboy is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Shoeboy continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Shoeboy is dead.
Shoeboy is dying
you are a giant pile of bear shit, steaming in the forest.
you rape yourself in the ass with a cheese grater.
you are the most assinine, faggot-raping, cat-fucking, ass-licking, morbidly devoid piece of rancid, fetid, foul, and smelly dead-meat that I've ever had the total mispleasure of encountering.
die. die very soon. do it now.
kill yourself.
please.
do us all a favor.
you suck in ways I can hardly begin to define.
you are, for lack of a better term, and in the words of the immortal-but-yet-completely-stupid "Bruce Willis IX": GAY.
those are ever so tasty!
like dead fish!
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Shoeboy community when last month IDC confirmed that Shoeboy accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Shoeboy has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Shoeboy is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Shoeboy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Shoeboy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Shoeboy because Shoeboy is dying. Things are looking very bad for Shoeboy. As many of us are already aware, Shoeboy continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeShoeboy is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenShoeboy leader Hemos states that there are 7000 users of OpenShoeboy. How many users of NetShoeboy are there? Let's see. The number of OpenShoeboy versus NetShoeboy posts on Fagnet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetShoeboy users. Shoeboy/OS posts on Fagnet are about half of the volume of NetShoeboy posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Shoeboy/OS. A recent article put FreeShoeboy at about 80 percent of the Shoeboy market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeShoeboy users. This is consistent with the number of FreeShoeboy Fagnet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeShoeboy went out of business and was taken over by ShoeboyI who sell another troubled OS. Now ShoeboyI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Shoeboy has steadily declined in market share. Shoeboy is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Shoeboy is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Shoeboy continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Shoeboy is dead.
Shoeboy is dying
How dare you bathe!
Death is too good for you!
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go0o0o0o0o0gl3?
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The walrus was Paul!
But I am he as you are we and we are all spooged!
I like my pr0n DVD's!
oh well, back to downloading pr0n!
posting anonymously to preserve my precious karma.
I belong to MENSA!
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go0o0o0o0o0gl3?
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The walrus was Paul!
But I am he as you are we and we are all spooged!
I like my pr0n DVD's!
oh well, back to downloading pr0n!
posting anonymously to preserve my precious karma.
I belong to MENSA!
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go0o0o0o0o0gl3?
spooge!
The walrus was Paul!
But I am he as you are we and we are all spooged!
I like my pr0n DVD's!
oh well, back to downloading pr0n!
posting anonymously to preserve my precious karma.
I belong to MENSA!
yeah!
w00t!
spooge!
go0o0o0o0o0gl3?
spooge!
The walrus was Paul!
But I am he as you are we and we are all spooged!
I like my pr0n DVD's!
oh well, back to downloading pr0n!
posting anonymously to preserve my precious karma.
I belong to MENSA!
I thought you were aware of these things!
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w00t!
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go0o0o0o0o0gl3?
spooge!
The walrus was Paul!
But I am he as you are we and we are all spooged!
I like my pr0n DVD's!
oh well, back to downloading pr0n!
posting anonymously to preserve my precious karma.
I belong to
Have you been spooged lately?
I know of someone else who has...
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with a cracker!
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One day he'll learn... but it'll probably be too little, too late.
fucktard
and there you have it
faggot.
consider yourself spooged!
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shoeboy is dead!