User: Megafucker.com

corolla??

On: Motherboards with i845 Chipsets

fag.

toyota's are the gayest of all automobiles.

burn 'em all.

fucking queer-mobiles.

Re:Nope

On: Philip Zimmermann and 'Guilt' Over PGP

I feel all tingly.

yeah, baby!

Re:Phil, have you ever used this pickup line?

On: Philip Zimmermann and 'Guilt' Over PGP

I would guess that Linus could pick up chicks if he so chose... the other two... well, I doubt they'd want to pick up chicks in the first place - maybe young boys instead.

sorry

On: Programming Linux Games

must be an actual teeny-chick, preferably between the ages of 16 and 19, with breasts no larger than a b-cup...

and besides, I thought spooger was proclaiming that shoeboy was a sailor or something?

talk to those parrot guys

On: Programming Linux Games

all that talk about using voltage to make things vooom... that should spark an interest...

dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?

On: Programming Linux Games

lay off the crack, damnit.

Re:No.

On: Programming Linux Games

I'd ask you to suck my cock, but I'm afraid you're probably a guy, and that's just fucking wrong.

now, if you were a petite, perky, teenage girl...

I am not a goat fucker

On: Broadcast 2000 Removed From Public Access

but I play one on TV!

phear my stupidity!

buy my stock! I'm a .com!

CEO & President of Megafucker.com!

Re:Legislating the divide, indeed

On: ICANN Meeting off to Shaky Start in Uruguay

point well taken. hard to argue with that.

Re:Uruguay?

On: ICANN Meeting off to Shaky Start in Uruguay

too late... been done about 4 times in this article already...

Re:Legislating the divide, indeed

On: ICANN Meeting off to Shaky Start in Uruguay

you are one sick little fuck.

hey! you been spooged lately?

On: ICANN Meeting off to Shaky Start in Uruguay

seems pretty popular 'round these parts...

Re:what's left?

On: MenuetOS Debuts

ink

twenty nine

On: MenuetOS Debuts

you asked. and now you know.

nice

On: MenuetOS Debuts

but will it get you laid?

until they can fit that on a floppy, many of you will just have to wait.

Re:Anonymous Coward, fag, dead at 92

On: New Russian Space Station 'Real Possibility'

I thought he was french?

crackers???

On: New Russian Space Station 'Real Possibility'

saltines?

naw... you know what "crack" we're talkin' about... your favorite kind, the kind you love to stick in your pipe... the kind you love to give to your whore... yeah, that's the stuff.

crack

troll my ass, crybaby

On: New Russian Space Station 'Real Possibility'

fucking wah, wah, wah... go cry to your mommy.

do us all a favor, kill yourself now.

thanks.

visit me on line

On: Fighting Fire From the Sky

#geekizoid

I stand under trees during storms

On: Lightning Research

on top of a hill, while holding a long copper rod in the air, barefoot.

no, they're just gay

On: ACM vs. RIAA

really.

nuke the RIAA

On: ACM vs. RIAA

they are bastards, plain and simple.

anyone and everyone who has the common sense to speak out against their domineering bullshit should.

I applaud the ACM's efforts.

Re:Shakespeare is a good start. Now let's try othe

On: The Shakespeare Programming Language

die

really

the Tok Pisin story was dumb

sad

On: Final Fantasy At 2.5FPS

sad sad sad.

you need to get out more.

and get yourself a real ass to admire.

Re:Damn

On: GeForce 3 Demoed - Running DOOM 3

it is probably becuase you are a retard.