I think "free internet content" may not last a long time, and instead of juggling micropayments, passwords etc, why not have an ISP "tax", or extra money, that the ISP charges? This "tax" is then passed on to websites so they can operate.
I'm not sure how to distribute the money, but just a first thought. ---------------------------------------- ------
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Great way to get back at the annoying Ringtones!
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When that awful phone goes off next to you, grab them by the scruff of the neck and exclaim:
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People would be banned from opening the windows of their apartments, but could breathe fresh air on concourses thanks to openings in the outer glass and aluminium shell.
BANNED from opening the windows? On the TOP FLOOR???!!! Yeah right I can imagine.....
"Now all you folk have got to PROMISE not to open the windows on the top...... hey YOU! Where are you going with that old TV Set?"
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Why is Slashdot moving to FreeBSD, I never got a vote! What did this bloke do to get locked up in the first place?
FreeNelsonMandela!
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All we have to do is ask all the Chinese nicely if they would mind paddling in the sea at once in the opposite direction, and the effect will be neutralized. ------------------------------------ ----------
>(Aussies and NZ'ers are like Americans and >Canadians, in case you havn't noticed)
The Australians could be compared to "Newfies". However, as thick as the Aussies seem, us New Zealanders love 'em just the way they are.
A Agree. What's the worst thing to watch - people making babies or people killing babies?
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Get a MONSTER!
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I'm not sure how to distribute the money, but just a first thought.- ------
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The Australian Government would write a program to automatically arrest him for gambling online
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When that awful phone goes off next to you, grab them by the scruff of the neck and exclaim:- ------
"YOU HEARTLESS SOD!! My Grandfather wrote that ditty and died a penniless alcoholic because of heartless pirates like you, YOU!!!"
{Break into false uncontrollable sobbing}
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People would be banned from opening the windows of their apartments, but could breathe fresh air on concourses thanks to openings in the outer glass and aluminium shell. BANNED from opening the windows? On the TOP FLOOR???!!! Yeah right I can imagine..... "Now all you folk have got to PROMISE not to open the windows on the top...... hey YOU! Where are you going with that old TV Set?"
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Ummm you would think a negative index of refraction would be well, um REFLECTION?
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Get a wobbly bit of cardboard out and sing.... Tie me Kangaroo down sport Tie me Kangaroo down.....
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Why is Slashdot moving to FreeBSD, I never got a vote! What did this bloke do to get locked up in the first place? FreeNelsonMandela!
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All we have to do is ask all the Chinese nicely if they would mind paddling in the sea at once in the opposite direction, and the effect will be neutralized.- ----------
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