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  1. Re:Global Government. on Speaking Out Against Australian Internet Censorship · · Score: 1


    >(Aussies and NZ'ers are like Americans and >Canadians, in case you havn't noticed)

    The Australians could be compared to "Newfies". However, as thick as the Aussies seem, us New Zealanders love 'em just the way they are.

  2. Re:This is great... on Convert Movies From R to PG13 to PG On The Fly · · Score: 1

    A Agree. What's the worst thing to watch - people making babies or people killing babies?

  3. Cool! Let's ALL email...... on Spammers Stoop To New Low · · Score: 1

    info@monsterhut.com

    abuse@monsterhut.com

    sales@monsterhut.com

    admin@monsterhut.com

    Post to USENET.....

    ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!

    Get a MONSTER!

    Enquiries to:

    bigpenis@monsterhut.com

  4. But will it be fun? on Bionic Nurses · · Score: 4
    "Hey Nurse it's time for my spongebath" (grin)

    "No....not THAT hard....NO.....ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!"
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  5. Why not garner revenue at the ISP level? on Why Won't You Pay for Content? · · Score: 1
    I think "free internet content" may not last a long time, and instead of juggling micropayments, passwords etc, why not have an ISP "tax", or extra money, that the ISP charges? This "tax" is then passed on to websites so they can operate.

    I'm not sure how to distribute the money, but just a first thought.
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  6. He's Lucky he's not an Aussie or.... on Student Creates On-Line Poker Playing Program · · Score: 1

    The Australian Government would write a program to automatically arrest him for gambling online
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  7. Crap Analogy. on Microsoft EULA stokes crusade · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Microsoft Nail(tm).

    EULA.

    You can apply a standard hammer to Microsoft Nail(tm) IF AND ONLY IF:

    1) You did not obtain a hammer freely from a son, Uncle, or Friend. (Relative, beloved etc)

    2) You do not divulge any secrets obtained in the
    act of hammering in Microsoft Nail(tm)

    3) You realise that Microsoft is not responsible
    for anything that Microsoft Nail(tm) is holding
    up/on/above or about any object or artifact that
    maybe in discordance with the above contract.


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  8. Great way to get back at the annoying Ringtones! on Ring-Tone Royalties · · Score: 3

    When that awful phone goes off next to you, grab them by the scruff of the neck and exclaim:
    "YOU HEARTLESS SOD!! My Grandfather wrote that ditty and died a penniless alcoholic because of heartless pirates like you, YOU!!!"
    {Break into false uncontrollable sobbing}
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  9. And don't forget the watermelons on First Arcology? · · Score: 1

    People would be banned from opening the windows of their apartments, but could breathe fresh air on concourses thanks to openings in the outer glass and aluminium shell. BANNED from opening the windows? On the TOP FLOOR???!!! Yeah right I can imagine..... "Now all you folk have got to PROMISE not to open the windows on the top...... hey YOU! Where are you going with that old TV Set?"
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  10. Sorry to sound dum but...... on Negative Index of Refraction Created · · Score: 1

    Ummm you would think a negative index of refraction would be well, um REFLECTION?
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  11. Beastiality and Aussies? Reminds me of a song.... on Smutty E-Mail Legal In Australia · · Score: 3

    Get a wobbly bit of cardboard out and sing.... Tie me Kangaroo down sport Tie me Kangaroo down.....
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  12. Who is BSD? on Slashdot Moving To FreeBSD · · Score: 1

    Why is Slashdot moving to FreeBSD, I never got a vote! What did this bloke do to get locked up in the first place? FreeNelsonMandela!
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  13. Problem? No problem! on Wave/Sea Power - What Are the Dangers? · · Score: 1

    All we have to do is ask all the Chinese nicely if they would mind paddling in the sea at once in the opposite direction, and the effect will be neutralized.
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