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That, or my ex-boyfriend.
Please, come to Maine! I'm so lonely, and I'm good in bed! I promise! I'll even take a bath before you arrive!
I need sex so very badly! Ever since my ex boyfriend left me, I've been an empty shell. I need filled, filled by a real man!
You like to talk of sex and fucking
I would love to hear this piece in full digital dolby surround sound with THX. Why, you might ask. I'll tell you. The special effects in Jon's latest are great, but could be oh so much better.
JonKatz, I am your whore, your bitch, your personal sex-toy. Please, I beg of you, for the love of the goddess, please fuck me! Cyborg monkey has snubbed me time and time again.
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You like to talk of sex and fucking