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  1. Nice to know so many peoples' shit don't stink... on The Road To Linux -- The Summit, but not the Peak · · Score: 1
    But most of us didn't leave our mothers' wombs knowing how to write an awk script or optimize assembly code by hand. It's good to know so many people here do, though, judging by the way they seem to come out in droves whenever Jon writes an article. I really love being around so many gurus; sometimes it's overwhelming!

    - A.P.
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  2. Castration as punishment for stupid patents... on Company Demands 1% Share of Online Music Profit · · Score: 1
    I think that might be a good solution. Or maybe just painful torture, followed by decapitation. After a few dozen people have been seen walking around singing falsetto, people will begin to think twice about doing retarded shit like this.

    - A.P.
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  3. All this proves... on Workstations: Unix losing to NT · · Score: 1
    ...is that what's popular isn't necessarily what's right.

    - A.P.
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  4. Wouldn't the pager be going off all the time? on Car chase notification service · · Score: 1
    I mean... there's a car chase every 5 minutes in L.A... Your pager batteries would wear out after a while.

    - A.P.
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  5. Some of you are fuckin' DUMB. on Pentium IIIs Banned in Arizona? · · Score: 1
    You can change the host ID of a sparc or an SGI easily. You can change an ethernet card's MAC address (which is especially easy to do on a Sparc - hell, it's in the NVRAM FAQ.) You cannot, however, change the serial number on the PIII. Each one is unique and permanent. All the comparisons I'm seeing between the PIII and other pieces of computer equipment have so far been invalid.

    - A.P.
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  6. Would have been a good analogy, except... on Pentium IIIs Banned in Arizona? · · Score: 1
    ...for the fact that you can change the MAC address of an ethernet card rather easily.

    - A.P.
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  7. Um... you've been able to filter for months. on In Defense of Anonymous Cowards · · Score: 1
    Click on "user account" and a whole new world will be opened unto you.

    - A.P.
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  8. The Jon Katz drinking game! on In Defense of Anonymous Cowards · · Score: 1
    It's 10:30 AM. I'm bored at work. Have fun:

    THE JON KATZ DRINKING GAME!

    FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

    Here are the rules:

    1) Every time Jon mentions all the publications he's written for, take one drink.

    2) Every time Jon uses a buzzword, like "cypherpunks", "hacker", or "code junkie (?!)", take one drink.

    2a) Corollary to 2): Do NOT take a drink every time Jon uses the word "geek", as you will die.

    3) Take three drinks every time Jon paints a rosy picture of the 'Net. Add another drink if he mentions only the Web specifically.

    4) Take two drinks every time Jon mentions how often he gets flamed. Add another two if he mentions how much he enjoys it.

    --------------------------------------
    Anyone care to add rules?

    - A.P. (who actually enjoys JK, and did this for fun)
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  9. Go suck a diq. on Linux 2.2 Released · · Score: 1
    Seriously. Go away.

    - A.P.
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  10. How will this impact things?1 on Liquid Audio to Open Source their MP3 watermarking · · Score: 1
    I can still get hundreds and hundreds of full CDs in MP3 format, without any watermarks or other means of tracing them back to any source. This won't stop anything, and it won't catch on either.

    - A.P.
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  11. My God.. on Ask Slashdot: How Reliable are Enormous Filesystems in Linux? · · Score: 1
    For a minute there I thought you were talking about the tape drives. Why anyone would want even one, let alone eighteen, of those drives connected to their computer had me baffled fot a moment.

    - A.P. (Yes, I've had several bad experiences with Exabytes.)
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  12. 3.5 MB/s is really slow. on Ask Slashdot: How Reliable are Enormous Filesystems in Linux? · · Score: 1
    I get just under 9 MB/s in linux with my Seagate Barracuda (it's a narrow drive, but narrow versus wide doesn't matter when you only have a few devices.)

    At any rate, 3 MB/s seems too slow, by a factor of 3 or so.

    - A.P.
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  13. The site IS RUN on Linux. on iMac Floppies over the Net · · Score: 1
    As several people have pointed out.

    I think it's a lame idea too tho.

    - A.P.
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  14. This kind of shit should be outlawed... on Yahoo threatens legal action against Yahooka.com · · Score: 1
    Software patents too for that matter, but I'd like to see trademark law totally overhauled first, so baseless cases like this aren't even allowed to make it to court.

    - A.P.
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  15. What colour are the clouds in your world? on K7 to exist in socket variety by 2000 · · Score: 1
    I'm guessing they're an attractive teal shade, myself.

    - A.P.
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  16. You can put a Voodoo board in an iMac? on Response to John Carmack's Comments About Macs · · Score: 1
    There's a new one.

    - A.P.
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  17. Amidst all the hype... on starwars.com Cracked · · Score: 1
    ...sometimes it's nice to see something like this, though it was admittedly lame. I for one am ambivalent at best about the prequels, and find the constant press machine Lucasfilm is perpetuating to be rather, well, annoying at times.

    (What would be cooler to see would be Lucas getting smacked in the face with a creme pie, like what happened to that EU guy and Gates.)

    - A.P.

    (P.S.: Please don't reply with stuff like "you godless Starwars-hating asshole." I honestly don't give a rats ass if that's all you have to say. :)

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  18. Unfortunately, IRIX sucks... :/ on PC style as important as Clock Speed · · Score: 1
    At least as far as security goes, it's historically been one of the worst OSes around. I won't deny that SGIs are cool, though. I've got two of them at my desk (and am using one now to type this).

    - A.P.
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  19. They're that good? on Three little words - You've been sued · · Score: 1
    "Just wait until you get a call from an AoL lawyer"

    They've progressed, both mentally and physically, to the point at which they have the motor skills necessary to use a telephone?

    -A.P.
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  20. Screw Intel. K6-3 will be out soon. on New Intel Celerons · · Score: 1
    And all tests I've seen say it beats an equivalent PII, at everything, by a considerable margin (c.f. anandtech.com, tomshardware.com, etc.). I know where my money will be going next month, and it certainly won't be to Intel.

    -A.P.
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