User: dts3

Wait, so you mean to tell me...

On: Point-and-Shoot: TrackingPoint's New Linux-Controlled AR-15s

That I can mount lasers AND ar15s to my sharks now?!

So now that spiders are eating fish...

On: Fish-Eating Spiders More Common Than Thought

... do we have to worry about spiders with frickin lasers?

Outsourced

On: The Shrinking Giant Red Spot of Jupiter

Global warming is just a clever attempt by Jupiter to outsource it's Giant Storm(tm) to the third-world planet known as "Earth"

Another lie I hear a lot

On: Lies Programmers Tell Themselves

"Emacs is better than vim!' ... now, if I could only find that asbestos suit

The biggest lie I tell myself is

On: Lies Programmers Tell Themselves

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