The Shrinking Giant Red Spot of Jupiter
schwit1 (797399) writes "Jupiter's trademark Great Red Spot — a swirling storm feature larger than Earth — is shrinking. This downsizing, which is changing the shape of the spot from an oval into a circle, has been known about since the 1930s, but now these striking new NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope images capture the spot at a smaller size than ever before."
Must be global warming...
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The big red eye is closing. May be Jupiter is tired watching us destroying Earth...?
Another testament to one of the most amazing "machines" ever created. Hubble is a truly awesome telescope, and the pictures that come from it continue to amaze and astound us.
We all know it shrinks when it gets cold.
downsizing
In my organization, we call it rightsizing. Of course, we didn't call it that while we were expanding.
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What has keep it going all these years?
Didn't Arthur C. Clarke write about this - like right before the Monolith ignited Jupiter? ;)
For those that don't RTFA it seems like the rate of shrinkage has dramatically accelerated in the last few years - the extent of this being something that probably ought to be included in the summary. It was ~23,500km across when the Voyager probes imaged it in 1979/1980 and is down to ~16,500km in the latest Hubble image, yet the current rate of shrinkage is quoted at almost 1,000km/year since 2012. That makes me think it's behaving like many Terrestial storms and it's going to blow over and dissipate quite quickly, which could mean that it could be gone entirely before the end of the decade. While it was never going to be around indefinitely I'm still somewhat stunned at the notion that I'm probably going to outlive something that has always seemed like a permanent fixture and a defining feature of Jupiter akin to Saturn's rings.
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This have anything to do with that monolith the Chinese rover found on the moon? (...just thought I'd start that roomer.)
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Even Jupiter is downsizing.
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Jupiter's trademark Great Red Spot — a swirling storm feature larger than Earth — is shrinking. This downsizing...
Or "shrinking" as it is usually known...
C'mon. I know "downsizing" has a specific and vaguely useful meaning but it is generally a pretty dumb-sounding word.
Its use here rankles me almost to a similar degree as hearing a comedian being introduced as a "funnyman."
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Gather all your politicians! Post on all your Social Media Sites! Humans, the cancer of The Most Holy Sacred Blessed Mother Earth, have now impacted Jupiter! It's too late for Mama Earth, but we can still SAVE JUPITER!
Oh, the HORROR of it all!
5 crews of 7 astronauts have gone into space on repair missions, including the first mission to repair Hubble's faulty lenses that would have rendered it useless. Add to that the 5 astronauts that took Hubble into space in the first place and you have a total of 40 people in space. Some of those 40 may possibly be the same across 6 missions, I'll let you research that yourself.
Pluto isn't a planet, and now this? It's a sad day indeed.
Maybe it just got out of the pool...
Next we'll see pictures of a whole bunch of different celebrities holding up white cards with #bringbackourspot written on them.
My first guess would be Madonna, since her cheek seems to have lost a spot sometime around 1992. Also, Lady Gaga seems to keep losing hers and finding it again on another part of her face. So they can empathize.
Another testament to the fact that we are exploring space just fine from our computer chairs. No one actually had to be in space to take those pictures.
Didn't they have to do a space walk to repair or adjust the telescope because it was taking blurry pictures? It seems someone did need to be in space for us to see these pictures!
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Wow, must people anthro climate change there, too!!!
That should free the rest of us up, to live out the next 20 years without them destroying our lives and economies.
I saw on a conspiracy website this morning that this shrinking is being caused by the Galileo satellite that we crashed into Jupiter, and that the mission of this satellite was not to study Jupiter, but to eliminate the spot, which is thought by the Illuminati to interfere with their mind control rays.
Global warming is just a clever attempt by Jupiter to outsource it's Giant Storm(tm) to the third-world planet known as "Earth"
Looking at that photo linked in the article, I just realized that there are many other large storms visible on Jupiter. There are three large off-white ones just above the red one that are comparable in size. They do not stand out as much because they lack the striking red color and instead blend into the surrounding clouds. There is a little orange one at bottom left. I wonder if those other storms have persisted as long as the big red eye?
Vonnegut was right: Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been."
Boy, we haven't seen a giant dark spot that large that the public has seen start shrinking since Kim Kardashian had anal bleaching.
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What has keep it going all these years?
As I understand it (I DON'T study this, but just recall previous articles):
The Great Red Spot is a big storm. It happens that the dynamics of storms on Jupiter is such that they move east/west at different speeds, and when they collide they combine. So Jupiter usually has a big Borg storm that has been growig by assimilating little storms more than it has been shrinking by "blowing out".
I have also read that such storms, though very long-lived, have died out even in the geologically-short period Jupiter has been observed, and new ones grown up later - not necessarily in the same hemisphere.
I haven't heard of a situation where there have been two or more of them - either one each in the northern and soutern hemisphere or two in the same hemisphere at different lattitudes. But observation of Jupiter is young in terms of the length of its weather cycles.
Similarly, Earth's ocean currents are also apparently "weather" - exhibiting positive feedback and chaotic behavior, not just a constant response to heat sources, sinks, and seabed geometry - but with an even longer time scale than Jupiter's storms.
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How can a storm on say Jupiter or Neptune (black spot) exist for a long period of time?
Most storms on Earth blow over (no pun intended) after a day or two...
It started dieting and working out and lost a few pounds.
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You won't change most of their minds....they've had over 20 years of indoctrination in government schools, colleges & universities, not to mention the bias in the media.
There goes Jup's tourism industry.
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Look how wide it was in 1974, when Pioneer 11 flew by:
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Even amateur astronomers for years--5> 10? 20?--have noticed this. I've been once for about 15 years, and have never seen what some have referred to as the great beige spot. (I did say I'm a good amateur astronomer). Not only is it getting smaller, the red colour is fading.
So, in the equation predicting global warming, the coefficient for "anthrogenic" causes on Jupiter is probably 0.0000 while the "solargenic" coefficient is not zero. But the solargenic coefficient on Earth should be similar to the solargenic coefficient on Jupiter (adjusting for usual square-distance laws), the scientifically interesting question is what is the ratio of these two coefficients on earth? The politically interesting question does not care about this aspect of the science, only about the absolute non-zero-ness of the anthrogenic coefficient.
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It's amazing how many arguments reduce to the people arguing about the meaning of words!
Maybe we should start with defining our terms? 8-)