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  1. Re:I will take two! on HyShot Scramjet Test Declared a Success · · Score: 1
    One step closer to being able to fly farther, cheaper, faster?

    I'd like to just be able to fly in comfort.

  2. Re:Relatively unbiased compared to past reports on Forbes on Linux · · Score: 2, Funny
    I just set up a brand new POS system on Windows 2000

    LOL!

  3. A not so old saying... on Interesting Enemies For a Diagnostic Database · · Score: 1
    A not so old saying...

    The medical profession is second only to the software development profession in the number of incompetent practitioners in its ranks.

  4. Re:Ad-aware on Web Publishers Sue Gator · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mine is smaller

    That's the first time I've ever "heard" anyone say that...

  5. Re:Personality Check on Project Management For Programmers? · · Score: 1
    Me being fairly new to the pro-programmer gig guesstimates and the hammer falls from way up top when i'm off.

    You have to multiply your estimates by a factor of 4. How else do you expect to get a reputation as a miracle worker?

    8)

  6. Re:Only bad managers demand the impossible on Project Management For Programmers? · · Score: 1
    Anyone know a company that doesn't treat its developers like morons and that is hiring?

    Try this one.

  7. Re:I need to be at a computer. on Why (Most) Software is so Bad · · Score: 1
    ..whose name I've forgotton...
    ...I've forgotten it as well.

    The name for what you have is "senility" ;)

  8. Re:Breaking expressions on Apocalypse 5 Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    I often say "talk to the face cos the hands aint listening"

    I know a rather..ahem...well-endowed woman who often says "talk to the face 'cause the boobs aren't listening"

  9. Re:Why bother? on Security Focus on Cable Modem Uncapping · · Score: 1
    my connection was "lagging" a bit this week, I've still managed to hit my 6 GB USENET download limit *three times* since last Friday. )

    Dude, how does your penis stand it? That's a lot of pr0n.

  10. Re:Anyone see For the Love of the Game? on Spidey Knocks Out Harry Potter at Box Office · · Score: 1
    >>>&gtAt the same time, it's not the greatest sports movie ever made. (Unlike "Hoosiers".)

    >&gtNo way. The best sports movie ever made is, of course, "Slapshot".

    Wrong again, the best sports movie ever made is Days of Thunder ;)

  11. Re:well within their rights on Shakedown: How the Business Software Alliance Operates · · Score: 1
    Remembering that IANAL, IIRC, if you don'thave any illegal or pirated software, what have you to hide? Basically, the fact that you are so worried about it indicates that you do have something to hide, and I have to say I feel sorry for you.

    Well, that's nice. I suppose you haven't considered that maybe they don't want to spend 3 man-months producing licenses for software they legally own.

  12. Re:Does anyone know on Stealth Asteroid Misses Earth · · Score: 1
    If it had the same mass as the moon and collided on a tangent to the moon's orbit, it would replace the moon in our sky. Our "old" moon would go flying off into space.

    -1, Unoriginal

    You just ripped that off from an old TV show.8^)

  13. Re:Apache 2.0 Threads on Apache Server Nears 2.0 · · Score: 1
    parse an XML with embedded PHP and pass it off to SSI and then XSLT it.

    BINGO!

  14. Re:Yes I remember on De Icaza Responds on Mono and GNOME · · Score: 1
    As I remember it met the standard, however it allowed the programmer to use Windows only features

    The real problem was that the Windows only features were implemented in the java "namespace". This could potentially lead less knowledgeable (or simply uncaring) developers to use these features on non-Windows systems and then complain that "Java on Solaris is broken".

    Everything would have been kosher had MS implemented these same features in any other namespace.

  15. Re:Harrison Ford? on 'Indiana Jones 4' Finally A Go · · Score: 1
    Ben Affleck mentioned he was going to be taking on the role of Jack Ryan in the next Tom Clancy movie. *sigh*.

    That movie would be "The Sum of All Fears" on hold indefinitely and I have to agree with you here. The worst part is in Jack Ryan's life, "The Sum of All Fears" occurs after every other Jack Ryan movie that's been made and the actor playing him will actually be younger.

    And not to take anything away from Ben Affleck (he is a great actor), but Ryan is DCI in SoAF - Ford would be WAY more believable in that role than Affleck simply because of age.

  16. Re:ah choice on Microsoft's Family Room Change · · Score: 1
    I have a ReplayTV and use the 30 second skip when watching football games. When the whistle blows to end the play, hit it once and they are ready to snap the ball again.

    But then it would only take like 5 minutes to watch a football game. That's not nearly enough time to consume a 12-pack ;^)

  17. Re:GNUstep is better! on Simply GNUstep Delivers UNIX, Simply · · Score: 2, Interesting
    pre-MMX Pentium 100, a machine class I remember fondly

    Remember fondly? That's what I use for my router, DNS, web server, and development workstation!

    It's time to upgrade when people start using phrases like "remember fondly" to describe the most powerful system you own.

  18. Re:I had that problem on What Do You Do When CS Isn't Fun Any More? · · Score: 1
    you get to work on something all day vs having to juggle a ton of classwork.

    You're lucky. Most of us get to juggle 10 things we hate doing and can get fired if they aren't done right.

  19. Re:No... on Athlon XP1900+ -- Faster Than A 2GHz P4? · · Score: 1
    You could just as easily say that the Corvette sucks...compared to a 4WD Pickup because they can't haul a trailer...

    Believe or not, I saw a Corvette with a trailer hitch just the other day.

  20. Re:Perl sucks on Perl6 for Mortals · · Score: 2, Informative
    Point taken. As a consultant, I find myself having to ponder other people's Perl code for longer than I feel it should take to figure out what is really going on and almost never have the opportunity to keep to my way of doing things.

    I find languages like C++ and Java to be less "personalized" and therefore easier to maintain.

    BTW, I find VB...um...frustrating. It's amazing how much you miss things like inheritence and polymorphism ;^)

  21. Re:Perl sucks on Perl6 for Mortals · · Score: 1
    I would have to disagree.

    Learning the syntax is the easiest thing when learning a new language - usually. Most languages have the same control structures, keywords, etc. Therefore, chances are you already know most of the syntax. Replacing a BEGIN...END pair with curly braces isn't a huge intellectual leap - at least it shouldn't be.

    Now Perl allows all kinds of things that just make the code hard to read.

    • The use of globals all over the place ($_ anyone?)
    • Allowing any function to accept any number of parameters
    • Having to specify $ for scalars, @ for lists, etc.
    The preceding list doesn't even touch the surface when you let loose a script-kiddie who couldn't write clear code to save his life.

    Incidentally, I believe learning the libraries to be the hardest thing about learning a new language.

  22. Re:Symptomatic of a larger problem on Why Linux Won't Ever Be Mainstream · · Score: 1
    Should we all strap on 45s and call each other out, like "Shoot out at the OK corral"???

    Well, if that didn't solve the problem it would at least improve the species.

    Seriously, do you think they guy with 110dB subwoofer cranked at 2 A.M. would do it if there was the possibility of getting shot - and the person doing the shooting had the law on his side?

    Now think about the guy whos highway exit is backed up for a mile. He decides to zoom up the center lane then at the last second hook a sharp right onto his exit endangering everyone else on the road. Should he be allowed to live?

    I often wonder how much more pleasant the world would be if shooting inconsiderate, intentionally ignorant people was legal.

  23. Grow a beard on Does Age Really Matter? · · Score: 1
    If you're male, you should probably grow a beard...and not a goatee - that just makes you look like a slacker - but a real, "Grizzly Adams" looking thing.

    Then get some suspenders ;^)

    If you're female, don't grow a beard. People will just look at you funny.

  24. Re:Addendum -- Pair Programming is Dumb! on Extreme Programming Installed · · Score: 1
    .. we found pair programming it the most useful part! Several other posters dislike it as well; I wonder what makes the difference.

    I would guess the difference is the maturity level of the pair. Having one coder or the other unable to take constructive criticism, complaining about indentation, etc would completely destroy any usefulness this process has.

  25. 17x Jupiter Sized on La-Z-Boy's E-Cliner · · Score: 4

    Great! Now my ass can get 17x the mass of Jupiter too!