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  1. Re:Ah yes... on Texas Ebola Patient Dies · · Score: 1

    Seriously why did you comment?

  2. Re:The Conservative Option on Texas Ebola Patient Dies · · Score: 1

    McCain probably wants to napalm Africa.

  3. Re:The Conservative Option on Texas Ebola Patient Dies · · Score: 1

    And appreciate that what we know about gun wounds is historical while Ebola's effects will be the subject of a future announcement.

  4. Re:The Conservative Option on Texas Ebola Patient Dies · · Score: 1

    We don't normally kiss birds.

  5. Re:The Conservative Option on Texas Ebola Patient Dies · · Score: 0

    And mod is relevant, why?

  6. Let me fix that for you ... on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With an Unresponsive Manufacturer Who Doesn't Fix Bugs? · · Score: 2

    ... You're a guru, right?

    Someone in that company gives a shit, you just have to find them.

    Do some homework and start climbing up the ladder using the telephone. No emails for now.

    When you hit on someone who's going to help, THEN send up a followup email. Copy your management if applicable.

    "I enjoyed our telcon this date, Joe, and I am looking forward to the assistance you have offered in resolving this issue, including your promise t (blah blah).

    As we discussed, I can expect resolution by (date) and I will followup by phone (post phone number).

    We both want what's best for our firms and your help is greatly appreciated."

    If that bastard falls down, climb higher.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

  7. Re:Wtf?! on US Says It Can Hack Foreign Servers Without Warrants · · Score: 2

    I'd mod +1 if I could.

    This does fall under spying. It's a good analogy.

    The thing that upsets me, and apparently not others, is that our government is so incompetent at spying that they have to blow their own fucking cover.

  8. Good question ... on Ebola Vaccine Trials Forcing Tough Choices · · Score: 0

    People like you are so fucking obviously stupid. Being ignorant is OK, but stupidity is posting as if you knew anything.

    Why in Sam Hill didn't you just Google before posting bullshit?

  9. Re:Land of the Free on DoJ: Law Enforcement Can Impersonate People On Facebook · · Score: 2

    The biggest, scariest shithole is Facebook.

    It's in a country near you.

  10. Re:this is good on DoJ: Law Enforcement Can Impersonate People On Facebook · · Score: 1

    Oh, yes, what about the children?

  11. Re:Celebrities and IQ ... on Bill Gates: Bitcoin Is 'Better Than Currency' · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates is an asshole. He's a very poor communicator and a rip-off artist.

    He's got so much money that he's deemed himself qualified to decide who needs his excess wealth.

    There's a reason why he's a billionaire: He charged too fucking much.

    Wealth != sudden enlightenment.

    He's useless as tits on a boar hog.

  12. Re:Only 1 in 3? on One In Three Jobs Will Be Taken By Software Or Robots By 2025, Says Gartner · · Score: 1

    Citation, please.

    "Vast majority," is 80-90%.

  13. This is pure bullshit ... on One In Three Jobs Will Be Taken By Software Or Robots By 2025, Says Gartner · · Score: 1

    ... we can't protect the fucking automation we have in place now.

    Broken stuff, over time, just gets broker.

    Hackers are invading the machines as we speak and THAT'S the front page news ... not this science fiction crap.

  14. Yeah ... on Hackers Compromised Yahoo Servers Using Shellshock Bug · · Score: 1

    If the FBI has any sense they'll reply to his emails with a search warrant.
    Reply to This Parent Share

    ... that will fix the problem real good and stuff.

  15. Re:I can believe it... on Hackers Compromised Yahoo Servers Using Shellshock Bug · · Score: 1

    Hell, I have been trying to get me to buy wAtche$ for years.

    Last time I looked at the headers, it was from Romania.

  16. Here's the solution ... on Dubai Police To Use Google Glass For Facial Recognition · · Score: 1

    ... right here.

  17. Re:What an asshole on The Single Vigilante Behind Facebook's 'Real Name' Crackdown · · Score: 1

    Bankruptcy would be nice.

  18. Re:It has to stop ... on Fortune.com: Blame Tech Diversity On Culture, Not Pipeline · · Score: 0

    Your immaturity doesn't give you the insight to be even vaguely aware that you are part of the problem.

  19. Re:Did he nominate himself? on Obama Names National Medal of Science, Technology & Innovation Winners · · Score: 1

    What are you smoking? "He" didn't deserve any National Medal of Science at all, and actually, he didn't get any.

  20. Re:A warmonger with a Nobel Peace Prize... on Obama Names National Medal of Science, Technology & Innovation Winners · · Score: 0

    It really pisses you off that neither of the previous warmongers, Bush I and Bush II got a Nobel Peace Prize, doesn't it?

  21. Re:What an asshole on The Single Vigilante Behind Facebook's 'Real Name' Crackdown · · Score: 1

    Facebook's servers and software are the cages that people lock themselves into. The PR is to make you feel good about it.

    They are not properly executing their fiduciary duty to their shareholders when they devalue their assets.

    You have your eye on the wrong ball.

    The "asset" is us.

  22. When asking these questions, stop using Facebook and substitute wit, "Facebook stockholders."

    That answers that question.

  23. Re:Corporate Wars on JP Morgan Chase Breach: Shades of a Cyber Cold War? · · Score: 1

    I'd mod you +1 if I could. Well said.

  24. Re:What an asshole on The Single Vigilante Behind Facebook's 'Real Name' Crackdown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are the reason we can't have nice things like anonymity and common fucking sense.

    Facebook is not a government entity. It is an entertainment site and its rules are about as authentic as your IQ.

    Facebook's goal is to validate its user base because advertisers are learning that while Facebook brags about having over 1 billion members, some of those are bogus.

    Facebook has no legal authority regarding whether name are real or not.

    The site is free and the only recourse Facebook has is to block shit.

    The sooner you learn that you are Facebook's bitch, the better.

  25. Re:It has to stop ... on Fortune.com: Blame Tech Diversity On Culture, Not Pipeline · · Score: 0

    And that's why you are part of the fucking problem.

    Re-read your goddam statement and notice the segmentation.

    Men over here and women over there.

    You have to think about it before you can stop it.