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  1. Re:Grow sugar cane? on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    I would barf for the same reason I get air/sea sick.

    Not exactly, but maybe.

    Who knows?

    Certainly not me because I ain't gonna try that shit.

    Let Mikey try it. He'll eat anything.

  2. Re:Well now we know ... on The Pentagon is Investing $2 Billion into AI (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    You're probably thinking of Lovelace.

  3. Re:What a crock. on Pluto Should Be Reclassified as a Planet, Experts Say (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 2

    Oops. You are right. Vesta.

    Thank you for the catch.

  4. What a crock. on Pluto Should Be Reclassified as a Planet, Experts Say (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A planet has more than just orbit-clearing characteristics.

    Additionally, its mass should be enough to form a spheroid. Pluto looks like a goddam potato.

    A planet should stay in its own orbit.

    Because the orbit is elliptically challenged, Pluto is sometimes the seventh planet and sometimes ninth, making Neptune sometimes eighth and sometimes ninth. Planets gotta make up their minds.

    The fucking tater-shaped object travels all the way out to the Kuiper belt.

    It's gotta be a publicity stunt. I smell money somewhere in all this.

  5. ... argues that governments must step in now to force companies developing connected gadgets to make security a priority rather than an afterthought.

    Banks, anyone? How about fast food joints and places like Target?

    Yahoo!?

    Equifax?

    No?

    OK.

  6. ... I love this.

    I'm 72 years old and we did shit like this when I was a young lad.

    Put a stop to the Vietnam war, we did.

    Jump-started the Civil Rights movement.

    Fucking Woodstock.

    We're long due a happening.

    Right on!

  7. Long, so read it ... on Why Is American Mass Transit So Bad? It's a Long Story. (citylab.com) · · Score: 1

    ... on the commute.

  8. Well now we know ... on The Pentagon is Investing $2 Billion into AI (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    ... where the real AI is.

  9. Re:Stupid industry fads on 'I've Seen the Future of Consumer AI, and it Doesn't Have One' (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Stop.

    The AI I am referring to is precisely what we are calling AI right now. Machine learning algorithms.

    The former is AI and the latter, MLA.

    You have a right to your opinions, but you don't have the right to mix acronyms. AI != MLA.

  10. Re:Where does the Hydrogen come from? on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Why do you think that we need to go into minutia now?

    well, duh.

    It's right there in the Constitution:

    A well regulated minutia ...

    You're so unAmerican.

    If you are not from America:

    We should worry about the goddam details before we shit in our mess kit.

    DON'T TREAD WATER ON MARS OR GIVE ME DEATH!

  11. Re:Grow sugar cane? on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    I saw it on a menu once ... ONCE!

    The restaurant was not full service.

    No barf bags.

  12. Re: Plants & CO2 & sunlight on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Plants & CO2 & sunlight

    Sunlight is orange at daylight sometimes, but it doesn't have a Twitter account.

  13. Re:Grow sugar cane? on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    If you are going to eat meat, you should know ...

    how to chew.

  14. Re:Sweet ... on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    We get water from the seven seas.

  15. Re:Grow sugar cane? on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, meat and milk and any other goddam source that supports survival.

    Crap, humans even eat snails **shudder**.

  16. Re:Where does the Hydrogen come from? on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Forward thinking is a must.

    If our intent is to extract all the water and put on the surface, what, precisely, are the ramifications for the structure we removed the water from?

  17. Re:Forget Mars on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Shit.

    That does make sense.

    It's kind like the parallel argument, "To prevent more handgun violence, we need more handguns," when in fact it's, "The gun industry wants to broaden its consumer base."

    Well done.

  18. Re:Plants & CO2 & sunlight on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    What protective strategies will fend off hackers who want to embed malicious worms and viruses?

  19. Re: Plants & CO2 & sunlight on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    I see where you're going with this.

    We can manufacture plastic, no ... make that biodegradable ... noses, ears, hands, lips, and stuff to make potato heads and sell it as, "Artificial Intelligence," with the disclaimer that, as with the current state of the technology, it's "For entertainment purposes, only."

  20. Re:Plants & CO2 & sunlight on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Interesting proposal. I'm weighing the specific gravity.

  21. Sweet ... on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    ... dreams are made of these CO2.

  22. Re:Stupid industry fads on 'I've Seen the Future of Consumer AI, and it Doesn't Have One' (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    The "AI," you're referring to doesn't mean what you think it does, because it doesn't exist. Hence, "vacuous."

    Go back and review the state of the art.

    The "A" doesn't stand for "Automation."

    And, the "I" part stands for, "Intelligence."

    The intelligent part refers to human intelligence.

    We will never have that because we will not allow for quirks, independence, and insanity, and other aspects of intelligence.

    "My AI thermostat went nuts and the fucking house was freezing. I told the machine it's WAY to cold.

    "Looking at the logs, it had an entry: IT'S TOO GODDAM HOT IN HERE FOR ME."

    That's an intelligence served up by an artifact.

  23. Re:For 380,000 ... on 380,000 Card Payments Compromised In British Airways Breach (sky.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't like it when people call me smart.

    I makes the assumption that I am better than they.

    I'm not.

    The word you're looking for is "experienced."

    Experience + exposure = expertise. ~ © 2018 CaptainDork

  24. For 380,000 ... on 380,000 Card Payments Compromised In British Airways Breach (sky.com) · · Score: 1

    ... years, the universe was in an expanding opaque plasma state so dense that photons could not travel very far.

    Coincidence?

    Yes, I'm sure of it.

  25. Re:Stupid industry fads on 'I've Seen the Future of Consumer AI, and it Doesn't Have One' (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    In reaction to your sig:

    I recently re-read "Nineteen Eighty-Four," because my first reading was so long ago.

    Good read, but what a goddam depressing book!