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Pluto Should Be Reclassified as a Planet, Experts Say (sciencedaily.com)

The reason Pluto lost its planet status is not valid, according to new research from the University of Central Florida in Orlando. From a report: In 2006, the International Astronomical Union, a global group of astronomy experts, established a definition of a planet that required it to "clear" its orbit, or in other words, be the largest gravitational force in its orbit. Since Neptune's gravity influences its neighboring planet Pluto, and Pluto shares its orbit with frozen gases and objects in the Kuiper belt, that meant Pluto was out of planet status. However, in a new study published online Wednesday in the journal Icarus, UCF planetary scientist Philip Metzger, who is with the university's Florida Space Institute, reported that this standard for classifying planets is not supported in the research literature. Metzger, who is lead author on the study, reviewed scientific literature from the past 200 years and found only one publication -- from 1802 -- that used the clearing-orbit requirement to classify planets, and it was based on since-disproven reasoning. He said moons such as Saturn's Titan and Jupiter's Europa have been routinely called planets by planetary scientists since the time of Galileo.

"The IAU definition would say that the fundamental object of planetary science, the planet, is supposed to be a defined on the basis of a concept that nobody uses in their research," Metzger said. "And it would leave out the second-most complex, interesting planet in our solar system." "We now have a list of well over 100 recent examples of planetary scientists using the word planet in a way that violates the IAU definition, but they are doing it because it's functionally useful," he said. "It's a sloppy definition," Metzger said of the IAU's definition. "They didn't say what they meant by clearing their orbit. If you take that literally, then there are no planets, because no planet clears its orbit."

194 comments

  1. And that expert's name... by Noishkel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jerry Smith.

    1. Re:And that expert's name... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Jerry, from Plutionia.

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    2. Re:And that expert's name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida Man Jerry Smith.

    3. Re:And that expert's name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't give a FUCK what you think, JERRY!

  2. But I thought by fredrated · · Score: 0

    Pluto was a cartoon dog!

    1. Re:But I thought by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      You're right. It doesn't matter whether or not we classify it as a planet, but Disney, Inc. had better step up and make sure that we stop calling it Pluto.

    2. Re:But I thought by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Right, let's get this straightened out. Just like we did with planet "Urectum".

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    3. Re:But I thought by Opyros · · Score: 1

      Proposal: the next planet we discover should be named Snoopy.

    4. Re:But I thought by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Right, let's get this straightened out. Just like we did with planet "Urectum".

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Urectum hell - damn near killed him.

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    5. Re:But I thought by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Homer called. He needs a seeing-eye to help him do the paperwork for his copyright suit,

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    6. Re:But I thought by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      If you discover it (which means, characterising it's orbit well enough to be recovered on at least 2 oppositions), then your proposed name will be considered seriously by the IAU MPC in the light of their existing rules. (Which are on the MPC's website, if you're interested.)

      I suspect "Snoopy" would fail on copyright grounds.

      Enjoy building your telescope and doing your searches. Odds-on, it'll take a fraction of the rest of your career.

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  3. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's so weird to see people get so emotional about this.

    I mean, Pluto was called a planet when I was growing up too, but I've moved on.

    1. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just buy the t-shirt and get over yourself.

    2. Re:Sad by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Its not about emotions, it's about useful terminology. To a planetary scientist, a planet is a body that's large enough to be in hydrostatic equilibrium, which creates a fundamental distinction between two very different types of bodies. A body in equilibrium is differentiated, has been altered by fluids, has experienced geothermal heat over long time periods, etc. A body not in equlibrium is undifferentiated and - if old - comprised of the primitive relics of our solar system. To a planetary scientist, the large moons are likewise "planetary" moons, in that they're gone through the same sort of differentiating processes as planets; their position and path of motion does not change what they are.

      The IAU, which is primarily astronomers and not planetary scientists, made a big mess for actual planetary scientists. Rather than creating their own new orbital classification for their needs, they took away a term in widespread use from another set of scientists. The latter have been the leading voices for overturning the IAU decision since then.

      The fact that the planetary science definition is much closer to the popular definition than the IAU definition is is actually a side point. Although one worth bringing up nonetheless. New Horizons lead Alan Stern likes to bring up the "Captain Kirk Test", when discussing the popular usage of the term, as distinct from either scientific usage of the term. That is, if the Starship Enterprise was in orbit around it, and Captain Kirk said "Beam us down to that (blank)", would that word be "planet", or something else? As humans, we automatically recognize "object in space so large that its gravity has pulled it into a sphere" as a planet. To the point that we sometimes struggle when discussing science fiction when such bodies are presented as moons. Think of how many times you've heard Star Wars fans refer to the Forest Moon of Endor as a planet or whatnot.

      Of course, all *this* is tangential to the fact that the IAU definition is a completely self contradictory minefield based on false premises (foremost of which is that planets actually clear their own neighborhoods - Mars's neighborhood, for example, was primarily cleaned by Jupiter, not Mars***), but that's an entirely different story....

      *** No, the Stern-Levison parameter doesn't help. It's based on a current body's ability to clear asteroids, not a planetisimal's ability to clear other planetisimals. And indeed, Stern is as mentioned one of the biggest opponents of the IAU definition. Basing your argument on a guy who disagrees with it is never a good start!

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    3. Re: Sad by jd · · Score: 2

      Proper classification is essential in science, as all things classed the same should behave the same at that level.

      It's pointless to have models, classification or even science if groupings are arbitrary and models aren't predictive.

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    4. Re: Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Andorra is a moon.

    5. Re: Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Barcelona is a planet. Funny place, the dogs have no nose.

    6. Re:Sad by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      As it seems to me: the "clearing the neighbourhood" argument is obvious bullshit even to a non-astronomer like me, but it was used to get through a more reasonable distinction that has no plausible definition: the difference between a pebble and a boulder. And here, the difference is massive: Pluto is over 25 times smaller (by mass) than the lightest new-definition planet. It's also a chunk of ice rather than of rock.

      You're also right about the pointless requirement that a planet needs to orbit a fusor. There's no material difference between a planet, moon, or rogue planet. But then, to a fisherman a dolphin is a fish, and it's not like it's the first time astronomers have a peculiar definition (see metal)...

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    7. Re: Sad by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      Then how do they sniff?

  4. Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this sh*t again. Just leave it alone guys.It doesn't make a difference if it's a planet or not.

    1. Re: Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes a big difference to Uranus!

    2. Re: Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uranus doesn't want to be last.

    3. Re: Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uranus got plowed so hard it can't stand up straight.

    4. Re: Not by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It makes a huge difference. Basically, if you can't classify Pluto then there's no point in bothering with astronomy or planetary science since you can't predict or classify. In fact, you might as well jump off a building since it renders science and modern life futile if you cannot predict or classify. You're left only with religion.

      One, and only one, designation will be useful in any predictive or functional sense. To use any other designation is the work of mystics, not planetary scientists.

      What that designation is can be determined only by looking at what has actual scientific value, not what has votes in a conference.

      Understood? Good.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    5. Re: Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a shitty line of reasoning.

      Doctor: "It doesn't matter if you lose your arm or not, forget about it."
      Plumber: "It doesn't matter if it's leaking or not, leave it alone."
      Physicist: "Eh It doesn't matter if we factor in gravity or not, forget about it."

      By your logic we should just burn all the books about any facts whatsoever because "eh it doesn't matter either way."

    6. Re: Not by Sneftel · · Score: 1

      Basically, if you can't classify Pluto then there's no point in bothering with astronomy or planetary science since you can't predict or classify

      ...? You trailed off there. If you can't classify Pluto as a planet or a non-planet, you can't predict what about it? Seems like knowing its size, chemical makeup, etc. would be way more useful than knowing its IAU classification.

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    7. Re: Not by jd · · Score: 1

      If those follow a pattern for a certain class of objects, you can give the class a name.

      If there is no class, you can't predict. Every observation is unique and devoid of meaning.

      Those are your choices. Order or randomness.

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    8. Re: Not by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Basically, if you can't classify Pluto then there's no point in bothering with astronomy or planetary science since you can't predict or classify.

      This is beyond retarded. Pluto has been classified in different ways over the last decades. Did people stop doing astronomy or planetary science in any of those periods ?

    9. Re: Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a scale from black (no reflection of visible light) to white (full reflection), where do you draw the line between the class "black" and the class "white"? Or the lines between the classes "black", "grey" and "white"? Or between "black", "dark grey", "light grey" and "white"? Are two shades of gray that can hardly be distinguished fundamentally different because they happen to be on two sides of a border value someone defined as the distinction between two classes?

      It is far more useful to state what fraction of light is reflected than to work with arbitrary classes. You can do better predictions with that than with those classes. The lack of distinct classes does not imply randomness or an inability to predict.

      Pluto's physical properties don't change one bit because of the names we give to properties and classes of properties. Scientists do their calculations and predictions using values that have been measured, they don't have different gravity laws for planets and non-planets for example.

      Defining classes certainly can be useful, but it also introduces the risk of treating near identical things as if they are fundamentally different. No matter how you define what is a planet and what is not, there will be planets that are so close to not being a planet and non-planets so close to being a planet that you can't even be certain what category they're in. That doesn't mean scientists can't deal with those bodies.

    10. Re: Not by Sneftel · · Score: 1

      You trailed off again there. "If there is no class, you can't predict..." ...what? Throwing around hilarious hyperboles like "devoid of meaning" and "those are your choices, order or randomness" and "you might as well jump off a building" takes the spotlight off the fact that nobody's really using the "planet" classification to predict anything specific, simply because the definition is so ad-hoc, and there's no real tweak to it that makes it significantly more useful than it is now.

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    11. Re: Not by jd · · Score: 1

      Wrong split. And that is why that particular split is useless.

      Rather than split between two magnitudes (which is rarely helpful), you split between two categories (which is).

      You can categorise between reflection, refraction and diffraction. THAT is the correct division.

      You have demonstrated precisely why arbitrary classes are useless, why you must use classes that have distinct, predictive, meaning. You have shown why value-based definitions are abhorrent, why classifications should have intrinsic rather than extrinsic meaning.

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    12. Re: Not by jd · · Score: 1

      Look, it's very simple.

      A definition should have certain properties.

      First, any classification is itself a hypothesis and must therefore follow all the rules governing a hypothesis. This includes the ability to predict, since a hypothesis must be falsifiable.

      Second, if you contend that nothing in the observable universe can be categorized or understood by science, what else could you call it but random? Even most religions have structure and rules that science could infer. If you have no such structure, if science is useless for prediction, you have nothing. That's hardly hyperbole, science is the study of relationships and systems. You seem to be arguing neither exist. I suggest that's not what you intend to be arguing, but it's hardly my fault if zero correlation between all parameters is indistinguishable from a random oracle.

      Second, there are plenty of definitions far more useful than the IAU one.

      Here's one. A planet is a gravitationally-rounded object with a single core and stratification that formed in part or whole in a planetary accretion disk.

      There's not a single asteroid or comet that meets that definition. It makes no reference to stars, it's invariant and wholly intrinsic. It allows for sub-classes, rather than wholly independent planetary-like objects. It applies to all known exoplanets and rogue planets. It does not apply to solid bodies formed from dead white dwarfs.

      What's more, it's predictive. It is stating that masses of similar size formed in accretion disks are going to behave differently to those formed in stellar nurseries, since it is saying there is linear separation between those two types of mass.

      It is stating that there is a fundamental difference between comets (multi-core), asteroids (no core) and planets, that these can be linearly separated and that fundamental properties present in one group will not appear in another.

      These predictions are falsifiable, therefore this is a valid hypothesis, It is predictive, therefore it is superior to the IAU one which is not. It is also far, far better science.

      As geeks, we should appreciate science above and beyond personalities.

      From this definition, I can create an ontology, a PROPER ontology.

      I can separate out planets with solid, liquid and gaseous cores, and likewise for the mantle. Solids in a liquid are still in a liquid, even if the solids are the bulk of what is there. In terms of predicting what will happen, the liquid would be what mattered. I'm only concerned with intrinsics and invariants, so the ability to behave as a liquid is important for some solids and would be an important subclass but they're still solids.

      Some gas giants will have super Earths inside, these will obviously behave differently from gas giants that don't. Proxima b may have started as a gas giant and had the atmosphere removed, but that won't affect the rocky interior. And how thick does the atmosphere have to be? Clearly, this is not a linearly separable parameter and as I've explained elsewhere those simply aren't valid criteria. You can distinguish spectrums, but you cannot distinguish points on a spectrum.

      Therefore I cannot usefully define a rocky planet or a gas giant, but I can define the composition of a given layer and I can make predictions based on that.

      So I now have planets, planets with a specific core type, planets with a specific core and mantle type.

      We can categorise composition by specifying the generation of star. So a G3 planet formed around a third generation star, somewhere, and the ratio of elements reflects that.

      If I can do that, a planetary scientist with decades more experience and understanding can do a thousand times more.

      I'm not calling this ideal, I'm calling this valid, good science and predictive. There will be far better ontologies, that's irrelevant. This is an ontology that guarantees linear separation and prediction, keeps things simple and doesn't have any weirdness or freaky arbitrary values.

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  5. Re:Get your DNA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, are you afraid of Pluto being a planet??

  6. WUT?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard about the history of Pluto at WorldCon 76. I thought the eggheads had settled this issue already?

    1. Re: WUT?! by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No. The eggheads didn't attend the IAU conference. Most aren't even astronomers.

      This hasn't been settled because nobody agrees on the basis. The IAU doesn't want school textbooks with 22 planets in the solar system, the some reason for reclassifying. Planetary scientists don't give a crap about the books and want a definition with actual meaning.

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    2. Re: WUT?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Just donâ(TM)t list all 22 planets, or maybe put them in an appendix or something. Thatâ(TM)s like saying we need to redefine âoehumanâ in sociological textbooks to avoid having to list all 7.4 billion of them.

    3. Re: WUT?! by jd · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. It's probably one of the stupider reasons the IAU put out.

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  7. Clearing its orbit by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The redefinition of the phrase presented in the summary is silly. “Clearing its orbit” means just what it says. But then Neptune also fails that test, since it hasn’t “cleared its orbit” of Pluto - and therein lies the problem.

    If scientists had meant a planet should “be the largest gravitational force in its orbit”, they would have said exactly that. The phrasing is clear, concise, and unambiguous.

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    1. Re: Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that promote Ceres to a planet then?

    2. Re:Clearing its orbit by sexconker · · Score: 1

      So Luna is a planet? I mean, it's the largest gravitational force in its orbit around Terra. Or do you mean the largest gravitational force in its orbit around the system's star? In our case, that's Sol. But what about intersecting orbits, or multi-star systems? What about systems where the barycenter of a prospective planet is not within a star (or other body)? What orbit are you referring to, exactly? Where's your anchor? Is it determined per body? Per system?

    3. Re: Clearing its orbit by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      It should. Nobody is going to be living on Jupiter, but people will live on Ganymede and Ceres.

    4. Re:Clearing its orbit by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      Earth hasn't cleared Luna from its orbit so its not a planet.

    5. Re:Clearing its orbit by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      But then Neptune also fails that test, since it hasn’t “cleared its orbit” of Pluto - and therein lies the problem.

      Pluto actually approaches Uranus closer than it does Neptune. Neptune did a pretty good job of getting rid of Pluto.

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    6. Re:Clearing its orbit by starless · · Score: 1

      Luna, Terra, Sol?
      I suppose you mean the Moon, the Earth, and the Sun, as we scientists call them?

    7. Re:Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes; no; Maybe; Why are you asking me this stuff; No; Yes; Pluto; No; Yes

      CAP === 'stress'

    8. Re:Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earth-Moon is really interesting there since once the Moon will have moved out far enough (while Earth rotation slows down) the barycenter will not be inside the Earth anymore. So, does Earth become a binary planet? A dwarf planet with a moon?
      Is Jupiter a sub-brown-dwarf? Because I did read the barycenter is very slightly outside the Sun.

      What about Triton around Neptune? This one is brilliant. It's ostensibly a moon but very much looks like a captured planet slowly crashing into a big planet.

    9. Re:Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. Now define "its orbit"; luna could be defined as engaging in a spiral orbit in close proximity to the Earth and hence is the largest gravitational force in its orbit. The real problem is that Pluto has a moon only about half its radius (and a tenth its mass) which has resulted in them orbiting each other. Meaningfully Neptune failing to clean up Pluto is no more meaningful than failing to clean up any other meteor/asteroid with a similar erratic orbit to Pluto. If Charon and Pluto shared an orbit and were substantially apart from each other (which would be impossible because of the influence of Neptune, but let's put that aside for a moment), then we'd probably think neither a "clean up" nor a "largest gravitational force" would be sufficient.

      In the end, it's really a matter of wanting to define objects in a very clear way and people being upset because they think either the definition is faulty--it's not, it's just some degree of arbitrary--or misapplied. Ask yourself some day if you have an object that's half way between a cup or a bowl, how do you define which one it is? Maybe eventually you're realize that at some point, except for clarity in communication with others on what to call that specific object, calling it either one is fine.

    10. Re:Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah I hate it when mexicans post here too

    11. Re:Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its orbit is "cleared" of everything not gravitationally dominated by the planet. Dynamically, Pluto is a distant moon of Neptune, like 3753 Cruithne is of Earth.

      Historical usage is relevant but not controlling. The whole reason that the IAU decision was contentious was that historical usage was inconsistent with reality, and something had to change. So the IAU consciously and deliberately changed the definition of "planet" in a non-backward-compatible way.

      They had a choice of what to break, but didn't have the option of not breaking anything. Either they had to admit dozens of KBOs as planets, demote Pluto, or make a weird exception for Pluto.

      Yes, it's not completely consistent with historical usage. Everyone knows that. That's why it was a big deal.

    12. Re:Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The reason it was contentious is that the gravitational scientists waited until the end of the IAU conference when most of the planetary scientists had gone home, then brought the issue up for a vote when it hadn't been scheduled earlier. In other words, they rigged the vote.

    13. Re:Clearing its orbit by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Uh, those are their names.

      Sol is the name of our star and sun.
      There are many stars and suns, but not all stars are suns.
      No other star is Sol.

      Luna is the name of our moon.
      There are many moons, but the term "moon" is meaningless without specifying which moon (or, by relation which planet) you are referring to.
      No other moon is Luna.

      Why do you think we call it the Solar System? It is the system of the star Sol.

    14. Re:Clearing its orbit by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There actually is no planet that has "cleaned its orbit".
      How actually is that supposed to work?

      All majour planets have asteroids accumulated in the two troyan points in front and behind them, how are they supposed to "clear that"?

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    15. Re:Clearing its orbit by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      According to some definitions, Earth + Moon s a binary planet system.

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    16. Re:Clearing its orbit by starless · · Score: 2

      "lunar", "solar" etc. are used as adjectives.
      But, in professional publications, the bodies are called by their regular English names (although with the initial letter capitalized).

      See this from the IAU (International Astronomical Union):
      https://www.iau.org/public/the...

      The designation of our Moon is, therefore, the Moon, with a capital M and used as a name (a proper noun). The same applies to the designation of our planet — the Earth

      e.g. there's a refereed journal specifically called: "Earth, Moon, and Planets".
      https://link.springer.com/jour...

      The only place I've seen "Sol", "Luna", and "Terra" used is in science fiction!

      Although I mainly work on objects beyond the Solar System, I am a professional astronomer.

    17. Re: Clearing its orbit by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Ceres has not enough gravity to be habitable, regardless what you build there.

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    18. Re: Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to recall the IAU had to carefully word their definition so that the Earth+Moon binary system did not end up classified the same way as Pluto+Charon.

    19. Re: Clearing its orbit by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      Ceres has not enough gravity to be habitable

      By what measure? If a habitat in open space can be habitable, then something with 0.02g can be habitable.

    20. Re:Clearing its orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, my dear sweet sexconker. "Sol" is the Latin word for "sun", and "luna" is the Latin word for "moon". Quisque "moon" lunam est. They're no less ambiguous than "sun" and "moon"; the important thing is the capitalization and definite article.

    21. Re: Clearing its orbit by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      but people will live on Ganymede and Ceres.

      Make sure to finish your drink before the bar closes.

    22. Re:Clearing its orbit by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      This entire shitshow sounds like when marketing gets their hands on something and decides to fuck it up for everyone else. Here's an example from cars and engines. A piston bearing isn't a piston bearing, it's a friction impact reducer. A wheel bearing is now a front hub assembly, but not always. Because some cars still use separate baring assemblies outside of the hub which contains the other components for ABS, skid control, and speed sensor. It just pisses everyone off in their specialized field.

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    23. Re:Clearing its orbit by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      In that very journal, "Earth" is listed separately from "Planets".

      It's obvious that as long as you perceive an object differently than all others of its kind, you at least instinctively exclude it from the grouping even though you rationally know otherwise.

      So far, it's only science fiction where the Sun has no special distinction and thus needs an actual proper name -- as when you're standing on a planet "the sun" will refer to the local star. For today astronomers, all observations are done from our particular solar system, thus you didn't need such a name _yet_.

      "The X", "the x", "an x" doesn't work -- problematic in writing, impossible in speech, so the proper name can't be mere capitalization of the common noun.

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    24. Re:Clearing its orbit by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a piston bearing?
      Do you mean piston ring or connecting rod bearing? A gudeon / wrist pin?

      Wheel bearing and hub assembly are exactly as they state.
      One is literally just a bearing (made of a bearing and race, or a sealed bearing) that is pressed into the hub, and the other is the bearing already pressed into the hub as an assembly.

      Wheel bearing: https://www.rockauto.com/en/catalog/honda,1997,prelude,2.2l+l4,1170201,brake+&+wheel+hub,wheel+bearing,1672

      Hub assembly (bearing already in hub):
      https://www.rockauto.com/en/catalog/honda,1997,prelude,2.2l+l4,1170201,brake+&+wheel+hub,wheel+bearing+&+hub+assembly,1636

      And for fun, a hub:
      https://www.rockauto.com/en/catalog/honda,1997,prelude,2.2l+l4,1170201,brake+&+wheel+hub,wheel+hub,7632

    25. Re: Clearing its orbit by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      For a few month ... not for the typical life span of a human.

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    26. Re:Clearing its orbit by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a piston bearing?

      That's a piston bearing, note not bushing.

      Wheel bearing and hub assembly are exactly as they state.

      Nope. Those are two different pieces, your links show that. Know why? Because not all wheel bearing are already pressed into the hub, in some cases they come as separate parts because the hub assembly is another one-off manufactured component. GM/Opel/Suzuki/Toyota for example used both in various on-off model years. In the last decade it's only become standard to use a pressed bearing into a wheel hub assembly because of the integrated components and the possibility of destroying things that are attached to it. A good example is the ABS system which is also attached to the hub, and is standard on pretty much all cars since 2006(minus the very cheapest of models). The problem, is that trying to remove the bearing itself is more likely to destroy the toothed ring. Which means you've just trashed the assembly anyway, on top of that since many wheel hubs also include speed sensors, the chances of destroying the speed sensor is also high on pretty much any vehicle that's seen a year on the road.

      Trucks(semi) are the exception, they all come in individual parts because sometimes blowing $4800 on a wheel hub is too much vs the $300 for a wheel bearing. And many trucks may or may not have ABS as a standard feature, even on high end models. Especially since ABS on trailers isn't heavily in use, and there's millions of old trailers in use and will be until they fall apart.

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    27. Re:Clearing its orbit by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      As I stated, if you'd read, they are as their names state.

      Please re-read my comment and read the whole thing.

      I said wheel bears are just the bearing (sealed on piece or with a race as common in trucks). This then pressed into a hub

      A hub assembly is a pre-assembled bearing and hub.

    28. Re:Clearing its orbit by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      Wheel bearings, not wheel bears.. that's what I get for quick typing on a phone

    29. Re:Clearing its orbit by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      I should also qualify I have mechanic backgrounds

    30. Re:Clearing its orbit by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      But then Neptune also fails that test, since it hasnâ(TM)t âoecleared its orbitâ of Pluto - and therein lies the problem.

      Ah, you're falling for the old thing that "Pluto crosses the orbit of Neptune". It doesn't, in the same way that the two major roads in a cloverstack interchange don't actually cross because they're at different levels.

      Orbital geometry is more complex than 2d-representations of it suggest. Pluto actually gets closer to Uranus (11AU, ~1.65 Tm) than it does Neptune (17AU, 2.5 TM). Refresh your memory on the 2:3 ("Plutoid") orbital resonance while you're at it, and remember that any other object in a Plutoid orbital resonance with Neptune does not necessarily have the same perihelion distance, aphelion distance, nor longitudes of perihelion or of ascending node. Mutual colissions are possible, but unlikely.

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    31. Re:Clearing its orbit by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Yeah and I finished my mechanics apprenticeship in 1993, I might have an idea on what I'm talking about too.

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  8. $250 for a new textbook I can see why they flipit by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1, Funny

    $250 for a new textbook I can see why they flipit

  9. duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As people who classifying and organizing information is second nature, this is a pretty huge "duh" kind of thing.

    Far from removing things from the "planet" group, the higher super-set of "planet" should be all inclusive and loosely defined itself.
    Instead there should be sub-sets of different types of planets, like you know, how most of them have been for some time now.

    A good naming hierarchy is your friend.

    Even the name "dwarf planet" implies a sub-type of "planet" called "dwarf"
    Keep splitting up groups into smaller groups that have more detailed distinctions as our knowledge increases.
    Even the current useless definition of stupid can fit inside such a classification system without messing with the actual scientifically defined distinctions already used.

    I for one wouldn't want to see kids in school forced to learn "names of planets in our solar system" coming from a list with millions upon millions of names in it, which is why inside vs outside of the kuiper belt is one great distinction.
    But this just means two new group names to represent inside vs outside of that belt, and you learn the list of whatever we name that inside the belt group.

    But despite where or how far a planet is, it should still be a planet.

    1. Re: duh by jd · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. That's how ontologies are normally devised and how astronomers devise them for all other objects. Except here.

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  10. But this is ridiculous by mccalli · · Score: 1

    Reclassify? But Pluto has always been a planet and shall also be in the future. Why, are some poor misguided souls saying otherwise?

    1. Re:But this is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reclassify? But Pluto has always been a planet and shall also be in the future. Why, are some poor misguided souls saying otherwise?

      It's a conspiracy by the Deep Space!!

    2. Re:But this is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right? The fucking thing has several moons orbiting around it. I think the real reason is that it was the most difficult planet to discover, but the guy that found it didn't have a PhD.

  11. The Moon is a planet, not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What's a planet?

  12. Jerry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jerry was right!

  13. How is historical literature relevant? by Luthair · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We don't consider medical definitions in the context of the four humours, heck late 19th century astronomers thought space was filled with luminiferous aether so why are their opinions on the definition of planets suddenly considered insightful.

    1. Re:How is historical literature relevant? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      We don't consider medical definitions in the context of the four humours, heck late 19th century astronomers thought space was filled with luminiferous aether so why are their opinions on the definition of planets suddenly considered insightful.

      Labels for many body parts and symptoms originally named by Greeks hundreds of years B.C. are still widely used.

      What isn't EVER relevant is constructing arguments based on some whacked blanket appeal to age and prejudice rather than actual merit.

      My personal view the IAU's behavior is simply illegitimate and I refuse to recognize it.

      Domain experts are free to develop whatever specific terms they want to refer to whatever they damn well please AMONGST THEMSELVES. They are not free to take ownership of popular language used by everyone and modify popular language by decree. Certainly not by vote on the last day of an IAU meeting when many had already left involving less than a 4% of astronomers /w zero feedback, input or outreach to the general public. Bullshit to that.

    2. Re:How is historical literature relevant? by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Labels for many body parts and symptoms originally named by Greeks hundreds of years B.C. are still widely used.

      And they had no idea what most of it did - naming body parts only demonstrates they had eyes.

      My personal view the IAU's behavior is simply illegitimate and I refuse to recognize it.

      And what behaviour is that exactly? Clarifying and re-classifying as we learn more?

      Domain experts are free to develop whatever specific terms they want to refer to whatever they damn well please AMONGST THEMSELVES. They are not free to take ownership of popular language used by everyone and modify popular language by decree. Certainly not by vote on the last day of an IAU meeting when many had already left involving less than a 4% of astronomers /w zero feedback, input or outreach to the general public. Bullshit to that.

      Got it, I assume you also don't believe the skin is an organ because we didn't consider it to be one in the past?

      Personally I don't care either way if pluto is a planet or not.

    3. Re:How is historical literature relevant? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      And what behaviour is that exactly? Clarifying and re-classifying as we learn more?

      This was explained specifically in the immediately following paragraph. You cited it in your response:

      "Domain experts are free to develop whatever specific terms they want to refer to whatever they damn well please AMONGST THEMSELVES. They are not free to take ownership of popular language used by everyone and modify popular language by decree. Certainly not by vote on the last day of an IAU meeting when many had already left involving less than a 4% of astronomers /w zero feedback, input or outreach to the general public. Bullshit to that."

      Got it, I assume you also don't believe the skin is an organ because we didn't consider it to be one in the past?

      Not at all analogous.

      The issue in the case of Pluto has nothing to do with discovering something new about the properties of something that leads it to be classified in a new way based on new information.

      The issue here is modifying the DEFINITION of existing popular language. A completely separate concept with no overlap.

      Imagine a crack team of biologist get together and vote to declare brains smaller than a certain size to be "dwarf brains". Now snails and goldfish don't have "brains". They have "dwarf brains". This is how pointless and stupid this Pluto nonsense is. Normal people would create useful classifications of "brains" based on their differentiating qualities. Crackpots seeking attention invoke "dwarf brains" bastardization and assert that snails no longer have brains to make the evening news.

      Again if astronomers want to get together and create NEW scientific classifications of bodies based on the latest information that's great god bless them. Such activity does NOT require them to alter the meaning of existing popular language. They could have easily avoided controversy by not using language so poorly (dwarf qualifier implies subset of class planet) yet they opted for 15 minutes of fame by invoking dwarf bullshit in a last minute vote when many stakeholders had already left. I refuse to recognize the new definition because the process in my view is both illegitimate and completely unnecessary.

    4. Re:How is historical literature relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not free to take ownership of popular language used by everyone and modify popular language by decree.

      So I can ignore the new alternate definition of the word "literally" and go back to calling people idiots for using it in place of the word "figuratively"?

  14. How many planets do you want by JeffSh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So how many planets do you want?

    If we let Pluto be a planet, then our solar system will also have to start officially calling all the other minor planets, planets. i don't think that's reasonable or important. its simply not worth it. Pluto is a an object, we know its there, but it doesn't need to be on a list that includes the 8 major planets. i don't care how you categorize it, we simply cannot have a never ending list of planets to include in our definition of the solar system.

    -Jeff

    1. Re:How many planets do you want by Lost+Race · · Score: 2

      So how many planets do you want?

      The more the merrier!

      How many moons should Jupiter have?

    2. Re:How many planets do you want by timepilot · · Score: 2

      ... we simply cannot have a never ending list of planets to include in our definition of the solar system.

      Sure we can. We just need to use the appropriate data structure to store the list.

    3. Re:How many planets do you want by SEE · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, and there are too many chemical elements (118) on the Periodic Table, so what we need is a new rule that limits the number of elements to a nice, easy-for-schoolkids-to-memorize list of between 8 and 12 "major elements". I don't care how you categorize it, we simply cannot have a never ending list of elements to include in our definition of reality.

    4. Re:How many planets do you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, numbers bigger than 8 confuse me too!

    5. Re:How many planets do you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and there are too many chemical elements (118) on the Periodic Table, so what we need is a new rule that limits the number of elements to a nice, easy-for-schoolkids-to-memorize list of between 8 and 12 "major elements". I don't care how you categorize it, we simply cannot have a never ending list of elements to include in our definition of reality.

      I know you're using that poor form of argument called sarcasm. But say, someone decided to call water an element. Would that bother you? This isn't about limiting the count, but classifying similar objects the same way. The people in favor of Pluto being a planet often say, that's how they learned it. Should new elements be denied because they hadn't been made when I was in high school? Because I did a report on the heaviest element and now it isn't any more?

    6. Re:How many planets do you want by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, numbers bigger than 8 confuse me too!

      Oh my god! What happened to your thumbs?

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    7. Re: How many planets do you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine what would have happened if science worked like this in the past.
      8 elements on the table and the rest dwarf elements.
      8 rivers and the rest dwarf rivers.
      8 decades of history and the rest dwarf decades.
      8 bones on the body and the rest dwarf bones.
      8 posts in this thread and the rest dwarf posts.

    8. Re:How many planets do you want by SEE · · Score: 2

      Yes, this is about classifying similar objects in similar ways. As opposed to the IAU definition that says one of two physically identical bodies would be a "planet" if it is in orbit around the Sun directly in an orbit with no other bodies, but "not a planet" if it happens to orbit a gas giant, or has a lot of other bodies in its orbit, or orbits any star other than the Sun, or just is wandering in interstellar space.

      Yes, there are idiots who want Pluto to be a planet because that's the way they learned it. But they're no more stupid than the people who invented rules entirely about where an object happens to be located to declare Pluto is not a planet because otherwise there would be "too many".

      A sensible approach is easy to take. If it's big enough to go into hydrostatic equilibrium under its own gravity, and small enough it doesn't go into fusion, it's a planet. There are then between thirty and fifty known planets in the Solar System depending on where exactly you draw the line (does it count if it used to be in hydrostatic equilibrium and now isn't?). And a body physically identical to Mercury (or Luna, or Ceres, or Pluto) is always a planet regardless of where it currently is.

    9. Re:How many planets do you want by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Water isn't an element, so yes it should bother anyone. If you or anyone else wants to come up with a different classification system, that's fine, but it's probably not useful and it certainly shouldn't be used as if it has the same level of authority or relevance of an established system without a pretty good demonstration of why this new system is better.

      In the case of elements, there are clear rules as to what distinguishes and element from something else. Although there is a recognized heaviest element, there's been speculation for years about whether the theoretically heavier ones might exist and what their properties might be like, and how much farther along the table it's possible to go until the laws of physics suggest that they can't go on based on our understanding of atoms.

      However, if you ordered a steak, but the cook decided to call a fat 'ole turd a steak, you'd be pretty damn bothered. So I think you already know the answer, or at least you should.

    10. Re:How many planets do you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But say, someone decided to call every isotope an element.

      Fixed you terrible analogy.

    11. Re: How many planets do you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Head bone
      Body bone
      Left arm bone
      Right arm bone
      Boner bone
      Left leg bone
      Right leg bone
      What the fuck is #8?

    12. Re: How many planets do you want by jd · · Score: 2

      I don't care about the number. That should be a function of how many there are. You should not choose the number of planets and then set a definition accordingly.

      If a sensible, scientifically useful, definition ends up with 100 planets then there are 100 planets.

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    13. Re: How many planets do you want by sidyan · · Score: 1

      Neck bone.

    14. Re:How many planets do you want by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and there are too many chemical elements (118) on the Periodic Table, so what we need is a new rule that limits the number of elements to a nice, easy-for-schoolkids-to-memorize list of between 8 and 12 "major elements". I don't care how you categorize it, we simply cannot have a never ending list of elements to include in our definition of reality.

      Earth, Air, Fire, Water, and Aether?

    15. Re:How many planets do you want by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

      120 elements, you forgot deuterium and tritium

    16. Re:How many planets do you want by s4080326 · · Score: 1

      ... we simply cannot have a never ending list of planets to include in our definition of the solar system.

      Sure we can. We just need to use the appropriate data structure to store the list.

      Finally some recognition that Venus is the 1st planet

    17. Re:How many planets do you want by s4080326 · · Score: 1

      Water is right out but what about deuterium? It is an element even though it doesn't and shouldn't appear on the periodic table. The Pluto argument comes down to how to settle an argument between scientists and common usage. When they don't agree I believe that the Scientists should be the ones who have to use silly names to differentiate not the general public. So let scientists call them true planets and dwarf planets and everyone else can call the all planets. A better example is whether a moon is a satellite or not.

    18. Re:How many planets do you want by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The solution is exactly what you listed. There's 8 major planets. And then a bunch of other minor planets. Most people would only bother with knowing the major planets. Textbooks for schoolkids are only going to teach the 8 major planets.

      Same thing with moons. There's 4 Galilean moons around Jupiter which are the ones people know, and a bunch of others that I know about but would have to look up if I needed to know more about them. But I don't see people trying to redefine "moon" so that Jupiter would only have 4 moons.

  15. Trump says Pluto shouldn't be a planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He went on to say "Pluto is a dog, that's the end of it. If those astronomos... if those anonomos... those...., if they don't get their act together I'm going to get involved."

    In other news he announced that if impeached and convicted, he can pardon himself. What a deal, I bet every criminal out there is thinking, if i'm tried and convicted, hell, I can just pardon myself. If the president can do it, why can't I?"

    I'm going to tell that to the judge the next time I fight a speeding ticket.

    Sure Donald pardon yourself. That'll be the easy part. The hard part will be getting the guards at Leavenworth to unlock your cell.

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    1. Re:Trump says Pluto shouldn't be a planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LIBerals with Trump And Russia Derangement Syndrome

  16. Earth too! by Zorro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Impacts on Earth and Jupiter clearly show they haven't "Cleared their Orbits" either.

    1. Re:Earth too! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Also the moon is really a co-orbiting planet, so we really, seriously, haven't cleared our orbit.

    2. Re:Earth too! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Jupiter has two huge blobs of so called Trojany (asteroids) sitting in the two langrange points 60Â in front and behind on its orbit.

      I doubt it is actually possible to "get rid of them" in the sense of clearing your orbit :D

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    3. Re: Earth too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've just cleared my orbit. I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you.

  17. Partly Nonsensical by Jiro · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Read the Wikipedia article on clearing the neighborhood. It's defined well enough and people know what it means. Claiming that "If you take that literally, then there are no planets, because no planet clears its orbit." is like pointing to the requirement that a planet must be round, and saying that if you take that literally, no planet is round. Yes, no planet is 100% round, but it's possible for a planet to be close to round or not very close to round, and the same goes for clearing the neighborhood.

    The research that shows that nobody used this definition in the past is probably correct. But it doesn't help. Scientists can make up new definitions.

    Furthermore, while it's also true that planetary scientists call lots of things planets, the report itself admits that they also use the term for moons. Nobody else is going to start calling Pluto a planet under a definition that also includes moons.

    1. Re:Partly Nonsensical by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Scientists can make up new definitions.

      And we will roundly reject them when they are arbitrary, ambiguous, or deleterious to existing definitions.
      Case in point - jackasses trying to deplanet Pluto.

    2. Re:Partly Nonsensical by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

      And we will roundly reject them when they are arbitrary, ambiguous, or deleterious to existing definitions.
      Case in point - jackasses trying to deplanet Pluto.

      By "we", you must mean the set of people who failed to master Sesame Street's rudimentary "One of these things is not like the others" game.

    3. Re: Partly Nonsensical by jd · · Score: 1

      The definition says rounded not round. And that is why nobody looks for round planets. However, you'd argue a snooker ball is round, right? Earth is founder by several orders of magnitude.

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    4. Re:Partly Nonsensical by sexconker · · Score: 1

      No, I mean people with brains.

    5. Re:Partly Nonsensical by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Since you failed at Sesame Street, it's not surprising that you continue making mistakes.

    6. Re: Partly Nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As per astrophysics, if you shrank the Earth and its topography in scale down to snooker ball, Earth would look and feel like a snooker ball to you or myself. But for a scaled down version of ourselves walking upon the snooker ball sized Earth, it would still look like Earth. That is the problem with humans in general. They fail to understand just how much their own visual perspective cause massive bias that affects the term definitions and how they are used.

      And if you want to see people who have taken that perspective bias too far, look at flat earthers. In all practical purposes, from their bias visual perspective, they are right. The Earth is indeed flat. But it sure the fuck isn't from a larger visual perspective now is it?

      This is one of the main reasons we still don't know much about space. We are basically missing many abilities to see dimensions for what they are from another perspective. When an ant craws across the kitchen table, if it had higher intelligence, it would be a flat tabler. However from our perspective, it's a fucking table with 3 dimensions, legs, stuff that may be stacked outside an ant's visual range. Take the room that it is in, there are many things hidden from the ant's view.
        Throw a shelf in there and the ant is amazed how things disappear, and reappear if they are moved in and out of his/her's perspective. Yet to us, no mass change has been made to the room in general. But the ant doesn't know that.

  18. What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A planet has more than just orbit-clearing characteristics.

    Additionally, its mass should be enough to form a spheroid. Pluto looks like a goddam potato.

    A planet should stay in its own orbit.

    Because the orbit is elliptically challenged, Pluto is sometimes the seventh planet and sometimes ninth, making Neptune sometimes eighth and sometimes ninth. Planets gotta make up their minds.

    The fucking tater-shaped object travels all the way out to the Kuiper belt.

    It's gotta be a publicity stunt. I smell money somewhere in all this.

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    1. Re:What a crock. by magarity · · Score: 5, Informative

      Additionally, its mass should be enough to form a spheroid. Pluto looks like a goddam potato.

      You may want to check that again before you say it around anyone in person. Pluto is nicely spherical. Perhaps you're thinking of Vesta?

    2. Re:What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

      Oops. You are right. Vesta.

      Thank you for the catch.

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    3. Re:What a crock. by Cochonou · · Score: 1

      Replying to undo badly chosen moderation.

    4. Re:What a crock. by GoodNicksAreTaken · · Score: 1

      It's gotta be a publicity stunt. I smell money somewhere in all this.

      By that definition everything is a publicity stunt. It's a sloppy definition. I've only found one instance from 1802 that uses that definition of publicity stunt.

    5. Re:What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Prior to the War of 1812, publicity stunts did not exist.

      The first publicity stunt was performed at the Chicago World Fair when Rufus Hockersmith served "tea," that was purported to provide tannin that would aid in curing skin blemishes.

      Toxicologists outed Rufus after an analysis proved that the tonic was actually brown water from Village Creek near Burkeville, Texas.

      The "tea" had a side-effect of stunting people's growth immediately, and the people at the fair were publicly humiliated.

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    6. Re: What a crock. by jd · · Score: 1

      Most exoplanets violate your requirements. Some of them are super Earth in size. A few are super Jupiters.

      And yet you don't complain about them. Nor does the IAU.

      You don't get to pick and choose when a definition applies. If an extreme eccentric super Jupiter that crosses multiple orbits and has a rotation that deforms it horribly is a planet, then neither eccentricity nor staying in orbit nor roundness can be factors.

      It's that simple.

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    7. Re: What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      And yet you don't complain about them.

      And yet I can't SEE them.

      Their existence is only visible through a gravitational lens that neither of us has.

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    8. Re: What a crock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *woosh*

    9. Re: What a crock. by SEE · · Score: 1

      Expolanets? In the IAU definition, a planet must orbit the Sun. Which means any and all exoplanets, by IAU definition, aren't planets.

      It is rank nonsense, and that after twelve years such an asinine definition still stands is to the clear discredit of the IAU.

    10. Re: What a crock. by jd · · Score: 1

      Some are indeed directly visible and have been imaged. Although I don't know if the Chinese have done so, their radio telescope has easily sufficient resolving power and sensitivity to look at Proxima b's reflected radiation. Things have moved on.

      No explanet has been seen by gravitational lensing, as far as I know.

      When SKA is complete, every explained inside 100 LY and every super Jupiter inside of about 3000 LY will be directly visible.

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    11. Re: What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      For imaged planets, these are usually the planet properties, typically including, at minimum, the semi-major axis and planet mass, and the stellar properties, usually, at minimum, the distance to the host star and the stellar mass.

      So we don't know if, for example, they are orbit-clearing.

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    12. Re: What a crock. by jd · · Score: 1

      Correct. We know a few are inside still-condensing accretion disks and therefore can't have. Highly eccentric, criss-crossing orbits also happen. We can't be sure of the rest.

      However, this creates an amusing situation. Any planetary mass that hasn't cleared its orbit is a dwarf planet. There are therefore dwarf planets upwards of ten times the size of Jupiter.

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    13. Re: What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter.

      We're talking definitions.

      For the solar system, we have certain knowledge that is verifiable.

      Calling exo-(x) a planet does not establish that the thing is actually a planet.

      Exoplanet is a convenient place holder until we get more information about the shit we're looking at.

      A precedent is the "floppy disk", a misnomer that became a solidified member of the lexicon.

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    14. Re: What a crock. by jd · · Score: 1

      A definition that does not define isn't much of a definition.

      We know they're planets, because of their density, temperature, size, absorption spectrum, etc.

      An object that is 16x the size of Jupiter, is in tight orbit around its sun and has an atmosphere is probably not an asteroid or a comet by any remotely useful definition of either.

      A rocky planet that is 1.2x the size of Earth and has a high mass is self-evidently not a dwarf planet or a comet.

      They're not spaceships and they're not stars.

      This limits your choices.

      We're a long way past star wobble, these things have been imaged, we can do spectral analysis.

      Our solar system seems to be anomalous, so I'd ignore it as a reference. Science is cluttered with examples of folly due to presuming a special case to be a general rule.

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    15. Re: What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      They haven't been imaged well enough to provide sufficient evidence.

      They've been spectrum-analyzed.

      You can interpret all you want, but you don't know .

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    16. Re: What a crock. by jd · · Score: 1

      You could say that of planet Earth. Or, indeed, reality. As Descartes pointed out.

      In the end, science isn't about Truth, it's about hypothesis. And all you need for that is data, a model and a means to falsify. Sunglasses and a full tank of gas are optional extras.

      What you are asking for has nothing to do with science. Science doesn't ask what is, it asks what we can predict given what we know.

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    17. Re: What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Well goddam.

      Science is not about Truth ...

      We're off to see the Wizard.

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    18. Re:What a crock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I smell money somewhere in all this.

      Martian influence! They've always been working to discredit the Plutonians!

      captcha: underway

    19. Re:What a crock. by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      No competition.

      The Martians live on a fully vetted Solar System planet and therefore are automatically a member of the Space Force. .

      The Plutonians are not in the same jurisdiction, being a part of the Kuiper Belt Alliance.

      While Pluto's orbit does cross into the Solar System sovereign space occasionally, the law governing water-sharing in the farmlands of Earth apply because the space deformation of the region was not engineered by Plutonians.

      Like rivers and streams, as well as aquifers, Pluto has no choice in the manner and cause of travel.

      That path was established by the Solar System Grand Gravitational Ellipticallization of Bodies over 5 billion years ago, which allows for occasional encroachment of radically eccentric non-average circular Kuiper and Oort Cloud visitors.

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  19. A better definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm no expert in the field, but growing up, I would have just naturally figured a planet to be a large body who's primary orbit is the star of it's solar system.

    Then they made things weird.

    1. Re: A better definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just need to go to a primary-secondary-tertiary-quaternary system. Primary is star or stars, secondary is large objects that orbit the primary and dominate their orbits aka planets, tertiary is bodies that orbit secondaries aka moons, and tertiaries are just all the clutter like asteroid belts, trojans, and dwarf planets that cross or share other orbits.

  20. He didn't look very hard by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Seriously there was more literature out there, like the one published in 2006.

    But in all seriousness what kind of a stupid basis for a new definition is that? "You can't use this new definition because it's different than the old definition". No shit Shirlock.

  21. Pluto lost. Get over it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pluto lost. Get over it.

  22. ONE expert by XXongo · · Score: 2
    Headline is wrong. "Experts say" should be rewritten to "One expert says."

    In the body of the summary, the phrase "according to new research" should be rewritten to say "according to one person's opinion," since there actually is no research involved.

    1. Re: ONE expert by jd · · Score: 3, Informative

      I saw research being described. A metastudy is considered research.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    2. Re:ONE expert by RockDoctor · · Score: 2

      Headline is wrong. "Experts say" should be rewritten to "One expert says."

      Actually, Dr Metzger (@DrPhilTill ) has been talking about this since he and a couple of others (S.Alan Stern, PI on New Horizons, @AlanStern and A.N.Other) started trying this "historical usage" tack about 6 months ago. It's a valid exercise in the history of scientific terminology, but that's not particularly relevant to the evolving ideas about how planetary systems develop.

      While I have lots of respect for both @DrPhilTill and @AlanStern (and they're doing more to get humans off this death trap of a planet than anyone else), they still haven't convinced me that the IAU definition is wrong in it's planet-formation process implications.

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  23. Because nostalgia by enriquevagu · · Score: 1

    That's why!

  24. Re:$250 for a new textbook I can see why they flip by SantiagoMcRib · · Score: 1

    I think that's what typos are for. The publisher doesn't really want to have to change the material.... that sounds like a lot of work.

  25. science fur sure man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is a car magazine right? Why not have more articles about cars? Is whining about science that much better than whining about cars? Tech jobs, HR, IT industry, and cars makes as much sense as the weak science offering.

  26. Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said moons such as Saturn's Titan and Jupiter's Europa have been routinely called planets by planetary scientists since the time of Galileo

    The real issue is that he's proposing a shit-ton of objects be classified as planets. Pluto just happens to be one of them.

    1. Re:Misleading headline by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      Why is that a problem? There are dozens of moons just orbiting Jupiter. The point of a definition is to group things that are alike, not to maintain an easily memorized list.

    2. Re:Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The headline should read: "Dozens of Solar System Objects Should be Reclassified as Planets, Expert Says". Not as catchy I suppose.

    3. Re:Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So fucking what? There's 22 new planets. BFD

  27. Planet, Not Planet... We need a third gender... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps Planette.

  28. oh boy by ooloorie · · Score: 1

    . He said moons such as Saturn's Titan and Jupiter's Europa have been routinely called planets by planetary scientists since the time of Galileo.

    I think few people would call that a "planet". In common usage, moons orbit planets, planets orbit stars.

    The only issue is that there are some other things that orbit stars: asteroids, stellar rings, etc. Among those, planets are objects large enough to have been shaped into a spheroid under gravitation.

    1. Re:oh boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a moon with it's own moon?

    2. Re: oh boy by jd · · Score: 1

      Common usage includes rogue planets. Rogue planets do not orbit stars.

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    3. Re: oh boy by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      Common usage includes rogue planets. Rogue planets do not orbit stars.

      No, but they used to.

      A rogue planet is to a planet kind of like a dead parrot is to a parrot.

    4. Re: oh boy by jd · · Score: 1

      That is perfectly true and I wish the IAU had included that in the definition.

      So, I guess the first question is, we know the planetary orbits shifted dramatically when Saturn formed. It shifted Jupiter out of the inner solar system. Did Saturn or Uranus forming shift Neptune or Pluto in any way that would mean both had cleared their orbits prior to this?

      Secondly, the moons of Pluto are all inside its atmosphere and are probably shattered fragments from Pluto being struck. If we track their motion backwards, we can figure out if any are, in fact, the impacting object. Was the original Pluto significantly different?

      If Pluto was once a fully-fledged planet, then that may need to be considered even if it isn't one by IAU standards now.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  29. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a silly debate on labels. The object referenced by the word "Pluto" is whatever it is, regardless of what we call it or how we define it.

  30. Planet! Planet! Planet. by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Oh, a wanderer by any other name....

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  31. Who are we to decide? by ardmhacha · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Pluto identifies as a planet then I think we should respect that decision. Maybe Pluto is astronomical body fluid, one day a planet, the next day not.

    1. Re:Who are we to decide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. We should never assume a body's classification. Tomorrow it will be a beautiful cherry tree. It will then be a transplant.

  32. In Solar orbit, larger than Earth's Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Solar orbit and larger mass than Earth's Moon is a planet. I could be convinced that greater diameter would count.

    Anything orbiting another body that isn't the sun, is a moon or something else. I haven't seen a definition of the minimal size to be called "moon", but beach ball-sized objects in rings don't count. If I can't walk on it using gravity alone, it probably isn't a moon.

    Anything else is something else, not a planet, not a moon.

    Is this really so hard?

  33. second most complex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By what criteria is Pluto the second most interesting planet in the solar system? Jupiter is clearly the second most complex and interesting planet in the solar system. In fact, if this ball of rock and ice hadn't developed life, Jupiter would probably be the most interesting planet around here.

    1. Re:second most complex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. Pluto doesnt line up with any of the theories of planetary formation. It turned out nothing like anyone expected - far more complex and puzzling than anyone imagined. It is, despite your assertion MORE complex than Jupiter. Pluto will rewrite every theory on planetary and solar system formation.

  34. Obligatory - NY Times Pluto-crisis by mi · · Score: 1

    Brought to you by ThePeople's Cube:

    • Growing disparity among planets raises moral questions
    • Big Astronomy doesn't want you to know that big planets are getting bigger and small planets are getting smaller
    • Class struggle in Solar System
    • Pluto & Me: Michael Moore stands with the little guy
    • Lack of federal funding leads to downsizing of Solar System
    • Small planets helpless against competition
    • Pluto decision sends shockwaves to neighboring solar systems
    • Freezing temperatures, vacuum, darkness gave Pluto no chance
    • Most "dwarfs" will not survive harsh winter
    • Republicans deny aid to Pluto amidst growing concerns for the future of trans-Neptunian objects
    • Observatory Director: Pluto's orbit "eccentric and absolutely unacceptable"
    • Mothers: Our children will grow up with only 8 planets
    • More causes for depression in middle-class families
    • Poll: Most Americans think that black holes are discriminated against
    • Experts blame Pluto fiasco on lack of tolerance, call for "more diversity"
    • Pluto ruling angers dwarves, midgets
    • Class action "dwarf tossing" lawsuit filed
    • Insider: 'big-planetism' rampant at national observatories
    • Whistleblower uncovers bias towards smaller, 'female' planets
    • Minority planets routinely left out in the cold
    • Republicans shrug off glass ceiling for dwarfs, asteroids
    • Is astronomy racist? Scholars and activists debate
    • Astronomer: US policies may have squandered Earth's gravitational pull
    • Community leaders on sympathy orbit: 'we're all dwarfs now!'
    • Sean Penn: We are 'hated' on other planets
    • Little planet that could survived abuse by astronomers as a child
    • ACLU: demotion of Pluto 'unconstitutional' and 'hate speech' towards size-challenged objects
    • Earth-centric policies discriminate against possible non-carbon based life
    • Cindy Sheehan mourns Pluto tragedy: "I want to meet with Chief Astronomer and look him in the eye"
    • French author: Earth's claim to 'intelligent life' is Earth-centric, provincial
    • Muslim protesters burn local planetarium "just in case"
    • McCain to grant planetary status to asteroids if elected: "They take orbits that big planets won't take"
    • Democrats: Pluto ousting 'a disgrace'
    • Al Gore demands recount of Pluto's body mass
    • NASA: Bush knew about Pluto's insufficient gravity
    • Order to 'out' Pluto may have come from Rove
    • Hugo Chavez pledges to send oil to Pluto
    • Pluto demotion to a 'dwarf' leaves North Korean leader uncertain about own future
    • Iran President defends Pluto, threatens to retaliate against Israel
    • Hezbollah claims rockets can now reach Pluto
    • Hamas leaders to appeal to UN as soon as they find out what Pluto is
    • Astronomers angry at Times for disclosing plans to oust Pluto
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    1. Re: Obligatory - NY Times Pluto-crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually really funny! Thanks! Wish I could mod up

  35. Pluto is a World by Ranger · · Score: 2

    The official IAU definition sucks, but it makes more sense to think of Pluto as part of a class of objects of which it is the largest. Eris being the second. These icy objects are very different than the inner planets (celestial objects are really a spectrum and hard definitions can be difficult (see brown dwarf, not a star, not really a planet). But what matters is what astronomers and planetary scientists think is conceptually useful. Even when Pluto was discovered it wasn't clear it should be called a planet. Ceres was considered to be a planet for a lot longer than Pluto was. Though I was excited when one of the proposed IAU definitions alongside what became the official definition would have classified it as a planet.

    Blut Pluto is a world in it's own right now that we've visited it. It's a place. So is Ceres, Vesta, even P/67 Churyumov–Gerasimenko is a world now that we've been there. They are no longer points of light or blurry objects in our telescopes. I use world as a poetic term not a scientific one. I know this comment is short on details arguing against considering Pluto a planet but considering it a world.

    The other reason I don't want Pluto to be re-classified as a planet is because people would lose interest in astronomy and forget about. It keeps people engaged in the debate. However, if you want to call it a planet, fine. I'll call it a world.

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  36. Sinbad was wrong by Chissblue · · Score: 1

    So you mean to tell me Carl Sagan 2.0 Neil SmokesGrass Tyson aka Sinbad from the 1980's was wrong?

    1. Re: Sinbad was wrong by jd · · Score: 1

      Occasionally, people are wrong. It happens. Scientists are scientists because they're willing to be wrong. It's the nature of a hypothesis that you're going to be wrong most of the time. Science is not about being right, it's about figuring out why something was wrong and not doing it again, becoming less wrong with time.

      If you want Truth, theology is down the hall.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  37. Expert is wrong by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    Pluto isn't on the same axis as the other planets and it gets inside the orbit of another planet. If it never was classified as a planet there's no argument for making it one now.

  38. A planet should retain an atmosphere by Ken_g6 · · Score: 1

    Of some certain density, or at least have sufficient gravity to do so. If that means kicking Mercury out of the club along with Pluto, so be it!

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  39. This is not the simple problem people think. by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Any definition of planet has to be true for:

    All objects universally agreed on in our solar system to be planets
    All exoplanets of Earth size or larger
    All rogue planets that are not brown dwarfs
    All planets within accretion disks

    This basically means you can't use shape, orbit or objects in proximity in your definition.

    Your definition must exclude all:

    Rocky asteroids
    Rubble pile asteroids
    Comets
    Brown dwarves
    Stars
    Dead stars in orbit around other stars

    That's not going to be easy, since a lot of characteristics are shared.

    Finally, any definition must be as simple as possible and predictive. On seeing a new planetary object, given a certain perfect subset of characteristics plus the definition, we must be able to infer at least one other thing about the object. Otherwise, it's not a useful definition.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:This is not the simple problem people think. by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      I define a planet of any body that independently orbits a star that itself isn't a star (ie: doesn't itself radiate energy from nuclear fusion) that is large enough to be a sphere.

      You could define many things as planets by that definition but to me it's that uncomplicated.

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    2. Re:This is not the simple problem people think. by jd · · Score: 2

      Then when a white dwarf in a binary system dies it becomes a planet. It's a body that is no longer a star (it no longer undergoes fusion) that is orbiting a star.

      It also means a planet that escapes a star stops being a planet until recaptured, despite never actually changing in and of itself.

      I am fine with definitions of a system being about a system, but I'm not keen on definitions of an object being about a system. That's a scope violation.

      It's also not good when classifications are not time invariant, since you can't make any predictions based on the definition. Most of the sorts of things you might want to predict would be true under the definition you no longer use.

      Simple is good, yes. Make your definitions as simple as possible, but no simpler. That definition is too simple.

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  40. I never stopped calling Pluto a planet. by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    It's what I learned in school back in the 1980's and it is still true now.

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  41. Who is the "planet" label really for? by SpaceDave · · Score: 1

    The classification of "planet" is mainly for the benefit of the general public. This is a pragmatic decision that helps keep knowledge of the Universe accessible and manageable for the masses. Sorry planetary scientists but your needs are secondary. Relax, you'll survive this.

  42. "Or the largest gravitational force" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. Justifying that Neptune influences Pluto's orbit is just wrong. Pluto influences Earth's orbit. Is Earth not a planet? "Clears the orbit" is pretty clear.

  43. The summary is correct. by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

    You are incorrectly assuming that 'clearing it's orbit' is to be interpreted literally. It's not!

    'Clearing its orbit ' doesn't mean an planet's orbit is completely devoid of any object, whether it's an asteroid hundreds of miles across. or a grain of sand. An object that is gravitational dominant in its orbit, has no other objects of comparable size in it's orbit and is not under the gravitational influence of any other objects with the exception of it's satellites has 'cleared it's orbit' and along with other criteria is classified as a planet.

    Every day Earth, and every other large object in our solar system, is bombarded with thousands of meteors, most smaller than the grain of sand. Applying a literal definition of 'clearing it's orbit' would mean Earth is not a planet since these micro-meteors remain in its' orbit.

    Pluto was mistakenly classified as a planet in the first place as I believe, and this comes from not always perfect memory, astronomers were looking for Planet X and Pluto just happened to be where PX was predicted, and they originally thought Pluto was much more massive than what it turned out to be.

  44. Fuck Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It earned its demotion. Let it rot with the rest of the extremists like the racist alt-right and the just as racist SJW.

    numbnuts

  45. Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pluto's a f@#n planet Bitch!

    Flippy Nips

  46. Cool. Now the aliens will be able to find us again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After we launched the Pioneer probes with plaques showing how to find us and what tasty snacks were available here, and then the Voyager probes with the golden records aboard that showed aliens how to get here, some had reason to be a bit concerned. But then some eggheads saved the day by re-classifying Pluto as no longer a planet, making all those deep space bound maps wrong and we were all able to sigh with relief. If Pluto is now going to be a planet again, those maps with a 9 planet solar system will once again be valid and we should all prepare to welcome our new alien overlords...

  47. We would'nt have this discussion if... by Mojo66 · · Score: 1

    ...Pluto wasn't the only "planet" discovered by a US american. This discussion is not about science, it is about the bloated ego of a nation where pressure is measured in pounds per square foot....

  48. Different taxonomies? by mmutka · · Score: 1

    The original word planet means a wandering start, a distant light in the sky. Now that we know more about those distant lights, we could have better words to describe them, based on mass instead.
    For example, "Piccolo" for meteors, "Magnum" for rocky planets, "Jeroboam" for giant planets, "Rehoboam" for small stars etc.

    1. Re:Different taxonomies? by jd · · Score: 1

      I'd ideally use two naming conventions.

      For the scientific name, I'd borrow from biology and computer science. Biological classifications use a complex tree to describe the ontology. In computer science, neural nets are very good at finding the different ways two populations can be linearly separated. So we end up with a tree that runs from coarsest to finest divisions.

      For the common name, I think your suggestions are just fine but those specific divisions might end up not really existing. We need to find out which divisions do exist, then give simple, easy-to-remember names to each. Although, there may be problems naming all alcohol-rich gas clouds "Fred".

      Seriously, we can use AI to scan all known properties and look for classifications that reflect some intrinsic physical reality. Then the definitions can't ever be disputed. Is X a Y? Well, the test would be simple, does it have property Z? The value of Z wouldn't matter, it's a case of yes it has the property or no it doesn't. Irrelevant properties would be ignored, we'd have no oddball exceptions and definitions wouldn't depend on someone wanting to make life easier when helping kids with homework.

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    2. Re: Different taxonomies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't need AI for that, and anyway an irrational groupthink session wouldn't care what the AI said because (they think) they know better.

      I'm with the sphere people on this one.

  49. Stupidest argument ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can classify Pluto as a daffodil for all it matters, it's still the same damn rock. Arguments about semantics are worthless.

  50. Need a new rule as well. by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    No more voting when just about everyone has already left the conference. If the full membership were there Pluto would still be a planet. It was stupid to do what they did.

  51. I see your meme and raise you... by jd · · Score: 1

    ...Patrick Moore playing the xylophone.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  52. Never forget by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    I love the T-shirt going around:

    PLUTO
    Never Forget
    1930-2006

    Apparently some people are taking this as more than a joke!

  53. ... and IAU all could have avoided this controvery by nosfucious · · Score: 1

    Just think, to avoid the controversy, the IAU should have just made two proposals.

    The "traditional solar system". With the nine planets.

    The the "modern definition" and the 8 major planets and the ever increasing number of minor planets, and planet X, and probably eventually the remains of Krypton.

    Little need to re-write the books, just note that you are using a traditional definition, or a modern definition.

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  54. How to create a planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A basketball sized glob of molasses placed in orbit somewhere between Mercury and Venus,
    1. Has its own clear orbit
    2. is spherical due to its own internal forces (gravity/surface tension... whatever)
    3. Orbits the Sun.

    Ergo, it satisfies all the requirements for being a planet.

    Furthermore, to the argument that kids can't remember all those worlds, have you ever heard of a game called pokemon? Ask the kids how many of those characters they know all the intimate details for.

    More planets is more interesting. Rocky planets, gas planets, minor planets, dwarf planets, secondary or sub planets (prev. called "moons", but there's only one "moon" named The Moon...)

    My kids know about Ceres, Eris, Even esoteric things like Triton (yes, with an r) and Vulcan (not the Spock world, but the phantom PLANET people used to believe was between Mercury and the Sun.)

    Lastly -- Astronomers are not Lexicographers. Get back into your own profession, usurpers. You can call them what you want, but we get to make our own language, thank you very much.

    (A computer programmer, a philosopher and the dad of a daughter caught wearing a slutty dress all have different definitions of the word "argument." So there.)