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  1. Re:Smoke up whos arse on NYC Sues Oil Companies Over Climate Change (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Bright Fart is fake news.

    Even Bannon can't stomach the place.

    That's why he walked off the job. /s

  2. Re:How the mighty have fallen on Kodak Announces Its Own Cryptocurrency, Watches Stock Price Skyrocket (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I fold and say, well played.

  3. Re:Now is the time... on Kodak Announces Its Own Cryptocurrency, Watches Stock Price Skyrocket (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    hoo u gonna call

  4. Re:Now is the time... on Kodak Announces Its Own Cryptocurrency, Watches Stock Price Skyrocket (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Blockbuster used to be a chain store and now they're in a crypt.

    You may be on to something.

  5. Re:How the mighty have fallen on Kodak Announces Its Own Cryptocurrency, Watches Stock Price Skyrocket (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    *Sony boy.

    U cudda bin a contendah.

  6. Re:How the mighty have fallen on Kodak Announces Its Own Cryptocurrency, Watches Stock Price Skyrocket (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    The graph at that link worked for me, but I'm using TCP/blockchain/cryptocurrency/IP.

  7. Re:How the mighty have fallen on Kodak Announces Its Own Cryptocurrency, Watches Stock Price Skyrocket (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    IBM fits this business model, as well.

    How about some WatsonCoin?

  8. Re:"took his own life" on James Dolan, Co-Creator of SecureDrop, Dead At 36 (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    If the conspiracy was of quality, you'd be convinced.

  9. Re:How convenient on James Dolan, Co-Creator of SecureDrop, Dead At 36 (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    *Fowl play.

    Ducks don't lie.

  10. Re:How convenient on James Dolan, Co-Creator of SecureDrop, Dead At 36 (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    I trad this somewhere. I think it was in this comment section. That should prove something.

    (just tryin' to help)

  11. Re:Another alternative explanation: on James Dolan, Co-Creator of SecureDrop, Dead At 36 (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    I read a recent story about a guy like that.

  12. Re: Donald Trump is going to prison for TREASON on FBI Chief Calls Unbreakable Encryption 'Urgent Public Safety Issue' (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Apology not accepted.

  13. Re:That's nice but... on With WPA3, Wi-Fi Security is About To Get a Lot Tougher (zdnet.com) · · Score: 2

    Coffee shops should drop TCP/IP and use their own, branded, in-house up-sell sugar packets.

  14. Re:1984's telescreen on steroids on Facebook Dives into Home Device Market with Video Chat Product Named 'Portal', Report Says (cheddar.com) · · Score: 2

    And echolocation to size the room with merchandise recognition for targeted ads.

    I remember, back when Moby Dick was a minnow, the AT&T video landlines that never sold.

    Facebook has a shitload of cash and little in the way of innovative ideas and shareholders who are greedy bastards and bitches (I'm sure my portfolio includes Facebook) that's driving Facebook to do stupid shit that brought Yahoo! down.

  15. Re:I tried this ... on Western Digital 'My Cloud' Devices Have a Hardcoded Backdoor (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, fry me for an oyster but I was hoping for a "do this," answer.

    Thanks anyway.

  16. Studies show ... on FBI Chief Calls Unbreakable Encryption 'Urgent Public Safety Issue' (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    ... that crime has increased exponentially in sync with the exponential rise in smart device sales.

    Just kidding and stuff.

    Today, the FBI released its annual compilation of crimes reported to its Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) Program by law enforcement agencies from around the nation. Crime in the United States, 2015 reveals a 3.9 percent increase in the estimated number of violent crimes and a 2.6 percent decrease in the estimated number of property crimes last year when compared to 2014 data.

    According to the report, there were an estimated 1,197,704 violent crimes committed around the nation. While that was an increase from 2014 figures, the 2015 violent crime total was 0.7 percent lower than the 2011 level and 16.5 percent below the 2006 level.

  17. Re:I tried this ... on Western Digital 'My Cloud' Devices Have a Hardcoded Backdoor (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Thanks, but hold my hand on this one, please.

    I enter http://wdmycloud/ into my browser and, after some chum time, I'm presented with the login page.

    The only name that works in the username field is Admin.

    So you can just test this by attempting to login.

    What am I doing wrong?

    Thanks.

  18. Finally ... on Ibuprofen Linked To Male Infertility, Study Says (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    ... a Pill for men.

  19. Re:Another encryption ... on FBI Chief Calls Unbreakable Encryption 'Urgent Public Safety Issue' (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    I talk to them. They don't answer, like they ain't even there.

  20. Snowden's missing ... on Snowden Joins Outcry Against World's Biggest Biometric Database (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 0

    ... the attention.

    He's like Assange in that respect.

    Neither are experts on anything except their own actions.

  21. Re: Donald Trump is going to prison for TREASON on FBI Chief Calls Unbreakable Encryption 'Urgent Public Safety Issue' (reuters.com) · · Score: 0

    I got yer affirmative action right here.

    I Grab Women "By The Pussy”

  22. Another encryption ... on FBI Chief Calls Unbreakable Encryption 'Urgent Public Safety Issue' (reuters.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... is our fucking brains.

    "Our inability to get inside people's heads is an "urgent public safety issue."

  23. Re:Prioritization and/or zero rating on Can Mesh Networks Save a Dying Web? (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes.

    Mesh requires density of devices.

    What's with this third-world crap?

    It's a paradox.

  24. Re:Inversion on Can Mesh Networks Save a Dying Web? (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    The only solution: get away from a single source of access, and to one where we can route around the herd and its chosen megacorps.

    Money has an eyeball radar. There is no escaping it.

  25. Re: Andre whatever is dumb on Can Mesh Networks Save a Dying Web? (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    This.

    Mesh is goddam hard to do.

    And, in any case, anybody who thinks a mesh can't be monetized has the IQ of an artful deal-maker.