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  1. Re:Drop Shadows - choose a light source now guys on X.org Making Fast Progress · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just dim your desktop to simulate moonlight.
    Good for those late-night hacks :-)

    Some smart aleck will tie it to the lunar cycle, so they can use the excuse, "Nah, I can't code that tonight, it's a new moon"

  2. Re:Awesome on Supernova Imaged by Hubble Telescope · · Score: 1

    Seeing as it's in LEO, I'd say a 10 millisecond round trip, tops.

  3. Re:Looney Tunes on SCO's Finances, Legal Case Take Hits · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why does SCO remind me of the Black Knight?

    Pythonised legal summary:

    SCO: None shall pass.
    IBM: What?
    SCO: None shall pass.
    IBM: I have no quarrel with you, good SCO, but I must cross this bridge.
    SCO: Then you shall die.
    IBM: I command you as King of the Mainframes to stand aside!
    SCO: I move for no man.
    IBM: So be it!
    *IBM cuts off SCO's left arm.*
    IBM: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
    SCO: 'Tis but a scratch.
    IBM: A scratch? Your arm's off!
    SCO: No, it isn't.
    IBM: Well, what's that then?
    SCO: I've had worse.
    IBM: You liar!
    SCO: Come on you pansy!
    *IBM cuts off SCO's right arm.*
    IBM: Victory is mine! We thank thee Linux, that in thy mercy...
    SCO: Come on then.
    IBM: What?
    SCO: Have at you!
    IBM: You are indeed brave, SCO, but the fight is mine.
    SCO: Oh, had enough, eh?
    IBM: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
    SCO: Yes I have.
    IBM: Look!
    SCO: Just a flesh wound.
    IBM: Look, stop that.
    SCO: Chicken! Chicken!
    IBM: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
    *IBM cuts off SCO's leg.*
    SCO: Right, I'll do you for that!
    IBM: You'll what?
    SCO: Come 'ere!
    IBM: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
    SCO: I'm invincible!
    IBM: You're a loony.
    SCO: SCO always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
    *IBM cuts off SCO's other leg.*
    SCO: All right; we'll call it a draw.
    IBM: (prepares to leave the scene) Come, Novell.
    SCO: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

  4. Re:POS System on Linux on a Used Cash Register: Reloaded · · Score: 1

    Well, how about

    Cash Register And Pc?

    A little contrived, perhaps.

  5. Re:We have been fantisizing about flying cars... on A Flying Leap for Cars? · · Score: 1

    Wrong, wrong wrong :-)

    Yes, there is *some* lift generated by air pushed down due to the airfoils angle of attack to the airflow, but it's minimal compared to where the bulk of the lift comes from.

    Airfoils work by creating a lower pressure area on top of the wing, by the fact that the curve of the airfoil "stretches" the air travelling over the top of it, (as it has to travel further) lowering its pressure compared to the air below the airfoil. The "normal" air pressure on the bottom of the airfoil pushes it up, generating lift.

  6. Re:How about a compromise ? on Kernel Maintainer Kills Philips USB Camera Support · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's already a "tainted" identifier for modules - it's purpose is to tell you when your kernel's been tainted from an Impure Source(tm) - lsmod will tell you if your kernel's been corrupted by a non-GPL type module. Oops's from a tainted kernel a simply not accepted by the kernel maintainers as they can't bugtrace with them.

    See What does it mean for a module to be tainted?

    So why the hell can't they all just agree to mark it as tainted and be done with the whole hoo-ha?

  7. Re:"but a major loss for all Linux users." on Kernel Maintainer Kills Philips USB Camera Support · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The thing is , if you *want* binary third-party carbage in your kernel, well now *you cannot do it at all*
    If you don't want third-party binary carbage in your kernel, well, you don't load the module that contains it.

    People want their stuff to work. If they need to load a binary module to get their stuff to work, then they'll generally do that, zealots be damned.

  8. Re:Obligatory quote on Odds-on Science · · Score: 1

    But a commercial solar plant would use fusion :-)

    Place your bets now!

  9. Re:Options? on A C Compiler For The HP49g+ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps they deliberately slowed it down for all the tons of user-written programs out there.

    But a "turbo" key would have been handy.

  10. Re:Perfect for Evil Rental Management Companies on Internet-Enabled Thermostat · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer a "soft" lockout, with sauna-and-artic like temperatures restricted.

    Or could it have enough smarts to do something like :
    Calculate the average energy use in the building in a one week window.
    Set each tenants available thermostat range depending on where they fall with regards to the rest of the tenants -

    If they are above the average, restrict their available range of deviation from ambient outside, depending upon how much above the average they are.

    Likewise, expand their available range if they drop below the average use.

    This way, people who have the highest usages get throttled back, and people who only use it when they really need it get rewarded with higher available deviations from ambient.

  11. Re:3rd body problem? on Gravitation Anomaly Measured · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually , *I* have three solutions to it, I just can't decide which one to use :-)

  12. Re:HD - Obviously didn't RTFA on No Noise PC Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Your demonstration would be more about the resonant capabilities of a block of aluminium.

    The advantage of a solid block of metal for noise dampening is that sound doesn't transition through abrupt density changes very well. In effect, you have a pressure wave that's pretty much energy stored in air. Now you try and transfer that energy to something that's 500 times more dense - you'll get a pretty solid reflection off that surface, with only a miniscule amount of energy transferred into it.

    But when you construct a box and strike it with a hammer, a large amount of energy is transferred from the hammer to the box, which resonates until all the energy is dissipated, either as heat in the metal or pressure waves in the surrounding air. And you striking the box with a hammer is many orders of magnitude more energy than when you're simply trying to stop ambient noise.

  13. Re:Cane Toad... on Purple Weed vs. Beetle · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some time ago is right, it was in the early 1930's.

    I'd say that biologists have improved their environmental impact studies a fair bit since then.

    It's interesting to note that common crows in australia have learned to flip the toad onto its back before eating from the underside, to avoid the poisonous sacs on its back.

  14. Re:Of course it failed; it was a useless gimmick on Intel Discontinues Extreme Edition P4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But.... but... they used the "EXTREME" adjective!
    That should've moved a million units , right there!

    Sales reap: "Hey buddy, wanna buy a (takes deep breath) Intel Pentium 4 processor Extreme Edition supporting Hyper-Threading technology 3.20GHz with 800MHz processor system bus in mPGA478 packaging ?"

    Customer : "Er, no"

    Sales Rep: "Hmm, the fact that it's the EXTREME EDITION does nothing for you?"

    Customer : "Oh, its the EXTREME EDITION?!? I simply must take things to the (strains voice) EXTREME!! I'll take six!"

    Sales Rep: "Really?"

    Customer : "No, you idiot. Now show me your Athlon stock before I lose my patience and go buy my stuff online."

  15. Re:Bandwidth on Patent Mess May Stifle Australian Software · · Score: 1

    Dodo? Hang your head in shame! :-)

    Have a browse through the forums at whirlpool... they're a pretty reliable indicator of ISP goodnes. I've pulled 30GB or so on internode's flatrate plan before... and I've heard of people getting 60GB on it without too much hassle.

    But yeah, ISO's can sure suck up the old bandwidth a bit. Beat's the hell out of my first ISP experience with a 2400 baud modem and AUSPAC :-)

  16. Re:Maybe... on Farewell To Eyes Above And Below · · Score: 1

    For hubble , that ratio is pretty much one to one - apparently to get time on hubble requires a pretty rigourous review of merit.

  17. Re:This has me worried in a major way on Patent Mess May Stifle Australian Software · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... perhaps an idyllic south pacific island would be a nice change.

    Plenty of small island nations out there with lots of potential. And we'd be worshipped as techno-GODS by lots of nubile young ladies.

    Tell you what, I'll gladly go over and do a bit of ,er, "research" on it and get right back to you :-)

  18. Re:Bandwidth on Patent Mess May Stifle Australian Software · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hmmm... where are you?

    Check around the ISP's, sounds like your pricing's stuck a few years behind. Might I suggest whirlpool , if you haven't already seen it? Anywhere that Tel$tra's got a DSLAM, you can also get any other ISP in australia that sells ADSL.

    I'm in Mount Isa, and I get 512/128 from Internode at $59/mo. That's with 12GB download (capped at 40kb/s after that), a pile of quota-exempt mirrors (mmmm... gentoo rsync :-), a heap of free radio relays.. etc. If you don't like caps, you can get a "flat-rate" plan that does some prioritisation depending on your current download totals compared to everyone else currently using flatrate. But anyhoo, that's enough Internode fanboyism from me :-)

  19. Re:All NEW cars on NTSB Recommends Black Boxes For All Cars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pity about the person who routinely takes their car to the drag strip, or the race track, or the dyno.

    Or the other person (such as me :-) who happens to live near an area (the Northen Territory, AU) which has about 2000km of highway with *NO* posted speed limits, other than a general "not driving in a fashion that would endanger others" rule that law enforcement can use to catch true idiots.

    Sounds like an excellent market for a mod that feeds the box a hard (or slightly varying) upper speed limit, to be faithfully recorded for posterity.

  20. Re:Well on JibJab Sues for Fair Use of Right to Parody · · Score: 1

    as mentioned somewhere above - weird al gets permission from the copyright holders before doing a "remake" of the song.

  21. Re:Isn't this illegal? on Amateurs Pushing the Dreamcast's Boundaries · · Score: 1

    IIRC , the nintendo logo is matched , bit-for-bit , against an area in the cartridge ROM.

    The nintendo-scrolling down thing was just something that they could do for extra effect - they've got the bitmap from the cart there, and it's trivial for them to move it around the screen. So, once the logo's fully centred on the screen, that's when the pattern-matching takes place, and if there's no match, the code in the cart is deemed to be some sort of "non-approved code" and it isn't executed.

    So, if there's no cart, there's just a blank chunk getting moved about.

  22. Re:I'm gonna sound like a fanboy... on Sony's "iPod killer" Fails to Draw Blood · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we need a player designed by Satan. I bet it'd be way cooler than God's one and you might get sex just for owning one (though not from any mac lovers).
    Get a sony one - you'll get sex all right, you'll get fucked in the ass by their ATRAC3 format, daily.

  23. Re:5 years!!! on Seagate Ups Drive Warranties To 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Your BIOS normally checks SMART values on boot.... if your system doesn't have an active SMART monitor, the only time you'll see the SMART errors is on boot.

  24. Re:Opt in system on Traffic Control of the Future · · Score: 1

    Something like this might eliminate the idiocy of pulling up to a light at an empty road, stopping, waiting for the sensor to register your presence, wait for the light to actually change, and finally proceeding.
    Hmmm.
    Most lights have a "default" setting that sits on green until a car pulls up at the crossroad - if the planners get it wrong with the default, it can get tedious. I've seen lights that simply blink amber in all directions once traffic flow drops to a certain level. Maybe your region could program that behaviour into theirs :-)

  25. Re:Water on Just Add, Umm, Water · · Score: 1

    Somebody once told me that a petrol engine with a correct air-fuel ratio will exhaust a litre of water for every litre of petrol used.