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  1. Imagine on International Effort Brings an Open Standard For Docking In Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine if *humans* didn't have standard docking ports.

    "Hey babe, you in the mood?"
    "Yes, but you have a TR-71 and I have a OML 3.0. We'll need to go to HumanShack and get a converter first."
    "Eh... never mind, let's just watch TV instead."

  2. Or maybe on Universal Sends DMCA Takedown On 1980 Report · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...there's no "cover up" here at all, and the big media companies send takedown notices to just about every video on YouTube.

  3. Re:Office 365 fits between Office 97 & Office on Microsoft Announces Web-Based Office365 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it just means that it doesn't work on leap years.

  4. Re:End of Azure on Ray Ozzie To Step Down From His Role At Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's ridiculous. We all know that Ballmer would be perfectly happy to dance around a giant empty building while clapping and shouting "Developers, developers, developers, developers."

  5. Re:JVM on Windows? on A Tidal Wave of Java Flaw Exploitation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, they should have used ActiveX, right?

  6. Re:Nervous on A Tidal Wave of Java Flaw Exploitation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait until you hear the news that Larry Ellison is buying Linus Torvalds.

  7. How? on A Tidal Wave of Java Flaw Exploitation · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The one question this article doesn't really clarify is pretty important: How are these exploits being loaded onto the user's computer?

    Are we talking applets, Java web start, or some other mechanism?

  8. Re:I am so tired of this argument on Can Apps Really Damage a Cellular Network? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hi, I'm a representative from your ISP and I noticed that you're not posting from an approved web browser. Also you have some applications on your computer that are not approved.

    Due to these violations, we're going to be disconnecting your service.

  9. Re:Gotthard on Switzerland's Mega Tunnel Sets Record · · Score: 1

    They'd better keep the train's parts lubricated.

  10. Gotthard on Switzerland's Mega Tunnel Sets Record · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gotthard? Hadron?

    Who the hell is coming up with these names? Are they trying to sell Viagra?

  11. Re:Stallman's answer on Convincing Your Employer To Go With FOSS? · · Score: 1

    We had a few lazy sysadmins who basically did nothing, and let the aging Windows machines get bogged down with all kind of crapware.

    Switching to FOSS would have saved an enormous amount of time -- not to mention money -- because most assignments and projects required a *nix environment. Why? Because that's what the faculty and graders used for compiling and testing student work. Automating the compilation, deployment, etc. was just too complex on Windows machine to even be considered.

    So there were three choices for students using the Windows boxes:
    1. Telnet to our Solaris machine and work there, or
    2. Use Cygwin, or
    3. Develop on Visual Studio, then port to *nix and finish there.

    Now you could argue that Windows was better for our lazy sysadmins, but for students? There's no question that installing Windows had been a mistake.

  12. Re:Stallman's answer on Convincing Your Employer To Go With FOSS? · · Score: 1

    Savage gave us Rockstar Energy Drink. Sure, it tastes like oranges mixed with pee, but it does provide caffeine.

  13. Stallman's answer on Convincing Your Employer To Go With FOSS? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I once asked Richard Stallman how to convince my school to go with FOSS instead of Windows, since most of our CS lab was on Windows.

    His reply: "Defenestration! Throw Windows out of the computer, or throw the computer out the window!"

  14. Graphing Calculator, a Quinn Martin Production on Casio Unveils New Color Screen Graphing Calculator · · Score: 1

    ...in COLOR!

  15. Awesome, I love Brule's Rules! on Drools JBoss Rules 5.0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...oh wait. :(

  16. Re:Automated robots on Robots Guarding US Nuclear Stockpiles In Nevada · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's turtles all the way down!

  17. Re:Automated robots on Robots Guarding US Nuclear Stockpiles In Nevada · · Score: 1

    If the Roomba could empty itself and clean its brush off, I would gladly pay twice as much for one.

  18. Re:That's good news for deaf cats on Research Shows How Deaf Cats' Brains Re-Purpose Auditory Centers · · Score: 1

    Not sure what that has to do with anything. Are you saying that because you're a socialist?

  19. Re:Here's a question ... on IBM and Oracle To Collaborate On OpenJDK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Java is the new Caldera Linux; buy it and you'll end up being sued by the very same people who sold it to you.

  20. That's good news for deaf cats on Research Shows How Deaf Cats' Brains Re-Purpose Auditory Centers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because getting a hearing aid to fit in a cat's ear would be rather difficult.

  21. Re:Fair use? on DMCA Takedown Notice Leveled Against Ohio Congressional Race Ad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But the baffling thing here is that this isn't some big company demanding a political ad be removed; it's a tiny film studio. And the film in question is free on the internet.

    It just seems like there has to be a missing piece to this story.

  22. Fair use? on DMCA Takedown Notice Leveled Against Ohio Congressional Race Ad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I show a short clip from a film just to prove that someone is an actor, how could this possibly NOT be fair use?

  23. Smartphones on Google To Shut Down 411 Service · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems like smartphones are making voice calls obsolete. GOOG-411 is a victim of http://www.google.com/

  24. Re:Humanity on Mystery of the Dying Bees Solved · · Score: 1

    So if everyone died except for a bunch of frozen rapists, that would better than if all humans were wiped out?

  25. Re:Well.... on Pioneer Preps Laser Heads-Up Display For Cars · · Score: 1

    Somehow I don't think we're talking about the same movie here...