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  1. The real reason on Bush Admin. Appoints Civil-Liberties Officer · · Score: 0, Troll

    With McClellan kicked to the curb, the administration has to find some other fool for that thankless job. This new position allows one person to focus exclusively on denying and/or declining comment on civil rights abuses, while the new press secretary can focus more on denying and/or declining comment on other topics, like corruption, nuking Iran, etc.

  2. Re:How the Internet will REALLY be used in China on Google in China - The Big Disconnect · · Score: 1

    "I can envision one billion Chinese reading Slashdot, gambling online, surfing for porn,"

    Except that the Beloved Party has made most of those illegal in China, and heavily frowns upon the rest.

    The only killer app for the internet in China is to say you're keeping up with the Joneses.

  3. Re:I can see it now.... on In-Game Advertising Poised for Explosive Growth · · Score: 1

    "Another headshot, you're pretty good at that. Have you considered the Marine Corps?"

  4. Processors? on NASA Achieves Breakthrough Black Hole Simulation · · Score: 1

    "10,240 Itanium processor"

    They could have done the same with 7,869 Athlon 64 processors.

  5. Re:Changing the Channel on Philips Patents Technology to Force Ad Viewing · · Score: 2, Informative

    With satellite radio, just the opposite: Sirius' "no ads on the music channels" stance forced XM's hand, who had to drop the (few) commercials they had among the music channels to compete.

    "No commercials" really is one of the big selling points for satellite radio, and the providers know it.

  6. Re:I still don't get it on New Blow for Microsoft in EU Row · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Real and Apple have both done, IMHO, irreparable harm to themselves without the aid of Microsoft."

    Both of whose players entered the market before Microsoft started bundling WMP. Why should we assume that no new/better media player would come along even if it didn't have to go up against MWP bundling?

  7. Re:Thanks IRS - way to bring down the market on The IRS Hits Symantec with a $1 Billion Tax Bill · · Score: 1

    I suppose you were pissed at the FTC when Enron went under.

  8. Re:Well on A DS In Every Pot · · Score: 1

    "Anyone who got one for christmas got totally hosed."

    Bitch all you want, I've thoroughly enjoyed playing with my DS since launch. If you want to waste your time waiting for the latest and greatest, that's your choice, but it's still silly.

    At what point would you have gotten an old one? If they announced the new one two years ahead of time? Three? If Nintendo announced the forthcoming NES-101 back when they were still pushing ROB, would you have cooled your heels for the entire NES era?

  9. Re:Paid ad or free ad? on A DS In Every Pot · · Score: 3, Funny

    The news is that Zonk, Slashdot's resident rabid Xbox fanboy, actually made a pro-Nintendo post.

  10. Sheesh, what a name... on Pack-Hunting Dinosaurs Found As Large As T-Rex · · Score: 1

    "The meat-eaters probably lived in the same time and place as the 125-foot-long Argentinosaurus"

    And people accuse us yanquis of hubris?

    Did it inhabit the Malvinas?

  11. Re:Intrusive. on When an Algorithm Takes the Wheel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, yes, the United States, where every other driver on the road is an idiot except you.

  12. Re:Half-Life 2: The FPS for people who hate FPSes on Half-Life Beats Half-Life 2 Over Time? · · Score: 1

    "In Half-Life 2, you get to drive an airboat, solve physics puzzles, throw barrels,"

    Yeah, but that damned Italian plumber keeps jumping over them...

  13. Re:SC3: not *that* terrible on Hope for Another Star Control Sequel? · · Score: 1

    "The starmap was a HORRIBLE mess if you couldn't wrap the fact that it attempt to simulate a rotating 3D sphere."

    Never played SC1?

  14. Important SC questions! on Hope for Another Star Control Sequel? · · Score: 1

    If a Mycon, an Umgah and an Orz attempt to have a conversation, will it create a singularity or a perpetual motion machine?

    If the Pkunk and the Spathi went to war, who would win?

    Will we ever learn the purpose of the ceremonial dagger on the Syreen "uniform?"

  15. The obvious on Hope for Another Star Control Sequel? · · Score: 1

    "I'll be able to show them to [Toys For Bob parent company] Activision, along with a loaded handgun, and they will finally be convinced to roll the dice on this thing.'"

    I'm surprised there hasn't been any comparison between Activision and the Crimson Corporation yet.

  16. Re:Does anyone RTFA anymore? on Hope for Another Star Control Sequel? · · Score: 1

    Alas, I must now remove my Mask of Rampant Jubilation and Jumping With Ecstatic Glee and replace it with my Mask of Ultimate Embarrassment and Shame. If only Toys for Bob had the Ultron, then I'm sure there'd be a proper sequel!

  17. Re:Frungy! on Hope for Another Star Control Sequel? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that guy in the back ever post anything?

  18. Re:Washinton Mutual on Does Anyone Still Use Token Ring? · · Score: 1

    WaMu switches to XP at around the same time I start getting WaMu phish spam in my inbox.

    Coincidence? :)

  19. Re:Microsoft Hand 1.0 on Bionic Man May Soon be a Reality · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clippy: It looks like you're trying to masturbate!

  20. Re:It's about time! on Japanese National Police Investigating Games · · Score: 1

    So Lolita is a Russian novel?

  21. Re:Key Differences on States Seeking Levies on Digital Downloads · · Score: 1
    "A laptop or item purchased outside of a juristiction cannot be simply stated to be the same species of thing. The laptop purchased outside of the juristiction in no way negatively impacted the juristiction by using any of its services. Unless you want to make an argument that they deprived the juristiction of future proceeds to be spent in that juristiction (which, because no one has a RIGHT to make money, is absurd), there is no reason to tax out of state purchases that do not use in state resources."

    That's only true if the laptop stays out-of-state, otherwise it's reasonable to assume the laptop will be used in your state of residence/citizenship, delivered via roads built by your state, hooked up to utilities the state helps to provide, and ultimately disposed of as part of your state's waste management resources.

    But even if it used absolutely no state resources...

    "(which, because no one has a RIGHT to make money, is absurd)"

    ... unless you can find a specific part of the federal constitution being violated, how the people of a state set up their constitution and fund their government is their problem. If a state wants to establish such a right/privilege/whatever, it is their republican right.

    "For taxing online content, one could argue that the data infrastructure is a state resource, but then why not tax every packet?"

    Because it is a tax, not a user fee. By taxing music files, they are taxing a particular subset of internet users who are least likely to be burdened by such a tax (i. e. those that can afford MP3 players).

  22. Re:Laughing at their profound incompetence on States Seeking Levies on Digital Downloads · · Score: 1

    Your same definition of "not software" also fits an exe file on a CD-ROM.

  23. Re:I don't get it on States Seeking Levies on Digital Downloads · · Score: 1

    "Actually, I wonder why the state government needs taxes on something it in no way provided for."

    Eminent domain for electricity and communications lines don't count? Even if you're not using them to download a particular purchase, they're still used when you pay for your monthly subscription fee to your ISP (unless, of course, you change ISPs when you cross state lines), as they regulate both telecommunications and banking within their borders.

  24. Re:In other news on China Bans Running Your Own Email Server · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "in the worst case american webmail..."

    Like Yahoo, Hotmail and Gmail, whose parent companies have a presence in China and are more than willing to comply with China's censorship regime and turn people in?

    If you want free speech in China, you do not use an American company to do it with.

  25. Re:Laughing at their profound incompetence on States Seeking Levies on Digital Downloads · · Score: 1

    "Digital media does NOT cause any action to occur."

    Turn on your speakers, then.

    Of course, with most speakers, even without amplification, the media will still cause the diaphragms to move and create sound, just not loud enough to be heard normally.