Doctor speaking to parents of a just born child, "Congratulations Mr & Ms Smith, your newborn boy is perfectly healthy! Our tests indicate he has 82.7 years of life before he dies a quick death. You can take him home with you just as soon as you pay the $4,283.00 in misdemeanor violations that your child will commit when he is between the ages of 14-18. Have a fantastic day and again...congratulations!"
Get the children used to this type of tracking technology and life will become easier for the communists, ahem...Democrats, who want to take over our government.
Bottle water from a well near a fracking site and ship it to the EPA! They'd probably be jailed for attempting to poison someone. EPA a bunch a fracking front men for the oil/gas industry.
Better hope they're not using Concast! Just imagine. Latency goes into seconds during surgery, equipment stops working because of poor signal and your patient's blood winds up all over the floor because too many people are streaming Netflix? (Surgeon) My patient is dying! At the other end of the phone, "press 1 for English..."
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Doctor speaking to parents of a just born child, "Congratulations Mr & Ms Smith, your newborn boy is perfectly healthy! Our tests indicate he has 82.7 years of life before he dies a quick death. You can take him home with you just as soon as you pay the $4,283.00 in misdemeanor violations that your child will commit when he is between the ages of 14-18. Have a fantastic day and again...congratulations!"
Get the children used to this type of tracking technology and life will become easier for the communists, ahem...Democrats, who want to take over our government.
Well stated! Mod up!!!
Java sounds like a great reason to get out of IT entirely!
Next question.
Like saying a zone having 20 times more earthquakes is just an anomaly... Um ya. It's not their back yard, why should the EPA care?
Bottle water from a well near a fracking site and ship it to the EPA! They'd probably be jailed for attempting to poison someone. EPA a bunch a fracking front men for the oil/gas industry.
Acting on behalf of a company (government) is different than one's own information if you ask me.
That is funny!!!
You can get GTA V working in 32x32 display next.
No kidding. How about we outsource something good like overpaid CEOs or Congress? :)
Better hope they're not using Concast! Just imagine. Latency goes into seconds during surgery, equipment stops working because of poor signal and your patient's blood winds up all over the floor because too many people are streaming Netflix? (Surgeon) My patient is dying! At the other end of the phone, "press 1 for English..."
They want their Sidekick and Lotus 123 back!
That's right. Sysadmin...meh. That is why we have the cloud (or space).