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How Dinosaurs Shrank and Became Birds

An anonymous reader writes: Discoveries have shown that bird-specific features like feathers began to emerge long before the evolution of birds, indicating that birds simply adapted a number of pre-existing features to a new use. And recent research suggests that a few simple changes — among them the adoption of a more babylike skull shape into adulthood — likely played essential roles in the final push to bird-hood. Not only are birds much smaller than their dinosaur ancestors, they closely resemble dinosaur embryos. Adaptations such as these may have paved the way for modern birds' distinguishing features, namely their ability to fly and their remarkably agile beaks. The work demonstrates how huge evolutionary changes can result from a series of small evolutionary steps.

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  1. First dino-post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can't fit dinosaur legs in the fryer, so of course they had to get smaller. Defective by (intelligent) design.

    1. Re: First dino-post! by Nukem,Duke · · Score: 1

      That is funny!!!

    2. Re:First dino-post! by njnnja · · Score: 1

      We would just make bigger fryers, duh!

      What a delicious alternate reality that must be :(

    3. Re:First dino-post! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      You can't fit dinosaur legs in the fryer, so of course they had to get smaller. Defective by (intelligent) design.

      Fred Flintstone didn't seem to have that problem.

  2. Ah...hmm. by pushing-robot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Birds are dinosaurs with a genetic condition stunting their development. Yes, this will end well.

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    1. Re:Ah...hmm. by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The more I read, the more it looks like it should be possible to "backport" birds to a surprising degree even without any unobtanium "dinosaur DNA". Even without studying what specific genes do, we can already start by comparing different lineages to see what genetic shifts in birds occurred between their theropod ancestors and modern descendents (for example, if most other groups of animals, including alligators, have a certain gene but birds don't, then that change occurred at some point on the bird side of the branching point between birds and alligators). Looking at modern descendents won't give us an exact picture of their common ancestors, but it'll certainly let us role back a lot of the changes. Combining that with reasoning out and experimenting with what morphological changes in birds that differ from dinosaurs are the result of what genes... we should be able to come up with something rather close to their ancestors at different stages.

      It's amazing how much detail they're starting to be able to determine about ancient species - even to the point of being able to determine the number of wing quill feathers in velociraptors. We're certainly constraining the reversal problem more and more.

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    2. Re:Ah...hmm. by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      "In the end, one could say it was the bird flu that killed us, a mutated strain that overwrote a couple of sequences of chicken DNA. We didn't notice it's spread, because throughout the world it never infected a single person. So while one could technically say the bird flu destroyed mankind, in a more direct sense it was the dinosaurs that killed us all."

      -50 Billion Tyrannosaurs: A Concise History of the End of the World

    3. Re:Ah...hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, huge carnivorous flightless birds couldn't thrive unless the Earth got much warmer like it was in dinosaur times.

    4. Re:Ah...hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some success has already been achieved in chickens. Fiddling with gene expression has allowed scientists to produce chicken embryos with teeth and chicken embryos that retained their dino-tails - though in neither case was a chicken successfully hatched.

    5. Re:Ah...hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so write the book and see if it sells, and give some kid with his neo-Frankenstein DNA engineering kit an idea.....

    6. Re:Ah...hmm. by dwye · · Score: 1

      Some success has already been achieved in chickens. Fiddling with gene expression has allowed scientists to produce chicken embryos with teeth and chicken embryos that retained their dino-tails - though in neither case was a chicken successfully hatched.

      Hen's Teeth were successfully produced by transplanting the tooth buds from chicken embryos to frog's mouths. Apparently, although both species are toothless, the mechanisms which suppress tooth maturation are different enough between the two species that they do not interfere with the other species' suppression mechanism.

    7. Re:Ah...hmm. by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      The more I read, the more it looks like it should be possible to "backport" birds to a surprising degree even without any unobtanium "dinosaur DNA"

      You're in good company.

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      Stefan Axelsson
  3. I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Magic!

  4. Top secret Dinosaur government project by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Funny
    Anyone that has seen the Jurassic Park documentaries knows that Dinosaurs are FAR smarter than we gave them credit for.

    They saw their own extinction coming - it wasn't that hard to detect the meteor - and began a secret government project to breed themselves into small, flying creatures.

    Only way they could think of to survive.

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    1. Re:Top secret Dinosaur government project by schlachter · · Score: 1

      Phase 2 of their program remains little known to this day. It involves them splicing in their old DNA into their bird DNA and growing large and menacing in the jungles of South America...and then spreading out in force and with speed to reclaim their planet.

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  5. "and their remarkably agile beaks." by Nutria · · Score: 1

    Beaks have *one* joint. How the hell they be agile?

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    1. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dey be what dey be.

    2. Re: "and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      TLDR for "intelligent design": God in an EXtreme programmer. The whole world is agile!

    3. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Beaks have *one* joint. How the hell they be agile?

      Go and watch a dextrous bird (such as a smart parrot) manipulating things with its beak. You won't be incredulous that such a thing is possible when you've seen it in action.

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    4. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Rei · · Score: 2

      My parrot can take the backs off my earrings and take my earrings out without eating the backs or damaging my ears. He can open clasps on my clothes. No question that their beaks are dexterous.

      However, I think the author was actually referring more to "adaptable". Bird beaks come in all sorts of shapes, apparently achieved by relatively simple genetic tweaks that allows them to adapt quickly (in evolutionary terms) to changing food sources.

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    5. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by tygreen101 · · Score: 1

      the bird's neck supports the bird's beak in the same way that a Martial Artist's fist strike is supported by the elbow, shoulder and back and hips and legs and feet. The elbow, shoulder and back joints may not be directly connected to the hand--and therefore the fist--but without these very important joints, would the fist be able to have any power? without the rest of the joints working together the hand--or beak--would be useless by it self. I long for and fear the day that robotics engineers will understand this concept and build a robot that can start power generation from the "opposite" side of the robot and by channeling it through multiple joints add to the original power making the final result devastating. Thank you Creator, although not born on this planet--and therefore alien--for understanding these things and having the wisdom to make us figure them--and everything else--out on our own.

    6. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parrots can use their neck muscles and spine analoguously to the lower jaw's joint and muscles. Since most of them use their beak to climb, to the point where they can suspend their entire weight off the upper mandible, the entire shebang ends up being highly agile, somewhat like a less grabby and feely foot at the end of a skeletal mechanism far superior to the "hip, knee, vinculum, toes" setup.

      For birds that don't climb with their beaks as much, it's not so pronounced -- but all of them preen themselves with the beak, so it is really very dextrous indeed.

    7. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So no one else is gonna' question why parent's parrot is undressing them?

    8. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a parrot? Because it's funny to first accomplish a minor mechanical feat, and secondly to have the human pick up after them. Same as the "let's throw things off the table and let the human pick them up" game, similarly enjoyed by small children.

    9. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Power generation which starts from the opposite side of where it s being delivered is less energy efficient. It only seems to matter so much for the human form because human muscles are weak compared to what machines can do, and with our bodies, we just work with what we have.

    10. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Nutria · · Score: 1

      manipulating things with its beak.

      How much of the dexterity comes from the tongue?

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    11. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      I agree - it makes no sense. I can feel my agility dropping off after even half a joint.

    12. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beaks have *one* joint. How the hell they be agile?

      Come over and say hello to my rooster. Then you'll understand.

    13. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      How much of the dexterity comes from the tongue?

      Lots. It's a combination of beak and tounge. The beak is very mobile, not just a simple open and closing hinge like the OP is thinking of.

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    14. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever watch a bird closely? They manipulate the beak with their neck (and other body joints). Not opposable thumb territory but that is likely why we have Kentucky Fried Chicken instead of the other way around.

    15. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crows make tools and their beak.

    16. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter, had sex?

    17. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same as the "let's throw things off the table and let the human pick them up" game, similarly enjoyed by small children.

      My cat plays that game. When it's pissed off it sometimes hops on the coffee table and while looking me in the eye, shoves a magazine or my glasses of onto the floor. Sometimes it bats at my coffee mug, then looks at me as if to say, "Accept my demands or shall I take this to the next level."

      I swear my cat is plotting to murder me.

    18. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by weilawei · · Score: 1

      Ever tried using chopsticks?

    19. Re:"and their remarkably agile beaks." by Nutria · · Score: 1

      It's *not* the chopsticks that are agile; it's the joints *behind* the chopsticks.

      Likewise, beaks *can't* be agile. But their tongues and necks can.

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      "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  6. You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like ... by pollarda · · Score: 2

    Now you know once and for all, dinosaurs taste like .... Chicken!

    What would be really interesting is to know how the family tree shakes out and what our domestic chicken used to be. It could have been a T-Rex, Triceratops, or a raptor. Of course, it could have been something else all together. Either way, it would be fun to think about each time you visit KFC.

  7. I beleive it by NotDrWho · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to own an African Grey parrot who definitely had the disposition and attitude of a T-rex.

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    1. Re:I beleive it by Rei · · Score: 1

      Oh god, I just had a terrifying thought... A T-Rex with the threat gestures of an Amazon. For those who don't own Amazon parrots, when they get overexcited or aggressive, they not only do this fantail display, but they have this creepy thing that they do with their eyes where they make their pupils expand and contract. Picture this, but with the pupil repeatedly changing in size 3x while it stares at you. It basically means "This is my Crazy Time. Go on, try coming close to me, see what happens!" They really lose their mind during it - for example, they may go into Crazy Mode because you gave them some treat that got them overexcited, but because they can't think straight, they're prone to drop and lose whatever it was that you gave them.

      But yeah... crazy T-rex flaring whatever feathers it has and giving you an unflinching death stare with giant pulsating yellow eyes.

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    2. Re:I beleive it by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Other things too, from thinking about modern birds: can we assume that theropods had a syrinx rather than a larynx? Then they would be able to have very tonally-complex sounds, including vocalizing multiple different frequencies at the same time.

      I assume they had a similar lung layout? Birds have a really brilliant respiratory system. The lungs are rigid and more like tubes for the passage of air rather than storing it. On inhalation, half the air goes directly into one air sac and the other straight through the lung into a different air sac; then on exhalation the sacs reverse so that the "used" air goes straight out and the "unused" air goes through the lung on the way out. So they get fresh air moving through their lungs both on inhalation and exhalation, and they never mix fresh air with used air. This means that the oxygen content of air in their lungs is much higher, which means that the oxygen levels in their blood can be much higher. It helps sustain them during high metabolic activity such as flight; I'm sure their giant predatory ancestors made good use of that oxygen as well.

      I wonder if their ancestors had a similar sort of relatively inefficient fast-through digestive system, or whether that's an adaptation their descendents have made for flight? It's known for a fact at the very least that some dinosaurs consumed rocks to aid in digestion (gizzard stones) in the same way birds consume grit. Hmm, so theropods would likely have some sort of a crop then? I mean, there is evidence that at least some theropods cared for their young. Picture a bunch of baby velociraptors reaching their heads into a parent's jaw to get a meal!

      It takes no imagination to picture correspondence between the legs / feet, bird legs and feet already look positively dinosaurian.

      Even the evidence of fossilized prints of rough scaly skin from some tyrranosaurids (in addition to evidence of feathers, and some completely feathered) shouldn't be a real shock because we see that in modern bird species. For example, look at the head of a bald ibis or turkey vulture.

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    3. Re:I beleive it by Translation+Error · · Score: 2

      You should get a Norwegian Blue. They're much calmer.

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    4. Re:I beleive it by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      They are a very quiet sort. Not so good at learning words and phrases, though.

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    5. Re:I beleive it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno. "Attack of the 60 foot tall parrot" just doesn't really work. Maybe for a late night direct-to-streaming movie, but for Hollywood, it's got to be dinosaurs.

    6. Re:I beleive it by heikkile · · Score: 1

      But what a beautiful plumage!

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    7. Re:I beleive it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: Lungs: For sauropods, the bird lung is the only way that would even work. I can't recall the reasoning. inb4 whales: it's to do with the long neck, not the size of the animal.

      One thing I've always wondered is: the only reason birds have internal testicles is aerodynamics. Would warm-blooded dinosaurs have had this need for their testicles on the inside?

    8. Re:I beleive it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they tend to pine for the fjords though

  8. Delicate Fabric: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "How Dinosaurs Shrank and Became Birds"

    Lemme guess. You didn't read the label and washed them in hot water?

    1. Re:Delicate Fabric: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How Dinosaurs Shrank and Became Birds"

      Lemme guess. You didn't read the label and washed them in hot water?

      . . . caused by a really hot meteor.

    2. Re:Delicate Fabric: by Hartree · · Score: 1

      ". . . caused by a really hot meteor"

      That's one hell of a spin cycle.

  9. Sigh... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Go not to /. for intelligent discussion of evolutionary biology.

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    1. Re:Sigh... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      LMOL..too true.

    2. Re:Sigh... by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      But where else could you find cleverly insightful "tastes like chicken" jokes about dinosaurs?

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  10. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do
    not
    visit
    KFC.

  11. They shrank? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Okay, maybe the dinos shrank, but those droppings on my car look like they came from a damn brontosaurus!

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  12. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

    Now you know once and for all, dinosaurs taste like .... Chicken!

    Unlikely. Small animals taste like chicken, including rabbits, squirrels, lizards, snakes, even frog legs. Big animals taste more like beef, even if they are birds, such as an ostrich. A T-Rex likely tasted more like beef than chicken.

  13. "small evolutionary steps" by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    Even that is a misnomer. It's more of a blend, not distinct steps.

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  14. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by gstoddart · · Score: 2

    Well, a T-rex was a large meat eater ... so I'm thinking bear or wolf might be better guesses.

    And I gather as a rule large meat eaters don't make for good eating.

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  15. Shrinkage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were in the pool! They were in the pool!

  16. Question: Fossil Expansion? by epte · · Score: 1

    I'm hoping to be educated here by someone with better (any?) knowledge of the fossil record. :)

    My general sense is that pretty much old everything is big. But what if fossils expanded with time?

    One possible mechanic for this might be the metric expansion of space, which supposedly isn't discerned at small scales. But perhaps, over a long period of time, with molecules uncohesive enough to be replaced by minerals through diffusion in fossilization, perhaps metric expansion would provide just enough space here and there for an extra atom to diffuse in, and over time, this effect might expand a fossil's size. If this were possible, might we have a record of the history of metric expansion of space?

    If it were true, I would expect fossil species--those species alive today but old--to have old equivalents that are bigger, and that these fossil species would all have these equivalents and their fossil expansion for the same age would be roughly equivalent.

    Which is where I need someone with better knowledge of the fossil record.

    1. Re:Question: Fossil Expansion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, because there used to be mega-fauna, mega-flora, mega-insects, dinosaurs, etc. But now everything is smaller. Why? Science and religion have the same answer to this: "We don't know."

    2. Re:Question: Fossil Expansion? by matfud · · Score: 1

      Mega fauna seem to be very vulnerable. They are quite easy to wipe out. They take a long time to grow and do not reproduce fast. There are other reasons.

    3. Re:Question: Fossil Expansion? by Smauler · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My general sense is that pretty much old everything is big. But what if fossils expanded with time?

      Not really true. The number of different species that have lived on the earth, it would be astonishing if the largest species to ever have lived had evolved recently... but this is exactly what has happened.

      Also, there are some things (I hesitate to call them species) like the Coelacanth which have stayed very similar in form over hundreds of millions of years.

      Large animals get more press. I'd guess they also fossilise better and are easier to find.

      Regarding large insects and arachnids.... no one is completely certain, apart from the fact that there was a much higher oxygen content in the atmosphere during the Cambrian, allowing larger sizes. This does not explain everything though (but what does?).

    4. Re: Question: Fossil Expansion? by epte · · Score: 1

      Yes it does seem that coelacanths have kept much the same size range. If anything, I've found more pictures of live coelacanths that were larger than the fossils I found. Interesting. Thank you.

    5. Re:Question: Fossil Expansion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My general sense is that pretty much old everything is big. But what if fossils expanded with time?

      I think a much more likely scenario is that only the big bones survived, and we got a gigantic (pun intended) selection bias

    6. Re:Question: Fossil Expansion? by JebusIsLord · · Score: 2

      Your post made me curious about expansion, so i read the wikipedia article.

      It sounds like expansion is only occurring on a very large scale, where matter isn't gravitationally bound. So things outside the milky way, andromeda and virgo cluster are expanding away, but there is no expansion within.

      So your hypothesis is wrong. I've often wondered though if there is some fosilization phenomena that could cause them to grow over time.

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    7. Re:Question: Fossil Expansion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. The world isn't expanding, and if it adds atoms as you've just described, it'd be random....so the result would be misshapen globs. This question would not perchance be related to the insane fundie expanding earth theory to explain the movements of the continents, would it?

    8. Re:Question: Fossil Expansion? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      I've often wondered though if there is some fosilization phenomena that could cause them to grow over time.

      There isn't. A story ran on /. several months (years?) ago about an experiment where someone leeched all the minerals out of a fossil dinosaur bone. The result behaves just like a modern bone when you leech all the calcium out of it. It was the same length and width after the procedure. Just floppier. They really were that big. (Except for the little ones, which weren't.)

    9. Re: Question: Fossil Expansion? by epte · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. I'm aware of that theory and don't believe it holds water.

      If I understand correctly, small scale expansion isn't absent at small scales, just overwhelmed by other forces. Say the earth did expand outward in all directions by a few microns. Gravity has plenty of opportunities to squish the Earth back to its original density. If my cells were found slightly apart from each other, there's electrical forces between the atoms in my body, air pressure from the outside, that keep things from drifting away.

  17. And again with more jargon by m.shenhav · · Score: 2

    "adapted a number of pre-existing features to a new use" = Exaptation also referred to as a Co-option, this is a shift in the function a biological feature serves in the organism. The trait may have been non-adaptive (i.e. without function) before the functional shift, for example it may have been a Spandrel.

    "adoption of a more babylike skull shape into adulthood" = Neoteny, or the distortion of the developmental timeline as to extend the duration of what was previously a juvenile stage into adulthood. Developmental pathways - which are regulated in part by specific biomolecular pathways - provide evolution with a set of channels through which it can naturally and easily evolve; easy to reach and viable variations morphology a few mutations away! Famously, this is how humans developed their marvellous cabbage heads.

    "huge evolutionary changes can result from a series of small evolutionary steps" not equal, but at least highly related to the concept of Punctuated Equilibrium.

    This is a type of explanation draws on the very important concept of Historical Contingency, i.e. the idea that the particulars of a (natural) history processes are largely determined by the coincidence of circumstances which are effectively random, and therefore on a larger scale seem not to be completely deterministic or teleological processes (at least not completely, although I cannot deny there may be some features of the process which are). Whether completely true or false or anything in between, I like this approach to explanation in historical processes of complex systems. It seems to imply use of a type of simplifying assumption which might call a principle of Epistemic Parsimony in complex system; you assume that most types of events are the result of processes to complex to comprehend and therefore - for you as observer - are effectively random. Of course a collection of random events can yield a perfectly tractable and even almost deterministic cohort, just as conversely a collection of deterministic events can yield a delightfully random swarm.

    Most of the above concepts were - if not explicitly (co)developed and conceived - championed and expounded by Stephen Jay Gould, and represent a school of thought that critiqued the so called Panglossian Adaptationism which Dawkins, Dennett and (formerly) Williams explound/ed.

    1. Re:And again with more jargon by robi5 · · Score: 1

      This, mod parent up. It's weird to have a solid concept wandered around in the summary when it has a name. Neoteny is in play not only with humans (we're neotenic monkeys), but also with dogs, which is why they don't just eat us up as wolfs would do.

  18. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack Horner, Building a Dinosaur from a Chicken:

    https://www.ted.com/talks/jack_horner_building_a_dinosaur_from_a_chicken?language=en

    Like

    capcha: shaken
    (someone knows how we cook our chicken)

  19. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Smauler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, dinosaurs were divided into two main groups, the lizard-hipped and the bird-hipped dinosaurs. Birds evolved from the lizard-hipped dinosaurs, and the bird-hipped dinosaurs died out.

    Reptile is a catch-all term that doesn't really mean anything. Crocodiles are much more closely related to birds and dinosaurs than they are to any other reptiles (so should probably be grouped with birds rather than lizards and snakes), and extinct "reptiles" like dimetrodon are more closely related to humans than they are to any extant reptiles.

  20. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by bkr1_2k · · Score: 2

    Have you ever actually eaten rabbits, squirrels, lizards, snakes or frog legs? They taste nothing like chicken. Why do people always say this? Or people's pallets really so fucked up they can't distinguish between different types of meats?

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  21. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now you know once and for all, dinosaurs taste like .... Chicken!

    What would be really interesting is to know how the family tree shakes out and what our domestic chicken used to be. It could have been a T-Rex, Triceratops, or a raptor. Of course, it could have been something else all together. Either way, it would be fun to think about each time you visit KFC.

    AFAIK, the likely ancestors of the modern domestic chicken (Gallus gallus, the red junglefowl) were the Galliformes present in the Cretaceous period coincident with T-Rex, Triceratops, and Velociraptors... You have to go back to the Jurassic period and the Theropoda to maybe find the early Tyrannosaurus as a distant cousin (T-rex is a species of Tyrannosaurus family), but likely the evolution is from a *smaller* Theropoda...

  22. And became warm-blooded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And at which point did they become warm-blooded animals? How does that happen?

    1. Re:And became warm-blooded? by Rakarra · · Score: 2

      And at which point did they become warm-blooded animals? How does that happen?

      Dinosaurs were always warm-blooded, at least the larger ones were. Analysis of the T-Rex heart cavity indicates structures implying such.
      But most damning, cold-blooded creatures don't scale well in size. The larger a creature grows, the more difficult it is for them to regulate temperature through external means (like sunning themselves). When you get to Apatasaur/Brachiosaur size, it seems fairly implausible that they could have been cold-blooded.

  23. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    I think it's because everyone overcooks the hell out of everything in fear of bacteria, and add tons of additives to restore "flavor" that they don't ever taste chicken.

    "Chicken" Top Ramen sure doesn't taste like chicken.

  24. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    They don't taste like chicken... but some things taste more like chicken than other foods we are used to. For instance, alligator tastes nothing like chicken, but relatively speaking, it tastes WAY more like white meat chicken than beef. Frogs legs are in the same category for me. Squirrel I have only had once, and I didn't like it... but maybe it was similar to dark meat chicken, which I am not a huge fan of. Never tried the others on this short list.

  25. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Rakarra · · Score: 2

    Reptile is a catch-all term that doesn't really mean anything. Crocodiles are much more closely related to birds and dinosaurs than they are to any other reptiles (so should probably be grouped with birds rather than lizards and snakes), and extinct "reptiles" like dimetrodon [wikipedia.org] are more closely related to humans than they are to any extant reptiles.

    Birds are warm-blooded, while crocodiles, lizards, and snakes are all cold-blooded, thus the distinction and groupings.

  26. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Rakarra · · Score: 2

    Birds are warm-blooded, while crocodiles, lizards, and snakes are all cold-blooded, thus the distinction and groupings.

    And actually this distinction is why today we consider dinosaurs to be more closely related to the modern bird than to the modern reptile.

  27. Here's a sort of nice if long overview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's an overview of the change from a 3-chambered heart and endothermy to a 4-chambered heart and exothermy.

    http://www.realsceptic.com/2011/11/29/short-essay-the-evolution-of-endothermy/

  28. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure about rabbits and squirrels, but I would think chicken, lizards, snakes, and frog legs taste "like dinosaur" since they are descended from dinosaurs ...

  29. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Quirkz · · Score: 2

    Or people's pallets really so fucked up they can't distinguish between different types of meats?

    My palate may be screwed up, but my homonym detector is in prime form!

  30. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

    Have you ever actually eaten rabbits, squirrels, lizards, snakes or frog legs?

    All of the above, and then some. For the best selection, go to the West Virginia Roadkill Cookoff.

    They taste nothing like chicken. Why do people always say this?

    We say that because it is the closest point of reference when talking to normal people. If I am talking to a nerd co-worker, I will say that possum tastes like chicken. If I am talking to one of my hillbilly relatives, I will say it tastes like racoon.

  31. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Well, a T-rex was a large meat eater ... so I'm thinking bear or wolf might be better guesses.

    And I gather as a rule large meat eaters don't make for good eating.

    Predators aren't bad "eatin" but they're terrible for farming.

    I've eaten crocodile, wolf and dingo. They're not bad, much like Kangaroo they tend to have a very rich flavour. The problem with sourcing this meat is that it needs to be hunted as farming it is prohibitively expensive and its also dangerous to hunt so it tends to be rare and relatively expensive. That being said, I regularly eat shark as it's the cheapest fillet for Fish and Chips in Australia (often called Flake in Oz) although I occasionally splash out on a bit of Cod or Hake (same family as Haddock).

    The thing about meat is, the more sedentary an animal is, the more tender the meat is. This is why the cheap (tougher) cuts of a cow come from the shoulder and other parts that get exercised regularly. That being said, if prepared right, a beef shoulder can be quite nice. Predatory animals are a lot more active than our farm animals so cuts from most predators are tougher, which also limits the way in which they can be prepared. So I imagine T-Rex meat prepared like a steak would be a good alternative for boot leather but it might make a good stew or American style BBQ.

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  32. And from the departement of wild speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we have this gem.

  33. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Smauler · · Score: 1

    That's arbitrary. It'd make just as much sense grouping animals by what colour they are. Crocodiles used to be warm blooded, too, so when did they switch from being dinosaurs to reptiles?

  34. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    They didn't, dinosaurs and crocodiles have a common descendent (archosaurs) Crocodiles were never descended from dinosaurs, their parents are just very close in the family tree.

    Interestingly enough there's still some debate about whether dinosaurs were warm blooded, or had a more complex metabolism with characteristics of both warm and cold blooded animals. And archosaurs are also likely to have had such a complex metabolism, so it's unlikely crocodilians ever were descended from anything fully warm blooded.

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  35. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    Nice. Totally missed that in my post. Yet another Doh! moment.

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  36. Nope. The answer is easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They really were that big. And they could get away with being that big because... GRAVITY WAS LESS POWERFUL BACK THEN!

  37. Re:You always wondered what dinosaurs taste like . by Smauler · · Score: 1

    Modern thinking is that crocodiles descended directly from a warm blooded ancestor, and reverted to being cold blooded, because there's no reason for the warm blooded characteristics they have now without having had a warm blooded ancestor, and there's not been enough time to evolve new things rather than revert.