part of Grucci's "Hands Off Our Kids" (HOOK) initiative
Grucci decided not to call it the "Hands Off Our Kids, E-Revolutionaries" (HOOKER) initiative, due to lobbying by several groups including "White House Organization for the Reform of Education" (WHORE) and the "Science, Learning, Understanding and Teaching Society" (SLUTS). Members of WHORE and SLUTS were worried that they might become associated with the HOOKER initiative, which both groups do not support.
I've got an idea for the guys at Think Geek regarding this. You know those red and gold (sometimes red and silver) aluminum Chairman Mao badges
(e.g. seen here) the Chinese had back during the Cultural Revolution? Why not make one with the GNU gnu on it instead of Mao? Or what about Tux? Man, that would be cool!
And no I'm not kidding or trolling. I do believe communism, in theory, is a good idea, and that free software is the only example of communist-like principles done right.
Yeah strange. They should promote pornography so that guys will jerk off more and help slow down India's explosive population problem.
I wonder if alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.indian-asian will see a decrease in high quality posts now. There's something I find attractive about sari-clad women showing off their goods. Especially the ones where the lady is reaching above her head to grasp the mango branch, all birth-of-buddha like.
-- "Fuck your mama."
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I hate you all! And because of my intense hatred, I'm going to bomb slashdot with my ultra mega super painful death-ray e-bomb. Anyone who reads this will die. Maybe not today, but some day. Take that you loathesome black, white, brown or yellow (non)?religious bastards.
With the exception of the stuff out of an obfuscated perl contest, there hasn't been a single scrap of perl code I haven't been able to understand pretty quickly. In fact, given a chunk of code in perl and the same basic thing in some other language, I would bet my yearly salary that a perl hacker would be able to grok the perl code more quickly than languageX hacker would with the languageX implementation. And I'm not talking about using ready-rolled libraries or modules either. I'd also be willing to bet that these well-seasoned hackers would fare the same if you threw totally different coding styles at 'em.
Heh. Reminds me of a crisis that occurred a while back. Standardized microsoft platform, standardized MCSE bullshit. Don't believe me, read this article. The best part is around paragraph 8. A must read if you've had a dull, humorless day.
Ok. I wouldn't object to some items, like ice cream, or frozen burritos, or other stuff like that. But where is the line drawn by them? Suppose you have one of those grocery stores with the video store, and pharmacy too. Suppose you take lithium, xanax, and have a raging case of herpes. Suppose you like to rent science fiction. What conclusions will be drawn? Who will this information be sold to? What if this data influences Hollywood to put drugged out sluts and lots of product placement in the next big sci-fi flick?
Privacy is most certainly dead. I recently looked at my credit report and--this is no joke--they actually had a previous address listed from when I was 6 years old. Wonder where they got that information. I certainly wasn't out building my credit back then...shit I didn't even get an allowance when I was a kid.
Yeah. Pretty soon there will be patent-info warez. Dood check out my site for the latest 0day patent warez, crackz, and xxxtreme all access patent passwordz. 31337!
Ok. Here's my take. You can't possibly crack into a computer at a junior high and get caught while simultaneously being called "bright, gifted, or computer savvy." That's just horseshit. We should be rejoicing! It's one less script kiddie to worry about.
And really. Who give's a rat's ass about this kid? His family, yes. Everyone else, no. Stop pretending folks.
Two weeks, one full time developer: $10,000.
Two weeks, one office employee: $600.
Five weeks, 3 part-time developers: $59,000.
Q4 earnings time, the look on the boss's face: priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Corporate Mastercard.
Yes but Hormel is a sponsor of OSDN, so technically this is considered advertising. Think Geek will be selling the entire line of spamwear soon, and will also be selling 24 tin cases for $109.95 (plus shipping).
Depending on who you ask that is. I recently read that the reason for life on earth is simply to create plastic. The earth couldn't produce it herself, so evolution was designed specifically to produce a species that would create plastic. We've done it, and now we're being phased out.
Not necessarily. More like "before windows". Part of the problem is that windows flashes subliminal messages at its users that has a brain numbing effect. Don't believe me? Ever watch someone blankly staring at a slowly moving status bar, eyes glazed over, drool forming at the lips?
You can't fire me! Honestly, I wasn't downloading porn. It's just a series of bits. It just so happens that those bits can be interpreted as porn. They can be interpreted in a myriad of ways.
MS and MS people just don't "get" open source.
There's an MCSE guy where I work who assumed that just because we had some proprietary perl code we were using that it was "open source" and that we could modify it freely. I did the modifications, he bragged about them, and now the place is being sued for $100,000 + damages. Ah. I love it.
Billy! No more taking guns to school. Now go to your room. No more tv for you, mister. And you can just forget about playing quake or unreal tournament. Wipe that look off your face, young man!
On a related note, did anyone see the AP story this weekend about banning dodgeball in schools? Yeah they mentioned Columbine. Jesus. When I was younger, we used to play dangerous versions of dodge ball. We threw shoes, rocks, bottles, 2x4's, and anything else we could get our hands on. It was a blast...and didn't make us dangerous to society.
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Grucci decided not to call it the "Hands Off Our Kids, E-Revolutionaries" (HOOKER) initiative, due to lobbying by several groups including "White House Organization for the Reform of Education" (WHORE) and the "Science, Learning, Understanding and Teaching Society" (SLUTS). Members of WHORE and SLUTS were worried that they might become associated with the HOOKER initiative, which both groups do not support.
--
"Fuck your mama."
And no I'm not kidding or trolling. I do believe communism, in theory, is a good idea, and that free software is the only example of communist-like principles done right.
--
"Fuck your mama."
I wonder if alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.indian-asian will see a decrease in high quality posts now. There's something I find attractive about sari-clad women showing off their goods. Especially the ones where the lady is reaching above her head to grasp the mango branch, all birth-of-buddha like.
--
"Fuck your mama."
to people buying shrink-wrapped baggies of crack.
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"Fuck your mama."
I hate you all! And because of my intense hatred, I'm going to bomb slashdot with my ultra mega super painful death-ray e-bomb. Anyone who reads this will die. Maybe not today, but some day. Take that you loathesome black, white, brown or yellow (non)?religious bastards.
--
"Fuck your mama."
At least that's been my experience.
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"Fuck your mama."
Heh. Reminds me of a crisis that occurred a while back. Standardized microsoft platform, standardized MCSE bullshit. Don't believe me, read this article. The best part is around paragraph 8. A must read if you've had a dull, humorless day.
--
"Fuck your mama."
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"Fuck your mama."
Oh wait...nevermind.
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"Fuck your mama."
Privacy is most certainly dead. I recently looked at my credit report and--this is no joke--they actually had a previous address listed from when I was 6 years old. Wonder where they got that information. I certainly wasn't out building my credit back then...shit I didn't even get an allowance when I was a kid.
--
"Fuck your mama."
Except in the original it actually read: "Wan kurikku kaanseputo". Hai, one crick...indeed.
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"Fuck your mama."
Yeah. Pretty soon there will be patent-info warez. Dood check out my site for the latest 0day patent warez, crackz, and xxxtreme all access patent passwordz. 31337!
--
"Fuck your mama."
And really. Who give's a rat's ass about this kid? His family, yes. Everyone else, no. Stop pretending folks.
--
"Fuck your mama."
All your direct bill records are belong to us.
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"Fuck your mama."
Two weeks, one office employee: $600.
Five weeks, 3 part-time developers: $59,000.
Q4 earnings time, the look on the boss's face: priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Corporate Mastercard.
--
"Fuck your mama."
It passed the Senate on May 12, 1998. However, it never passed the House and the President never signed it. S. 1618 was never enacted into law.
I've actually gotten apology letters from people after pointing this out and threatening them.
Thanks Google!
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"Fuck your mama."
Yes but Hormel is a sponsor of OSDN, so technically this is considered advertising. Think Geek will be selling the entire line of spamwear soon, and will also be selling 24 tin cases for $109.95 (plus shipping).
--
"Fuck your mama."
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"Fuck your mama."
Not necessarily. More like "before windows". Part of the problem is that windows flashes subliminal messages at its users that has a brain numbing effect. Don't believe me? Ever watch someone blankly staring at a slowly moving status bar, eyes glazed over, drool forming at the lips?
--
"Fuck your mama."
Where I come from we use the codename "dining place" to refer to the vending machines.
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"Fuck your mama."
We know it's you Katz.
Pbbbbbt. ;)
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"Fuck your mama."
You can't fire me! Honestly, I wasn't downloading porn. It's just a series of bits. It just so happens that those bits can be interpreted as porn. They can be interpreted in a myriad of ways.
--
"Fuck your mama."
MS and MS people just don't "get" open source. There's an MCSE guy where I work who assumed that just because we had some proprietary perl code we were using that it was "open source" and that we could modify it freely. I did the modifications, he bragged about them, and now the place is being sued for $100,000 + damages. Ah. I love it.
--
"Fuck your mama."
On a related note, did anyone see the AP story this weekend about banning dodgeball in schools? Yeah they mentioned Columbine. Jesus. When I was younger, we used to play dangerous versions of dodge ball. We threw shoes, rocks, bottles, 2x4's, and anything else we could get our hands on. It was a blast...and didn't make us dangerous to society.
--
"Fuck your mama."
I would say universal meanings. Peter Norton was once "the man" but Symantec is not what it once was.
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"Fuck your mama."