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RFC for Spammers

kousik writes "rfc3098 is out with the title "How to Advertise Responsibly Using E-Mail and Newsgroups or - how NOT to $$$$$ MAKE ENEMIES FAST! $$$$$"." This is a well written piece, and actually is worth reading for anyone doing advertising online. Unfortunately the people who need to understand it will never read it. And the most evil of spammers won't care because (here's the shocker) Spam Works. As long as people respond to unsolicited spam, it'll keep coming.

198 comments

  1. When is the RFC out for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What's the release date for the RFC for murder, and how to do it?

    1. Re:When is the RFC out for... by sharkey · · Score: 3

      Not much to it yet, just, "The OJ loophole: 'Pretend the gloves don't fit.'"

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    2. Re:When is the RFC out for... by Foggy+Tristan · · Score: 4

      Unfortuantely, the RFC for murder was killed in committee.

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  2. Re:Spam Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Send me $25 and I'll send you clue.

  3. Re:Working link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And not to mention the easiest to remember: http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc3098.html

  4. Re:removing yourself actually works.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    The correct thing to do is to send it to abuse@isp.com as well as abuse@upstreamprovider.net.

    You get faster response if you send it to the upstream provider too :)

  5. Re:Mod this up and WIN A MILLION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This was FUNNIER tho. Besides, the comment you refer to was posted by Spanish Inquisition, who like yourself (and is most likely one and the same) is a festering cockhole whom everyone here hates.
    You are doing yourself a disservice by posting. Please never do so again.

  6. Re:MAKE KARMA FAST!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3
    Please help increase my karma too. I've been here since the beginning and I'm still posting at 0.

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  7. Re:man procmailsc by chuck · · Score: 2

    Man, you get karma points for my script! Well, at least you didn't claim it was yours... :)

  8. Re:man procmailsc by chuck · · Score: 2
    Well, I've made some changes since the first version, although mine still appears mostly the same: here

    Notable changes:

    • A couple scoring rules for "bad" headers
    • Scores for bad credit? no credit?
    • Mail sent in compliance of "Section 301" of some law that says it's okay to send spam.

    Too bad no one will read this. :)

  9. Re:spammers feel persecuted. by jandrese · · Score: 2

    According to NANPA, those code are for Washington and Nevada respectivley.

    Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

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  10. Re:Spam Works by strredwolf · · Score: 2

    You'll blow through it within two weeks, if not sooner. ISP's are now charging for spam sent.

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  11. "Spam Works" by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

    So does armed robbery, but you still deserve to go to jail for it.

  12. Whew! by Schemer · · Score: 1
    When I first read the headline for this story I thought it said "RPC for Spammers".

    "Great." I thought, "now they can make calls directly to my GUI toolkit to make little annoying windows pop up on my screen with toner supply ads. This is much better :)
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  13. alternate icon suggestion by pohl · · Score: 1

    If the image of the can is challenged and needs to be replaced, I suggest replacing it with a pink, gelatinous, rectangular column of ground pork snouts.

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    1. Re:alternate icon suggestion by Golias · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm.... port snouts.... Aaughghghghkhkhkhkh....

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  14. Easier to remember by dse · · Score: 1

    http://rfc3098.x42.com/


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  15. Re:Well, how about not using email? by Frodo · · Score: 1

    The best response for this would be for the ISP to write in bold firendly letters in their introductory account contract: "If you use this for spamming, we are going to charge you $1000". Then this way of spamming starts to be not-so-profitable.

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  16. Really? by Sanity · · Score: 3
    While it may appear to be financially attractive to advertise via the use of Mass-Messaging ("spam"), as a responsible Internet user, ADVERTISERS SHOULD AVOID THIS OPTION. The possibility of income generation and market or business expansion are minuscule
    I don't think that this RFC will gain acceptance unless it is honest. If people weren't making money out of Spam, then there wouldn't be repeat offenders. The reality is that people do make money, and that is why they do it. The RFC should give simple measures that won't be onerous to spammers, such as placing "ADV:" in the subject lines of emails. Telling them to target their audience is silly, the whole reason that people do spam is so that they don't need to go to the expense of targetting people, they just hit everyone.

    This is akin to telling drug users "DON'T DO DRUGS" rather than giving them practical advice as to how they can do drugs safely.

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    1. Re:Really? by The+Famous+Brett+Wat · · Score: 2
      The RFC should give simple measures that won't be onerous to spammers, such as placing "ADV:" in the subject lines of emails.

      Not good enough. The subject is contained in the body of the email, the entirety of which is sent in the DATA part of the SMTP. In other words, I have to accept entire delivery of the email before I can tell that I don't want it, and by then it's already consumed disk space, bandwidth, and money (because I'm bandwidth billed). If they were to retro-fit some kind of tagging mechanism into SMTP, the only one I'd be happy with is a well-known "MAIL From:" address, such as "friend@public.com", or "anyone@evilspammingbastards.com". That way I can reject the mail at that point and not incur any significant resource costs.

      Even better still, spammers should just nominate themselves for the MAPS RBL. Not that any of this will happen, because the vast majority of spammers are evil, lying scam artists. Giving them suggestions on how to be honest misunderstands the problem.

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  17. Re: Mailing list subscription confirmation by Frater+219 · · Score: 3
    FWIW, I emailed my concerns (as described in the above comment) to Ted Gavin, the principal author of RFC 3098. His response was that he and the other authors are in the process of amending this RFC to bring it into closer alignment with the MAPS guidelines and with RFC 2635. (The latter is an earlier RFC discussing mailing lists and spam.

    Just goes to show -- people do listen.

  18. Mailing list subscription confirmation by Frater+219 · · Score: 5
    RFC3098 describes a procedure for "confirming" mailing list subscriptions which does not in fact require confirmation of subscriptions, and thus leaves open a wide avenue for abuse.

    The RFC gives an example of a "confirmation message" which informs the recipient that s/he has been subscribed to a mailing list, and gives instructions for unsubscribing. This is not what modern mailing-list management packages (such as GNU Mailman or ezmlm/idx mean by a "confirmation message". These packages require that a user confirm by email that s/he wants to be on the list before adding the user to the list proper. The RFC allows that the user be subscribed first, and have to take action in order to unsubscribe.

    The problem should be obvious: If you have to take action to unsubscribe from a list you never asked to be on, then your mailbox can still be flooded with list email before you have a chance to get off the list. You can be subscribed without your consent by a hostile party who wants to mailbomb you. (This is more common on badly-managed mailing lists than you might think.)

    Spammers today already send out (fraudulent) "how to unsubscribe" messages, whereas well-managed mailing lists require active confirmation. An RFC on how to avoid being, or looking like, a spammer should recommend that one follow the methods of the best-managed legitimate mailing lists, not those of the spammers.

    I would suggest that anyone interested in responsible mailing-list operation check out the MAPS Basic Mailing List Management Principles for Preventing Abuse. A mailing list which follows these rules will be much more resistant to abuse than one which strictly follows RFC3098. Moreover, a list which strictly follows RFC3098 and which is abused will qualify its site for the MAPS RBL.

    1. Re:Mailing list subscription confirmation by imagineer_bob · · Score: 2
      You are absolutely right.

      A confirmation message that gives a "click here to opt off" of the mailing list is NOT ACCEPTABLE and should be OUTLAWED.

      I happen to own a domain that, unfortunately, is very similar to a very popular free email site. Without my filter script, I get THOUSANDS of UCEs a day sent there.

      Many of them are messages like "Thank you for signing up for the whatever newsletter. If you don't want to receive these, click here." Of course, since I filter these out, I never see them and even more mail comes in.

      Today, I got 3,547 emails to all accounts on this domain, and many of them are from "reputable" companies who don't confirm mailing list requests.

      If it were up to me, the execs at companies who do this would get locked up for a long, long, time.

  19. Pegasus (was Re:Eudora) by Chris+Hiner · · Score: 1

    Another good free mail client for Win32 is Pegasus. http://www.pmail.com/
    It's got a great filter setup... Even regexps.

  20. Yet Another Mirror by David+E.+Smith · · Score: 2

    Because the Slashdot Effect is so good, I want some!

    http://www.technopagan.org/echo/rfc3098.txt

  21. Re:stupid spammers by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

    The Nigerian Bank scam has been going on via other media as well. The Nigerian Embassy (I think) in the UK ran some full-page adverts in UK newspapers a while back, warning people not to fall for the scam.

  22. Tell everyone! by Bazman · · Score: 1

    Next time I get spam from someone trying to sell me 10 million email addresses, I'm going to buy them and send out 10 million messages telling people where to read the RFC on spam! Woohoo.

    Baz

    1. Re:Tell everyone! by odaiwai · · Score: 1

      What, you find "Hot Teenage Sluts!" or "Make Money Fast!!!" useful? You buy toner online? You have a green card from Canter and Siegel? You go for all those offers in Chinese from Taiwan and insecure relays in Japan?

      Just what, precisely, have you found useful from spam?

      dave "HIBT?"
      ps. I know you're probably a troll, but it's not often I get to use "Hot Teenage Sluts" in an email.

    2. Re:Tell everyone! by ideut · · Score: 1
      But why would you want to tell them to read this propogandist RFC? I, personally, and, as far as I know, the vast majority of slashdot readers, find commercial mail intensely useful.

      I'm confident that I speak for slashdots as a whole when I say that some of the most useful services on the internet can be discovered by reading so-called "spam".

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  23. I reply! Always! by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    To abuse@isp.com that is, attaching the unmodified e-mail with complete headers.

    1. Re:I reply! Always! by odaiwai · · Score: 1

      Why are you sending copies of spam to your own postmaster? What is that going to achieve.
      You should do a traceroute to the IP where the spam came from and complain to the providers at the end of that list. Complaining to your own ISP seems pretty pointless.
      dave

    2. Re:I reply! Always! by odaiwai · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, never heard of anyone doing that before. Mind you, I'm my own postmaster, so I guess I get the heads up anyway.
      dave

    3. Re:I reply! Always! by JCMay · · Score: 1
      Me too. I normally send copies of UCE to the following addresses:
      • abuse@isp.com
      • postmaster@isp.com
      • abuse@k2net.cc (my ISP)
      • postmaster@k2net.c (again, my ISP)
      More often than not the first one or two bounce :(
    4. Re:I reply! Always! by JCMay · · Score: 1
      I send them to my own postmaster so that he can be looking for floods from those people. If he gets complaints about a certian domain name, they can shut the offenders off closer to the source.

      At least that's the idea...

  24. Spam Works? by enterfornone · · Score: 3

    Most spam I get is porn and make money fast etc. but every now and then you get some spam for a product you would potentially be interested in (eg hardware or web hosting or whatever). But I would never deal with any of these companies since I figure if they are using spam they are probably not very reputable.

    On the other hand I get a lot of snail mail advertising (I guess because my address is in my whois). I'd be more likely to deal with these companies since I figure if they are willing to pay for overseas postage just to tell me about their products then they are probably worth doing business with.

    I actually liek snail mail advertising. I don't mind telemarketers either, but I would never do business with a spammer - spam is more likely to make me not do business with someone.

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  25. Re:Spam Works by wik · · Score: 2

    Take a look at your spam's headers. They're frequently sent through a dialup that connects to a mail relay. Whenever I receive a spam, I forward it with headers to abuse@_theisp_.com. No monitoring needed on the ISP end.

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  26. lists are still being sold by erice · · Score: 1

    I have an email address that I stopped useing entirely 4 years ago. It still receives more than twice as much spam as my zone contact address. The address I use here and on Usenet gets about the same as my nic address.

  27. Awesome! by kevlar · · Score: 1


    Because we know ALL those spammers obey the rules!

  28. The author will be speaking at SpamCon by dmuth · · Score: 5
    Just as an FYI, the author, Ted Gavin, will be speaking at SpamCon next week.

    (SpamCon is still accepting registrations, BTW. More info can be found here.)

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    1. Re:The author will be speaking at SpamCon by Mr+Windows · · Score: 1
      How come I've never heard of this conference?

      Perhaps if the organisers do a mass-mail advert they'll get more attendees ;)

  29. Re:removing yourself actually works.. by Zico · · Score: 2

    The key word there is "sometimes." I know Xoom.com was one of the ones who kept their word, but there are still many other sites out there who, as soon as you click that link or send them an email, they use that as confirmation that their spam reached an active e-mail address. After that, look out, because your address will be relatively more valuable than the average email address in a spam database.

    (Nope, I didn't work for Xoom, but some friends who worked with them were involved in their spam system. Considering the huge amounts of spam they send out, I was very surprised when he told me that they actually do honor spam removal requests. (Or did, anyway; those guys don't work there anymore, so I don't know if they still do or not. Are they still around?)


    Cheers,

  30. Re:Who? by Styx · · Score: 1

    I respond alright. I use abuse.net to get the correct abuse address for their dialups, webmail accounts, website provider etc.
    Then I send off a LART to all these addresses, and feel good when their accounts are terminated. Especially those ADSL & website accounts :-)

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  31. Re:Spam Works by rark · · Score: 2

    One ISP I worked for used to know we were being used to send spam because our mail server would die.

    Generally there's two ways the administrator of a mail server would know someone is sending spam through the mail server -- the first is that they note the amount of mail being sent through the server. This could be considered 'monitoring your email' but it's highly unlikely that anyone would look unless you were sending a *very* high volume of email (if you're sending less than 100 messages at a time, don't even worry). The second would be for someone to email the admin and telling them that they got spam through that server.

    Either way, there's no legal barrier that I know of keeping your ISP from reading your email, unless there's something within your agreement with them (then you have a contract). That said, it's highly unlikely the sysadmins are that bored.

    If you're really worried about it, find an ISP that's willing to promise that they'll never read your email, or use GPG


    rark!

  32. Re:Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by sharkey · · Score: 2
    You forgot:

    Pheremone Cologne, and the Dates I Got

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  33. Re:man procmailsc by ivan256 · · Score: 2

    Bet you wish you got to it first! Nothin' like karma whoring...

    BTW, you should check out the new additions...

  34. man procmailsc by ivan256 · · Score: 3

    This is all you need to know. My config is actually kind of amusing. I've picked up various rules from various people along the way, so most of it isn't mine originally. Here's what I use minus some personal information:

    The lameness filter got me... Get this here.

  35. Suggested addition by dillon_rinker · · Score: 5

    Regaining your honor after you have spammed
    1. Obtain a sword
    2. Slit your belly horizontally and vertically
    3. Lean forward, spilling your intestines to the ground
    4. Hand the sword to a close associate who will lop off your head

    Close adherence to this procedure will permit you to regain the honor you have lost in spamming.

    Webcasting the proceeding is preferred but not required.

    1. Re:Suggested addition by FatOldGoth · · Score: 1

      I think just to be safe you should add:

      5. Repeat


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    2. Re:Suggested addition by pornstar-spork · · Score: 1

      yesterday I was invited to hear about a great 'business oppitunity' on the web. Frankly I was amazed how little the guy presenting used the words 'spam' and 'pyramid scheme'. The amount of times the audience used the terms 'fucking' and 'idiot' came as no suprise however. bring back capital punishment, legalise drugs and hang spammers by their respective sexual organs i say...

  36. Re:MAKE KARMA FAST!!!! by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

    Remove the bottem name on the list, and add mine to the top...

    I'll show them:

    Neon Spiral Injector
    Neon Spiral Injector
    Neon Spiral Injector
    Neon Spiral Injector

    Now I'll make karma 5 times faster.

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  37. Help Fight Spam by AT · · Score: 2

    Help fight spam by reporting the spammers to their service providers. Most free email and web-hosting companies have terms of use argreements that forbid their use in spam, and WILL terminate the accounts of offenders. And most ISPs will take action against open relays and cancel accounts used for spamming.

    The easiest way is to use SpamCop, which will automatically mail abuse reports to service providers and submit open relay information to ORBS.

    It only takes a minute or two, and the more people who participate, the greater the inconvenience for the spammers.

    1. Re:Help Fight Spam by IIH · · Score: 2
      Help fight spam by reporting the spammers to their service providers.

      I would also recommend reporting it to the ISP whose domain name was used in the return address. The reason for this is that even though the "mail from" address is the quickest way to reject email, the problem is that in 99% of the cases it's forged. If the return address was valid, filtering would be a lot easier.

      So, it would be nice to impress on ISP's that someone using their domain name in the return address is a bad thing One way is to point out that you filter at the SMTP level, and lots of spams are coming with their domain as the return address. Say that while you understand the spam is not coming through their servers, it is using their address, so you will be blocking all email from their domain with a suitable message unless they take action against the users forging their address.

      For an example message you could bounce email with a "your ISP's name is used as a return address for a high number of messages, so all messages from them are being rejected. If you wish to email this site, please use a different ISP". If many people started doing this, would not ISP's take domain forging a lot more seriously and make forging domains as unacceptable as spamming itself. Also, you'd have an ISP complaing against another ISP, which I'd hope have a lot more force than plain users.
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    2. Re:Help Fight Spam by certsoft · · Score: 1

      Have you noticed that more and more SpamCop ends up sending email to "xxxxxxxxx@devnull.spamcop.net" or something like that? Seems to me this means that the ISP just doesn't care and won't take any action. If the ISP doesn't care it means the spammer has won.

  38. If Spam works... by Sebbo · · Score: 2

    Why is three quarters of the spam I get ads for spamming services? That seems to suggest that the services aren't getting a whole lot of repeat business.

  39. Re:Spammers doing themselves in by powerlord · · Score: 2

    Hmmm point taken.

    Of course I didn't state how much a license would cost, and perhaps non-profit orginizations, or private individuals/private groups could be granted cheap/free licenses. I'm just trying to see if there is any way to stop/find/kill the people responsible for most of the SPAM ('course I feel the offers for credit cards that keep piling up in my mailbox).

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  40. Spammers doing themselves in by powerlord · · Score: 3

    hehehe funny. I know I'ts gotten to the point that I'll get the same piece of SPAM 2-3 times within a few days. You'd think the companies sending this drek out would try NOT to do this. All it does is innure us to it, and make it easier to spot the SPAM even before (or very soon after) you open the e-mail.

    Purhaps the best thing would be for it to be illegal to send bulk e-mail in the U.S. without a license (or without registering a Postal Address to go with that e-mail). Then, just maintain a list (updated once a month or whenever), of valid licenses that can be included as part of the SMTP Headers. If the header isn't there, and its a bulk e-mail, make it a Mail Fraud crime. Invalid License #, Mail Fraud. Faked License #, Mail Fraud. That way the Government can 1) charge people for bulk commercial e-mail (the licensing fee), which will automatically help cut back on e-mails. 2) impose fines, which will also help cut back on e-mail.

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    1. Re:Spammers doing themselves in by ddstreet · · Score: 2

      Purhaps the best thing would be for it to be illegal to send bulk e-mail in the U.S. without a license

      Boy, that sure would suck for opt-in mailing lists like linux-kernel.

    2. Re:Spammers doing themselves in by haruharaharu · · Score: 1
      • Which government?
      • How do you tell if it's bulk?
      • What if they're Nigerians?
      • How do you impose a fine or jail time on somebody you can't find?
      Of course the real solution is to make Spamming a social stigma, like horrible body odor.
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    3. Re:Spammers doing themselves in by Gambit253 · · Score: 1

      Generally all I have to do is look at the sender. If I don't know who it is, I can safely assume that I can delete the email then and there. None of this opening the email stuff. The subjects also tend to give spam away.

  41. Re:Waste of time by odaiwai · · Score: 1

    From what I can gather, a lot of spammers see themselves as Great American Capitalists excercising their right to Make Money by any means possible and being persecuted by the unwashed hordes of leftist, pinko, communist sysadmins who are set against 'Frea Speach' and the American Way.
    See http://belps.freewebsites.com/index2.htm

    dave

  42. lots of alternative links... by Voxol · · Score: 1

    ...here's another:
    http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc3098.html

  43. Re:Ever talked to a spammer? by zmooc · · Score: 1
    (I was there too - I was the one that located him) - The best fun of this all was that he had a world-readable file in his homedirectory in which I found his PIN-code (password for cash-machines) and the name and address of his girlfriend. A simple search on google took me to a page where I found not only his home-address, work-address, accompanying phone numbers but also his picture. Knowing that and the terminal he was logged in from was enough to locate him IRL walking somewhere on the street.

    PS. This is comment #303

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  44. Don't blame me! by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2

    Reply to spam? Are you crazy? I don't even read it.

    My spam detector is so honed that when going thru my morning e-mail it only takes a couple of seconds to delete my daily dose of spam. I don't even think about it - it's like driving to work when you start daydreaming and realize you drove 5 miles without even being aware of it. auto-spam-delete engaged.

  45. Maybe we're hitting on the wrong people? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 4

    Maybe we're hitting on the wrong people? Maybe, instead of trying to get rid of spammers, we should get rid of people who reply to spam?
    -russ

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    1. Re:Maybe we're hitting on the wrong people? by Pendant · · Score: 2

      It's worse than that.

      1. get spam
      2. if (feeling like doing something about spam) goto 6
      3. delete spam
      4. w*rk, eat, sleep, live
      5. goto 1
      6. send abuse report to excite.com
      7. get autoresponse from ISP, containing link to wwwDOTspamroundtableDOTcom, billed as an anti-spam site
      8. follow link, end up on porn website :(
      9. goto 1

      Don't believe me? Try sending a spam abuse report to abuse@excite.com. Unless Excite has read the email I sent them yesterday telling them that their autoresponder behaves in this way, and has amended it, you'll weep, just as I did.

      Quis custodiet ipsos custodes: Who will guard the guardians?

    2. Re:Maybe we're hitting on the wrong people? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1
      Maybe, instead of trying to get rid of spammers, we should get rid of people who reply to spam

      By Jove, I think you're on to something! Could ISPs trap spam and, rather than discard it, capture the "Reply to:" field and block all email going to that address?

      Or perhaps DDOS that address? ;-)

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    3. Re:Maybe we're hitting on the wrong people? by Spamalamadingdong · · Score: 1

      Consider for a moment the relative sizes of the two jobs....
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  46. It's funny. Laugh. by Stavr0 · · Score: 3
    Am I the only one who noticed ... ?

    RFC 3098 Advertising Responsibly April 2001

    AFJ!
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  47. Re:Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by gorilla · · Score: 2

    We should use the Spam logo we're using now. Hornel does not control our use of icons, regardless of what they'd like to do.

  48. Re:Mod this up and WIN A MILLION! by e-gold · · Score: 1

    At the risk of being modded down into oblivion, I'll say a couple of things here.

    First, I've already mentioned this idea, as I think mod points are an ideal thing for owners of slashcode sites (if not Slashdot) to sell. Selling banner ads has not been the road to profitability for sites like Yahoo, and it's unlikely to work for /. either (I'm sure not buyin' one at today's rates!). Yes, I'm self-interested here, and a venal greedy-capitalist, etc. so mod me down if you like.

    Second, there is a way with --or two -- using e-gold to do paid-email with pushed payments using a superior (and fun to play with!) currency. My usual offer to /. readers still stands, if you want a little of the filthy yellow metal to play with, contact me. Hopefully my email will finally start working again (has nothing to do with this message, my ISP is experiencing problems due to the Earthlink-borg taking them over clumsily). Thanks for listening.
    JMR

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  49. Re:Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by HerrNewton · · Score: 1

    And I as I sit in Grand Forks, ND, thinking "Pickle loaf? Nah....just leave 'em in the room with some rancid lutefisk" (yes, that last bit is redundant.)

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  50. Re:Eudora - Adware, Freeware, or Payware by HerrNewton · · Score: 2

    Actually if he's using the MacOS, the ueber-filtering program is Barebones Mailsmith

    http://www.barebones.com/products/mailsmith/

    Object oriented and grep based filters. It's neat.

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  51. Re:Whiny and arrogant by west · · Score: 1



    This condition has caused an awakening on the part of the Internet community-at-large.

    The thing is littered with phrases like this. Repeat after me: YOU ARE NOT THE COMMUNITY. You do not represent me. Presuming to speak for other people is height of self-righteousness. It reminds me of ESR's entry in the Jargon File saying that the usage of "hacker" as someone who breaks into computers is "deprecated". ESR does not have the right deprecate anything for anyone else, and neither do any of you.

    If they want this to be half-way effective, then they need to stick to the facts and not whine about how it makes the "culture" mad. If spam creates more ill-will than profit, then back it up with facts.


    Oh come on. A society where no-one is allowed to speak for others is going to be one where you can't even decide where the group is going for lunch :-). Generalizations, when not mistaken for absolute consensus, are a necessary time saver.

    I think that for about 99% of the readers, what the community is, and its generally (not absolutely) held opinion about spam is pretty obvious. Its a waste of time trying to cleanse the document of self-evident generalizations that can more productively be used elsewhere.

    The only people it's going to annoy are those AR types who can't stand any generalizations. (Geez, I think I'll compain about dictionaries that designate expressions that I commonly use as "archaic"! :-))

  52. Re:Do you have an 'S' on your shirt? by EduardoLeonidas · · Score: 1

    That is exactly the right thing to do.
    I just started working for a company that does telemarketing. While I am not in a department that engages in any selling, some of their training class was combined with mine. All people who are involved in selling on the phone are required to use at least 2 rebuttals from a list that we have on the computers. Thses are stock answers to comments like "i don't need that' or 'i don't like to buy things over the phone'. There are only 2 exceptions: you are not required (note, it is not a question of being allowed. It is a question of being REQUIRED) to push yuor sale if a) the client is retired or b) they ask to be put on the do not call list. So by all means reply to all telemarketers with 'do not call me again'. You are saving both you and the hapless wage slave on the line time.

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  53. Who? by Hershmire · · Score: 1

    As long as people respond to unsolicited spam, it'll keep coming.

    Exactly who is responding to SPAM? I don't know anyone who has ever bought anything from a spammer. Obviously someone is, but who? And where can I get their address? I've got a bridge to sell....

    Incidently, I posted this to "Ask /." a month back. Don't recall it ever being posted.

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  54. Re:Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by prizog · · Score: 1

    Well, do you believe it's a valid use of their trademark? Somehow, I doubt it, from your e2 postings. If you care, e-mail Rob. The rest of us have heard it before - you post this every time the icon is used.

  55. Re:Whiny and arrogant by Steve+B · · Score: 1
    Never did I say that spam wasn't a problem.

    Let's look back at the post that started this thread:

    And saying that e-mail has all these hidden costs is just stupid.
    Saying that it is "stupid" to assert that there is a problem is essentially equivalent to denying that the problem exists.

    If the costs are significant for the recipient, then see above about proving that they are creating ill-will.

    Once it is stipulated that spammers shift significant costs onto the recipients of their effluent, to demand "proof" of "ill-will" is absurd. Of course someone who sticks other people with your bills generates ill will -- if you don't believe it, just slip out of a group lunch without paying your share and note the reactions of your companions the next time you see them.
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  56. Re:Whiny and arrogant by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    Read what I wrote.

    What you wrote is:

    Reality Master 101 (RealityMaster101{at}hotmail{dot}com)
    Would you like me to post it un-munged, as a demonstration of your sincerity?
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  57. Re:spammers feel persecuted. by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    Any ideas where area codes 360 and 775 are? I'd recommend against calling either one of these without figuring that out.

    That (and spammers who post 800/888 numbers) are what pay phones are for....
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  58. Non Sequitur by Steve+B · · Score: 5
    And the most evil of spammers won't care because (here's the shocker) Spam Works. As long as people respond to unsolicited spam, it'll keep coming.

    Correction: As long as someone believes that spam works, there will be spammers to take their money. It does not need to actually work any more than the Brooklyn Bridge needs to actually be for sale.
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  59. Tips on Spam by NullGrey · · Score: 2

    Here's a couple of tips on SPAM:

    If you own your own domain, chances are you're getting hammered with SPAM. Fill out the <A HREF="http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/legal/ privacy-policy.html">Network Solutions Privacy Policy Page</A>. I did it, and it cut my SPAM in half.

    Also, use your favorite mail client, and automatically move the emails where you are not in the To: Cc: or Bcc: lines to a different folder (if you look at your spam, you will notice that you are not on these lines most of the time). You'll probably want to change this filter to exclude any mailing lists you're on.

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  60. Re:Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by darkonc · · Score: 1
    The image on a can of spam is probably copyright as well as trademarked. It would be easy enough to come up with a stylized 'spam' image that doesn't breach copyright/trademark.

    If, on the other hand, you could convince them that having that image there is actually good advertising (reminding those people who like spam that it's time to eat it, and making people who have never tried it curious), they may not mind that much.

    This is actually quite different than the trademark problems that Scott Oaper (kleenex), Xerox (copiers) et. al. have had to deal with where their trademark has become a generic name in it's original field. Given that Hormel (hopefully!) doesn't distribute spam or spam software, the use of the spam name isn't a trademark legal problem -- only an image peoblem. (Do they like their name being associated with one of the scourges of the net?) Although I doubt that they can control the use of the spam name for email, I'd guess that they probably have the right to control the use of the logo that they produced.

    If somebody could contribute an image of canned meat splayed on a plate, I think we could come up with our own Slashdot-sourced "spam" logo that doesn't have copyright problems associated with it.
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  61. Re:Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by darkonc · · Score: 1
    • an Anonymous Coward mentioned
    • Great Jewish Athletes
    • Linux Users Who Have Had Sex Without Paying for It
    Confusing the two and remembering that William Shatner (Kirk) was Jewish...
    He had sex from lots of women -- but they were allmost all illegall aliens.. (probably just wanted their 'green' cards)
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  62. Re:What is all your guy's problem? by Monte · · Score: 1

    Stop whining folks, learn how to use the delete key.

    E-mail address noted. I'll start sending all my filtered spam to you from now on, since banging the delete key all day doesn't seem to bother you as much as me.

    Thanks for the offer! You're a pal! Wish there were more like you!

    ...on mars....

  63. Re:Mod this up and WIN A MILLION! by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    Or how about:

    Unbeatable MLM Scheme

    Mod this post up. Put your name on a list and forward it to 10 people, with the instructions that they should mod a post of yours up, and put their names at the bottom of the list. Keep only the last 5 names in the list. Sure way to tons of free karma!!

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  64. Here's an insta-mirror by omarius · · Score: 3
    http://www.omar.org/rfc3098.txt

    Slashdot me! DO IT!!! ;)

    -Omar

  65. Re:Why they keep coming by vectro · · Score: 2
    From RFC3098:
    There are stereotypes that must be broken before continuing. Not all persons who are new to the Internet are ignorant of the 'Net's history and evolution, or its proper and ethical uses. Nor are all experienced, long-term Netizens against the use of the Internet for advertising, marketing, or other business purposes. Where these two groups can find commonality is in their opposition to the use of the Internet in irresponsible ways. Some of these irresponsible uses include, but are not limited to, the sending of Unsolicited Bulk or Commercial E-Mail to mailing lists, individuals, or netnews groups. In the vernacular, this activity is called "spamming" (the sending of "spam" [1]). To understand why such activities are irresponsible, one must first understand the true cost and ramifications of such actions.
  66. Ever talked to a spammer? by NetJunkie · · Score: 3

    I sometimes get spammed on ICQ, so one day I started quizing a spammer since I was bored. They don't get it. They just don't understand what they are doing. I tried for an hour to explain the costs involved and they don't care. They think bandwidth and mail storage is free and theirs for the taking.

    I pushed to get some kind of answer on the percentage of people that respond to them...they wouldn't say. I assume very close to zero.

    The funniest thing was the guy I was messing with didn't think spamming on ICQ was actually spam. He sent one of those fake "Hey, help me out with my homepage. It's at www.makemoneynow.com (or something) messages. No, that isn't spam. :)

    (Note: I know the link I mention in my sig asks for email addresses. Use a fake one, they don't check and she'd appreciate the votes.)

    1. Re:Ever talked to a spammer? by _Ash_ · · Score: 1

      Actually, yesterday, me and my friends got spammed by someone. One of my friends located the terminal he was spamming from and it turned out he attends the same university as we do. Within 10 minutes 12 people (including myself) tracked him down and followed him with a video camera for about 20 minutes. You could see he was very nervous and when he finally walked home, we called him (we found his home phone number as well) and asked why he was spamming us. He then apologized, came outside and offered to show us some security flaws the university's databases through which he got all our email addresses. I know for sure he will not spam his entire life again ;).

  67. Re:Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by snubber1 · · Score: 1

    Do you work for hormel? Because every time this topic comes up you post that exact same message.

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  68. Double-Opt-In? by Asgard · · Score: 1

    The verification message requires the user to perform a step to get off the list once added. Isn't this a bad idea, since a company could say that someone added person Q to their list through the website? It seems there was a /. articule about double-opt-in being the better route. Maybe the RFC should be changed to reflect that.

  69. whats the big deal? by joq · · Score: 1

    Sorry not to troll here, but everyone receives spam. Yes its annoying, no it won't be stopped no matter what many think since laws here, won't apply elsewhere, and vice versa.

    When I receive spam takes me about 5 muscles to hit the down arrow, then hit the d key to delete it in mutt. Not a big deal at all. One of the things I do it firewall repetitive hosts that the message traversed through via ipf and its very simple to create a script to just block it via ipf as well or any other firewall your using.

    Sorry I know it sounds trollish to post this but the fact remains, spam will always be around on the net simply because you cannot regulate the entire world with a "one rule fits all" scheme.

  70. Re:uh... by joq · · Score: 1

    Thats what filtering is for. Use a firewall to block it all its still not a big deal. People overhype everything and its mother. See the "reality check time" post for what I think is insightful information on what should be done.

    It isn't a big deal since any skilled network administrator should have enough of a clue when it comes to blocking spammers. I would hope at least

  71. nifty shell scrip(ting) by joq · · Score: 2

    # !/bin/sh
    # Assholes v.1

    echo enter assholes name
    read asshole
    asshole=$ashole

    nslookup $assholes | grep Address | awk '{print $2}' | grep -v YOUR-NAME-SERVER-GOES-HERE > /tmp/morons
    for i in `cat /tmp/morons` ; do echo ipf block in on all from $i/24 to any port = 25 >> /etc/ipf.rules ; done
    rm /tmp/morons

    Or... you could just...

    echo ipf block in on all from $assholes/24 to any port = 25 >> /etc/ipf.rules

    I've blocked tons of unwanted shit with little scripts like this... I never understood whats so damn bad about just creating something similar... Besides most of the spam I receive is from completely worthless mail servers that I barely know anyone at. If they need to reach me I'm sure they'll find a way...

  72. reality check time by joq · · Score: 2

    Joe Average User lets his ISP deal with the spam issue -- filtering, etc. -- and the costs of such services are passed along to him.

    So what makes you think ISP's would want spam eliminated if this were the case. Rather they'd look forward to making more money at any cost (remember their a business not your friends) Its the ISP's faults from the get go, since they should be responsible to set up their networks free from the ability of having users send spam via way of "spoofing" or other methods
    used by spammers. Set up their networks correctly with the proper outgoing and incoming filters.


    If spam was effectively eliminated, either through a technological or legislative solution, these costs would disappear, and either ISPs could pass along the savings to the customer.


    Uh... Think about what your saying here. Create a "one rule fits all" situation which would create more chaos then it would help. Why should the US follow laws created in West Bubblefuck and vice versa? Then what? I think you should look into a cybercrime bill the EU is trying to pass which is right along the lines of this... Meaning officials down with the cybercrime law would be able to serve a warrant in their country and have another country honor that warrant. Don't you see the possible abuse of ideas such as yours?


    1. Re:reality check time by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

      In a competetive market, the lower price usually wins. If ISP A can afford to lower its price -- say, from $20/month to $18 -- by eliminating the bandwidth cost of spam, and ISP B does not and has to keep charging $20, who do you think will get more subscribers? I realize that ISPs would generally not lower prices, but they would be less inclined to raise prices (say, if their competition had raised them, or just because of inflation) if they could afford it. Even if an ISP chooses not to change prices, they're saving money. ISPs with more profits and spammers with less sounds like a good situation to me.

      I agree with you that a technological solution would be preferable, and makes more sense, but I'm not opposed to a USA-only anti-spam bill. At least it would be illegal to send spam from the USA. Things get a little fuzzy when you talk about international law. I'm no expert and tend to agree with you that this is a bad thing.

  73. Re:Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by sconeu · · Score: 3

    Actually, it was Yom Kippur.

    Also, don't forget Hank Greenberg.

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  74. Re:removing yourself actually works.. by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    When reporting a spam, don't just report it to abuse@[isp] and postmaster@[isp] - if the spam contains a valid link (e.g. www.spammingforjesus.com), then find out who is the DNS host for that domain and notify them, too. Getting Internet connectivity is easy, getting a domain name is (somewhat) harder. Kill the domain and really put a twist in his jockeys...

  75. Re:"Just delete it" argument flawed by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

    Good point. But if ISPs could eliminate the cost of having to deal with spam, there'd be more profit in it for them, and less for spammers. Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

  76. "Just delete it" argument flawed by paranoid.android · · Score: 3

    When I receive spam takes me about 5 muscles to hit the down arrow, then hit the d key to delete it in mutt. Not a big deal at all.

    We hear this argument all the time. "Just delete it, it's no big deal."

    One of the things I do it firewall repetitive hosts that the message traversed through via ipf and its very simple to create a script to just block it via ipf as well or any other firewall your using.

    Not everyone has these kinds of options, or the time and knowledge to set this sort of thing up. Joe Average User lets his ISP deal with the spam issue -- filtering, etc. -- and the costs of such services are passed along to him. If spam was effectively eliminated, either through a technological or legislative solution, these costs would disappear, and either ISPs could pass along the savings to the customer.

    The fact of the matter is, whether or not you're receiving spam, you're probably paying for it indirectly, somehow.

    1. Re:"Just delete it" argument flawed by Sodium+Attack · · Score: 2
      We hear this argument all the time. "Just delete it, it's no big deal."

      I do.

      It just so happens that my delete key is connected to the spammer's ISP account.

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    2. Re:"Just delete it" argument flawed by NineNine · · Score: 2

      "Costs"? Last I checked, my ISP is charging me $15/month for unlimited access. I sincerely doubt that ISP's could get much cheaper than they are now. Besides, which do you think costs more... the bandwidth for a few thousands spams, or the bandwidth for one guy who keeps streaming radio going on his box? Hmm....

  77. Re:Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by rkent · · Score: 3
    OMFG... A company with a reasonable trademark policy! I'm eating nothing but Hormel from now on in order to display my gratitude.

    In related news, can anyone give me a ride to the hospital when I get scurvy?

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  78. Arr Eff What? by glindsey · · Score: 1

    RFC? Whazzat? Some kinda chemical additive?

    I highly doubt that the average spammer has any more knowledge of what RFCs are than a fish knows what wings are. From what I can tell, the majority of these people obtain bulk e-mailing software, an ISP willing to ignore spam complaints against them and/or a misconfigured open relay, and enough greed to make Ted Turner blush, and set their ill-concieved plans into action.

    Now, an RFC proposing a protocol to electrocute spammers over a TCP/IP link -- there's a Request I wouldn't mind Commenting on.

  79. Get ISPs to outlaw RESPONDING to spam by fanatic · · Score: 2

    Since the problem is that "spam works", get ISPs to outlaw responding to spam, via the ISPs' AUPs. Then send some spam and forward the email address of any moron who replies to their own ISP.

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  80. Simple way to combat spam for good.... by edwazere · · Score: 1

    Make buying anything from an unsolicited email illegal.

    We've tried making sending the stuff illegal - that didn't work at all.
    This way there is no way that spam could work.

    If major newspapers and television news showed stories on how the bill was passed making buying anything from spam illegal, then even someone elses AOL using grandmother would know that they shouldn't respond.

    That way the 1% who respond becomes 0% and eventually the fscking spammers die of starvation.

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  81. Eliminating spam from YOUR mailbox is feasible by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    A suitably hostile approach can eliminate spam from your mailbox completely. You can either maintain a white list and only allow peopple on the white list to mail you. You need an automated way to get on the whitelist and a fairly obnoxious EULA stating that the person mailing you will not send commercial messages to your address.

    Another method would be to require all E-Mail sent to you to be encrypted with your personal and obnoxiously long PGP (GPG) key. Again, a good EULA on your key will allow you to extract that 4 pounds of flesh from any spammer who's going to take the time still try to E-Mail you. Not that any of them will.

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    1. Re:Eliminating spam from YOUR mailbox is feasible by nicwolff · · Score: 1

      Here's my page about doing this easily with procmail, including my simple .procmailrc. Life without spam is good...

    2. Re:Eliminating spam from YOUR mailbox is feasible by Tech187 · · Score: 2

      I use Eudora for all my personal email at home. I've simply set up a 'Friends and Family' mailbox, as well as mailboxes for the various interests (i.e. NetBSD-Sparc list, Comp.Risks list, Federalist list, eBay correspondence, etc.). I set up filters so that everything gets sorted into the proper mailboxes upon recipt. That way the only thing that lands in the default 'In' box is material for which I haven't set up a filter yet, and Spam.

  82. Re:stupid spammers by neafevoc · · Score: 1
    Thanks for the URL's. Though, I have a feeling that this won't be the last time he'll fall for scams :(

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  83. Re:stupid spammers by neafevoc · · Score: 2

    That's sad. And you know what's worst, those Nigerian scammers are still scamming people... and I'm caught in the middle!

    I'm an admin* for my father's business*, and he's one of those suckers for SPAM and scams. It's really sad. I believe he already lost tens of thousands of dollars due to scams... and the insane part is that he doesn't learn!

    And the latest scheme, those Nigerians*. This is the vague story I received so far.

    The Nigerians front a shop to scam suckers like my dad. Supposedly they needed to export some large sums of money to the US. They needed someone from the US to hold it. To earn that person's trust, that person gives back money, gifts, and whatever back to the Nigerian company. The co. calls the sucker... err.. victim up and sends him a check... in this case it was $150k to hold.

    Umm... $150k in an account seems pretty suspicious right? Well, it was a business account, and the check was flagged for fraud. So there's investigations at my place... and I'm trying to dump my hardware. (Only because I hear horror stories that they take your hardware and it's a bitch to get back.)Which is the reason why my website is down :(

    Anyway, back on track. My dad is (my theory) the fall guy for that Nigerian co. and now they're laughing because they have his money. But the funny thing is that I hear that co. is still trying to find a way to export the money. (I don't get it... I really don't get it.)

    Now that's really off topic. Watching my dad trying to make a million over night over and over again... makes me realize I'm in the wrong business. I should be conning those suckers ;)

    *business = who knows what it really is
    *admin = milk the bandwidth because there really isn't anything to do
    *Nigerians = not the country in general, just the scammers who are doing the scamming in Nigeria... I'd use an actual co. name, but I don't know one. Sorry to sound stereotypical.


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  84. Re:spammers feel persecuted. by radish · · Score: 1


    What about those free email->fax gateways? Just spam them right back ;-)

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  85. Re:removing yourself actually works.. by Sc00ter · · Score: 1

    And it sent your email to 1000 other spammers as a known good email address..
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  86. What if... by Tetsujin · · Score: 2

    What if -everyone- who received unsolicited spam replied to it? Then the spammers would be spending too much time weeding out all the "Sorry, I'm not interested, and by the way I forged my reply address" posts to find those poor slobs who -are- interested in the Herbal-V and toner cartridges.

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  87. stupid spammers by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 3
    I got spam from these guys on sunday.

    PA JIMOH ESQ.
    JIMOH & ASSOCIATES
    BOOK SHOP BUILDING, 11TH FLOOR
    23 BROAD STREET,
    LAGOS - NIGERIA
    FAX: 234 1 7596610

    And then the next day from these guys

    KHALID ABDULLAH ESQ.
    ABDULLAH & ASSOCIATES
    BOOK SHOP BUILDING, 11TH FLOOR
    23 BROAD STREET,
    LAGOS - NIGERIA

    Two lawfirms, one address! And of course it's the same friggin Nigerian Bank scam thing.
    You'd think that for all their money they could at least get two different addresses! The worst part? It's in ALL CAPS!

    1. Re:stupid spammers by shario · · Score: 2
      US Treasury page on that scam for you to print for your (evidently hard-headed) dad:

      PUBLIC AWARENESS ADVISORY REGARDING "4-1-9" OR "ADVANCE FEE FRAUD" SCHEMES

      And a news article: ABC News: Too Good To Be True

    2. Re:stupid spammers by electricmonk · · Score: 2
      Holy shit, I got that too! However, the strange part about it was that it was that the "From:" field contained "jellicle@inch.com". It came from some yahoo address, and after a check of the headers, it said nothing about michael's address. Just the FROM: field. Weird, huh?


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    3. Re:stupid spammers by MacGabhain · · Score: 1

      This is a fun one. Unless you get killed or have your life's savings taken away. The FBI has an ongoing investigation of these scams, as they are quite dangerous, and the Secret Service keeps information on all reports of the scam. People have been fleeced, kidnapped and killed in this one. If you run into it, drop a line to the FBI and the Secret Service and help their tracking.

    4. Re:stupid spammers by MicroSith · · Score: 1

      Ah, the classic "Nigerian Bank Scam"! That's the oldest trick in the book!

  88. Re:Why not filter? by codepage · · Score: 1

    PINE

  89. Slashdoted by aralin · · Score: 3
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  90. Re:Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by smyle · · Score: 1
    I was browsing through a bookstore in a mall one day (Waldenbooks, B. Dalton, or some sort), and there was a nice smallish book, probably a couple hundred pages, about the size of a one-photo-per-page photo album. It was labeled "The Wit and Wisdom of Vice-President Dan Quayle".

    All the pages were blank.

    I almost bought it for the coffee table.
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  91. spammers feel persecuted. by The_Messenger · · Score: 3
    I got a really evil SPAM a few days ago, one that really pissed me off. The guy was selling lists of email addresses, ironically enough, and he was boasting of how his email addresses are filtered for SPAM-proofed addresses, et cetera. Here's the part that pissed me off:
    4. Next we used an exclusive database of anti-internet advertising extremists to clean our lists of every hacker/terrorist we could identify.
    Wtf? People who don't like unsolicited email advertisements are "anti-internet advertising extremists?" If any of you "hackers/terrorists" are reading this, here's the contact information for the trash who sent this... the FAX number is 1-360-242-9913 "or if busy" 1-775-703-2099. I can forward the email to anyone else who wishes to read this bullshit.

    Even better, at the bottom of the email, it says this:

    REMOVE requests are AUTOMATICALLY processed and implemented within 10 business days. To be removed from this mailing list, click the link below:

    mailto:cmoire@arabia.com?subject=remove

    (Insure the word "remove" is in the Subject line or your request cannot be automatically processed):

    Ha! Who's going to send email to someone who selles email addresses to spammers? ;-D

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    1. Re:spammers feel persecuted. by jhaberman · · Score: 2

      That is hillarious! I got that exact same email, only the "remove" email link was going to a Yahoo address. I find it interesting these people send these spams out from multiple addresses at a time, hoping to get around filtering schemes and the like. I know more than once, I will get multiple copies of the exact same piece of spam, except with a different "sender" address.

      *sigh*

      I still say we need to find a way to DDoS the phone numbers that are included with most of these spams. Espically if its an 800 number, since those are usually billed on a per call basis. Just a thought.

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    2. Re:spammers feel persecuted. by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      Any ideas where area codes 360 and 775 are?
      I'd recommend against calling either one of these without figuring that out.

      Ever hear the horror stories of the people who call some number in East Craplakistan and it's like $1000 a minute?

      The phone company doesnt let you off the hook for that either- you're stuck with it.

      So, be careful.

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  92. Re:Spam Works by The_Messenger · · Score: 5
    Dude, the instructions got delivered to me by mistake! Send me $25 to cover the shipping charges and I'll foward them along...

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  93. Re:Do you have an 'S' on your shirt? by ebh · · Score: 2
    My standard answer to unsolicited telephone sales reps is "I never do business over the phone."

    I used to say that, too, until some wiseacre telemarketer said, "You mean you don't call the gas company, cable company, police?" I then switched to saying, "I never do business with telemarketers." You'd be amazed at the lengths these jerks will go to trying to convince me they're not really telemarketers.

    These days, as soon as my telemarketer detector goes off, I interrupt them with "Please put me on your 'do not call' list." The consistent politeness with which they say, "Right away, sir," tells me that the poor phone droids don't get penalized for this the way they do for a lost sale. And only once have I gotten a repeat call after using those magic words.

    ObTopic: Does anyone know of an email client whose filtering mechanism allows me to compare fields, e.g., "if ${From:} == ${To:}..."?

  94. (OT)Working for Hormel by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Do you work for hormel?

    I am not employed by Hormel Foods. I just don't want Slashdot to get sued when Hormel has to defend its trademark. (Trademarks are the only GGMs that absolutely must be enforced.)

    Because every time this topic comes up you post that exact same message.

    1. Because it's interesting and informative, and Slashdot rewards interesting and informative comments.
    2. Because, as I mentioned above, I don't want Slashdot to get sued and have another incident like the CoS incident.
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  95. Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by yerricde · · Score: 2

    According to Hormel Foods' SPAM Trademark Policy, "We do not object to use of this slang term to describe UCE, although we do object to the use of our product image in association with that term." Hormel just doesn't want SPAM Luncheon Meat to be confused with UCE.

    So what icon should we use? I'd suggest an overflowing mailbox.

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    1. Re:Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by chinton · · Score: 1
      Pinhead!

      If Hormel does not control the use of their LEGALLY TRADEMARKED image, who does?

      "Fair use" does not translate to "I can do whatever the fuck I want, kiss my ass if you think otherwise!".

    2. Re:Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      No but for some reason he does get karma every time he posts thsi :)

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    3. Re:Please lose the icon before you get in trouble by Hilary+Rosen · · Score: 3

      Trouble might be putting it too strongly. Hormel don't seem overly vicious in enforcing this policy. However, they've asked politely, and I don't think it would hurt anyone to change the icon.

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  96. MAKE KARMA FAST!!!! by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 1

    Simple, ask 5 of your friends to mod this post up,
    then reply to it, asking the same thing.

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  97. Re:Well, how about not using email? by stilwebm · · Score: 3

    It seems like the best approach is really to find another means of advertising where users can't immediately delete the message upon seeing the subject header, and before seeing the actual content.

    What about TV? It is usually a dead giveaway when the show your are watching has yielded to a commercial. What stops the user from seeing it is no longer the show, and getting up an using the bathroom? Changing the channel? Not only has the viewer missed your PAID advertisement, but the viewer can never retrieve it (unless he/she has a Tivo and is really bored). With SPAM, sure you can delete it but if you skip over it, at least the recipient can view it at a later time (why, I don't know, but they can).

    The difference is that with spam, you get a free introductory account to an ISP, buy an inexpensive list or inexpensive address spider, and then send out as many emails as you can before the ISP cuts you off. Other advertising methods cost thousands of dollars to produce and thousands to purchase media time. That is why spam is so common - no entry cost. If you spam 50,000 people, and make $10 per response, a small 0.1% response rate still nets you $500. If you bought the list for $20, that is a good rate of return.

  98. Re:What is all your guy's problem? by sik+puppy · · Score: 1

    "You get tons of junk mail via the postal service, we dont see laws being passed about that do we? "

    Yes there are - you can contact the direct marketing association and be put on a remove list. Do this and contact the 3 credit bureaus, and 99% of your home junk mail is gone. I haven't seen a credit card offer in over a year. Anyone who refuses to stop sending, fill out a form 1500 and no more mail (it becomes a crime to send any further mail)

    "Spam legistlation is absolutely BS, their is no legal basis for saying someone cant mass email their advertising to millions of people. "

    Yes there is - freedom of commercial speech does not allow the speaker to FORCE others to listen. Even deleting the offending message, which has FORCED its way to my inbox, violates this.

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  99. Re:Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by green+pizza · · Score: 2

    Persons within the state of North Dakota who would beat a spammer senseless with 10 Lbs of pickle loaf given the chance

    Teehee... as I sit here reading this near Minot, ND.

  100. SPAM by laserjet · · Score: 1

    I think it's sad how i am so used to spam. I don't get any at work, but in my two home email accounts I get over 100 spams a day combined. It's really no different than junkmail. It would be interesting to see a study regarding the ration of legit mail to junk mail, comparing the USPS and email. Of course, SPAM is more prevailent because of it's low cost, but it is also quicker to get rid of.

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  101. Well, how about not using email? by The+Night+Watchman · · Score: 2

    Personally, I've never been motivated to buy/use/look into something after getting an email from some random company. It seems like the best approach is really to find another means of advertising where users can't immediately delete the message upon seeing the subject header, and before seeing the actual content. Granted, these pop-up windows are just plain irritating, but it looks like that's where internet advertising is going to stay for a while.

    As far as email ads, I put those in the same category as those infomercials with the same voiceover guy who did the salad shooter, the Egg-Wave, and the microwavable bacon-fryer. The quality of the ad is far too low-quality for me to want to invest any sort of trust in whatever they may happen to be selling, in the incalculably slim chance that it's not some kind of Don Lapris pyramid scheme. But that's just me.

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  102. Re:lawyer needn't snap -- will pursue immediately by Golias · · Score: 4
    Okay, so it is legal for slashdot to use a can of Spam on their headers about junk e-mail...

    That does not mean that they must, or even should, be dicks about it.

    It is also legal for me to fart at the beginning of a long elevator ride... but a polite person will either do so before boarding, or hold it.

    To put it simply, if the law is the only thing guiding your behaviour, your are what We Doctors call and "ass hole".

    Changing the icon is easy, the use of it was not really that funny to begin with, and the good people at Hormel would appreciate the change. That seems like reason enough to me.

    "Can't we all just get along?"

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  103. Whiny and arrogant by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

    From the RFC...

    This condition has caused an awakening on the part of the Internet community-at-large.

    The thing is littered with phrases like this. Repeat after me: YOU ARE NOT THE COMMUNITY. You do not represent me. Presuming to speak for other people is height of self-righteousness. It reminds me of ESR's entry in the Jargon File saying that the usage of "hacker" as someone who breaks into computers is "deprecated". ESR does not have the right deprecate anything for anyone else, and neither do any of you.

    If they want this to be half-way effective, then they need to stick to the facts and not whine about how it makes the "culture" mad. If spam creates more ill-will than profit, then back it up with facts.

    And saying that e-mail has all these hidden costs is just stupid. The cost of sending e-mail is exactly what it costs for the Internet connection. No more and no less. If the costs are significant for the recipient, then see above about proving that they are creating ill-will.

    In short, I think that a lot of self appointed Internet cops should say "I do not like spam, and I have proof that enough others don't like it that it's not worth it for you to send it" rather than "the Internet culture hates spam, and you are violating the rights of everyone by sending it". Speak for yourself, and back up the rest with facts.


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    1. Re:Whiny and arrogant by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      If the community supports your assertion that junk email doesn't cost anybody anything, then perhaps it will become STD or BCP, hmm? And good luck.

      Read what I wrote.


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    2. Re:Whiny and arrogant by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Generalizations, when not mistaken for absolute consensus, are a necessary time saver.

      Perhaps, when "not mistaken for absolute consensus". But that's the mistake that document was making, which was presuming to speak for the "Internet culture".

      Geez, I think I'll compain about dictionaries that designate expressions that I commonly use as "archaic"!

      The difference between dictionary analysts and ESR is that analysts attempt to document the evolution of the culture, while ESR was trying to lead the culture.


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    3. Re:Whiny and arrogant by SgtAaron · · Score: 1
      You said it's stupid to say that spam has costs for the receiver! That's the whole premise of our arguments against spam, and why it's a problem for many of us.

      And to the moderator who thinks my post, the opinion within shared by the huge majority of network admins, is "underrated," go ahead and keep up the good work.

  104. Re:Wait, you mean this isn't a joke RFC? by jdunlevy · · Score: 1

    Did you read the RFC? It certainly does not "validate spamming."

  105. Spam DOES Work - But Not Always That Well by CritterNYC · · Score: 3

    I just realized this recently. I've been fighting spam for quite a while now. I've gotten quite good at getting accounts cancelled, open relays closed and whatnot. I got a spam last week that seemed like just another typical spam message... one of those "make money" type deals. Well, in researching it, it seemed like the usual free website with a form submission to a cgi script at another. (Typical tactic, to try and get people to only cancel the free site) Well, while poking around, I discovered that the cgi-bin had directory browsing on and contained two files... the script and a text file containing the name, address, email and credit card information of everyone who responded.

    I fired off complaints to geocities and earthlink as well as information on what happened to all the folks whose information was in the file. Most got back to me that they'd cancelled their credit cards, etc.

    Is there a moral? I could come up with something witty if I weren't so tired. So, just use this example when telling people why you don't respond to spammers.

  106. Working link by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 5

    As I write this, rfc-editor can't find the document. There are other copies of the RFCs out there; here is the link from Ohio State:

    http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/cgi-bin/rfc/rfc309 8. html

    http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/cgi-bin/rfc/rfc3098. html

    b&

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  107. It's like "The Producers" by CaptainCap · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of spammers get their money by convincing someone to "invest" in their spam operation. They show them their huge file of e-mail addresses and explain the immense profit that will be made by selling some low-cost product at high prices to millions of people. The sucker puts his money into this "high-tech" investment and the spammers pocket and piss it all away without even caring if anyone who is spammed buys anything.

  108. Waste of time by egjertse · · Score: 3
    Their ISP nukes their ass every time they SPAM, they still don't get it. They have their mailboxes burned to cinders with flames, they still don't get it. What difference does an RFC that will never be read by anyone not reading this slashdot article make?

    Face it - as long as there are idiots who really think that pyramid schemes work, viagra is the best thing since sliced bread, and that you can have all the pr0n in the world by sending some guy your CC#, there will be SPAM.

    Not to say we shouldn't make life hell for'em of course.

  109. Secret Service URL by MacGabhain · · Score: 2

    http://www.ustreas.gov/usss/index.htm?financial_ cr imes.htm&1

    This is the Secret Service's financial crimes page. It links to (lower in the same page) the 4-1-9 (the Nigerian Bank scam) scam page, and clicking on the advisory triangle brings you to a fuller description, contact information and an email link for reporting. The Secret Service estimates losses due to this scam in the 100s of millions annually.

  110. Ice to the Eskimos by jchristopher · · Score: 1
    Like trying to get an Eskimo to read the instructions on how to make ice.

    Look for my article "Using the Internet" for AOLers, coming soon!

  111. Re:removing yourself actually works.. by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 3
    I agree, that has a better chance of working than most people think. However, I found that the messages that make the statement at the beginning that says "This is being sent in accordance...." or other quote stating what's allowable by law for unsolicited e-mail, are the ones you can't unsubscribe from even though you are provided a means to "by law". The links simply do not work or appear to work and do nothing.

    Messages with "reply to remove" have a reply-to email address like: dflajksdfldf@whatever.com

    Just a random banging of home row keys followed by a domain name. The odds are high that those addresses DON'T EXIST

  112. USELESS!!! by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
    This is completely useless. It was written by people who understand the situation and put into an RFC where it will be read by people who understand the situation. The people who should read it, spammers and spammees, DON'T READ RFCS.

    Here is a perfect example of how useless this is:

    DO let recipients know how to remove themselves from a mailing list. Advertisers should make this as easy as possible, and place the instructions in every message sent.

    Excuse me??? As we are all painfully aware, answering spam just validates the address. We've been telling our webTV using relatives for years "Don't answer spam." Now they're saying "If people do the right think then the right think wil happen." HUH? If peple did the right thing then spammers would all DIE!!!
    1. Re:USELESS!!! by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
      How about this.

      Documented proof??? As if spam doesn't take enough of my time. I have anecdotal evidence that most of the time the address is invalid, sometimes I get removed, sometimes the remove is ignored, and other times the flood gates open.

      If you think it's a urban legend then you should have no fear of trying it yourself.

  113. My favorite SPAM by wmulvihillDxR · · Score: 1

    Post your favorite SPAM messages/stories below. Here is mine. I got a message saying that I was selected to help a poor widow out. Supposedly, her husband had died and had left a bunch of money in a foreign account. She couldn't transfer it to America without alerting the Feds and getting hit with taxes and fees. So she needed a bank account to transfer the funds into and thus avoid estate tax or something. If I helped, I would receive 20% of the $100 Million that was in the account.

    Sure! Here is my account number! Please take it and swindle me!

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  114. Re:removing yourself actually works.. by wardomon · · Score: 1

    But usually it just confirms to the bot that your email address works so that it can send more. I used to try the remove option and I have never had one go through. The mail has always been returned as undeliverable. It's easier do just hit the delete key.

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  115. Do you have an 'S' on your shirt? by Spinality · · Score: 1

    I fired off complaints to geocities and earthlink as well as information on what happened to all the folks whose information was in the file. -- CritterNYC

    You're a good man, Charlie Brown. It's like shoveling sand against the tide, but at least a few people probably got the message.

    It's incredible to me that people respond to such solicitations. (My standard answer to unsolicited telephone sales reps is "I never do business over the phone." It stops them dead.) As long as just one person responds to a spam message, the spam campaign can pay for itself.

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  116. lawyer needn't snap -- will pursue immediately by brlewis · · Score: 1

    One thing that makes trademark protection different from copyright/patent protection is that you can lose trademark protection if you don't defend it. The only reason Slashdot hasn't been contacted yet is probably that it hasn't come to the attention of Hormel's legal department. (I learned about this back when MIT was suing the former mit.com, an innocent organization that happened to share MIT's trademarked TLA.)

    1. Re:lawyer needn't snap -- will pursue immediately by SlippyToad · · Score: 1
      you can lose trademark protection if you don't defend it

      I'd say some 30-odd years after the original Viking Restaurant skit, and some 10-15 years after the appearance of the Internet version, that Hormel's already lost that battle. It's just a matter of admitting defeat.

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    2. Re:lawyer needn't snap -- will pursue immediately by FatHogByTheAss · · Score: 1
      I'd say some 30-odd years after the original Viking Restaurant

      As owners of the mark, Hormel can make any specific exception they wish. I think that is the point of their trademark policy notes on SPAM.

      It would be futile to try to enforce infringment on the mark in this context, even thoug they would be right in doing so. So they make an explicit exception for this case. It doesn't mean they aren't enforcing their mark. Quite the opposite.

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  117. My best filter by Technician · · Score: 2

    Is my from list. If you are not on it, it's unsolicited and never seen. My family and friends mail always gets in with no spam unless you call the tag on mail from a free Yahoo account spam.

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  118. Spamming works? by ageitgey · · Score: 5
    Maybe it's not the spam working...

    "Generally, schizophrenia affects those in the 15 - 25 years age group. Increasingly, the individual tends to withdraw from ... The incidence of this illness world-wide, is about 1%."

    "For companies with well-known brands, the 1 percent return [from spam] often isn't a good deal, and they are not going to use unsolicited advertising because it could be a damaging business practice ... They aren't always legitimate businesses."

    hrm... :)

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  119. Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by ackthpt · · Score: 5
    Examples:

    Responsible Spammers

    People who have actually Lost 30 lbs

    People who have actually fired their own boss and made $5,000 a week

    People who actually benefit from Spam

    Secure IIS pr0n sites you can safely leave your credit card number on

    Actual women who sent spam "as a woman"

    Example of a Large book:

    Persons within the state of North Dakota who would beat a spammer senseless with 10 Lbs of pickle loaf given the chance

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    1. Re:Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1

      My experience with North Dakota suggests that the book of Everyone within the state of North Dakota is no more than a medium-small book...

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    2. Re:Reminds me of those MAD thinnest books... by MicroSith · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "Funniest Anonymous Slashdot Posts".

  120. Why This Won't Work by Foggy+Tristan · · Score: 2

    Explaining why Spam is bad and irresponsible is unlikely to deter most advertisers and marketers, since it's not ignorance that is really stoking this problem.

    Spam marketers currently have an easy time making money this way because they have large volumes of targets with little to no incremental costs, meaning they need a very small percentage of success.

    Most, if faced with the choice of making money or making anonymous strangers happy, will opt for the money.

    IMHO, hitting spammers financially, not educationally, would be more likely to work.

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  121. Re:Who? I'll tell you who... by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 2
    All the retarded users at my office.

    Everytime an employee gets fired/quits, I have to delete their account & archive their old mail.I keep their account active for a month to forward to whoever replaces them and discover that they're on the gap mailing list, contest lists, pr0n list, etc. and their e-mail addresses have been passed around more than a water bong at 4:20.

    Oh, and it's an added treat knowing that probably half of the media we use for those mail archives probably contain spam. No one ever seems to mention that added expense that spam causes.

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  122. Re:removing yourself actually works.. by jrockway · · Score: 1

    :0:
    * ^From: .*@spamers.com
    /dev/null


    I never get spam anymore! :-)

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  123. Death Penalty by DankNinja · · Score: 1

    Im for the death penalty for spammers.

  124. Eudora - Adware, Freeware, or Payware by Bonker · · Score: 2

    If you're using Outlook, you're probably also using Win32, or possibly MacOS, in which cases you can use Eudora, which offers better boolean filtering than it's Microsoft equivalent. What you don't get in Eudora is visual basic support, which neatly fubars the majority of VBS-script mail *assuming* you don't use Eudora's built in option to use IE as the message editor. It's also a good idea to get rid of WSH. You also don't get all those schedulers or public folders crap that PHB's like. AFAIK, all three version of Eudora include the complete filtering options.

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  125. default spam-reply by Fuzzums · · Score: 2

    Instead of returning copies of the bible, pizza's and bricks, next time I can send a couple of rfc's as a reply to the spam!


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  126. Re:Why not filter? by budgenator · · Score: 1
    Because:
    1. you Still have to download to filter so that you still pay to download.
    2. you still pay for storage on the sever to store before downloading; storage is a limited resource
    3. the download still eats bandwidth; bandwidth is a limited resource
    My host requires a valid Email destination for all Emails not addressed to a valid Email user, which means anything to my domain has to go somewhere, It's beyond my control. We get a lot of Email from repuntable site becuase people give our domain as an Email address so they don't get the spam. It all counts against our storage and bandwidth limits. when this is added to the usual pure junk spam, and an occaisional mis-direct. it adds up quick. if any one here makes up fake Email addresses to avoid spam; please make sure via a whois search that the domain dosn't belong to someone! I regualry take a day to foward spam complaints, contact attorney generals about appearent fraud, delete user accounts for people who use my domain as a fake Email address( the password does go somewhere you know); but it takes a whole day to do this! When Spammers go to HELL they should have to reproduce all of the spam they sent in life in long-hand, and seal it in tounge licked envelope with out any water to drink!
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  127. It is honest... by fibonacci8 · · Score: 2

    I'm guessing the focus of the quote you're using is that while people make money from spamming now, there isn't much room for expansion. ("The possibility of income generation and market or business expansion are minuscule") The world may be full of stupid people, but there're still only a finite number of them. The prediction here is that any rush on Spamming will bust like the recent downturn in the online business industry. It's a warning that there is no guarantee of success just because it works for the first few people, there's only so much market to saturate with any business.

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    1. Re:It is honest... by CaptainStormfield · · Score: 1
      The world may be full of stupid people, but there're still only a finite number of them.

      Yes, but is the number of stupid people on the Internet finite? Somebody is using all those AOL disks.

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  128. Wait, you mean this isn't a joke RFC? by metaph0r · · Score: 1

    Ugh, people, do we really want to validate spamming by writing an RFC on it? I'm sure some spamhaus president could squeeze an extra mil or two out of some hapless VC's by slapping a printout of this RFC on their desk. (I mean, clearly VC don't really read the business plans they're presented anyway, just skim.) I actually interviewed to work at a company that spams for a living (they called it "e-marketing".) Thank goodness I didn't end up working there. Then again, maybe spam and pr0n are the only viable money-makers left on the 'net. Sigh.

  129. Apathy makes spam work by gentlewizard · · Score: 1
    It's user apathy that makes spam an acceptable risk for the spammers.

    In high school I did an Earth Day project collecting paper junk mail. The thought was to collect barrels of it, and dump it on my legislator's desk to protest the preferential rates that bulk mailers get. Over four weeks of collecting, I only got a small bagful. Nobody cared.

    I think it's the same way about spam. We all say we hate it, but it's just one of those annoyances that the average Joe doesn't care enough about to take action.

  130. Sometimes... I just want to reply to SPAM... by BeneathTheVeil · · Score: 1

    especially one I got today, with the subject 'boost your windows reliability!'. I was so close to replying with 'I did. I installed Linux'

  131. This could be better legislated. by MulluskO · · Score: 1

    I think that a lot spam could be eliminated if congress could pass a law to ensure that all solicitations contain a tag identifying them as and advertisement.

    Such as...

    Email apps could be programmed to read this line and ignore the message. I think this could be a lot more effective than the Op-Out law that exists today.

    Also, snail-mail chain letters are illegal, aren't they? Does the same law apply to Email?

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  132. Such As... by MulluskO · · Score: 1

    HTML ate my code. What was I thinking?

    /_!DOCTYPE HTML SPAM "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN//Get_Rich_Quick"_\

    /_!DOCTYPE HTML SPAM "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN//Misc_Enlargement"_\

    /_!DOCTYPE HTML SPAM "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN//Chain_Letter"_\

    I posted "plain old text" really!

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  133. Are Spammers 1337? by MulluskO · · Score: 1

    One of the more common things a h 4 > 0 12 might do is take advantage of newbies on the internet. Does profiteering qualify? Are SPAMmers 1337, or is there an associated honor code?

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  134. When will I learn. by MulluskO · · Score: 1

    That's the second time today I've allowed HTML to steal my 's.

    Stupid me, pay no mind.

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  135. Re:Spam Works by MulluskO · · Score: 2

    How does an ISP detect spam-sending activities?
    I don't send spam, but I don't know of anything about my ISP monitoring my Emails...which is disturbing.

    Would this sort of thing be legal?

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  136. example: spam does work. by AX.25 · · Score: 1

    A business associate (insurance) actually reads his spam. If anything computer related gets through he forwards this to me with comments like "This looks like a good idea, can we do this?". I usually send my standard disclaimer "No, this is spam, these people are stealing resources from others to send this to you, do you want to work with people like that?" and let his Christian consuous work on him. Off course he never gets these again, because I block the envelope sender in my badmailfrom file after running them through spamcop. Haven't added the rbl block to qmail, one of these days.

    Anyway, in his mind spam has no meaning. It is just another piece of email to read. I get sick just watching commericals on tv, or that blinking baby banner ad. So for me spam is just another example of how anybody will do anything to get their message in front of consumers. Unlike the phone system it is free to eliminate all spam if you one, run your own mail server and two take the time to block everybody but those you want to send mail too. Me, so many things so little time.

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  137. Why not filter? by tb3 · · Score: 2
    I see a lot over people talking about deleting the damn things, but doesn't anyone filter them?

    I know Outlook is a virus-spreading hellspawn of a program, but it does have a really powerful filtering capability. You can filter by sender, by keywords in the subject line, by keywords in the body, and set up a pile of rules to deal with offending messages.

    I may still get spam, but I never see it.

    What other email programs out there can do this?
    I love to dump Outlook and use something else, but this feature keeps me using it.
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  138. Spam Works by BIGJIMSLATE · · Score: 4

    Hey, well, SPAM DOES work. I should know. Some guy ofered me $10,000 a month to work out of my home! As soon as I hear from him, and I recieve my "special instructions" (which the $25 is well worth), I'll be rolling in the dough...

  139. An occasionally useful trick for dealing with spam by CoachS · · Score: 3
    Like most people I've been getting bombarded with the usual "Interest Rates Dropped!" and "Collect Cash Judgements!" spam that comes with faked return addresses so you can't reply.

    One thing I noticed, however, was that they listed a phone number to call them at. A quick web search for that phone number turned up the home page for the company behind the spam...including...

    ...a legitimate e-mail address to contact them at. I e-mailed them, asking politely to be removed from their list. They responded, contritely, that they will do so. As they were pretty clearly busted I am somewhat optimistic that they'll remove me.

    If they don't I know have TWO legitimate e-mail addresses at their company and I can easily rig my system to automatically bounce 50 copies of every spam I get from them right back at those addresses.

    I'd (almost) hate to do that, but it may be the only way to really get their attention.

    Coach

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  140. Spam spammer by famazza · · Score: 1

    HEY! we could spam spammers forwarding this newsgroup to them.

    Probably it won't work, but we could laugh a lot!


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  142. RFC 3098 by Magumbo · · Score: 1
    They should have titled it:

    rfc3098 - Reply For Cash: $3,098 a day!

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  143. Dog Shit by Hilary+Rosen · · Score: 2

    Sorry not to troll here, but everyone gets dog shit on their street. Yes its annoying, no it won't be stopped no matter what many think since laws here, won't apply elsewhere, and vice versa.

    When I see dog shit in the street it takes me about 5 muscles to move my leg left or right, then put my foot down, not in the mutt doings. Not a big deal at all. One of the things I do is buttplug repetitive dogs that keep crapping on the street and its very simple to create a scooper to just pick it up as well or any other street cleaner your using.

    Sorry I know it sounds trollish to post this but the fact remains, dog shit will always be around on the streets simply because you cannot regulate the entire world with a "one rule fits all" scheme.

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  144. Ponzi description? by Anon-Admin · · Score: 1

    The RFC states, as a description of a Ponzi.

    " A Ponzi scheme is very similar to a pyramid except that all of the
    money goes through a single location. This method of confidence
    fraud is named after Charles Ponzi, a Boston, Massachusetts
    "businessman" who claimed to have discovered a way to earn huge
    returns on money by buying international postal reply coupons and
    redeeming them in postage for more than their cost. Early
    "investors" in this scheme did get their promised return on
    investment, but with money that later investors were investing.
    Ponzi was actually doing nothing with the money other than deriving
    his own income from it, and paying latter investors' money to earlier
    investors."

    Is it me or does this describe the American Social Security system?

  145. I always call the 800 numbers by 4444444 · · Score: 1

    and leave my real name and phone number I love it when they call and I waste thier time then tell them how much I hate spam it seems to really piss them off. It's quite enjoyable really

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  146. Speaking of Spam... by Gambit253 · · Score: 1

    It looks like this topic has been hit by a horde of unsolicited AC's

  147. Thanks to you... by chemical55 · · Score: 1

    ...the next time the United States decides to randomly bomb a target (Nairobi, Afghanistan, the Chinese Embassy), we now have a target with some strategic importance.

  148. Worrys me that "Spam Works". by Smid · · Score: 1

    Lets not beat about the bush as to what spam really is... An spammer usually uses an unmonitored channel to advertise illegal services, or attempt to defraud people... Frauds always been there, its just that they medium for them to catch their "saps" hasn't been so great. Smid

  149. Contradiction in Spamming by bartle · · Score: 1

    Spamming is an unfortunate consequence of being active on the internet. For example, so long as I own a domain, people will be forever grabbing my address from the domain records. The irony is that the vast majority of addresses that spammers send to must be administrative or at least belong to savvy internet users. I theorize that spammers are no longer buying lists from each other, they're probably actively searching for addresses themselves.

    Perhaps one day they'll learn to target their audience and we'll stop receiving spam. Doubt it though.

  150. Re:What is all your guy's problem? by rawlogic · · Score: 1
    I personally don't mind email going to my personal inbox. But when people send spam to our support email address, or even our abuse email address, it affects our ability to assist our actual customers, which costs us money.

    Especially since sending an email to our support email address creates an incident in our customer service program that must be tracked and closed.

    Even if it were as simple as pressing delete, the 1 second that it takes adds up, and costs our company money. It's not like we can hire some one to work in the email room, like we can in the mail room, and write off their wages as an expense.

  151. Consider the target by thexalon · · Score: 1

    This RFC is not targeted at the folks who will inform you how to MAKE MONEY FAST or see the latest pr0n. It's meant for legitimate business who don't want to be accused of spamming people.

    I think the hope is that when some marketing suit somewhere asks a techy to start an Internet advertising campaign, the techy will roll this out as an explanation of how to advertise without pissing too many people off. No, it won't help filter out pyramid schemes, but it may help out when someone makes a sarcastic suggestion of a mass unsolicited email marketing campaign.

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  152. Why they keep coming by Haista+Vittu · · Score: 3
    My gf and her friends send these "E-CARDS" to each other. When you type in your friends email to "SHARE" the card with them, the friend gets put on a spam list.

    All this stuff sounds OK to newbies too. They WANT to receive more information in their email so they don't uncheck the little boxes. They WANT to help the little sick girl by forwarding this email to as many people as possible.

    Not everyone is a 31337 hax0r. As long as there are newbies, this stuff will never end. Ever.

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