After all of the services are pay, we'll have an organization arise that demands that the services be allowed to roam the web unfettered by man, free of any destructive corporate influence...
I mean, it's terrible! Not one message here complained about how much I exploit pornography!
I exploit it like no thing should ever be exploited! I use as my friend, nursemaid, life partner, lover, tramp, whore, mother, lawyer, ophthalmologist, and large animal veterinarian, and what does it get in return? NOTHING!!
Is there no one who will stand up for the rights of the smutty mag, the lewd film, or the saucy jpeg? No one?
This doesn't like he's been able to shrug off this experience at all. He sounds pretty bitter to me. He ought to relax and go code for a pr0n site for a while, or something...
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They could give it snappy names like "Open source Libraries and Extensions" (OLE) and "Content Openness Management" (COM). How could they lose???
After all of the services are pay, we'll have an organization arise that demands that the services be allowed to roam the web unfettered by man, free of any destructive corporate influence...
Free the services!
You and the skeptical colleague are both wrong.
If you re-enter the atmosphere at too great an angle, you will burn the hell up.
If you re-enter the atmosphere at too small an angle, you will skip like a stone off of the surface of the water.
The angle is -6.2 deg +/- 1 deg between the vehicle trajectory and the Earth's horizon.
See: This
George Lucas has always stated right up front that he was a Joseph Campbell devotee. I mean, look at Luke for God's sake!
Beer and Chicks.
That will get you attention.
That, and body odor...
Well, instead of Mir 2, they could come up with some other names...
Merd
Mork
Meept
Horace
now they'll get rid of the other things that get in the way...
Like SYSTEM.DAT, USER.DAT, and NTOSKRNL.EXE.
when is their next product, "Avada Kedavra", going to be available?
I mean, it's terrible! Not one message here complained about how much I exploit pornography!
I exploit it like no thing should ever be exploited! I use as my friend, nursemaid, life partner, lover, tramp, whore, mother, lawyer, ophthalmologist, and large animal veterinarian, and what does it get in return? NOTHING!!
Is there no one who will stand up for the rights of the smutty mag, the lewd film, or the saucy jpeg? No one?
Shame on you all!
Yahoochie!
Get it?
Now all we need is for someone to hack the N64 version to add characters from "Conker's Bay Fur Day" to "Zelda:Ocarina of Time"...
Does the Hookshot work on the "Mighty Poo"?
It was in the restroom. Everybody that it was a urinal until we discovered that "auto-flush" was just the automatic backup tape change.
It turns out that we had been wizzing on a SYbase DB server. Figures...
Does anybody else think that Scientific American has gone straight to hell-in-a-handbasket in terms of quality?
Where'd "Mathmatical Recreations" go, dammit! If I wan't read Dennis Shasha articles, I'll go to Dr. Dobbs! Where's the "Amateur Scientist"?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
they'll finally be able to overturn some of those damn Microsoft Patents
Then maybe I'll be able to get something done...
Now i won't be able to play Final Trigger Fantasy Mana MDCCXVIII or whatever their first game was...
Rushed out the door after a years delay...
Kinda like Daikatana?
I'm personally waiting for IBM and American Standard to get together and provide us with the first web-enabled bidet.
The screams from houseguests alone would make it worthwhile...
You guessed it.
Beans - spilled, that is.
My heart aches and a drowsy numbness pains
My senses, as though an anteater I'd seen
(panic spreads and the audience half rise)
A nasty long-nosed brute
(screams from the audience)
With furry legs and sticky darting tongue
I seem to feel its cruel jaws
Crunch crunch there go my legs
Snap snap my thorax too
(various screaming women faint)
My head's in a twain, there goes my brain
Swallow, swallow, swallow, sluuuuuuuuuuurp
I think it will require a Matsushita Cyberdeck with associated cranial jack, a Dixie Flatline ROM Construct, and Bruce Scheneir's new Anti-ICE warez.
Oh, and a little bit of Zen, too...
This doesn't like he's been able to shrug off this experience at all. He sounds pretty bitter to me. He ought to relax and go code for a pr0n site for a while, or something...
I hope he puts out some of his other, earlier stuff, like "The Erotic Awakening of O" or "How to Love your Dog"...
Looks like it's back to the old-style encryption types:
ROT-13
Pig Latin
Stupidity
writing Slashdot troll bots, it seems...
2002 will definitely be better than 2001 because Duke Nukem Forever will finally be out in December of 2002!
I'll have to buy new hardware to play it, but I'll just say the old hardware wore out, yeah...