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  1. What could possibly go wrong ? on Scientists Breeding Super Bees · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new super bee overlords

  2. Re:Perhaps on Trekkie Dating, is it Good for the Gene Pool? · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's easy for you to say!? You weren't given a red uniform !!

    eek!

  3. Re:The Saxophone Mistake on The Simpsons Come to Life · · Score: 1

    DOH&excl I didn?t i&gtmean/i&gt for it to come out like that&excl

  4. Re:The Saxophone Mistake on The Simpsons Come to Life · · Score: 1

    <comic book guyBest Come-back Ever!</comic book guy%rt;

  5. Re:My way is fun... on Computer Jobs -- How to Resign Professionally? · · Score: 3, Funny

    On the same lines, here is the Resignation Letter I Handed to my inept management 2 weeks ago:

    ---SNIP---
    Being sound of mind, I Tender my Eventual resignation from kingston communications. My Years of Service Here Inevitably Need to Yield to a Marked End. The Achievements of my time here have Left me with Assorted Specialised Skills which will endeavour to help me in my future career.

    I hereby give notice of my resignation from Today.
    ---SNIP---

    As expected, the inept management didn't figure out the hidden message.

    I Then Proceed to go to the XMAS Party. I got very drunk, Shook the CEO's had and said "I've learnt a lot working here." and asked him to kiss the inflatable sheep I stole from the bar.

    Now, That's a Professional Resignation.

    I still havn't been Frog Marched from the building! Despite several idle threats to compromise the security of the ISP I am working for.

  6. Sandwich now on Ebay ? on Secretaries Sacked After Flamewar at Work · · Score: 1
  7. Incomming E-mail Size Limit. on Separate Web Pages for Large Attachments? · · Score: 1

    Working at a small time ISP, with an under-nourished mail system for 40,000 custmomers... we've had to draw a line, and simply bounce any incomming e-mail over 6MB in size.

    However, I am unsure as to what the RFC's might say about doing something like this.

  8. Re:hm... on Workgroup Messaging? · · Score: 1

    These were exactly my thoughts !

    looks like you need to have a good re-think on the software you are using...

  9. Half Keyboard on Keyboards for One Hand? · · Score: 1

    Would this help you out at all....

    Think geek have done it again....

    An Half Keyboard, for one handed typing.
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/ keyboards /5e2b/

  10. SMS Gateway Software on SMS-to-Internet Gateways? · · Score: 1

    There are Ways to do this... I know a couple of sites on the web that will do it, but i doubt that they are Free (such as MTNSMS)

    The probable cheapest way to do this is with a Linux BOX, a GSM Modem, and some SMS gateway software (such as: kannel).

    Using this method, you could provide each user with a number of there own, and all messages sent to that number use your GSM Modem number as thier SMS Gateway. The messages can then be delivered straight into a mailbox, or an SQL DB for a Web App etc....

  11. RabbIT proxy on Webaccelerator with mod_gzip ? · · Score: 1

    I have been using the RabbIT proxy for a while now..

    It is really good for low bandwidth connections like Mobile Phone connections (such as 9600 and 14400bps)

    It GZIP's both Dynamic and Static content from any source.

    I've been using it with Mobile Internet Explorer on my iPAQ via my Mobile phone

    It's worth looking into.