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Computer Jobs -- How to Resign Professionally?

MikeDawg asks: "I submitted a letter of resignation yesterday, and today I'm at home posting stories to my weblog and Slashdot. I gave my employer two weeks notice, and almost immediately, I had my accounts disabled, and my permissions revoked on all the computers at my work, which makes me unable to do anything in my position of being a 'Systems Analyst/Systems Administrator'. I spoke with the HR rep, and gave her my notice yesterday, then I spoke with her today about what had happened to my access, and they honored my resignation... 2 weeks early. (Luckily, I'm compensated in pay for the next two weeks). What I want to know is, how do you computer and IT professionals out there put in your notice of resignation (if you are with a permanent employer, and not contractual), and not get immediately shutdown, and shunned away from the computers? The CIO immediately thought I was going to do something terrible to the system, and destroy accounts, and any other activity that I have access to, but I was giving him notice that I was leaving. What is the professional thing to do?"

1,080 comments

  1. What did you expect? by Sylvestre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're a liability. You got paid. Be happy.

    1. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You got paid two weeks without responsibilty to do anything else - take the money and move on, that's being professional...

    2. Re:What did you expect? by Fishstick · · Score: 5, Informative

      Really - this is SOP in many, if not most places. At my company, anyone with "sensitive" access is immediately revoked upon receipt of written resignation. Period.

      I would be more surprised to hear anything else.

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    3. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Show up every day, talk cheerfully to all the people who still have to give it their all, be obnoxiously upbeat.

      They'll double your severance if you agree to leave the building PDQ. Just stay there while they cut you the check.

      I've got one friend who did that and was paid to stay home for 2 months, we was so demoralizing to the "survivors".

    4. Re:What did you expect? by Funakoshi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ouch...kinda harsh.

      As long as you've left on a good note (given proper notice - two weeks typically, no screaming matches with old managers, etc etc) then I wouldn't worry too too much.

    5. Re:What did you expect? by neostorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think he expected to be treated like a trustworthy, normal human being. No one likes being treated like a criminal; people are not liabilities.

      The real liabilities are our mistreatment of employees, and how the reaction to lack of respect and trust takes form from them. The majority of the time that an employee does something bad to his or her workplace, it's an act of revenge or bitterness because they wronged and feel disrespected. Contrary to popular belief people do not cause mayhem and mischeif to others for no reason.

      What we really need to look at is the behavior of companies towards the people they employ, and the people they consider customers.

    6. Re:What did you expect? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      So someone asks for advice on professionalism and you give this?

      99% of employers? They'll have security escort you from the building. The severance is in lieu of notice, as in 'your employment is /severed/ at that point', and you have zero right to be there, and are actually trespassing.

    7. Re:What did you expect? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      What we really need to look at is the behavior of companies towards the people they employ, and the people they consider customers.
      Not to pick nits but...companies don't behave, people do. Normally you would call them cowards.

    8. Re:What did you expect? by xoboots · · Score: 1

      This is standard procedure for anyone in a position of responsibility -- not just IT staff. If you have access to sensitive information or controls and you declared that you are severing your relationship with the organization then you become a liability to that organization. To be honest, being sent home and being paid for that privledge is the best thing that can happen for everyone. It is, after all, a break-up -- getting it out of the way and moving on as soon as possible is professional.

    9. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      expplain to me how he is any more of a liability then before he gave notice.

      thats right... he isnt.

      managers are just jackasses and dont have a grip on reality.

      personally i would love 2 weeks of paid vacation like that, but honestly. they are retarded for paying and getting nothing. just goes to show how intelligent that company is

    10. Re:What did you expect? by Jackhamr · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would try to give a 6 month written notice then.

    11. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do harmful things for no apparent reason when they're psychotic or have other real mental disorders- or are abusing drugs.

    12. Re:What did you expect? by ajs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've never worked for anyone who thought like that. In fact, I'm pretty sure I WOULDN'T work for someone who seemed to think like that. It's just unprofessional. When I resign, I give 3-4 weeks notice, and I expect the company to make the most of my time. I usually have an equity stake in the company, and I want them to succeed just as much as they do. If your company is treating you this way it is for one of two reasons: 1) they don't trust you or 2) they feel compelled to behave in a detrimental manner because a manager with either too much or too little authority thinks it's their job.

      Now FIRING SOMEONE... that's different. In that case, I compartmentalize them starting the day before, backing up anything that they can touch. I then shut off their machine after they leave, remove or lock accounts and remove their remote access if they had it.

      This is all as much for their benefit as mine. If they had no means of access after they found out, no one can accuse them of anything.

      I also ALWAYS offer to forward people's mail, though that's gotten harder in the last few years. Companies now feel that there's too much of a chance of mail being sent to their old account with proprietary information in it. Oh well.

    13. Re:What did you expect? by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      This is standard. Where I work, they escort you off the premises and over-night your desk-area belongings and books to you. I have seen it several times and everyone knows the policy. It's nothing personal; they just cannot afford to take the risk.

      At least your notice might get you a good reference from your ex-boss.

      --
      -- Posted from my parent's basement
    14. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could state this as policy in the employee handbook. At least you know what you are in for then. Also, I have to say that I find it a little childish and stupid on the companies part. The employee could have a lot of information he is willing to share with propspective new employess or management that could be useful. By terminating someone immediately, they lose the two weeks that they could use to make sure they know everything that the employee knows and also could end with a good relationship (meaning they could possibly contact him later on a temporary or consultant basis or even if they just forget a password to the tape server they haven't had to be in for the last 3 months). Burning bridges on either end always seems to be a bad idea.

    15. Re:What did you expect? by halowolf · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I am a contractor now, having shunned full time work myself. Why? because it is my experience that companies are in it for themselves regardless of the impact the have for their employees. The parent is right, take the money and move on.

      I suppose its rather sad having such a low opinion of corporations, but I have seen them screw enough people to not be bothered by the mercenary attitude that I have now towards work. I contract so I get paid the hours that I work and to stop work intruding on the rest of my life.

    16. Re:What did you expect? by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As nice as it is to think that you could work out a notice, it is appropriate for companies to simply shake hands with you and pay you the two weeks you offered.

      If the company has done its job, you don't need to be there. If you were to get hit by a bus, would the company survive? Probably? Then they'll get by without you. If they realize they need you desperately, you can consult.

      Also, you are a liability. Even if you display no ill will toward the company, they can't be sure it's not an act.

      To be professional, you accept the two weeks severance pay, and inform them you are available for consultation, should it be necessary. That's about all you can expect.

      As far as the account lockout goes, I was put in a similar situation during a mass layoff when a company changed hands. They laid me off and asked me to train someone to do my job in basically the same breath. They had to clear it with my (by then former) boss, two sysadmins, and the CTO before I could have my accounts unlocked with someone watching over my shoulder. Had I been malicious, I could have done quite a bit of damage.

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      That what was all this school was for... to teach us how to solve our own problems. -- janeowit
    17. Re:What did you expect? by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree. Seems to me that if you hate your job, your notice is going to be "I'm never coming back here bye", as soon as you feel like it (or can). If you're are compelled to give two weeks and mean it, then you're honorable enough not to install worms all over the place before you split.

      Sadly this theory falls apart when people exist who are so pissed off that they actively plot (and carry out) harm before they leave. I think they are missing a few cards in the deck, truly. Anyone sane knows that your chances of getting caught during or after the fact are exceedingly high. There are those insidious "change three lines of code and be out of the state on July 1, 2006" people, but they are rare. You have to have enough sanity to hatch a scheme like this, but crazy enough to think it is worth the risk.

      So, where does that leave us? Assuming that the above is true, this means that most people who give wo weeks notice want to do their two weeks quietly and leave.A few bad apples though, have done harm. Needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many in this case. Businesses don't want to take the chance anymore, which is a shame for the rest of us.

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      "As the intrepid kobold companion continues his journey, he begins to wonder... if priests raises dead, why anybody die?
    18. Re:What did you expect? by thekla · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The real liabilities are our mistreatment of employees, and how the reaction to lack of respect and trust takes form from them. The majority of the time that an employee does something bad to his or her workplace, it's an act of revenge or bitterness because they wronged and feel disrespected. Contrary to popular belief people do not cause mayhem and mischeif to others for no reason.

      Agreed. The plethora of posts about how this is SOP and something to be expected amazes me. I have left my job twice this far, in good terms, and both times I was expected to stay in there until the last day, help with the transition, tidying up all loose ends and demonstrating to clients that the handover was smooth and safe. In both cases, aside from throwing a mini party and having personal talks with most co-workers to thank each other for long-time cooperation, I also sent emails to clients ensuring them that the resignation is in good terms and explaining them all the steps taken to ensure that their projects will not be affected, sometime visiting them to introduce the co-worker that would replace me on my former duties.

      Yes, I could have done a lot of horrible things from ruining relationships, to deleting files, or even stealing knowledge and sensitive information. But I could have done these things before resigning anyway. And I knew a lot of stuff without access to the computers in the first place. So, it's more a matter of being a respectable and civil person, who feels that their former employer honoured them and is not likely to become a criminal beast the day after resignation. If my employer believed that the only thing stopping me from screwing up their business was that I didn't have a job elsewhere, I very much doubt they'd be employing me in the first place. Then again, please note that I live in Europe, and I understand that corporate culture here is on the average somewhat different thatn in the US.

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    19. Re:What did you expect? by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A mature, thoughtful organization would realize a couple of things. First, he is sitting with a whole lot of implicit knowledge about the current assignments. Having him spend the last two weeks document it all and bringing other people up to speed on it is a pretty good idea.

      Second, he is leaving. There is a reason for it. Is it the salary? Personal conflicts? The hours? Too little challenge, or too heavy a workload? Is there a problem with the social climate at the IT department? A good organization will want to know, and conduct exit interviews to see if there are points they should improve. Perhaps even catch a disaster in the making before it explodes in their faces.

      Third, he is now an ex-employee. He will go out in the world and socialize with his peers at other companies - some of whom his previous employer may well want to hire at some point in the future. If his final impresion of the company is that of a bunch of posterior orifices, that's what he'll be telling people when they ask him about his opinion on applying for a position there. If, on the other hand, they do a good job of taking care of him up until the moment his contract ends, showing interest as above and so on, the impression will be vastly better, and they'll effectively be sending out a PR representative that will be giving a much better impression about the company for years to come.

      So yes, there are very good reasons not to just cancel his passcard and give him thirty minutes to pack his personal belongings before having him escorted out by a rent-a-cop.

      --
      Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
    20. Re:What did you expect? by jaseparlo · · Score: 1

      People behave on behalf of the company. People do things in the name of doing their job that they wouldn't consider doing in a purely personal relationship. People at several removes make policy decisions, the policy permeates the corporation, people implement the policy and blame the corporation. Yes those people are cowardly, OTOH if they spoke out against the wrong policies, they would be hungry, because someone less brave would implement a policy on them.

      The behaviour of a corporation would be considered properly psychopathic if it was displayed by an individual. Have a read of this article :

      http://www.economist.com/business/displayStory.cfm ?story_id=2647328
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      All available data suggest that regardless of any of this, the sun will still come up tomorrow.
    21. Re:What did you expect? by Boone^ · · Score: 1

      MikeDawg: "Hey, fellow coworkers I resigned today, gave 2 weeks notice."
      Coworker1: "Where are you going?"
      MikeDawg: "XYZ Corp. Awesome benefits, and they're giving me more responsibility!"
      Coworker1: "Wait, what if I want more responsibility?"
      MikeDawg: "Well, I think they've still got a similar req open in a different department..."

      People who give 2 weeks notice are potentially security risks as well as sources who tell the rest of the sheep how green the grass is elsewhere. Don't fret.

    22. Re:What did you expect? by nightcrawler77 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then what's the point? If everyone at the company knows this is SOP, what does a company gain from immediately terminating someone upon recieving their resignation? It's not like they're terminating you at the moment you learned you were leaving.

      Seems like a silly "security" measure to me.

      --

      "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." -- Lord Acton

    23. Re:What did you expect? by rxfh · · Score: 1

      +1

      Why would you care? You're moving on to a new job. There are all kinds of liability issues employers have to worry about. As long as I have all your personal stuff migrated away they can mkfs on my workstation while I watch and I couldn't care less.

      Don't really understand why this even got posted ;p

    24. Re:What did you expect? by Nosajjason · · Score: 1

      "You're a liability" is true. While all companies want happy employees and happy ex-employees, the middle ground is a time of turmoil. If you look at it from the company's view they don't know where you are going or, worse, what you are taking. Imagine a simple tech company, with happy employees. However, everything, the tables, chairs, lights, computers, even the mini-frige filled with bawls is rented. The only assets the company has is its software and its trade secrets (the experience and knowledge of "trial and error" or knowledge what works and doesn't and the concepts and ideas embodied by the software). Now one or two employees leave. While it seems like everyone left on amicable terms, it turns out that the employees had gathered up all of the company's information to start a directly competing firm. A tech company's software is their lifeblood. To lose it or to let some walk off with it is devastating. I've seen it. I've spoken up for those companies and the normal people with the entrepreneurial spirit that start them. I strive to be a lawyer that helps rather than hurts. I've helped tech companies recover their software, ideas and trade secrets from former employees. It's a painful process. Most times, the former employees don't think they did anything wrong. But, in my experience, there is at least one company that would have saved itself if it had done exactly what your company did because it was during this intermediate period when the employees decide to start thinking and preparing for the future. In this case, that meant taking company's lifeblood. You sound like you did the right thing. Give notice. Say you are willing to help in your remaining time. And then leave it all behind and go foward. I agree with everyone else, be happy that the company valued your happiness (and maybe your expectations) by paying you for those two weeks. They could have let you go on the spot. One day when you have your own System Administrative consulting service you might think the same way.

    25. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I really wonder how the HR department would deal with this. If you did give 6 months notice, I am assuming it would be legal and they would have to accept it. So how likely is it that they would actually pay you out for the whole time?

    26. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After a certain period, severance pay is worth more than you'll get for your 2-week notice.

      If you can get 2 months, why not? If they're treating you stupidly (locking you out of systems, etc., when you clearly could have done any nasty shit well in advance) rather than professionally, return the "favour". They have it coming.

      The way they handled it might be SOP, but it doesn't mean its right or ethical. Nobody should be treated like a crook or a pariah. If they want to do that, let them PAY EXTRA for the privilege. Or should peoples dignity be made available at a deep discount Wally-word price, or in this case thrown in free because they have to pay the 2 weeks anyway?

      If you're smart, you already have backups. You need them to protect yourself so nobody can make you take the blame for something that "happened" after you left. Same with your email. Same with personal effects. Remove everything the day before you hand in your resignation. You're an idiot if you don't.

      Act professionally until they act stupid. Then let the games begin, because you're leaving anyways. And if they don't act stupid, they get 2 more weeks of loyal, professional, courteous service, and the possibility of calling you up if they ever need anything. If they don't - well, they get what they deserve, and know better than to even think of calling you later. You don't need the ag.

    27. Re:What did you expect? by yamla · · Score: 1

      You'd still only get paid for two weeks, or however much notice you were legally entitled to give.

      --

      Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
    28. Re:What did you expect? by cballowe · · Score: 1

      You know that policy doesn't make sense. Many places have contracts that specify that employees MUST give 2 weeks notice or risk losing any benefits due them by the employer (banked vacation time etc). I just resigned a job and gave ... 2 months notice. The new job is halfway across the country and because it was a big move, I had lots of notice.

      Any malicious person who knows the policy and intends to leave would do their mischief before giving notice. This makes the policy pointless.

      Oh... and to answer the question asked -- the best advice is to keep it short and to the point, no comments about why you're leaving or where you're going. "Dear Manager -- As of (date) I resign my position as (position) --Sincerly (yourname)"

    29. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing you need to learn about life is that the HR department makes zero decisions. They're only there to dot the i's so the company doesn't get sued.

      In otherwords, if your hiring manager is happy with you quitting in 6 months, don't worry about it. In fact it happens all the time (marriage, babies, planned moves, etc.)

    30. Re:What did you expect? by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      I have heard of people getting away with that too. I have always had a strong trust relationship. At my last company I gave 3.5 weeks notice so that they could get a replacment, and I still had access 2 months later...

    31. Re:What did you expect? by misleb · · Score: 1

      Depends on how large (and bureaucratic) the company is and how close you are with the management and the reason for resigniation. I resigned as co-sysadmin/developer and retained root access to most of the servers long after my 2 week notice was up and I had moved out of state. Of course, I had been there 8 years and I left on good terms.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    32. Re:What did you expect? by mallie_mcg · · Score: 5, Funny

      He was lucky.

      I resigned almost two weeks ago and still have two weeks left before my four week notice period is up.

      I will continue to do my job cabably until the very end and won't be doing anything malicious, it is our corporate culture that people (even those in powerful/trusted positions) work to the very end of their contract.

      I'm surprised how well the boss took me writing "I resign" on the whiteboard though.

      --


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      --I'm not actually after an answer!
    33. Re:What did you expect? by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll tell you the point.

      No supervisor, no HR flack and no VP ever got fired for running off an employee that gave notice. OTOH, there's a fair possibility that they could be fired if the employee did something grievious after giving notice.

      --
      "Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
    34. Re:What did you expect? by Antarius · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I used a similar argument to that one when arguing how many weeks to pay out an ex-employee who had given notice (and was actively sabotaging.

      They had given 6 weeks notice (expecting to be paid out on all 6); however, legally they only needed to give us 1 week.

      The clerk-droid at the other end of the phone at the Industry reps said "Um, I suppose you have to pay them their 6 weeks."

      Upon which I asked "What would happen if I gave 10 years notice?"


      Guess what; they did some research and we only needed to pay the 1 week that they were legally required to give!


      I agree with other posters; it is standard procedure to have people finish without working out their leave - depending on their reason for leaving.

      Last week, we had an employee leave (before he was pushed) and he finished that afternoon. (We checked his briefcase on his way out and removed all of the confidential information he was stealing first... Warrants are being drawn up to search his house now.)

      If that guy had stayed on, he would have caused a lot of damage.

      OTOH, one of our techs has advised that he will be leaving within 12 months, and has expressed that he wants to work out the completion of his work - and he will be allowed to do so! Why? Because he's simply going to be moving back to his home town - nothing sinister there!


      Finally, in some industries, the moment you announce that you are leaving, you are escorted off the premises immediately by security.

      Personal effects on your desk? No problem. We'll post them to you. Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out!


      And just in case anyone is wondering; This is in South Australia, not some First Would Country!

    35. Re:What did you expect? by Noginbump · · Score: 1

      My present employer wanted me to start immediately, yet they would want me to give them two weeks notice. They would also want me to assist in choosing my replacement.

      They would also pay me consulting fees to train my replacement after hours. It would take them at least two weeks just to hire a guy.

      --
      He who questions training, only trains himself at asking questions. -- The Sphinx, Mystery Men
    36. Re:What did you expect? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and why can't they call him the night before and tell him "don't bother coming in tommorrow?"

      Why do they have to dick with him and have him come in, and then find out he was terminated only after *he* can't log in and then *he* calls HR?

      Did you get paid for that last 15-30 minutes you were in?

      --
      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    37. Re:What did you expect? by dgatwood · · Score: 1, Informative
      If a company treated me that way, it would be worth flipping them the bird... along with three customers and a couple of line cooks who happened to get in the way....

      Find a company that treats you with respect. With the possible exception of safety (which some would say is really just another aspect of respect), it is worth more than anything else---money, benefits, etc. If you feel like your company doesn't trust you, you're working in the wrong job, and you should find an employer that doesn't suck.

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    38. Re:What did you expect? by douthitb · · Score: 1

      When I resigned from my last job (as a programmer/analyst), I gave 2 weeks notice, and continued to do actual real work for them until the moment those 2 weeks were over. Maybe my old company is just an anomaly...

    39. Re:What did you expect? by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      expplain to me how he is any more of a liability then before he gave notice.

      Because now they know he is leaving in two weeks. If they knew he was turning in his notice a week before he gave it, they would have cut his access then.

      managers are just jackasses and dont have a grip on reality.

      Yes, employees have such a solid grip on reality versus managers. If they are such jackasses with reality impairment, why would the corporation trust them to make judgements on who will leave remain dedicated to their jobs and who will stop dotting their i's in their last two weeks.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisted little posts, all alike.
    40. Re:What did you expect? by Steel+Grey+Monk · · Score: 1

      An instructor of mine used to run an IT department, and he says his SOP was to give them terminate someone immediately after getting notice, but that they'd be paid for the time they gave. He also says no one ever gave more than 2 weeks notice.

    41. Re:What did you expect? by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Security is about managing risks. There's no way to make something perfectly secure, only to manage the risks it presents to your organisation.

      Immediately ceasing access for staff who are leaving, as an example. Most people aren't going to do anything. If they've given you 2 weeks notice and you let them go straight away, you're spending the equivalent of 2 weeks wages to treat the risk they will. Depending on the company, many places are happy to accept that risk treatment cost.The risk is not just that they will trash their computer or your systems. They may also steal or misuse confidential data, like customer lists.

      I know of one person in consulting, who planned to setup his own company, doing what he did for his current company, and had planned to send a goodbye email to all his corporate contacts saying he was now in practise for himself - at 75% the price. He however was similarly unaware, like the original poster, of his company's seperation practises, and was escorted from the building immediately after handing in his letter of resignation. Fortunately his old company never found out about this, so he got a good reference for when he went for a similar job at another company, unable to start his own firm.

      I once saw a post on slashdot about how sad it was that the NSA would destroy entire machines that had never been out of their box, just because they had been designated as spares for their datacentre. Consider it another way.. the machines were 2 years old, purchased tax free in bulk, and depreciated down to a minimal value. The risk posed that they may have ever been used and had operational data meant that it made a lot of sense to destroy perfectly good hardware.

      Anyway, the point is, risks aren't always as obvious as they seem, and risk treatment is an interesting beast. Sometimes you do things which look like waste in order to prevent threats.

      (IANAL, but I am a risk management/it security consultant :P I'd recommend the same thing in the same situation)

    42. Re:What did you expect? by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      That's not a safe assumption. For one, most states honour the "employment at will" doctrine, which means no requirement of notice for termination (or for resignation).

      Even if you're in a state which mandates notice, they don't require an employer honour your requested notice; it's the state requirement, usually two weeks, that they'd be required to honour.

    43. Re:What did you expect? by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      One word: Liability
      What _IF_you did something...
      Even though you knew beforehand... the company didn't/
      It comes down to "Who knew what, when?"

    44. Re:What did you expect? by AndyKron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've personally never seen anyone being escorted to the door unless it was something they were being fired for. People have always been allowed to finished their two weeks. Hell, we usually need more than those two weeks to pick their brains dry of all their tribal knowledge! I'd hate to have a key person leave the company, leaving us to figure out their job without their input. Ex employees are also usually available for consultation after they leave, too. At least this has been my personal experience, and what I've seen for others that I've worked with.

      -AC

    45. Re:What did you expect? by duplo1 · · Score: 1

      This is SOP as per nearly all security policies. That said, a good risk management operation may want to differentiate between terminations with cause and professional/graceful resignations. It really depends on the organization's overall risk appetite. It sounds like your CIO's appetite is particularly low, even though the likelihood of damage resulting from a graceful resignation is significantly lower than a termination with cause. If it makes you feel better, had they been really paranoid, they probably would have called in somebody like myself to analyze your servers for back doors, malicious code, etc., before you even left. My wife, the HR expert thinks that HR should have given you a graceful notification that they accepted your resignation early. The bottom line is you got two weeks of pay in exchange for getting your feelings slightly hurt.

    46. Re:What did you expect? by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Some organisations will lock you out as a matter of policy as soon as you "betray" your intentions, but I've had much better treatment the last couple of times I left a job. Presumably because they knew I was trustworthy.

      One employer left my key accounts in place (disabled) and hired me to do some consulting ("temp work", really) using those (re-enabled) accounts afterward.

      The last place I quit amazed me at just how trusting they were: On my last day on the job (after giving notice), my boss, his managerial peers, and their boss were all unavailable, so I had to find a "responsible individual" in the department (a non-manager with more seniority than me) to give my keys to that afternoon. At the end of the day, I was actually left alone in the data center with both login and physical access to critical systems (to say nothing of the office kitchen and storage room). They trusted me to shut down my computer, turn off the interior lights, and lock the door behind me on the way out. (Which - considering that I was quitting in part because I hated how the place was run - was rather naive.)

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    47. Re:What did you expect? by barc0001 · · Score: 1


      Did you get paid for that last 15-30 minutes you were in?


      If you get paid for the next two weeks from that moment forward, then yeah, you got paid for wasting your time like that for 15-30 minutes. And then got a nealy 2 week holiday on top of it.

      As other have said, this is SOP at most places.

    48. Re:What did you expect? by elakazal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are a liability, but you were before, too. It's not like you woke up one morning and found note taped to your forehead notifying you that you have a new job starting in two weeks. If you were going to do something vile with your privileges, and you were remotely intelligent, you'd have already done it before you provided notice. This is shooting themselves in the foot.

      Certainly the company can survive without you, but transitions for many positions can be long and costly, and its silly for an employer not to keep somebody around to help prepare for it.

      They're certainly within their rights, of course, so take your money and enjoy your time off.

    49. Re:What did you expect? by 084883447 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, flip them the bird...but that's really all you can do. But that stuff about respect is off base, because he was the one who gave notice. It says nothing about how he was treated while on the job. IT professionals have a lot of responsibility and a lot of power, and can seriously f-up a company with a few clicks. Any sane employer doesn't want that to happen.

      The lesson is: give a month notice next time, and hope they will do the same thing. I'd rather have a month's severance than 2 weeks.

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    50. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear HR,

        Thank you for the lovely fruit basket in my signing bonus last week. I would like to take this opportunity to notify you that I will be resigning from the company on Dec 7, 2025.

      Sincerely,
      You Devoted Soon-To-Be-Former-Employee

      p.s. Don't forget my pension when you draw up the severance papers.

    51. Re:What did you expect? by whatadorkiam · · Score: 1

      I have let many people go early once they have given their notice. It is a common business practice and can be good for the company. I have seen that people in their last weeks of work really bring the morale down! Wasn't this guy leaving his job anyway!

    52. Re:What did you expect? by servognome · · Score: 1

      I think he expected to be treated like a trustworthy, normal human being. No one likes being treated like a criminal; people are not liabilities.

      It's not necessarily that he's being treated like a criminal, it's that he's being treated as unnecessary (which is probably a blow to his ego). Basically the company wants to move on, and from a risk/reward standpoint it doesn't make much sense to keep somebody around for 2 weeks.
      First how much knowledge can you really pass on, how many loose ends could you, or are even motivated enough to complete? Now compare that to how many problems you could cause, not even necessarily maliciouly. The group dynamic needs to reform, people need to get used to being without your expertise, and the sooner the better.

      If you truly want to bow out gracefully, and work at a good company with a good boss, talk to your manager about your future plans several months ahead. 2 weeks notice is usually due to some level of unhappniess.

      I know people at my company who gave 2 weeks notice, and they got released immediately, I also know one person who was going to attend grad school full time once she graduated from night classes. She worked with her manager several months ahead to plan her transition out. The key difference was, in one scenario the person was leaving within a short time; the other scenario was a long planned transition where it was clear the reason wasn't unhappiness but rather a clear non-competitive opportunity.

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    53. Re:What did you expect? by mgessner · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you mean by "legally entitled."

      You're legally entitled to leave without ANY notice. You can walk into your boss's office, say "I'm outta here as of right now!" and be done with it. All they owe you for is any work you have done since the last pay period. No more, no less. And you don't "owe" them ANYTHING; most work in the U.S. today is done with an "at will" agreement: either side can terminate the relationship with no warning at all.

      There are certain jobs (military, sensitive government posts, contractual employment) for which this might not be possible due to breach of contract.

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    54. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, severance is a company protecting itself from lawsuits.

    55. Re:What did you expect? by kogus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How resignations are handled are really an indicator of the hiring process, not the termination process. If a company goes out of it's way to hire people who are trustworthy, and treats them with respect while they are employees, then it isn't necessary to lock users out. On the other hand, if the hiring process is slack or employees are treated poorly, then these procedures are an absolute necessity.

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    56. Re:What did you expect? by IAmTheDave · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If a company treated me that way, it would be worth flipping them the bird... along with three customers and a couple of line cooks who happened to get in the way....

      I couldn't disagree more. Speaking of professionalism, doing what the CIO did was probably just as professional as your resignation. There may be policies in place that dictate his actions, or more probably, your resignation ended your employ, and they took action to protect their assets.

      As others have posted, you get paid for two weeks, so they show professionalism again by not trying to rob you of the pay for the two weeks notice you have given. However, expecting that you'll have carte blanche access to the systems during your two last weeks is a bit silly. Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

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    57. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't just start being picky over where a person resigns or not compared to when they are fired. Are you going to take responsibility for a person's actions when they don't have any interest in doing the best job they can (or at least an adequate performance so they can keep their job)? Are you going to take the chance that the person who resigned isn't stealing all your corporate data and selling it to the competitor they were just hired at? What if the person gets mad/insanely drunk and does something on a whim that sets you back? What sort of accountability do you have for this person? Remember, it's not just the trust between you and the person who resigned but also between all of the employees and their families too since it's their livelihood on the line.

      Even if it is "unintentional", you still gain insight into more of the corporate strategy and technology (in your case) that your old company is using or plans to use. For some companies, this doesn't matter. They produce your joe schmoe products. But if it does, then don't expect to stick around.

      The company is helping itself by cutting you off. Most companies don't have the time nor the resources to play babysitter to someone that just said "I don't want to be here". Don't go crying when they say "ok, thanks, we'll pay you the rest of the time you wanted to work". They are out to survive and make as much profit as they can. And before you say that's a bad thing, remember that it's having profits that allows people to remain employed.

    58. Re:What did you expect? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      OK, fine, but jeese, why *not* just call him that night?

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    59. Re:What did you expect? by Wavicle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your friend was lucky. He was working at a company that was brain dead.

      The company should have just escorted him from the building and told him never to come back. Even if it was an office building and he was hanging out in the corridors, unless he has legitimate business there, the company is within its right to have him escorted out if he is disrupting productivity in any way.

      Tip to the wise: don't try this at your work. They'll kick your ass out *and* give you a bad reference.

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    60. Re:What did you expect? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      My present employer wanted me to start immediately, yet they would want me to give them two weeks notice.

      I hope you didn't agree. Many companies will try to do that to see if you'll agree, and it's a black mark if you do. If you'll quit without notice to move to them, you'll do it to them too, and they'd be looking for your replacement ASAP. Always insist on giving notice, even if you intend on waitint 'till the last second and saying, "Oh, by the way, this was my last day here."

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    61. Re:What did you expect? by shri · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, it is all about HOW you give your notice. People who are important to the company should talk to their managers or the senior most person they have access to and explain to them they are leaving and these are the outstanding projects on hand. Explain that you'd like to hand over to the next person and make sure there is some continuity.

      You'd be surprised how well such a "pre-resignation" would be handled. It also will give you a good chance to figure out how really important you are to the company.

      The problem is a lot of people think they are important... when they really are not.

    62. Re:What did you expect? by prell · · Score: 1

      He got insulted. He doesn't have to be happy with that.

    63. Re:What did you expect? by Keith+Mickunas · · Score: 1

      There's also the issue of how you will behave and what effect that may have on your coworkers. In my second job I replaced a guy who left on fairly good terms. It had been their intention to keep him for the two weeks, however once they notified him that he was in the hole on his vacation time and they'd be docking his paycheck, he started going from cube to cube complaining to everyone about the unfair treatment. From then on they just decided to cut their losses and have people leave immediately.

    64. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No joke, this doesn't even make any sense that he posted the comment. Even if they did not fire you, as any person should realize, you have left the company because it did not suit your needs in some manner or another. If you stayed for those next two weeks chances are you'd be submitting sub-par work, or performing under the bar in lieu of the pending 'release from damnation (the job you quit)' etc.

      It just so happened that I was having this conversation with the person who *I* would submit a resignation to, if I were ever to resign and he plainly said Yep, if you give us two weeks notice you are escorted out of the building right then, given the next two weeks pay and wished the best.

      There is simply put, very little reason for a company to keep you around those next two weeks, and ALOT of reason to get you the hell out of the company. You've already broken your loyalty to the company if nothing else, they certainly can't hold much over you since you've said you are leaving, so thus, you are pretty much a liability, unless your job is highly critical and may take two weeks to fill (which is why the two weeks notice is a courtsey...), you should always expect to be escorted out of the building upon professional submittal of your resignition (or unprofessional for that matter...)

    65. Re:What did you expect? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      At least this way, he got say his goodbyes and collect his legal box full of personal crap. If he feels jerked now for being treated fairly, it would have been worse if they called him at home and told him never to come back.

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    66. Re:What did you expect? by shawb · · Score: 1

      Who knows... maybe your boss was a little envious of you having the courage to be able to stand up and say "I've had enough."

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    67. Re:What did you expect? by jht · · Score: 1

      The last time I resigned was in 1998 - I'd worked at the company for six years, and was in charge of all their tech. I offered nearly two months' notice (five weeks prior to an already-scheduled vacation, then another week-plus afterwards two wrap up). It was gratefully accepted, and I spent the time working harder than ever and training the person who was moved into my spot. I'm still on good terms with the company, and have come in several times to provide services since going into consulting last year.

      The company I left them to go to laid me off after five-plus years, as part of a massive downsizing following a merger (my department of four will be down to a single person after the first of the year). Since I was IT management, policy of the company who had acquired us was that management would be terminated immediately and escorted out. Which, in addition to the irony, was amusing as it left them in tough straits for a while (I tried to make sure people knew how to do stuff, but there were still plenty of details where I was the only person who really knew them), and simply got me an extra two months of paid vacation (60 days was the layoff notice time for all other employees - including IT worker bees).

      I wound up telling them all the things they needed to change afterwards to lock me out correctly. The only thing that actually annoyed me was that HR initially was going to terminate my benefits immediately - I pointed out, correctly, that I was really under a 60-day notice according to policy. It wasn't my fault that they didn't wish to use my services during those 60 days. After some quick consultation, they said "yep - you're right", and that was taken care of.

      A year later I came back there as a consultant to help them with some DR-related stuff. Charged for every minute of my time, too.

      I've handled terminations for some of my clients (and employers) over the years as well, of course - the simple way to do it for me is just implement whatever the policy is. Most of my clients are smaller companies - in those cases, the owner calls me up and tells me what to do, and how quickly they plan to do it. I don't enjoy that part of the job, but it's not about enjoyment - it's about what the customer needs done.

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    68. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Resignation isn't always about "I don't want to be here".

      Sometimes it's just necessary to move to another job because of other obligations (eg. spouse moving, or need more pay than your employer offers, simple need for variety, etc).

      Sometimes when someone resigns they're leaving because they don't see their future being there - and so instead of clinging to the position like a leech until they're bitter over chances missed they move on while things are still at good terms, leaving while they still like working there.

    69. Re:What did you expect? by bcjanes · · Score: 1

      It's S.O.P. in many different industries too. I have given 2 or more weeks notice in 2 different industries (non IT related) and was immediately terminated with pay as soon as I served notice. Once actually without pay. I don't think it's necessarily "unethical" to do so as long as they pay you for the time you intended to work. If they don't, it's a different story.

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    70. Re:What did you expect? by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      They could state this as policy in the employee handbook. At least you know what you are in for then. Also, I have to say that I find it a little childish and stupid on the companies part.

      If they knew they what they were in for, the little trick wouldn't work, would it?

      And yes, it's stupid. That's because most people are stupid, that's how the world works, designed for the stupid. As I said in another post, you can take the most professional guy, give him a better job with higher pay, and he'll still make the "stupid" decision of poking around his old systems if given a chance.

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    71. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think parent post is bang on.

      If the management has _any_ brains, they realize you would have/could have committed nefarious acts _before_ giving notice. The termination of system access is absolutely _not_ personal. It will be mandated by policy in many places and in fact protects the person who gave notice. If you gave notice and something "bad" happened immediately afterwards, server crash, corrupt database _whatever, suspicion would naturally fall on, you the terminated employee, unless you had no access to the systems.

      As someone else has said, just take the pay and smile for 2 weeks. Where I work, you wouldn't have got past security the next day... again, nothing personal, just policy.

    72. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the company I work at (top 2 computer corporation), it is routine for people who know they are leaving to work until the day before they start their new job. Then they give their two weeks notice, and promptly get walked out the door with a nice "please don't come back". They do, however, get paid for the two weeks. In this manner, they take no time off work and get two extra weeks of pay.

      Sounds like you just weren't aware that this policy was in place, so you couldn't benefit from it. Unfortunate. This is pretty standard practice in the industry.

    73. Re:What did you expect? by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      When I quit the last job I had, I probably was more busy the last two weeks after having given them my notice than I had been in quite a while. There was a lot of stuff to transition, and they definately got their money's worth for those last two weeks. The only real break was the last day when I wiped my workstations and installed fresh images on them for the next person. Most of that day was just sent with me sitting around and folks picking my brain for things I had forgotten to mention that were a part of my normal routine.

      While I would have liked to have had a little time off during the transition between jobs, I was happy that my superiors thought enough of me to not revoke my access and escort me out when I gave notice even though I had direct root access to hundreds of some rather large systems that made tons of money. They gained because they had two weeks of extensive brain dump for the rest of the team. I feel I gained because everything was open and friendly the whole time. Because of the way I was treated, I had no problems with passing along things that came to me over the next few weeks, or answering any questions anyone had.

      Bottom line: everyone wins when you treat people like human beings. Anyone who thinks that by locking someone out when they give notice that they are really protecting themselves is not thinking clearly IMO. There may be individual cases where that is advisable, but I generally think most folks are honest, and aren't going to be doing things like sabotaging systems, or planting timebombs just because they are a short-timer. Besides, anyone who would do that would have more than enough opportunuty before they let their employer know they were leaving.

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    74. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost nobody gives bad references these days, its an invitation for lawsuit. (In the US at least.)

    75. Re:What did you expect? by flosofl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I too am in risk management. I heartily agree with what you have said. It all boils down to each companies tolerance of risk. Some companies are willing to pay the 2 weeks of serverence even though the employee no longer performs the job.

      I work for a multi-national bank, and they do this all the time. They may spend millions over the course of a couple of years doing this, but this is what they are willing to pay to mitigate the possibility of even higher loss. There are some systems (I'm thinking of Fed Reserve and clearing house operations) that could cost that much over the course of a couple *hours* if they were disrupted (fines and/or actual loss). Even though internal controls make it unlikely to happen, the risk is still there and paying for 2 weeks of non-productivity is a small price to pay to reduce it.

      This does not even take into account the *legal* problems a company would face if they allowed an out-going employee access and he/she disrupted operations to the point of major financial loss. It's called Due Care. And it can result in criminal charges being brought against the senior management. "So you knew the possibility existed, but still let this person have access?"

      Don't be insulted. This is just SOP these days for any company with responsibilities to shareholders.

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    76. Re:What did you expect? by Akoman · · Score: 1

      If you're smart, you already have backups. You need them to protect yourself so nobody can make you take the blame for something that "happened" after you left. Same with your email. Same with personal effects. Remove everything the day before you hand in your resignation. You're an idiot if you don't.

      If you're insane you have backups of your email. If you take anything of the sort and there is a good chance you are in violation of multiple sections of company policy, not to mention information in your emails that likely shouldn't leave the company either for personal privacy, or competitive reasons. PLEASE. Before you follow this advice confirm your company policy, the company is likely protecting ITSELF first from incriminating email data and by keeping your own copy of it for retaliatory reasons could invite way more hurt on yourself than you think.

    77. Re:What did you expect? by Twanfox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Be that as it may, what about the situation where the employee knows they're leaving, but the employer knows they're not. SOP for technical employees then becomes "Resign a day or two ahead of when you want to quit. That way, you get to work up til the end, and get a 2 week bonus". It may be 'sensible' to manage risk like that, but it is severely rude to respond to someone's polite and respectable statement of intentions with (the equivilent of) 'Get out now.'

    78. Re:What did you expect? by dwater · · Score: 1

      > You're legally entitled to leave without ANY notice.
      > ...
      > ...most work in the U.S. today is done

      "Most"..."U.S."...

      I'm not sure what you mean by "You're".

      Depends, doesn't it?

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    79. Re:What did you expect? by alc6379 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's against the law to give a bad reference in my state (TN). You can only answer "yes" or "no" to the question: "Is person eligible to work at your company ever again?

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    80. Re:What did you expect? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised. I had a co-worker who gave a 6 month notice that he would retire. This was two months before the upcoming layoffs which we knew about. He happened to get laid off and got a 4 month package. So, if he stopped working or got laid off, he'd get the same amount of money. His boss laid him off so, it all worked out for him niceley and he didn't have to work after that.

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    81. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would try to give a 6 month written notice then.

      That scenario does raise some interesting questions. Even recognizing that employment in the U.S. is "at will" and you can be let go at any time with no paid severence, wouldn't you be entitled to unemployment insurance if you were let go two weeks after giving 6 months notice? If I say "I plan to quit in 6 months", then clearly I plan to continue to work there for the next 6 months. If they let me go before then (like two weeks after my notice), then they have terminated my employment early, not me. If I haven't done anything wrong, then I'm entitled to unemployment insurance.

      Further, and again recognizing that they are under no legal obligation to provide severance, most large corporations do have defined severence benefits. Something tells me that they'd make an exception to the policy in this case, though. Then again, threat of legal action might make them fold.

      All that said, when I'm ready to make a career change, I am going to try this and see how it plays out. I'm sure that my immediate management will try to disuade me from giving formal notice, but at that point I'll just go over their head and do it to see what happens.

    82. Re:What did you expect? by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      IT professionals have a lot of responsibility and a lot of power, and can seriously f-up a company with a few clicks.

      You could make the same argument for senior management but somehow when they f-up the company they get a nice severance package from the board. I guess a few mil is a nice reward for running a company into the ground.

      Hell, let's not even go there. Let's talk about grunt workers. In a lot of companies the janitors/maintenance are almost as powerful (if not more so?) as the IT staff. They have keys to everything, including (in all of the places I've ever worked) the server room. Sure, they can't screw the company over with a "few clicks", but an uber magnet and/or sledgehammer would probably have the same result.

      I for one am tired of being treated like a criminal by paranoid employers. Like if he was going to screw them over he would have given two weeks notice and then screwed them over. And don't give me the "it's just business" argument. If it was just business he would have left without giving them any notice. Hell, if you are salaried just walk out the door at about noon. Odds are they'll have to pay you for the rest of the day. That's business.

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    83. Re:What did you expect? by redoverlord · · Score: 0

      Well, i gave my legal 3 months (after 8 years service) notice but since there is no replacement yet, they can't do nothing except to be diplomatic and make me document all my stuffs. Then why should a sysadmin document how he did the setups etc? When the replacement comes, he should know these. i'm no teacher. the only document they will get will be list of root passwd and other sensitive passwds. as for my stuffs, i've given them a new harddisk with only the os installed and taken back the hard disk i was using. they should be happy to get a "new" one.

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    84. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually funny/not-funny

      I worked at a company where one of the managers decided to move on. She was near the top, worked hard and was quite professional. Her mistake was in giving three months notice so they could work out a graceful exit.

      She was fired on the spot, asked to leave the property and given the minimum statutory severance.

      In my jurisdiction, once you've given notice you may be let go immediately provided the company pays severance. I knew I was leaving my job with that company for 6 months and didn't give notice till 2 weeks before. I would have loved to give them more time to plan for my replacement, but figured they'd just shaft me.

      They went bankrupt a few years later. Sometimes you get what you deserve. :-]

    85. Re:What did you expect? by Infernal+Device · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now FIRING SOMEONE... that's different. In that case, I compartmentalize them starting the day before, backing up anything that they can touch. I then shut off their machine after they leave, remove or lock accounts and remove their remote access if they had it.

      You left out: pouring bleach on their chair and torching the office so as to remove all traces of their odious stain upon the soul of your company, YOU SLACKER!

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    86. Re:What did you expect? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      re: (Luckily, I'm compensated in pay for the next two weeks)

      They HAVE to pay you the two weeks in many states. They weren't being nice to you, they were avoiding a lawsuit.

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    87. Re:What did you expect? by dmambrose · · Score: 1

      The best thing to do is give your two month notice or longer instead of two weeks. You can always shorten later if they don't give you walking papers that day. If you shorten your notice two weeks afterwards, it will seem to HR that somebody offended you. HR will ask you why you change you notice. It is important that should never say that you change your mind but you are not at liberty to say at this moment. HR will think that hired a lawyer. They might just offer you two month severance right there and you can go to you next job with a two month. I don't know if that is professional but it is the corporate way of doing things.

    88. Re:What did you expect? by vanyel · · Score: 1

      If you're leaving amicably, that's highly unprofessional behavior on *their* part. Last summer, I got the opportunity to apply for a job in Maui with one of my best friends, and initially I turned it down because I like where I'm at, and they *really* needed me. It didn't take me too long to decide that it was too good an opportunity to pass up, so I applied. When I did, I told my employer so that they would have plenty of time to prepare in case I left. As it happens, I didn't because the company there couldn't figure out what it wanted. I'm not sure if I would tell them again, because instead of just me dangling, it was the entire small company I work for. If I were to do it again, I'd wait until I got the job, but stretch the start date out as far as I possibly could. And we've managed to get into a position where it wouldn't be quite the blow if I left as well (yeah, a mixed blessing ;-) ), so it wouldn't be the issue it was then.

      On the other hand, if you're not on good terms with your employer, then, well, by the time you give notice, if you're of a destructive mindset, anything they do will too late anyway. Acting like that is just incentive to conform to their expectations.

    89. Re:What did you expect? by really? · · Score: 1

      When I left my last IT employer, I gave them several months' notice. I then worked with FULL access to ALL resources till the last day of my contract. I guess some companies CIOs TRUST their employees, at least some of them, in spite of what company policy might or might not say.
      By the way, I am having WAY more fun now that I am out of the IT biz, and back to doing it just for fun/friends/small_short_term_contracts.

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    90. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      >> (We checked his briefcase on his way out and removed all of the confidential information he was stealing first... Warrants are being drawn up to search his house now.)

      I'm not sayin it's OK to leave with company info (It's not) but searching personal belongings sounds a way out of line, unless you had police attend and accused him of theft right then and there.

      If security wants to see what's in my pockets, they can f*ck off. We have a security force where I work, but they're not sworn peace officers and can't do anything beyond surveillance, note-taking and citizen's arrest. (Exactly the same rights as anyone else. - Are things different in Australia?)

    91. Re:What did you expect? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oh... and to answer the question asked -- the best advice is to keep it short and to the point, no comments about why you're leaving or where you're going. "Dear Manager -- As of (date) I resign my position as (position) --Sincerly (yourname)"
      When Charles de Gaulle resigned from the French Presidency, his resignation letter was:
      "Je cesse d'exercer mes fonctions de président de la République. Cette décision prend effet aujourd'hui à midi".

      ("I cease to exert my functions of president of the Republic. This decision comes in effect today at noon").

    92. Re:What did you expect? by Lurgen · · Score: 1

      It's not a silly security measure. I'm surprised we're even having to discuss this, it seems like common sense to me!

      To answer the article's question, professionalism calls for a politely written resignation that offers at least the contracted (or standard) period of notice. If you can offer more, it's worth thinking about doing. They probably won't take you up on it, but it's a nice gesture. You want to avoid saying why you're leaving - I made that mistake once, and turned my resignation letter into a nasty attack on my manager (who totally deserved it). It came back to bite me eventually.

      As an employer, the minute you realise one of your influential (to other staff or customers) staff is about to leave you cut them off immediately. Their heart is probably not in it, and word will get around pretty fast. If the company is (like most) an unhappy place they'll be a severe drain on morale even if they just keep working the way they always did. If they were planning on doing something nasty, it's already done so that's a moot point. Of course, once you've resigned all sorts of animosity comes to the surface and it's surprising just how angry a person can get over a little thing once they realise they don't have to supress it any more! So you escort them out of the building, and pay out their notice period.

      Nobody gets hurt by cutting a departing employee's access off immediately. The employee gets paid for a couple of weeks vacation that they weren't going to have. The employer eliminates an element of risk that they had little control over (control in the workplace revolves largely around financial reward and the threat of removing that financial reward). Everybody wins!

      Finally, remember that a large part of running any business is managing risk. Departing employees are often unhappy ones. Unhappy ones are risky ones. Especially unhappy ones that you can't threaten any more.

    93. Re:What did you expect? by PMoonlite · · Score: 1

      A mature, thoughtful organization would realize a couple of things. First, he is sitting with a whole lot of implicit knowledge about the current assignments.

      And being mature and thoughtful, they would already have required him to document that knowledge as explicitly as possible, in the even he was hit by a beer truck or otherwise unavailable. To do otherwise would be irresponsible.

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    94. Re:What did you expect? by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      during your two last weeks.... Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

      Bad idea; they'll be watching you. "Backup" all your files well in advance of giving notice. I put in a lot of late nights cleaning up my desk, filing stuff away, sanitising my email, making copies of interesting documents, before I left my resignation on the desk and walked out the door. Even in a less-hostile workplace where you might work out your notice, don't do anything at all questionable after you've given notice.

    95. Re:What did you expect? by urlgrey · · Score: 1
      Really - this is SOP in many, if not most places. At my company, anyone with "sensitive" access is immediately revoked upon receipt of written resignation. Period.


      Bear in mind also that this isn't likely a reflection on you per se, but more something procedural. It's there so that when someone with malice in their heart leaves they have less chance of doing it; likewise, it's also there so that if someone *else* is trying to pin something on you--heck you're leaving anyway--there's less chance of that succeeding.

      I worked as a retail / service manager in my college job and regularly had a *lot* of cash in my hands by the end-of-day on my closing shifts and even after YEARS with the company as clearly one of the most trusted and respected people in the organization, within a couple of hours of my meeting with the VP to announce my leaving, they'd already changed the combinations and keys and moved me away from shifts where I would be responsible for handling money.

      It was no reflection on me. It was the system. I took no offence, harbored no grudge. It was what it was.

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    96. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sometimes when someone resigns they're leaving because they don't see their future being there"

      Isn't that just a nicer way of saying "I don't want to be here."? You could continue that with "I found a job that better fits my goals/needs/desires" or "I had to move on because of various circumstances", but in the end, it's really about what you want. You take it as such a bad thing, and yes the wording could be better and more "politically correct" or whatever, but in the end, when YOU decide to resign, it's YOUR choice. Believe it or not, you have choices in this country. You could have a long distance relationship, you could find some way to cut your spending, you could try to expand your role in the company, etc. or you can move and decide to take a different job because that is what YOU want. Some choices are difficult, heartbreaking, and just plain suck, but that's life.

      More on topic, you make a choice to leave the company, and the company makes a choice to protect its assests and future by having you leave on its own good terms. In this case, the company even gave "free" pay for the time that he would have spent working. Why is there so much regret? Just because you might have been one of the best employees there or whatever, doesn't mean you can't be replaced. You aren't some person that everyone trusts with their future.

      It's like someone suddenly breaking up in a relationship and expecting "to be friends". In some cases, it works out, but more often than not, leaving can be a real bitch and you just have to take it in stride.

      I hate the phrase, but in this case, it really isn't personal, it's business.

    97. Re:What did you expect? by really? · · Score: 1

      I wish I hadn't posted, so I can moderate you as insightful. This has been my experience every time.

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    98. Re:What did you expect? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      Seems like a silly "security" measure to me.

      My aunt was a keypuncher for IBM in the late 1960s early 1970s. She said this was indeed the policy in place.

      However, everyone knew about it, and furthermore, IBM specifically discouraged any notice at all. They made it very clear to employees, if you want to quit, do it at the end of your last day and that will be that. (That strikes me as the professional thing to do.)

      Clearly, that's just the logical conclusion of this security conundrum. I understand why its done, but it's essentially an unsolvable security problem at its conclusion.

    99. Re:What did you expect? by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many companies don't care about the feelings of their current employees, let alone their soon to be ex-employees. It's sad but true. Companies exist to make and retain money for their shareholders, at the expense of all else.

    100. Re:What did you expect? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If you're insane you have backups of your email. If you take anything of the sort and there is a good chance you are in violation of multiple sections of company policy

      Company policy isn't law. Would you refer to have selected correspondence presented as evidence against you in some dispute? Make email backups; actually paper prints are better, lawyers trust paper more than digital files. Don't announce it, just have them in reserve in case they try to bushwhack you. I presented some email in a wages dispute, the send timestamps showed I'd been at work (or at least doing work) when they claimed I had skipped out. (Yeah, sure they could have been faked easily, though they weren't.)

    101. Re:What did you expect? by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is SOP. Either you give your 2-week notice the day before you start your new job, and double up on pay, or take a 2 week paid vacation.

    102. Re:What did you expect? by starwed · · Score: 1

      It's possible it's not so much "he might trash our systems" as "he's leaving for the competition; so don't let them get any more information about us than he already has."

    103. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "I can't believe they had security escort us out. I mean, what did they think, we were going to steal something."

      "I stole something."

      "Yeah, guess we all did."

      "No, I stole something else. Call it a going away present."

      Cue Geto Boys Music

    104. Re:What did you expect? by jafac · · Score: 1

      At my last employer (a dotcom), we went through several mergers and buy outs. I regularly saw accounts (os accounts, and accounts in databases or HR applications), share drives, and email addresses on distribution lists, belonging to people who left prior to the merger, or had been laid off years prior, or resigned, etc.

      In one case, a Netware 3.x box, with probably 100 legacy user accounts in the bindery, got boxed up and shipped 2000 miles when one site closed after a merger. Three years later, that box was still up, being used as a test node (don't want to reveal too much), and the accounts were still there, including the Admin account we hacked on the day they shut the site down. We could still log into it using the same password.

      Of course, I work in a whole different world now - my current employer takes security pretty seriously. Last year, a co-worker got his access cut because he was on a team and the other two had been laid off! (he left three weeks later anyway - some people can see the writing on the wall. Then there's idiots like me).

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    105. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm Beer....

    106. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was not the case at Texas Instruments or Solectron. Bother companies were running so lean that they could not afford the 2 week absence. Every once in a while they would escort someone off immediately but it was prompted by something other than just a resignation. When it did happen, it would almost always be followed by an audit from Security and IT (or Information Technology System and Services @ Solectron) of the employee's workspace and workstation.

    107. Re:What did you expect? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      By this logic there is no sense in any further employees giving two weeks notice if their employment really ends the day of their resignation. They can get paid for the last 2 weeks and if desired immediately start their other job (if they have one lined up already). In essence, for two weeks, they get paid twice.

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    108. Re:What did you expect? by forgetful_ca · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At one of the places I worked, I was terminated along with everyone else remotely involved with the same project. (Not relevant, getting to it) When I was let back in the building, they told us off site, the systems admin actually let me take home the second hard drive of my workstation, because I had a tonne of mp3's on it. Her boss wasn't consulted, he'd have undoubtedly said no. I'm sure her decision was a combination of being a cool person and survivor's guilt, but she still didn't have to say yes.

    109. Re:What did you expect? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      It's okay if the guy had previously signed a security agreement saying that it was okay, or there were prominently placed notices that bags brought onto the premises were subject to search. He's always free not to sign such (and not be allowed in) or not to bring bags (briefcases, etc) onto the premises.

      Both fairly common practices in places that worry about that sort of thing.

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    110. Re:What did you expect? by Trillan · · Score: 1

      One of the biggest mistakes the company I worked for ever made was allowing someone on premises after she handed in a resignation letter. She stole a pile of source code, some hard drives right out of computers (replacing them with defective ones), formed a competing company and used inside knowledge to underbid us... and stole the signed work agreement.

      There's not much we can do about source code and hard drivees, but needless to say, nobody (but nobody) has access to those agreements anymore.

    111. Re:What did you expect? by pboulang · · Score: 1

      In some businesses they need the two weeks to work out how to replace you. You are correct when you are one of many drones, though.

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    112. Re:What did you expect? by Canberra+Bob · · Score: 2, Funny

      After reading all the comments, I guess I was lucky (or unlucky, depending on which way you look at it). My last job I gave about 2 months notice, and they had me working until the very last day (where I still had full access to the system even when totally blind drunk after my farewell party). Yes, it was a large corporation. And yes, I did receive a great reference from them. On a side note - exit interviews are great when drunk - I highly recommend it as an experience! I became far more honest than I would have been if sober *grin*

    113. Re:What did you expect? by pboulang · · Score: 1

      They can't give you a bad reference without exposing themselves to a potential lawsuit. The worst they can do is NOT give a reference.

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    114. Re:What did you expect? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      At most of the places I've worked, anyone giving notice would be expected to spend the rest of the time tying up loose ends in their projects. That's the point of requiring notice. Of course, it would be foolish to expect particularly much productivity out of people who are quitting, but you generally want them to hang around so your other employees can grill them on anything that only they really knew well.

    115. Re:What did you expect? by pboulang · · Score: 1

      I think it's time for someone to re-read the slashdot FAQ, spanky.

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    116. Re:What did you expect? by cottcd · · Score: 1

      I was given the "move or quit" ultimatum. I chose to quit and my final day was supposed to be the next day. Instead of locking my out, they extended my termination date by 2 months and kept me on to finish 2 projects and train a replacement and my severance kicked in after that. By then I had another job lined up so I was taking in two checks for 9 weeks.

      Understandably my performance slumped in the last two months but I was never treated like I was going to steal secrets...nor did I.

      My situation was a bit difference since they initiated the termination but still, once they knew I was quitting they didn't treat me like a threat.

      I guess I can see why he may have expected more.

    117. Re:What did you expect? by protoinfiniteloop · · Score: 1

      This is nonsense. I worked in a non-computer related field of loss prevention, where we had access not only to company confidential information and sensitive internal memos, but also the access to customer data including credit information, and fellow employee information - information that would give you the chance to steal a lot of identities and cause a lot of damage, if you were unethical. When I submitted my two weeks notice, during those two weeks I saved the company and its business partners an estimated 20000 dollars through the work I did. There is no reason to cut access to systems to avoid a perceived 'risk' to company assets. Monitoring activities, I could understand, but eliminating that employee from adding further value to the company is a bad move in general. You lose the ability to regain that valuable employee if the new opportunity turns foul, and you actually increase the 'risk' by irritating the employee and perhaps pushing them to be the 'criminal' or 'erroneous agent' that the actions appear to imply that you think they are.

    118. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      Ah.

      If that's the way it works, I guess he was pretty dense to be trying to leave with anything that wasn't his.

      The company I work for is really (I mean _really_) security conscious, but we have no signage about search of person/bags. We do have a tonne of other signage regarding prohibitions on access, no cameras allowed, subject to surveillance and so forth. but there is no provision I know of for search of bags/cases etc.

      I _do_ know they've had our security force watch suspected employees and photograph them leaving with company property.

      I think the punch-line has always been law enforcement called and dismissal.

    119. Re:What did you expect? by WNight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good logic, but you miss the point. An employee is no more likely to hurt you after giving you their resignation than before. They likely knew much sooner, so they've had all the time they needed to do anything. You're making up a risk, claiming it *could* cost USD 3.2 ho-jillions per second, and that having the employee killed is obviously a smart move, fiscally speaking.

      If that employee was George from Seinfeld, controlled the world markets, and had just had a fight with his boss it might even be true. But really that person is moving, or found a better job, or has some totally non-hateful reason for leaving and planned to use the two weeks to wrap up their work, whose worst crime will be extra networking time with co-workers. Or, if they are malicious, they've likely got an IQ over 7 and they'll have already done whatever they were going to do.

      In the end, you create a lot of ill-will within the professions that staff your company. That cog you fired can be replace with a call to HR, but that cog's co-workers and friends now don't see you as a good workplace. There appears to be a flood of tech workers, but some companies just can't seem to find anyone good... The real risk is that an overstuffed security nazi with a fetish for bureaucracy is destroying the assets of good-will, loyalty, industry reputation, and chasing away the R&D core of the business, those who should have the most invested in the company's future.

      I've always given notice on a Friday, conforming for no real reason to the M-F business week, and I've cleaned up a bit. Nobody has been weird and canned me immediately, so no harm either way. But, listening to people like you has made me realize that the best time to give notice is monday at 11am, right after the weekend testers report and the project steering meetings, when I've got what feels like half of the shared files in the project open and checked out, and sixteen things and waiting on my simple yes-no. I figure, that way if you're nice, I keep working and wrap up everything happily, perhaps even trying to delay my new job to finish a project. But, if you aren't nice, I'm spared all the actual hassle of my week at work, still got the coffee and donuts, payed for the whole day, and I get to imagine you justifying the huge expense of everyone twiddling their thumbs because they're waiting on my bugfixes that I hadn't reassigned to anyone else, etc...

      You see, these security nazis... their silly policies interfere with things they couldn't begin to contemplate, their interference can cause tons of PR problems, etc. Incalculable losses. Better to just fire them immediately. No thinking VP or HR manager ever keeps one of these loose cannons on staff. The potential liability is enormous.

    120. Re:What did you expect? by Hammer · · Score: 1
      However, expecting that you'll have carte blanche access to the systems during your two last weeks is a bit silly. Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.


      If I were to to that kind of shit when I resign , I would likely do that the week prior to handing in the resignation... It is another story when they terminate your employment. Then they may realistically assume that you might be somewhat miffed.
      When I was laid of in 2002 my boss said, can you please gather up your stuff by lunch and we'll pay you a cab home so you get your stuff home too. They showed me professional respect, and I still respect them and had no reason to diss them (or myself...) by doing shit or steal stuff.

      If there is a mutual respect neither you nor your employer should not have to expect silliness.
    121. Re:What did you expect? by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 1

      I saved the company and its business partners an estimated 20000 dollars through the work I did

      Would your replacement have done the same thing during two weeks? Probably not initially, but eventually they would. It's good that you saved the company $20k in those two weeks, but someone else probably would have picked it up as well.

      There is no reason to cut access to systems to avoid a perceived 'risk' to company assets

      Only the force deal in absolutes ;) Yes, there are a number of reasons. You and many other slashdotters just don't seem to understand them. It's ok though, they don't make sense when you look at them on an individual, case by case basis, but when blanketly applied, they can be appropriate. They're not always appropriate, but they're not always inappropriate either.

    122. Re:What did you expect? by arivanov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is essentially the American attitude HR (though it is gaining foothold elsewhere). It is the assumption that you are a retard and going to put in peril the rest of your career doing something utterly silly during the 2 weeks notice you have left. It is best described as utterly stupid. After all if you wanted to do something you could have done it before handing your resignation. Further to that are you sure that they have revoked your access from "really" everywhere? I had similar experience while working for an American corp. When I resigned the IT security revoked my user access from everywhere. What they forgot to revoke (and in fact could not revoke) was my root access from two thirds of the European systems. He had to be very unkindly reminded by my boss that A) He did not do his job correctly and gave him a list of systems where he did not revoke my access. After that he formally requested risk assessment and the estimate for potential damage to the systems where they did not correctly disable my access. B) If I actually wanted to make a dogs breakfast of my career I could have done it 100 times. As a result I had my access reinstated for the remainder of my notice period. And the idiots lost their bonus. Essentially it is not you who is unprofessional. It is the majority of American HR which have no idea about the level of damage an average SysAdmin can make and treat them the same as Aales. What HR does not know is that there is a long history of the industry dealing with the few that do damage. Everyone knows the cases like the Dixon's payroll triggers so noone will actually do it nowdays. Sales is a different story - they are expected by their new employer to have stolen the customer database and bring all of their contacts and accounts with them.

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    123. Re:What did you expect? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes, that IS the professional way to deal with it. Ever heard of "in-lieu-of" pay? Standard operating procedure. You give two-weeks' notice, they pay you for it and you are free to go immediately, which you do gracefully. What's unprofessional about that?

    124. Re:What did you expect? by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I arrived at work as per my employment agreement. I am NOT tresspassing. If they request me to leave, I leave. No problem. I will inform the HR person of the personal items that I have on their property and wait for my escort out. Still not tresspassing. After I leave I contact the HR department concerning when and where I can regain possesion of my personal belongings. At that point, either they are professional and agree to meet me at some place and return my property, or they get a lawsuit even if it costs several times the value of the items. Still no tresspass. Go figure. If they ask you to leave, by law they have to give you a reasonable chance to leave before it is tresspass. Naturally, a judge gets to decide what was reasonable.

    125. Re:What did you expect? by Topherbyte · · Score: 0

      All I hear in here is a bunch of Rhesus monkeys shouting SOP and risk management louder and louder. I thought the guy was asking for real advice?

      The reality of labor in [probably] every state in the union is called At Will Employment. This means you can walk out the door while giving your boss the finger any day of the week. Conversely it also means that your employer can show you the door any day of the week. The fact that they got rid of you immediately after your courteous letter of resignation should only reinforce one point to you: that no matter who your employer is, they will never, ever extend a courtesy to you once they know you are history. This is a natural extension of the quite common policy of not providing referrals or references due to the legal hot water companies have found themselves in because some manager decided to say that Suzy Q. Worker was stoned every day of the week and that person they spoke to (who was pretending to be a hiring manager) just happened to be an investigator working for Suzy Q. trying to determine who was bad-mouthing her so that she could sue their asses off.

      so a few months ago I worked for a 5-letter networking company with flavs in their router software, quite a nice paying gig actually. After a few months, when I realized how embroiled I was in a shit-job death-march I came in one morning, said Goodbye to my manager, turned in my laptop and badge, and showed myself back to the parking lot. I did get a few more hours sleep that morning.

      Moral of the story: *ALWAYS* leave on your own terms whether it's a quick escape or a planned upgrade. If you're GOOD you don't need anyone to speak for you after-the-fact. When asked why you left, the SOP for you will be to reply, "I needed to pursue more challenging opportunities," which is hopefully what you are really doing.

    126. Re:What did you expect? by Skynyrd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Really - this is SOP in many, if not most places. At my company, anyone with "sensitive" access is immediately revoked upon receipt of written resignation. Period.

      A former place of employment was so bad, that when I was leaving on poor terms, I was asked (by the head of HR) for "all the passwords I knew". I had to explain that if I told them to him, I'd still know them and could use them. He was shocked when I informed him that his IS staff would have to figure out how to change a hundred passwords.

      It was a great place to leave.

    127. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way they handled it might be SOP, but it doesn't mean its right or ethical. Nobody should be treated like a crook or a pariah. If they want to do that, let them PAY EXTRA for the privilege.

      What are you rambling on about? He gave two weeks notice and was paid for those two weeks, with the added benefit of not having to work them. How could that possibly be construed as a negative for him?

    128. Re:What did you expect? by WNight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We get that. But if you look beyond the instant you can see that rude and distrusting behaviour to an employee not only turns them off, but all of your current employees.

      You've got self-interest, but the smart money is on enlightened self interest - you know, looking at the big picture. Do you cook or feed a golden goose?

    129. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you were going to steal IP, why wouldn't you just do it in the 2 weeks prior to giving your 2 weeks notice?

    130. Re:What did you expect? by eric76 · · Score: 1

      My boss at my first job out of college gave 1 years notice.

      When the year was up, they still weren't ready to replace them.

    131. Re:What did you expect? by archeopterix · · Score: 1
      Third, he is now an ex-employee. He will go out in the world and socialize with his peers at other companies - some of whom his previous employer may well want to hire at some point in the future. If his final impresion of the company is that of a bunch of posterior orifices, that's what he'll be telling people when they ask him about his opinion on applying for a position there.
      Third.2: The IT world is a small world. There is a good chance that the ex-employee might soon be in position to influence or even make decisions about purchase of the ex-company products or services.
    132. Re:What did you expect? by Smuffe · · Score: 1

      So in other words, you left the whole system running at 100%, turned on every light you could find, left the stereo blasting Christina Augilera at highest volume and didn't lock up? That would have showed them! :)

    133. Re:What did you expect? by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 1

      Risk management includes managing risks that havent occured but might occur. Logic bombs aren't the only reason for these sort of policies. If you're really important to a corporation with one of these types of policies, you'd hope they are sensible enough to (like other people have mentioned) to retain you with the access of a contractor for the remainder of your notice period.

    134. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The law is quite clear - you cannot suddenly isolate an employee from his/her coworkers. That's a change of employment conditions, and as such, its constructive dismissal. Extra severance pay, fines, etc., as well as the hassle of a workplace audit. And since you're actually supposed to be working there for the 2 weeks, telling you NOT to come in is also isolating you from your coworkers.

      Cheaper for them to work out a gentlemen's agreement to give you 2 months in return for leaving now.

    135. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not really professional to regard someone who came in for legitimate business as a "trespasser". Incidentally, the law wouldn't recognize someone as committing trespass merely because their employment ended, so long as they didn't enter the property without a legitimate reason and against the will of the owner.

      If they want you to have your employment ended upon notice of resignation, so be it. So they locked you out of the computers? They didn't ask you to do anything more with them. You don't need access to the computers.

      Think of it as tho your employer just gave you a free two-week paid vacation to spend preparing for your next job. Congratulations. Go to Hawaii or something.

    136. Re:What did you expect? by Muhammar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once, I made mistake of telling my boss that he needed to look for my replacement. (We were all working nights and weekend through, for more than 5 months without letoff - and I did not want to let others down by quiting suddenly.) My boss was instructed by his superiors to make me to put it into writinge - "so that they can officialy start interviewing for my position". On Friday afterneoon I wrote a note that I intended to quit in about 4-6 weeks. The next Monday morning my keycard would not work. A guard + an HR doofus were waiting for me, with a box prepared. The argument was that I "might try" to hire away some other employees. That's why they "shifted forward" my own resignation date. I wrote few letters and suddenly I found a check worth extra 2 months. HR from headquarters called me and explained that they "overpaid me by accident but they did not want me to return the money."

      (Btw. I just learned that they are now going out of business.)

      So the professional way is: 1) Call your boss home, Saturday noon, that you are leaving next Monday. (So that he will have time to calm down). 2) On Monday morning, bring a cake and orange juice with you. While others are running around looking very stressed, offer them something sweet and tell them that you are really going to miss them.

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    137. Re:What did you expect? by grungefade · · Score: 0

      Yes, but in the end things might turn out differently.

      I just resigned from work also. I put in my 2 weeks and kept working as usual up until the end. And the day I left, they already started talking bad about me to all other employees. This has happened to me before. I dont understand it. But it always seems that employers want to make you look like the bad guy for leaving. No matter how hard I worked to make it a smooth transition.

      So when employers could care less about our future and financial burdens by cutting corners around you any chance they get. I dont see why employees should be so respectful to corporations. They only care about one thing, getting more for giving less.

      P.S. If you are one of the lucky few to be working for a company that really sees more important things in the long run.. like human decency (costco for example), hold on to that job with all you've got. You dont know how lucky you really are.

    138. Re:What did you expect? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      ... and I still had access 2 months later...

      How did you know that, eh? ;-)

    139. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great stuff like this never happens to me....

      I have to remove MY OWN :
      - swipe card (I issue them)
      - keys (I issue them too)
      - accounts on the servers (well I am the admin)
      - 2 email accounts
      etc.
      etc.
      etc.
      Then show my replacement where everything is and provide them the usernames & passwords

      Damn it!

    140. Re:What did you expect? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Most employers here don't treat you as a threat or a criminal when you resign - unless they have a reason to. If you are resigning to move, take a different job and are 'leaving honorably' they'll want you to stay on to make sure everything is handed over in an orderly manner. I wouldn't want to be working for a company that's so paranoid that they eject you the moment you resign (for honorable reasons).

    141. Re:What did you expect? by Alioth · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

      No they don't. And if they did, most people know before they hand in their resignation that they are about to hand in their resignation, and if they had dishonest intent, could do all of this long before handing in their notice.
    142. Re:What did you expect? by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do you think a security officer (the one who makes these decissions) would personally know every single employee in a large company well enough to make a decission based on how much you can be trusted?

      Although it isn't a nice way te end a working relationship this way, certain positions (such as most in IT) require secrecy and the risk of one employee "flipping the bird" at his soon-to-be-ex-employer is often too large.

      I don't think situations such as this should be taken personally unless you're the only employee who would get this treatment in a similar situation.

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    143. Re:What did you expect? by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      You've got it all figured out! You're so clever!

    144. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in films, and I've seen the FBI show up and escort some choice personages out of buildings for leaking images of copyrighted materials before they were eligible to be shown (after the dvd comes out). It's not a pretty sight.

    145. Re:What did you expect? by phision · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And what about this scenario: the system crashes totally. The next day you give your resignation letter. Will you not be blamed for the crash?

    146. Re:What did you expect? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I agree about the risk POV. Someone who's worked for you loyally for a few years is going to all of a sudden wreck your systems on their way out?

      Everywhere I've worked (nearly 20 years), people work their notice, and no-one ever decided to throw a spanner in the works. Ever. Even if hacked off, they just want out. They might want a job somewhere and a referral from a co-worker. If someone maliciously damaged a system on their way out, I wouldn't want to work with them again.

      All that said, most people I've spoken to are just glad to get marched out the door. In most cases, they phoned their next employer and asked if they could start Monday, resulting in a nice bonus of an additional month of salary.

    147. Re:What did you expect? by WarwickRyan · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and they'd not have already done that before they handed in their resignation?

      More likely they'd spent that time surfing the web and chatting to people.

    148. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What they forgot to revoke (and in fact could not revoke) was my root access from two thirds of the European systems.

      How did you notice that he forgot to revoke these? Because you tried to access them? Hmm, doing so after you've been told you were blocked access could be construed as trespass (... whether you try to subvert security by finding an unpatched hole, or by finding an account that should have been disabled but wasn't is unauthorized access in both cases...)

      Quite risky, this could have finished in a different way...

      Just imagine if they had not only blocked all accounts, but also put boobytraps on them (or just carefully watched the logfiles). In that case it would have been: "Good thing we blocked Joe's accounts. Look, he tried to access system A at 3h15 pm yesterday, and system B at 4h20!"

    149. Re:What did you expect? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about you, but in a sysad job, I usually hack together quite a few custom scripts, and I like to take them with me. Neither me nor my employer considers it "their" property if I, for instance, roll my own punchin/punchout system that emails my hours to the boss. Not that I'd be heartbroken to lose it, but it would be a PITA.

      And yeah, I should be backing that up, but I generally let my bosses know what I'm up to. Try to make friends, have mutual respect.

      OTOH, what have they got to lose, at that point? If I wanted to cause problems for the company, I'd do that before giving them my notice, or any sign that I'm looking for work elsewhere. If I didn't want to cause such problems, the last couple weeks would be better spent documenting my work or training my replacement than sitting on my ass -- not to mention that the new admin could call me up if he had problems.

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    150. Re:What did you expect? by winwar · · Score: 1

      "You can only answer "yes" or "no" to the question: "Is person eligible to work at your company ever again?"

      And the difference between giving a bad reference and eligible for rehire is what exactly? Second, how would you ever prove this? Finally, there are easy ways around this-call me back if this if this is a good employee, for instance. The law is a good thing. But it is as useful as laws against age discrimination in practice....

    151. Re:What did you expect? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      ...suspicion would naturally fall on, you the terminated employee, unless you had no access to the systems.

      Again, just as stupid as assuming that I'd give notice, and then commit nefarious acts, and not the other way around.

      Can they really be sure they're cutting my access? Being an admin gives lots of opportunity for installing backdoors...

      I mean, I would never do such a thing, because I generally trust the people I work for, and I know they trust me -- which is why they would leave my access up till the date I leave, and maybe a week or two beyond, and I wouldn't abuse it.

      Maybe I'm just lucky, but I still work in an environment where internal security concerns are balanced by mutual trust, not mutual fear.

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    152. Re:What did you expect? by black_rock · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, start a slahsdot.eu

    153. Re:What did you expect? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you concede the parent post's point, thought...

      It's not like they're terminating you at the moment you learned you were leaving. ...Your point makes no sense. Alright, I concede that the higher-ups might have a hard time understanding this, but if the employee did something grievious after giving notice, why fire the HR flack or VP who didn't fire them? After all, a malicious person is just as likely to do something bad after giving notice as before, so you're effectively firing the HR/VP for not being psychic enough to know whether the employee would do something bad, ever.

      To summarize, it's a pointless "security" measure, and the only reason it's implemented is office politics among those who can't tell how pointless it is.

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    154. Re:What did you expect? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      I agree to that. Besides, anyone who wants to screw the company can steal confidential material before handing in his resignation letter.
      The practice of escorting people out has more justification if the company fires the employee. In that case, the fired worker might get ideas of revenge, and removing him from the scene will have genuine security advantages. It is still a pretty rude way of handling things, but it makes more sense than with people who resigned by themselves.

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    155. Re:What did you expect? by IngramJames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, but if I wrote it, its MINE. Copyright law is clear on that. Its copyright ME the minute I write it. No notice necessary. Law trumps policy.

      if someone sent it to me, it's MINE.


      That only applies to your own, personal email account and documents you write using your personal equipment on your personal time. Companies also have legal rights, and while you're sitting at your desk using company equipment, you are part of the company. In the same way that if an employee of a company writes you an email from a company email account and they slander you, you sue the company - not the individual. That email was the company's email. Not the employee's.

      If you are referring to the code you write, then the same applies. If it didn't, then vast swathes of MS source code would be open now, as any employee who left the company would be able to release anything they wrote into the PD.

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    156. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      He was treated like crap. You know it. I know it. Being treated like an intruder, an outsider, a potential crook, rather than someone who had helped them get where they are.

      Its the same as the "don't pirate movies" they show in theatres. You're insulting your audience. They've paid to watch the movie - you're addresing your message to the wrong audience, and insulting them to boot.

      How would you feel if you walked into a store and one of the clerks was always hanging on your shoulder, looking at everything you do? Make you feel like you're being treated like a crook, right? Pleasant? Didn't think so.

    157. Re:What did you expect? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      I would try to give a 6 month written notice then.
      The company might fire you in return at the shortest possible date. So if you want to game the system, find out how long the mandatory notice in your case is. Then give YOUR notice at the most convenient time.
      Example:
      Your work contract says that it can be terminated ony at the end of a month, with notice required 4 weeks prior. Then hand in your resignation letter 3 1/2 weeks before the end of the month. Result:
      Almost 8 weeks of paid holiday ;-)

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    158. Re:What did you expect? by nordicfrost · · Score: 1
      found a better job, or has some totally non-hateful reason for leaving

      How can the HR dept. be sure of this? I'm pretty sure that if the company is big enough, the two weeks of extra pay is peanuts compared to the damage one disgruntled employee would do, if anything as a joke. Sure, he could do it before handing over the resignation but then he'd risk being without a job. Anyway, it is called cutting the risk magins as close as possible.

    159. Re:What did you expect? by Stripe7 · · Score: 1

      Depends on your contract. Most job contracts I have signed basically say either party can terminate the agreement at any time. ie no 2 weeks notice. My previous job I got po'ed enough that I quit my job at 3:00 AM after fixing a problem despite having to deal with micromangement from a manager who had no clue what I was doing. Depending on how amiable the seperations are I have had to terminate accounts for system admins the day they put in 2 weeks notice. In other cases the system admin accounts are left intact and the admins are kept on retainer as paid consultants on an hourly basis if their expertise is needed.

    160. Re:What did you expect? by EvilBlueRonin · · Score: 1
      "Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer" - Just curious: What hard evidence do you have that "most people" do this? I would think that if the person were prone to stealing IP it would have aready been stolen by the time they gave notice.

      My own 2c is that the original poster did the right thing. The way that the company in question reacts to it is a separate issue. They acted within their rights and although it may seem like an overreaction, he did get paid for the time. They simply made a business decision that he was more of a liability than an asset at that point. Just smile and move on.

    161. Re:What did you expect? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      It was no reflection on me. It was the system. I took no offence, harbored no grudge. It was what it was.

      You might not take personal offense, but I doubt you felt like respecting the judgement of the people who were enforcing such a stupid system.

      Cutting off the access of soembody who was laid off or fired is one thing - isolating someone who has in good conscience given advance notice is stupid, whether it's due to a "system" or not.

    162. Re:What did you expect? by Wireknight · · Score: 1

      The idea of the two week severance is all that makes the cost of treating the risk non-zero. Organizations are not required to provide such severance packages to individuals who have provided their notice, and may (and most likely will) engage in indemnity-free firing of the individual in question. No risk, no cost. This is why it is an increasingly bad idea on the part of employees to give all but the most cursory notice of their departure. It is essentially of greater interest to the bottom line to terminate noticed employees instantly than to risk their potential financially damaging actions.

    163. Re:What did you expect? by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 1

      It's okay if the guy had previously signed a security agreement saying that it was okay, or there were prominently placed notices that bags brought onto the premises were subject to search.

      In either of those cases he's more likely to give consent to a search, it's human nature, but neither of those entitles them to physically detain hum or to forcibly seize his bag etc. Subject to jurisdiction of course, but still...

      If he's entered into a contract saying he will allow a search then they'd have to sue if he refuses to permit a search. Otherwise they're commiting an asault. They can refuse anyone entry without a search of course but they can't detain people short of a citizen's arrest.

      Getting an implied contract out of having a sign on the wall sounds unlikely to work at all.

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    164. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the point in acting the way the CIO did? If he wanted to cause damage he could have done so right away, before noticing anyone about him reassigning?

    165. Re:What did you expect? by tswann01 · · Score: 1

      Obviously, not everyone knows this is SOP, so it is effective. Policy doesn't have to be known by all.

    166. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's think about this a second. What happens when someone gives notice?
      - All the coworkers may have already known it was coming - poison.
      - If you are still around, all your coworkers will spend time talking to you about the new job - poison.
      - You might be more likely to say negative things about management - poison.
      - The company that let's you leave early seems to have a plan of backup for you - SMART!
      - These computers aren't your kids, although I'm certain you feel that way. Let them go.

      I wish every company I left **had** escorted me out immediately. That never happened. At one place, I was interviewing my replacement for a few months! In all my recent notices, I've given 30 days notice since I didn't think they could replace me in any shorter time. It was fulfilling to see I was right, but leaving put my old team in trouble and nobody wants their friends to be screwed or make a difficult boss even more difficult towards to remaining team.

      Your company did the right thing for you and for them. The only time accepting a last day proposed by someone leaving makes sense is retirement.

    167. Re:What did you expect? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      In the end, you create a lot of ill-will within the professions that staff your company.

      I disagree. I don't know about anyone else but if I resigned with notice and was immediately paid that notice on the spot, I would be delighted. Absolutely, positively thrilled. It means a free paid holiday, or being able to start in a new position much earlier and being paid by old company for doing so.

      I might feel bad that my old employees were left holding the bag, but it's company policy and not my fault that things are the way they are.

      It's just too bad that my company doesn't do that. If I resigned I would be required to work every damned day until it was time to leave. Bah.

    168. Re:What did you expect? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd wonder if you were resigning if you were incompetent or made a mistake that caused the crash.

      Otherwise, even if the system crashes the day after you submit your resignation, after all access has been taken away, you can still be suspect.

      Nerds know about dead-man switches, time delays, etc.

      Something as simple as a weekday timer, where it triggers if you don't log in each day.

      Still, I'll say that he should take his two weeks and leave happy. Consider it two weeks vacation time. If he wants, he can try for more.

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    169. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever wants to back up code to his personal computer and waits until he gives his two weeks notice is just stupid.

    170. Re:What did you expect? by BurntNickel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

      I'd say that is an overly broad generlization.

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    171. Re:What did you expect? by nittacci · · Score: 1

      The reason most paranoid employers will treat you like a criminal is because so many of them are, in fact, criminals, and they expect everyone else is just as crooked. My brother is a hired gun corporate attorney and without giving names, he has become quite a sad man because of the widespread diddling of the law that he sees in his world. It's as if it is now considered de rigeur by our ultra competitive corporate culture to find a way to skirt laws and ethics, and I'm not only talking about the public relations industry or military contractors.
      Hyper-competition, short-sightedness, and our reverence for the outdated notion of "free market" is bringing a lot of pathological behaviour along with it.

    172. Re:What did you expect? by RawGutts · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You kidding me, H.R are the biggest idiots they are the same people who are looking for certain "Keywords" on the resume and could not care less about hiring a "good" IT person. H.R. folks are clueless wonders of the world.

    173. Re:What did you expect? by volsung · · Score: 1
      I was flipping through a book on business ethics at the bookstore the other day, and the author summarized the point in a way I hadn't thought of before.

      In the short term, "good" business is frequently what most people would call unethical. Double-billing clients, manipulating financial reports to avoid devaluing stock, and stingy benefits for employees all "help" the immediate bottom line in one way or another. In the long term, it will usually catch up with you. People, whether they be customers, employees, or shareholders, are going to notice that doing business with you is not in their best interest, and move on. (That is assuming the unethical behavior isn't also illegal, in which case you will probably also be saying hello to a judge.)

      So a sustainable business has to find a way to benefit owners, employees, and customers in the long term, or pretty soon they will be without one of those things. And without capital, labor and income, you are nothing more than a line item at a liquidation auction.

    174. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably tells you more about the person(s) who thought of these "security measures" in the first place.

      "Zoals de waard is..." I'd say in Dutch but for the fact that most of you wouldn't understand that anyway :-

    175. Re:What did you expect? by LordFnord · · Score: 1
      If you like political trivia, you might be interested to know that .uk Members of Parliament are not permitted to resign: they can only leave their seat through death, disqualification, elevation to the peerage, or the dissolution of Parliament.

      This leaves them in the interesting position of having to come up with a way to get disqualified if they want to quit their job. Traditionally the way to do this is to apply for an office of the Crown which an MP isn't allowed to hold (e.g. the Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Three Chiltern Hundreds), but I'm hopeful that one day someone will decide they're going to do it by lighting up a big fat reefer during Prime Minister's Questions.

    176. Re:What did you expect? by Rogue974 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You could have done all kinds of things ahead of time just as easily as after putting in the two weeks. Let us not all forget that any such acts, before or after are criminal and if caught, there can be repecussion, i.e. civil lawsuits for damamged! If you do malicious things and they can find evidence of it, you are liable!

      My HR director worked at a facility where they fired the facility manager. He was a bit of a quack, which is part of the reason he was being fired, but a nice enough guy. They allowed him to go around the facility with HR escort to say goodbye to a few people after they fired him. As he walked by the production machine, he walked over to a control console and hit the main e-stop button and then whith his escort left the building never to return. It didn't take but a couple of days for the corporate lawyers to have the suit drawn up and file for damamges.

      The company cutting off access is just covering themselves against possible wacko's. Don't let it bug you, take the pay, have a party, take your gf out to a fancy dinner and have a good time....hold on a sec, posting to /....I meant... take the pay, go home buy a new computer and have fun playing games and streaming porn for 2 weeks! GF for a /. user...what was I thinking!! ;)

    177. Re:What did you expect? by programmerar · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

      Most professionals do that in the week before they resign!

    178. Re:What did you expect? by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1, Redundant
      they realize you would have/could have committed nefarious acts _before_ giving notice
      This is just a matter of sound risk management. An employee who is on the way out is an employee with little to no fear of repercussions, and therefore presents more of a risk than an employee who hasn't put in her notice. I've worked with people who seemed like they were 100% stand-up guys, but once they were on they way out they went on Total Dick Mode. It's a very reasonable practice to conduct an exit interview on the spot if someone puts in their notice, it may hurt your feelings a little bit but it protects the organization from loss. It sounds like both you and your employer conducted yourselves professionally.

      My suggestion is, you and your hurt feelings enjoy the next two weeks of watching gilligan reruns on your former employer's dollar. You can also take the opportunity to read up on any new technologies you'll be working with. Or see if you can link up with some of your future coworkers for lunch, then you'll be able to hit the ground running at your new job.

      btw - congrats on the new job, good luck with it.
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    179. Re:What did you expect? by aaron_hill2 · · Score: 1

      Or Richard Nixon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:NixonResignati onLetter.gif):

      Dear Mr Secretary:

      I hereby resign the Office of President of the United States.

      Sincerely,

      Richard Nixon

    180. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I've submitted my resignation, the amount of notice has veried depending on specifics of my employer or my position. BUT, I've never been ushered out the door and that could be good or bad; If anything bad happens in the area of your responsibility your employer might suspect you *could* have had something to do with it.

      Having your access ended rather than continued could be positive for you, although I still pray that an airplane doesn't land on the data center.

      Me thinks your glass is half full..

    181. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell you the point.

      No supervisor, no HR flack and no VP ever got fired for running off an employee that gave notice. OTOH, there's a fair possibility that they could be fired if the employee did something grievious after giving notice.


      No, that's missing the point. What he means is, if everyone knows this is SOP, why would anyone ever bother giving more than the minimum severance period notice. If you know they're gonna pull this trick the second you give notice, don't give notice until the last possible second.

    182. Re:What did you expect? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Actually, I was a very good boy, and closed up the office as if I were going to be back the next day. And at 4:59, I logged into the Administrator account on my desktop computer, deleted my account, and shut it down.

      This turned out to be a good way to leave, because the following year the university I went to work for assigned me to do the tech support for a joint program with the community college I'd just left; I was suddenly working with the very same people again. Although things were strained between me and my ex-boss (for all the same reasons I'd quit), my former co-workers went above and beyond to make it work.

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    183. Re:What did you expect? by magicRob · · Score: 1

      Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

      I suspect the smart ones would have sensed this coming, and done that way before handing in their resignation...

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    184. Re:What did you expect? by pickled+doughboy · · Score: 1

      Don't take it personally. I've worked for a couple of VERY large firms (+20,000 employees) and when I put in my two weeks at one, they let me ride it out, at the other, I was let go that day (paid) it corporate policy, not anything against you. I had set it up w/ my boos so that he knew two weeks before I went on the record with mt "two weeks notice" so that he wasn't blind sided...

    185. Re:What did you expect? by rgbscan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also working for a large national bank, it's standard OP for some of our positions as well. Let's say your a Private Banker or Securities Broker with a clientele built up. Even if you have no intention of doing anything malicious you are still a risk to the bank. In conversation with your clients you may mention off-hand that you are leaving the company. You may be working a customer issue requiring follow-up and you'll have to let your client know that starting next week their contact on this issue will be someone else. Even though you have the honest intentions of making a seamless transition and tying up loose ends, you might just take some of our business out the door with you, even unintentionally.

      Risk mitigation isn't just about reducing malicious losses, its about protecting future business. As noble as your intentions might be, you become a risk to future business as soon as you change your voicemail message indicating there is a new contact for your customers due to you leaving the company.

    186. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real risk is that an overstuffed security nazi with a fetish for bureaucracy is destroying the assets of good-will, loyalty, industry reputation, and chasing away the R&D core of the business, those who should have the most invested in the company's future.
      [.....]
      But, listening to people like you has made me realize that the best time to give notice is [...] when I've got what feels like half of the shared files in the project open and checked out, and sixteen things and waiting on my simple yes-no. [...] if you aren't nice [...] I get to imagine you justifying the huge expense of everyone twiddling their thumbs because they're waiting on my bugfixes that I hadn't reassigned to anyone else, etc...


      So you're saying people should trust you not to vandalise the bug tracking DB etc for the two weeks of your notice period because if they don't.... you'll vandalise the bug tracking DB etc?

    187. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you had no friends there to say good bye to you.
      no leaving party ?

      maybe they went to the pub without you and had their own 'glad that asrehole is leaving' party ?

    188. Re:What did you expect? by keraneuology · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I was laid off from one major company (outsourced to provide support at another major company) the boss-type person was amazed that I actually stuck it through until the last day, continuing to work as if nothing had happened. It was unfathomable to the powers that be that they could announce a layoff and have the person continue to show up day after day: the very thought that somebody would treat them better than they treated him made their little heads explode.

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      If the g'vt kept the data on you that google does you'd better believe you'd be calling it "doing evil"
    189. Re:What did you expect? by r0ckflite · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you like 15 years old or something? They were polite. They probably had a policy. They politely paid him and let him go. There is nothing unethical about that. He wasn't treated like a criminal, people weren't looking over his shoulder. Are you injecting personal experiences into his story? I would love to be walked out when I gave two weeks notice. The only thing I'd want would be a few hours to say goodbye to some friends at the company.

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    190. Re:What did you expect? by ChaosCube · · Score: 1

      2 weeks of non-productivity??

      That sounds like an average month where I work.

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    191. Re:What did you expect? by Aralor · · Score: 1
      As others have posted, you get paid for two weeks, so they show professionalism again by not trying to rob you of the pay for the two weeks notice you have given.
      ...Awesome! I'm going to turn in my twenty-year resignation today!
    192. Re:What did you expect? by Sol_Web_Dude · · Score: 1

      I left one job and a month later I dialed in (account still enabled), logged in as admin (same password) and disabled my own account. I didn't want them to blame me for something later (was a large law firm).

      Go figure....

    193. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ye offcourse stealing IP is something u can't do before you resign...

    194. Re:What did you expect? by somersault · · Score: 1

      okay - so basically it's people like you who mean that companies have to treat their employees in such a fashion.

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    195. Re:What did you expect? by lot3k · · Score: 1

      Yea, you followed the correct path. From a network security standpoint however you are an unneccesary risk. As the OP said, you got paid for 2 weeks of sitting on your ass, celebrate. You didn't do anything wrong, they are just keeping honest people honest. I highly doubt they believe you would HONESTLY destroy their equipment, but it's just standard operating procedure in a situation like this.

    196. Re:What did you expect? by ednopantz · · Score: 1

      people who are looking for certain "Keywords" on the resume and could not care less about hiring a "good" IT person.
      you mistake not caring about with not knowing how.

      Devoid of specialized knowledge, and assigned the task of winnowing 280 resumes down to a number that a harried middle manager can actually evaluate in addition to doing their regular work, how else would you do it?

      If the requisition says C++ and it doesn't have C++... are they doing anyone any favors by passing it on?

      Having placed ads for employees, let me tell you, I am no longer suprised at the crap I get. People with no relevant training nor experience routinely apply for programmer jobs. As the boss, someone who knows what I want, I do keyword bingo too. I ask for C++, Java, or C# and if I don't find them, I toss it.

      "Everyone but me is stupid" seems to be the overriding theme of the slashbots.

    197. Re:What did you expect? by thparker · · Score: 1
      You could make the same argument for senior management but somehow when they f-up the company they get a nice severance package from the board. I guess a few mil is a nice reward for running a company into the ground.

      Understand that these people (especially now that we have Sarbanes-Oxley to deal with) have huge liability for everything that goes on. With a few high profile exceptions, these fat severance packages you hear so much about are negotiated before a CxO even starts working -- whether they'll run the company into the ground is anybody's guess at the time these things are decided.

      I'm not suggesting that IT people aren't responsible for stuff and don't have some liability associated with their jobs. But when you hit senior management things change.

    198. Re:What did you expect? by pushf+popf · · Score: 1

      One of my first jobs was in the back office processing center at a large bank. They would fire people who they even *thought* might be getting "disgruntled".

      It was always pretty funny watching people come back from lunch and run their card through the reader. slide-beep-slide-beep-slide-beep.

      Then the guard would ask to see your ID card, look under his desk, pull out the box containing your stuff, hand it to you, and wish you good luck on your future endevours.

    199. Re:What did you expect? by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      Where I work, you wouldn't have got past security the next day... again, nothing personal, just policy.

      I recently left an excellent job with a major corporation to take another job closer to my wife. Prior to leaving I gave a three week notice. The 'policy' was for each employee to go through an exit interview where they would take my ID badge, SecurID token, company issued cellphone, however none of this ever happened.

      I wasn't going to take advantage of anything, so I did the right thing by leaving everything with the department secretary. The funny thing is that my company cellphone wasn't disconnected for about four months after I left. I was still able to check voicemail.

    200. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you miss the point, it would be great for you sure, but if you're of any value then your coworkers would be screwed for a few weeks or longer, as they try to put the puzzle together again while missing pieces that left with you.

    201. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to try that. I'm going to put in my 30 years notice. Do you think they'll just pay me severance?

    202. Re:What did you expect? by am+2k · · Score: 1

      We have the same law here in my country. That's why a dictionary was invented, which helps you translate the words into the real meaning (and back). For example, <person> was improving the working atmosphere at the office means he/she drank alcohol at work.

    203. Re:What did you expect? by dubiousmike · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next time, give 4 weeks notice. ;)

    204. Re:What did you expect? by indifferent+children · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the off-chance that you are not trolling: Anything that the company is paying you to write (emails, source code, music, etc) is considered a "work for hire", and the copyright belongs to the company not to you. If you keep a copy that they have not authorized, then you are violating their copyright.

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    205. Re:What did you expect? by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      We were all working nights and weekend through, for more than 5 months without letoff

      Btw. I just learned that they are now going out of business.

      I don't understand how companies operate like that. Once in a while, I'd be willing to work long shifts and weekends to meet a critical deadline, but there are too many companies who push their employees beyond the limits as part of their 'normal' operations.

      A friend of mine was working with a customer in the Netherlands and they were discussing overtime. The Dutch guy said that they generally don't believe in overtime because the overtime hours that someone works could be a job for another person.

    206. Re:What did you expect? by computer_redneck · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is why most employers expect 2 weeks or more notice of resignation yet when they want you out it is usually at the moment of firing you. Other than in a situation of negligence or other such problems they will drop you instantly. Sorry Joe but we do not need you anymore. No explanation nothing you are gone.

      I have only worked with one company in 20 years that gave me 2 weeks notice. 2 Days later they told me to go home I would be paid but be prepared to be called if I am needed.

      This was US Navy Recruiting btw.

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    207. Re:What did you expect? by HPNpilot · · Score: 1

      Some companies make it a policy that once laid off (they call it a "Reduction In Force") no employee may ever work for the company again. Odd, and I can't see the logic behind it. Another policy at one place I was at was that it was absolutely prohibited to discuss any details about a past employee with another company. The only thing that could be answered was a verification that the person was indeed an employee (and only HR could do this). Not salary verification, not performance, not why they left, not even position. I suspect this was primarily a CYA in regards to lawsuits.

    208. Re:What did you expect? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      With a few high profile exceptions, these fat severance packages you hear so much about are negotiated before a CxO even starts working

      With a few "high profile exceptions"? You mean like the airline that threatened to file Chapter 11 until they got massive consessions out of the unions -- then management took millions of dollars in raises for themselves? Or Delta which just filed Chapter 11 and got the bankruptcy court to approve tens of millions of dollars in raises to "retain" management?

      If there was any justice in the World the U.S. Trustee would appoint a new management team to run the company (in Chap 11 they can do this) and fire the old one. Tell me why it's so important to "retain" management that did such a wonderful job that the company is now in bankruptcy?

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    209. Re:What did you expect? by N3Z · · Score: 1

      expplain to me how he is any more of a liability then before he gave notice.

      It is not that he is more or less of a liability, but rather that once the corporation realizes the liability, they must do something. If they do not, they could be considered negligent if something bad should happen.

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    210. Re:What did you expect? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Ditto here. I was on a construction site, and I was the last person on site at quitting time. I sanitized my laptop, sent my own termination notice to IT, left the keys on the desk and locked up on my way out. I figured that, even though I was leaving because my boss was an asshole, I could keep my own integrity intact.

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    211. Re:What did you expect? by chunews · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Well written! (Sorry, I'm not a moderator so I can't mod you up any). To share my very similar case: I recently left a very large financial institution, and on very good terms. I gave 3 weeks notice, which reflected the position, responsibility, and trust I had built up over the 5+ years at the company.

      We were able to work all sorts of things out, just as if we were negotiating for a new-hire. For example, I asked my Vacation time to be extended "on book" so I wouldn't have the possible tax implication of receiving a lump-sum final payout of unused vacation days; this also let me carry forward health benefits until my new job started, I worked diligently until the very last day, they threw me a party.

      And the company would hire me back in an instant, with no hesitation.

    212. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Be careful. There is a similar law in Virginia, but there is a distinct difference between a 'reference' and a 'past employer'. In Virginia, past employers are only allowed to answer two questions: Did this person work for you? and Would you rehire them? If someone is designated a reference-personal, professional, past employer, mailman, whatever-they can answer ANY question posed to them.

      There was an incident at a retail shop I worked at in high school (15 years ago) where a former employee put the manager of the store she resigned from as a 'reference' on her resume. This employee was far from being a model for the company and was actually very close to being fired at the time she quit. The hiring manager where she was applying for a new job called her previous manager/reference and was told all the lovely things she did for our company (sarcasm intended). She sued, and the case was dismissed because she identified her former manager as a reference and was therefor not bound by the two question rule.

      Oh and I agree with the first poster to this article. You should be completely ready to go the instant you hand your resignation to your supervisor. All your data backed up, all your passwords and such ready to hand over, yadda-yadda-yadda. You should also have KNOWN the policies for separation if you worked for the company for any length of time. I'm sure you weren't the first person to resign/quit the department during your tenure? Part of being a 'professional' is doing your homework!

    213. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll join the crowd and say take the money and enjoy the 2 weeks off.

      Your employer would be foolish to trust anyone with admin rights who has already resigned. it's not necessarily they don't trust YOU. it's that they can't trust anyone.

      Last time I put in notice I showed up to work and the locks were re-keyed. Now THAT was personal. What was particularly gratifying was the call 2 days later asking for passwords. The consulting fee kept me afloat for months.

    214. Re:What did you expect? by Divide+By+Zero · · Score: 1

      however none of this ever happened.

      Time to throw a me-too on the fire.

      I was a netadmin/sysadmin and had all the keys to the kingdom: key-locks, cipher-locks, mag-locks, passwords, you name it. Backed up what I needed, dropped my letter off, left on good terms, doing real work till the last day. They could have locked me out, but they needed me to be able to finish what I was working on, and the boss was hypercool, so it worked out. Disabled my own account on the last day.

      A month after I start my new job, I find one of my old swipe cards at home. I'm still on good terms with the other netadmin there, so I had lunch with him that week and gave him the card. I had no use for it, and I know they have cameras, so even if I were to "play around" with it, I know I'd be photographed. Sure as hell, the card still has 24/7 access to every suite, the server room, everything. If GM ever knew...

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    215. Re:What did you expect? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1


      I've personally never seen anyone being escorted to the door unless it was something they were being fired for.

      You're new here, aren't you?

    216. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hoo boy, I'm betting that you have had a lot of success with this approach. Ever wonder why things just don't seem to be getting better in your life?

      You reference "them" "having it coming" several times. Your bitterness and anger are showing through. Not to worry, just blame all your troubles on someone else and feel better right away. This working for ya' is it?

      I'm thinking you're a loser who has no business giving professional advice to anyone until you can deal with your own bitterness issues and grow up a little. The whole "Down with the Man" thing gets kinda tired after you reach 24 doesn't it?

    217. Re:What did you expect? by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Funny

      We have one position where two people in a row resigned by standing up in the middle of a meeting and yelling "well then you can find somebody else to do this job" and walking out.

      I think they've gone through three more people since then, although none of them have quit the company; we're a great company, it's just a particularly sucky position.

      The first guy's wife still works here. I'm told they offered her the position, and she started laughing.

    218. Re:What did you expect? by Phillip+Birmingham · · Score: 1

      If that employee was George from Seinfeld, controlled the world markets, and had just had a fight with his boss it might even be true. But really that person is moving, or found a better job, or has some totally non-hateful reason for leaving and planned to use the two weeks to wrap up their work, whose worst crime will be extra networking time with co-workers. Or, if they are malicious, they've likely got an IQ over 7 and they'll have already done whatever they were going to do.

      Think of it this way:

      If your live-in lover cleans out your bank account and then dumps you, all your friends are going to say something like "sucks, dude, tough break."

      If the lover dumps you, and then two weeks later still has access to the bank account and cleans you out, your friends are going to say something like "you idiot, what were you thinking?"

      Now replace "live-in lover" with "employee," "friends" with "boss," and "what were you thinking" with "you're fired."

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    219. Re:What did you expect? by thparker · · Score: 1
      With a few "high profile exceptions"? You mean like the airline that threatened to file Chapter 11 until they got massive consessions out of the unions -- then management took millions of dollars in raises for themselves? Or Delta which just filed Chapter 11 and got the bankruptcy court to approve tens of millions of dollars in raises to "retain" management?

      Yes. Like those. Two anecdotes would constitute exceptions. And those aren't even what we're discussing -- fat severance packages for terminated senior management.

      When people like Fiorina or Scully are fired, their severance packages have been agreed to long before. Even Dick Grasso, whose wacky compensation package caused so much trouble at the NYSE and eventually led to his ouster, was paid under a plan decided by the board before he took the job.

      And airlines are strange beasts that operate in a world all their own. Because of some debatable "public interest", these companies are bailed out again and again while bilking the public of millions of dollars. United getting to dump their pension plan on the U.S. taxpayers and shaft their retirees is reprehensible. And you're right -- there isn't much logic in paying fat bonuses to retain the dinosaurs that led an airline into bankruptcy because they couldn't adapt to the changing environment.

      But I'll stand by my original statement -- most of the fat payoffs received by top management when they get canned were decided before they took the jobs.

    220. Re:What did you expect? by thext · · Score: 1

      You're talking as if everyone is completely rational and plans their entire life in advance. Of course some smart people will engage in mischief before resigning. Other people have feelings of loyalty that prevent them to do before they hand in that resignation, but once they've announced they are leaving, they may feel a lot less enclined to maintain that loyalty. It's called psychology, which is something that ultra-rational programmers sometimes have trouble conceptualizing...

    221. Re:What did you expect? by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know of a contractor once who looked up from his desk and saw his boss from the contracting company going into the office of his boss at the client. Ordinarily this guy would have stopped by to say hello first, but he didn't. The contractor assumed, correctly it turns out, that he was going to be fired. He immediately started erasing entire systems.

      Now, that company handles things very differently. If you're going to be fired, somebody will come get you and escort you to a conference room. There will be a security guard with them. While you're in that conference room, somebody will be locking your accounts. If you're a contractor, they won't call your boss to come in; they'll talk to him over the phone.

      Fortunately everything was backed up. But think what would have happened had this dork gotten two weeks of notice? He could very well have started by corrupting all the backups, and set up his erasing to be automatic and take out EVERYTHING.

      Now imagine you're the IT policy maker who allowed that to happen, and the shareholders are looking for who to sue.

    222. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it is my experience that companies are in it for themselves regardless of the impact the have for their employees

      This totally misses the point and will impede one's career as long as the myth is held onto. Let me flip it around for you: you're the boss, an employee of no particular good/bad value resigns, you let him continue working for two weeks and he steals company information and takes it with him to a competitor and trashes his hard drive. He puts garbage into the database application, deletes customer accounts, adds ficticious bills and causes general havoc.

      Now you've got:
      - senior management preparing to fire you for incompetence. most company information security policies clearly specify that employee access is to be removed upon resignation notification or termination (I'm an IS auditor and this practice is not only expected but often prodded by regulators in health care, banking, government, SOX compliance, etc.)
      - IS, the security people, auditors and risk management people freaking out and essentially shutting your department down while the investigation of the damage is done. e.g. "if he got into the billing system and altered stuff, what else did he get into that we don't know about yet? what ticking time bombs are out there?" you've just spent close to six-figures of resources simply investigating this mess.
      - human resources and legal are on their way. if you're lucky, you're in for a serious butt-chewing, remedial training and "parole" with HR and legal, and a jeopardized career due to your poor judgment. Most aren't lucky...

      Measure that risk with the risk of irritating some guy who's already announced he's leaving, and will get paid for two weeks to do little more than meet with HR and a department designate to get keys, close up loose ends, etc.

      If you still want to be the nice guy, you'll never make it far in any situation that requires solid judgment.

      how do you computer and IT professionals out there put in your notice of resignation

      You plan on your resignation day being your final day, and expect to sit on your ass for two weeks in a small conference room doing close to nothing. I always have all of my projects updated, open issues itemized, files organized, desk clean and orderly (personal effects should be winded down over 6-8 weeks to a small set of a few basics that you literally can carry out in your hands). Don't forget dropping maillist subscriptions, updating Paypal/Ebay or anything else that refers to your email account since it'll be gone the second you announce.

      I guess it's always a surprise the first time, but after you've had employees burn an organization and see good people fired for letting it happen, you learn.

      Oh, and regarding this nonsense:
      because it is my experience that companies are in it for themselves

      Take an economics or business class and get a clue. A company isn't in it for personal benefit. If the CEO likes you (say you're hot and blond), he has no business wasting company assets on you rather than doing what the company needs. It's called fiduciary responsibility and it's the law. Sarbanes Oxley? Bernie Ebbers? People who weren't running the company for the company's benefit.

      Again, for the cluestick-deprived, a company is nothing more than an entity which is supposed to make a return on investment for the owners. Your retirement fund, pension, investments, savings account, checking account with interest, home loan, etc. ALL depend on this existing. Companies that simply break even can't get any more money to grow and ultimately die. Companies that lose money for too long run out and die. So the only real option is to make money. And when companies make money, it is not for the unsubstantiated, unjustified benefit of the employees, but for the owners of the stock. Nothing more. Yes, there are crappy companies out there. Leave them if you work for one. They'll eventually die - quit helping them continue. But you've got to drop the tin-foil "evil corporate conspiracy" crap if you're going to be anything more than a nobody in life.

    223. Re:What did you expect? by Wellspring · · Score: 1

      I second the notion. If your company chose to honor your resignation early, then that's their business.

      We live in a litigous society. Some companies have different policies than others, but as someone who has laid people off and been laid off myself, I can say that there are reasons (sometimes even good ones) that people get treated like this. At a company with sensitive enough data or with enough legal exposure, offending people who are leaving anyway is worth it against a .5% risk of something happening. Sometimes a previous employee did do something, and your HR or CIO person learned a hard lesson. Sometimes, the way you phrase your resignation letter leads people to think that you're vengeful or disgruntled (even if you didn't mean it that way).

      Usually, this is a silly over-reaction, of course. In your position, I'd just shrug, let the CIO know that if he needs anything during the transition period you'd be happy to help in the knowledge transfer, and politely leave.

      A good resignation usually comes from verbal notice to your supervisor, followed by a nice resignation letter. Any complaints about the company or its policies or managers don't belong in such a letter (you are leaving anyway, after all). You can mention them verbally later (preferrably during your last week informally to your manager, or during an exit interview). During those two weeks, you ought to be a consummate professional, helping with the transition and doing other things to ensure that you can go back to these people for a recommendation later on some future job.

      Then you leave. If the place sucked, then this is the best part.

      The problem is that some people stick around in a bad situation out of some sense of misguided loyalty. Loyalty is a good trait, and I value it in the people I work with. When there's a crisis (I mean a real one, not the daily "crises" that aren't really make-or-break), someone who does way more than they're paid for really impresses me.

      But when loyalty means staying in a job you hate, or working with people who are taking advantage of you, then the right answer is a polite, professional and prompt resignation. Sticking through tough times is one thing, letting yourself get walked all over is another. A fast exit in the latter situation is the best way to avoid bitterness.

    224. Re:What did you expect? by bcoff12 · · Score: 1

      I don't think its against the law, but anything non-factual you answer may be opening yourself to liability if the employee decides to sue. So, "eligible for rehire" is a fact, whereas "did he suck" is not, and answering may get you in hot water.

    225. Re:What did you expect? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Good logic, but you miss the point. An employee is no more likely to hurt you after giving you their resignation than before. They likely knew much sooner, so they've had all the time they needed to do anything.

      They're no more likely, but they're no less likely, either, and BEFORE they resign you're unaware of the risk. Once they resign, you're aware of the risk; if they do something wrong before you're aware of the risk, it's less your fault than if they do something wrong AFTER you're aware of the risk.

      You're not protecting the company against that former employee; you're protecting it against the shareholders.

    226. Re:What did you expect? by MjrWoody · · Score: 1

      Agreed. What you did was professional, what they did was professional too.

    227. Re:What did you expect? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      Or Richard Nixon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:NixonResignati onLetter.gif):
      Dear Mr Secretary: I hereby resign the Office of President of the United States. Sincerely, Richard Nixon
      W00t! This is even better than DeGaulle's!!!

      (Nixon was a great fan of DeGaulle, btw. Too bad he did not inspire his actions on him, though).

    228. Re:What did you expect? by beforewisdom · · Score: 1
      What did you expect? You're a liability. You got paid. Be happy
      A bit cryptic, but that is the situation in essence.

      This isn't a brand new phenomenon. That is the state of trust and gratitude in coporate America in the IT industry.

      At least they let this guy back in the building. Many IT places don't even tell people when they are laid off. Those people find out when they show up for work and find themselves locked out.

    229. Re:What did you expect? by Kizeh · · Score: 1

      Actually, in a whole lot of IT jobs, everything you write during your work hours belongs to the company, not you. Doesn't matter if it's a script to organize your iTunes. My current employer, a university, has had some very nasty disputes with research assistants and scientists that claim that things they did when "off the clock" and resulted in patents or other valuable IP belong solely to the university and the researchers are not entitled to any additional compensation.

    230. Re:What did you expect? by fishexe · · Score: 1

      I suppose its rather sad having such a low opinion of corporations, but I have seen them screw enough people...
       
      That's not sad at all. You're acting like a corporation has feelings. A corporation is an artificial entity created to produce profits for the shareholders. It's unreasonable to expect anything but cold, impersonal, profit-oriented actions from them in most circumstances.

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    231. Re:What did you expect? by lantenon · · Score: 1

      Comments such as this one have me wondering: has anyone really thought about who it is that makes up "the corporation" that posts such as the parent speak of?

      I put in my 2 weeks and kept working as usual up until the end. And the day I left, they already started talking bad about me to all other employees ... it always seems that employers want to make you look like the bad guy for leaving.

      In the case above, it wasn't the corporation that was talking bad about the poster -- it was a specific (group of) individual(s). I question the disdain that the parent has for his/her previous employer, as unless it was a very small firm and the owner doing the bad-mouthing, the corporation isn't really who you should be upset with. It's the specific person who was doing it, and you should realize that this person simply has a rather terrible management style (as they're obviously shifting blame and attention away from where it should be -- the fact that they were ill prepared to transition your responsibilities to another individual, which caused problems within the organization, should the inevitable change be necessary at some point -- to somewhere that it shouldn't be -- your leaving and 'causing problems as a result.'

    232. Re:What did you expect? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am a contractor now, having shunned full time work myself. Why? because it is my experience that companies are in it for themselves regardless of the impact the have for their employees.

      That's funny, because as an IT decisionmaker at a company, I have shunned contractors. Why? because it is my experience that contractors are in it for themselves regardless of the impact the have for the company that's giving them money.

    233. Re:What did you expect? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      If they've given you 2 weeks notice and you let them go straight away, you're spending the equivalent of 2 weeks wages to treat the risk they will.

      Problem is, you haven't treated at all the risk that they've ALREADY done something malicious in between the time they decided to leave and the time they turned in their resignation notice.

    234. Re:What did you expect? by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      It didn't take long for my Corporate Golden Boy attitude to switch up... Was employed from mid-1998 until mid-2001 and waved the Corporate flag. Then they screwed me (HARD) over trivial office politics and a couple of hundred dollars, and I began to see things from a different point-of-view.

      Now it's all about covering yourself first, then thinking "Is this good for the company???" Things were so easy back when they Company was looking out for me and I had their back. Too bad it was all a lie! Cover your 6:00 and do what you say you will do. Then you won't feel bad when things fall apart and you're out seeking a new gig.

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    235. Re:What did you expect? by Sethb · · Score: 1

      No doubt, I don't understand why you'd be upset. You get paid for two weeks you don't have to work, and you don't suffer through two weeks of them scrambling to have you document everything you ever did? I'd give them a hug, and walk out the door with my paycheck and a smile.

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    236. Re:What did you expect? by Surt · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You've been banned from moderation. The editors can ban you if they don't like the way you are moderating. This usually happens for one of two reasons:

      1) others metamoderation of your moderation was sufficiently bad that you popped up on the bad moderators list.
      2) you moderated an editor negatively and didn't notice who you were moderating

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    237. Re:What did you expect? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      United getting to dump their pension plan on the U.S. taxpayers and shaft their retirees is reprehensible

      Any company that gets to shaft their retirees is reprehensible. I'm also getting pretty sick of the trend away from actual pensions and 401(k)s and the like. 401(k)s were never intended to completely fund retirement -- nor was Social Security. Perhaps if they had properly funded their pensions in the first place then they wouldn't need current workers and customers to pay for the retirements of previous workers. Perhaps if all employers had properly funded pension plans in the first place instead of shafting employees then they would all be on an equal footing.

      But I'll stand by my original statement -- most of the fat payoffs received by top management when they get canned were decided before they took the jobs.

      Your probably right. But I don't think that makes it right. Think most people can get severance packages negotiated at the time they are hired? What makes (most) upper managers any different? The fact that they have pointy hair and MBAs?

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    238. Re:What did you expect? by Gunny101 · · Score: 1

      It all depends on the employer or employee. Typically for a trusted employee (regardless of access) if they resign for good enough reasons, that would not happen. The 2 weeks allows for transition time. If it is a competitor, they should ALWAYS me terminated right away. Also, if an employees reasons are not good (i.e. they hate their pay, manager, or job), then they should be terminated right away as well. Being able to let an important person go right away due to the risk of leaving them on for two weeks is a difficult professional decition to make. Some times people are left on without due diligance, and as you said, IP is stolen.

    239. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did something similar. Was working for a consulting shop in a metro area. I had just bought a house in the suburbs and didnt want to have a long commute to to the city every day. So I found a job out there. Since I had seen the sudden such-and-such has decided to leave emails I decided to wait until my last day to resign. I walked into my bosses office at the end of the day on friday and told him I wouldnt be in on monday. Then I told him why. He started fussing and fuming about how come I didnt give notice and such. I told him the last three people that gave notice you fired on the spot, so I thought that you didnt accept notice. He was speechless.

    240. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Cue Geto Boys Music

      This being Slashdot, I'm not sure if you misspelled "Goto", "Gentoo", or "Cue Cat".

    241. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if the employee did something grievious after giving notice"

      It's possible that some remaining nutball co-worker will commit acts of vandalism or theft for which the leaving employee will be blamed.

      It is also not uncommon for recently departed employees to be blamed for others' mistakes.

    242. Re:What did you expect? by IngramJames · · Score: 1
      If you are referring to the code you write, then the same applies

      Not necessarily. Depends on the understanding at the time of hiring.


      Good point. Every employment contract I've ever seen has had some sort of "the company owns your code" clause, but there's no reason some people wouldn't miss it out.

      Keep your emails...
      They have a copy, you have a copy. What is wrong with that?


      Nothing as far as I can see, as long as they don't contain confidential information that you're going to distribute. No company would allow their employees to take next year's strategic planning documents home, photocopy them and give them out to competitors. That's the point; confidential is confidential, regardless of the medium it's on.

      while you're sitting at your desk using company equipment, you are part of the company.

      There's a difference between working for someone and being owned by them. Stop being a good little prole. Its degrading just watching.

      Hey, thanks! I always enjoy a pointless flame :) Especially one which uses rhetoric in lieu of any kind of argument.

      I stand by what I originally said. If you're employed by a company, you are acting on behalf of that company. They are renting your mental ability. If that wasn't the case, I could take all the code I've ever written and sell it to competitors. That would be ridiculous, frankly. There's a difference between being owned by a company and being employed to create stuff that the company can sell (and hence stay in business). Do skilled factory workers all own the bits of something they produced? No? So why should code be any different? Because it's copyable?
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    243. Re:What did you expect? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      > If I wanted to cause problems for the company, I'd do that before giving them my notice,
      I think this is assuming you had plans to do something. I can think of many situations why walking someone out is justified.
      1) real reason they quit, they may say I am going to work for myself, or retiring... but they may just have gotten really pissed at company/co-worker that moment and are just not admitting to HR their is a emotional issue.
      2) after notice they are now known to many people as not caring about the future of the company, may have been true for years, but now it is known, and competitor/disgruntled co worker may twist the newly dept into acts they didn't consider.
      3) unintentional abuse, not thinking about your work anymore as the top priority makes many people take more chances. You may be more likely to reload that database, without verifying the backups... ( I neerly shocked myself to death 11 days into my 14 day notice at one job, after spotless safety to that point. )
      4) final week flash point. Hey theirs more than 1 reason your leaving, you are more likely to be pushed into PO land than the avg worker (no more so than the week before you quit...) another job I quit, I had a contract I assumed since it was un-inforcable, and was up in a month they would release, they didn't. Also my unused vacation was to be re-imbursed, but 5 personal days I had used would not be, somehow the 5 personal days got re-classifed as vacation days, and were not allowed to be used after giving notice, I didn't do anything to the company, not the way I am, but I was pretty pissed, I wouldn't blame anyone for finding other compensation for that $800 unfairly denied (at least unfair in my eyes)... well ok, I did quit showing up 5 days before my contract was up.

    244. Re:What did you expect? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Why concede the parent's point, though, it isn't correct. You assume that no person, in a bout of sudden contempt for the company, writes up his notice and hands it in. I can tell you that many if not most people who get seriously upset at their company act this way. You're just used to working with computer people, who are perhaps a little more planning and a little less emotional. People definitely hand in notice before they've had time to really think out how they could hurt the company, and so showing them the door immediately is generally a nice safe policy.

      I would only make an exception if absolutely confident that the employee was leaving happy, and even then, only if I really needed them to work.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    245. Re:What did you expect? by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      My last job I gave notice of quiting the day I was. The exit interview was a blast!! I wasn't even drunk. I was completely honest, and as it turns out gave HR the ammo to make some changes that needed to be made. None of the really big changes, but some to make the life of my former co-workers a little more bearable.

    246. Re:What did you expect? by fitten · · Score: 1

      Of course... anyone with a desire to do such things would have done them *before* actually turning in notice so it doesn't really solve anything.

    247. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm assuming that happend in the USA.

      The poor employee protection in the US is one of the reasons that I'd be extrememly cautious about accepting a job in the US. While i'm sure most employers are decent, I won't always know that before I start work.

      My current contract (I'm full time) in the UK requires me to give 1 months notice, and the company I believe is also requried to give me 1 months (it might be just 2 weeks, not sure the amount of time increases with service time) notice. The only time I could be just "fired" on the spot would be for cause, i.e. I'd stolen something, attacked someone or something else sufficiently serious to warrant immediate dismissal.

      If a company had tried what they did here to the lady you mentioned they'd have been in serious troulble.

      As to leaving professionally... no one has ever been escorted out of the building here when they resigned. The only time I have heard of that happening was when someone was fired for cause, and that was before my time.

      Should I resign from this company at any time... I'd expect to be working in the office until the last day. I consider that professional because since they are paying me, I should be working.

    248. Re:What did you expect? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Heck, I gave 3 months notice at one job. I was asked to not do anything solo from then on, in an effort to transition everything I did over to co-workers taking over my responsibilities. The last month, I didn't do much other than hob-knob with co-workers (I guess you can say they picked my brain...) I'd already documented all SOPs for everything, so there really wasn't much left to do, and the 2 year project was pretty much finished, having been running for a year as it was expanded.

      I won't kid you, 3 months notice somewhat scared me initially, as I was really putting myself out there if they had turned into jerks. But everything went as well as I could have hoped, and they planned a smooth transition. I also stayed in contact with these folks for years.

      In another job, we were given pretty clear indications that we were to be laid off in 2 months. That helped significantly in finding another job, and no one robbed the place. Yes, there are bad eggs, but those bad eggs will usually have done their damage prior to giving notice. (like stealing IP, contact lists, etc) Those that actually engage in sabotage are another level of bad altogether.

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    249. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Good logic, but you miss the point.

      I think you are the one that missed the point. The risk management here is handling it the moment management finds out. Because at the point management knows they are leaving they are then responsible for averting the risks. Prior to this it doesn't matter. The management that is aware the risk exists and doesn't resolve it is then far more responsible for the actions of the employee than if problems arose prior to a resignation.

      Anon Cow - Risk Management for my job ;)

    250. Re:What did you expect? by egburr · · Score: 1
      In conversation with your clients you may mention off-hand that you are leaving the company. You may be working a customer issue requiring follow-up and you'll have to let your client know that starting next week their contact on this issue will be someone else.

      So instead you would escort the epmloyee off and assign someone else to take over with no knowledge of the history of the relationship, starting of with "X is no longer with our company. I'll be working with you from now on. Now, what were you in the middle of doing?" If I was the customer there, I'd be a little concerned. Was X fired for incompetence or worse? Is my account all screwed up now? Is this new guy going to be able to pick up where X left off or are we going to have to start all over?

      That's preferable to a clean hand-off, where X has time to introduce the new guy and get him up to speed on whatever X and the customer are working on? Keep in mind that the new guy will most likely either be a new hire or will already be working a full load.

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    251. Re:What did you expect? by msuzio · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the escort to the door thing is becoming more prevelant. I saw an entire development group marched out the door once in one fell swoop, they were told they could come back the next day and get all their stuff under the eyes of security, but they had to leave in the middle of a work day with basically 0 minutes notice... they went from the conference room to the door, with perhaps 1 minute to grab something from their cubes.

      I wouldn't take it personally. It's usually not a reflection on the person themselves, just the company's paranoia.

    252. Re:What did you expect? by virtcert · · Score: 1
      > Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

      Nah, most people would probably do that BEFORE handing in their resignation.

      - Brian
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      Crafting the New Ancient Wisdom

    253. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was unfathomable to the powers that be that they could announce a layoff and have the person continue to show up day after day: the very thought that somebody would treat them better than they treated him made their little heads explode.

      Unfortunately such is the way of the modern corporate world. Business culture has never had an particularlly humanitarian bent, but there were times where more was expected the just "CYA and look out for number one."

    254. Re:What did you expect? by thparker · · Score: 2, Informative
      Your probably right. But I don't think that makes it right. Think most people can get severance packages negotiated at the time they are hired? What makes (most) upper managers any different? The fact that they have pointy hair and MBAs?

      No, most people can't do that. But most people don't have the same liability, either. CxO positions are officers of the company. They're on the hook. Look at Scrushy from HealthSouth -- he's been found not guilty (no comment on whether I think he actually did anything wrong) but he still faces enormous civil lawsuits related to his management of the company. Yes, some of these guys are unethical, bad guys -- but that's irrelevant in a society where anyone can sue for almost anything, and where big law firms have networks in place to seek out a representative plaintiff so they can initiate class action lawsuits. (As an aside, I had a friend who was an attorney at a big law firm for awhile. He'd get regular broadcast voicemails soliciting help in finding initial plaintiffs -- "We're seeking an individual who owned XXX stock between Date1 and Date2.")

      And under Sarbanes-Oxley, the CEO is signing documentation stating that he knows -- absolutely knows -- that the numbers are accurate. (Yeah, this is a gross oversimplification, and there are also numerous people in the chain who must make similar representations.) I'm not certain how this helped anything -- are we to believe that the CEO really knows what the accounting clerk in the subsidiary in Tuvalu is doing?

      With the liability that comes with these jobs, the incentives have to be good for people to take them. You'd be mad not to require a pretty hefty package up front. $1 million a year is great until you're named in a class action suit claiming you're responsible for the last stock market correction that vaporized half a billion dollars of market cap.

      This doesn't invalidate your point -- that there are a lot of bastards out there who walk away with enormous gain for themselves while leaving the company in tatters.

    255. Re:What did you expect? by Ansonmont · · Score: 1

      Any stats on the "most"? Anyway, you are mostly right, and truly, companies do need to protect their assets and they are within their rights to do so.

      Really what they should do is debrief the employee before they let him/her go. Nicely ask him about any projects, deliverables, known issues that they are working on, etc. Bring in anyone who needs a direct data dump about how to run things, don't leave him alone with anything mission critical, politely remind about IP rights, NDAs, etc.

      Then let them go, say something like good luck and take their keys. If they really are essential for the time of their notice, then you adapt to the circumstance, but in general you don't want someone who is moving on.

      However, to expect the now soon-to-be ex-employer to act like nothing is going on is a bit too much to ask. It is sort of like telling your significant other that you are going to break up with them in two weeks. Most people say "hit the road." (I really don't have any statistical backup for that "most" either ;-)

    256. Re:What did you expect? by sparhawktn · · Score: 1

      While this may be a bit harsh I feel it pretty well sums it up. A lot of talk has been this or that but each company is different. If you work for company A they may have a lot of potential securty risks (banks,goverment job, Starfleet) or with company B the only risk my be trade secrets (food,beverage,building) or even company C that the only risk is you using their ISP system to go look up stuff on /. You were very professional in giving two weeks notice if the company decides to end the employeement on the spot that is up to them. If they decide they will need you for those two weeks then that is up to them as well. I feel as long as you feel that you have done the right , professional thing they be happy you are getting two weeks paid to get ready for the next job.

    257. Re:What did you expect? by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you on that. I would prefer to be escorted away instead of being required to remain an employee for the following two weeks.

      My last employer requested 18 weeks or 90 business days after giving my notice. This guy was just lucky ;)

    258. Re:What did you expect? by dankney · · Score: 1

      This is a standard practice at many companies -- employees in sensitive positions who tender resignations are escorted from the building following the resignation. According to a friend in HR, this used to be primarily for sales people, so they couldn't take customers with them. It isn't suprising that it's also become common in IT; the moment you resigned, you could no longer be held accountable (with your job) and were a business security liability. Paying for the two weeks, at least in Washington State, though, doesn't reflect on the company's professionalism, though. It reflects state law.

    259. Re:What did you expect? by stnuke · · Score: 1

      "There may be policies in place that dictate his actions"

      A policy isn't an excuse. Too often in america today, company policy is used as carte blanche to get away with the most abyssmal behavior. I can name you more examples that I've experienced than you can count, things that are just ridiculous. So can everybody else.

      IMO, it's all about people's sophistication in reasoning skills being so very poor. Somebody came up with a policy, usually considering the interest of only one side in a multi-party action, and then it became gospel and not to be questioned.

      "Most people spend that time [...] stealing IP belonging to the employer."

      If this is your impression of what most people do, remind me to never employ you in any capacity. Honestly, if you think that this is a norm then I'd have to post a guard on you 24/7 to make sure you don't engage in other damaging or dishonest behavior.

      I don't think most people engage in such spitefulness when treated well. People, in my experience, when treated without trust tend to act in a manner that justifies their treatment. When treated honorably, people tend to rise to the level of their treatment over time.

    260. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe this so-called professional gave only 2 weeks notice. If you really are a professional, "MikeDawg" then your knowledge transfer to your replacement should take a hell of a lot longer than 2 whole weeks. That's assuming they would even have the time to advertise for, interview, and accept a suitable replacement before you bail.

      2 weeks notice are for people working in retail. Professionals should give at least a month's notice. I've given as much as 2 months in the past, but all things considered I wouldn't go much beyond a month. But 2 weeks? Want fries with that, "MikeDawg"?

    261. Re:What did you expect? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      It was the Friday before Memorial Day weekend. My co-workers said "good-bye" individually as they each went home early.

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    262. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - i know one story of someone in the minnesota office of wells fargo CIS that "accidentally" deleted an entire tree in novell after he had given his two week notice.

      whether or not it was an accident is anyone's guess. //anonymous coward to protect from unscrupulous lawyers who may think that's priveleged inforamtion

    263. Re:What did you expect? by c_woolley · · Score: 0

      I agree. Professionalism on your part should always be the forefront of any good, honest IT person. Forethought should be your personal concern though. A company can quickly be brought down to its knees through the actions of a disgruntaled IT admin. Here are some things that help show that you are thinking of the company still, before you leave them...

      1. Offer training to your replacement. They need to know that your knowledge will not go away when you do.
      2. Give them any IT strategy planning that you have in place and explain how it works and where they should keep an eye on things if there are issues.
      3. Explain your backups and security to your boss.
      4. Keep them feeling that your interests are for the company and make them feel that you would never be leaving if you didn't "NEED" to. A company will appreciate you more and will more likely give a favorable opinion of you during "reference time" for your new job.

      If, in the end, this all fails...explain that you still need access to the systems if they want you to disable that "special little script" you have set to run once a week in case of untimely termination... :)

    264. Re:What did you expect? by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

      Doesn't everyone do that *before* they give notice?

    265. Re:What did you expect? by Mr_Perl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Frankly, contractors are all in it for themselves by the nature of the relationship, as is the company, but only the stupid ones would do anything that negatively impacts the company they are working for.

      In many years of contracting I've always found it better to consider the impact on the company (price expectations, etc) as a factor in every job, and this has been rewarding in that when the company does well, I do well and continue to get to work with people that I enjoy a positive working relationship with.

      I do avoid working for project managers with hostile outlooks though. Some managers are just unreasonable (wishing to exploit you as if you were slave labor) and not worth it. They are very easy to spot at the start for the most part.

      A few of these are justifiably pessimistic, having been taken advantage of previously, these types are usually ok once they see you have the right work ethic, etc.

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    266. Re:What did you expect? by egriebel · · Score: 1
      I just resigned from work also. I put in my 2 weeks and kept working as usual up until the end. And the day I left, they already started talking bad about me to all other employees.

      When I resigned from my last job, I gave less than 2 weeks notice, last day was Wednesday instead of Friday. At the time, my manager said that he was not happy about it but was still "OK" with it. I come to find out later that he was incredibly pissed off about those two lousy stinking days. And, since I knew I was leaving ahead of time (just waiting for a bonus to be paid), I was already working on cleanup and the other crap one does when leaving, which I pointed out as well.

      The point? Not much except that no matter how hard you try, some people will find something to be angry about.

      This has happened to me before. I dont understand it. But it always seems that employers want to make you look like the bad guy for leaving.
      Come on, this one's easy, it's "shoot the messenger"! By blaming you, they send the message that the reason for the departure is with the employee. To not blame you would be to admit that they were the part of the reason for your departure.

      -ed

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    267. Re:What did you expect? by atomic777 · · Score: 1
      I agree with the thinking above.

      I once gave my two weeks notice to a company and was still kept around to do my job as before, despite being in a position to do considerable harm to the company if i so wished. As has been pointed out, if I had any malicious intentions, i'd have carried them out long before giving notice.

      During that two weeks, another employee under a different manager was escorted out after giving his two weeks notice. The difference in the effect on employee morale between the two departures could not be more pronounced. I had been treated honourably and made my best effort to tie up loose ends, making life easier for my co-workers and easing my conscience. The second departure just reinforced the "us versus them" thinking many employees had regarding management.

      The risk management types look at such a situation as a trade of two weeks productivity of one person to mitigate what is really a negligible risk of malicious activity. Perhaps this was sound thinking in a factory environment 50 years ago. Let's see them quantify the cost of having an entire team of employees convinced that management has no respect for them.

    268. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One guy at my outfit gave a month's notice, just to be nice, and
      they threw him two weeks later, with about 20 minutes notice.
      On Thursday afternoon, so they wouldn't have to pay for Veteran's
      day on Friday.

    269. Re:What did you expect? by BrGaribaldi · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. He wasn't given a hard time about his resignation, they just let him go early. Look at it this way, if any mistakes or problems occured in that two weeks, whether he caused them or not, the company is now open to a whole lot of trouble with a person who had resigned having access to the system. Imagine when shareholders find out that there was a problem on a system with an administrator who had resigned. The guy should be greatful, they can't make him the legal scapegoat for anything that happens over the next two weeks.

    270. Re:What did you expect? by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      "Especially unhappy ones that you can't threaten any more."

      This is really the problem. If you create a work environment based on fear, you really should be afraid of what people will do. Last boss I had like that I let know he could pay me a lot more or I could move on and let his project fail. The you're-expendable philosophy only works when the little people don't realize they can fire their employer as well.

    271. Re:What did you expect? by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      Well, if HR was doing their job, they'd know that Morale in the company was generally good, and that you, specifically, were happy but were moving to another state, or going to Law School, or got a better offer from another company.

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    272. Re:What did you expect? by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

      I keep seeing all these posts claiming that immediate termination on submission of resignation is SOP. I keep hearing that it's SOP for the purpose of mitigating the risk factor involved with keeping folks on after resignation.

      Here's my question: You work for a large national bank. You hire people to work with millions of dollars. They obviously have to be very intelligent to perform this job. If they do not posess sufficient intelligence to take your clients with them before they tender their resignation, would they have ever been hired in the first place?

      Thus, your security procedures serve two functions.
      a) assuage the consciences of VP's
      b) close the barn door after the horses are out

      Am I right? I mean, there's no way of knowing that someone's going to leave until they actually drop their letter of resignation on the boss's desk (unless you've got some really good survielance that borders on privacy invasion). Until such time, they can do whatever they want -- that means plundering their client files and the client files of every other banker there. What I'm saying is that if I'm slick enough to get a job with you where I juggle 7 figures worth of cash on a daily basis, I'm sure as hell going to be slick enough to take all your clients with me before I cut myself loose. Furthermore, I'm going to do it in such a way as to not open myself up to legal liabilities associated with theft of confidential information. Unless of course I, a college dropout, happen to be smarter than 90% of the investment bankers out there. I hope that's not the case.

      So which is it? Are your policies useless or am I smarter than your co-workers?

      I'm not trying to start a fight. I just see something that seems so intuitively backwards, designed by so many that are supposed to be smarter than me, that it's a little upsetting to me.

    273. Re:What did you expect? by vodhner · · Score: 1

      I worked as a contractor on a big project, and some of the other consultants accepted offers to become direct employees of the company. When time came for the company to tighten the budget, those who had cast their lots with the company had their access cut off (which was how some of them found out!), and were asked to leave immediately. I, as a consultant, received a 30 day notice of contract termination. (I also continued doing some evening work remotely for them, over the month following the termination, while my company negotiated me back in.)

      Later, I signed on directly -- the money was too good to turn down. That gave me about 22 months of direct employment before I -- you guessed it -- was laid off along with a handful of others, and escorted abruptly out of the building, because that's what's done with employees who are laid off.

      I'm back in there now. Valued employees who resign tend to stay around till their announced last day, even when they are going to competitors.

      Back in 1993 when I was laid off from a mainframe manufacturer, I was given a week's working notice and a week's non-working notice. That gave me time to assemble a shopping list of things not done, and after a month they brought me back off severance for six weeks to put my baby to bed, and had me suggest my final termination date. Those were the good old days, eh?

      Previously that same mainframe company had previously engaged in "spot reductions", which the employees called "drive-by shootings", in which the employees would learn of the layoff by finding their passwords changed. That trashed morale very badly, and they stopped it. But it was standard policy that if you resigned to join a competitor, you definitely would be marched out the door.

    274. Re:What did you expect? by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      "While others are running around looking very stressed, offer them something sweet and tell them that you are really going to miss them."

      Sorry, if I was in HR I wouldn't allow the other employees to partake in the free cake and juice for fear that you might be trying to poison the rest of the talent. If you really wanted to do that all you have to do is leave the cake and juice in the break room with a note that says "FREE!". Everyone will enjoy it without fear(or knowledge) that it has been poisoned. That way you can make their last moments enjoyable!

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      Georgia Tech, the leader in Chia(tm) technology.
    275. Re:What did you expect? by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      You missed out 3). Put laxatives in the cake. :)

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    276. Re:What did you expect? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
      I am a contractor now, having shunned full time work myself. Why? because it is my experience that companies are in it for themselves regardless of the impact the have for their employees.

      That's funny, because as an IT decisionmaker at a company, I have shunned contractors. Why? because it is my experience that contractors are in it for themselves regardless of the impact the have for the company that's giving them money.

      I've noticed that a lot of companies are thay way: they just can't stand it when their employees treat them the same as they treat their employees. Apparently it is shocking and annoying to them when an employee acts as if he is on an equal footing to his employer.

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    277. Re:What did you expect? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      If you wanted to do that why would you bother giving notice? That'd be quite stupid I'd think.

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    278. Re:What did you expect? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The last full-time position from which I resigned was some twenty years ago. The day before I resigned I removed the few personal items from my office (I mean, why wait until after you're escorted out to try and retrieve your personal property? If you're going to quit, prepare for it.) Coincidentally, the next morning I was called come into the owners' office (both of them) and was asked if I really wanted to work for them. I said, "no", and after they got over the shock (it took them several seconds to recover) of one of their programmers say he'd rather be elsewhere, they hauled out the big company checkbook and wrote me my final paycheck and severance pay, according to my contract. I was then asked to clean out my office: more shock when I told them I already had, so I just left the building and that was that.

      Truth is, more than most other kinds of employees, software engineering and IT personnel are dangerous to have around if their loyalties are no longer squarely aligned with the organization's own. Could a janitor cause a corporation-wide dislocation in network operations? Could a mid-level manager insert a time-bomb into source for the company's latest product? Certain classes of employee, if so motivated, can produce negative impact that extends well beyond their immediate workgroups.

      I agree with another poster, it's generally worse when a worker is fired than when he leaves of his own accord: but sometimes that leaving is motivated by issues that might cause him or her to do something stupid on the way out. The best thing a company can do is accept that the employee is no longer theirs, lock them out of any resources to which they had access, and escort them out of the building. In most cases that I know of, they are allowed to return to their office under supervision to retrieve their belongings. That is the most "professional" way to handle it. At that point, all that matters is whether the company honors its remaining obligations to that worker (severance pay, continuity of benefits, etc.)

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    279. Re:What did you expect? by jpostel · · Score: 1

      I was escorted out of the building at a previous job (laid off for budget cuts they said) by one of my friends in the department. We stood in the parking lot bitching about the place for about 15 minutes. He resigned a few weeks later. Three other people in the department resigned within a couple of weeks of him.

      My boss (CIO) had given his notice a week prior to me being led out and I was told someone (the CEO) felt that I would do some serious harm to the company by being there. I don't think they understood the domino effect. They lost half of the engineering staff in a month. The others after me pretty much said they did not want to work for a company that would let me go for no reason, and that if they would let me go, they would probably get laid off soon anyhow, so they might as well start looking for a better job immediately.

      All in all, I am as happy as a clam working where I'm at right now. It's been a while since I worked for a technology/software company, so it feels good to be back in this type of environment.

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    280. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point. From the perspective of senior management, it's all about deniability. If you do something malicious before you give your two weeks notice, management has deniability. After all, they didn't know it was coming. But if you do something malicious after you gave your two weeks notice, what can they say? They're just covering their ass. In one situation, they can (correctly) deny having any knowledge of the risk. In the other situation, they can't. It has nothing to do with whether they're *actually* at more risk before or after you give the notice.

    281. Re:What did you expect? by dupup · · Score: 1

      Hey! Your boss wasn't Richard Nixon, was he? Did all this happen on a Saturday?

    282. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I told him the last three people that gave notice you fired on the spot, so I thought that you didnt accept notice. He was speechless.

      I would be too. I'd be thinking, "This guy thinks he's so cool trying to screw me, when instead he just screwed himself out on two weeks pay for doing nothing. What a loser. Now, pretend like he won so he leaves before he figures it out."

    283. Re:What did you expect? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      - but that's irrelevant in a society where anyone can sue for almost anything, and where big law firms have networks in place to seek out a representative plaintiff so they can initiate class action lawsuits.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what Directors and Officers liability policies are for?

      With the liability that comes with these jobs, the incentives have to be good for people to take them. You'd be mad not to require a pretty hefty package up front. $1 million a year is great until you're named in a class action suit claiming you're responsible for the last stock market correction that vaporized half a billion dollars of market cap.

      I'm sure part of your point is valid. As is part of mine. What I can't help but see though is a whole lot of back patting while the employees (and shareholders, creditors and customers) are getting screwed by this clique. I probably shouldn't be bitching about it -- I don't have a solution to offer.

      At least you acknowledge the problem -- which is more then a lot of other people do.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    284. Re:What did you expect? by urlgrey · · Score: 1
      You might not take personal offense, but I doubt you felt like respecting the judgement of the people who were enforcing such a stupid system.
      I totally see your point, and to some extent it's natural to feel that way, but actually, (while you may not believe me) I found it quite heartening. I was quite glad to see it was enforced with me, too, to be honest. It sent a message to the other staff and managers (in a company of ~1,000 people) that there was NO favoritism.

      The beauty is that later with potentially problematic people on down the road, it makes it impossible for that person to say to management, "What... don't you trust me?!"

      The easy answer is, "It's not about trust. This is policy," and it's easy to see that that policy has been enforced with everyone, everywhere, even-handedly, without bias.

      The opposite of this is when one person announces his/her departure and the security credentials are revoked, but when someone else leaves, they're allowed to retain them. To me, that's folly.

      I guess at the end of the day the courtesy most people want most is: consistency. Just make everyone else play by the same rules. That's fair.

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    285. Re:What did you expect? by wunderhorn1 · · Score: 1

      So, what's notable about the collapse of WTC 7?

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    286. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work as a sysadmin for a small company and everytime someone resigns or is let go I am told to change thier passwords, disable accounts, cut off phone extension pretty much within minutes. Going to be interesting when I leave as I'll have to teach them how to do that themselves before leaving.

    287. Re:What did you expect? by klept · · Score: 1

      The only thing wrong with the Monday notice idea is that they will blame all the subsequent screww ups on you. But then they would probably do that anyhow no matter which day you quit. Actually knew of a firm where they had what you call a Nazi who insisted his name be pronounced like Heil. Too bad his first name wasn't Sig. And no I never worked for that firm.

    288. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Depends on the terms of the deal. Work-for-hire is not assumed in this industry. A lot of us won't work for under those terms, and we're old farts, so we don't have to work under strict "work-for-hire". Its not like we can't negotiate the terms.

      If I take on a 2-year project to write a system from scratch, with the understanding that my code is my code, the guess what - that's the uderstanding. They don't "own" the code - I do.

      If, in the same scenario, there is equity participation (quite common), and they later renege on the terms of the deal, well, guess what - they haven't lived up to their share of the deal. Take your code and walk. What are they going to do - sue? They're in the wrong - they won't. Look at it as a deliverable over time - they didn't give full payment (which isn't always just money) they don't get final transfer of title.

      You go to buy a house. You put down earnest money (a deposit that is non-reimbursable). You make a deal to have the closing date in 6 months. You move in before the mortgage goes through. Well, 6 months later, the mortgage desn't pass - you don't get to keep title to the house. You're out, and your deposit is GONE. And guess what - you're still liable for damages.

      Get real here - they want to treat code as property, treat it as property. Title vests when ALL the money and ALL the terms are met.

    289. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The practice of escorting people out has more justification if the company fires the employee. In that case, the fired worker might get ideas of revenge, and removing him from the scene will have genuine security advantages

      Anyone who would seriously do that sort of thing ('get back' at the company who fired him) would have a 'dead-mans switch' set up, so just kicking his butt out the door might be the worst thing to do.

    290. Re:What did you expect? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      okay - so basically it's people like you who mean that companies have to treat their employees in such a fashion.

      Ha. I spent two weeks, before I quit, putting my files in order so my projects could continue should anyone be found to take my job. I made copies of my own work to take with me. And my salary was three months in arrears at the time.

      Aside from my personal case, if one is malicious, one does the damage before alerting anyone. So "treating their employees in such a fashion" is pointless abuse of the wrong people. Pretty much like most airport security, for instance.

    291. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last job I worked at all of the managers had already gone home and it was just me and a few buddies and co-workers there on the late shift. When we left I just left my keycard on the manager's desk with a note.

      Security was a joke there anyway, I got into that same area on my first day without a card as the guy walking in ahead of me just held the door and assumed that I was meant to be there.

    292. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My old office had a mechanical numeric keypad to gain access to the building. On my last day (after working my notice) one of the secretaries was changing the entry code because I was leaving. She was having a bit of trouble and asked me to help, but I had to point out that that might defeat the object.

    293. Re:What did you expect? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I quit one job on personal ethic bias. It was the only one I've been walked out from. Even then, I spent time assisting my former bosses that things like router and firewall passwords were unchanged, and how to change them. The one time I was laid off, I was treated fairly well. Other than having to turn in my security card, and disabling my accounts, I was given free reign of the building to say my farewells to coworkers.

    294. Re:What did you expect? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Most States have "at will" employment so you can be fired at any time. By the same token most companies will be found at fault in a lawsuit if it is shown they had discrimatory reasons for firing.

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    295. Re:What did you expect? by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Your employer may terminate you at any time after you've given notice provided they pay out the legally allowed notice time. Depending on the state this varies from 1 month to 2 weeks (that is, an employee cannot say "I'm quitting in 5 years" and expect 5 years severance if they walk him to the door).

      If your friend was on his way out and affecting morale, his employer's only obligation was 2 weeks to 1 month of pay and they could boot him to the door. This isn't constructive dismissal, it's absolute dismissal.

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    296. Re:What did you expect? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1
      "Hell, if you are salaried just walk out the door at about noon."

      That would be a good way to get fired immediately with no severance and no regrets. It's just business, after all.

    297. Re:What did you expect? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

      Why yes, I am new to the posting, although I've followed slashdot for some time now. I also don't work in the IT department, or have ever worked for a company employing more than 6000 people. Currently I work for a company that's privately owned by one individual employing about 200 people. I can see laying people off, and having them leave right then and there, but if I knew the company I worked for escorted people out the door as soon as they gave their two week notice, I'm sure it would have a negative impact on my view of the company, and my performance there. I wouldn't work any slower, but I would probably channel my creativity in other directions. I'd have less "good ideas" for them. -Andy

    298. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Maybe you should do some research into the 2-prisoner dilemma from game theory (no, it has nothing to do with games - its a scenario to determine the best course of action when dealing with opponents, and it was the basis of Mutually Assured Destruction).

      Tret people nice, and let them reciprocate. When they start treating you like shit, give them a smack. When they start treating you nice again, reciprocate. Its a nice closed feed-back loop.

      Now, down to specifics - 5 years service without taking a vacation, and not only does a certain asshole try to change my working conditions to what amounts to constructive dismissal, but also refuses to cut the check for the accumulated vacation pay. Why? Because he had lied one time too many, and I had called him to task for his repeated lies and failures to follow through.

      Thats why its important to keep emails, etc. Then its no longer a case of your word against someone else's. So yeah, its working for me. But only because I kept proof. Not like dumb-as-shit cow-workers who don't see that, when the manure hits the ventilator, if they don't have proof, they may be the ones taking the fall for all kinds of unrelated crap. After all, without proof it becomes a matter of credibility.

      Or are you now saying that people have to accept being lied to is acceptable in the workplace nowadays? Maybe you accept it - I don't.

      Oh, and you're really off on the age thing, too.

    299. Re:What did you expect? by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1
      If your company is treating you this way it is for one of two reasons: 1) they don't trust you or 2) they feel compelled to behave in a detrimental manner because a manager with either too much or too little authority thinks it's their job.

      Or 3)Maybe it really IS their job, even if it's stupid...

      I think in many cases someone sequestered (either by necessity or just by circumstance and/or arrogance) from "real world" considerations talked to someone with some sort of risk-management expertise, who looked at industry statistics and had to ask the original policy-makers "Okay, how much risk are you willing to take that an employee who gives notice might do something bad on the way out?", and was given the answer "none at all, why would we take risks like that?". And thus the "zero-tolerance" policy gets enshrined in the Holy Binder of Company Law and everybody has to abide by it, even while they know it's stupid.

      And sometimes that's still better than having no defined policies or consistent practices at all...

    300. Re:What did you expect? by thparker · · Score: 1
      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what Directors and Officers liability policies are for?

      Yup. Of course, those have limits. They're fine if you get named in some individual suit. Not so helpful in an era of market caps inflated by hot air and assembly-line class action suits.

      I probably shouldn't be bitching about it -- I don't have a solution to offer.

      But it keeps the pressure on the people who should be coming up with a solution. A well-reasoned critique is valuable and, sadly, hard to find.

      At least you acknowledge the problem -- which is more then a lot of other people do.

      Thanks. I try to be fair.

    301. Re:What did you expect? by Darby · · Score: 1

      HR from headquarters called me and explained that they "overpaid me by accident but they did not want me to return the money."

      WTF?!?

      I'd be worried about that if they only told you that on the phone.
      They could be setting you up for a fraud charge.

    302. Re:What did you expect? by Darby · · Score: 1

      On a side note - exit interviews are great when drunk - I highly recommend it as an experience! I became far more honest than I would have been if sober *grin*

      If the company is serious about using exit interviews to improve the company, they might even consider this a positive thing as well.

    303. Re:What did you expect? by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      I worked at a company where one of the managers decided to move on. She was near the top, worked hard and was quite professional. Her mistake was in giving three months notice so they could work out a graceful exit.
      The "problem," if that's the right word, is that people predict the behavior of other people using themselves as a model. Creepus Maximus, H.R. Director for Suckco LLP, says to himself "I've been bilking the company whenever I could for the last seven years. If I wasn't worried about my job, imagine what I could do! Yoicks! I'd better call security to escort Ms. Ghandi out of the building!"

      Luckily for Mr. Maximus, most of his worker units don't think the same way as him, or the typical IT resignation would be announced by the complete erasure of all systems and delivery of all backup tapes to the competition. And his credit cards would be maxed out.

    304. Re:What did you expect? by karnal · · Score: 1

      a couple of hundred dollars,

      In my opinion, if you EVER mess with anything relating to money, you will get fucked by the company in the end.

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    305. Re:What did you expect? by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IT professionals have a lot of responsibility and a lot of power, and can seriously f-up a company with a few clicks. Any sane employer doesn't want that to happen.

      Critical thinking 101: If an IT person wanted to mess up the system, he/she would put the means to do so in place before giving the resignation notice. Any sane employer rewards considerate behavior that goes beyond job description. They may well want this guy to come and fix some small problem later.

    306. Re:What did you expect? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Copyright doesn't apply when presenting materials for legal disputes. Otherwise, how can you sue a newspaper for libel? Just consider this another instance of fair use.

    307. Re:What did you expect? by ajs · · Score: 1

      "You can't just start being picky over where a person resigns or not compared to when they are fired."

      Can and do.

      "Are you going to take responsibility for a person's actions when they don't have any interest in doing the best job they can (or at least an adequate performance so they can keep their job)?"

      If you are a manager, you take responsibility for everything that the employees in your charge do. When they come to you and say, "I'm movig on," you have several responsibilities. One is to provide a smooth transition for the company. The other is to avoid burning bridges. If you need that person's help in the future as a consultant, you don't want them being bitter about how you kicked them out the door with a 2-week paycheck and a reminder about their NDA. You want them to remember the party you threw them on their last day and the way you treated them with no more or less respect in those last couple of weeks than you did during the rest of their career with you.

      "Are you going to take the chance that the person who resigned isn't stealing all your corporate data and selling it to the competitor they were just hired at? What if the person gets mad/insanely drunk and does something on a whim that sets you back?"

      You don't hire people like that in the first place, do you? I certainly don't. I also rely on the fact that I hire intelligent people who understand that they WANT me as a reference in the future.

      "Most companies don't have the time nor the resources to play babysitter to someone that just said "I don't want to be here"."

      If all you can think to do with someone who has resigned is "babysitting" them, then I suggest that you have larger problems than what happens if they steal corporate secrets, and most likely your corporate secrets aren't worth very much.

    308. Re:What did you expect? by orderb13 · · Score: 1

      Actually even that is wrong. They can only verify that you DID work there. They can in no shape, form, or fashion ask if you are eligible for re-hire. I made very sure of this before I quit my last job because I had some very nasty things to say about my boss in my exit interview.

    309. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never work in an office with lots of emotionally-fucked-up lawyers, then. I had a position once where I came in to work one morning and found that because I had disagreed with my boss the day before, and because she couldn't handle the idea of someone walking around the office who had disrespected her omnipotence, I was escorted out by security then and there.

      Now, I know (at least I hope) that you're reading this with a skeptical eye and saying "How do we know that it was really the boss's emotional problems that got him fired? How do we know that he wasn't actually fired and escorted out because he posed a real security risk or behaved so immaturely/irrationality they were justified in thinking he did?" I'll tell you why. Because at the time of the firing, I was working on a crucial automation of a backup routine for a mission-critical data server. I was escorted from the building that day... and allowed to come back at 3:30 that day, after the boss had gone for the day, and finish the programming. Did they trust me with their mission-critical data? Yup, and I was worthy of that trust. But I had to be an example, someone that the boss could point to and say "You know what happens to people who don't agree with everything I say??" so ... escorted out of the building by security.

    310. Re:What did you expect? by holt · · Score: 1

      You have to keep in mind that salary or wages make up only about half of the compensation package given to most white collar workers. Therefore, even if they're paying time-and-a-half, it's still cheaper to drive their employees to work overtime, because they only have to pay one set of benefits. If two workers were hired to do the same job, they'd be paying for about the same number of hours, but they'd have to pay for two sets of benefits, and that's where the extra costs come in.

    311. Re:What did you expect? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Most States have "at will" employment so you can be fired at any time. By the same token most companies will be found at fault in a lawsuit if it is shown they had discrimatory reasons for firing.

      Yeah, but "discriminatory" is limited to a specific list of factors. You can legally be fired because "I don't like him" or even "He looks funny" (as long as the funniness of your face is not a trait of your race, ethnicity, gender, etc.) In most states "He's gay" is a valid reason. If it's not on the list in your state, it's a permissible reason. The employer doesn't have to prove that their reason was sound or even fair; the employee needs to prove that it was on a list of "Illegal Reasons".

      And it's not that difficult for a an employer accused of firing someone on the basis of, say, race to come up with another justification for it (e.g. "He has an attitude problem.") Your mileage may vary depending on your judge and/or jury, but generally speaking, it is usually very difficult to prove illegal discrimination.

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    312. Re:What did you expect? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but if I wrote it, its MINE. Copyright law is clear on that. Its copyright ME the minute I write it. No notice necessary. Law trumps policy.

      Yeah, but real law trumps imaginary law. In the real world, the things you create on company time with company resources in the course of your company-assigned duties, belong to the company. It's called "work made for hire" and if you knew a tenth of what you imagine you know about copyright law, you'd know this.

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    313. Re:What did you expect? by executioner · · Score: 1
      He was treated like crap. You know it. I know it. Being treated like an intruder, an outsider, a potential crook, rather than someone who had helped them get where they are.

      I've worked in IT for over 20 years at most of the IT jobs i had they had a instant removal of access if you resign policy, and this was starting in the 80's its not a reflection on the employee as much as a safety concern for the company. ( back then they didn't pay you for the 2 week notice time you where done day of the notice no pay )

      Its the same as the "don't pirate movies" they show in theatres. You're insulting your audience. They've paid to watch the movie - you're addresing your message to the wrong audience, and insulting them to boot.

      now i don't agree with this its not the same as that at all. company's are bound to their stockholder and have to show a reasonable sense of corporate security. I do agree that that it is a policy that really doesn't make much sense as if someone was going to sabatage the servers, etc. they would do it before giving notice or at least set it up before giving notice.

      How would you feel if you walked into a store and one of the clerks was always hanging on your shoulder, looking at everything you do? Make you feel like you're being treated like a crook, right? Pleasant? Didn't think so.

      hmmm yes i have had this happen to me, was i doing anything to warrent it, no not that particular time, sure it made me feel like a crook, but what to do in a situation like that but have fun with it. :) i did and had the best laugh I could have had that particular year. and it still makes me laugh almost 20 years later.

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      "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    314. Re:What did you expect? by executioner · · Score: 1
      OTOH, one of our techs has advised that he will be leaving within 12 months, and has expressed that he wants to work out the completion of his work - and he will be allowed to do so! Why? Because he's simply going to be moving back to his home town - nothing sinister there!

      okay so what your saying is as long as i tell you i'm moving back to my hometown or some other seemingly non-sinister reason you'll believe thats the reason i'm leaving and i can continue working ( not saying this guy isn't) even if the reason i'm leaving is the Pointy headed bosses are all idiots?

      when i left my last IT job ( and left the feild ) i used a Non-sinister reason for leaving to cover up the real reason i left. ( it wouldn't have done any good anyway ) and i stayed in contact with a few freinds that had stayed to find out it just kept getting worse there.

      I did work my 2 weeks notice and i had another job to go to when i quit. I didn't mess anything up and i actually worked harder in those 2 weeks knowing the light was at the end of the tunnel and i was done.

      Both sides handled it very professionally. i knew the day i gave notice i could be escorted out and 6 months later i still had access to the corporate shipping site we used to ship items. haven't checked recently but if i had to wager i probably still have access today almost 2 years later. it just a lack of controls at this particular company in killing ex employee's accounts we had email and login accounts on the systems sometimes for 6 months or more after people left.

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    315. Re:What did you expect? by fredbox · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I used to be a janitor. The server used to be left logged in as root. But they weren't looking for extra accounts with uid 0 anyway.

      There are janitors who know about 'rm -rf /', but that's about as obvious as a sledgehammer. Anyway, the end result ended up being that anytime anyone at that facility had an issue, they had me fix it rather than have to go thru the help desk. Of course I couldn't get a computer job anywhere, because I was a janitor. Eventually a member of the local old-boy network took pity on me and gave me a desktop support job, eventually I finished my degree, and now get paid by the government to have contractors do all my work for me.

      Anyway, there's a lot more janitors running home qmail-LDAP servers on freebsd than you may know about.

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    316. Re:What did you expect? by bruunb · · Score: 1
      If you are referring to the code you write, then the same applies. If it didn't, then vast swathes of MS source code would be open now, as any employee who left the company would be able to release anything they wrote into the PD.

      This is only true if it's stated in your contract !
      If you contract does not specificaly mention that you are hired to make/create program/programs for the company then you own the code that you write, but if the contract specifies otherwise then the company owns the code you have written.
      On the other hand, if you are hired by a company to create a specific program or work on a specific program then only the code that is related to that program is the company's property all other code is yours.

      I worked (still do) for a company where my initial job and contract was as a student misc-helper and not a programmer, but ended up programming full time. The company now claims that they own the code, but they don't because it's not in any contract.

      Hence, if not specificaly specified by a contract then you own what ever code you write, at work or not. This is also why large corporations have so much "small print" in your contract and, aparent, harsh security policies when it comes to system access as mentioned in the article.

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    317. Re:What did you expect? by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      This law isn't a bad idea. I've been in workplaces where I've done all I was asked (and more), but the management sucked, you never got recognized for your work, and they couldn't do anything except ask for more.

      It really does make a level playing field for hiring. In this state, you rely more on your personal references, and not on your employers. That is, unless you list an employer as a reference-- you're still able to do that if you wanted to.

      It's not as bad as you make it out-- it's just a different way of doing things. Just as it protects the poor worker, it protects the good worker as well-- wouldn't you be likely to sue if you found out you didn't get picked for a job because your previous employer falsely indicated that you were a poor performer at your old job?

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    318. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, sometimes they don't "get" it.

      I offered to stay behind for a few weeks, to help screen suitable candidates and show them the ropes. Instead, they wanted me to show someone with absolutely no job history in the field (nepotism can be ugly) everything. I explained that I would not do that, because it would be a disaster, and they would be shooting themselves in the foot. Things quickly went downhill from there -

      Of course they did it their way, they crashed the server, and it was down for the week. Aw. Is it running now? I don't know, haven't bothered to check in almost 2 months. Doesn't really matter. There was one program that has to be updated on a regular basis. Sometime next year, its going to start giving wrong data. Expensive wrong data. I would have gladly shown a proper replacement where the code issue was, and what has to be done to make sure it stays in sync with reality. But knowing them, they won't even notice until its way too late. "Time wounds all heels."

    319. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      He had a contract. Like the saying goes:
      1. Get it in writing
      2. Get it in writing
      3. Get it in writing
      So it was "buy me out" time. As long as he fulfilled his duties under the contract, there wasn't anything they could do without lawyers getting involved.
    320. Re:What did you expect? by kapes · · Score: 1

      Thats different buddy ! GP says management save their ass and mint money. While you are saying contractors save their ass and mint money. So, only people who have to work on behalf of you both is full time employee. And he can't save his ass as well as mint money like you both.

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    321. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Depends on the terms of employment.

      I don't do straight "work-for-hire". I insist on at least a chunk of equity, or part-interest/ownership of the final product, in addition to the weekly paycheck. I haven't done the "work-for-hire" without that condition in a decade. I'll never go back to it, either, unless there's either:

      1. a theoretical or practical problem that I really feel the itch to scratch, and someone is willing to pay for me to work on the solution in return for the code
      2. (to quote spaceballs) "a shitload of money"

      So, since I am also part-owner of anything I work on, being both an employee and having a significant equity interest, what I write IS mine, subject of course to if they then want to buy out my equity portion.

    322. Re:What did you expect? by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      I was a netadmin/sysadmin and had all the keys to the kingdom: key-locks, cipher-locks, mag-locks, passwords, you name it. Backed up what I needed, dropped my letter off, left on good terms, doing real work till the last day. They could have locked me out, but they needed me to be able to finish what I was working on, and the boss was hypercool, so it worked out. Disabled my own account on the last day.

      Me three.

      At my last company, I was the "Configuration Manager", which also meant I was the de facto IT guy. I gave two weeks notice and worked up until the afternoon of the last day of those two weeks, trained my replacement and gave him all my passwords and whatnot. Aside from a few dirty looks from my soon-to-be ex-boss, it couldn't have gone more smoothly.

      The place before that was a different story; half the engineers were in one conference room being told they'd get to stay on for two or three months to wind down operations, and the other half (including me) were in another room being told to pack up and get out. Severance was generous, to be sure, but it wasn't pleasant. I had absolutely no compunction about grabbing all the source code I'd worked on in the last four years before I left; they'd not turned off accounts during the layoff meeting, as seems to be common.
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    323. Re:What did you expect? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Depends on the terms of employment. I don't do straight "work-for-hire".

      Then maybe you shouldn't declare that your contract terms represent the law of the land. It makes you look like a idiot.

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    324. Re:What did you expect? by hosecoat · · Score: 1

      7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

    325. Re:What did you expect? by woolio · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but couldn't the employer get you in a civil court?? Most companies require employees to sign an agreement that they will not take company property/secrets with them when they leave...

    326. Re:What did you expect? by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      It had been their intention to keep him for the two weeks, however once they notified him that he was in the hole on his vacation time and they'd be docking his paycheck, he started going from cube to cube complaining to everyone about the unfair treatment.
      Not only unfair, but (in California at least) illegal.
      Q. My employer allows its employees to take their vacation before it is actually earned or accrued. Last month I took my three weeks vacation before I had actually earned all of it. I quit my job this month and my employer deducted all of the unearned vacation days that I had taken from my final paycheck. Can he do this?

      A. No, your employer cannot deduct "advanced" vacation (i.e., vacation that is taken before it is earned or accrued) from your final paycheck. Because of work schedules and the wishes of employees, many employers allow employees to take their vacation before it is actually earned. Under California law, vacation benefits are a form of wages, and an employer's practice of allowing employees to take their vacation before it is actually earned or accrued is in effect an advance on wages. Thus, if an employee takes an advance on vacation and then quits or is discharged before all of that advanced vacation is earned or accrued, the effect is that there has been an overpayment of wages which is a debt owed to the employer.

      The California courts have noted on a number of occasions that an advance on wages, as with any other debt owed (either to the employer or a third party), is subject to the provisions of the attachment law. However, since wages are exempt from prejudgment attachment, neither the employer nor any third party can recover the debt by way of attachment of the employee's final pay, as to do so would violate the public policy considerations underlying the wage exemption statutes. Thus, in California since the wage garnishment law provides the exclusive judicial procedure by which a judgment creditor can execute against the wages of a judgment debtor, an employer may not resort to self-help to recover debts owed to the employer by an employee from the wages then due to the employee.
      Source: http://www.dir.ca.gov/dlse/FAQ_Vacation.htm
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    327. Re:What did you expect? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      A LOT of us don't do straight "work-for-hire". Look around, you've got people who work strictly by contract, others who work on a "paycheck+equity" basis, others who work on a "day job" basis, others who work as independent contractors, etc. This is not a "normal" industry, where everyone does the 9-5 bit. There's also the issue of stuff that people come up with on their own time, that their employer then tries to get his paws on when he gets a bit greedy.

      I make it clear that in every case (even when I WAS doing the 9-5 stuff) that home-brew code, the librairies I developed on my time or prior to employment there, etc., was MY property. The time to discuss this is DURING the job interview. They could use it in their product, and redistribute THAT product (not any other), but that I retained ownership.

      Anyone who does anything other than that is asking to be sued. You can't just "park your brains" when you leave a place, and forget everything you ever worked on and start from first principles. While you can't divulge trade secrets, you CAN make it clear where the boundary is between your code and theirs.

    328. Re:What did you expect? by Antarius · · Score: 1

      That is how it appears to work here , yes.

      Of course, we also have personal contact with all staff members, and everybody's manager has a weekly "Employee Development Meeting" (It's an E-Mythed company) with all of their coworkers working under them. These meetings are personal development, helping the staff out with any challenges they are facing (both work and non-work related). And yes, they are still 'on the clock' for these meetings.


      With this sort of mindset, it's also taken on a case-by-case scenario. The tech in question moved down here when his wife was promoted to head a branch office. After the birth of their son, they both want to move to their hometown to be closer to their family. (They currently drive the 400km (each-way) trip on 3 out of 4 weekends, just to see their family!)

      Before discussing the move, his work performance had slipped dramatically; now it had improved.

      I don't know about you, but I would take that at face value...

    329. Re:What did you expect? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      That would be a good way to get fired immediately with no severance and no regrets. It's just business, after all.

      I wouldn't advise it unless you already had an offer somewhere else.

      I was just pointing out that it's annoying to hear people say "It's just business" when they escort you to the door after giving notice -- but then turn around and bitch when people quit without giving notice.

      For the record: I've left three jobs in my lifetime. One was a job where I got completely screwed over -- was promised a portion of the sales that would be made with a piece of software I wrote -- when the software was about 85% complete they "changed their minds". I started looking for work and once I had an offer I walked out the door and never came back. I later reported them to the IRS and New York State Tax Department because they never sent me a W-2 after that tax year was over. They also never sent me the paystub for my last check either -- but it was still directly deposited. There's two law violations right there.

      The other two jobs I gave two and four weeks notice respectively. One was only a retail summer job while I was in school -- but I still gave notice.

      I'm just point out the fact that "it's just business" cuts both ways. If you treat your employees like shit and don't trust them, then don't get huffy and puffy when they leave without giving notice.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    330. Re:What did you expect? by halowolf · · Score: 1
      Of course contractors are in it for thenselves. It is how we stop ourselves from getting exploited. In my first full time job out of university, I got exploited. We can all come up with the examples of who screws who, there are good and bad contractors and corporations.

      I always make sure I do a good job that they are happy with. I always make sure to tell them when they are making things difficult for me or are being counter productive for the project, in essence I tell them the truth of what is happening. Being up front saves a whole lot of hassle and finger pointing.

      As a side note, every employer I have worked for offered my a full time position bar one. I haved declined all full time offers and I still got another good 3 to 6 months of contract work, because I did a good job.

    331. Re:What did you expect? by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1
      >Company policy isn't law.

      Unless you signed a legal contract stating that you will abide by company policy. Contract law is the real thing.

    332. Re:What did you expect? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      IANAL, but couldn't the employer get you in a civil court?? Most companies require employees to sign an agreement that they will not take company property/secrets with them when they leave...

      Which is why I said don't announce what you've done. If you need it to disprove a claim made by your employer, then work out how to introduce it. And in any case, emails are not necessarily "property/secrets", especially if they're evidence of wrongdoing the courts are not going to be inclined to protect them. Personally, for instance, my boss claimed in court I had agreed to take my salary late to "help the company". I presented a bunch of emails I wrote complaining and demanding payment.

    333. Re:What did you expect? by executioner · · Score: 1

      as i said this did not neccessarily apply to the guy there i was stating in general. it not always that easy to take at face value

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      "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    334. Re:What did you expect? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I can see where you're coming from, but then the answer is to call him and say "We've decided to terminate you, come in tomorrow just to clear out your desk".

      I know large organizations aren't always totally in sync, but it's kind of treating him like the living dead when he doesn't have access, and he has to call HR himself to find out that he's been fired. I mean, I know he got paid and all, but its personally humiliating.

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      -- Pablo Picasso
    335. Re:What did you expect? by Americano · · Score: 1
      Honestly, I've seen it happen both ways, though the overwhelming majority of cases has been that people leaving work out their 2 weeks as normal... the "escorted out by security" thing has been a small minority of the cases.

      About 7 years ago, one of my coworkers & myself were hired away from our employer at the same time... we gave our notice on the same exact day. I had spent my time at that job doing my level best at the work, being a good team player, and in general, making an effort to play well with others. My coworker was NOT a "team player", and in fact had engaged in 2 years worth of running battles with management and lead development staff... not enough of a pain in the ass to get fired, but enough that management had categorized him as a troublemaker, and a drain on morale and productivity. So what happened the day we both gave our notice, you ask?

      -- My coworker's manager said, "You're leaving?" with a big grin on his face, escorted him back to his desk, watched him pack his personal belongings, and then called security to escort him out of the building and told him they'd send him a check for his last two weeks.

      -- My manager first said to me, "Is there anything we can do that would make you change your mind?" (To which I responded, no, the opportunity was exactly right for me, and I couldn't turn it down.) He then said to me, "Well, this is going to really hurt us, but I really wish you the best... Is there any way you could give us an extra week or two, so you can help bring your replacement up to speed?" I went back to my new employer, and asked them if I could delay my start date an extra week, and they were agreeable, so I gave a three weeks of notice, during which I worked as hard, if not harder, than I had for the entire time I had been there previously.

      So what's the moral of this story? Leaving on a good note with your boss will help you in the future... call it karma, call it good luck, call it whatever... it's entirely possible that you'll run into these managers again, and they'll remember you, even if you're painted with the broad brush of "nice guy, good to work with," or "shithead, avoid at all costs." Even if you have no intention of ever working for that company or those managers again because they mistreated you so badly, take the high road.

      To be perfectly honest, the people I've seen being "escorted out" in the jobs I've worked, have really been the trouble makers, the antagonists, and the people who everybody was like, "Oh god, it's such a relief that guy is gone." So you might want to ask yourself... "Am I a prick?" If your employers make a habit of escorting you out the door the moment you give your notice, then there's a pretty good chance that the answer to that questions is, "Yes!"

      And before you go and say, "I'm not a prick, the people I always end up stuck working with are just a bunch of blithering, clueless idiots -- I HAVE to tell them how wrong they are," think long and hard about this:

      • YOU think they're all blithering idiots.
      • THEY think you're a prick.
      • Fifty million Elvis fans can't be wrong.


      In short, there's ways to be both technically correct AND personable. And if you can manage both, you'll find that your coworkers & managers respect you, and actually come to you to seek out your advice, rather than try to avoid you because they know that to be wrong in your presence will incur your wrath...
    336. Re:What did you expect? by somersault · · Score: 1

      ah. It all makes sense now, you're not an evil little bastard \o/

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      which is totally what she said
    337. Re:What did you expect? by jackbutler · · Score: 1

      Any company that did NOT immediately cut off your computer access would be worthy of respect and support, regardless of the resignation. A company that terminates your access is not only preventing you from doing it harm, it is also preventing you from turning over your work officially to others, and to communicate with others in that two-week time frame exactly how to carry on without you. Companies that terminate you immediately upon giving notice force a potential resignee to go underground earlier, doing whatever damage they choose to do before the notice is given, and if I worked for such a company and was expecting the kind of abrupt treatment you got, I would be tempted a bit more to do harm in that process. I would also not care about turning over my workload to someone else and not care whether others in the company were informed about my work and becoming ready to step in to handle it. While it may be consistent with current "professional" IP management to immediately cut off access, it's ultimately a self-defeating policy that will have the opposite effect than is intended: If the policy is an attempt to curb employee retaliation against the company, it produces the opposite effect, increasing employee dissatisfaction and preventing efficient turn-over of responsibilities.

    338. Re:What did you expect? by talasian · · Score: 1

      I totally agree here. As another sysadmin for a small isp, we would do the same thing. It is all in protecting your userbase even if you trust the individual who is quitting. It comes down to due diligence (sp??). The CIO acted correctly as far as i can see by shutting you down, and compensating you for the time. It doesn't get much more professional than that.

    339. Re:What did you expect? by c_woolley · · Score: 0

      At least you tried. :)

    340. Re:What did you expect? by cfuse · · Score: 1
      You could make the same argument for senior management but somehow when they f-up the company they get a nice severance package from the board. I guess a few mil is a nice reward for running a company into the ground.

      That's because senior management are actually hired to fuck up the company, they're just doing their job.

    341. Re:What did you expect? by arivanov · · Score: 1
      How did you notice that he forgot to revoke these?

      The answer is - asked a collegue to check if my RSA key is still in the authorized key list. That is besides knowing all the passords harcoded directly into code for various OSS systems which the idiot could not change anyway.

      You are right, you should not access them yourself, but nothing prevents you from giving your credentials to your boss with at least two witnesses present and him doing it for you. Does the trick every time.

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    342. Re:What did you expect? by Armadni+General · · Score: 1

      I believe he means to imply that it was brought down by a bomb.

  2. What's the question again? by XorNand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Umm... what's the question again? You did resign in a professional manner. Is this the first real IT job that you've had? What you experienced is standard operating procedure for any organization with even a half-assed security policy. They aren't your computers. Why are you taking it so personally, esp. since they've paid you for those two extra weeks? ::rolls eyes::

    What I'd like to know is what didn't make the front page because this got posted instead?

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    1. Re:What's the question again? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      ditto!

      What do you want them to do? Throw you a party and give you a laptop to take home? Why is what they did an insult? I really fail to see the substance of the question here and echo the parents concerns about why /. editors found this worthy of a front page appearance. Maybe an especially lame Ask /., but really it doesn't even belong there.

    2. Re:What's the question again? by lewp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is this the first real IT job that you've had?

      Stating the obvious, but... DING DING DING!

      This happens everywhere, and is normal in IT. It's two extra weeks of paid vacation from somewhere you obviously didn't want to work anyway. What's the fucking problem?

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      Game... blouses.
    3. Re:What's the question again? by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      What I'd like to know is what didn't make the front page because this got posted instead?

      Come back in a couple days, the dupe will show up.

      ...

      (Would it still be a dupe?)

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      Speak truth to power.
    4. Re:What's the question again? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, as you say, the OP got paid anyway, but...

      In every job I've had that I've left (five in the last 12 years), I've never had my access cut off until I actually leave. I've always worked until the last day, and I would be surprised if an employer didn't want me to. Mind you, I've never been fired, and in all but one case, I was actually on fairly good terms with my employer. I've never even heard of employers terminating access for people who are leaving of their own accord.

      As a matter of fact, in most of the occasions I've left a job, I needed to keep access to the last minute to assist with a smooth handover of my work.

      In a situation where an employee has notified their employer that they wish to resign, there is no security risk in letting them keep their access (and do their job) until they leave. If they were disgruntled and were going to do anything nasty, they would already have done it prior to tendering notice.

      (It's a very different situation if the employee is let go, of course)

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      "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
    5. Re:What's the question again? by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 1
      What I'd like to know is what didn't make the front page because this got posted instead?


      A dupe?
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    6. Re:What's the question again? by renehollan · · Score: 1
      You did resign in a professional manner.

      Exactly.

      What were you expecting? In fact, if they did not immediately disable your access and release you on the spot, you should have been surprised.

      You are a risk, you wanted to terminate the employment relationship, and your employer wanted to terminate the risk you pose.

      You acted professionally and so did they.

      What would have been unprofessional would have been if you had not given two weeks notice, or if they "locked you out" and didn't pay you for the notice period you gave.

      Consider the two weeks you got paid a vacation.

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      You could've hired me.
    7. Re:What's the question again? by ThJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the thing is that he actually wanted to say on for the last two weeks. He gave two weeks -notice-. He didn't say "I'll just leave now and you can stop paying me in 2 weeks" he said "I'm working now but I'll leave in two weeks". They cut him off immediately, almost as if they didn't quite understand his notice or something...

    8. Re:What's the question again? by Illserve · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      You seem to be more worried about how you could trash the system after resigning (if the necessity arose). The solution, of course, is to set up scripts *before you resign* that poll an external web address and take their instruction via http (or maybe a tunnel). I'm sure you can think of something.

      better luck next time!

    9. Re:What's the question again? by syousef · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What you experienced is standard operating procedure for any organization with even a half-assed security policy.

      Any organisation that's going to be afraid of what their IT professional is going to do once they've decided to leave, and who is still under an employment contract has real problems. If you can't trust the people you employ when they're obligated to you, why can you trust them to stay when they haven't handed in their resignation?

      Perhaps the culture is a little different in Australia, but I've never been locked out of a computer system just because I resigned. They've gotten every day's work out of me that they could - it was expected that I remain professional.

      Honestly if someone's going to do damage to a company they'd just do it before they send their letter of resignation. If you can't trust your staff under the usual safeguards once they say they're leaving, you don't have a decent security policy to speak of anyway.

      Access should be terminated on the last day of employment.

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    10. Re:What's the question again? by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      If anything he should of resigned 10 weeks in advance and cashed in!

    11. Re:What's the question again? by klack · · Score: 1

      He should have given a two months notice...

    12. Re:What's the question again? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are a risk, you wanted to terminate the employment relationship, and your employer wanted to terminate the risk you pose.


      Excuse me, but... where's the risk? Anything the OP wanted to do to "trash the system" could have been done before he handed his notice in. How does immediately cutting him off (and probably pissing him off in the process) decrease the risk?
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    13. Re:What's the question again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What I'd like to know is what didn't make the front page because this got posted instead?

      Xen 3.0 released and available for (free! as in beer and as in speech) download.

    14. Re:What's the question again? by warb · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. We work employee's till the day they leave. Why waste 2 weeks pay? Also, if it short notice
      we need to work with them to transfer there responsibilities to others.

    15. Re:What's the question again? by Dajur · · Score: 1

      Technically any employee is a risk, even when they aren't planning to leave ... companies do drug screens, credit checks, interviews, etc. to try to minimize the risk.

    16. Re:What's the question again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod funny... or really, really dense.

    17. Re:What's the question again? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      In this case any possible benefits there may have been with a smooth transfer were outweighed by the risks that you could do something harmful.

      It's apparent they didn't need your assistance for a smooth transfer and really didn't need you to be there at all. They gave you two weeks pay to get you out of their hair while they went on with their business.

      Now you get a two week paid vacation or you can start your new job early. If I were you I would head on over to the golf course unless of course you live in a frigid place in case head to the ski hills.

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    18. Re:What's the question again? by askegg · · Score: 1

      I helped manage a website for an organisation I belong to and they recently decide to go down another road. My access was immediately revoked, which is fine and part of the SOP.

      However, there was no arrangements in place for an immediate replacement. The firewall rules prevented anyone except me from accessing the system and I was getting all the webmaster/postmaster/hostmaster emails. I would not mind so much, but the discussion forum database died and started sending me an email for every failed hit (over 15,000 so far).

      With no access to the system I could not fix this, so I have had to negotiate temporary access to rectify the situation. In the meantime I redirected all the email straight to the trashcan.

      Obviously this could have gone a lot better for both sides. Admittedly this is a rare case, but it shows what troubles can occur if access is revoked without understanding.

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    19. Re:What's the question again? by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      why woudl a company run a credit check on an applicant? i believe that's an invasion of privacy. what does my financial situation have to do with my job performace for the company? asking about previous salaries is one thing, but running a credit check? that's bull as is drug screening, especially since you can detect THC long after a person has used it. and so what if they smoke pot? does what they do in their own time affect their work ethic? no way.

      so they're not really protecting anything and probably firing some of the best employees simply because they failed a drug test or had poor credit.

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    20. Re:What's the question again? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      I belive the thinking is that people who are in bad financial shape might be more tempted to steal from their employer/sell information to competitors, etc. This isn't to say that all people in bad financial shape steal, or that those who already have money don't (just look at U.S. congressmen for an example). It's just that a higher percentage of this in financial trouble might compared to people in stable financial situations.

    21. Re:What's the question again? by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Basically, if a disgruntled employee stole client data and said clients sued the company, it would cost several hundred/thousand times more than just paying him not to do the 2 weeks of halfassed work anyway (come on, you can't tell me everyone gives 100% when they know they're out of there.) To a suit writing policy, avoiding that kind of risk exposure is worth paying the guy to play video games.

      It's nothing personal, and it shouldn't be taken as such. It's all about risk management, not your relationship with your employer. A vacation between jobs is never a bad idea anyway.

    22. Re:What's the question again? by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1
      If it was a company of any real size, and there was a need for you to stay to the last minute like that, your manager needs to be replaced. That manager is allowing undue risk to the company to exist.

      You cannot stake the company's ability to continue to business on the risk that you aren't going to get killed in some nasty accident.

      I've left companies before and had it both ways. In fact, when I had to leave on my notice-day, I actually still stayed in contact with the employers, and, ended up working for them again later.

    23. Re:What's the question again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why you don't have a job. Go home, be quiet. Nobody here likes you.

    24. Re:What's the question again? by jack_csk · · Score: 1

      That's why I always leave documentations for my previous works.
      Some people believe that it is too much of advantages for their employers in case some relationship goes bad, but I want them to be able to cover their base in case if I was hit by a bus.
      By the way, that saved a lot of phone calls after I quited my previous jobs.

    25. Re:What's the question again? by Colin+Cordner · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, in most of the occasions I've left a job, I needed to keep access to the last minute to assist with a smooth handover of my work.

      That would certainly be a rational - maybe even honourable! - response to the situation, on the part of the company hierarchy. A quick perusal through the antedotes, however, would suggest that the greatest probability lies in the "higher-ups" adopting one of two course:

      1) React with paranoia. The former underling might now be out to get you, ruin your company, and endanger your own employment status. Lock them out of the system, and have security escort them from the building.

      2) React like a jerk. The former underling has personally insulted you by not appreciating what you and the company have done for them. Make their lives difficult while you still can - lock them out of the system immediately, and have security escort them from the building.

      The security rationalisations that some have suggested don't really work - if a resigning employee wanted to do damage, they would leave a few software timebombs laying around. They wouldn't start deleting random directories the minute after handing-in their papers. For my part, I've encountered both responses, and they seemed to both boil down to a "me-alpha", "you-beta" mentality. Both of the above response-types assume that the resignee has some sort of intent to disrupt the feudal order of the company...

      As other posters have alluded to, such outlooks may result from a lack of respect for both other human beings, and basic liberal values.

    26. Re:What's the question again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious, is that supported by evidence or is it an assumption?

    27. Re:What's the question again? by Nexzus · · Score: 1

      I'm on the IT staff of a debt Collection Company. Before the job offer, they asked my permission to perform a credit check on me to see that I wasn't in their system, or any other companies'. I guess that's special circumstances, though.

      --
      Karma: Can only be portioned out by the Cosmos.
    28. Re:What's the question again? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      But the "disgruntled employee" had as much opportunity as he/she wanted prior to submitting the resignation letter. So what risk have you successfully avoided?

      --
      "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
    29. Re:What's the question again? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Now, that's just silly. It was a business decision: the cost of cutting my access was more than the cost of not cutting it.

      The business could have survived without me - however, it was more cost effective for me to partake in a smooth handover. The idea that you need to make your position so replaceable that there is absolutely zero impact if you get hit by a bus is crazy.

      --
      "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
    30. Re:What's the question again? by Uriel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Companies can get discounts on insurance if they drug test employees, I believe.

    31. Re:What's the question again? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Perhaps the culture is a little different in Australia, but I've never been locked out of a computer system just because I resigned. They've gotten every day's work out of me that they could - it was expected that I remain professional.

      I have to agree, I think this is an American thing [0]. I've been through a few jobs and based on them, when I give notice I would expect to be working up until the very last day, spend most of that last day with my boss and replacement changing passwords/login details/security tokens, etc and then be taken to the pub with the boss paying.

      Quite frankly, were my professionalism insulted in the way the article described, I would do everything within my power (legally) to get the word out "on the street" that my now-former-employer wouldn't extend their employees even the most basic level of respect, and that working for them would be a bad idea, because inevitably, they'll eventually screw any/all of their employees over _badly_ and hang them out to dry.

      (I would also be sure to at least double my private consulting rates just for them, when they came asking to know where the chalk mark needed to be drawn, since they would have only themselves to blame for not knowing.)

      Any employers knows when they hire me, that part and parcel of my job entails unfettered access to nearly all aspects of the company's IT infrastructure, and that one day I'm going to leave. They accept the former caveat because as a professional, it is expected that I will treat that level of access with the respect and responsibility it deserves. I see no reasonable justification for that professionalism to be expected to disappear when the latter issue is clarified.

      [0] Having spent the last year or so working for a US company (in Australia), I've also discovered their corporate culture has *serious* issues about giving more than 4 consecutive weeks leave, and/or giving unpaid leave. My erroneous assumption about these two issues meant the holiday I was hoping to take next year had to be *seriously* curtailed, even after volunteering to work for a week from our European office while I was there. Truly, Australian and US working cultures are worlds apart.

    32. Re:What's the question again? by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1
      Yes and no... from one side, its related one of the reasons why my current company has a policy against air travel for more than a few team employees at a time. Plane goes down -> project is hosed. This is the raw risk management side.

      That has to be balanced with the "replaceable cog" issue. People are humans, not just "resources" to be allocated. It's not that you are replacable, its that most of what you have done or learned that is significant should not have to be re-learned.

      If I had everything of mine docuemented well, my company would still hurt when I left... for two reasons.

      1. I'm familiar with the stuff, so I don't need to digest my documents.

      2. More importantly, I can generate all these things faster than most other people could. In the case of the company I came back to work for, then replaced me with 2 other people who still couldn't keep up with the new demands. But they were able to keep the ship running in the mean time.

      To follow the metaphor, they could plug a different cog in, and the machine keeps running, but might need some more maintenance, cost more, weight more, require a different form of lubrication, etc... (or less, depending on how arrogant I am =-) )

    33. Re:What's the question again? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      That's my point. That's also why it was more cost-effective not to just let me go immediately - by actively participating in my handover, I made it easier for the "new cog" to slot in.

      --
      "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
    34. Re:What's the question again? by adrianmonk · · Score: 1
      Excuse me, but... where's the risk? Anything the OP wanted to do to "trash the system" could have been done before he handed his notice in.

      Nobody said that instantly cutting off someone's access to computer systems was a perfect way of completely eliminating the risk. But, they are doing what they can to minimize the risk.

      Yes, if you knew you were going to lose access at the moment when you informed them you were resigning, then you could do the damage beforehand. But you might not know that, so you might choose to wait until what you expect your last day would be. The point is, it doesn't totally eliminate your opportunity, but it does reduce your opportunity to do something like that, so it has some value.

    35. Re:What's the question again? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Truly, Australian and US working cultures are worlds apart.

      Indeed they are. Good luck getting that fixed.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    36. Re:What's the question again? by paologat · · Score: 1
      In the past five years I've been working for a major consulting firm in Italy.

      Every time one of my team members resigned, because they were moving, because they had found a better job, etc., they remained in the team long enough to wrap up their work and train their replacement. None of them lost their access until they actually left.

      There are many reasons why we do this. First of all - when we say that we respect our colleagues, we mean it. When you know that you will be trusted with important issues until the last day, because you've seen it happen to others, you have an incentive to deserve that trust. It's quite good for morale.

      Secondly, the risk of having a disgruntled employee messing up before he resigns (or not training his replacement properly) outweighs the risk of a respected, trustworthy, soon-to-be-ex-colleague committing sabotage after turning in his notice.

      Third - our former colleagues often end up being hired by our clients in positions of responsibility. Keeping a good relationship with those who resign is good business sense: they might be the ones who decide whether to hire us a few years down the road.

      So, Mike - your resignation was quite professional. If your former employer chose to act in a way that is likely to harm them in the long run... consider it a lesson learned.

      By the way, IMO revoking access to employees during their notice period is a rather weak security practice. A good security policy protects your firm no matter whether the perpetrator resigned yesterday or will resign next year.

    37. Re:What's the question again? by Kordmp · · Score: 1

      It's similiar to the reason that most auto insurance companies do a credit check on you these days. In the auto insurance industry if you have bad credit the statistics prove that you are more likely to get into an accident. Some believe this is because you don't have the best equipment to avoid accidents, some believe this is because you are just not responsible. Most companies I have worked for do 2 things. Drug test (legal & insurance rates reasons) & Background investigation (previous job verification, criminal activity, and credit check). They use it to try to assess who they are hiring. If you lied about a previous job or a previous criminal history then they probably don't want to hire you, because if you can't even cover up your lies then you will never make it in management :). If your credit is bad they may not want to let you handle there money. All a bit invansive but since it is not so easy to fire someone in most states especially if the person being fired is a minority, I can't really blame them.

    38. Re:What's the question again? by msdschris · · Score: 1

      [0] Having spent the last year or so working for a US company (in Australia), I've also discovered their corporate culture has *serious* issues about giving more than 4 consecutive weeks leave, and/or giving unpaid leave. My erroneous assumption about these two issues meant the holiday I was hoping to take next year had to be *seriously* curtailed, even after volunteering to work for a week from our European office while I was there. Truly, Australian and US working cultures are worlds apart.

      4 weeks! I've never had more than a week off at a time in 13 years (worked at the same place). Having just resigned for another job that doesn't require me to work 10hr+ days, work 7 days a week nor answer the phone 24hrs a day I think that will be far better than any vacation. I don't think I'd feel comfortable taking 4 weeks+ vacation from any job.

    39. Re:What's the question again? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      What I'd like to know is what didn't make the front page because this got posted instead?

      Probably just another dupe, or possibly (in observance of the anniversary of Lennon's death) another beatles-beatles spambmission.

    40. Re:What's the question again? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Man, I worked for a company with a quarter-assed policy. I was still receiving my forwarded email 9 months after I left. I was hearing all about the top secret new projects. It was very entertaining.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    41. Re:What's the question again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Culture is slightly different in Australia, yeah. In Australia, for example, I'm going to guess that it's uncommon to hear about a guy getting fired walking back into the office and shooting half of the employees.

      I guess some people take their work more seriously than others?

    42. Re:What's the question again? by Darby · · Score: 1

      why woudl a company run a credit check on an applicant?

      I was contracting for a Credit Union, and they offered me a full time position contingent on background, drug and credit checks.
      I took the position, and my credit was kind of messed up mainly due to late student loan payments. That was a real concern to them, but I had gotten back on track with it and I had the documentation to prove it so while it was a concern, it wasn't an automatic failure.

      I didn't end up getting along all that well with my boss after a while, so three years down the road when I was leaving for a better position and put in my 2 weeks I fully expected to be walked out immediately in part because it is a financial institution and in part because of the mutual dislike between my boss and I.
      I wasn't though probably largely due to the fact that they considered themselves a windows shop even though their core system is AIX. So I was the only person with any knowledge of UNIX in the entire company. I still have several friends there, so when they hired another programmer, they thought it was funny to tease me that they "replaced" me with another all windows guy.
      Of course, they still call me up with questions like "Ummmm... we FTPd a file over and the permissions are wrong. How do we fix that".

    43. Re:What's the question again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are three risk factors you can talk about in this situation.

      1/ The actual possibility that the employee, prior to giving notice, has performed sabotage

      2/ The actual possibility that the employee will do something after giving notice

      3/ The risk to management if either of the first two things occur.

      Risk #1 is not something a company can really do much about. It's always going to be a possibility and aside from being ridiculously draconian about everyday operations, they have to accept this one.

      Risk #2. Once given notice, the company knows about the potential for harm (no matter how trustworthy the person is perceived to be). Removing the employee's access immediately minimizes further danger.

      Risk #3. It's all about covering one's ass, isn't it? If they send the employee home right away, management does not have to worry about being held accountable for something that they could have prevented going awry in this period of time. It's one thing if something goes wrong on their watch when they don't know the potential was there. But if something goes wrong that they knew could go wrong, and business is damaged, that can be called negligence and get them into a big old shit-pile.

    44. Re:What's the question again? by renehollan · · Score: 1
      why woudl a company run a credit check on an applicant? i believe that's an invasion of privacy. what does my financial situation have to do with my job performace for the company?

      For very good reasons, if the nature of your work will mean that you will have access to data that you could use to your financial benefit and you're in financial trouble.

      A low credit score is a good predictor of that.

      No, it's not fair, but then, no employer "owes" you a job.

      --
      You could've hired me.
    45. Re:What's the question again? by syousef · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd feel comfortable taking 4 weeks+ vacation from any job.

      Congratulations. You have been indoctrinated.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    46. Re:What's the question again? by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Prior to their resignation, you can't know they're disgruntled. It's basically to avoid what happens in Office Space.

  3. it's not a professional or civilized world by yagu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Up front Disclaimer: I am a disgruntled former employee of a Telco... laid off after 21 years

    You, kind sir, proffered as professional a resignation as necessary. There are no reciprocal gaurantees, and in the IT field it is more typical than not for you to be treated nearly as if you were a criminal.

    Systems you once managed for your employers now are at risk. Former peers are now potential spies. Do not be surprised to be treated like you have some sort of exotic, deadly, contagious disease. Don't expect anything for references other than affirmation you actually did work there.

    This is the fine world of trust we have achieved as a civilised and evolved society. Trust not.

    I will still always give professional courtesy (e.g., sufficient lead time for resignation) but I've left the corporate world with a sour aftertaste.... It sucks, that's just the way it is.

    1. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Yes. Fuck them. They wont get two weeks from me. I have seen them do this to people I respect. And I fully expect them to do it to me. When/if I leave, its with 1 day notice. And why not, they are asking for it are they not?

      If I don't have a personal relationship with my boss, its here today, gone tomorrow. Its a courtesy to boss, corporation has no need for courtesy.

    2. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by bobscealy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because you have user accounts cancelled and the like it doesnt mean that the company you work for is being hateful or unprofessional in any way, they are just protecting thier interests. In fact, it is probably a good thing even for you that you have access revoked where you could cause damage - how many times does someone tender a resignation and when something goes wrong 3 days before they leave it is automatically thier fault. It seems like in this guys case the employer has actually been quite nice to them, even if it seems a little abrupt.

    3. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by tgd · · Score: 1
      Don't expect anything for references other than affirmation you actually did work there.



      This may not be obvious to people who haven't run a business before, but the reason for that has nothing to do with the fact that you quit, its because companies have been sued before for giving bad references to people who didn't expect it.

      No competant HR or legal department would allow a company to do anything more than confirm employment on an official company basis. Sometimes a good manager will be willing to give a personal reference, but never as a reference coming from the company.

      That doesn't matter to employers, though -- they all do the same thing and understand that...

    4. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      When asked how much notice I intend to give, my general response is "as much notice as I can expect from the company".

      Unfortunately, a lot of companies (especially larger ones) want professional courtesy to be a one-way street.

      That said, I can understand the behaviour of the article poster's company. Security practices suggest that anyone in a position of authorty over the systems have all access revoked when they quit (and often, when they give notice).

      It may seem a little weird to people who are resigning from this sort of position for the first time, but that's just kind of the way it goes. The company is protecting itself from liability in our litigation-happy world.

      My advice to the poster is to enjoy the two weeks' paid vacation before moving on to the new job. He handled things very well and shouldn't worry about it too much.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    5. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by tomhudson · · Score: 0
      Da rulz:
      1. Back up everything. You never know what you might need if the next person screws up and tries to blame it on you. And it also comes i handy in cases of constructive dismissal.
      2. Erase all your personal stuff.
      3. Change all your passwords to something even you don't know (this way, if someone has gotten your old password and decides to set you up, they're screwed).
      4. Say a nice goodbye to everyone you liked.
      5. Be ready to give a big "fuck you" to the boss, who will inevitably say something to merit it. You KNOW you want to. You've earned it. You'll never have this chance again - indulge. Its the best money you never spent! And its also tax-free, lowers your blood pressure, and is cheaper than $100-an-hour therapists.
    6. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

      exactly right.

      Besides you should have disabled all those system account services that were going to detonate and take lots of things with them a year+ 1 month after your accounts were disabled BEFORE you put in your letter of resignation... they are there for sweet revenge in case of downsizing right?

      Ok, all joking aside. When you tendered your letter you should have already had everything in order BEFORE you handed it in. All personal items already removed from your office/cubicle. All your code and porn backed up on a CD already in your possesion, your work computers sanitized and swept clean, your pet projects documented so the next guy can live with them for the 30 days he takes to rip them out and put his ideas in place instead..... etc...

      It's not only IT, any professional job they hit you in the arse with the door the moment you resign. most companies have way too much sensitive or percieved sensitive information they they becom instantly paranoid about the second you announce you are becoming an "OUTSIDER".

      I do strongly suggest anyone even thinking of resigning or outright quitting in a blaze of glory sanitize their workspace and machines, anything you leave behind will come back to haunt you later if it is something you are not proud to leave behind.

      In a side note, any awards you may have won, It's not a bad idea to leave them behind at that empty desk. At your new workplace they will only serve to piss off your new coworkers and make your integration that much more difficult.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    7. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 1

      When asked how much notice I intend to give, my general response is "as much notice as I can expect from the company".

      Unfortunately, a lot of companies (especially larger ones) want professional courtesy to be a one-way street.


      While I agree with you 100%, it's also important to remember that another company may someday call up your current employer as a reference, while it's not likely many of their job candidates will call you for a reference for the company, so it isn't like it's exactly a reciprocal situation. The employer usually holds the bigger stick.

      Also, there's always a chance you may need a job desperately some time, so you want to avoid pissing off anyone you really don't have to.

    8. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by shibashaba · · Score: 1

      I even heard it was law to only be able to say whether or not a person worked there and whether or not if the were rehirable. Now, aparrently, according to my boss they can't even say that. Personal references of people that you worked closely with(which I guess could be your boss) would be the best way.

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      ---------- Open Source is capitalism applied to IP.
    9. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      And its also tax-free, lowers your blood pressure, and is cheaper than $100-an-hour therapists.

      Your therapist charges only $100/hr?

      You should try to see someone who actually finished their PhD or made it all the way through medical school.... ;^)

    10. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another up front disclaimer, I was terminated from a major retailer after 17 years of IT work. But no hard feelings, I have better things to do.

      1. During my trials before termination, I think they backed up my pc and network things all the time. Also I think they monitored all my work. My PC took off on its own quite frequently. But I was busy trying to meet the those challenging performance goals. But never denied access.
      2. I had access up to the so called surprise termination meeting. Schedules betray evil intentions. I knew the backchannel communications network very well and that helped me know what was up. I packed everything of mine the night before. Wish you had those backchannel resources
      3. So why was your access denied so quickly? How long had you been working there?
      3a. If a short time, then may be lack of trust due to that.
      3b. Maybe they somehow knew about your future job plans.
      3c. For sure look in the mirror, what kind of person are you? Are you someone that your former manager respects?

      Good luck

    11. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by megarich · · Score: 1
      While I don't deny what you and other posts are taking about with your priveledges taking away because you are now a "security risk", I feel the bigger security risk is the time period when you know you are going to leave and didn't tell the company yet. If somebody is willing to compromise the company, they'll be smart enough and do it during this period. Just makes more sense because why compromise the company when all eyes are on youwhen you could do it beforehand with little if any resistance?

      I can't help but feel too part of it is bitterness on the company for leaving. Anyhow this whole thread is helpful 'cause I want to leave my current company soon and I don't think my company will go to that extreme(quite frankly were undermanned so they can't afford to) but at least I know what I could possibly expect in the future.

    12. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Your therapist charges only $100/hr?

      You should try to see someone who actually finished their PhD or made it all the way through medical school.... ;^)

      Hold in ... (takes out business card) ... yep, she's a PhD, and also comes highly recommended by a doctor who's an international expert in the field. Lucky me :-)
    13. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      I doubt you would get a favorable reference from your former employee if you just failed to show up for work or arrived with box to collect your things.

      I would always give the courtesy of ample notice.

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      -- Posted from my parent's basement
    14. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "your pet projects documented so the next guy can live with them for the 30 days he takes to rip them out and put his ideas in place instead"

      You know.....speaking of projects in progress and documentation...If they're going to cut you off from systems as soon as you give your letter, you might as well leave it undocumented. Particularly if you don't like the company and want to get back at them.

      You see, they might need critical documentation from you...and if you're no longer an employee there, well...I'm sure you'd be more than happy to provide said documentation as a consultant with your hourly fee of 4x what they were paying you.

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    15. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Is this further evidence of the sorry state of the USA? Other examples being record companies treating customers as potential pirates, the government holding people without due process. Sorry, but there just seems to be so much of treating people like criminals, before they have even beed judged.

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    16. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Fuck them. They wont get two weeks from me. I have seen them do this to people I respect. And I fully expect them to do it to me. When/if I leave, its with 1 day notice. And why not, they are asking for it are they not?

      Much as I generally agree with the "fuck them" sentiment, corporations do give people the equivalent of at least two weeks notice in the form of a severence package. Typically far more than two weeks. If you get told "bye. go home now. here is three months pay", then that is equivalent to three months notice. Better, actually, because you aren't working those three months, but you are getting paid.

    17. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by grammar+nazi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Good call Lumpy. I consider what you stated to be 'standard operating procedure'. You don't want to burn bridges... even if you know your projects will not be continued and you hate the firm. I left a firm that, after i left, blamed me for everything. My ex-coworker told me a quote that the evil much-hated director said about me... "His performance was bad, but at least he wrapped up his work here nicely when he quit." I spent my last 2 weeks documenting and wrapping up my projects. I didn't work long hours during those two weeks (everybody worked long hours at that firm) but i worked hard and non-stop during the day to make sure everything was ready to be handed off.


      It's not a matter of vengeance or 'getting back' at an evil boss or faceless firm. It's more of a matter of being professional and always doing the right thing. In my case i hated the boss and the director of my dept. I felt that if i finalize my projects, then i would no better than them. I knew i was much better than them and acted that way.

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      Keeping /. free of grammatical errors for ~5 years.
    18. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by lousyd · · Score: 1
      I am a disgruntled former employee of a Telco... laid off after 21 years

      Cox Cable?

      --
      If aspiration is a virtue, achievement cannot be a vice.
    19. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      also make sure to leave parts of your scripts in your home directory so if the new guy is a little too trigger happy on the account deletions all hell breaks loose next reboot

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    20. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by yason · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It's not only IT, any professional job they hit you in the arse with the door the moment you resign. most companies have way too much sensitive or percieved sensitive information they they becom instantly paranoid about the second you announce you are becoming an "OUTSIDER".

      This is flawed thinking by the companies. The formal letter of resignation changes nothing since the employee is the one who will decide when to resign. The employee has already retired in his mind days or weeks before that.

      If he is evil, the timebombs are already set up on the servers, the company data is already harvested, copied and distributed out of the building and the letter of resignation comes last. If he's not and his accounts and access rights are removed, he won't -- probably contrary to his expectations -- be able to properly finish off his work, document everything for the successor and clean up any irrelevant stuff like temporary and personal files. The next employee will step into a mess, and this is all bad for the company.

    21. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by G-funk · · Score: 1

      PPppht... Therapists shouldn't earn $100+ an hour. They should earn $20something an hour, and work on the other side of a bar. Therapist.... Flaming girls we are these days.

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    22. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      It depends what's in your contract. If you are contracted to give 4 weeks notice, and you only give 1, well, there's nothing they can really do about it. Give you a bad reference.

      But if you give the full 4 weeks, and they kick you out as soon as you hand in your resignation, then they are obliged to pay you out that extra 4 weeks in lieu of notice (assuming, that is, that the contract states that the employer has to give the same amount of notice as the employee - all ones that Ive signed have said that). And you don't get a black mark against your name when someone rings up to check on you after you apply for your new job.

      So while giving them the finger and a day's notice might be psychologoically satisfying, your bank account and future prospects will be much happier with full notice.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    23. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by damsa · · Score: 1

      In my jurisdiction, it is not against the law. From what I understand it is that it's a slander issue rather than an employment issue. If you say, oh we fired that guy because he was lazy. Well then that comment may have hurt that guy's chances at another job because it may or it may not be true, and that guy can sue for slander and receive damages. So to prevent that, the company just refuses to give a reason.

    24. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Hey, if they're going to cut you off and send you home the day you give notice, give them a year's notice! Paid vacation! Woo hoo!

  4. Sounds ok to me by jbrader · · Score: 1

    It sounds to me like you did the right thing. You shouldn't be expected to walk on eggshells just because your employer is paranoid.

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  5. Sounds like you did the right thing by hedronist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Based on how you described it, you probably did nothing wrong, and they probably did the right thing.

    Companies are rightfully paranoid that a departing employee -- particulalrly one with root access -- may decide to do something nasty on the way out the door. This doesn't mean that *you* would do this, just that they can't take a chance. Of course, if you had intended to do something nasty, you could easily have set it up before tendering your resignation. The best thing to do is act like a professional and understand that what is in your best interest and in the company's best interest are no longer related.

    1. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by hayden · · Score: 1
      Companies are rightfully paranoid that a departing employee ...
      You spelt "ridiculously" incorrectly. If he'd wanted to do anything malicious then he could have done it in the ample time he was a trusted employee. Doing what they did basically says "We don't trust you. We didn't understand what you did while you were here and we are complete morons."

      Somebody resigning is no more a risk than any other employee. It's the treating them like a criminal that gets their back up, not them already having decided to leave.

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    2. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by cmburns69 · · Score: 1

      Excellent post.

      The professional thing to do is to give notice to your employer that you're leaving, and then do your best to transfer your duties to others. Basically, treat them as you would have them treat you. Even if the majority of your company are demon-spawns, it is probably not a good idea to burn your bridges. Who knows, you may end up working with some of your former collegues.

      That said, after you've done all you can do, it's still up to the company whether or not to retain your services for remainder of the time you specified. As other posters have said, they lower their risk level by paying you off early.

      Just be sure to continue to act as a professional after you give your 2 weeks. We had an employee who thought he was all that. His attitude was not very good. He got a new job at a different company and gave his 2 weeks notice. At that point, his 'tude became so insufferable that we told him to pack his bags and not come back. (Last I saw him, he was a janitor somewhere)

      Summary: Always act in a professional manner, despite any grievences (justified or not), and you'll be happier in the long run. Even if your company doesn't act professionally, do your best.

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    3. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like everyone did.

      That is the only way to run things. I am actually suprised when companies DON'T do that.

      Each case is different, but I think the imediate cancelation of accounts SHOULD be standard practice.

      So make sure you have all "your" files backed up before you quit.

    4. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by hedronist · · Score: 1

      I checked my dictionary and I did spell 'rightfully' correctly.

      Of course they don't understand what a senior techie is doing. That goes without saying. What they *do* understand is that this person, who is no longer aligned with the company and who wields power that they have never fully understood, is now 'going away' and that scares the crap out of them.

      When I had my own company, I never needed to do this because I understood what was going on and why the person was leaving. Then again, it was only a five person coampny, so ...

    5. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like he did the right thing by resigning, period. It seems clear enough that the employer is run by maroons. Sometimes you wonder if life could be better than it is. Sometimes you don't have to wonder very long.

    6. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by jgc7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree.
      What is the professional thing to do?
      I assume by that comment, you are asking what is the professional thing to do now? We'll... since you likely got screwed out of telling your co-workers goodbye, send them a note to schedule a happy hour at a bar.

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    7. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like you might install a virus that takes the extra fractions of pennies from every transaction the company makes (and there are thousands each day) and have them sent to your own bank account. It's brilliant and completely original! what could go wrong?

    8. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      How about treating him like a criminal in front of all his buddies for the last 5 years that may be contemplating exactly what he just did.

      Its just dumb for a company to do. If its done the company should look at which of its employees is requesting it to be done and question its necessity. Some people are just bad people that like to abuse their "power."

    9. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by 7grain · · Score: 1


      [...]and understand that what is in your best interest and in the company's best interest are no longer related.

      There is a consideration that you (original poster) may not have considered, and that is this: Where would you be if something bad happened to the systems after your resignation but before you left, and your security access hadn't been revoked? Something that you didn't cause, but something that looks malicious?

      There is a definite up-side to having your access revoked: it absolves you of any suspicion if something bad DOES happen.

      In this regard, sometimes the company's best interests and yours are indeed very closely related.

      But I agree, it still hurts to be treated as unnecessary. Sort of like being dumped by your girlfriend (hypothetical gf -- this is slashdot after all) right when you're getting ready to give her the "lets just be friends" speech.

      So take heart in the fact that you dumped them first. They're just being the angry ex, giving you back your CD's and clothes so you don't come around anymore and accidentally hook up with her roomate. :-)

      Good luck in future endevors, and take this as a lesson that everybody is just looking out for number one. Cheers.

    10. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by slapout · · Score: 0, Redundant

      So I guess the thing to do is setup something before you leave that'll go off a couple months after you're gone. And then give your two week notice.

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    11. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      better, set up the search path so that some startup or timed script is normally found and executed inside your account, but in another location searched only if not found on your account there is a script of the same name that is eaither super destructive or "just a little bit wrong" not wrong enough to delete the whole system, but maybe wrong enough to send all future system backups into either the bitbucket or encrypted before being sent to tape.

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    12. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      I first came to the conclusion that theyre overacting and were rude. But procedures have to be in place to 'protect protect protect', and these are procedures in effect. Smaller joints trust the employee more, and only delete accounts when theyre fired. Larger places dehumanize and serialize people, and therefore understandably distrusts them. Between the time you decide to leave and the time they kill your accounts, you have them by the balls.... kinda.

      Of course they can prosecute you and give you bad reference... but the damage you can cause can be much bigger in dollar values, and in affecting the other hired employees. Do understand the reasoning behind why they do all that before being too offended about it.

      A disgruntled employee seeking to have some revenge can simply NOT tell anyone of resigning and cause enough damage to get fired. Alternatively he could put in enough hidden accounts, rootkits or even a small cheap wireless router. Hey hey dont get any ideas!!!

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    13. Re:Sounds like you did the right thing by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      Companies are rightfully paranoid that a departing employee -- particulalrly one with root access -- may decide to do something nasty on the way out the door.

      It's their choice, but it's a stupid choice. If the employee was trustworthy 10 minutes before handing in their letter of resignation, why aren't they trustworthy now? They could use the 2 weeks to finalize projects and help prepare transition materials for the guy who will replace you. If you were really a danger to the company, you'd have done the dirty deed before you announced your resignation. Someone giving notice is hardly a risk.

      Of course, yhen you're fired or laid off, the situation is totally different. Someone might decide then to lash out. I've seen trivial examples (sending out an angry email to everyone in the company), and can imagine the worse cases. Doubly so if you're firing the person because you don't trust them. This is also a good reason to make layoffs as quick as possible. If people know layoffs are coming, possibly because layoffs are constantly happening, they could engage in the hostile behavior at any point.

  6. What does it matter? by yuckymucky · · Score: 1

    If you give them 2 weeks and they pay you for the 2 weeks and tell you to stay home what does it matter? You are still getting paid and you have some free time. What happened to you is pretty much normal.

    1. Re:What does it matter? by davepk · · Score: 1

      What he should have done is give them 6 weeks notice.

  7. obviously... by Capella+or+Bust · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take all of your vacation, THEN resign. Duh.

    1. Re:obviously... by spicyjeff · · Score: 2, Informative

      By law, in the United States at least, an employeer must award or compensate an employee for any vacation time earned by the time of termination.

    2. Re:obviously... by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      Take all of your vacation, THEN resign. Duh.

      Can't tell if you are being serious or not...

      But there is an advantage to leaving with a big pool of vacation time in your bank that gets paid-out when you leave:
      If you take a month's worth of vacation just before you leave, you will be on-call (assuming that your position is on-call) during your vacation.

      If you don't take any vacation during your final days with your employer, you will have your vacation balance paid-out. You will still be able to take a vacation after your employment is terminated but you will have already turned-in your pager and none of your co-workers can call you on your cell. :^)

      Plus, it's always nice to take a week or more between jobs to clear your head.

    3. Re:obviously... by thekla · · Score: 1

      In many countries, this compensation is also at double the daily salary rate of the employee.

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    4. Re:obviously... by spurious+cowherd · · Score: 1
      Ummm...

      Citation please

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    5. Re:obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.google.com :P

      Unless you think somehow the rest of the world is your own personal research department.

    6. Re:obviously... by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      That would be incorrect, vacation time is considered a fringe benefit. As they are not required by law to give you vacation, they are not required to pay it out either.

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    7. Re:obviously... by klmth · · Score: 1

      Depends on the country. As another poster stated, in some places the empleyer must compensate any unused vacation time up to a certain limit.

    8. Re:obviously... by jazman · · Score: 1

      No; the GP said "The law says X" without reference; this is largely useless without a specific reference which presumably the GP knows, so the P simply gave the GP the opportunity to say where or if they were just making stuff up.

      I don't know if it's law or contract or whatever but in all my jobs I've accrued holidays at the rate of (annual leave)/12 days per month, if I leave at any time other than at the end of a holiday year then my holiday entitlement is calculated accordingly which gives me a credit or debit which is included in my severance pay. So if I take all my leave before quitting, then I could end up owing the company money; equally, if I haven't taken accrued days (for example if I leave at the end of Feb having only taken 2 days) then I have a credit which is usually paid extra - in the example that's an additional 4 days' pay if I get 3 days/month.

      In my first job which included sysadmin work on handing in my notice they said don't come in tomorrow - I was well chuffed, except that I wanted to keep a bunch of scripts I'd written and they said I couldn't (that's how I lost my DCL text-mode Mandelbrot generator). Not all jobs have been the same though, and my current place certainly has the policy of making you work your notice right through to the bitter end.

    9. Re:obviously... by spicyjeff · · Score: 1

      It is a fringe benefit. They are not obligated to offer you the benefit to accrue vacation time. But if they have, and you have accrued time, you must be compensated for that time. It cannot just evaporate upon termination. After you have earned time according to whatever company policy then it is the saw as payroll, it is owed to you by the company and they must compensate you for it upon termination.

    10. Re:obviously... by spicyjeff · · Score: 1

      http://www.workplacefairness.org/index.php?page=va cationpay&agree=yes#5

      Although in practice it is pretty much the norm in more than just the 23 states listed with laws on the books.

    11. Re:obviously... by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Speaking from experience, it depends on if they have a company policy saying otherwise. Such that if you don't meet such and such condition, you get nothing. That might vary from state to state though.

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  8. There isn't one. by InfinityWpi · · Score: 1

    Even if you were the perfect employee, and have the more elloquent and professional resignation...

    They'll still lock you out as soon as they know you won't be with the company anymore.

    Why?

    They can't afford it if they don't, and they're wrong about you, and you do something. It's like how nobody is allowed to drive drunk, even those who can do it perfectly fine. As a general rule, people who're leaving the company don't get ot read other people's email.

    1. Re:There isn't one. by Fosberry · · Score: 1

      ... It's like how nobody is allowed to drive drunk, even those who can do it perfectly fine. ...
      Uh, bad analogy there. Numerous studies have repeatedly shown the effects of blood alcohol level on reaction time and sensory perception. Even "those who can do it perfectly fine" are impaired relative to when they are sober.
      By contrast, an ethical employee tendering a resignation offers no threat to their employer. But I do agree with you that the employer may not be able to afford that risk.
      My company has a show-you-the-door policy upon receiving someone's resignation notice, but they have made exceptions, especially when the departing employee can offer significant value in knowledge transfer.
      So the answer, if you really want to work those final two weeks, is not to document anything you've written.

  9. I'll assume they're paying you... by NevDull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you got an extra two weeks of vacation, enjoy it.

    When I quit HP, they paid me to stay at home for two weeks, and my unused vacation. 6 weeks of pay for 2 weeks at home. Time to recover and prepare for my new job, buy new clothes, and figure out the bus schedule.

    The professional way to handle it is to stop whining and enjoy.

    1. Re:I'll assume they're paying you... by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      The professional way to handle it is to stop whining and enjoy.

      I don't think it's whining, just naive. He wants to do right by his company and rightfully feels slapped in the face. (After all, if he's dangerous to the company now, why wasn't he two hours ago when he knew he was going to resign, but hadn't yet submitted the letter of resignation?) He erroneously concluded that he didn't resign properly, that he failed his company. So he wants to improve for the future. His only fault is not realizing that this isn't about him at all. It's standard procedure (or unusual proceed and his boss is a dick). As you say, he should enjoy the vacation!

  10. Smooth sailing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't take it personally. It's standard operation procedure at most companies. Enjoy your two weeks off with pay.

  11. Well, you did well, but broke the golden rule... by sH4RD · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't complain about it to Slashdot.

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  12. nothing new.. by jspectre · · Score: 1

    guess you're new to this. that's completely typical behavior and completely expected. don't take it personally. you're a liability risk since you have nothing to lose. take the $$$ and enjoy the vacation.. some times a new job will pick you up early if you're interested. but this has happened to me a few times.

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  13. My way is fun... by Highlordexecutioner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although it is not very professional.

    Of course mine was just my review, but it sort of acted like a resignation letter.

    Strengths: Over the last six months I have had the opportunity to learn how to smile when given projects that offer no challenge at all. Furthermore I can now hide my disdain for co-workers that have more in common with parasitic worms than with human beings. I've also grown to recognize the importance of recognition via comparison. For instance, I recognize that our environment here at (insert company name here) is really wonderful compared to other companies - the same way Syphilis is a great improvement over A.I.D.S.. Then there is the multitude of tasks that I can do with my eyes closed. It's truly a wonder how many mundane tasks I can accomplish with no effort at all. And lastly there is my recent discovery of how to divide by zero.

    Weaknesses: Sometimes, I have trouble accepting that I actually am flawless.

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    1. Re:My way is fun... by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      About division by zero: you can divide by zero, sort of, if you are dealing only with non-negative or non-positive numbers. Then the limit as x goes to 0 of 1/x is plus infinity or minus infinity, respectively. The limit does not exist if x is alowed to be both positive and negative.

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    2. Re:My way is fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that your comment was at all relevant, but what you just stated was incorrect. All you've stated is that the limit of 1/x as x goes to the 0 from the right (resp. left) is infinity (resp. negative infinity). This in no way gives a meaningful definition of 1/0 in any context. For instance, even if you were dealing only with non-positive numbers (in which case your argument above implies that 1/0= negative infinity), the limit of 1/x^2 would also "represent" 1/0, but the limit of this function as x approaches 0 from the left is positive (not negative) infinity, giving you two viable definitions for the same quantity.

    3. Re:My way is fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In mathematics you cannot divide by zero, but in C you can, try:

      int main() { printf("%f\n", 1.0/0); }

      The result is +inf.

    4. Re:My way is fun... by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Division by zero is quite easy, and is more of a logic problem than a mathematical one.

      You have 8 apples. Divide them evenly amonst your 0 children. YOU STILL HAVE 8 APPLES.

      Division by zero is non-division. Afterward, you're left with the same number you didn't operate on.

      Problem solved.

    5. Re:My way is fun... by mathcam · · Score: 1

      I'm new to slashdot, so I'm hoping this is a joke that I'm just not getting.

      If you divided 8 apples among your four children, you'd have 0 apples left...is this to say that 8 divided by 4 is 0? (Answer: No.) The physical interpretation in this case is evaluating how many apples each child gets (e.g. 2 in the previous example). There is no meaningful answer to the question "If I divide my 8 apples among my 0 children, how many apples do each of my children get?," so this technique sheds no light on the question.

      Cam

    6. Re:My way is fun... by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      You can't just replace something with it's square and expect to get the same answer. so 1/x^2=(1/x)(1/x), which is consistent with what I said. Also, you can replace 1/x^2 with 1/y where y=x^2, but this would be an example where y is non-negative, not non-positive. Like I said, it all depends on whether or not your numbers are non-negative, non-positive, or both.

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    7. Re:My way is fun... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      You can't divide by zero. or rather, you can, but the result of such an operation is not defined.

      The result of any number divided by xero is not defined. I do not know what the answer is or even what it should be. Though I may be able to get the limit of a function as it approaches such a value.

      For instance: f(x) = x/x

      lim f(x) = 1
      x->0

      You might be tempted to say that f(0) = 1, but it isn't.

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    8. Re:My way is fun... by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      This is quite different. What you want is lim x/y as x,y tend to zero. Like before, along a specific path, this will be defined; however, that is much less likely to be the case than simply dealing with the sign of one number. Instead of two paths (one for each sign), there are an infinite number of paths, the limit of which will be any number you want. On the line y=mx, the limit will be m, and then there are all the curves as well.

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    9. Re:My way is fun... by bisscuitt · · Score: 3, Funny

      On the same lines, here is the Resignation Letter I Handed to my inept management 2 weeks ago:

      ---SNIP---
      Being sound of mind, I Tender my Eventual resignation from kingston communications. My Years of Service Here Inevitably Need to Yield to a Marked End. The Achievements of my time here have Left me with Assorted Specialised Skills which will endeavour to help me in my future career.

      I hereby give notice of my resignation from Today.
      ---SNIP---

      As expected, the inept management didn't figure out the hidden message.

      I Then Proceed to go to the XMAS Party. I got very drunk, Shook the CEO's had and said "I've learnt a lot working here." and asked him to kiss the inflatable sheep I stole from the bar.

      Now, That's a Professional Resignation.

      I still havn't been Frog Marched from the building! Despite several idle threats to compromise the security of the ISP I am working for.

    10. Re:My way is fun... by ssanders82 · · Score: 1

      Damn, I kept missing the final "T" and reading it as "BITE MY SHINY MEAL ASS". Didn't make much sense that way. Maybe I need to take a break from staring at this screen...

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    11. Re:My way is fun... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not related to resigning, but my university requires grad students to submit reports every four months on their progress. This isn't a bad idea in itself, although I think it would be more appropriate at six month intervals, but there's a little tiny box for your research achievements, then an equal sized box for your other, non-research or school related achievements. I'm touched that they're interested, so I always try and put something good in the box. "Learned to hang glide." "Made brownies." "Fed my roommate's cats while she was away."

    12. Re:My way is fun... by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      No, if you distribute 8 apples evenly amongst 0 other people you're not dividing. It has nothing to do with how many apples you still have or don't have, or how many someone else has (especially since there isn't a "someone else"). But the byproduct of not dividing is that the quantity is still the same, just in different hands than you might otherwise expect at the end of a division scenario.

      So... depending on how you look at it, either by the grouping of apples or the number of apples that a non-existent person has, it can either be 8 (there are still 8 apples, and they're all in a single group), or 0 (each non-person has 0 apples, but this is less logical than the other possibility since non-people don't exist).

      Pure math rarely has a useful answer. That's why we have practical math and logic.

  14. Just let it be by EMIce · · Score: 1

    It's probably just policy, maybe they got burned in the past. If you think you were singled out, consider why, and if you are being honest with yourself and can think of no good reason, ahh well, your boss is just paranoid then.

  15. I know how you feel. by mg2 · · Score: 1

    This happened to me last week. My problem with it is the fact that I'm a 'liability,' now. My feeling is that even before I put in my notice, I was a 'liability.' If I intended to do harm, I could have easily snagged all of the important SSH keys and installed backdoors before I put in my notice.

    I guess it's just the idea that you're an open liability, now. Whatever, 2 weeks severance is nice.

    1. Re:I know how you feel. by landoltjp · · Score: 1
      If I intended to do harm, I could have easily snagged all of the important SSH keys and installed backdoors before I put in my notice.

      Depending on your network setup (and you access to such keys), it wouldn't be unreasonable for some companies to change the keys as a part of your departure.

      It does however bring up an important poirnt. Make sure you've got your personal / important information off-site before you hand in your resignation. Every time, regardless of position. Imagine someone in a sales / Customer Relationship position that did not secure a copy of their 'book' before departure (legal concerns notwithstanding).

      Not that this is by any means an exhaustive list, but:
      • Email Address Book
      • Bookmarks from all browsers
      • Personal files (pictures, mp3s, Resumes, etc) that you just kept on the computer 'temporarily'
      • code snippets that you've downloaded while researching development solutions
      • The internal company phonebook or email list (this may be contrary to company policy, so keep that in mind)
      • Business cards of vendors with which you have established a 'relationship'
  16. Just sit on your ass and enjoy your 2 weeks (N/T) by Clockwurk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nobel winner Harold Pinter had a few interesting comments in his lecture:

    Political language, as used by politicians, does not venture into any of this territory since the majority of politicians, on the evidence available to us, are interested not in truth but in power and in the maintenance of that power. To maintain that power it is essential that people remain in ignorance, that they live in ignorance of the truth, even the truth of their own lives. What surrounds us therefore is a vast tapestry of lies, upon which we feed.

    As every single person here knows, the justification for the invasion of Iraq was that Saddam Hussein possessed a highly dangerous body of weapons of mass destruction, some of which could be fired in 45 minutes, bringing about appalling devastation. We were assured that was true. It was not true. We were told that Iraq had a relationship with Al Quaeda and shared responsibility for the atrocity in New York of September 11th 2001. We were assured that this was true. It was not true. We were told that Iraq threatened the security of the world. We were assured it was true. It was not true.

    The truth is something entirely different. The truth is to do with how the United States understands its role in the world and how it chooses to embody it.

    But before I come back to the present I would like to look at the recent past, by which I mean United States foreign policy since the end of the Second World War. I believe it is obligatory upon us to subject this period to at least some kind of even limited scrutiny, which is all that time will allow here.

    Everyone knows what happened in the Soviet Union and throughout Eastern Europe during the post-war period: the systematic brutality, the widespread atrocities, the ruthless suppression of independent thought. All this has been fully documented and verified.

    But my contention here is that the US crimes in the same period have only been superficially recorded, let alone documented, let alone acknowledged, let alone recognised as crimes at all. I believe this must be addressed and that the truth has considerable bearing on where the world stands now. Although constrained, to a certain extent, by the existence of the Soviet Union, the United States' actions throughout the world made it clear that it had concluded it had carte blanche to do what it liked.

    Direct invasion of a sovereign state has never in fact been America's favoured method. In the main, it has preferred what it has described as 'low intensity conflict'. Low intensity conflict means that thousands of people die but slower than if you dropped a bomb on them in one fell swoop. It means that you infect the heart of the country, that you establish a malignant growth and watch the gangrene bloom. When the populace has been subdued - or beaten to death - the same thing - and your own friends, the military and the great corporations, sit comfortably in power, you go before the camera and say that democracy has prevailed. This was a commonplace in US foreign policy in the years to which I refer.

    The tragedy of Nicaragua was a highly significant case. I choose to offer it here as a potent example of America's view of its role in the world, both then and now.

    I was present at a meeting at the US embassy in London in the late 1980s.

    The United States Congress was about to decide whether to give more money to the Contras in their campaign against the state of Nicaragua. I was a member of a delegation speaking on behalf of Nicaragua but the most important member of this delegation was a Father John Metcalf. The leader of the US body was Raymond Seitz (then number two to the ambassador, later ambassador himself). Father Metcalf said: 'Sir, I am in charge of a parish in the north of Nicaragua. My parishioners built a school, a health centre, a cultural centre. We have lived in peace. A few months ago a Contra force attacked the parish. They destroyed everything: the school, the health centre, the cultural centre. They raped nurses and teachers,

  17. Common overreaction by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Well they can do this, if you're moving to a competitor they tend to be quite aggressive.

    However you told them, if you were going to do anything inappropriate, you would have done it before telling them.

    It's likely a dumb idea to shut you down like this, they should have taken your notice as a sign of good faith to help bring others up to speed.

    Managers should always try to minimize risk, if you're in a sensitive position err on the side of caution. Don't take it personally.

  18. You're not the one with the problem by devilspgd · · Score: 1

    You did everything professionally, it's the company that is acting immature.

    Lets face it, you gave them notice. If you were going to do anything destructive, you'd have done it before you warned them you were leaving. If they don't want you to work out your last two weeks, that's their choice. In my area, if you give the legally required notice, they are required to pay you, but whether or not they want you to work is the company's choice.

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    1. Re:You're not the one with the problem by Mindwarp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You did everything professionally, it's the company that is acting immature.

      The company isn't 'acting immature', they're acting to limit their security liability. This is Standard Operating Procedure in pretty much every large organization I've worked for, especially if you're high enough up the corporate ziggurat to be privy to confidential information or sensitive software/data.

      Take the money, enjoy your two weeks paid vacation, and don't sweat it. It's not personal, it's business!

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    2. Re:You're not the one with the problem by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      It's stupid though -- You're not going to wait until your last two weeks (And after having given notice) to pull whatever you're going to pull.

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  19. I would do it in their place by 1155 · · Score: 1

    You're leaving. Anything you do doesn't have repurcussions, like, oh, firing you. Any responsible admin would have disabled your accounts.

    At most companies I have worked at, policy is to immediately disable accounts, and then give you contractor accounts, which have very limited rights and don't allow you to do much to mess anything up.

  20. And that's why I'm a consultant by Wabbit+Wabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful
    how do you computer and IT professionals out there put in your notice of resignation (if you are with a permanent employer, and not contractual), and not get immediately shutdown, and shunned away from the computers?


    That's why I've been a consultant for, oh, just about the past 12 years (more or less). Even then, I've tried to be good and give 2-4 weeks notice when I saw things going south, but management never seems to appreciate it, even when you offer to document your work, make yourself available for a brief period after you leave, etc...

    Fact is, the moment you resign, you're a pariah. But if you do all the "right things" you can at least leave with a good conscience, and not have anything come back to haunt you.
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  21. Not Your Fault by Bargearse · · Score: 1

    You haven't behaved unprofessionally, you've done the right things. If your company wanted you to resign in any other way, they should have told you so.

    I think the real lesson here is to make sure you've done everything you need to do on your soon-to-be-ex-employer's systems *before* you hand in your resignation :)

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  22. Unreal... by Chris+Bradshaw · · Score: 1
    This is yet another example of a schmuck CIO going schizo-paraniod for no reason. What he/she failed to realize is this: If you wanted to do something malicious, it would already be in place set to execute long before your letter of resignation hit his desk.You did the right thing...

    The ball was in their court.

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  23. just go to somewhere tropical by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

    point out to your boss that you can no longer do anything

    ask not to have to come in

    take two weeks holiday before you start your next job

    go on holidays / get out of the basement

    enjoy!

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  24. You did the right thing... it's their problem. by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems like IT professionals are getting like investment brokers: when you give them two weeks notice they give you the money and ask you to leave.

    I don't think it's anything personal. It's just the way some businesses nowadays prefer to operate. I think it's a mistaken attempt at managing risk. Think about it: would a guy who wants to screw you over give two weeks notice? No, they'd do you dirt and take off with no notice.

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    1. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by IntlHarvester · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I had an old boss that taught me this trick about 10 years ago -- When a sysadmin quits, give him a two week paid vacation and immediately change all the passwords. Most of them had something lined up anyways, and if they weren't backdooring things, they were just going to sit around shorttiming it.

      Funny thing was nearly every system admin that resigned attempted to access the systems during their enforced vacation. Probably nothing malicious, but since you don't know that, it's a wise policy.

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    2. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by ucblockhead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honestly, it could be worse. There are shitheads that would have cut off his access and demanded that he come in for two weeks anyway.

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    3. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people don't think all the way through things. They thought they were quitting in two weeks, and just giving notice now. So they probably had some tasks still to do, personal files to backup, things to get ready for whoever is going to take over the system... you know, nice, professional stuff.

      Cutting them off without warning is just rude.

    4. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

      Great. I got some reading I've been wanting to get done. And theres always beer. And why should i shower for theose last two weeks? I mean, fine, if theres things they need me to do, but if they expect me to sit there and look pretty and producive with nothing to do, they really need to get a better idea.

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    5. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      I might check if I still have access and then tell them to revoke it. Then if something happens, I'm not a "disgruntled ex-employee with root access"

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    6. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by josu · · Score: 1
      Funny thing was nearly every system admin that resigned attempted to access the systems during their enforced vacation.

      I'd attempt access too, just to see if the passwords had been changed.

    7. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      I might check if I still have access and then tell them to revoke it. Then if something happens, I'm not a "disgruntled ex-employee with root access"

      Bad idea. Really bad.

      A company that has the "buh-bye" SOP (and from the posts thus far, it seems like 70% do, 30% don't), they have it is a risk/liability mitigating factor. Don't get yourself a little star on the risk/liability chart.

      If you attempt access again EVER (and tell them about it!) and something happens to their systems EVER they simply MUST include your name as someone who was a risk. You made yourself one by attempting unauthorized access when you knew you weren't supposed to. Admitting to it, even with the motivation to help them remain secure, might seem like the ethical thing to do, but then again terrorists fess up to claim responsibility, too. Just ... don't do it.

      You attempt access and the passwords were changed? Logged as an unauthorized access attempt. You get in 'cause the new guy's an idjit? Logged as a successful unauthorized remote access. The logs don't record motive. Your phone call isn't conclusive proof of motive.

      That 2 week window is mucho dangerouso. When is something most likely to go terribly wrong? When a change occurs. When is a change nearly guaranteed to occur? When the new guy implements a few of his favorite things or isn't up to speed. It is dead simple for him to blame you if you were flexing remote access muscle. He's the new guy, after all, and he doesn't want to be canned during week two.

      As everyone else has said so far, do your "walking away" weeks before you actually go. When you are gone, be GONE. Obviously take polite consulting calls and stuff, but try REALLY hard to do what needs to be done without actually connecting to their systems -- heck, except for email I would consider anything with a keyboard a bad idea. Talk the new guy through it on the phone. Hey, you're now a consultant! Talking takes longer, ergo you earn more! Everyone wins.

      The person who held my IT position before me was a great example of this. When he resigned, he made it very clear that he had no company assets or malicious intent. He tidied up his desk but made sure to leave everything, even pens, paperclips, and little doodads he got at tradeshows on company time, to show that he was not in any way interested in retaining even the smallest of assets. It was a bitch to clean out his desk. Even though he left because he was unhappy, most everyone felt the WAY he left was just impeccable (even those that weren't fans of his work). And we are in the 30%.

      Don't do it. Curiosity killed the cat 9.5 times out of 10. It is mentally hard to do nothing, but the more time passes from the moment of resignation, the better you'll feel about it. If you were really a Good Samaritan you would be happy just calling the new guy, telling him your password, and reminding him to disable remote access (maybe tell his boss, too), but NEVER actually attempt it yourself.

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    8. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      No company I've worked for has ever done that. Except for once when I was outright fired. Even the one time I was laid off they let me hang around for the entire rest of the day cleaning things up and making sure the remaining people would have an easier time of it.

      In fact, one company gave me a project to do on my last two weeks that was both interesting, and didn't take very long. And that was one of those "Well, things seem to not be working out, and so we'd like you to resign." sort of deals where they gave me a month to find a new job after I asked to be transferred to a different role.

    9. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by SWestrup · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine worked as a security consultant for a firm which shall remain nameless but which handled large amounts of other people's money.

      When his contract finished, he told them to change all of his passwords. He ended up checking multiple times over the next six months, and he had to send a number of increasingly irate memos to various higher ups in the company. It wasn't until he mentioned that he still had all the codes to request an armored car full of money to be delivered, no questions, to any address he wanted, that they finally changed his passwords and locked him out.

      To this day he doesn't know if they ever made changing passwords a policy, or if he was a special case because he bitched so much.

  25. You did the right thing.. by adamgreenfield · · Score: 3, Informative

    .. but I can also understand your employers position.

    While as a ethical professional you wouldn't do anything malicious with your access, that doesn't mean everyone in your position wouldn't. Granted, people who plan to act maliciously generally don't do so after putting in notice, from their point of view, it is better safe than sorry.

    You get your pay (which is pretty nice of them), you did the right thing. I wouldn't take their actions personally.

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  26. Symmetry by redelm · · Score: 1
    I'd give notice, etc. as the company does. If they turf people out on short notice, I'd leave that way too.

    They seem not to care very much for your skills, or they wouldn't disable you so quickly. They may be paranoid. I would think you have some transition to do, and they've rendered that difficult, so it won't be as complete.

  27. No surprises by Mr.+Shiny+And+New · · Score: 1

    Giving notice IS the professional thing to do. Some organizations will decide that rather than take a chance that you're going to break things when you leave, they'd rather pay you for work you won't be doing. That's their choice, don't take it too personally. I was actually hoping for similar treatment, along the lines of "Well, thanks for the notice, no point in keeping you here for two weeks doing work that won't lead anywhere, why not take some time off?" but when I quit my last job they actually found work for me to do in my last two weeks (I'm a developer, so two weeks isn't a lot when you're between projects). But whatever... good luck with the new job!

  28. Random Thoughts... by PocketPick · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From what it sounds like, you did everything right. Two weeks is an excellent time period to offer notice. You aren't dropping out of the company like a light, but you also aren't creating an awkward, 'lame-duck' position where the company has to keep the thought in the back of thier head that you're leaving in say, 6 months.

    Also, unless you're leaving for competition, the CIO probably didn't think you were going to 'do something malicious'. It's probably just company protocol, and in fact, I would consider the quick removal of accounts to be 'lite'. I've worked at companies where as the minute strikes your time of non-employment, 2 security guards immedietally escort you out of the building.

    1. Re:Random Thoughts... by woolio · · Score: 1

      If one gave notice of their resignation "6 months" before the effective date, would they get 6 months of pay?

      Seems like it would be a wrongful termination if they fired the employee two weeks after giving notice...

    2. Re:Random Thoughts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Also, unless you're leaving for competition, the CIO probably didn't think you were going to 'do something malicious'.

      This brings up an excellent point. Many employers are concerned that an employee will move to a competitor and bring their customer along with. Just image an IT employee giving two weeks notice before moving to a competitor. In that two weeks, the new employer may offer a bonus for some information.

      At first I thought it was absurd to boot out an employee that has already stated their intent to leave. After all, they are supposed to spend the last two weeks making sure their responsibilities and knowledge are properly transferred to someone else. But now I see why some employers may ask a resigning employee to leave right away.

    3. Re:Random Thoughts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A friend of mine (an IT consultant) gave his employer almost 2 months notice. Worthy to mention, he was on a newly acquired H1-B visa, but he decided he wanted to go back to his country of origin to work there. Not only he wasn't escorted out by security staff, but his boss gave him advice on how to negotiate with his new company. All in turn for a good feedback on the exit sheet. I'm not kidding at all.

      On the other hand, I was laid off a bit over one year ago. I was told about it on a Friday (I'm guessing it always happens on a Friday...) at 4pm. By 4:10pm my account was no longer operational. Like my first idea would've been "Let's steal these guys' buggy code and sell it to their rivals!". Duh. It does leave a bitter taste in your mouth. I shaked everybody's hands and I only said "F___ you all!" for myself on the way out.

      From a security standpoint, your boss has it all covered. From a human relantionship point of view, he was asinine, or has followed an asinine company policy. I'd be surprised to hear this would happen in a lot of places. But in any case, you know you would've been honest, so why do you care if they treat you badly? You wanted to leave anyways, you just lost the (traces of) respect you had for them. Their loss.

      This may come out as a cliche, but it's always for the best. My current boss likes me, I got a KC bonus, they're applying for my green card and I'll probably be promoted soon. Given that you resigned, you probably have good plans laid out already. your Enjoy your paycheck and the unexpected vacation.

      --B

    4. Re:Random Thoughts... by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's probably just company protocol
      In other words the sign of a HR section that is both out of touch and has too much power. There are very few technical jobs where you can treat people like lego blocks - there is almost always a serious advantage that can be gained by a changeover period where the new person gets to know the site specific details instead of spending days trying to work out - even with very good docs it can take a long time to find the right ones. I've started off in the situation where there was a room of over a dozen NT4 servers and the function of only one was known by the remaining staff - sometimes you don't have time to go through the docs before you have to solve problems (and in that case it was a few days before the docs were even found). Two hours with a former employee may well have saved a couple of hundred hours.
    5. Re:Random Thoughts... by hellrot · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      I work for a government contractor and they treat us like we're much, much less valuable than lego blocks. I live and work in New Orleans and was recently scheduled to attend a conference elsewhere. My employer actually expected me to drive to an airport 2.5 hours away to catch a plane so that they could save $70 on airfare even though they bill the government for travel. They know that I live about 5 minutes away from the main airport here. I'd quit right now if I though there was a chance in hell that I could get 2 weeks pay out of em.

      I offered two weeks at my previous place of employment (of 8 years) and was escorted from the building within half an hour. Unfortunately for them I usually postpone "documentation" until my last two weeks... (To me, document is a noun, not a verb.)

      When it really comes down to it, professionalism doesn't seem to matter much on either side in this line of work. Look at what you're wearing...

      Take the two weeks pay and run!

    6. Re:Random Thoughts... by marauder404 · · Score: 1

      You're right -- very few jobs are like LEGO jobs, both technical and "business." However, there is value in compartmentalizing the employee completely. Security is one factor, but so is morale. Every now and then, there's someone who's getting to leave that becomes cancerous to the organization and can cause uncertainty within the group and the rumor mill starts flowing. When the person is still an employee, they can become difficult to mange. When a resignation has become clear, it's very easy to just send them home as a matter of policy.

      I completely agree that a transition period is valuable, but sometimes the risk is very high, particularly when the person has a lot of intellectual capital and is going to a competitor. It's management's responsibility to ensure that nothing more is invested in that person. I've seen this happen many times, and I agree with the process. In many cases, when a transition period is required but the employee is escorted out, the person may be required to come back in for short periods of time within the notice period for "consulting" and "documentation."

  29. Lucky Bastard by DeadBugs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I resigned in a professional manner, they made me stay the whole 2 weeks. Sometimes they escort people out of the building that day for security reasons and still pay them for the remaining 2 weeks. However, I had to stay and fill out paperwork and go to BS meetings and suffer. What they did to you is pretty standard and has nothing to do with you or how you resigned.

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    1. Re:Lucky Bastard by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      See, there's your mistake.

      You should have been celebrating at each of those meetings. Gladhanding everyone who comes in, saying "Hi, I'm leving in 2 weeks. Isn't that GREAT?"

      What are they going to do - fire you?

      They can't shunt you off to a corner and isolate you - that's grounds for constructive dismissal, with extra severance, law suits, etc.

      Be obnoxiously happy and upbeat, and they'll double your severence for you to "just get the fuck out and stay out."

    2. Re:Lucky Bastard by xenocide2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, the master's response to the effervescent personality of the nearly-parted is to respond, "Why, yes, it's GREAT that you'll be gone so soon! I only wish we could make it faster!"

      That should at least deflate their sails a bit ;)

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    3. Re:Lucky Bastard by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Two *whole* weeks? Wow, you poor sod. No really, I feel for you - honest, I'm not being bitterly sarcastic, the fact that I have a three month notice period has nothing to do with this, or that here in the UK I've never heard of any permanent employee on less than a month's notice, oh no.

      On the other hand, if we are fired, unless there are extraordinary circumstances (e.g. criminal activities, etc) we can't just be marched out of the building there and then; the notice period cuts both ways. (Of course people can come to agreements, and we're generally not held to our three months, but still)

    4. Re:Lucky Bastard by GedLandsEnd · · Score: 1

      I had one (extremely useless) fellow I managed a while back, who gave me a resignation letter. Having had a colleage leave a short time before, he knew full well that the usual policy was to let them walk the same day and give them their notice x weeks of pay. So rather than give us the normal two weeks, he figured he'd shoot for three weeks of free vacation.

      I made a mental bet with myself and said, "Man, I'm sure glad you gave us enough notice. We've got a ton of stuff to get done in the next three weeks. Let's sit down in your cube for a few minutes to plan it out."

      The look on his face was priceless. "Buh... I... uh... I start on Monday." (No kidding, really?)

      "Oh, well then I guess you're not giving us any notice then?"

      "Uh..."

      He didn't get his 'severance' weeks, but The Company(TM) was nice enough to pay him for his earned vacatation days.

    5. Re:Lucky Bastard by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Yeah, being paid NOT to work for 2 weeks? Doesn't sound that bad to me.

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  30. You're being a pro - so is your boss by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    I know it can be a bit irksome to have this sort of thing happen, but the CIO is obviously just taking a defensive posture, probably because of earlier bad experience. Although the notion that a sabatour would wait until giving notice is in itself absurd, you can't really blame the guy. Now you need to be a professional again and not take it personally.

    My advice - go back into work (as an escorted visitor if necesarry) and shake hands and thank everyone you can find for working with you. If not able to do it in person, send thank you cards (and be damn sure to include the CIO). This is a small business and taking these steps will make it sure that everyone knows you're not burning bridges.

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  31. I resigned about a month ago by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wrote out a nice letter saying that while I enjoyed working there, I had been offered a better position that I could not refuse and that I would be resigning in two weeks. I kept all my access, and I had physical access to the equipment and back up tapes. I parted on good terms and could go back to my job at any time.

    Without knowing your relationship with you company and what your letter said, I can only suggest your boss is a jerk.

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  32. In my experience by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

    There is no good way to approach this situation. The employer, obviously, holds all the cards. The best thing you can do is be as polite and professional as possible and pray that the company gives you a fair severance package. Unless you can show discrimination based upon a federally protected definition (race, religion, minority, age, disability, etc.) with reams and reams of legally documented material then the employer is well within their legal rights to leave you out in the breeze. While I don't believe it's right you are lucky to have been paid for those two weeks.

    For all the talk of rights there's only one thing true at the end of the day: If you're an at-will employee then you are completely at the mercy of the employer.

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    1. Re:In my experience by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For all the talk of rights there's only one thing true at the end of the day: If you're an at-will employee then you are completely at the mercy of the employ

      Let me rephrase that: For all the talk of rights there's only one thing true at the end of the day: backups and dirt beats the odds all the time. I've got 3 complaints going through the system against my former employer, and if I hadn't snagged a copy of everything, time-and-date-stamped files, emails, etc., I wouldn't have a hope in hell. Got 2 more calls from one of the investgators today. So, instead of me being at some asshats mercy, he's probably looking at an audit. No amount of vaseline will make that comfortable.

      Backups. Backups. Backups. It's not just because hard drives fail. So do people.

    2. Re:In my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've got 3 complaints going through the system against my former employer, and if I hadn't snagged a copy of everything, time-and-date-stamped files, emails, etc., I wouldn't have a hope in hell.
      So your plan is to violate copyright and misappropriate trade secrets, then enter the data as evidence in a legal action?
      No amount of vaseline will make that comfortable.
      As you may find out personally if your opposition has a lawyer who believes in scorched earth. Standard procedure in that kind of case is to have the police confiscate all of the offender's electronics for investigation.
    3. Re:In my experience by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      SOP doesn't work with me.

      For one, when I work on a project, I insist on more than just a weekly paycheck. I also get part-ownership of the finished product, or I go elsewhere. Think of it as the "work-for-hire-PLUS" plan. As I point out elsewhere, I haven't done the "work for hire with no equity interest" thing in a decade. Sure, I want the paycheck. But I also want recognition that what I bring to the table is 20 years of experience, and that means a "piece of the pie". Otherwise, no pie :-)

      They violate the terms, they pay the price. That includes not having the right to use or redistribute my work, which I immediately notified them by email. Scorched earth cuts both ways. Lie to me too many times and yu WILL get burned.

  33. your final day is negotiable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technically you can resign and leave immediately, but it's professional to offer to stay for up to two weeks to help with the transition. But if they don't want you to stick around, that should be OK with you too.

    Sometimes younger employees are less trusted to do the right thing. I remember talking to a 23-year old who bragged about setting up malicious cron jobs as he was leaving the last place he worked for, which he described as a sweatshop.

  34. Employment Can Be Terminated At ANY Time.... by Eezy+Bordone · · Score: 1
    Employment can be terminated at ANY time by both sides. Basically I only put in my notice when I can accept that I'll not need to work there anymore, just in case. I've never had my accounts locked out the day after I've submitted my notice but I've worked my way into being an important cog in the machine by that time so I've got to have some rights to pass on my knowledge to someone else.

    Two weeks is nicety, sometimes companies will want more time for you to share your brain and sometimes less but never plan on there definately being a two week period, no matter the job; Not just IT.

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  35. Both sides split amicably. See ya. by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

    You gave them two weeks notice. This is just a courtesy. They can and should do exactly what they did. As soon as a letter of resignation is turned in, you are informing everyone you are no longer going to be an employee with the company. Why would a company want to work with you any longer at this point, unless they had to?

    When you turn in your letter of resignation, you should be ready to go. Why do you care they have cut you off? Were you planning something on the way out? (This is probably why they cut you off, after all.)

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  36. It's very common to get "paid out" by winkydink · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In lieu of keeping you there during your resignation period. Why risk liability over a couple of weeks of sysadmin pay?

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    1. Re:It's very common to get "paid out" by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      This isn't somebody who's been fired - so the risk hasn't increased at all since he's given his notice. And you have insurance to cover that preexisting risk.

      But the important reason is for your other employees; it's much better to get someone a going-away cake and have a party than it is to shuttle him out with the "every employee is a potential criminal" security guards. Employees who feel trusted are happier, and happier employees are more productive. This is just good business sense.

      If this guy works at a company of any size, on a team, this little exercise in "risk management" probably cost them $100,000 in lost productivity.

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    2. Re:It's very common to get "paid out" by winkydink · · Score: 1

      You can't insure against loss of customers goodwill. In fact, you can't insure against a lot of "soft costs" that can outstrip the hard costs when you have a public loss.

      If this guy works at a company of any size, the IT department has already experienced employee departures multiple times. As many other posters have pointed out, this practice of paying out resigning IT employees a quite common occurrence.

      Also try and remember when reading the posting that you're only hearing one side of the story.

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  37. You can't control the response of the employer by Alpha27 · · Score: 1

    The employer is protecting their assets. Think of it as if you were the employer, and someone told you they were leaving, whether you expected it or not. You will probably not know the reasons for the resignation in full, you only know what they tell you. If the person continues to work for you, is there a chance they can leave with things you may not want them to leave it? Maybe it's a tactic on their part to force you to raise their salary. If it's a critical one-person role, who will replace them? Is it a position easy to replace. Yada, yada, yada... Hopefully you get the picture.

    If that's what the employer did, and you got paid for the 2 weeks, then it's still a professional outcome. They chose to exercise security in this case, and you didn't get screwed out of your money. All seems fair.

  38. Brilliant !!!! by EmoryBrighton · · Score: 0

    Step 1: Find an IT job Step 2: Work diligently until given access to critical systems Step 3: Start acting suspiciously//unhappy w/ management Step 4: Give your resignation... ONE YEAR early! Step 5: Take 6 Month Vacation Step 6: Spend 6 Months looking for your next $sys$target employer. .. BRILLIANT !

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  39. my 2 pesos on the situation..... by schematix · · Score: 3, Insightful
    IMHO both parties in this case did exactly what they were supposed to do. You gave them the courtesty of a 2 week notice and they accepted that and decided it was time to move on. In work environments today that rely heavily on computers and networking, it is not worth it to them that you might be leaving because of a grudge you may have. They have no way of knowing if you are leaving on amicable terms or not. If you have a bridge to burn with them you could easily cost them thousands of dollars (and likely much, much more) in damages due to lost data and productivity.

    If it were me I would approach my boss and let them know that if they won't give access, there is no need to be around, but you'll be happy to answer any questions that they might have. However tell them that you'd be more than happy to twiddle your thumbs (in a more polite way) for a couple weeks until you've given them their time. I'd guess that they'd be willing to let you go with pay. If not, Worst case you can try to improve your solitaire skills for a couple weeks and get paid to do it.

    In any case, both sides have fulfilled their obligations to each other in a completely professional way.

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    1. Re:my 2 pesos on the situation..... by pbalzac · · Score: 1

      They have no way of knowing if you are leaving on amicable terms or not.

      They could always talk to you.

    2. Re:my 2 pesos on the situation..... by schematix · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They could always talk to you.

      And you could always lie to them.

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    3. Re:my 2 pesos on the situation..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you could always lie to them.

      Spammer!

  40. You got a crappy employer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple fact is that you worked for assholes. They valued you so little that they didn't even let you wrap up what you were working on. Not only is that a slap in the face, how can you consider them a reliable reference? Make sure you are on good terms with at least a couple people there who can vouch for your skills.

  41. Virus by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

    I know about this virus, it takes a few 1/10s of a cent from each transaction, and puts it in a bank account. Ya, it was in Superman III.

  42. Obviously... by Memophage · · Score: 1

    ...you should have done something terrible to the system, destroyed all the accounts, and performed all your malicious acts *before* you put in your two weeks notice.

    Sounds pretty reactionary to me, simply assuming that because you've turned in your two weeks, suddenly you're a threat to the company. But as long as you presented yourself professionally, you did all you could.

    Be available for your two weeks (after all, they are paying you, and you don't want to burn any bridges). But hey, you know what? It's not your problem anymore, and you don't owe them anything they're not paying you for.

  43. risk benefit by techrunner · · Score: 1

    Your manager has to weigh the risks and benefits. The risk is that you might steal trade secrets or try to sabotage the system since you have nothing to lose. While this is unlikely, if it did happen, it would cause your company huge problems.

    The benefit of you working, is that you will do some work. However, management probably assummes your work won't be as high of quality as normal anyways.

    Nothing is very unusual about what happened to you. I've heard of people being shown the door, immediately, and they aren't even allowed to pack up their belongings.

  44. At will by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Informative

    The phrase "at will" is standard in most contracts nowadays, especially in IT. It basically means that they can let you go at any time and you can decide to leave at any time. It's always best to give the standard two weeks notice and tidy everything up before you go, but these days companies really don't care much. They'll let you go, hand you a severance check, and by the end of the day, they've locked you out of their systems.

    This just goes to the whole shift in corporate culture, where employees are no longer people, but FTEs, to be tallied, shifted around like pieces on a Risk board, and disposed of when their usefulness is up. I was raised to believe in the old school company, the kind that valued employees and celebrated longevity, but the only way you get to stay past 5 years anymore is to move up the corporate ladder or refuse your yearly pay raise. And even then, with the advent of outsourcing, job security is a fasing concept.

    You did the right thing; your company did not.

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    1. Re:at will by SilverspurG · · Score: 1
      it is much easier to get hired if you already have a job
      In many highly technical industries, unless you have a social connection at a prospective employer or are a highly influential member of your industry, companies won't talk to you while you're still employed. They're well aware that bargaining for salary is much easier with the unemployed.
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    2. Re:At will by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1

      PShaw!

      Job security is up to the individual and I would not have it any other way. Show me an organization where that is not true and I'll show you an organization full of dead wood that couldn't invent a cup that could hold water.

      Job security is available to anyone who stays in touch with the needs of the business and keeps their skills sharp. Take that too heart and you can last as long as you want in a good company. If you are not in a good company then move on and find one.

    3. Re:At will by xystren · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not the right word.... Job security in todays culture now a myth and legend.

      There isn't job security anymore in the corporate world. Anyone now adays being in a job for more than 5 years is considered "in a rut." Job security is where you start as a stock boy/girl, and work your ways up the ladder over a period of 30+ years. This doesn't happen in todays world like it did 50yrs ago.

      But, depending on the area that your in, there is "employability". Which is different than job security. Employability is having the skills that will be able to keep you employed (but not necessarly with the same employer/company)

      There is no job security anymore, but there is employability.

      My two-cents worth

      Cheers,
      Xyst

  45. Worst. Ask Slashdot. Ever. by tgd · · Score: 1

    Seriously, is that even remotely a suprise to anyone here? What amazes me is someone could end up in a position like that and not a) understand the reaction and b) expect (s)he'd do the same if someone under them left

    Complaining about two weeks of paid vacation? The only reason I could think someone would complain about that is that they had personal things they wanted to get off the systems (why was anything personal at work?) or work-related things they wanted "backups" of (which is precisely why shutting access off is the correct thing to do).

    To the original poster (and to moderators, this is not meant as a flame): don't assume your boss thinks you're going to be malicious. He just clearly understands your job more than you do.

    1. Re:Worst. Ask Slashdot. Ever. by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1
      To all you people complaining about this not being a worthy story: It got over 700 posts-- way above average. Can't have been too bad a topic to generate that much interest.

      He wasn't complaining about 2 weeks of vacation. He was complaining about being treated like a criminal. You are deliberately misunderstanding his complaint. 2 lousy weeks of vacation is insufficient compensation if my reputation is getting trashed in the bargain. The US Constitution has something to say on this subject: "innocent until proven guilty". We don't have the other side of the story, but from what I read, sounds like this guy didn't do anything to warrant such suspicion. An anecdotal analogy: while playing a game, I was unhappy with my position and thought I was losing. Another player disputed me and bet me money I was wrong. I won, and lost my money. Silly to have accepted that bet against myself, yes. Has to be the least sweet victory ever, LOL. But that's what a company, or a nation for that matter, does when they go the "guilty until proven innocent" route. They bet against themselves, though it may seem like they're betting against someone else. No, I don't buy all that talk of how it's just sensible to cut risks in such a fashion. There are many far less offensive ways to reduce risks. And being offensive carries risks of its own.

      It's still a small world. The employer shouldn't burn the bridges either, if there's any chance that employee will be needed again someday. Word gets around, yes, even among us socially inept geeks. Companies that terminate people with prejudice may eventually be unable to hire anyone who is any good. At the least, they may have to pay significantly higher wages.

      And next, what is it with these companies putting "all their eggs in one basket" and having their shop set up so one malicious employee can put them out of business with a single "rm -Rf /" or equivalent? Don't sane companies have plenty of backups? That includes people too-- fatal accidents can happen. As to copying of information, like customer lists, software, etc., as many have pointed out, all that copying can have been done long before.

      In light of all the above possibilities, a police escort off the premises looks really weak. The company might as well say "we are incompetent about backing up our information" and "we treat people like dirt, that's why we use a police escort to remove someone who has never committed a crime" and "we're paranoid, not too bright, and think our ex-employee might be a moron too". Or, for those saying that letting the departing employee stay and talk hurts moral, that's weak too-- that's just admitting that the work environment is terrible. In short, "we suck, you don't want to work for us". If you are a customer, would you be looking for somewhere else to take your business if you saw an excessive number of prejudicial terminations? Be worried they might not be able to meet their obligations? I would. Notice how many such stories here end with "lost the contract" and "went out of business".

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  46. at will by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

    I take it you were not under contract. If so, welcome to at will employment. If you didn't know that already I just hope you had the sense to get your next job (if looking for one) before you quit your previous one. Like selling a house, it is much easier to get hired if you already have a job.

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  47. more notice by wilbur62 · · Score: 1

    I think the lesson here is: you should have given more notice. You could've had 2 paid months off.

  48. Don't mistake for malice... by lanner · · Score: 1

    It sounds like you did the right thing, so I'm confused to why you are not happy. As long as they pay you for the next two weeks, everything is good.

    If you had some personal info that you wanted to get from computer systems, you can still request that someone get it for you, but you really should have thought about this before you let them know that you were leaving.

    Terminating access immediately upon notice of intent to leave is an okay thing to do for some organizations, but it's up to them.

    How they handle your resignation has a lot to do with how you feel.

    Remember that great quote, "Don't mistake for malice what is easily explained for by stupidity." They probably don't hate you for quitting -- they just want to cover their butt. They might be a little scared and confused. And if they do hate you for quitting... well, you did the right thing by quitting, because they suck!

  49. Ditto! by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1
    Same thing happened to me when I resigned from a job three months ago. Just the mention of the resignation made my manager wince. Seems it was company policy to show the door immediately to anyone offering two-weeks-notice. I was stunned, I never heard of an employer rejecting two-weeks-notice.

    Apparently in the business world paranoia is the new normal.

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  50. Huh?!? by djlowe · · Score: 1

    "What is the professional thing to do?"

    Honestly, and harshly: The professional thing to do is STFU, take the two weeks paid, and start your new job ASAP.

    Walk away: You did what was required - the fact that they don't want you to work your last two weeks has nothing to do with you, as a person. You don't owe them anything beyond what you already did.

    Hell, I had to FIGHT to get paid for the two weeks, once I put in notice, for the last employer for whom I actually did that (nearly a decade ago: I'm happily self-employed now).

    So, let it go, and I wish you the best with your new employer!

    Regards,

    dj

  51. Speak directly to the boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As unhappy as I was at my position, I felt it a matter of principle to speak to my boss directly, explain immediately that I was leaving and why. He spent a long time trying to talk me out of it but we parted on amicable terms. As we both had been able to have our say, there was no room for paranoia.

    That's professional.

  52. You WERE Professional, As Were They by cmholm · · Score: 1

    As the parent pointed out, cutting off your access is standard procedure. If they need you to do more of whatever your job responsibilities were, they'll ask you. I'm presuming you dropped your resignation on them without warning. If you discussed a departure with your boss beforehand (but, with job offer in your pocket), then a smoother signoff might have been worked out. If you were only a system user, rather than admin, they might have been less abrupt. As it stands, it's probably company policy to cut you off fast, least (the generic) "you" decide to depart in a less than professional manner.

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  53. Wouldn't worry about it by SpaceTaxi · · Score: 1

    I think it is not uncommon for companies to immediately let go of employees who give notice as a matter of policy, and there isn't anything you could have done that would not have them shut you out. I wouldn't worry about it, you did the right thing by giving them notice and I shouldn't take it personally.

  54. Up the ante! by Chmarr · · Score: 1

    Next time, given your company two MONTHS notice... that way, you'll get paid to stay at home for two months :)

  55. Normal to me.... by beheaderaswp · · Score: 1

    What you did was all you could do.

    I had a rude awakening after years in the bull market of 90's tech: I gave 3 months notice to a long time contractor and employer out of respect and deference.

    Sadly, that was a hard lesson to learn, as the company car, expense accounts, server access, cell phone, customer list, and anything else they gave me was pulled. Then, while I was an "officed at home" road warrior engineer (who also managed to handle a good bit of IT from remote) I was told I was now an "hourly employee", had to report to the service department, and was issued a (gulp) UNIFORM.

    Lesson learned:

    It's business. Meet the standard of two weeks notice. Move on.

    Second lesson learned:

    This treatment is not indicative of what the company thinks of you. It's generally what the lawyers recommend happen when key people are dumped. I learned this one, because after I left them (early- I am not wearing a uniform!!), they called me with a massive contract with enough $$ to keep MY company going for about 2 years.

    That has been my experience. IT people are considered if not "key" to be in very sensitive positions. Thus the reaction.

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    1. Re:Normal to me.... by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      I had a rude awakening after years in the bull market of 90's tech: I gave 3 months notice to a long time contractor and employer out of respect and deference.

      Sadly, that was a hard lesson to learn, as the company car, expense accounts, server access, cell phone, customer list, and anything else they gave me was pulled. Then, while I was an "officed at home" road warrior engineer (who also managed to handle a good bit of IT from remote) I was told I was now an "hourly employee", had to report to the service department, and was issued a (gulp) UNIFORM.


      There have been several occasions in my life where I have had occasion to leave a company (on good terms) and give several weeks or month's notice. In each case I write up a nice letter of resignation explaining that it was my intention to leave the company with my resignation taking effect "no later than" such-and-such a date. Then I had a sit-down chat with my supervisor, explained why I was leaving, told them that I would be willing to help with knowledge transfer up until my last day.

      That demonstrates a willingness to help out and leaves them with a warm feeling that you're not going to totally bail on them. It also leaves you with a fairly flexible resignation date. If things go well, you work out the month or two. If they start giving you problems or making life difficult, move your resignation date up so that it's 2 weeks from the notification letter, and make it clear that you will not be willing to assist with knowledge transfer after those two weeks are up.

      They key is to ensure that the company has some discernible benefit to keeping you around. If you have specialized skills or knowledge then this should be easy. If you are one member of a group who all perform the same duties, you're probably out of luck.

  56. Next time.... by willl · · Score: 1

    ...give them three weeks notice.

    Enjoy your time off!

    -Will

  57. Best Resignation Ever.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is here. Even if you're a disgruntled employee, a resignation letter is not the venue for gripes.

    And I agree with the post about that complaining about 2 weeks of free pay isn't much of a complaint!

  58. It has always made me wonder... by Dick_Stallmanat0r · · Score: 1

    why has two weeks notice become a standard? I mean, technically you don't work for the company anymore (or at least you won't in the near future) so you don't really have much responsibility for the work you do in those last two weeks. I mean obviously I wouldn't completely slack off if you plan on using them as a reference, but you certainly can't be expected to put out high quality work with virtually no incentive to do so.

    I can understand the need for two weeks notice in job situation where if you leave immediately the are pretty much out in the cold as someone is NEEDED for you positition during those two weeks. But say for something like working at Target (which I have done in the past), virtually ANY other employee can fill your position in a heartbeat. So why the need for 2 weeks?

    Aside from the practicality argument, there is also the unfairness. In this situation he got compensated for 2 weeks, but at some places (like target) you do not get compensated if you are laid off. Do they expect you to get a job the day after you're fired? Unless you've been applying secretly behind their backs that's almost impossible. Why should you give them 2 weeks notice when they barely give you 2 seconds?

    As far as the submitter's question, you did a fine job of submitting a personal resignation. In a job where you handle sensitive data, if you resign, they no longer hold the "You're fired" card and thus you are considered untrustworthy. Sad really, that the assumption is your only loyalty to the company is not getting fired (though these days the company hardly shows you much love either). But alas, that's just the way it is.

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    1. Re:It has always made me wonder... by djlowe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's called respect - you offer the two weeks to your employer, ostensibly so that you can train your replacement, but just as importantly, as a sign of respect, and gratitude.

      Of course, those are mostly obsolete concepts now. And, after having read your post, I'm fairly certain that you won't get it even after my explanation.

      But, for whatever it's worth, that's the origin of giving notice.

  59. Silly Boy by heretic108 · · Score: 1

    You should have planted the rootkits, trojans, xploits, backdoors, accounts salami slices, cron'ed funds transfers to anonymous overseas accounts etc long before you gave notice!

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  60. Do stuff BEFORE you give notice. by simetra · · Score: 1
    I'm particularly fond of the SysInternals Blue Screen Of Death Screensaver. Put it on a few key pc's and watch them go bonkers. Really, it's a nice, mostly-harmless way to say Adios, mes Amis!

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    1. Re:Do stuff BEFORE you give notice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful. Under the current legal climate, that could get you prosecuted as a cyberterrorist, at least in Oceania^Wthe US. Think about the guy who installed SETI and was prosecuted for stealing company resources and lost (couple of years ago).

  61. The main thing I learned... by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 1

    What I learned from this comment is that I should resign a month and a half in advance and hope I get paid for it.

  62. Assuming you were polite by jmcharry · · Score: 1

    There are multiple schools of thought on this. One is that it is not good for the morale of remaining employees to continue working with someone who sees greener grass elsewhere. Another is that the likely new employer is a competitor and it is best to remove a competitor's promised employee from your organization. A third is that the employee rather expects to be dismissed with two weeks compensation to take a break before the new job, and it is the polite thing to do.

    When someone leaves an organization for any reason, it is standard industrial hygiene to kill all access to company systems, even when the parting is amicable.

    I don't see anything odd here. Sometimes companies need to keep people for the two weeks, but usually they pay them off, wish the departing comrade well, and go on.

  63. You did everything right by Fourmica · · Score: 1

    Don't take their actions personally. It's not a reflection on you; it's a reflection on those with less scruples than you. Your employer's reaction to your resignation is somewhat paranoid, but when someone in your position offers their resignation, it's prudent for the company to revoke their access. It's too easy for an employer to be burned in that kind of scenario.

    The fact that they're paying you for your two weeks is a sign of respect - reciprocal respect for your willingness to give them two weeks notice and observe that business formality. You did it right; no need to second-guess yourself.
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  64. I guess it depends on where you work. by mpn14tech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The places I have worked at and turned in a two week notice, it is usually a 2 week scramble to document everything I did and get some poor unqualified individual up to speed. On the last day I make sure that the new person in charge either disables all accounts I had access to or make sure that they changed the passwords.
    You want to eliminate any possibility of doubt if something goes wrong after you leave.
    So while their actions may be seem extreme, it really is for your protection as much as it is for theirs. I would not take it so personally.

  65. Resign... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by email.

  66. Took a while but the same thing happened to me... by jedi_gras · · Score: 3, Informative

    I submitted my two weeks notice and gave them transition plan outline. About two days later I was called into a room with three HR reps, my manager, a lawyer, and the chief of security. Supposedly, I was working on sensitive information and the lawyer said that it would be prudent if I left immediately. Five minutes later, I was packing up my stuff under supervision of the chief of security and then promptly escorted to my car. They took my parking pass and id and bid me farewell. Of course I was paid for the rest of the two weeks.

    No hard feelings, but with concerns over security nowadays, I don't blame employers for going through this extra step. I mean, IF I had done something malicious, what would their course of action be? Besides a lawsuit in which most cases side with the employee not the employer, they couldn't fire me because I had already quit.

  67. you did it all wrong. by rootedgimp · · Score: 1

    You aren't supposed to give them a notice. Hell, I got fired once and they sure as hell didn't give me a two week notice on that shit.
     
    The right way to leave your position is walking out at a crucial time, and setting some godawful cron ticking for about a week after you leave. That way, when the next chums contact your xboss for a reference, his only reply is "Oh, shit, I remember that guy! We were totally fucked when he left!"

  68. Uh, you got a vaction... by ellem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is EXACTLY how is should be handled. Do NOT let a leaving Sys Admin on you system. You did nothing wrong. They did nothing wrong. Enjoy your end of the year festivities.

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    1. Re:Uh, you got a vaction... by captain+igor · · Score: 1

      Why exactly should you not let a leaving sysadmin on your system?

    2. Re:Uh, you got a vaction... by ellem · · Score: 1

      Liability.

      Let's say it's your shop. Leaving Sys Admin is decent human and in the final days something breaks. Uh oh, did it get broken on purpose? Maliciously? Now you're wasting time looking for answers to questions you might not even legitimately have.

      Let's say it's your shop. Leaving Sys Admin is a miseable SOB who knows his shit and that's why you let him be a a miserable SOB. He stays two weeks and you have goat pr0n on your desktop, encrypted /Home directories and not a single password is what he told you it was 2 weeks ago. Who needs this shit?

      Sys Admin: I am giving you my two weeks.
      CIO: OK, great. Here's your severance check. I hope you do well at the new job. Feel free to use me as a reference.

      That's EXACTLY how it should go down.

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  69. This really isn't a good forum for this by InnerParty · · Score: 1

    I understand you may feel a little hurt by your employer's actions, but really the other replies here are correct. 1) They have no reason to put corporate information systems at risk no matter how good of a job you did and how trustworthy you feel you are. It's a hard pill to swallow, but they did the best practice for security. 2) This really doesn't belong on Slashdot. Isn't this a technical and science news forum? Nothing personal and I don't think you could have done anything different as far as resigning goes. What's unprofessional is walking off the job and you didn't do that. Happy vacation!

  70. Next Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some companies will do this as a matter of policy, some won't. That's just the way it goes-- it's not personal, it's policy. And believe me, it's not just tech jobs, it's any job where you have access to business-critical stuff, which is just about anyone.

    Also, the policy for a two-weeks notice resignation may be different from a "Boss, I'm interested in moving to Vermont in six months. I'd like to be able to refer people to you for a reference. Of course, I'll be eager to help you look for and train my successor." They might show you the door for that, too, but the point is, context matters.

    Next time, find out the policy. And if you think you're going to be rushed out, ensure that you have made copies of anything that you need to take with you and BRING IT HOME BEFORE YOU TELL THEM ANYTHING. Of course, I'm not talking about copies of code you wrote for them, just anything that's justifiably yours after you leave.

    Then submit your letter of resignation and see what they do.

  71. Thats the best way to go by Omegamon · · Score: 1

    I would have been happy with that outcome. Who wouldn't want to have couple of weeks of paid holiday.

  72. It's normal behaviour by Trapped+Database+Adm · · Score: 0

    What you've described is normal behaviour for security-wise systems area. Whilst the company might have a policy where staff work their last fortnight, most computer-info areas I know of do as described above - whilst *you* can be trusted not to do nasty stuff on the way out, procedurally they can't take that chance, in case a departing sysadmin does hold a grudge. That said, my last outfit my admin accesses to database systems (SQL) are still open via web of all things. Have written to people about it, but am ignored. I was expecting to be shut off and paid out early, however to my surprise, not only did they keep my accesses, they never got a replacement... and now they wonder why their systems are in such disrepair. Truly a Dilbert moment.

  73. and the problem is...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, let's get this straight. You put in your resignation (professionally, as you say) and your employer cut off your system level access. Seems like paranoia on your boss's part. On the flip side, COOL! Without access, you can't do a whole lot. Enjoy your 2 weeks paid time, and don't piss anyone off.

    Since you didn't tell us the whole story, there may be something you've done in the past that raises a red flag. Maybe you've only worked there a couple months, or you've gotten written up for something that causes concern. Again, I repeat, COOL!

    Now excuse me while I go to my job where I actually have to work because they weren't nice enough to take away my login credentials and pay me anyway.

  74. Obviously Your Worthless To the Organization by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    Trust me... the folks who actually mean something... they make them stay the 2 weeks and write documentation or train others, etc.

  75. Not everyone gets the boot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whilst it's not unusual for someone in the IT industry to resign and be walked out the door on the same day (I've seen my share of it where I work currently) allow me to present a counterpoint...

    Also for the same company, one of our programmers wanted to go backpacking overseas with his wife for six months and asked his manager how he should go about it: could he just take unpaid leave and come back, or should he just quit?

    After him meeting with his boss and the CTO it was decided he'd put in three months' notice and keep working until he was ready to go. I think that was a big mistake: he knew he was going and felt didn't have anything to worry about. His attitude slid to "any old thing will do" and twelve months later we're still finding and cleaning-up some of the crap he left behind.

  76. Yup, happens all the time by n1ywb · · Score: 1

    That's pretty much standard procedure for a lot of places. To me it's a pleasent suprise when that DOESN'T happen. Anyway, I never submit my resignation without planning on being cut off lock stock and barrel immideately. Plan on it in the future. Back up and delete any personal data, clear your browser cache, wipe the free space on your harddrive, clean out your desk, get your benefits questions answered, THEN submit your resignation with the expectation that you will be sent home for two weeks, and you won't get blindsided.

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    1. Re:Yup, happens all the time by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      That's pretty much standard procedure for a lot of places. To me it's a pleasent suprise when that DOESN'T happen.
      Well, twice I was "let go" because some-big-shot-I-seldom-work-for did not like my guts (so that makes it "fired"), but I was left alone with the systems for long enough to finish the outstanding stuff (in both cases, my bosses knew my job so they trained the next guy themselves). And yes, in both cases, I could have completely wrecked the company data, including **ALL** backups, including the offsites.

      Seems that not everybody is a terminal hard-ass.

  77. What you should have done... by jafo · · Score: 4, Funny

    What you should have done is to have copied all of your mp3s and ornpay off the system *BEFORE* you gave your notice. ;-)

    Sean

    1. Re:What you should have done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > What you should have done is to have copied all of your mp3s and ornpay off the system *BEFORE* you gave your notice. ;-)

      Corollary: If the diskspace in an employee's home directory drops off linearly over a period of 2-3 weeks, and then (having reached a minimum) stops dropping, the employee will tender their resignation either on the upcoming Friday or the following Monday.

      (It's been true for ever job I've left, and it's been true for everybody I've talked to about it.)

  78. Okay is your organisation paranoid, or... by syousef · · Score: 1

    did you give them cause to think that you might "do something terrible" to their orgranisation. If you did no such thing, then accept that is how the world (or at least that organisation) works, and enjoy your two weeks leave - leave may or may not be scarce at your next job but this is a good opportunity for yourself to unwind between jobs. If you either don't need to unwind, or need the cash, see if they'll let you start your new job early.

    Some companies are set up to err on the side of caution, and sometimes the rules don't make sense. (I've found that "Human Resources" in some organisations can have a culture that means every decision they make doesn't make any sense externally).

    If on the other hand you did do something to make them believe you might damage the company, then it isn't your resignation that you need to focus on when it comes to professionalism.

    --
    These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  79. BRILLIANT by EmoryBrighton · · Score: 1, Funny

    Step 1: Find an IT job
    Step 2: Work diligently until given access to critical systems
    Step 3: Start acting suspiciously//unhappy w/ management
    Step 4: Give your resignation... ONE YEAR early!
    Step 5: Take 6 Month Vacation
    Step 6: Spend 6 Months looking for your next $sys$target employer.
    .. BRILLIANT !

    --
    Rule 2: Writing a spec is like writing code for a brain to execute.
  80. No big deal by Tex+Bravado · · Score: 1

    It's the way of the world now. Even in non-IT positions, you should clean out your
    personal stuff well in advance, check around home to be sure you don't have any of
    their equipment, etc.
    If THEY need you to login again for some reason, they'll handle it.

  81. Nothing is wrong by everphilski · · Score: 1

    You resigned professionally. You offered to work two more weeks (the typical professional offer). They said no thanks, but here we'll pay you for two more weeks anyways. It's a fair deal.

    You're probably dealing with feelings like you weren't needed if they could drop you on a day's notice. (be honest with yourself) You'll just have to get over that.

    -everphilski-

  82. Security? by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 1

    A lot of people are saying, "Of course they disabled your access: security issues." But if someone leaving a company were truly intending to go on a h4x0ring spree, wouldn't he or she do this *before* giving the two weeks' notice? Just sayin'...

    --
    Telltale Games: Bone, Sam and Max
  83. As said before, this is quite common by dougmc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As everybody has said, this is quite common, and there's not much you can do about it beyond picking jobs where they actually trust you (which usually happens in the smaller outfits.)

    The next time you resign from an IT job, there are things you should do before you resign if you want them to be done --

    -- take your personal computer hardware, books, papers, etc. home. Before you resign. If you wait to do it after, you may not even get the chance (as they show you the door), and you'll have to argue with them about it. And if you do get the chance, they may be watching you like a hawk and you'll have to justify it.

    -- same goes for your personal files and stuff you want to save. Save it off the network and computers BEFORE you resign. Some companys are cool about this sort of thing, some aren't. Don't take the risk. This is also a good thing to do if you get wind of layoffs coming up that you might be involved in.

    -- If there are any projects you want to see completed before you leave, complete them before you resign.

    1. Re:As said before, this is quite common by chipset · · Score: 1

      The company I work for has been very good, for the most part. We have had a lot of turnover due to acquisitions that haven't been well managed.

      We acquired a larger competitor and the employees designated for termination during that time were instantly locked out.

      Over the course of the last year, there's been a lot of turnover. IT, developers, sales, management, you name it. One of my favorite IT guys just left, and he was allowed to work the entire two weeks.

      I also had a teammate of mine leave. I think he was on the payroll, and had system access, but had zero responsibilty for his last two weeks. Then again, he doesn't have much access anyway.

      I have another co-worker. We have known he would be leaving for quite some time. He is "retiring" into another career and will be leaving this month.

      The company, for some people, will simply let them go. We had a scenario where a technical sales person was leaving for a competitor (which, ironically we bought a while later). He wanted to be involved in a senstive discussion over the sales stragety and pricing for the product. The competitor was also there. The sales team didn't know it at the time, but he had already accepted the offer from the competitor. The sales team did not find out until after this meeting that he would be leaving.

      So, time goes on, we lose the deal to the competitor. My company has a long history of bringing back former employees. However, when talking to our general counsel, she said he would not be welcome back. So, when we acquired the company he went to work for, he was terminated on the spot.

      It's one thing to be removed from system access. I once gave a company two weeks noticed and finished my current task, doing onsite development. I was travelling and using the company provided credit card. They knew why I was leaving and I was still finishing up all my projects. The card was cancelled even before I finished the work assignment. That was a nice little touch, which simply confirmed why I was leaving.

    2. Re:As said before, this is quite common by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I certainly hope you didn't complete that assignment.

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    3. Re:As said before, this is quite common by chipset · · Score: 1

      Au Contraire.

      I was flying home, having just finished the work, when the company card was cancelled.

      It turns out, this company I worked for had a bad reputation (and getting worse) for customer service. It is one of my personal pet peeves. Customer service is the lifeblood of any consulting (or any other, for that matter) organization. This company's reputation was falling fast.

      I left and three years later they went out of business. All sorts of problems. Here's the strange part... the business model almost couldn't fail. Hire people for 25K/year. Then send them out for implementations at 12-2500/day. Huge profit margins. Management embezzled, mismanaged and basically ruined a cash cow.

      Of course, after my issues with the company, I wasn't all that unhappy with the outcome.

  84. It's not you, it's them... by gbulmash · · Score: 1
    I resigned from my job in March. I gave them two weeks notice, but said I'd be glad to leave earlier (my son had just been born and it was a difficult birth with complications, so the earlier I could terminate and be home to help with the baby, the better). They let me go that day. I'd forgotten a few items at home, thus I had to come back later in the week to drop them off.

    My manager arranged a farewell lunch on the day I came back. About 80% of my co-workers in my division met me in the lobby, my manager took us all out to a local restaurant. A lot of good wishes, hugs, and handshakes were exchanged.

    Though most of my accounts were killed, my company ran a subscription based web-site and they left the free subscription I had as an employee active.

    My resignation was no more professional than yours. My employer was just a lot cooler.

    The one thing I did... I kept the resignation short and friendly. Said I was leaving to pursue some personal goals, valued the time I had been at the company, and would do what I could to help ensure a smooth transition. I never got negative, critical, or implied I could do better. I tried to make sure my departure was on a friendly note, so if I needed references at some future date, I hadn't burned any bridges.

    - Greg

  85. 3 damned months by Rdickinson · · Score: 1

    My last job I had to give 3 months notice, be thankfull you had 2 weeks and got it as paid holiday.

  86. It protects you, too. by linuxwrangler · · Score: 1

    I've known small companies that, when someone resigns, immediately change not only passwords but also all the door locks and any other form of access. This also works to protect you. It's a lot harder to say you came back and stole, damaged, etc. company property if they denied you access.

    Having said thai, my experience has been the exact opposite:

    Layoff 1: I knew my termination date several months in advance and was terminated with 3-months severance. Additionally, all access rights remained unchanged and I continued to work part-time as a consultant for a couple more years.

    Layoff 2: 30% of the company laid off. My employer suggested that I could continue to work during my 2-months severance since "it's always easier to find a job when you are working." (This was at the height of the dot-com boom.) I politely counteroffered that I would continue to work as long as they continued to pay me and at the time either one of us cut the cord, severance would kick in. I finally dragged myself out the door on a Friday 4-months later and started work at my new company the following Monday.

    Layoff 3: The dot-com boom couldn't last but we didn't really go completely bust. Last day was on a Monday as we hauled the last of the equipment out of the offices. No severance but I started my new job on Tuesday and continued as a consultant for the dot-com (still had my passwords, colo access and everything). It's been nearly 5-years and they just pulled me back for a bit of additional consulting.

    --

    ~~~~~~~
    "You are not remembered for doing what is expected of you." - Atul Chitnis
  87. It must depend on where you are by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    I resigned from a developer/pretend-sys-admin position with a fairly paranoid large company, and ended up working through my two weeks.

    I had root access to dozens of machines including a few high visibility web properties and didn't have to hand that in until my exit interview. This was after another, now-former, employee had accidentally (hmm) deleted over a million files from said production environment.

    However in many places it's just policy that you dont work after they know you are leaving, and that's just the way it is.

  88. The alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The alternative is to let you continue to have complete unfettered access to all of their confidential data.
    Then maybe some has a "bad feeling" about you, or you say something innocent that makes them suspiscious.
    Then a week later they're spending $5-10k for a computer forensics investigator to determine what if anything you took on your way out, and whether or not they can sue and/or prosecute you for it.
    Then they spend another $1k on writing new termination policies, which end up amounting to what you described.

  89. If they're paranoid, they're paranoid by russotto · · Score: 1

    First thing to do is to make sure you have everything in order BEFORE you resign. In particular, remove any personal data (which shouldn't be there but, let's face it, probably is) and back up (to machines under your control) any data on company machines which you believe you are entitled to. That way you're prepared if they do boot you immediately.

    I always go for a fairly minimal resignation letter, of the general form, "I resign my position at 'blah' effective (now + 2 weeks), have a nice day. I think last time I put "to pursue another opportunity" in there. So far I've never had an employer revoke my access immediately or tell me to forget the two weeks. But I think that there's always a chance they'll do so, either because they're generally paranoid, because someone else screwed them in the past, or because you've been muttering about how you're going to "get those bastards" for the past month or so. Anyway, you really don't have much to complain about -- you got your two weeks pay without having to do the work.

  90. I always liked the Nixon approach. by CommiePuddin · · Score: 1
    --
    x = x + ++x; //It's golden.
  91. On your honor? by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 1
    How are they to know that you won't set up some random cron job or begin scp-ing data off site. I mean, not that *i've* done this or anything, you know. I'm just saying.

    Honestly though. It's largely going to depend on the size of the company you work for. If they can afford to go with one less sysadmin for 2 weeks, then you might as well assume that your ass is on the way out.

  92. lucky they paid you by EvilStein · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've run into that situation before. They decided to say "Ok, you can go now." and I *didn't* get paid for the remaining two weeks that I had expected to get paid for.

    The fun of working in an 'at-will' state.

    Generally they think you'll get 'short timers syndrome' and not do anything anyway. It's no wonder people just up & quit these days. The acts of courtesy that an employee extends to a company are very rarely returned.

  93. He's trying to deal with his feelings... by everphilski · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He made a professional resignation, they said no thanks but paid him for two weeks anyways. This is standard business practice and was financially beneficial for him. (two weeks free pay?)

    What he's probably dealing with is the feeling of rejection: if they could drop him on a days notice was he really needed? He'll just have to be honest with himself about that but he will just have to get over that himself. Again its a standard business practice in many places and not a reflection of his character.

    -everphilski-

    1. Re:He's trying to deal with his feelings... by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      So do the custodians get sacked because they could screw up the wiring in the building? The secretarial staff because they could de-organize a bunch of important documents? Teachers because they could "subvert" the students? This is the first time I've heard of a story like this.

    2. Re:He's trying to deal with his feelings... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      if they could drop him on a days notice was he really needed? He'll just have to be honest with himself about that but he will just have to get over that himself.

      And also when he's asked to work overtime. If they can drop him in a moment, why are they so short that he must work till 10?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    3. Re:He's trying to deal with his feelings... by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 1

      Sure, there's a valid concern about rejection. But I my (admittedly rather uninformed) opinion/guess is that the vast majority of those kinds of decisions are just the result of corporate paranoia and overprotectiveness; in other words, the managers are willing to accept the lost money from not having a person do his job during the two weeks' notice period, on the assumption that any damage the employee could do would cost a great deal more.

      It's sad when people have to assume the worst in such situations, when often it's just that people are deciding to move on (and you'd think that there'd be at least some trust involved in a business), but, this is Corporate America we're talking about here. It all comes down to The Almighty Dollar.

      (Of course, it occurs to me that all these people are generally worrying about nothing. Think about it: if you were intent on committing sabotage, wouldn't you just do it before you submit your resignation, so they don't suspect a thing? Or am I being too naive again?)

    4. Re:He's trying to deal with his feelings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      couldnt have said it better myself.

    5. Re:He's trying to deal with his feelings... by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What he's probably dealing with is the feeling of rejection: if they could drop him on a days notice was he really needed? He'll just have to be honest with himself about that but he will just have to get over that himself.

      Luckily for him, that'll probably be an easy thing to deal with, because he resigned from a position as a system administrator.

      Chances are, he's going to get a phone call sometime in the next few weeks asking him for some key piece of knowledge they didn't even know they needed. It may even be something he explained to them numerous times but they just ignored. At which point, he can respond in one of three ways, any of which will soothe the pain of rejection quite adequately:

      1. Just give 'em the information. Knowing they asked means you have the last laugh, so why rub it in?
      2. "I'm sorry, what company did you say you're with? Hmm, no, as a matter of fact that doesn't ring a bell at all. And you're sure I worked there? Recently, you say? Why, that's remarkable."
      3. "Your e-mail address is still $foo, right? Ah, OK, good. I'm sending you an e-mail with my rate card right now."
    6. Re:He's trying to deal with his feelings... by IngramJames · · Score: 1

      "Your e-mail address is still $foo, right? Ah, OK, good. I'm sending you an e-mail with my rate card right now."

      Yeah, I have always supported this approach. Especially if the ex-employer didn't pay overtime :-) It's never happened to me, but a colleague of mine gave notice at his previous job and was treated very badly during his notice period. And they started to be nasty to his partner, who still worked there. He asked my advice when they started calling him up to ask about the systems he was involved in there. After we spoke, they had a conversation that went something like this:

      "Hi mate.. do you know about X?"

      "Yes I certainly do!"

      "Can you tell me how to do it?"

      "Of course! No problem. But I'm actually at my new employer right now, and it's office hours. Tell you what, get [the boss] to fax me over a contract, and I'll be more than happy to talk for as long as you want after half past five tonight. My contract rate is £100 per hour, rounded up to the nearest 30 minutes. Just get him to sign a contract and fax it to me and call me back later - no worries!"

      (click)

      He never heard from them again.. but if he had, he would have been earning lots of nice dosh. It was a win-win for him, really :-) And you'll note he took a very polite, professional tone instead of just telling them to get lost.

      --
      'No rational religion claims "supernatural" exists, that's an atheist slander.' - seen on slashdot.
    7. Re:He's trying to deal with his feelings... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Damn right. I'm amazed by all the pinheads posting about how it's the prudent thing to treat people like criminals as soon as they announce their intention to resign.

      If you're a sysadmin or a software developer and you resign, the company basically has two choices.

      The first is to have you announce to the team that you are leaving, stop taking on new tasks, finish up any work in progress, make sure all the regular tasks are reassigned, document anything that seems useful, hand over system permissions, and answer questions.

      Or, they can treat you like a criminal. Then they can go through a few months of disruption while vital tasks get forgotten, systems have to be hacked to get permissions, people have to spend days working out how stuff is done, disks fill up from uncleared logs, and so on.

      And the pinheads say #2 is the prudent option?

      There are all kinds of automatic scheduled processes that can blow up if not given regular attention. Damage to systems from lack of organized handover seems to me to be a much bigger risk than damage to systems from an employee suddenly undergoing a mysterious personality change triggered by resigning.

      --
      GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    8. Re:He's trying to deal with his feelings... by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

      You're being too naive again.

      Resignations aren't always planned out beforehand, with the employee carefully weighing their options and having their next job secured before they quit. Oftentimes they're done on the spur of the moment, or at least with no more foresight then "I don't like this job any more". Sometimes it's an attempt by the employee to strongarm the employer into a promotion/raise.

      At any rate, the employee submits their resignation. Manager expresses a modicum of regret, tells the employee they'll notify HR, and starts making plans to transition the employees responsibilities to other individuals. Then the employee goes back to their desk, and *then* they realize that in two weeks they'll be out of a job and they don't even have their resume up to date. And they also realize that their current employer doesn't seem to value their contribution nearly as much as the employee thought they did.

      So there you have our soon to be ex-employee, feeling a little worried about the future, and thoroughly unloved and unappreciated. Thats a recipe for mischief.

      --
      It's the land of the brave, and the home of the free
      Where the less you know, the better off you'll be.
  94. How? With the Letter You Wrote Day One (Kinda OT) by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    Something that I've always intended to do (but only did in my most recent position) is to write my resignation letter on the first day of work. It's very generic ("This letter serves as formal notice of resignation from , effective two calendar weeks from the above date") and I keep it in an envelope in my Franklin labeled "Nuclear Option." The idea is that it puts the job in perspective - it's only a job and not worth comprimising my health or scruples. I will eventually leave it anyway (perhaps in a year, perhaps with retirement - who knows?), so it's not worth making the mistake that my world will come crashing down if I do.

    Having the option of leaving has been enough to soothe me past some rough spots, even though I never chose to exercise that option. It reminds me that I'm the only one who can control (and the only one responsible for) my life.

    You might consider doing this with your new position, too.

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  95. my way by La+Camiseta · · Score: 0
    cd /
    sudo rm -rf
    it works every time...
  96. You already did it! by dentar · · Score: 1

    If you give them two weeks notice, and they're paranoid enough to shut you out like that, then you should enjoy your two weeks off and to heck with 'em!!

    --
    -- I am. Therefore, I think!
  97. Be Happy by Prog_Burner · · Score: 0

    I've given notice to a few jobs in my life, being paid and released is a lot better than being forced to stick around and treated even worse than before. Some managers can be vindictive after you've resigned, especially if they were the reason you quit in the first place. Enjoy your vacation and realize that even if it was the CEO that had resigned, someone would probably decide to pull his access as well.

  98. Due Diligence by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the reason this is done, even though it seems illogical on the surface, is because of the company's responsibility to act with "due diligence" in regards to security.

    If you as an employee compromise the system or act as some sort of mole or corporate spy, after you're busted when the shareholders come down on your boss, he can say "Well, hey we had no way of knowing he was bent, we had no warning that this was about to happen. It could happen to anybody."

    But let's say you put in your resignation, then backdoored their network on your way out because they didn't cut off your access until two weeks later. This time when the Powers That Be come looking for blood, your boss is SOL: he could try saying "well, we had no idea he was bent..." but the shareholders are just going to respond "He had just turned in his resignation! He was on his way out the door! Why did he still have access?" And your boss becomes the next one on the chopping block, and depending on the nature of the business possibly liable for fines as well.

    So really your boss, and your boss' boss, and probably their boss' boss, all the way up the CoC, are just covering their asses by pulling your access as soon as they get a hint that you're not going to be a career employee.

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    1. Re:Due Diligence by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1

      I agree that this is probably the rationale behind the action. Here's a scarier situation:

      After announcing my resignation at a large credit card processing company, I worked my two weeks, and on my last day found out that my access card expired at Noon that day instead of Midnight. I mentioned to the security guard at the door what had happened, and offered him the name of my manager that he could call up to the front door and validate my identity.

      Instead, he said "oh... ok" and just unlocked the door and let me in!

      He had no idea who I was. At the time, there were roughly 8000 people working in this location, so he didn't recognize me (I'd been there less than six months). Once inside, I was free to roam where I wanted, and could have easily destroyed any data on a number of secure servers.

      I immediately went to my boss, explained to him what happened, and he said "Oh yeah... doesn't surprise me a bit."

      This is the same place that was incredibly anal about changing passwords and monitoring both ingress and egress using your card.

      What this experience taught me was that I had made the right career choice in deciding to leave.

      Tim

    2. Re:Due Diligence by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 1

      Which company was this? So that the rest of us can attempt to avoid/abuse their extremely insecure services from this point on.

    3. Re:Due Diligence by geggo98 · · Score: 1
      But let's say you put in your resignation, then backdoored their network on your way out because they didn't cut off your access until two weeks later. This time when the Powers That Be come looking for blood, your boss is SOL: he could try saying "well, we had no idea he was bent..." but the shareholders are just going to respond "He had just turned in his resignation! He was on his way out the door! Why did he still have access?" And your boss becomes the next one on the chopping block, and depending on the nature of the business possibly liable for fines as well.

      This argument contains an implicit premise. It took me some time to get it: "If you are not fully commited, you are considered an enemy." It looks like most other readers didn't stumle over this premise. I think this attitude must be somehow special for America.

      Geggo

    4. Re:Due Diligence by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1

      It's a card company per se, it's a "processing" company. As such, you don't have any direct control over whether a merchant uses them or not.

      In addition, this was eight years ago, so there's no way for me to know if they have changed security practices or not. They're still in business, so I suppose they must have. This being the case, it wouldn't be fair for me to name names about how poor the practices were, because that may not be the case now.

      Even so, it's scary how bad the conventional security can be, even in a place where the electronic security is extremely high.

      Tim

  99. What could you have done? by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    Other than not taking a job at a paranoid company, probably not much. While this sort of behavior makes sense for someone who was fired, it is idiotic for someone who resigned. Obviously if you'd wanted to be nasty, you could have done it before you gave notice.

    So the short answer is: don't take it personally. The problem is theirs. Take it as a sign that quitting was a good idea and enjoy the extra two weeks off.

    --
    The cake is a pie
  100. Try being a nice guy by photon317 · · Score: 1


    I've never had that problem. Over the past several years I've given anywhere from 2-6 weeks notice at various employers, and my access was never terminated until my final day. I was usually working full days over the final period, helping to take care of all the loose ends (like documenting things that only I knew that probably should have been documented earlier, transitioning projects and tasks to other people, helping interview replacements, etc).

    I can't imagine an employer locking a sysadmin-type out of the company (physically or electronically) immediately on being given notice, unless your past actions gave them a reason to be highly distrustful of you. Even then, simple logic dictates that an admin bent on revenge who wanted to cause damage would plant the seeds before turning in the notice, which makes your CIO's actions irrational either way.

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    11*43+456^2
  101. you should be glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you really a computer professional? Most people I know would rather have their access taken away than be blamed for problems on systems for which they are not responsible. In many situations people I know have *asked* that access be taken away if it is not done as you have described. If you had something "left to do", was it work related? Or are you bothered by the treatment in general? While I do agree that it is poor treatment to treat someone suspiciously because of a *voluntary* resignation, it's really not all that bad. At least you have severed ties cleanly and got paid for your two weeks.

  102. Working through it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't you just log back in using the back door you installed, restore your access, and finish the work you need to do for the next two weeks? After all, it wouldn't be ethical to just take their money for sitting on your hands.
    You did leave a back door, didn't you?

  103. This is expected, take advantage of it by rtphokie · · Score: 1

    I gave 3 weeks notice. They escorted me out of the building within 20 minutes of my handing over a letter of resignation to my supervisor (I was going to a competitor). Yes, I got paid in full for the whole 3 weeks. My only regret was not giving 4 weeks notice.

    HR gave me grief for not giving 2 weeks notice, said I was greedy. I offered to work out those 3 weeks, they showed me the door. Hey, I dont make the rules I just take advantage of them.

  104. 1,2,3 by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    1. Get a job as a sysadmin
    2. Give 4 years warning of your resignation
    3. Profit!

    --
    Don't waste your vote! Vote for whoever you want, unless you live in a swing state it won't matter anyways
  105. Re:Well, you did well, but broke the golden rule.. by LSanchez · · Score: 1

    Is today a slow news day, or are the editors smoking somthing?

  106. Five words of advise by jakertberry · · Score: 1

    Take the money and run :)

  107. Not SOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The time I have had to work after giving in my resignation at my last four jobs was,
    - 3 months (Systems Programmer in the UK)
    - 2 weeks (Tech Lead in Corporate America)
    - 2 weeks (Architect in an US startup)
    - 2 weeks (Consultant for the US branch of an international consulting company)
    Why do I not get shutdown and given a paid vacation?

  108. think of this by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    All they really did was validate you wanting to leave. Giving 2 weeks notice in writing through the proper channels (as you say you did) is enough. If they are not preofessional enough to deal with it; fine. You did nothing wrong.

  109. Corporations as Psychopaths by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    explain to me how he is any more of a liability then before he gave notice.

    that's right... he isnt.

    managers are just jackasses and dont have a grip on reality.

    The reason being that the vast majority of corporations would be classified as criminal psychopaths if they were human beings. There is even a big documentary/movie on this point.

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    1. Re:Corporations as Psychopaths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt The Economist (perhaps the world's best weekly) endorses that position, so please don't imply that they do. Also that Economist article is just an opinionated summary of the movie you mention.

    2. Re:Corporations as Psychopaths by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Actually I think that they would be more correctly characterized as functional sociopaths.

      They are capable of interacting with and benefiting from the society around but are unable to express reciprocal emotional reactions. They are not generally malevolent. That's good thing.

      To me, that is part of the beauty of capitalism. I am not a beautiful snowflake. I am a product. My worth is based on the value that I create.

      So get back to work.

  110. Never done it, but... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

    It doesn't seem like it'd be that hard - hand the boss the letter and tell him/her what the situation is. Make sure that they know that you need access to the computers over the next few weeks if they want you to do your job over that period. On the other hand - What poster 1 said. You got paid for not working. How bad can that be?

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  111. My experience by jipis · · Score: 1

    The first tech company I "left" was a real winner. After two rounds of layoffs (more on that in a second), I received a call at home on the weekend. The first one said, "This is so-and-so from HR at the company. I really need to speak to you as soon as possible. Please call me at home: XXX-XXX-XXXX." The second one said, "This is so-and-so again. I really don't want to do this as a voicemail, but I have no choice. Dug-Its-Own-Grave, Inc. has decided to shift gears and refocus and you aren't part of that new direction. You should receive a sunday delivery from fedex [or whatever] with your severance information. All the information you need is in there. Please don't come in tomorrow." Joke was on them: I wouldn't have been coming in that day anyway since I was out of the country on vacation for the past week and a half and the next week.

    The first round of layoffs at Dug-Its-Own-Grave, Inc. consisted of everyone in the office receiving an email to go to some big office-wide meeting as some conference room too small for the whole company. In actuality, there were 6 or 7 rooms being used. 2 were for people being laid off. The rest were to explain that everyone was to go back to their desks, take their stuff -- probably best to take your company laptops, too -- and leave immediately so that those who were laid off could pack up and be escorted out by the police without being oogled. I had had the combination to the server room there for months because I sysadmined a few project machines. I had to get in that afternoon to do some work -- and couldn't. The code had been changed and IT wouldn't give me the code or let me in. One of the few cases when IT was in on it with HR, I suppose.

    When I resigned from my next position, it was as one of two sysadmins of a company. Out of courtesy to the other guy (who was often in over his head even while I was there), I gave four weeks' notice. I had hoped that during those four weeks, they'd advertise, maybe do some interviews, etc. My co-worker was a really nice guy, and I didn't want my leaving to screw him over completely. They did nothing with those four weeks. My accounts remained active. root wasn't changed. Nothing. In fact, I was still able to ssh into my work accounts for a few months after leaving. (The first time was an accident -- ran the wrong ssh command and got into the work server. After that, I checked once in a while to see if they had finally figured it out. Never bothered checking whether they had changed root. didn't care. The password was always impossible to remember while I was there....

    Bottom line: Some places are paranoid. Others aren't smart enough to be paranoid.

  112. Re:Liability by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, they have insurance liability if they don't lock you out and something bad happens.

    Because someone, somewhere gave notice and then got mad during the last 2 weeks and did something nasty.

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  113. burn it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    burn the place down!

  114. Your mistake by srn_test · · Score: 1

    The big mistake - only giving two weeks notice.

    Always give as much notice as you can; at the worst they'll only pay you for the minimum notice period (which in this country is 4-6 weeks generally), but they may end up paying you for more.

    I always think of this as being one of the perks of being in IT - you get some extra holidays whenever you change jobs.

  115. Reference Question by Paska · · Score: 1

    What about this situation, this has happened to me.

    I resigned from my first 'big' job a few years ago at one of Australia's largest Television stations. I left on bad terms since. I had to give 4 weeks notice, which I did, and after the 4 weeks were up and I was legally unemployeed my former boss tried to legally force me into working Christmas and New Years - I declined and that left a bitter taste in his mouth

    It's now been a few years on, and I state I worked at this place on my resume but give no telephone reference. When I apply for a job, 9 times out of 10 the place that is interested in me will ring up the station and my former boss will give me a bad rap.

    Is there anything I can do about this?

    1. Re:Reference Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Australia, but in America, thats very illegal, and could make you lots of money in a lawsuit. Call and get a recording of your former boss and let your lawyer play it back to him with some threats of a personal lawsuit for libel (or something like that). My guess is he won't do that anymore.

      Might also want to have your lawyer mention that he'll randomly call anonymously for the next several years to make sure he doesn't restart blasting you as well.

    2. Re:Reference Question by Prog_Burner · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Australia, but here in Canada, or it could just be Ontario, an ex employer can't actually say anything bad, the least they can do is just verify that you worked there, of course everyone knows this, so if all they get "He worked here from x to x." It's normally considered a black mark anyway. The only thing you can do is not put that job on your resume, meaning you leave off any information before that as well, because it looks worse to have a blank spot and it's hard to explain, but leaving off employment from a few years ago is considered fine, because according to the experts, a resume shouldn't be more than one page anyway.

  116. You did it. by crmartin · · Score: 1

    Especially if you're a sysadmin, know the root password, etc., when you give your notice they'll often walk you out immediately. You gave them two weeks notice, which is what you are expected to do. If they prefer for you to spend those two weeeks at home, that's their choice.

    (It'd be another story if you'd given two weeks notice and they terminated you immediately without pay. that's actually illegal.)

  117. This may be common but it is foolish. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    What about a transition period? How will his replacement cope by being thrown to the wolves so to speak? A more prudent approach would have been to remove most of his access so that he could still create documentation and send email. It does not sound like this guy was disgruntled. If he had been, the damage would have been done before notice was given. There is no reason for such a harsh reaction. I would have considered it an insult to my honour.

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  118. Professionalism is a two-way street by keyslammer · · Score: 1

    There's not much you can do if your company reacts to your departure as an "act of betrayal". In my experience, fewer companies are behaving this way these days although there are still a few (including a former employer of my own - I recently had a similar experience).

    I really don't understand this, it seems like a very bad business decision to me - ostensibly the reason I was given was fear of sabotage, but it seems to me that if you are intent on sabotage you are much more likely to do it before (or in lieu of) giving notice. It would seem to make much more sense to make use of those two weeks as an orderly transition period.

    I think what it really comes down to is (as an earlier poster suggested) an immature corporate culture. Let's face it: the whole job security myth flies in the face of everything we've seen over the past half century. Any CEO who promises that your job will be safe is either lying outright or deluded. Companies die, they conduct massive layoffs - this is a good thing. It frees up resources to go into more productive channels. You can't expect that your employer will have a job for as long as you want, and it's unreasonable for them to expect you to work for them for as long as they want. To respond in this manner when someone gives notice is just silly - employment is not a marriage, it's a business relationship.

    But the good part is, you basically get two weeks paid vacation...

  119. Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... by pergamon · · Score: 1

    Just stop going.

  120. "Employment At Will" is a legal term by crovira · · Score: 1

    which basically states that they can just call you in the morning and tell you not to bother coming in, ever.

    Likewise, you don't have to bother coming in, just call them and tell them you're history.

    That doesn't engender "warm and fuzzies." That engenders paranioa. On both sides but much more on the employee's side.

    If you're performing an essential function, they could be screwed.

    If you're depending on your paycheck, you could be screwed.

    Since the latter scenario is more likely to be the case, they're more likely to be the screwers and you're more likely to be the screwey. (Since the abolition of slavery, that's the real hold they have over the "working man.")

    If you can afford to pull a "Johnny Paycheck" on your employer, you can be the screwer and they can be the screwey. (Since they'd never pay you well enough for that, it takes an accident and/or some luck to be in that position.)

    "Right to Work" is the legal other term but it's not much better, unless you're a farm owner's kid and need to take some time off to help on the farm.

    Then your employer pretty much has to take you back in some capacity. But you should expect to be paid less if you do come back.

    Sucks don't it?

    Welcome to Capitalism.

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  121. How long were you there? by Narc · · Score: 1

    In the UK, 2 weeks notice is pretty standard as a probationary period. One month is standard for employees who have been there for longer than probation. Add a month for each year service on top of that for a lot of places.

    Therefor, if you were on probation, then 2 weeks notice to someone who they dont know too well isn't worth it to the company making them work it out. Come to think about it, 2 weeks isnt worth making anybody work for notice period when considering potential risks to the company. If you have a 2 week notice period then you're obviously pretty disposable. (Unless you have an asshat boss that hates you and wants you to suffer and makes you work.)

  122. By the way, forget recommendations by MexicanMenace · · Score: 1

    Most large companies only allow an existing employee to confirm that you did work at such and such company and for so long. If you're lucky, they'll also confirm your salary.

    All your close coworkers that know how good you are at problem-solving, how quickly you finished your projects, or how much money you managed to save the company are now bound and gagged by corporate policy.

    You can pretty much leave that "recommendations available upon request" line off your resume.

  123. I don't understand the problem. by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    I worked in a small (~10 programmers). And when things got bad (.com bubble burst) I was one of the ones to get laid off. Since it was a small company and everyone knew me they gave me the option of not staying the 2 weeks notice they gave. But they did hint that they wanted me gone.

    No harm, no foul. I left on good terms and got paid to look for another job for 2 weeks.

    In a larger place that I worked prior (tech support), when someone left b/c of another job at a competitor, they got walked off the floor by security. This pretty much happened as soon as HR was made aware.

    Quite frankly, given the number of crazies out there (not saying you're one), I'm surprised given your access you weren't walked out immediately, never mind let in the next day.

    Sad how it is, it is the way of things now adays. Nobody trusts anyone else anymore.

  124. Say It Like A Man by fupeg · · Score: 1

    I've had the pleasure of telling many bosses that I was leaving. In every case I told them in person, never through a letter. This way I could explain why I was leaving, I could give them a chance to convince to me to stay, and we could discuss what they needed from me during the rest of my time there. I think you should have done the same thing. Submitting a letter to HR is very impersonal. It probably wasn't somebody in HR who made the decision to hire you. They'll have you fill out paperwork anyways, so it's not like you have to worry about them not being in the loop. Nope, the first person you need to talk to is your boss and you really need to talk.

    1. Re:Say It Like A Man by SilverspurG · · Score: 1
      the first person you need to talk to is your boss and you really need to talk.
      What advice would you give when your boss is an intimidating and confrontational person who looks forward to verbal confrontations and argument?

      I don't know about you but I have absolutely no desire to argue uselessly with my manager for 60 minutes. Nothing is going to change and I don't see why I should be subjected to the stress test.
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  125. Same here... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    I stayed several years at each job I've had in IT since graduating with my BSCS degree, and at each one I've resigned from, I worked hard until the very last day. Even two of the jobs, I retained systems access after I was gone and started at my new job, since I always helped train my replacements for the transition, and even did a bit of contract work on the side for the former employers afterwards too. ...but then the kind of IT jobs that the employers are such paranoid idiots, usually clue you in to that fact before you ever go to work for them in the first place in the wording of all their NDAs, non-compete contracts, etc, they try to make you sign before they give you the job. Read carefully all that stuff before you ever take the job with them, and you can usually gauge what kind of an outfit they really are before you ever get into bed with them, by "reading between the lines".

  126. I think they HAVE to pay you the 2 weeks by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    It was my belief that if you offered your two weeks, and are willing and able to work for those two weeks, they are required to either keep you for the two weeks, pay you for the two weeks and ask you to stay home, or fire/lay you off. If they decided not to pay you and send you home, you could file for unemployment. So, they are pretty much required to give you the money.

    Past that, you obviously didn't do anything wrong here, and the same has happened to myself and probably most other IT people. It's quite silly, really. When you're hired, they know nothing about you and yet after only a short few days (usually) they have to give you the proper access to perform your duties. No problem there. Yet after a year or more working with you, if you say you're leaving they immediately don't trust you. It doesn't make sense, but some managers are just stupid like that. Some even feel as though you've betrayed them by advancing your career, or it's a hit to their egos or something.

    Some companies take advantage of the two weeks, some rush you out the door without letting you say goodbye.

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    1. Re:I think they HAVE to pay you the 2 weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK, if you turn in a two-weeks notice and they fire you without a very good reason, you can file suit for wrongful termination - and you will almost certainly win the suit.

      Usual disclaimers apply (IANAL etc).

    2. Re:I think they HAVE to pay you the 2 weeks by windowpain · · Score: 1

      Not in any state in the US, as far as I know, are they required to pay you. Unless there's a union contract, employment contract or some other kind of existing agreement you're an "at will" employee. That means they can fire you at any time, for any legal reason, with or without cause. And if you offer two weeks' notice or two years' notice, they can take you up on it immediately and show you the door.

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    3. Re:I think they HAVE to pay you the 2 weeks by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      it cuts the other way, under At Will they can't badmouth you or try to go after you legally for quitting with zero notice.

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    4. Re:I think they HAVE to pay you the 2 weeks by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. If they tell you to leave the day you give notice and don't pay you for the duration of your remaining time, you will be able to collect unemployment insurance, which no company wants because it will directly affect their unemployment insurance premiums.

      So no, they might not HAVE to do it - they can fire you for giving your notice, and you'll be able to collect unemployment for the next 6 months. Unless of course you've gotten a new job, in which case you can only collect for the two weeks. Either way, they pay for it.

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  127. Doing the right thing.... by ff1324 · · Score: 1

    Make sure all of your TPS reports are in before you leave.

  128. Uhm... Make a backup... by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

    Before handing in your resignation next time...

    Ah well, people learn by falling now and then...

  129. Protection for you by Sanat · · Score: 1

    Disabling your accounts and sending you home is protection for you as well. If something was to happen accidently while you were still there then you would be immediately targeted as the culprit and possibly could be grounds for court action. In this way both you and the company are protected.

    Leaving a technical job is always bitter/sweet. The tough times are reflected upon as being grist for the mill and the fun times being light and merry. Hopefully there was a balance of both while there. Reflect upon it joyously and move on.

    The last company I was with that had a big termination plan had an escort for each technical person straight to the door and on to the parking lot and the escort stayed until the car with the tech departed. Personal things were gathered up and mailed to the departing soul at their home of record.

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  130. more to the story.. by techrunner · · Score: 1

    I thought this was an interesting tidbit from his blog..

    Well. . . I finally did it, I put in my resignation officially with the company I work for yesterday evening. By 10:00 AM today, I am at home, nothing to do except write in my blog. Yup, after giving the customary, and somewhat professional (I honestly don't mind giving 3-4 weeks notice), I had my accounts disabled, and my permissions removed from the system today by the CIO. I understand my position, and I understand that there are possible bad things that I could do to the system, but if I'm courteous enough to give notice that I was resigning, why would you kill my account and permissions, without forewarning? I immediately went and spoke with the HR Personnel person, and I explained her my situation, and she said, well. . . go home, and collect your pay, you will get paid for the next 2 weeks of work that you are missing. I was more than professional with them, and I was proper in giving them notice of my resignation, and how do they pay me back? They immediately take away any and all permissions, and accounts that I may have access to.

    The HR person told me that this was a very unprofessional move on their part (the CIO's part), and that they don't condone that activity, she notified the corporate headquarters, told them the situation, and they agreed with her assessment, send him home, and send off his pay (continue paying me for as long as my notice was). The HR lady said it made them look bad as far as their corporate policy goes. I spoke with the co-worker that was responsible for disabling my account (he also is very close to the CIO) and he didn't see why I was so upset about the situation. I feel as though that is a terribly bad judgement call, and that it lacks a sense of professionalism. Anyways, as of right now, I'm unemployed. . .

  131. It all depends... by Evil+Shabazz · · Score: 1

    Well, as you read the replies, you notice that you have a lot of jaded, insulting pricks responding with things like, "You're an idiot for expecting anything less." And while they're expressing their opinion in a rather sophomoric manner with little more than a 3rd grade mentality.. they're mostly right in the message that it's pretty common to be treated that way. On the other hand, there are still companies out there who treat their employees with respect. The last company I left, I retained my full control and system access right up to my last day of my 2 weeks. I was leaving for another position, as well, and they knew it. Anyway.. I really just wanted to respond and say it's not THAT stupid a question and all these guys gettin' all high and mighty on you are just actin' like children.

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  132. Easy. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    When the guys with guns (US Marshals) and SEC show up to shut you down, just do what they say.

    BTW - Fuck you Van Lewis, III.

  133. You should have given 4 weeks notice :) by youta · · Score: 1

    [eom]

  134. from a security standpoint by Abstract_Me · · Score: 0

    being in the field of information security i would have to say.... what did you expect? if iw as consulting a company that didn't due what yours did it would be an immediate red flag.

    as many others have said.. you got paid, the world moves on.

  135. Opportunity Missed! by rbrander · · Score: 1

    If that's the policy, the Right Move is to give them TWO MONTHS of notice!

  136. *sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, as almost everyone here has said, this tends to happen quite a bit, and not often only because they don't trust you. I work for a large corporation, and more often than not accounts get disabled due to our database systems' merge at midnight. Every night, our active directory server merges with our HR server: if the HR database does not match ours for a given employee, the HR database overwrites ours. So, when you turn in your two week notice, the HR database changes you to terminated (effective X date). While the date is listed, our system just sees terminated, and all access is automatically revoked (as a contractor, it happens to me every six months automatically). Unfortunately, its not an easy problem for us to fix, mostly because, even once we have you unrevoked (after a manager AND hr verifies you still work there), you get revoked again at midnight due to the nightly merge. Typically, when we get a call from someone about this, we get it from the person 10 times over their two week resignation period.

    Of course, I would understand completely why a high-level IT employee would have all access revoked the moment he or she quits. I'm a low level employee in the IT department, and have access to change every single user's windows password (meaning I can pretend to be them), not to mention access to their security questions, SSNs, and the list goes on. And I only have access to a tenth of what my superiors next to me have. If they know I'm leaving in two weeks, and God only knows what havoc I could cause before I'm gone, I would completely understand having my access revoked.

    I'm with everyone else. Enjoy your two weeks off, and don't take this personally. Sometimes, its just a side-effect of working in a computer-operated world.

  137. All Pro by burrows · · Score: 1

    You actually did do the professional thing (it seems). Your employer also did the right thing (it seems). Giving two weeks notice is the way to go, and if you expressed yourself politely, and gave a well-reasoned explanation for your departure, then everything here is as it ultimately should be. Your employer has an obligation to their other employees, as well as to the company. They must take the actions that are appropriate to protect these interests, and sadly, nowadays, that means immediately terminating your access. There are exceptions, but given the threat environment, coupled with the increasing regulatory demands placed on all businesses, sometimes giving you two weeks of paid vacation is the best that a company can do. Your best approach at this point is to try to understand their situation, and thank them for the opportunities they have presented you (even if they haven't helped your career at all). Cheers, mate, and good luck with your next endeavours.

  138. Much more than a notice by morcego · · Score: 1

    I'm speaking here as both a business owner and a former IT employee.

    If you go the burocratic path, expect to be treated by burocratic procedures. In the "right and wrong" what you did was right, and so was what the company did.

    Thinking outside the burocratic box, tho, there are some important things that can be done, if possible, to make your departure more friendly, and issue that you leave an open door behind you:

    1) Try never to leave a project in the middle of it

    2) Always talk to your boss. Explain while you are leaving, and ask what would be the best time for you to leave. If possible, try to acomodate that.

    3) Always make sure you boss is the first to hear about it. Learning about it through an HR communication will make him feel cheated.

    4) Asking your boss if he wants you to do anything to make the transition easier

    These ideas will help you to keep the door open, if you ever want to get back to work at the same company, if other companies decide to phone your former boss to ask for references, or even if you start a company and decide to provide services to your former employer.

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  139. Backdoors Squirrelled Away Devices and more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And, if they treat us like criminals, why not act like them and then resign gracefully? If they think they got the jump on you... why couldn't you have already planted something?
     
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  140. I would agree... by jd · · Score: 2
    ...both sides did the right thing. For a traditional IT infrastructure, with root accounts, etc. This is one reason I don't like traditional IT infrastructures - root accounts can be abused by admins (as well as system crackers, viruses, etc) and are simply too damn vulnerable and too damn powerful.


    Part of the problem with the popular alternative (role-based computing, where a designated operation is associated with one or more designated roles, and - ideally - no superuser exists at all) is that nobody has figured out a way to do this efficiently. There tend to be very few IT staff, relative to the number of roles, so role-based computing tends to involve a lot of account switching.


    In the end, though, you really don't want system administrators mucking about with content, or content administrators changing the system. If you could just guarantee that, then the threat of a rogue system admin is greatly lessened. Not eliminated, sure, but definitely reduced.


    Of course, this begs three important questions. First, what company is so oblivious to the mental welfare of their employees that they could not distinguish a responsible employee from a potential psychopath? (Other than all of them, that is.)


    Secondly, what company is so degenerate as to turn someone they've obviously trusted for some considerable time - and therefore know pretty well - into a madman with a vendetta? Sure, some people are evil, some are malicious, and others are ill, but all of those fall into question one for any meaningful timeframe. It seems reasonable to assume that those who are left have been subject to some level of degradation for retaliation on the way out to be plausible. In which case, fixing abuse in the workplace would seem to be a superior solution.


    The third question is why are mission-critical systems being left to a single individual? Even outside of hostility, accidents happen and mistakes occur. If a system is so damn mission-critical that any level of threat - however remote the possibility - is unacceptable, then you should be making it dual-key. Then, if a single admin goes nuts, it doesn't make any difference. The other admin doesn't confirm the operation, so nothing happens.


    So, yeah, with all the existing systems out there and traditional IT departments with their dodgy office politics, when a person resigns, it is certainly proper and correct to place them on leave with pay. Where companies have high turnover, it is also the proper and correct way to go bankrupt - you're doing less and spending more.


    A better design of environment (from the computer OS to the politics of the workplace) should all but eliminate the need of such mechanisms, but since these do not exist in most places, that option does not exist either.

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  141. Make your letter of resignation short by kiwicmc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One guy I worked with wrote a three page letter detailing the company and all senior management's flaws. Depending on how big the pond you live in is, this is not a good idea ...

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    1. Re:Make your letter of resignation short by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      One guy I worked with wrote a three page letter detailing the company and all senior management's flaws. Depending on how big the pond you live in is, this is not a good idea ...

      I dunno... I just resigned my job last Thursday; gave them 2 weeks notice, verbally, no letter at all. But they proceeded to ask me a lot of questions about why I was leaving and what things I'd do different in terms of retention (they've had some turnover problems lately, I make the 3rd person to leave in the span of about 2 months). So I told them as much stuff as I could (in truth there wasn't a lot to say, because my reason for leaving basically boils down to a great opportunity at a great company, making a lot more money).

      Anyway, later that day my manager came up and asked me to write up all the stuff we talked about, as an actual "resignation letter." They want it, I think, as something to show executive management to justify some of the changes that they know they need to make (paying more, for example) in order to retain people.

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  142. Two words by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 1

    "Logic bomb."

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  143. Somewhat Unusual by Javagator · · Score: 1

    I can understand a company doing this (sort of), but I have never seen it. And I have worked at places that process some very sensitive information. Usually you spend your last two weeks finishing up as much as you can and making sure someone else understands what you are working on. If you really wanted to steal something, you could do it before you give your notice.

    I did have one disturbing thing happen once. I came into the office on my last day at work and my workstation would not boot. I was afraid people would think that I had trashed it out of spite. It turns out that the Sys Admin had backed it up and wiped it. He was preparing it to send over to another department. So I was off the hook.

  144. I Left Last Week by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting question, since I just changed jobs, having left a position as a Custom Software Development Project Manager for a Fortune 100 company. I sent the notice to my current manager and previous manager via e-mail on a Friday night (sent it encrypted with receipt notification). I alerted them to my decision, ensured them that the reason for my leaving was about a new opportunity (and not because I thought somebody was a PHB/Dolt/Bozo/Insert-insult-here).

    The following Monday morning, I sat down with both of them and went through it all verbally. I gave them two weeks notice in my e-mail, which would have made my last day the Friday after Thanksgiving. Per company policy, I had to work the next Monday to get paid for those days, so I agreed to this (after checking with the new place), and then got back to work.

    I will point out that I know this is an unusual situation, particularly at a company of this size. In my case, there was a significant level of trust that went up several levels above me, prompting one of the people up the chain to send me a very personal and heartfelt message of thanks for my years of service. For the next two weeks, I was working an average of 10 hours/day, including a few hours on the day after Thanksgiving.

    How did I get this kind of treatment, along with an invitation to return if my new adventure didn't pan out? I established a long history of trustworthy behavior. In addition to this, the project that I was working on had extremely high priority, and we didn't have anyone else who had the same combination of knowledge and skills that I did for that particular project (a combination of reverse-engineering and product familiarity).

    Now, to be fair, it would not have surprised me if they had said "sorry, you're gone" on that Monday morning, and sent me packing. In many ways, it would have made my life easier. On the other hand I would have missed out on the "Top 10 List" read aloud during my farewell lunch, where we all got several good laughs at my expense.

    Even more important, I would have missed the pleasure of working even more closely with some of my best friends, on a highly-valuable project, utilizing the limit of my abilities.

    Now, on to the future...

    Tim

  145. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  146. How I do it. by doug · · Score: 1

    I've never been locked out from my accounts. In fact, management usually want me to work like a madman to tie up the loose ends, and to transition as much to someone else. I've heard of it in the banking sector, and other places where paranoia is normal. I think a lot of it is "control freak" thinking: they no longer have the leverage of being able to fire you, so how can they not be sure that you won't become a loose canon? It has always seemed pretty stupid to me.

    As for the more general question of how to resign, I have had more experience with that than I care to think about. I've never been a true contractor, although I have worked full time for meat shop companies that have placed me with larger companies

    I simply write a letter saying that I'm leaving. I typically address it to my direct manager, except at one company where the CEO made a smartass comment about "if you don't want to work these hours, give your resignation to BJ" where BJ was HR. So when I left, I addressed it to her. But in all cases, I try to speak with my manager, his boss, and so on. There is no reason to beat around the bush, and mostly they like the "personal touch". Remember, you may need these folks for references later. And this is also a good point to mention that if they get in a crunch in the near future, you can come back on evenings/weekends and lend a hand at a very lucrative rate. If they're stuck a month after you leave, they might make it worth your while to come in for a few hours on a saturday and fight whatever fire is happening. Although it has never happened to me, I have heard about it.

    As much as possible, I try to pick a calm period to leave. I don't do this for my management's sake, but for the co-workers who will have to pick up the extra workload. I usually get along well with my co-workers, so I have no desire to stick it to them. But if push comes to shove, leave when is best for your. Being nice is fine, but don't get carried away.

    One thing I learned to do is to specify my last date, so there is no question about that. I know of one guy who turned in his resignation without a date, and since he was pretty crappy, management decided that it was effective immedietely and showed him the door. I guess that he could have fought, saying he meant in 2 weeks, but didn't. I don't leave that open for interpreation.

    One thing I don't do is cut back my hours too much. I once worked with someone who gave his notice, and then he showed up at 10am, took a 2 hour lunch and was gone at 4pm. While there was some "pay back" for all the shit he had done and not gotten anything for, that seemed mighty unprofessional to me.

    Good luck with your next resignation.

    - doug

  147. Forget about it by edbarbar · · Score: 1

    You were the subject to a problem that confronts all of us in the United States. The way it works is the least common denominator is found, rules constructed, and those rules apply uniformly to all.

    Little old ladies are asked to remove their shoes at the airports because they might be hiding bombs there.

    A pile of sand has to be labeled as a hazardous material, including its melting point, etc, because silica particles have been shown to cause cancer, and so it is treated just like any other toxic material.

    Try building a house some time, and find out all the strange little arbitrary rules in place that have the effect of drastically increasing the cost of the house.

    Anyway, don't take it personally. Use the time for some personal development, or just to have some fun.

    --
    Ed Barbar, President and General Manager, Furnit USA
  148. 2 tips: backup + behaviour by otisg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1) Before resigning, no matter how professionally, ensure you have all your data with you. No, not their data, just yours, if you used their resources for your own stuff. Then, regardless of how they react, you will have nothing to worry about.

    2) Choose your employer wisely. If you see any signs of them acting inhumane with other employees, leave, and do it as described under 1).

    --
    Simpy
    1. Re:2 tips: backup + behaviour by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      No, not their data, just yours, if you used their resources for your own stuff.

      YMMV, but every work agreement I've ever signed has stipulated that if I used company resources for something, it belonged to the company.

  149. Don't feel bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't feel bad unless they have security come up and escort you to the door. Two weeks notice is given to allow your employer time to find a replacement. If they don't need you to stay around, then they will frequently simply let you stop working right away. It really doesn't hurt anything and I view it more as a courtesy from the employer rather than a penalty, since really it hurts them a lot more than it hurts you. When they escort you to the door though, that is a bit insulting when you were leaving on good terms.

  150. This sounds fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What I want to know is, how do you computer and IT professionals out there put in your notice of resignation...and not get immediately shutdown, and shunned away from the computers?"

    You quit, yet want to insist on still working? Make up your mind. This kind of behaviour will make people even more suspicious about your motives and potential hidden agendas.

    This is not and unusual or even an interesting perspective to the common scenario. The professional thing to do is realize how replacable and expendible you are. Think about it, if they truly couldn't have done without you or a replacement were prohibitively expensive they would have kept you around as long as they could.

    Be more aware of the common practices of your employeer and the industry you work in.

    Why did you take this so personally? Are you offended that the company decided to assert their control over the situation and have the last word? Deep down, are you a control freak?

  151. The professional thing? by acherrington · · Score: 1

    The professional thing would be for CIO to not be smoking dope and getting all paranoid.

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    Victory is gained, not in knowing your opponents next move, but in preempting them.
  152. Always look to the future by Mycroft999 · · Score: 1

    Always pay attention to how people leaving your organization are treated. Most places I've worked, IT and otherwise, did the same thing. You at least got paid for the period of your notice, most places I've worked would not do this. If your place of employment plays games like this, then make sure to reciprocate. Don't give two weeks notice and throw the facts back in their face if HR complains when you give them all of five minutes notice.

    The only reason to give two weeks notice to an employer who has a history of abusing that notice, is if you gain some benefit by doing so such as unused vacation time or your new employer requires it. And you must always be ready to dig in your heels in face of stupidity. If they want to let you go immediately, but don't offer to pay you for the next two weeks then refuse to go.

    Anyone can be prosecuted for sabotage performed against an employer. This works the same way for computers as it does for construction equipment, factory machines, etc. Most places are afraid of short timers doing them wrong because in the company's mind, you have a reason to be disgruntled. This all goes back to how they treat their employees.

    When I was laid off from my last IT job the managers were all walking on eggshells when they talked to me. They were obviously afraid I might go postal. Perhaps my supervisor should have thought of the possible consequences before I was subjected to months of stress and frustration from her insane decisions..."We'll hardcode all the dropdown lists on the forms instead of using data tables to store them in Oracle. That will make maintenance easier!" No wonder the three year project never saw the light of day. Stupid Bitch.

  153. I'm surprised that you're surprised by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 1

    This is process is typical. You resigned, you got two weeks extra vacation. No muss, no fuss.

  154. Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In soviet russia company resigns you!

  155. The obvious lesson is.... by whatthef*ck · · Score: 1

    Actually there are two lessons here:

    1. You have no control over how your employer will react to your giving notice. That will depend on a lot of factors, but probably not on the manner in which you give notice. (Unless you're a real dick about it, which will increase the odds of getting your access cut off.)
    2. Always assume that your access will be cut off immediately, and prepare acccordingly, e.g. get all of the personal data off of your PC that you want to take with you or don't want left behind for the perusal of your soon-to-be former coworkers.
  156. You can do no better than this: by neo · · Score: 1

    The Proper Termination

    On company letterhead, briefly explain your intention to leave your position in two weeks time. Submit this to your boss with a hearty handshake and express your gratitude for the opportunity to make a difference doing whatever it was you did. If you're lucky you'll be immediately asked to gather your things and shown the door by two large men wearing blue shirts and baseball caps with matching security patches. Don't worry, they aren't cops. If you're unlucky you'll have to leave without your things and they will be shipped to you in a box a week later. This is currently the proper way people leave their employers. Sad really. It could be worse... they could make you work those last two weeks.

    You can find other ways to quit your job at:

    http://www.quityourjobday.com/

  157. I would have done the same thing by Dilber · · Score: 1

    I manage a group of system administrators for a large bank. I would have done the same thing. Once people give notice, they are shown the door. Of course, they are paid for the two weeks. This is pretty normal in today's world.

  158. normal corporate response blah blah blah by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

    Many others have noted that this is a pretty standard policy in many companies, I've certainly encountered it more than once.

    One amusing note at my current gig is that there is one guy who has had his account (and email and access etc) cut off four seperate times when other people have left. Security kept shutting off his user id instead of the people who were actually leaving.

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    blog

  159. The best way to quit IMO: by neo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reverse Firing

    In the corporate world you often get reviewed for your performance. The meetings are uncomfortable affairs where your manager goes down a checklist of things that 'could use improvement'. On Quit Your Job Day, you'll be calling a review meeting of your own. Create a list of things the company needs improvement in. Watch your manager squirm as you point out bad health benefits, impenetrable paperwork, inhuman working environments and other OSHA related problems. At the end of your review look your manager straight in the eye and ask 'What would you do if you were me?', pause and then announce 'I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.'

    More ways to quit at:
    http://www.quityourjobday.com/

    1. Re:The best way to quit IMO: by Agelmar · · Score: 1

      Funny or not, the parent post is one of the worst suggestions I've ever heard. The fact is that we do live in a small world, and it's not as if you simply disappear after quitting. I've always left on a positive note, and I would never consider anything else, regardless of what I may have thought of my employer. You never know if your last day is really your last day ever, or just the last day for a while. I have gone back to an old job before (thankfully with a much better salary the second time around), and if I had done what the parent post suggests, that would definitely not be possible.

      Don't ever burn your bridges. Your past boss may be your future boss - you never know. And if your job gets outsourced to India, and you're looking for a position to fall back to... well, good luck if you follow the parent post's suggestion.

    2. Re:The best way to quit IMO: by HermDog · · Score: 2, Funny
      I had that meeting myself, but I just used my inside voice. It sort of branched off during the one-on-one meeting when I was informed that I wasn't on the bad list, but I wasn't on the good list, either. Using my inside voice, I had my own meeting in which I discovered that
      • I only had two lists, and
      • they weren't on the good one
      My new job is on my good list.
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      JADBP
    3. Re:The best way to quit IMO: by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      More ways to quit at: http://www.quityourjobday.com/
      I did a "lunch escape" once. It was a very gratifying week-end anticipating the angry pose of my boss firing me on the next monday morning. So gratifying that on monday morning, I went to "work" along with my former boss (who took his two week vacation the moment he resigned a month earlier) who waited in his car downstairs while I was fired so precipitedly that the accountant had me fill my own termination papers (for unemployment insurance)!!!

      However, our 3 hour lunch-hour did not have the same enjoymentness as before, because we did not go back to work afterwards...

      (It was a pretty crappy company. We were 2 in the only profitable department supporting the other 14 employees of the whole company, and one of the bosses (the tech boss) would not expand our department because he was too paranoïd and did not understand the programming language we had to work with. So we eventually got fed up and decided to go away).

    4. Re:The best way to quit IMO: by neo · · Score: 1

      Don't ever burn your bridges.

      I say burn all your bridges. I say never look back. If you're leaving a job it's for a good reason and you should be sure to do something that will keep you from ever making that same mistake again.

      If your past boss is your future boss, you've done something wrong!

  160. And there we go... by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

    Another victory for the brainwashing PR departments all over the nation. You have just used the words "Let go" instead of "Fired" in a relaxed, non-formal setting. Depressing.

    1. Re:And there we go... by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      There are a number of reasons to terminate an employement agreement with an employee. I use the term "let go" to cover all of them. Firing is only one of them, which I use to indicate where an employee has been terminated for reasons related to their own behaviour.

      --
      "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
    2. Re:And there we go... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I don't know how old you are, so perhaps you don't have any work experience.

      However, anyone who has been around the block understands the dramatic difference between "fired" and "let go / RIF'd". When you are fired, it means you did something wrong or failed to meet demands required of your position and they don't want you there anymore. When you are let go or RIF'd, it means that they needed to reduce the number of positions. Why is there a difference? Because in one, you are fucked. In the other situation, you can still file for unemployment and get severance pay and benefits.

  161. Depends on the person by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    I honestly feel it depends on the person. Where I work, we've lost people and had them terminated immidiately. Others gave their notice and worked the last two weeks, if you want to call it that.

      I was going to take a contractual job, for "a big place", but decided against it. They like me where I am, and pretty much talked me into staying.

      When the author said he's compensated in pay for the next two weeks, was it from this employer? If so, what's the problem? You quit, they let you go then and there, were fast and efficient about removing your access, and you got sent home with pay. I found it humorous when the author said "I can't do my job..." well that's because you just quit it!

    --
    FLR
  162. Opposite experience by Belseth · · Score: 1

    I quit Disney years ago and had the opposite thing happen. They were firing a lot of people around the time and everyone that got fired or layed off were escorted to their work area to collect their things then walked out by a guard. I quit for personal reasons. I finished out my last week with no problems, collected my things and left. In my case they apparently felt I wanted to leave so there wouldn't be any reprisals where as the people fired might steal or damage company property to get revenge for the sudden dismissal. Pretty normal for a corporation but it was just interesting that some one that quit was treated so differently. I've had the same experience as the poster with other companies though. Once you've quit most don't want you around and will insist you leave that day.

  163. Rework that resume by teslatug · · Score: 1

    Seriously, "Lectured local computer user groups about Linux"? Is a LUG session really worth putting on your resume?

  164. That is the way the industry works by Slurms · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is, how do you computer and IT professionals out there put in your notice of resignation ... and not get immediately shutdown, and shunned away from the computers?

    I think you got off easy, you get a 2 week paid vacation before you start your new job. (you do have the new job already, right?)

    I am the only person I saw at most of the places I have worked who stayed for those last 2 weeks. I think I did that by having a personal relationship with my manager and the owners of the company or at least my manager's boss (if he had one that wasn't the owner). I don't mean playing golf on Wednesday mornings, I mean just being civil and not afraid of talking about work or what ever.

    Most places I have worked, when IT staff put in their 2 weeks notice (the tradition used to be your notice matched your pay period, I assume it is the same today) most of the time they were nearly immediately escorted to the door. Usually they were smart enough to have collected their personal belongings the night before.

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  165. hey man, this sh*t happens by bobcave · · Score: 1

    For every guy like you who wants to be honorable, give their 2 weeks, and then be allowed to work as a professional (with their respective privileges) during those 2 weeks - there are N other guys who would abuse that position. Young punks who give their notice and then start fscking with things, or setting up timebombs ('at' jobs to delete stuff) etc. The sad part is, your employer has to assume that you are one of the N and not the 1. One person who fscks them costs way more in damages than the trust/feel-good factor buys them that they get from trusting the good guy. i got laid off a couple years ago. the SOP was that your boss laid you off, then you were told to go to a conference room to call the HR person to get the details of your package. while you were in the conf. rm calling, they are disabling access to your local machine in your cube/office. oh well. You live and learn. It'd be nicer if we all lived in a more civilized age ( and carried light sabres).

    --
    There is no such thing as 'chocohol' or 'workahol'.
  166. What Not To Do by Wellerite · · Score: 1

    In order to give you an idea of how to resign professionally, here is a resignation letter you probably shouldn't use:

    Going to Guatemala
  167. It's not that unusual by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    I've always done what you did. I've had employers ask me to stay and help train
    a replacement, I've had some politely tell me it was ok to leave immediately,
    and some escort me out of the building. I wouldn't take it personally. They
    don't have any assurance you won't damage the company so they're being safe.
    There are a lot of lawyers out there ;)

    --
    -- Programming with boost is like building a house with lego. It's a cool but I wouldn't want to live in it
  168. were you prepared? by George41 · · Score: 1

    You did the right thing. Some companies will trust you and some will not. I still have an account at one company I left 2 years ago. It's all above board and no one has a problem with it. Another company I worked for that laid me off let me keep my accounts for a week to finish up business. Some companies will shut you down right away. Those that do are confirming that you did he right thing my leaving. If they don't trust you it probably means they can't be trusted. But I have also never taken chances. I always take home any papers or files that I think are mine before I give notice. I don't take chances with my own stuff. Everyone has personal files even if they don't admit it openly. You don't want to lose them. At the same time I will not take home things that belong to the company. I take seriously my employement contracts.

  169. Grand Stand! The Professional Way! by layer3switch · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Good]-----
    You are fed up. You want to resign. You write a resignation letter and give your boss 2 weeks notice.

    Next morning, you found out, all of your access to system is provoked. Your security card to the front door doesn't even work anymore. Security guard watches you with the corner of his eyes constantly. You sweat. You walk over to HR and ask. HR honored your 2 weeks notice 2 weeks early. Now you go home and get paid for 2 weeks vacation.

    [Worse]-----
    You are fed up. You want to resign. You write a resignation letter and give your boss a finger.

    Next morning, you find out, all of your access to system is provoked. Your security card signals the alarm. Security Guard draws pepper spray. You panic. You scream and run away like a little girl. You are home and waiting for UI to come.

    [Worst]-----
    You are fed up. You want to resign. You write a resignation letter and mail it to your boss's house via USPS with 35 cents stamp.

    Next morning, nothing is changed. You walk into your boss's office, demand higher salary and a chance to sleep with his wife. Your boss is not happy. Matter of fact, he is fuming. You smile and say;

    "You Biatch~! You just been PUNK'D! I QUIT!" You laugh sarcastically and walk away from your (ex)boss.

    Now you are home without UI. You submit question on Slashdot.

    Grand Stand! The Professional Way!

    --
    "Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
  170. Silly Stuffed-Shirt Companies by Postmaster+General · · Score: 1

    I would be willing to bet that smaller "family" type companies, on average, would have a much more relaxed procedure in place for IT workers who resign. Location of the office/company within the country would probably be a factor as well. (i.e.: Companies based in smaller towns, vs. ones based in LA, Las Vegas, Boston, etc.)

    One example is the company where I work. Although it is part of a huge corporation, the local offices where I live (which is a smaller town, incidentally) have a smaller, family-type atmosphere. "Corporate" allows the local HR people and department managers to ultimately decide if they should stop someone from doing work immediately after handing in their resignation, or if they can stay on for the remainder.

    To my knowledge, they have chosen not to kick anyone out the door on the day that their resignation is received. There's at least two people in the past year, of whom I know, that have handed in their resignations at least one month in advance, and were allowed to stay on for that entire time. It not only helped to facilitate the transition of their responsibilities to those that remained, it also did not contribute to the Rumor Mill like it would have if suddenly the entire office realizes that *poof*, you're gone, when they get an email that says "Joe Blo no longer works at The Company". (Those emails cause nothing but headaches for everyone. People start to spread rumors about what Joe could've possibly done ... "I heard they found 20GB of porn on their PC!" ...)

    Maybe it has something to do with the how the letter is written too, or something else like "This is how XYZ Company does it, and they're HUGE! We should do it like that too!" Considering how many stupid resons I've seen that companies have for doing what they do internally, it could be anything I suppose.

    I bet you probably should've bought the HR Manager a few drinks at that last office party, or stopped in and chatted with your Boss from time to time. Let them get to know you a little better as a person. It's harder for them to do "bad" things to you, if they think of you as a nice person, instead of just another carbon-copy employee.

  171. I don't think what they did is a big deal but... by localman · · Score: 1

    They must think you're stupid if you wait until after you announce your resignation to start messing with the system. If the idea is that you're going to do something maliciously, it's already too late.

    That said, consider it a good thing: anything that goes wrong now can't possibly be your fault. It's safer for you and them.

    Cheers.

  172. Do it right next time by blinq · · Score: 1

    It's a lesson learned the hard way. Give four weeks of notice! Geez man, you forfeited two weeks of pay.

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    ~Chris
  173. The professional thing to do ... by cyman777 · · Score: 1

    ... would be to destroy all accounts first and then give notice ;-)

    Seriously: Believe that this happens everywhere. The time an employee leaves is the most vulnerable in terms of security. Most data gets stolen then. That said, it is obviously naive to believe that the employee did not have a chance to steal data on the day before he resigned.

    So, what do you have to sell? ;-)

  174. a lot of surprising responses here by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda shocked to see as many "oh my god, how terrible," and "The same thing happened to me, the bastards" as I am.

    Here's the deal: the purpose of delivering two week's notice to an employer is to let them know that you intend to leave. It is a courtesy to allow them to prepare for your immanent departure.

    If their preparation involves disabling your access and asking you to leave the premises, that's their prerogative. Unless they actively need you there, why would they continue to employ someone who has no intention of being there another two weeks?

    I'm not saying that the company is without responsibility where their employees are concerned: if you were being laid off or fired, I would hope you'd get two week's notice (although I know this is often not the case). But under no circumstances should you feel bad about moving to another job before then, if you can find one.

  175. Milk it by l00k · · Score: 1

    So if this is standard practise, then why not give 4 weeks notice next time and get paid for 4 weeks without working? It seems to me the only reason they paid out 2 weeks was because that was the period of notice that was given. Heck, why not try 6 weeks notice?

  176. my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My "newly"-pension-free-soon-to-be-sold-company does this all the time. When you put your two weeks in, you get escorted out the door. So if you really wanted your files, you should have backed them up early. It's BAU.

  177. welll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they did is a kindness. They have given you 2 weeks to find a new job or relax before your new job or whatever.

      They did exactl;y as they should it has nothing to do with you and your now free and clear to enjoy your life. Enjoy!

  178. Professional thing to do by raider_red · · Score: 1

    In this case, the professional thing to do is wish them a good day, and then take the money and run.

    You met your obligations for professional courtesy by offering two weeks notice. This is not a requirement, you can quit with no notice if you wish. (You shouldn't, but you can.) They've met their obligation by offering to pay you for those two weeks.

    Enjoy your vacation, and good luck at the new job.

    --
    It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
  179. As it was done in "Half Baked" by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    F'k you... F'k you... F'k you... You're cool... F'k You... I'm out.

    --
    "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
  180. Re: Harold Pinter tangent by BarfTheMog · · Score: 1

    Though i'd agree with pinter's bandwagon comments on the US and Iraq, he's an overly-published, overly-winded, nobel-winning leftist fool. He's like a British Noam Chomsky -- he sounds great to start with, but after a while is like hearing a left wing version of Michael Savage babbling on about all of the right-wing, capitalist conspiracies conspiring to enslave us all and oppress those poor, innocent socialist/communists of the world.

  181. Australia isn't First World? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Australia isn't First World? Would that make it 2nd World? Standard of living and complexity of government seems to be on par with most "1st World countries"... There's even a pretty significant cultural impact that Australia has on the World, and Australian products are consumed all over. I wonder what an example of a Second World Country would be. New Zealand, maybe? Argentina? Greece?

    1. Re:Australia isn't First World? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1st world, 3rd world countries, are terminology left over from the cold war. 1st world is the US, Western Europe, and their allies. 2nd world was the Soviets and her allies. 3rd world was everyone else, who generally were too undeveloped and/or remote to play a part in the Cold War. If you are looking for examples of 2nd world countries, the best ones left would be places like Cuba and North Korea.

    2. Re:Australia isn't First World? by frikazoyd · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that "First world" encompassed all of those countries that supported democracy during the Cold War, and that "Second world" encompassed all of the pro-communist countries. "Third world" just meant everyone else. Australia, by these terms, would then be a "First world" country.

    3. Re:Australia isn't First World? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

      Australia isn't First World?

      He said South Australia. It's different down there, and a little scary. They've named their cricket team after a spider and make beer out of sewage. Their main football team wears the German flag for a jumper, and the state capital was designed by an obsessive-compulsive.

      They do brew one some of the best mass-production beers in the country (Coopers), but if you're ever invited to a keg party in a small SA town, run like hell.

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    4. Re:Australia isn't First World? by Yrrebnarg · · Score: 1

      I'm trying not to be too pedantic, but First World actually refers to the US and its allies, while the Second World is the USSR and its allies. The Third World nations are those that neither gobbled up, so now it's really a meaningless term that nobody really understands...except that Australia is First World.

    5. Re:Australia isn't First World? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      democracy != capitalism

    6. Re:Australia isn't First World? by BurnFEST · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points so I could mod this funny.

      South Australians Represent!

    7. Re:Australia isn't First World? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shhh, I'm angling for "Informative".

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    8. Re:Australia isn't First World? by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      1st world - developed multi-party democracies
      2nd world - communist bloc
      3rd world - underdeveloped former colonies

      I had heard the remainder being listed as 4th world in the original schema but I can't find anything on that.

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    9. Re:Australia isn't First World? by rhesuspieces00 · · Score: 1

      Ha! Thats the funnier comment.

    10. Re:Australia isn't First World? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I understand it, that is an outdated definition. I think this is obvious, considering the fact that the Soviet Union hasn't existed for 15 years. Plenty of the Soviet countries are third world by today's definition (not industrialized), but the fact that they were controlled by moscow 25 years ago does not automatically mean they can't become first world someday.

    11. Re:Australia isn't First World? by martinX · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, Coopers Pale Ale. Just Lion Nathan keep their damn mitts off the company.

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    12. Re:Australia isn't First World? by bakes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot to mention that South Australia has one of the highest numbers in the world of serial killers per capita. I never really understood why that was so until I read your post.

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    13. Re:Australia isn't First World? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where would that put the US?
      former colony? yes
      underdeveloped? perhaps no (with the exception of some politicians' mental faculties)
      multi-party? no (one party with two factions) unless you mean college parties
      democracy? not really

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    14. Re:Australia isn't First World? by Antarius · · Score: 1

      Thank you! Someone got the joke!

      (Of course, it would have helped if I had thrown in an emoticon or two, I guess.)


      As to Coopers; I definitely agree. It's good to have something with Hops (besides those damned 'roos!) instead of that chemical shite. I still can't believe that my In-laws (from Arizona & Nevada) think that people over here drink Fosters!


      BTW, I regularly do some work at a pub in a nearby town that expanded to include the old bank - so I could invite you to a 'Keg Party' in a genuine bank vault if you like...

      No; it's much further north-west than Snowtown... But feel free to bring your Concession Card and your Tax-File-Number if you like; I could use the extra cash.

  182. Why would you want to stay? by imagerodeo · · Score: 1

    Flip it around: why would you want to stay? I've been on both sides of this many times, and the best way to quit is to offer 2 weeks our of professional courtesy, and hope they kick you out right away and pay you. It is *zero* fun hanging around after you've told everybody you're leaving -- it's like putting a "lame duck" sticker on your back.

    When I'm hiring I often tell new hires to give their current employers "up to 2 weeks" - which provides the courtesy, but gives the employer a way to make it shorter. I'm happy to have that new employee *now* and the former employer is typically also happy to make a quick transition - that is, after they get over the fact that the decision is final.

  183. Smile and leave, or.... by jdehnert · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The best way to deal with this is calmly and professionally. If they want you out right now just say thanks and go.

    If they expect you to remain for those last 2 weeks with no access to the systems, break out a pad and pen and start writing down all of the things you know you have access too, and work with your co-workers to ensure you no longer have access to anything.

    On top of that, spend some time to pass along info on those systems you are the only one that knows anything about.

    Beyond that it's not bad to sit around and make it known your available to answer questions before your time is up.

    Face it, the more professional you are, the better your former employer and co workers will feel about you later. That never hurts when looking for references.

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    1. Re:Smile and leave, or.... by puppetman · · Score: 1


      What confuses me is that you know you are going to leave for more than two weeks - you think about it, decide you want to leave, start the job hunt, go to interviews, and eventually find something that you think you'll like better. Then you give your two weeks notice.

      You've probably spent at least two weeks (and maybe two months) prior to that preparing to leave. Are the employers worried about what you did during that job-search? Probably not. So why would they be concerned about what you'll do for the remaining two weeks.

      Sounds kind of silly. We had an employee leave recently, and we changed the root passwords on the servers. She probably knew she was going to quit for a month prior. She was no risk during that month, and she was no risk once she verbalized the decision she'd made weeks previously.

  184. How old are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the first time you've ever resigned from a job? Of course you take care of all your files and other business before you tender your resignation. It's just common sense. It never ceases to amaze me how techies are bewildered by the most fundamental aspects of adult life. You tell your company you're leaving. They might want you to stick around. They might not. "Two weeks notice" means that they'll give you two weeks pay. It doesn't mean they definitely are going to keep you around for two weeks.

  185. I've never encountered this "SOP" before by msobkow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the original poster did the right thing by giving notice.

    Personally I've never had my system access shut off because I gave notice, but I did have it shut off before I was told I was laid off (many years ago.) However, as I've worked in a number of verticals I know there are a few that disable access to live systems, but let developers keep working during their notice period.

    With live/production data, there are often regulations that would prohibit allowing a sysadmin to continue accessing the system after they've given notice. I realize it probably feels insulting to have your access shut off after acting like a professional and giving notice, but I wouldn't take it personally.

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    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
  186. Well, at leat they were civil by enrac · · Score: 1

    When I resigned from my previous job, my boss called me in and started shouting. Among the kinder things he said were, "I took you in when you were a stray, from the street", "you're not going to last five minutes in your next job" . . . and then he asked where I was going. I didn't tell him.

  187. My Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had resigned from a computer job at a local ISP before as well. Basically, I sense that my previous boss did not like the fact that I want to move on.

    If I were him, I would ask the resigned person to leave documentations for his previous works, as well as find another employee to take on his job immediately while he is still there. Instead of my one more working week offer, he decided to let me go immediately.

    Even so, I am still willing to help them out for my previous work (Ironically, I am also offering free support for another company who had layed me off). I just want everyone to be happy.

    (Posted as AC since I don't want to disclosure which company it is)

  188. This was stupid. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    It was completely understandable if he/she was fired, but he left under his own terms. ANYTHING he/she had wanted to do that was malicious would have already been done. ALl they did was create a bad feeling with a former employee.

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  189. Random anecdotes by corporate+zombie · · Score: 1

    The company is being either smart or stupid (you choose).

    I totally agree with the poster that said if you were disgruntled you've already done your dirty-work before you provide notice. One of the first things I do at a company is write an email filter so I can run commands via my pager and have the results mailed back to me. It's saved me countless hours when out to supper. For some reason whenever my direct manager hears about this their reaction is a surprised look... (You can do that?!?) and then invariably the statement, "Don't tell anyone else about this, ok?".

    On the other hand one of my employees provided us his two weeks notice. Too bad for him one of our managers was friends with the recruiter for the competitor he had just signed an offer letter from. Yes, he was providing two weeks notice to us while legally bound to work for the other guys in two weeks. I don't think he would have done anything in those two weeks (certainly not anything he couldn't have done afterwards as far as trade secrets go) but you really have to wonder about a guy that thinks it's ok to hope to work for two weeks when he's basically already working for the competition.

    Don't take it personally. Ask yourself this, "I own a business. One of the folks that could *absolutely* screw me", (I assume this is you. With a bit of work and planning I could poison my companies backups for 6-10 weeks before anyone noticed and then crater all the servers. I'd live in a 5'x8' room for a *long* time after but it could be done.), "... *absolutely* screw me has just given 2 weeks notice. Do I a) trust that he's a good guy, b) cover my ass?" Different folks will answer that different ways.

        -CZ

  190. The professional thing to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1. Clean up your business before giving notice. Expect never to come back.

    2. Give notice.

    3. Offer critical information (e.g. passwords)

    4. Ask what they would like you to do with your remaining time.

    5. Do what they ask (within reason).

    6. Stay off of all systems unless specifically asked to do something.

    7. After you leave, do not try to access their systems again.

    The tricky thing is to limit your own access to the systems as much as possible. If you're allowed continued access, someone could be setting you up for a fall. After you leave, someone may try to use your accounts to access information, or just to sully your name. Make it known to them that you won't be trying to access the systems after you leave, and that any further use of your accounts is unauthorized.

  191. Two weeks MAX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My personal policy and advice is to give the customary two weeks notice: no more, no less.

    Why? Because I've seen too many people give longer notice, but then get cut loose right away without pay. I work for money, and sorry, given how some employers treat their people, I'm not willing to risk a couple weeks sans paycheck.

    Happily, in some places, if they do cut you loose earlier than advertised and they don't pay you for that time, you can collect unemployment because you've effectively been fired.

    From the employer's perspective, yes, I understand them cutting you off. Been there.

  192. Resigning...Make it work for you by PhysicsCoach · · Score: 1

    Hopefully, you actually found a job and accepted it first before resigning! My HR experiences taught me that they are obstacles for doing your job and view you as someone who makes a LOT more $$$ then they ever will. So, they only feel power at the beginning and end of the job cycle where they have influence over you. It's just human nature. Make the most of it and go ask the cute secretary out on your last day :)

  193. BE 110% STRAIGHT WITH YOUR EMPLOYER YOU ARE WITH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What is the professional thing to do?" - Posted by Cliff on Wednesday December 07, @09:50PM

    Be straight with them as well (the employer you're with currently before you just up & take off on them).

    If you're looking, you'll have to go on interviews, right? Shoot straight with them - tell them you are.

    (They can either counter-offer & attempt to compensate you with promotion or pay, or just let you go & chase better coins/deadpresidents, period! It's a VERY "black-N-white" situation imo).

    I just did the same myself, which is WHY I am posting in reply to this one! It hits home here too...

    Ever since one job contract ended well (3-4 month deal over the summer), I was "hot" I guess!

    (See, I think of jobs & their opportunities, maybe oddly, like the times when you have women! E.G.-> When you're getting them, there's a big supply & you can DO NO WRONG! When you're not, it's a cold-streak)

    Well, right when THAT one ended? I immediately lucked out to 2 of them @ once as possibles. Things seem to be 'picking up' in the IT/IS/MIS field again in my area, finally @ last, as a side-note here!

    So, I interviewed @ both places in the downtime from the 1st job I mentioned on contract.

    Second one pays nearly 3x as much as the one that offered first...

    So, I took the first one offered, why not? Bird in the hand, & all that!

    It's for a pretty big/well known software OEM.

    The 2nd/other one, it was a FAR more lengthy interview process, 4 in all, but PAYS more...

    2 technical interviews, 1 meet with mgt. (CIO, VP, & Business Analysts), & other with Programmer/Analysts, project leads, & network administrators.

    The last one was with "HR" for the usual background-check madness etc./et all, & then I got the offer letter via email.

    I did the "live/in person" interviews on breaktime from the job I had, & was honest with the folks @ the company I was working then for. I wasn't sure I'd get the job, competition & all that...

    BUT, I did.

    I worked out my last day there yesterday & am ready to start a FAR better job doing Visual Basic 6.0/.NET work, probably some Delphi (due to string processing superiority possible), & RPC to SUN Unix rigs to older COBOL based apps - now this?

    This, to me, is "FUN" stuff! I am psyched for the job... & of course, the compensation is better, & the company is bigger/more powerful than the one I left as well & great people were all I met @ the interviews during that process.

    I guess, my bottom-line is, what was successful for me?

    Being 110% straight, with BOTH parties concerned (companies involved), & mostly with myself!

    Hey, I wanted the job I just got (after the other one I dropped, & actually felt bad about, I was doing well... it was mostly the compensation rate involved, & knew I could get more), the one I truly REALLY wanted, as both presented themselves to me literally, simultaneously, the same day.

    I got the 1 I wanted more than the 1 I had & owed myself that - make as much as you are worth & capable of as my thinking here.

    After all - we all have things that only money can take care of, & the more of it you can get your hands on?

    Well, that's just it - it's a matter of purely business... but, being honest about it with BOTH employers concerned (one you are leaving especially)?

    Make it "judicious business" - no one's going to get angry with you for trying to make the most $ you can! Anyone & everyone relates to THAT!

    APK

    P.S.=> Just be straight, & if you're looking + for instance as I mentioned above, going on interviews during your current job's workday? If anyone asks, say you need extra time during lunch to make it back to your job you have already? Tell them the truth - you need the extra time for an interview for a better job, that's all... apk

  194. Some businesses must comply with funny laws by MrNougat · · Score: 0

    Publicly traded companies must comply with Sarbanes/Oxley. Healthcare organizations must comply with HIPAA. Banks must comply with GLBA. All of these laws have vague clauses in them about network security, and how you have to have it, and how auditors are going to come in and tell you that you don't, and then you have to pay big fines and get a bad name and make X-Treme Reparations(tm).

    It's altogether possible that the standard operating procedure I've seen so much posted about here is the result of having to make auditors STFU so the company will pass the muster of these badly written laws. Some auditor somewhere said, "Well, what if your IT person gives notice? We feel that the IT staff person continuing to have systems access after giving notice is an unmitigated risk," even though that's a bunch of hooey.

    So the company mitigates the pretend risk by cutting off access immediately, and avoids having to go through the hassle of a failed audit.

    Have I mentioned that auditors of network security know absolutely nothing about technology?

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  195. Standard Procedure by Blue_Nile · · Score: 1

    Its just standard procedure. I'm surprised they gave you a day. Banks walk you out the moment you give them your notice.
    So get your papers in order before you resign if you want to be professional about it.

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  196. you are sort of right. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    In a layoff situation, some people may go postal. I was laid off from one company (to cut their burn rate), one person stormed out. I finished checking code in, removed my personal software and packed up some of my office to get the rest the next day.

    Where you have given notice, any damage that you may do has been done. Any time-bombs to be installed, would have been installed. Copies of code would have been made. The difference is the person who made the schedule -- the employer or the employee.

    I would be insulted, but have to move on anyways and then possibly start the new job early.

    Of course I worked with someone who was about to give notice, and they company laid him off with 7 months pay.

    1. Re:you are sort of right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck man, are you STILL whining about Mattel?
      Give it a fucking REST already, scumbag!

  197. dude you are not the CEO by almostgenuis · · Score: 1

    well, thats the sad reality! in this mean mean world, everybody is dispensable. There may be 100 idiots in your company itself who can do the same work you are doing and more than a lakh idiots outside waiting to get in to do the same thing you are doing! so big deal! And even letting go the CEO is not that bigga deal. Just find another greedy idiot somewhere. also all the brainwashing on being professional blah blah , it only applies to the convicts, i mean employees, not the system. the bitter feelings that you have are a result of you having false expectations from life. dude, see the matrix. FREE YOUR MIND!! Another reference for you would be The Dilbert Principle by Scott Adams. goodluck!

  198. Just leave... by nazzdeq · · Score: 1

    If companies consider you a liability,then you should consider it a liability to continue working for them. Some people will say that's unprofessional, but they are wrong and dumb, basically. Walk out, send an email notice and that's it. They owe you nothing more and more importantly, you own them nothing either. You have better things to do than train someone to do your old job. The company should have thought of that before giving you plenty of reasons to quit. Remember, just walking out on your part is nothing personal either, it's just business. What's unprofessional about you treating a business the same way they would treat you? You need to toughen up.

  199. its funny you mention this by alphanetworking · · Score: 1

    I just resigned at my job. I had been there 4 years and had a pretty good relationship with my peers. I decided to start my own consulting business and gave my employer 30 days notice. He said great, I hope it works out for you, can you help me find a replacement. In the meantime, im working from hope setting up my new business! I have the same access as ever and will write up a document on all the procedures to lock me out of the system after I leave! I think any employer that has any common sense realizes that if someone was going to damange thier system, they could do it at any time any second before they resign. Any skilled sysadmin could also open backdoors or holes into the system after they resigned if they wanted to. I would be weary of working for a company that treats thier users as felons.

  200. You did exactly the right thing by 71thumper · · Score: 1

    And what's important is not to take it personally. It's just business -- and this particular company has decided that their security policy is to accept the resignation directly, and pay the two weeks salary.

  201. That was the professional thing to do by pvera · · Score: 1

    The 2-week notice is a courtesy you render your employer. Severance in lieu of these two last weeks of work are a courtesy that your employer is rendering to you.

    Basically you came out pretty good, you resigned by the book, and your employer bought you out of your last two weeks. Just make sure to not claim victory until you get paid for your excess vacation balance, if you do qualify for it.

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  202. Take This Job and Shove It by Ranger · · Score: 1

    I ain't workin' here no more
    My woman done left and took all the reasons
    I was workin' for
    You better not to try to stand in my way
    As I walk out the door
    Just take this job and shove it
    "Cause I ain't workin' here no more.

    Well this obligatory quote'll either be modded redundant or troll. And all I can say for that it is:

    Stick it where the sun don't shine!

    Didn't you get the memo?

    --
    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  203. how do do it in australia with a good aspect to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gave notice 6 months ahead in a conversation with my boss. I have not handed in a letter of resignation yet as i am miles away from the date of leaving but told him i probably wont be here unless something bizarre happens.....by not giving him the letter nor doing anything in email to let him know he cannot action anything until I resign or he fires me....i can still go to unfair dismissal if i want because i havent informed him in any "Legal" way but i did give him a heads up that it will be on the cards. If he wishes to replace me (i offered a compromise as im not going to another employer but a different career) then he can but he can't sack me safely.

    If i give a letter of resignation i specify 4 weeks notice so that he is required to give me that much pay + my holidays based on the time ive been employed and also to show that im happy to stay to run a new person into the mix.

    currently it would appear they are nto replacing me and im going to get my deal my way which is great. having said that i may be out on my arse with 4 weeks pay and holidays and just get to start 4 weeks earlier than planned....As the only real highend IT person in the company it hurts them more than me.....

    If you hand in your notice and dont have to come back its because they dont want the possibilities of anything happening...it normally has nothing to do with the relationship with the person just the way the buisness is run.....if you were a bean counter you probably get the same treatment.....either way they are an IT person down and you have been asked to leave early...if you get asked back to fix something bill them at a higher rate and let them know its just the way your company works back to them...

  204. Just drop off the key's, Lee... by catmistake · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, you should have planned your sabotage prior to resigning.

    1. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by moro_666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      best sabotage is to be inreplaceable at the moment when you leave... for example if you're the only person around who knows very deep details about an unique framework.

        sure they will finally (and they have to) find someone who can do the job. but as it takes a while, none can really ban your accounts or do anything weird like that, beacuse they still need your support about the open issues. if or not you support them is another question, as i will leave my job hopefully under good friendship and conditions, i will give them some support for a while.

        that's the state i'm currently in. i'm the only person around that really knows whats going on in our server, now i will have to support it for a while even after i leave (out of loyality, i will do it free for a while as long as it doesn't put any real pressure on me) and i will have to teach someone where to start learning the whole business.

        i'm going to switch jobs because my current job doesn't really offer me any real chance to evolve nor any chances to make a longlasting career. i feel like i'm sitting duck on an old framework with old ideas for too long. the rest of the world is moving on and i'm not gonna sit here and wait until i'm an old crappled dude who knows only technologies that are 10 years old.

        sitting duck in knowledge & not knowing if you're going to have the job even after 1-2 years is a really bad idea. (would you hire someone that knows msdos, win 3.1 & basic ? i guess not, neither would i.)

        i hope my boss has sit down when i'm going to tell him about this (no, he is not going to like it). and i hope he'll be reasonable while discussing my terms of leave. and luckily, i am the bloody administrator, so he can't disable my accoutns without my help anyway ...

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    2. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      best sabotage is to be inreplaceable at the moment when you leave... for example if you're the only person around who knows very deep details about an unique framework.

      That's a horrible strategy. First off, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Secondly, if you get hit by a bus, you've just screwed over all the people you liked who you worked with, not just the ones you didn't like.

      And lastly, no matter how smart you are, there's somebody out there who's smarter. If it becomes apparant that you're acting like this, you're a liability, and you're practically gauranteeing you'll be terminated the instant they find a consultant who can fix the mess.

    3. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny
      "If it becomes apparant that you're acting like this, you're a liability, and you're practically gauranteeing you'll be terminated the instant they find a consultant who can fix the mess."

      So don't let it become apparent.

      Make sure that you have several binders full of documentation sitting on your desk and explain that it outlines in detail exactly how to manage all of the systems that you are responsible for. Also make sure that it is at least a year out of date, contains a minimum of three documents describing each procedure in completely different ways, and has a convenient typo in one critical procedure which will cause complete chaos if followed to the letter.

      If anyone asks what will happen to the company if you have to leave just point to the binders in your "Disaster Plan" and tell them not to worry. If you like the people you work with, or want to take an actual vacation at any time, then prepare a small folder with useful directions on how to handle things while you are gone. Keep this one at home and don't ever let a copy leak onto a company owned computer.

      Should you ever be fired without good cause you will have the warm inner glow that can only come from knowing that the idiots who did it are left wallowing in the mess that they created. If they try to come after you complaining about acts of sabotage, explain that you tried to produce updated documentation and offered to train your replacement but they were in too much of a hurry to get you out of the building to let you do it.

      After all, everything was working fine when you left. It's not your fault that they brought in someone new who made a mess of everything.

    4. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could not agree more. Having been asked to leave my last place of employment, but given 7 weeks to leave, I could not then, nor can I understand now, the mindset of management. I was the only one with the knowledge necessary to run the 180+ servers I managed. I was the only one who really understood the network setup, end user needs, and pretty much everything else technical at the office. I am NOT trying to toot my own horn. Management could EASILY have brought someone in beforehand for me to train. They specifically chose to not do that.

      My accounts are still active. I still get calls asking for root passwords. It has been six months. Everyone that had the potential to understand what I can tell them has gone looking for the green pastures.

      I could have destroyed the network and everything on it. I still can. Am I bitter about them forcing me out? Yeah, a little. Who wouldn't be? Am I going to hose them out? No. Even though they treated me like crap, why should I? I signed up to do a job to the best of my abilities. They didn't like it. They ended the relationship.

      Best thing that can happen, and is currently happening, is for them to bury themselves.

      Just don't call me when you need a ladder to get out of that hole.

    5. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by w98 · · Score: 1

      I totall agree with this. My last job, we were stitching together a system where the user interface was in Flash, interacting via ActionScript with PHP with MySQL on the back end. There were two other programmers - one knew MySQL, the other knew ActionScript, but nobody knew PHP, so I gave my 2 weeks notice and literally slept overnight at the office 5 days a week for those two weeks doing last minute bug fixes and writing hundreds of pages of documentation on how I set up the MySQL replication, what every field in every table was for, how the actionscript talked to the PHP and how the PHP interpreted it all ... and then the CEO paid me for a third week of time after I'd left the company because of the extra effort. So, yeah, being irreplaceable is a great bargaining chip. A few months later, the guy who knew actionscript decided to try the same thing, and he was escorted out of the building about 10 minutes after giving his resignation.

      At my current job, I wouldn't say I'm irreplaceable, but I've developed things that will take time to teach to someone else if I ever felt compelled to leave, but hey, I have an awesome job, make an awesome salary, have awesome benefits, and an awesomely-bad 90 minute commute in each direction to balance out the karma of such a cool job ;o)

    6. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      You're assuming he wants to be promoted. For myself, I was threatened with promotion once. I told them if they bumped me to management I'd quit. Coding is far more fun.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    7. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by ssem3577 · · Score: 1

      Some employers are paranoic though....and stupid. When I was "fired" from my last job, they basically walked me out of the office. But the trick is it took them more than 24 hours to change my systems access. I got into the office remotely and was sitting and thinking "Should I f-ck those people up"? I never did it. If, at that, time I knew why they fired me for, I would do something ... but I can say they are paying the price. PS: I was fired to be replaced by a relative of one of the company's managers, and it was pretty well planned. They just didn't renew my employemtn contrats (as per the offer letter) at the end of the fiscal year. But getting closer to the subject, I think the person who leaves a company on his own shouldn't be "prosecuted" as the onec that are fired (or let go). This person pursues his own interests and, normally', doesn't mean any harm to the company. But this is pretty much my humble opinion.

    8. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Management isn't the only route for promotion.

      What's your title, Progammer/Analyst? Business Application Analyst?

      Sticking "Senior" before that is a promotion. Changing "Analyst" to "Advisor" is a promotion. Going from a coder who reports to a manager and writes whatever crap they tell you to a coder who reports to a managing director or a vice president and designs the programs that hundreds of other people are writing, without the headaches of having to manage those people, is a promotion.

      It's the same for system administration positions. Going from Technical Analyst to Senior Technical Analyst is a promotion. Becoming a Technical Advisor is a promotion. Becoming a Technical Fellow is a promotion. None of those are management positions in most places I've worked.

    9. Re:Just drop off the key's, Lee... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Sticking senior in front of there isn't a promotion, its a change in a database somewhere. I have no fucking clue what my title even is- my job is the same wether they stick a junior, senior,1 ,2 3, 4, or 5 there. They can call me whatever they want, just pay me fairly and I'm happy.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
  205. The answer is... by bastardadmin · · Score: 1

    ...exactly what you did.
    You walked in and gave your two weeks. And the result was you got an impromptu unpaid vacation.
    Some organisations will view you as a security risk - don't take it personally.
    Did mention you should enjoy the paid vacation?

  206. Funny by silconous · · Score: 1

    At one job I was the system admin at I revoked my own account the day I gave notice. I told them I would stay on two weeks to help the other guys but I wouldn't touch a keyboard just sit over there shoulder and answer questions.

  207. Doing the right thing is rarely wrong... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I once resigned a nice postion (due to a move out of state, which was better for my family) and included the following in my letter:

    ...
    The timing of this move is awkward. As you know, our bonuses will be distributed on February 28. Coincidentally, I must leave $city$ at the end of February. I have been advised by some that it would be prudent to keep my plans to myself until I had my bonus "in hand." Were I to do this, however, it would put me in the position of potentially quitting with no notice. My sense of honor requires that I give you adequate notice. In the same spirit, I would hope that $large compnay$ will allow me to remain an employee through the end of February, and hopefully beyond.
    ...

    The bonuses mentioned were a dilbert-esq company wide 10-15% of your annual salary, whether you deserved it or not, type of thing, so nothing to sneeze at. I sent this letter a month ahead of time, not just 2 weeks. As it turns out, I collected my bonus check on Feb 28, cordually said my good-byes and left the building by 9:30AM for a cross-country drive. I actually picked up 6 months more of part-time telecomuting work. In general burning bridges is not a good thing.

    I dunno, is it always company policy or are personalities involved too?

    In my case, I figured I'd either do the right thing and everything would work out, or I'd get a bone-fide right to bitch about being wronged.

    --
    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  208. You did nothing wrong... by MoofOntario · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'm sure I'm echoing what many people are saying here, and I'll say that you did nothing wrong. You did the professional thing, which is to notify them that they need to find a replacement for you within 2 weeks, and for those 2 weeks you are still available to wrap things up, train your replacement, etc. Just like how they will deactive your cards/email/account/etc. to "inform" you that you are being laid off, getting your pay in lieu and shown the door seems to be pretty common.

    However, in MY experience I have never had that happen to me. Each of the companies I have left, I gave my notice, and I kept working for the two weeks before moving on to the next company. Perhaps it was the nature of the company (very small, so everyone from the CEO down knew me) or my line of work (Software Developer rather than SysAdmin), or maybe (probably) there was TooMuchStuffToDo(tm) and they really could use the extra hand. (One time I was even kept on for a while as a contractor part time...)

    So, I guess it depends. But don't take it personally. It's JustBusiness(tm). And, hell, 2 weeks pay for not doing work isn't something I'd complain about. You can sit at home, surf the web, post on Fark or something, then go onto your new job. Not too shabby.

    -Moof

  209. Ob Simpson's Quote by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, and why can't they call him the night before and tell him "don't bother coming in tommorrow?"

    Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in on Friday, don't bother coming in on Monday.
    Homer: WooHoo! Four day weekend!

    --
    D6 63 0D 70 89 81 BB 8E 7B 7C 5F 5D 54 EA AB 73
  210. Mark it, and move on by amrust · · Score: 1

    I don't see what more you could have done. It's their decision.

    You were dignified, and they were justified.

    Good luck, and be sure to brush up on the new company's policy when you start your new job. You never know what the situation could be like next go-round.

    --
    VOTE!
  211. I'm a little more forward by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

    I usually just crash a truck into the lobby, unload about 3 tons of high grade manure, shout incoherently in Farsi and give the receptionist an indian burn.

    1. Re:I'm a little more forward by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Derka, derka, derka! Mohammed Jihad!

      --
      May Peace Prevail On Earth
  212. is two weeks really professional? it depends..... by fl!ptop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    about 2 years ago i resigned from my full-time job w/ 2-weeks notice. i thought 2 weeks was sufficient since i wasn't in the middle of a 6-month project or anything. i telecommuted, and had daily tasks to handle, so my access was not 'cut off' until after i left (i assume - i never tried to ssh back in after i was gone). their attitude was not very cordial, as no one spoke to or emailed me during the last 2 weeks and no exit interview was given.

    now, if i had given 2 weeks in the middle of a 6-month project.......well, that seems like it would've been unprofessional.

    of course, since i knew 2 months prior the exact date i was turning in my resignation, i had plenty of time to get what i needed - like the email where my project manager explained why i was an employee and not an independent contractor - which came in handy when they told the irs they didn't withhold my taxes because i was an independent contractor.

    come to think of it, telling me 'c-ya' and giving 2 weeks pay would've been nice, since the last 2 weeks of working in isolation was kinda weird.

    --
    When you recognize love in another and realize how precious it is, everything else seems so insignificant.
  213. Are you that expendable? by j00bar · · Score: 1

    When I quit my last job, they had two weeks to do their best to milk me for domain knowledge I had about the systems I had been administering. I had to train my replacement best I could. Otherwise, there would have been a break in continuity of administration. If they shut you out immediately and told you to take a two week vacation, they don't get the benefit of your experience or domain knowledge about the systems you worked on. If you're that expendable, fine. Get over it, and enjoy your vacation. If you're not, smile an evil grin about them being fux0red in your absence. -jag

    --
    When all you have is a hammer, everybody looks like a Messiah.
  214. What I have done every time... by Wirenut · · Score: 1

    Prepare for and assume you will be escorted from your manager's office the minute you resign.

    Days before take home your personal belongings, and anything whose ownership might be joint or questionable.

    Back up anything you need off company systems to removeable media, and remove it.

    If you have a company notebook, format the drive, and / or leave it at home that day.
    It may be the only leverage you have in getting help w/ benefits, cobra, severance, etc.

    In most cases I have also locked myself out of the systems before walking in w/ the resignation letter.
    This way there will be sys logs that show yo cuoldn't have done whatever stupid thing happens
    that they will blame you for.

    Forget about friendships or professioal respect. The day you quit you are a liability and a PITA. You
    are no longer on the team, and they have no reason to offer you any courtesy.

    The company's only obligation is to protect itself, and obey labor laws - anything else is gravy.

    Make sure to be professional and polite, don't spout off at the exit interview and don't put ANYTHING
    negative in writing. Burning bridges in the tech sector is a BAD idea.

    --
    "You're either outstanding, or outprocessing"
    1. Re:What I have done every time... by HangingChad · · Score: 1
      In most cases I have also locked myself out of the systems before walking in w/ the resignation letter.

      That's good advice. If the company would like to keep you busy the last two weeks you're there they have the option to allow you back on the system with permissions appropriate to the remaining tasks. And you can have that discussion like adults...as far as your company is capable of acting like one. Most are.

      Personally, I think it's a waste of money to boot IT people who offer notice, depending on the circumstances of course. The "A" list people who provide notice are not likely to be malicious. On many of the contracts I work notice is immaterial anyway. It takes them longer than two weeks to even start the paperwork to get a replacement on board. There won't be a hand-off, regardless of how much notice they get.

      Because I'm strictly contract I adopt another strategy that involves keeping all my personal stuff in a box all the time. Every Friday I make sure everything that's mine is in the box. The first few times someone will walk in and ask if I'm quitting. After that it stands as a reminder that our relationship is by mutual consent. I know it seems counter-intuitive, that I'm seemingly hanging up a sign that says CUT BUDGET HERE but it has just the opposite effect. No manager has ever barked at me with the box sitting on the desk. Whenever contract cut backs are going to be announced, someone always makes an effort to come by and tell me in advance not to worry about the announcement this afternoon, that will only impact another department.

      Pretty funny the number of times one of the head shed types will come through the office and ask if that person is quitting. Someone will explain that I'm a contractor and always keep my stuff in a box.

      The majority of companies these days have very little loyalty to their employees. I'm just setting up a reminder that you only get as good as you give.

      --
      That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  215. My Experience by Chagatai · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've resigned twice in my professional life. In both occasions I gave one day short of two week's notice, and on both occasions I worked until the very last day (where I would leave at about 2:00PM following getting my last paychecks). I intentionally gave that much time so that I could complete the transition, make things smooth, and have a nice turnover to the next guy.

    You know what? In both situations my managers chose to sit on their hands and then gave me someone who was technically incompetent with only three days to go. The first time I had to give four years of knowledge to a new college hire who had only about three months of experience. The second time the boss chose to find a "warm body" to whom I could give the information. The "warm body" part was fulfilled, but he was utterly useless aside from that and was asked to leave. I could not figure out why they would wait so long, except that it just accelerates the Chain of Falling.

    (The Chain of Falling is the trend that happens when one member of a team leaves and the work gets distributed. Imagine that there is a team of 10 people. One person gets a new job, realizing more money or power is a possibility. The remaining work gets distributed amongst the remaining 9. Then a new person comes onto the team. So, not only has work been increased for everyone, but they also have to train the new guy. The ninth person follows suit, and the pattern continues. Eventually the team is winnowed down to 2 or 3 people who know what they are doing, the remaining 7 have compartmentalized knowledge, and everyone feels stressed and unhappy.)

    A tirade, I know, but I just don't get it.

    --
    --Chag
  216. huh? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny
    Contrary to popular belief people do not cause mayhem and mischeif to others for no reason.

    What the hell world do you live in? I'd like to emigrate.

  217. Why take it personally? by TheCubic · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to work there, who cares about that? Just get your computer stuff in order before you resign - assume they'll cut you off. If your job was anything like mine was, the silence is a comfort.

    Take it as a complement. Whether they think you're disgruntled or not - they certainly think you're capable. Just go home (you should be able to), and watch some shitty daytime TV.

  218. Quittin' by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    First computer job I quit, my boss got so mad he fired me before I could leave his office, then chased me out of the building screaming at me at the top of his lungs, screeching about me being a traitor. He was kind of an excitable guy....

    --
    There is no God, and Dirac is his prophet.
    1. Re:Quittin' by jack_csk · · Score: 1

      You mean, sort of like what people said about Steve?

  219. Bender Week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have heard about people giving notice and then being walked out. When I quit I was determined to not have this happen to me.

    1. Walk away one day and never come back.
    2. Go on a one week bender and trash your apartment.
    3. Move out.
    4. If they tell you you are making a mistake, send an email calling the bastards incompetent.
    5. Tell them you wouldn't ever want a reference because they are so incompetentit is embarrasing.

    Some people say don't burn bridges. I say burn the motherfucker down so they know what they did!

  220. 3rd side to the coin by telesphore · · Score: 1
    As long as you didn't send the resignation on the tip of a flaming arrow stuck in the back of your former boss... no you did nothing wrong.

    However, the attitude that people have zero value to the organization as soon as they give notice is a bit short-sighted. Too many times have I seen heavy-handed tactics work to cause more damage then they prevent. I have never worked in an IT dept that wasn't understaffed and that means that every one is _the_ expert at something. & when was the last time documentation was up to date? You want to get as much of that knowledge transplanted to the home team as possible. By treating soon-to-be-former-employees like criminals you've poisoned the relationship making it nearly impossible to get anything useful out of them.

    Yes, things have changed and you must protect your systems and data. Explain to them you're going to have to restrict their accounts bla-dee-blah-blah. Keep it low key & offer an easy carrot or two like references or some such. But keep them talking on topic & to the right people. It's not all hugs & kisses but enuf knowledge usually gets over so that the switch in responsibilities is smooth(er).

    It's usually easier to deal with one person leaving than 3 or 4 trying to figure it all out... all over again.

    Now excuse me I have an arrow I need to deliver

  221. Treatment Not Surprising, but Not Ubiquitous by Kevbo · · Score: 1

    When I left my last tech job, I let them know months in advance that I was planning on going to law school. I worked up until the day I left, with all my access and passwords intact.

    I think the rapport you have with your supervisors will have as much of an impact as anything else. I see no problem with the policy that the OP's company had and followed wrt his departure. I worked for a very paranoid company and was paid to act that way, however, my leaving did not trigger that kind of paranoia, even though we might have acted differently towards another employee that had come in from an acquired company or one that had not been there as long.

    The situation depends just as much as the policy, imho.

    --
    In Vino Veritas
  222. 2 week Notice by v219 · · Score: 1

    I was at my last place of employment for 4 years. When I handed in my 2 week notice, I was in front of the CIO the next morning with the offer of a raise and a promotion to Chief Security Officer. Yes the money would have been nice, but money was not the reason for giving notice. The raise and newly appointed position would not change the way things were done around there. With in 6 months, I'd be out there looking again. As it turns out, the company took out a 10k contract for my services till a suitable replacement was found. So I ended up with a new fulltime job and a part time contract job. Only after a little over 1 year at my new position, I am making more now than if I would have accepted the offer to stay.

    ***Move on, don't look back and have no regrets***

    Best of luck
    Don

  223. Know your State Employment Laws... by trims · · Score: 4, Informative

    As it has been said before, it sounds like the OP did the ethical and professional thing in his resignation, and the company opted for the (now fairly standard) rude and unprofessional immediate termination. That said, everyone should know what your state's employment laws are. They vary widely, and give the employee a variety of options and rights, and also can help you set expectations.

    I'm going to speak about California, since that's where I work now. IANAL, but I've talked to one about this, and you should too. It's cheap ($100 or so for 30 minutes or so), and will give you information that is very much worthwhile, both at the start phase (negotiating your employment) and exit phase (termination/resignation) of your job.

    CA is an "at will" state. For those employees (not contractors) not covered by a union contract, there are really three different ways to end employment:

    1. Termination for Cause - your employer decides to fire you, and cites one of a limited number of state-specified reasons for doing so. Generally, "for cause" is limited to (documented) bad behavior on the employee's part. Usually not criminal behavior (criminal behavior at the company falls within "for cause", however), but for things like repeated violations of confidentiality, perpetual tardiness, etc. This is quite narrow, and the employee generally has to have a documented trail of bad behavior, and been formally warned about it by the company. Termination for Cause can be done at any time, is effective immediately with no notice, and the ex-employee DOES NOT have the right to State Unemployment Benefits.
    2. Termination without Cause - the company decides they don't want you for a reason other than one that falls under "for cause". It can be simply that your job isn't needed anymore, you pissed off the CEO, you don't seem to have the skills for the job, they don't like the color of your shirt, etc. Within the first 3 months of your employment with the company, they can fire you at any time, with no notice, and your employment ends when they notify you. After 3 months of employment, 2 weeks notice of termination of employment is required. In either case, you qualify for State Unemployment Benefits after leaving.
    3. Resignation - the employee decides to quit. This can be done at any time, for any reason. The employee is REQUIRED to give 2 weeks notice as to the date they will cease being an employee. Failure to do so can be considered "work abandonment", and can be reasons to be fired under "for cause". Of course, since you're quitting anyway, it's seldom an issue. Employees quitting are not eligible for State Unemployment Benefits.

    Now, what happens often these days is that the company notifies you that you are terminated, and then tells you (e.g. locks you out, etc) that you are not to come to work for the next 2 weeks. The same applies to people resigning when they give notice (as the OP found out). HOWEVER, you are STILL CONSIDERED EMPLOYED by the company until the 2 week period is up. This is often important for Stock vesting, etc. And don't let them fool you that the "2 weeks pay" thing is a "severance package". It isn't. They are REQUIRED to pay you as long as you are an employee.

    Don't Ever Sign Any End-Of-Employment Contract To Get a 2-Week Severance. You're an idiot if you do - they owe you the money in any case. The only time you should sign one of the agreements is to get money beyond what would be coming to you AFTER YOUR RESIGNATION/TERMINATION DATE (not the date you gave/received notice).

    As a side note, this idiotic "walk-them-out-when-they-resign" policy seems to have originated in Silicon Valley in the 90s, as a consequence of the Dot-Com boom. Too many companies with no proper HR department not having any sort of a clue as to how to professionally hire/fire people. Unfortunately, it seems to have become a trend (it's the norm here in Silicon Valley for everyone, including the huge companies), which is telling as to the lowered quality of management (and HR) of companies these days.

    -Erik

    --
    There are always four sides to every story: your side, their side, the truth, and what really happened.
  224. It is personal!! by ElectroBot · · Score: 1

    Giving you 2 weeks pay (IF you gave 2 weeks notice) and telling you to not come back is akin to spitting in your face.

  225. This is a GOOD thing by draxbear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a matter of perspective.

    The employer is doing themselves, but more importantly YOU a favor with this behaviour.

    Why? Well besides the nice paid two weeks off, you are now officially not responsible.

    If they didn't do this you are vulnerable to accusations at a later date if something goes wrong with a server that is traced to a point in time you were on your two weeks to bail.

    Yes it's possible you could have sabotaged something before giving notice, and tough luck if they catch you at it. However you can't be held responsible for anything from the point of resignation onwards if removed as he described.

    --
    --- I've completed diagnosis of your problem and can classify it as a YOYO...You're On Your Own
  226. Too bad for the severance pay ... by theblackdeer · · Score: 1

    My wife gave a month notice and was told she could go the next day. In Washington state, at least, she filed for unemployment and got it. Not the same thing, true, but since she was terminated before her resignation, she filed for UI and got it. It cost the company more, and helped us find a new job (this time me; I was an at home dad at the time) with a little more cushion if less luxury.

    ralphhogaboom

  227. Try the following; by ameline · · Score: 1

    Printed on a pink page of paper;

    To: $yourEmployersName

          I regret to inform you that as of $date your services as an employer are no longer required.

    Regards,

    $yourName

    --
    Ian Ameline
  228. Don't worry about it by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

    Unless they had some reason to think you were going to cause havoc, they were the ones acting unprofessional.

  229. Competition by michaelmalak · · Score: 1
    If you are giving two weeks notice, it usually means you have another job lined up. Your current employer doesn't know with which company -- it could be a competitor. You might have gone to several interviews with that competitor and gained an understanding of that competitor's projects you will be working on. The two weeks period represents additional opportunities for contact between you and that competitor. You might be tempted to take some of your work -- documents, spreadsheets, and source code -- that you authored, but which now are your current employer's property and confidential trade secrets, with you to that competitor.

    Why does the technique of instant-shut-out-upon-resignation work, when you could have just copied everything in advance? Because people like you don't know it's standard operating procedure at most large firms. Because not everyone recognizes up front that they'll be starting over from scratch in creating artifacts at the new company (and that stealing back your documents from the old company would give you a seeming, but illegal, advantage). Because competing companies fishing for trade secrets don't usually start fishing until after you confirm you're going to accept the position, which is usually about the same time that you submit your resignation.

  230. how to leave a tech job gracefully by Heembo · · Score: 1

    I first of all, backup all my personal data off my work machines, not use work machines for personal data at all! I then backup all my work data for my employer, nuke my machine, reinstall everything perfect and have a dev machine all ready for the next guy. (This effectively wipes all trace of my from the machine, yet leaves my employeer with a "dialed in" machine so everyone is happy :) I then give one month notice since my jobs are usually tangled webs, and work HARD ASSED the next 2 weeks and ask to be let go of early if I catch up on all my work. I continue to try to nail relationships or helper code to old employeers, and keep good relations with em all. It's a small work in the tech community, it's good to treat all companies like family (which means forgiving the times when everyone acts like a$holes) :)

    --
    Horns are really just a broken halo.
  231. On the other side of the coin.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the exact opposite experience earlier this year. I quit a Fortune 1000 company with an IT department that was so disorganized and clogged with red tape that I was still able to access the company e-mail through their Web interface for two months after I left. (Trust me; I was never interesting in reading it ... just seeing if I could access it.) This was normal, since people who quit usually didn't even have their AD accounts terminated until a month or after their employment ended.

  232. Well.. by deep44 · · Score: 1

    Were you around when anybody else resigned at your previous company? Were they escorted out immediately, or did they continue working for two weeks (or however long their notice was)?

    I've never worked for a company that had an actual documented procedure requiring managers to immediately release every employee who submits their two week notice. That decision is always based on the individual; in fact, it comes down to a very simple question, "all things considered, will the company be better off keeping this person around for $whatever number of weeks, or would it be best to cut ties immediately?"

    No offense, but I've never seen a quality employee let go immediately. So, unless your employer had a written policy governing the decision, they simply decided it was in best interest of the company to let you go immediately. You may want to give some thought as to why..

  233. Take your stuff early by tygt · · Score: 1

    I've always given notice (rarely more than two weeks - they can fire you in a day, and you can leave in a day - don't forget that it's all "business"), and typically am given only part of the two weeks "off", but I'm ready for anything.

    In the lead-up to my resigning, I always go through any computers I use for personal files, and remove anything that doesn't really have anything to do with the company - make sure you've removed all browser cookies, clear the history, remove bookmarks. Personally, I'll go so far as to indiscriminantly uninstall software and then manually go through the files to remove any traces, and then scrub the free space of the computer.

    Removing too many obvious personal effects may tip off co-workers, so I'll leave stuff like mugs or pictures, lava lamps - things that are clearly mine.

    By the time I actually present my resignation, I've covered the various eventualities - the computer's totally clean, so if they "walk me out" then all I have to do is get the last few things off my desk. Of course, if they don't walk you out, you may be bored on that sterile computer for a couple of weeks.

  234. You're lucky by Theatetus · · Score: 1

    You're lucky you got paid.

    I've learned to walk off of job sites quietly the day after checks are cut. Otherwise these parasites will suck you out of every dime they can.

    --
    All's true that is mistrusted
  235. That was correct protocol by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Things were done the way they should have been done.

    The point of 2 week notice is to let the employer have some time to find an alternative for that job. So a store clerk finds out their only help just quit, leaving them to loose money until they find a replacement.

    If the company doesn't need the person, the company has no purpose for keeping them on the clock. Once they intend to quit, there is a level of trust (appropriately gone).

    The company acted 100% correct by terminating employee's permissions.

    The company acted 100% correct by still paying for the period (and presumably keeping all benefits and such going as if the employee worked through their 2 weeks).

    The employee was 100% correct in how the notice was delivered.

    Everyone did things correct.

    Leaving is always bittersweet I guess.

    When ever someone quits, you must look at them as an outsider at that point. That's just good business security. I'd expect the same for any job (accounts payable, lawyers, HR especially).

    The employee was 100% correct in how they did things (assuming the letter was written correctly).

  236. Sorry to say this friend by elvisclone · · Score: 1

    But they're just performing SOP (Standard Operating Proceedure) and CTA (Covering Their Ass)

  237. you could always do this... by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    Create a bunch of extra accounts before tendering your resignation. When they disable the ones they know about, us the others to continue carrying out your job as if nothing had happened.

  238. Get Your Data Before You Resign by Dunx · · Score: 1

    If you did anything wrong, it was to not get your personal data off the systems before you handed in your notice.

    Note, I am not advocating ripping off your former employer's source code, but if you know you are leaving you have to assume that you will be shut out of all the systems you had access to pretty much immediately. Make sure that you have copied personal data you want to keep _before_ you hand over the letter. That, fundamentally, is what GMail is for.

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    Dunx
    Converting caffeine into code since 1982
  239. Saved from a living hell! by OldCrasher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have seen those 2 weeks you longed for turn into a living hell. You are a lame duck in those 2 weeks. No wants to speak to you, except to talk about the weather, or how some dimwit in purchasing just ordered a ton of toilet paper. No one gives you any constructive work to do, just 'write down everything you know about anything this company does, and that you had a hand in programming, over say, the last 99 years...' You were saved from someones timetabled exit startegy that would have had you doing 35 debriefings, none of which would have been attended, and seven planning for the future meetings, none of which you could care a hoot about.

    That 2 week notice, and its subsequent conversion into personal TV time, saved you from a whole lot of really boring nothing. Now, go home, get in the car, switch off the GPS and head in which ever direction you see a hawk flying, and don't stop for anything other than gas for 500 miles.

    Live a little; the new job is just as likely to suck the life out of you as the old one did.

    1. Re:Saved from a living hell! by TallMatthew · · Score: 1
      No doubt, if there's anything I regret in my life it's that I didn't make the most of my time between jobs. There's something about not having a job which feels intolerable (and it's not just the money).

      I left a company not long ago with two weeks of notice. There was nothing really to do at that point so I started taking half days I figured they'd just let it slide, being that at least they had some coverage (I was the only guy in the shop who could do some things). Instead they were insulted and asked me to go immediately, leaving them completely exposed until they hired the next guy. I was pretty surprised; I didn't really think they'd care; I offered to give them some docs but they got all huffy and told me they could it just fine themselves, thank you.

      Risk management and such are valid points but the fact that managers have no authority over you anymore, that you "rejected" them, and that you don't "belong" there anymore ... these reasons, however petty they may sound, have a lot to do with it. Employees are not looked at as people so much, more like resources to be allocated. When you quit, that ceases to be the case.

    2. Re:Saved from a living hell! by aug24 · · Score: 1
      head in which ever direction you see a hawk flying, and don't stop for anything other than gas for 500 miles.

      I like your thinking, but I live in the UK. Here if we head in which ever direction we see a hawk flying, and don't stop for anything other than petrol for 500 miles, we're probably either still stuck in the Oxford one-way system or floating in the British Channel.

      Maybe that's why the Pilgrim Fathers left.

      Justin.

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    3. Re:Saved from a living hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if you were driving a TDI, you could go 700 miles before stopping for fuel. But that's just me.

    4. Re:Saved from a living hell! by wmshub · · Score: 1

      I had to suffer through 30 days of this living hell. At a former employer, they had a generous paid sabbatical system - a 1 month paid sabbatical every 7th year in the company, and you can join your regular vacation to make it longer (as I did). But too many people would go on sabbatical and never come back. The answer? You must work 30 days after your sabbatical to get paid for it. So on my day back from sabbatical I handed in 30 days notice. So...after over 1 month out of the office, I return for only 30 days. Do you think any manager wanted me to start up on their project, knowing I'd be out the door in 4 weeks? No. So I sat in my cube with nothing to do for 30 days. Ugh.

      I would have loved it if they'd sent me home, whether they paid me or not. I hate sitting around with nothing to do.

  240. I wish it were like that... by Tangurena · · Score: 4, Insightful
    At the most recent company I worked for, I also gave 2 weeks notice, but was called on Sunday to "not bother coming in again." I was surprised that my boss also wanted a written explanation of why I was leaving. GOod for me as I got to move my start date at the new company up a week.

    Resignation letters should never be more than:

    1. I will be resigning my position at $COMPANY.
    2. My last day of work will be $DATE
    3. (optional) My current mailing address is $ADDRESS
    No more need be stated. As a new person was starting the following Monday, it would have been smarter for me to stay those 2 weeks training the new guy. As it was, they get to do it themselves.

    It is almost impossible to actually explain fully and honestly why you're leaving without sounding bitter or nasty. Gee, Mr BossMan, I'm getting a 50% pay raise, 75% shorter commute, working with new technology, doing interesting (very not-boring) stuff, and the new place uses source code control too!

    At least most places are not as bad as banks: if they overhear you talking about leaving, that will be your last day at work.

    1. Re:I wish it were like that... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I've always avoided "exit interviews". The reason I'm probably leaving is because I've already raised issues that weren't resolved, so, as you didn't listen to me before, why should I bother?

      And secondly... I'M LEAVING. Exit interviews are designed to help a company learn some lessons, to avoid people leaving, but it serves no purpose to me - they are purely about helping my soon-to-be-ex-employer.

    2. Re:I wish it were like that... by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 1
      At least most places are not as bad as banks: if they overhear you talking about leaving, that will be your last day at work.

      I used to work at a bank. When I resigned (1 month notice), I could continue working their for most of that month, doing knowledge transfers to the remaining guys.

      However, there were rumors that if you're leaving you shouldn't tell them where you were going to, because they might badmouth you at your new employer. I didn't believe these rumors, and freely told everybody where I was going to. And it didn't cause me any problems either.

      The only funny thing is that my manager got a little bit nervous because my last day of work happened to fall on an April 20th...

      So banks (or at least, this one) are better than their reputation. But don't get me started on their browser-specific homebanking site ;-)

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      Say no to software patents.
    3. Re:I wish it were like that... by damsa · · Score: 1

      I worked as a teller at a bank. I gave my two weeks. They asked me to give a letter of resignation. I actually wrote what I thought. Next day, they gave me my two weeks of pay and told me not to come back.

    4. Re:I wish it were like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when my dad resigned from The Company, his was just a short dated letter, basically saying, "...as of mm/dd/yy, I resign."

      And ya know, they *didn't* put him on an island, with a weird village, and giant balloons in the water to keep him in...

    5. Re:I wish it were like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Resignation letters should never be more than:...

      I disagree. When I resigned at my last company, I gave my manager four weeks and HR two weeks notice. I worked through the last day on transitioning my work and organizing things like documentation, etc. I was also very trusted there-- I would have been terribly insulted if they walked me out of the building or asked me to 'not bother coming back' half-way through the notice period.

      My resignation letter was pretty much:
        - I will be resigning from $COMPANY
        - I'm leaving as of $DATE
        - My mailing address is $ADDRESS
        - The reason I'm leaving is $REASON

      The reason that I included the last one was that there was a specific reason that I wanted to move on (money). That gave them a chance to counter-offer (which they did, but not enough to match).

      If you treat your company like an object, then they will treat you like an object. What do you expect?

    6. Re:I wish it were like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only funny thing is that my manager got a little bit nervous because my last day of work happened to fall on an April 20th...
      Sorry? I fail to grasp the significance here. Did you mean April 1, which is April Fool's Day?
    7. Re:I wish it were like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      3. (optional) My current mailing address is $ADDRESS

      Realize that (at least in USA) providing a mailing address for future contact in your resignation letter makes it easy for your year-end tax information to be sent to you in a timely fashion.

  241. This never happens to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've given two weeks notice three times, and every time it's gone all the way to two weeks with all the authority that I've normally had. My last, job I had sysadmin authority at a fortune 500 company on the mainframe and the lan. I keep hearing about people who get walked out immediately, and keep hoping I'll get a paid two week vacation. =[

  242. Still haven't been cut off... by Foerstner · · Score: 1

    Left a job six months ago, and my access still hasn't been cut off. (I know this because my eMail client on my home machine still checks that account, because I'm too lazy to turn it off, and the connection still goes through every time. I've even gotten a few send-to-everyone memos from the place.)

    It was an amicable split on both sides, and I still have friends there. My position wasn't exactly security-sensitive. I'm not exactly sure what damage I could possibly do, if I were so inclined. Probably nothing more than deleting files I'd worked on, most of which could probably be restored from backup if anyone cared.

    I guess my point is, YMMV.

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  243. the obvious answer... by foQ · · Score: 1
    The CIO immediately thought I was going to do something terrible to the system, and destroy accounts, and any other activity that I have access to, but I was giving him notice that I was leaving. What is the professional thing to do?


    Do all this stuff BEFORE putting in your notice. Or just enjoy your extra 2 weeks paid vacation.
  244. 90 days notice by macemoneta · · Score: 1

    Because of the long-term nature of the projects I've worked on over the last 30 years, I've given 90 days notice each time I've changed jobs. Not that it's done any good; managers rarely think that far in advance, and they typically only provide "a body" for transitioning responsibilities the last few days. However, that always makes me look like the good guy - after all, they had fair warning three months earlier.

    I've never been locked out or escorted from a job after providing notice. Companies that do things like that are smarmy; remember to scrape their slime off your shoes on the way out.

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    Can You Say Linux? I Knew That You Could.

  245. Paranoia by Corwyn_123 · · Score: 1

    This is very typical behavior, and is the result of too many companies having experienced problems when someone resigned.

    A few bad eggs, either stealing from the company on the way out, or sabotaging the network, or creating a hidden account to gain access after they're gone. These things have really happened, and companies are now paranoid, expecting that everyone is a criminal and will do something like this on their way out if they retain their access until the last day.

    It is very unprofessional on the company's part, to assume you're a criminal only when you've resigned, but it's the way of business, they are concerned about their company and not about you once you've given in your resignation.

    Accept the money they give you and leave early, take it easy, use the time as a paid vacation if you wish, then when it's time to start that new job, you're well rested and ready to go.

  246. post a thread on ask slashdot about it by generationxyu · · Score: 1

    everyone will appreciate that

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  247. Better ways... by Alomex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I informed my boss that I would be quitting as soon as we completed our current project, and that I would not leave any time earlier than that, as I would never leave my team stranded halfway a project. I also asked him not to tell my team so as not to demoralize them. In the end this was in the order of six weeks notice which was sufficient for him to plan a replacement strategy.

    Once we had finished everything to satisfaction, I told my boss that I would be gone at the end of the week. He gave me two extra weeks of salary and told me that I would retain priviliged access to all accounts for another two months, in case my help was needed. He's a class guy and not long after that he was promoted.

    Chalk one down for the good guys for once.

    1. Re:Better ways... by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm ...
      Why on earth did you want to leave the job then?
      Nick ...

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    2. Re:Better ways... by Alomex · · Score: 1


      The company was croaking.

  248. Sad, but no surprise by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    HR types think the worst case just like security types, they expect everyone to be as crooked as most corporate leadership seems to be, "he's going to screw us or he wouldn't be leaving". Add in the paper shufflers mindset: "never let common sense interfere with proceedure" and this becomes the normal way of doing things. Enjoy the vacation and go to your new job rested and relaxed.

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  249. That's why you should leave well hidden backdoors by melted · · Score: 1

    That's why you should leave well hidden backdoors behind. So that you have something to do in the remaining couple of weeks.

    Just kidding.

  250. OK, you got paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for 2wks to stay at home
    and ur complaining?

  251. The CIO is whom who behave unprofessionally by mikejuni · · Score: 1

    It is not you, but the CIO who is behaving un-professionally.
    I agree that next time if you work for him again, give him a 6 month resign notice and let him lock you out from the system.
    This way you'll get paid without doing nothing, and they cannot fire you, in 6 months.

  252. You think you've got problems... by BitHive · · Score: 1

    My supervisor recently fork-bombed my home PC to "get my attention" after not being able to get ahold of me for a few hours on a Sunday evening. I hope he reads this and freaks out and does it again :)

    1. Re:You think you've got problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you supervisor have access to your home computer?

  253. Share the resignation letters! by nighty5 · · Score: 1

    When I was working for a Big 5 firm, we were going under a fairly intense restructing due to people leaving. So many people were leaving, that guarenteed every Friday we'd have a farewell party.

    It got so bad that the Partners tried to curb the "celebrations" - hilarous.

    A resignation letter had been circulating around the office, so it was basically a cut-paste jobbie for most people resigning. I can only imagine the HR department having a laugh.

    I still felt I left on fairly good terms, even offered them to walk me out the building but unfortunately they didn't. I had my bags packed and everything! So if you got paid out, be happy. Don't be offended - its just business.

    Needless to say I walked into the next job, paying double the salary.

    Good times.

  254. Here's an interesting approach... by iwrasahp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...that was used by a former Apple employee

  255. I actually said that to my last employer. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 5, Interesting


        I told them that I was walking off of the job, RIGHT NOW, and that was all there was to it.

        One of the bosses got upset with me and said that it was discourteous to do something like that. You should give two weeks notice that it would get back to you later and you might not be able to get a job for a stunt like that.

        I then told them that my employment was a contract where you paid me for services, and if you fired me, you would walk me out of the building immediately.

        "So, I'm firing you. You're all incompetent, and the system is failing due to that. Consider my vacant position as a sign of things to come."

        When I walked it stirred people. That next week they lost three. Two more quit the next week. I was an underground leader of the staff, and when I went, the whole place saw my lead and thought it wasn't worth it.

        All in all, it was the most worthy thing I've done in years.

    1. Re:I actually said that to my last employer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I walked it stirred people. That next week they lost three. Two more quit the next week. I was an underground leader of the staff, and when I went, the whole place saw my lead and thought it wasn't worth it.

      Ronnie!! Ronnie come back and saaave us!! ROONNIEEE!!!!!

      You'll get yours comm^H^H^H^Hhip^H^H^Hterrorist!! Yeah that's right Terrorists! Economic TERRORISM! You're ALL terrorists!! You will take what I pay you and like it!

      It's moments like this that make me glad I shipped over to China. Here the government really knows how to run things. Guys like you get hauled off to some ulag where you belong. My workers don't even know what a union is! They think the state is their union! Great huh.

      I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm in discussions with my pals on the hill to try and implement some of the more efficient Chinese policies into law over here! :eyes narrow: So watch your back..... *hissssss*

    2. Re:I actually said that to my last employer. by varebel · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose you were a newspaper carrier, eh?

    3. Re:I actually said that to my last employer. by ducttapekz · · Score: 1

      Shut up Randy, I said it right to his face. I swear to god I did.
      Donny Baker

  256. It might not be that you're a threat... by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
    It could just be that you are a distraction. Since you are a short timer, you might take other people's time by chatting with them. Besides, the employees have to deal with surprise exits due to illness all the time so think of this as practice.

    Also, if the place sucks to work for, the employer might be rightfully afraid that other emoyees might talk to you about going with you. This isn't to say that you would be unprofessional and poach, but something was wrong enough for you to leave. And before you say, "They could just get your home number," consider how many past employees you are currently in touch with. I tried to get people to leave for much better digs. Walked up with offer in hand. No luck. Inertia is an impressive thing.

  257. As far as the state is concerned, you were fired by unixpro · · Score: 1

    I once worked for a company that was, IMHO, the worst place in the world. After putting up with it for as long as I could, I resigned, giving a full 4 weeks notice per the handbook. As with you, I was instructed to immediatly clear my desk and leave the premesis.

    Well, I went to the unemployment office to file for unemployment. I anticipated having to build a case for a hostile work environment and go through a hearing process. Not so. It seems that, since they asked me to leave the premesis before the date I offered as my last, they were, as far as the state was concerned, firing me. The guy said "you might not think of it like that, and I might not, but the state does." I got full unemployment benefits starting immediatly.

    Worth looking into if you don't have something else lined up already.

  258. What's the problem? by Evro · · Score: 1

    When I gave notice at my last job, I PRAYED they'd just let me leave, but instead they kept me on and hired a contractor and had me try and teach him everything I'd learned there in 2 days. It was a miserable place to work, so bad that I don't even list it on my resume. I would have relished a 2-week vacation before starting up my next job. The lame-duck period is sort of awkward too, they had me sitting in on planning meetings and everything as if I was going to be able to do 3-month projects in my remaining 2 weeks.

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  259. You did the right thing by hendersj · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just remember that you have no control over how other people react to your decisions.

    When I left my last job, I gave my notice and then talked to the director of data security and asked him how he wanted to handle transitioning my authority around. I told him straight up that my reputation is too important to me to leave privileged accounts behind, and that I would appreciate having the opportunity to disable my own access so I would be sure it was done properly. I didn't want something to happen and then for the company to think it was me because I'd recently left and had all sorts of authority on the systems.

    My boss had already known of my feelings about that sort of thing, because we had talked about it in the past when others had left. He was fully aware of the conversation I had with the director of data security, and he was cool with it. He knew me well enough to know that I took my responsibilities seriously and wasn't going to do something that would bite me in the ass down the road.

    I've seen that sort of thing happen; when I was in college, we had a guy who said he wanted to learn, so we gave him administrative access on the systems. He never showed up, and as inexperienced as we were, we didn't revoke his access. He went in and changed all of the passwords and locked out all of the administrative accounts after deleting his own account. He left a trail so blindingly clear that when the US Air Force called to do a security background check on him, they were informed about it (though not by me - but I was in the room when the call came in). The last I heard (and this was many years ago, so his circumstances may have changed), he was finishing up a 6 year ROTC tour of duty but unable to get a security clearance. Do you know how many jobs there are in the US Air Force involving computer science degrees that don't require a security clearance? Not many....

    My boss understood that having seen someone screw their career over (former boss was ex-Navy, and had a top secret clearance) because they decided to act stupid with their authority meant that I wasn't about to do the same. I've always assumed that when it comes to IT systems, someone's watching me and I may not know how they're watching me, so I just don't screw around with the authority.

    Being a systems administrator means that you have to be trustworthy - and trusted by your management. I've always said that if management doesn't trust a systems administrator (and if they don't for a good reason), then the systems administrator shouldn't be administering their systems. The fact that there is a lot of very sensitive corporate data accessible to someone with those types of rights means that you have to trust that they're not going to abuse their authority. That doesn't mean that you don't put auditing systems in place to audit access to sensitive data, but in most companies, the ones putting those systems in place are the system administrators, so they know the ins and outs of those systems - including how and where to disable them.

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    1. Re:You did the right thing by students · · Score: 1

      What if you are the director of data security? Then how do you resign?

    2. Re:You did the right thing by khallow · · Score: 1

      Well, assuming this actually becomes a problem, the second in command can take over. If they deem that means locking you out, then so be it. For such a position, I'd recommend a longer warning time (a month or even more). After all, it'll take the company longer to fill the position and you may need to help your replacement adapt to the position. But there doesn't seem to be any real difference in how you handle the resignation IMHO.

    3. Re:You did the right thing by hendersj · · Score: 1

      To your boss, as always.

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      Insanity is a gradual process; don't rush it.
    4. Re:You did the right thing by hendersj · · Score: 1

      Sure it makes a difference. If you act professionally, it'll reflect on you in a positive manner. If you act unprofessionally, it'll likely haunt you forever.

      I was involved in a fairly large project in my last job, so I offered a month as I recall. When I left my first position in the new company for another area, I hand-selected and trained my replacement. Handling that professionally saved me during a RIF that happened recently, as the first department asked me to come back.

      Burning bridges in IT is a very, very bad idea.

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      Insanity is a gradual process; don't rush it.
    5. Re:You did the right thing by khallow · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you misunderstood me, but your summary is much better than my ramble. The original question was whether a higher level job was different than any other. It really isn't. As you say, act professionally and you'll not regret it.

    6. Re:You did the right thing by hendersj · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see - yes.

      It's funny how two people can say the same thing differently and not realize they're saying the same thing for a bit.

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  260. Terrific luck by galdosdi · · Score: 1

    You just got two weeks of pay for zero weeks of work. Where's the downside?

  261. Are you sure? Can you back that up with a stat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No supervisor, no HR flack and no VP ever got fired for running off an employee that gave notice


    Are you sure? Can you back that up with a stat?
  262. Happened to me too by urikkiru · · Score: 1

    An IT/programming job in about a 1000 person company did the same thing to me also. Was kind of strange really at the time. Then again, my boss was a bit paranoid too. I didn't realise until it was too late that he had no sense of humour. I suppose joking that a good way to force the company to upgrade the servers was to set fire to them wasn't exactly a brilliant move on my part :) Oh well.

  263. Re:Australia isn't First World? No, it's New World by fido_dogstoyevsky · · Score: 1

    Australia isn't First World? Would that make it 2nd World? Standard of living and complexity of government seems to be on par with most "1st World countries"... There's even a pretty significant cultural impact that Australia has on the World, and Australian products are consumed all over. I wonder what an example of a Second World Country would be. New Zealand, maybe? Argentina? Greece?

    More like "Old World" (Britain/Europe), "New World" (Australia/the Americas) and "Third World" (more recently (ie since the Second World War)"developed" nations), according to memories of (anglocentric) history lessons.

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  264. What do you expect? by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

    How do does your employer not know you won't do harm to them? Put yourself in their shoes, or more accurately your own shoes if it was someone else resigning. Don't you think you would be a little paranoid? I would argue you have a duty to protect your systems. Don't take it personally. Enjoy your 2 week paid vacation.

    1. Re:What do you expect? by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      It is assumed they trust you because they continued to pay you for you doing your job up to that point so far. Sure it might be nice for a vacation but hey, you put your two week notice in because you found something better for yourself not because you hate your current employer and wish great harm to them. Let's show a little compassion and say goodbye politely to departing employees who we trust and will miss.

      I know it's their systems and they can do whatever they want.

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    2. Re:What do you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't the evil SysAdmin just do something evil before he resigns?

      Seems like common sense to me. The whole locking you out of the systems and booting you out of the office types of attitudes just reflect corporate arrogance.

      Do we force congressmen to leave right away when they announce they aren't going to seek another term?

      Do corporate CEO's and executives get treated the same way when they tell the board they intend to quit in a year's time?

      These people can do far more damage than even the head SysAdmin can.

      Hence, the answer is simple: elitism.

  265. Standard Procedure for IT staff. by slashhax0r · · Score: 1

    It protects them as well as you, if funny things happen during your 2 weeks, then you can say "what, i was locked out right away" Pretty standard :)

  266. Just be honest. by Timex · · Score: 1

    My last job (before my current one) was at a bank.

    I was honest, in that I was looking to do the best I could by my family in taking a position that paid better, and that the work schedule was flexible enough that I could also pursue academic pursuits.

    When I gave my notice, my access to the network was struck within 30 seconds, and that is no exaggeration. In fact, my boss read the letter, turned to the guy I worked with, and said, "That's it... Lock him out." It wasn't done out of malice at all-- banks have auditors crawling all over their files, and it would have looked awful suspicious for a guy that was "short" to be having access to the computers.

    Companies in different fields of expertise have different reasons for acting the way they do. Some can (and will) let an employee that is leaving work until the last day, and others can't or won't. It all depends on the company policies, which is influenced by whomever the company answers to, such as stockholders or auditors.

    If you are polite and honest in the phrasing of your resignation, then I doubt anything "bad" can come of it.

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    When politicians are involved, everyone loses.
  267. I just wanna rant! by extra+the+woos · · Score: 1

    That a lot of places have really sleazy ways of dealing with people. Fred Meyers in Alaska (they are retards that voted not to unionize, I worked there for a summer to earn some cash) has a contract that you sign that says if you don't show up to work, you have quit. That way you can't collect unemployment. Just to screw you over...Wow... lol...

    When I quit from there, I gave them my 2 weeks notice, they said I could leave at the end of the week however, and I did. I came back there to go shopping (no hard feelings, I was going back to college) and my superviser (not my manager/boss) was pissed at me for not showing up to work. The idiot manager hadn't even told the guy!!! LoL.. anyway just wanted to tell my funny story.

    On the other hand, last summer I worked at an alaska native health clinic. The work was really, really boring. But I was treated VERY well. I got more work done in a couple days than the person that was in my previous position got done in weeks. We were both sad when I went off to school. I am basically gauranteed a great chance of getting hired to work there again if I am back in town looking for a job. A real employer doesn't care about the little things, as long as you get your ****ing work done fast and efficiently and don't bitch. The way it should be!

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  268. "At Will" employment? by ChronosWS · · Score: 1

    Here in Washington State nearly all of the tech jobs are 'at will' employment, meaning the employment contract can be terminated at any time for nearly any reason. Giving two weeks notice is considered a courtesy, and should reflect well on you professionally regardless of how they treated you. While it is disturbing to see you have been 'shut out,' I wouldn't go so far as to take it personally unless you have actually talked with your boss and HR and they have not provided a satisfactory business explanation. Keep in mind, these days it's not terribly uncommon for personnel managers to go a bit overboard when they think there might be a possible security breach with an employee. The fact that you gave notice should have helped mitigate such irrational behavior, but I guess not in your case. You did the right thing, and you should feel good about that. They did what they had every right to do as an employer, and you shouldn't feel bad about that. Remember, if you were in their position and felt you had a reason to get rid of a guy who was quitting anyway, would you want people coming and complaining to you about something you know it is your right to do? Unless you are a hypocrite, probably not. Besides, when you apply for your next job, if they bother to investigate the nature of your leaving at least there is a chance someone will say that you gave two weeks notice, as opposed to simply not showing up one day (which, at least here, would also be your legal right.)

  269. Re:Liability by starwed · · Score: 1

    It's possible they also have a requirement to cut off his access to the company data. If he's switches to a rival company, they wouldn't want him brining more inside knowledge than he already has.

  270. Give Yourself More Notice Than You Give Your Boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently took another job and was concerned that I'd lose my Thanksgiving holiday and day-after-Thanksgiving holiday if, because of perceived competitive conflicts, my boss might say I had to leave on the day before Thanksgiving rather than a week later, as I had planned. So I took the new job one Friday and told my boss the following week -- too late, my wife thought, for my employer to demand that I leave before Thanksgiving. I still gave my employer two weeks' notice, but I gave myself an extra week to wrap up work I wanted to finish and to avoid the possibility of losing the holidays.

  271. My change of job after 25 years by jimwelch · · Score: 1

    I got feed up with my first job of over 25 years. Bad management, New foreign owners, draining of R&D to overseas, etc.
    So when the "other half" of the company - spin off due to FTC monopoly concerns after the merger - was hiring, I interviewed. They had me sign papers on a Monday.

    I packed up all of my belongings at the old place on Monday Evening, including a complete Dilber doll collection, as I was afraid of the escort service, that they had used in the layoff rounds (over 14 round in 25 years)!

    I told my supervisor on Tuesday, then went to HR and applied for the layoff package. I also went around and told everyone goodbye as a precaution. On Wednesday, HR said no, I would have to be replaced (which I never was). So I said fine, my last day is Friday as I had already arranged with my boss. I then said, (a little ticked at HR - again). Employment at will is a two edge sword!

    My boss had me backup all of my files and I gave him and my co-worker the CD's. Thursday afternoon, my boss came in and said that he had arrange with HR to go ahead and check out now. So I had a day extra vaction before I started my new job. Since all the people at the new company were part of the same company two years ago. I knew everyone and they knew me. Easy transition.

    Funny thing was that after I reported to work at the new spot, HR told me they delayed hiring me because a corporate wide hiring freeze had gone in to effect after my new boss told me he was going to recommend me for hiring. After they told corporate this, HR said they MUST hire me. I have been there 5 years now.

    With a town of 36,000. Many people know each other and are friends for life, even after the change. We have long conversations in Wal-Mart!

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    Never trust a man wearing a coat and tie!
  272. What did you put in your letter of resignation? by syukton · · Score: 1

    Why did you write your letter to HR and not to your manager? Do you not have a manager? If you don't, who is the next most-senior person in the company, the person you answer to in meetings about budget or whatever? I think you should have written them a letter and let them sort it out with HR. If you send a letter to HR there's no guarantee that HR will pass on the letter verbatim to those that can revoke your priveleges; they might have just said "Joe is quitting, take whatever measures you deem necessary." instead of "Joe has given two weeks' notice, prepare for him to leave on the Nth of the month." Or something more diplomatic like that.

    What was in your letter? Did you tell them why you were leaving? Did you say you were going to steal corporate secrets, that you were moving, that you needed time off from work... Did you say anything that would prompt them to make such a rash move?

    I do agree with others, you are taking it somewhat personally. You got paid, you did your job, you offered the standard two weeks, there's not much more to do. You may have done too much by communicating too much in your letter (or communicating the wrong things) but you definitely didn't do too little.

    In my state (Washington) neither the employee nor the employer needs to give two weeks' notice; neither party needs to give any notice at all. You can call in one day and say "I quit" and the company has no recourse other than to give you a bad reference. Likewise, one day you can come in and the company tells you "adios!" and you go home that very day (if not that very hour), do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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  273. You have got to be kidding me by Kerbo · · Score: 1

    You told your employer that you, as someone with tons of access to their system, was leaving and you wonder why you got locked out and then go crying abhout it in your blog and on /., who is being unprofessional here?

  274. 2 weeks damn by crashelite · · Score: 1

    thats some good money for doing nothing at all but sitting on ur ass playing games @ home :)

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  275. Financial Institution SOP. No big deal! by satan666 · · Score: 1
    Anyone in IT who works for a financial institution can expect the same treatment. Don't look at it as a bad thing, these are the rules. Enjoy the two weeks.

    It is also quite common for a manager to allow the employee to stay on for two weeks and finish up, or train someone. This only happens if the "divorce" is amicable.

    Personally, I never left on a bad note. Even if I hated a place, I always thanked them and left as a professional. A reputation is worth much more than some angry words.

    Anyway, how can I be mad at a place when I am about to start something brand new and more fun. Forget the past and concentrate on the future. Enough said...

  276. My last day is Friday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gave 4 weeks notice, sat down with CEO and gave him a letter, then sat down with manager and gave him a letter. that was 4 weeks ago :)

    Nothing really changed, I wrapped up all my consulting work, wrote reports and trained remaining employees on doing my job, then today I get lunch at a crappy cafeteria and a handshake. Those are joys of working for a 8 person security consulting company. Now I get to sit around for two days and browse the internet.

    As far as your experience, it sounds about right for as a SOP for a large corp.

    Look Up, Look Out, go get a better job.

  277. But why? by phorm · · Score: 1

    If you're being fired, then it makes more sense as you may decide in the future to do something malicious as "payback." Surprise is on the side of the employer

    If you're handing in your own resignation, then you are leaving of your own volition. The surprise is against the employer, and if you really wanted to you could have done something nasty *before* your papers were handed in.

  278. You Missed One Thing by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

    You did everything I would have done except for one thing. You forgot to write a virus set to strike in 2 weeks. If they let you fulfill your two weeks then you disable it. If they blacklist you, well ...

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    "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
  279. It's just bureaucracy, nothing personal by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    The personnel department has procedures because they deal with lots and lots of people. It would be too much hassle for them to have widely differing procedures for widely differing circumstances. Better to just start the documented procedure the same for everybody.

  280. Useful access? by phorm · · Score: 1

    I still have access to my previous employer's systems. Every now and then they call to check on various system configurations etc, allowing me access makes life easier for both of us.

  281. A bridge worthy of burning by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    The preident of a company I worked at took a stable 120 employee firm, ran the head count up to 170 on a crazy whim of a project before it crashed down to 35 when I left. He had been newly hired when it was stable, and took a year to cook up his crazy scheme and pack the board of directors, so it was 100% attributable to him, no ifs ands or buts. I did not want to ever be able to work for such a nutjob again, so I intentionally burned that bridge by making it crystal clear during the exit process that he was the sole reason I was leaving, and that the only way I would ever come back was if he were not associated with the company in any way.

    Sometimes burning a bridge has a purpose.

    1. Re:A bridge worthy of burning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on, too many people who preach not to burn bridges seem to think that revenge or anger is the main reason. There is a desire of many of us to never work for such a person again. Depending on the company and the way it operates, you can sometimes burn a bridge over and over again and they will still call. I have one local staffing firm that made me do a hella lot of extra work to get my whopping $33 dollar paycheck because my employment paperwork was lost..(fired or quitting employee who handled my contract left and took stuff..go figure) but they required me to fax the same paperwork over 10 times to the same number..no..it couldn't be scanned and emailed..morons. Well I will never work for that company again and I told them so very blatantly...they called again maybe 1 or 2 months later and wanted to hire me for another contract..I didn't remember it was THAT company that screwed me until the manager who I dealt with for the faxes emailed everyone on the team the night before, I had been talking to the headhunter until then...once I realized it was that company I did not show up or call for the job...they have called on 3 more jobs since then and I turn them down over the phone.

    2. Re:A bridge worthy of burning by bloodredsun · · Score: 1

      Absolutely agree

      Just as a matter of integrity, if I thought that someone was so bad at their job that I would never work with them again, I would say how I felt. It's not a matter of bitterness just honesty. I know of enough situations were freelancers have turned down apparently interesting and lucrative positions because they worked with one particular (and extremely incompetent) staffer and said "never again". It's one of the few times that you can give honest feedback without having an axe to grind and one where the company in question has to take notice.

  282. From a non IT guy by switcha · · Score: 1
    I work in advertising. I'm a copywriter, and years ago my art director (most agencies have CW's and AD's work as teams on the accounts) left for another job. When he gave notice, the impetus was to squeeze as much work out of him as possible in the three weeks he had left. I suppose it's because his ideas were the valuable thing, and they needed to be realized before he left to insure the integrity of them (most creatives hate getting handed someone else's idea, only to be asked to just execute the rote parts/prouction of it.).

    I don't want to be a downer on you, but were you bringing something to the job that any other person couldn't waltz in and do? I'll admit I know about jack crap about running servers and administering a corporate network, but perhaps, if your specific body being there wasn't a big deal, they decided the security risk (my art director could have easily deleted all kind of archived, un-backed up work if he was feeling nefarious) wasn't worth it.

    From all the other posts from people who know the IT industry, it seems that this was par for the course, and you should just enjoy your vacation and prep for your next job. From my perspective, I'd feel I still have some more to offer, ads to button up, website copy to write, etc. before leaving and my agency would want that stuff badly. If that's how you feel, I could see why you'd be bummed (slap in the face, right?). But take heart in the fact that even if you had a ton to offer during the time you offered them, it sounds like it's just a security thing that's likely more dictated by their insurance company than by how they feel about your contributions.

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    You know what? ... A little club soda *did* get that out!
  283. The professional thing... by buss_error · · Score: 1
    What is the professional thing to do?

    You did the professional thing. You gave notice.
    If they choose to remove your access, then that's up to them. If they tell you not to bother for the next two weeks, that's also up to them.

    What happened to you is standard proceedure at many employers. I know that when I turn in notice, I'll be asked not to show up for work. I also know that I'll be paid for it. The only problem is when they choose not to pay you. The employer is in the wrong there, provided we are talking two weeks. If you give 30 days notice, then they could choose to only pay you for 14 days, depending on your pay cycle.

    I fully support removing access to people that are terminating their employment. I also insist that they be paid.

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    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
    1. Re:The professional thing... by sd4l · · Score: 1

      If you give 30 days notice, then they could choose to only pay you for 14 days, depending on your pay cycle

      Whoah! I hope you're talking specifically about the US there! If they tried that in the UK they'd be hauled up before an Industrial Tribunal, that's so illegal over here it's untrue. If you're contracted for one month's notice (normal for general employment, more senior IT positions generally go to 2 or 3 months) then you get paid for that notice, not 14 days!

      You have some great facets to your laws (I love the strong constitution) and some really weird shit (DMCA, PATRIOT, and now this employment thing).

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  284. black and blue by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Adelaide Crows wear red, gold, and navy, rather than the red, gold, and black of the German Flag.

    Oddly, however, the St Kilda Saints did share the German colors at one point.

    Very funny post, I just thought you'd find this interesting.

  285. The old programmer replies... by Nitewing98 · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the post (here on Slashdot) not too long ago about the network admin that got fired when the company got an outside security firm to analyze their security and told them that the biggest threat to their security was the network admin. Although this IS true (who there knows more about their systems' vulnerabilities?), the security firm (who was hired to replace the admin) never revealed that after the admin left, THEY were the biggest threat.

    As several others here have noted, this is often the procedure followed by most companies, esp. if they are in a field that has some decent competition that might want "inside information."

    To the original poster: you did nothing wrong. However, I would urge you to make sure you have all your "stuff" (both tangible objects and data/files that belong to you) before serving your notice next time.

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    Nitewing '98

    Everything works...in theory.

  286. Small potatoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We had one.
    He happened to be one of the partners in the original startup, but still... he quit. He kept receiving paychecks until the company was bought months later.

  287. Easy by trouser · · Score: 1

    I follow the same basic template for all my professional correspondence. I assure you it works a treat.

    Dear Cunt,

    [insert shit you want to say]

    Fuckfully yours,

    [insert name]

    I'm releasing that shit into the public domain. Go nuts.

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    Now wash your hands.
  288. Broken Policy by Effugas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From a security standpoint, the resignation standpoint appears flawed. The resigner has full control of when he delivers the information, so he can simply delay his announcement until he's completed his malicious activity. It would take a very stupid attacker to steal materials _after_ providing notice.

    But empirically, it may very well be that there are some very stupid attackers.

  289. it is normal by pbjones · · Score: 1

    The employer exercises their rights to pay you for the two weeks and ask you to leave. When made redundant, I was given an hour, and escorted around. I have heard of 15 minutes, with the person not able to return to his office. At my current workplace they expect 4 weeks notice, but I know that in unusual cases the employee has departed after handing in his resignation.

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  290. Large Corporation by mixmasterjake · · Score: 1

    Be thankful you don't work at some of the smaller places where I've worked. You'd be spending the last two weeks documenting, tying up loose ends and training people to take over your work. My last two weeks has sometimes been stressful with a lot of overtime. Maybe that's my own doing, but I like to think that I leave things in good shape.

    I suppose if I felt mistreated or hated the job, manager, etc, I might not feel the need to try so hard, though. In which case, they probably would be better off just locking me out and sending me home.

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  291. not happened in last 4 IT jobs by rmallico · · Score: 1

    went from sysadmin at small (300 users) sysadmin role, gave notice and worked last 2 weeks (probably helped that my counterpart was a total doof and instead of learning routers, switching, etc he would just call the local consultants and pay them to travel out to replace a remote WAN router or rebuild a server... next job was at a fairly large netscape reseller in the south (remember netscape?) working internall on IT stuff and then also handling customer site installs of the netscape web and mail servers that our developers wrote custom apps on top of... gave notice and was ASKED to stay for 2 more weeks since there was a large project and they requested that i help interview my replacement... after that i was at a large (1.5B) systems management firm where i did QA and pre-sales consulting on java/db/network performance monitoring solutions and was there 6+ years and on giving notice i was told that since i was going to the competition that i would be asked to leave that day but that i had 2 hours to go around the buildings and do the whole good-bye thing... i was supposed to have a HR person with me but my mgr was like 'yeah' you BUILT have the stuff we use in our department anyway... if you mucked with something nobody around was going to tear it down and slow our day in day out stuff with the rebuild... last place... uh, well, i have not given notice yet... still there but sometimes the grass DOES look greener on the other side :)

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  292. Only two weeks notice? Why not 3 months? by Terje+Mathisen · · Score: 2, Informative

    I live in Norway, but have worked in the US previously.

    The standard 2-week notice never ceases to amaze me, here in Norway the standard is "3 months, starting at the end of the current month."

    Yes, a very few companies will still pay you to quit immediately, but you cannot depend upon this, which means that both employee and employer needs to consider their actions more carefully: You, as the employee, cannot walk away immediately, even if you have many weeks of acrued leave/vacation time, and your boss cannot fire you immediately without having to explain how a 3-4 month severance payment ended up on his balance sheet.

    Yes, sometimes this sucks, but mostly I believe it to be a very good idea.

    Terje

    --
    "almost all programming can be viewed as an exercise in caching"
  293. Your mistake was... by bgspence · · Score: 1

    not giving them two months notice!

  294. if you feel upset about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then it sounds like you weren't really trying to give two weeks' notice.
    The business you worked for had a right to use your abilities for those remaining two weeks, if it chose to do so. You had an obligation to remain professional about it.

  295. Corporate Cruelty by difster · · Score: 1

    This is a true story.

    About eight years ago I got fired from my jobs as Unix admin.

    The bastards fired me and I stayed for five weeks until I found another job, gave two weeks notice and trained my boss for my job.

    The worst part of it is, they called me back about a year and a half later because they were firing the admin who replaced me and they didn't know how to lock him out of the system. Oh the humanity!

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    Liberty is not granted to me as a privilege, it is my due.
  296. Here's the thing.... by RationalRoot · · Score: 1

    If you do damage before you resign, the CIO can blame you.
    If you resign, and then do damage, then everyone wants to know why the CIO left you with access to the systems.
    If they trust you, and leave you with access to the system, then kick someone else out on the day he/she resigns, then he/she will start moaning about implied defamation.
    Solution: A Policy, applied equally and universally.
    This is not unprofessional, this is not personal unless they have treated everyone else differently.
    Enjoy your two weeks holidays.
    No new employer is going to be wary of you simply because your previous company paid out your notice.

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  297. Way too late to lockout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If employers see personell who resign as a liability, on what basis do they do that?

    I would have thought that those employees who might do something stupid or malicious would have done that befor exposing themselves?

    In my part of the world (Norway) three months notice is usual, both on staff reduction and when anyone wants to go to competition. It is not unusual that you can be allowed to leave sonner, but it's not the rule.

    I think this paranoia pays back, tell people you expect stupidity, and yo'll get it.

  298. Same thing happened to me... by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    ...and I'm in Sales.

    I was an independent consultant at the time, and my departure was a long time coming, it took noone by surprise. On the day it was formally announced, I got locked out of all computer systems.

    I found that both insulting and stupid.

    Insulting, because a) I'm not a thief nor a sabotager, and I had hoped that after working together for over a year, Management had at least got that b) if I were, I'm intelligent enough to do my damage before, not after, my departure was announced. Management missed that, too :-/
    Stupid, because I fully intended to keep working during my notice, and they wanted me to, only with no access to the databases, I couldn't really work.

    So, it hurt my feelings a fair deal, more so because it was a very small (10 person) company, and there was no SOP for departures.

    They were the unprofessional ones. I tried to remain professional even after their antics. I shut out my direct boss 'coz I was soooo pissed with her, and wrapped everything up with her boss. I even managed to not badmouth my boss, which I was itching to do.

    If I were to do it again, I'll try to speak with my boss and the head honcho a bit more, right before officially quitting, so they could feel more confident of my state of mind, and we could work out something for the notice's duration. i think doing it before rather than right after is important psychologically. I don't mind being payed for doing nothing, though.

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  299. Escorted out by Wansu · · Score: 1



    Your experience isn't unique. I've seen a company do nothing and let the worker continue working up until his last day. Earlier, I saw the same company send a security guard to supervise the employee who quit clean out their office and assist them in getting their stuff out of the building to their car. It depended on where the employee was going to work and the general mood of management. In either case, all you can do is give 2 weeks notice and the ball is in their court.

    This same outfit had fired 2 employees because they discovered these individuals were seeking employment elsewhere. I noticed an objectionable trend 8 years ago during my last job hunt. Prospective employers wanted to talk to my boss before they made a written offer, I accepted and had the opportunity to resign from my old job. Basically, they didn't want candidates to bargain from a position of strength. I was put in this situation. I refused to give my blessing for them to call my boss. My rationale was and is that a worker doesn't deserve to be fired just for trying to get a better job. In the end, I got the job because an insider knew me. A buddy of mine had a similar experience. He felt the same way I do about it and refused. He was taken out of consideration for the job. He eventually got a much better job somewhere else.

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  300. sometimes it depends on why you quit by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    If you are leaving to go to a competitor, you bet they will lock you out. Not just so you won't damage anything, which they're not assuming, but that you won't copy tools and manuals and possibly even customer lists to take with you.

    I gave 4 weeks' notice at my last job, then used up my remaining vacation days, before coming back and working the last part of the period. And I was working in the financial industry. But they knew why I was leaving -- to go back to school -- so they knew I wasn't a threat. And I knew I needed the money I'd get by staying as long as I could, so I warned them I needed to go, and worked out the times with my boss, etc. I had no infrastructure duties (this was a survival job at a call center) but I remained customer-facing up until I clocked out for the last time.

    Oh, and my last job before that, my company gave me six months' notice of my layoff, and gave me substantial severance when it happened, finally. Instead of revoking my access in stages, by the end I was finishing interdepartmental projects. Actually, my last boss there managed to get me an extra month extension at the last minute, too. I had heavy infrastructure responsibility at the time, and my last week was spent on call. This was in the internet industry, after the bubble burst, which makes it more surprising.

    Sometimes circumstances dictate fast separation. But if you're a team player with a reputation for honesty, and you're not leaving out of anger, I think managers try to be considerate in how they handle it. If not, were you working for the right manager to begin with? :) And if not, think of being cut off right away as minimizing your culpability if/when something breaks, later.

    1. Re:sometimes it depends on why you quit by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      ... treating an ex-IT employee that has given notice (not being laid off or fired) like that is moronic. They probably know more ways into the network than those who are locking them out do.

      In fact, I'm the one who deleted my own passcode at one ex-employer because I was the one who programmed the alarm systems.

      Treat the person with respect if they bothered giving notice -- if they wanted to steal customer data, etc., they would have done it before giving notice. Duh.

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      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
  301. Leverage by cra · · Score: 1

    I was not happy with the conditions where I was employed, and threatened to resign if the leaders didn't invoke some measures to make things better. I gave them three days to come up with suggestions to how we could make things improve. Of course nothing happened, so on the morning the fourth day I delivered my written resignation. They were stunned, but tried to call my bluff and did nothing. A week later they were surprised to find out I wasn't bluffing.

    Now, eight months later, I still have my administrator accounts, the system passwords and the oportunity to really screw their systems up. But I don't. Why should I? I have a better job, they have to find out how all the systems I made work by themselves, and I can cash in a consultant fee whenever they have to make a phonecall to me for help. I don't snoop around in their internal stuff, there is nothing interesting there. I am a techie, and their internal politics are of no interest to me. All that would happen if I tried somehow to get "revenge" (I think I got plenty revenge when I saw the look on my former bosses face as he realised I was actually leaving.) would be a police inverstigation and possibly criminal charges. And I don't want that. I still like my former co-workers and don't want to hurt them by messing up their job. It's the management that has a problem, but I think they are about to realise that througn other channels now.

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  302. Resigning Professionally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a professional resignation requires a certain amount of detachment, which may sound a bit odd, but I'll try to explain.

    Companies aren't people, so I wouldn't take how your resignation is received too terribly personally. The company is just doing what it feels it must to protect itself. Perhaps the company had a bad experience with disgruntled employees in the past. In any case, you're leaving, so the reason is immaterial, really

    I would suggest to anyone resigning from a job, even one they couldn't stand, to remember a couple of things:

    1) You may wish to use the company as a reference, especially if you worked there for several years, and
    2) most jobs are obtained through "connections," so there's no reason to do anything to destroy working relationships you labored so hard to develop by doing something stupid on the way out. Even a co-worker you didn't particularly like may be in a position to refer some work your way in the future.

    Basically it's like your mom always told you, there's no reason to burn any bridges.

    Write a clear and concise letter of resignation, maybe throw in a subtle ego stroke for the higher ups, give what notice you feel you must, and walk away with no regrets.

    1. Re: Resigning Professionally by aguilarojo · · Score: 1

      The kind of behavior engaged by the officers of the corporation must be seen in the context of the reality of the work environment in existence for the last 10 years (at least) in the US and unfortunately elsewhere. Corporations as private entities (individuals) have a right to protect their hardware, software, and other property which house these items. Countries which don't follow through on such a view are usually those same countries which don't believe in individual rights at the political or any other level either; no use naming them as their economies are following their reputations as valuable and trained persons leave them and go where their work and effort can "make a buck" while also allowing greater freedom, deeper research and advanced work environments.

      When people feel that the only way of making a point is to blow themselves up, destroy others or declare nations have no right to exist -- there cannot be anything but proactive cautious defensiveness on the part of corporate officers. Educated professionals comprehending the world in which they find themselves, should respond accordingly with equanimous discipline and not see these defensive actions as personally reflecting against themselves.

      Scientific and Technology professionals of all kinds around the world find themselves in a dream of unparalleled promise of personal reward and achievement while simultaneously witnessing the awful retrenchment of completely antiquated values. The propagation of slavery ... the trade in children ... the political and nearly total domination of women ... and it goes on beyond that; yet there is no comprehension in many societies that the achievements made by the largest economies could not have been achieved without the effort of women being respected in their place of work at the same pay as any other male professional, could not have been achieved without an effort to protect children so that they went to school and have the opportunity to develop an education in a technological or other professional endeavor, could not have been achieved without the difference of opinions against the very real tendency of human stubborness which can often take the form of insisting the Government or State is superior at all costs and times to any individual view -- that the State knows best, the Government is always right. The traditional view that the educated can and should be trusted at all times, is replaced by the new role of the educated in explaining science and technology to everyone else so that better and perhaps wiser public policies are not just argued, but understood by as many as possible.

      Democracy without the voices of dissension vibrant and socially and politically active is a "play" of democracy -- a farce. It is time for the super-class of scientific and technological professionals to assist in the birthing process of what this Earth may yet be, a saner and safer place for all people and children.

      --
      Mitakuye Oyasin: Translation from Lakota Sioux, "We are all related."
  303. Timing is everything by nukeade · · Score: 1

    You know, I'm surprised the same didn't happen to me.

    I worked as a software engineer once upon a time at a place where everyone hated me: they had literally the worst project manager of all time, who would do nothing but verbally abuse me and the other engineers under him and change specs every 10 minutes or so and blame the coders for not psychically detecting his changes. At one point I decided I'd had enough and pulled out his written specs from 24 hours ago, and ended up in a three-hour shouting match over, "Is this, or is this not exactly what is written in these specs?" When I went above his head to complain about him, I got much worse. Finally, I decided to forget the stock options, save my sanity and give my two weeks' notice in the form of, "after I finish this project, I quit": I expected the project to be complete enough to release a beta in about a month. Overnight, the project manager stopped making so many changes to the specs. The day I left, when I expected to be chased out the door by managers wielding pointy sticks, everyone came in to personally thank me for staying for the remainder of the project except the project manager. I absolutely didn't expect that.

    Anyway, the moral of the story is that if you try to make a statement with the timing of your resignation, the message that you mean no harm is likely to come through.

    ~Ben

  304. The professional thing to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The professional thing to do is thank them for the paid holiday and offer any assistance they require over that period (so long as it doesn't interfere with your new job or your well-earned fly fishing trip). If they ask why you were leaving, use your discretion but if you choose to answer, tell them they didn't pay you enough (That's good for all of us ;) Seriously though, keep it very brief, neutral and to the point. This is one of those times it is good to write the email, save the draft, tone it down the next day, save the draft and tone it down the next day again then read it to them over the phone so they have no written copy (particularly if you (shudder) name names). If you have co-worker friends who got hooped by you quitting, feel free to associate with them but resist the temptation to bail them out during working hours without some kind of approval from HR/management. Basically, don't burn your bridges: any or all of these people including managers, execs, line staff and (!) HR (!) could be involved in your hiring process at some point in the future.

    Don't feel like you've been run out on a rail. As many people have said here, that's mostly just the law talking guys getting their word in. There are very few managers that would turn down two weeks effectively unpaid labour no matter how they felt about the person. Besides, if you were in a position where you felt the need to write "I resign" on a whiteboard, the workplace and yourself are better off in your separate corners.

  305. Paranoid employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you can't do much if your employer is paranoid.

    I've never had that problem, maybe partly because I stayed 3 1/2 years in my first job and 4 1/2 in my second (but only 5 months in my third) and so got to know the people there very well and had their trust.

    There is nothing unprofessional about handing in your notice. Everyone likes change every now and then, and it's good for your career to have lots of different experiences. It's actually not good for your employer to behave like that - it causes bad feeling in the people who are left.

  306. Be like me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have simply not turned up for work for my last 2 internet helpdesk jobs. They didn't even call to see if I was ok :-(
    I'm all for burning bridges

  307. What would you do in their position? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    You protected your interests and they protected theirs. Don't take it so personally. It's just business.

    Many companies have a policy of not allowing employees who resigned stay around. They terminate the employment immediately and pay the two weeks.

    It's not so much a matter of expecting computer sabotage, but rather an issue of morale. They don't need two weeks of you talking to coworkers about how you got a better job with more pay at company Y. The thought of you explaining what you didn't like about the company to multiple coworkers is not something that they would relish, either.

    Again, it's just business.

  308. Plan it well! by iainlea · · Score: 1

    1. Think and then re-think your decision to move on!

    2. Make sure your last salary has been paid

    3. Make sure all your outstanding expenses have been paid

    4. Formulate a short and neutral resignation letter ie.

    I hereby give notice that I resign from my position as `YOUR-JOB-TITLE'. I have decided that it is time to move on. This was not an easy decision and took a lot of consideration. I am confident that the team you have put into place will succeed. Be assured that I will assist in a smooth transfer of my responsibilities before leaving. I wish you and COMPANY-NAME every good fortune and I would like to thank you for having me as part of your team.

    5. Make sure you send it per post/fax or deliver it in person to HR and ask for confirmation that they have received it.

    6. Send a copy as mail to your boss and his boss with Cc: HR

    7. Stay cool! and look forward to starting your new job.

    8. Best time is at start of a new month and on a Friday so you get the next 2 days
    off whatever happens...

  309. Sarbanes-Oxley? by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    If you have administrative access to confidential information systems at a publicly traded company, they could quite reasonably interpret their obligations under Sarbanes-Oxley as requiring them to revoke this the moment they know you're leaving. Not everyone does interpret it this way, but depending on how jittery they are about their investors, some companies play it extremely strict to make sure they don't piss off the SEC. Some specific industries also have strict information control regulations and laws with severe penalties. HIPAA comes to mind, as well as the various regulated financial industries. If your company does any classified work for the government, it's understandable they'd be a bit paranoid.

    Don't take it personally. If something happens in those two weeks (and that would be a perfect time for someone else to do something and blame it on you) even if nobody can prove you had anything to do with it, there are plenty of ways that can expose them to liability that dwarfs the cost of paying you for two weeks. It's just business, and being risk-averse.

    --
    There's no failure quite as dissatisfying as a complete and total solution to the wrong problem.
  310. That's exactly what they *should* do by gujo-odori · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Don't have a cow, man."

    I've been in the sysadmin and security fields for a number of years. As many others have written, this is SOP in many shops and is exactly what they *should* do. Yes, it's also true that a really nefarious person would have already planted all of his/her backdoors, trojans, whatever, well before resigning, but not all nefarious people are that smart, and some people just get a bug up their ass at the last minute and do something foolish (it's not common, but neither is it non-existent). Plus, if you think they might be a bad actor, or you just have really stringent security policies, you can put the person on leave and immediately start a security audit of everything they touched or might have touched.

    If I gave notice tomorrow,I would not only expect to be immediately placed on administrative leave, I would hope for it. Beats showing up for work those two weeks :) But since I'm a manager, I probably wouldn't get that lucky. If you were a sysadmin on my staff, I'd pull your access immediately and put you on leave, too. It wouldn't be personal, or any kind of reflection on your work. It's business, and it's good security policy.

    As far as how to resign professionally, speaking as a person who was rank and file for a long time and who currently managages a security staff of eight people, a letter of resignation should contain just the facts, and the bare minimum at that. It should state that you are resigning, and the effective date. That's it. And it should be written in polite and professional language. It doesn't need to say why (that's none of anyone's business), and really shouldn't. If you just can't help yourself, "To pursue other opportunities" is the best thing to say.

    Whether you have another job or not, or where, or why (really) you're quitting is not any of anyone's business. If people ask, you can tell them, or you can politely respond that you'd rather not say. Or tell a small lie and say you're going to pursue other opportunities, but aren't yet sure what shape they will take. Even if one of my staff resigned and told me that, and I later found out they had another job with our competition, I wouldn't be angry (OK, maybe I'm not your average boss, either); they don't owe me that truth. Why you're resigning and what you're going to do next is your business. All you owe your company apart from a letter of resignation as described above is a final two weeks of work up to your usual standard, if they do choose to have you work rather than put you on administrative leave.

  311. Stupid policy by ghoul · · Score: 1

    If (employee==malicious)
      {damage done before resignation anyway;}
    else
      {waste of 2 weeks salary;
        lost opportunity of training replacement;}

    Personally when I left my job after 3 years I had informed my boss and his boss almost 4 months in advance which was well and good as by the time I left my boss had been transferred to another project too. Of course I could do this as I was leaving to do a Masters so I knew well in advance when I was leaving. Same reason why none of my bosses were paranoid and in fact tried to give me more and more responsibility. Maybe they were trying to get their money's worth or trying to hold on to me. Personally I think it was the later as they offered me a promotion when I was already in the notice period. Anyway even if I was leaving for a competitor as many of my colleagues did the company never just kicks you out. Firstly since our contracts require 4 weeks notice from us 6 weeks from the company for termination of employment 4 weeks is quite a chunk of time. In fact if my guessestimate is right in my last month(while I had given the official resignation ) I started and completed a change request all the way from design to documentation and testing while training up my replacement. For a company to give up that much productive time would be foolish.
      On my last day I simply sent requests myself for shutting all my accounts. Once it was done the sysadmin signed off on a form and I handed in my access card and the form to HR. After that I spent the afternoon net surfing on my PC, backing up all my information to an external Hard disk( noone objected. Thats what trust is abt)and basically surfing the net till 5 at which time the project held a farewell for me and gave me my farewell gift and after drinks we all left the building.(No access cards required to leave)

    And O btw I left the country 2 days later and my company paid for the tickets to US as a courtesy (nothing required by contract but I had been there 3 years). They even paid my relocation expenses and 50 KG of air cargo.

    Needless to say when I finish my Masters my ex company will be on my list of potential employers.

    --
    **Life is too short to be serious**
  312. I don't resign, I get fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    while that's not actually true, it got a point nevertheless :)

  313. At my previous office ... by thempstead · · Score: 1

    ... it was all fairly civilized. Contractually we were expected to give 3 months notice of leaving but in actual fact that was normally negotiated down to around 4-6 weeks. The person would work that time finishing off anything they were working on and handing over anything they counldn't finish to the staff that remained. We never had any attempts to sabotage anything, mainly because the team got on well together and didn't want to screw over their friends but also because they were professionals.

    Usual thing was on the last day, normally a Friday, everyone would go out down the pub at lunch time and the person leaving would not have to return and would struggle home under a pile of leaving gifts. As soon as they had left the office for the pub their accounts would be disabled and all administrative users they had access to would have their passwords changed.

    t

  314. Depends on the company culture by DenDave · · Score: 1

    If you work in a "hostile" environment then this happens. In my experience, which is limited, simply discussing the matters prior to putting things in writing helps smooth the blow. I have always had a good relationship with the people I work with and they have subsequently been supportive of my moves. Open communication is better than shooting mails and memos around. Sure I have had times when simply writing "screw you I'm going home" would have been satisfying but taking a deep breath and talking it over worked much more to both our advantages.

    Don't burn bridges, it is normal for potential employers to check you references and then get the guy you just gave the bird on the phone... Emotional stability is very important so you should demonstrate it. Except on /. of course, here you can have a wonderful cathartic ranting session afterwards...

    {sample rant}
    son of a &^%$!
    Your momma wears combat boots!
    Is that a hemaroid or do you have a 60ft sat dish sticking out of your bunghole?
    {/sample rant}

    --
    -if at first you don't succeed, stay the heck away from paragliding.
  315. That is the professional thing to do. by MicklePickle · · Score: 1

    Because you are a SysAdmin I would expect your boss to do exactly what he did. This isn't so bad, and you shouldn't treat it as a smack in the face. This is to be expected if you hold a position of IT power. Mind you it doesn't always apply to every company. It's just the norm.

    From your boss' perspective it's better to force you to leave early than to have to deal with any unpleasentness. Besides, you get 2 weeks real holiday! That's not bad, is it?

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    -- main(s){printf(s="main(s){printf(s=%c%s%c,34,s,34) ;}",34,s,34);} $p='$p=%c%s%
  316. resignation by dougdonovan · · Score: 0

    'Systems Analyst/Systems Administrator', ya know, you might have a piece of paper that proves you actually hold that title & i'm sure hr has your records but then again a lot of people have a drivers license & don't know how to drive...seriously.

  317. It's Extremely Unprofessional by Majeric · · Score: 0

    Give me a break. If you wanted to do anything to harm the company, you would have done it *before* you gave them your resignation. It's an entirely paranoid and unjustifiable action.

    The only time to block people's access is when they are laid off or fired. Then you can't take the risk that they'd retaliate.

    The only thing that escorting someone off the premise does is hurt people's feelings. Lowers the person's self worth because you're being treated with a lack of dignity and trust.

    Personally, I would write your former manager and tell them how appauling that treatment was given all the good work that you contributed to them.

  318. Fuck 'em by evil_one666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is their problem, not yours. You have been professional, they have not. Move on.

  319. Dog eat dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they shut you off, why don't you have everything you would need - already? I mean what's going on that you're not properly looking after yourself? That's the question you need to ask yourself.

    I mean, you can not possibly expect some cogent answers on SlashDot, the most over-visited place of them all, on how to really make sure you're 'properly looking after yourself' in that respect, can you?!

  320. Huh?? by Atario · · Score: 1

    You got modded insightful for saying this (like many others), but it makes no sense. If you give notice, you're clearly not going to do anything to them -- if you were, you just tipped your hand. You said yourself, you'd do the damage before that. Giving notice is a tradition whereby a professional (acting, as you say, like one) extends the courtesy of allowing a period of time for the business to wrap things up cleanly and (relatively) unhurriedly. It's not a semaphore that says "I'm about to wreak havoc! Here I go!".

    But, hey, free money, right? Make it two years' notice!

    --
    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
    1. Re:Huh?? by hedronist · · Score: 1

      I agree that insightful is probalby the wrong mod label. How about 'common sense' or maybe 'been there, done that'? I also agree with you that it makes no sense at all **if you understand what techies do** (or, for that matter, if you understand people in general). In a real sense, this is quintessential 'reactionary' behavior.

      As I said in response to an earlier reply, most companies (and certainly almost all HR people) have no idea what a senior techie does with his/her day. All they know is that some wizard just gave notice and that means they have to lock up all of the magic potions.

      Although I can't speak to having operations personnel leave, I can say that when a senior developer leaves, the company should stay on the best possible terms with him/her. They have unknown treasures locked away in their heads and you may need them as consultants at some future date.

  321. Errr...thats called security. by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

    And, have a happy holiday!

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    /. bug #926803 - Why I can post.
  322. Mod parent up! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    And on top of that, what better way to disgruntle a gruntled employee than to treat them like a criminal?

    Did you ever suspect that they tried something malicious because you cut access?

    --
    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  323. 2 good reasons for sending a leaver home on pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I sent a key member of staff home within an hour of his resignation. There were two reasons for this:

    1) Morale of other staff - There is nothing worse than hearing somebody tell you that grass is greener where they're going.
    2) I knew that if I sent him home and there was a good chance that I'd find out within a month whether he had some vital knowledge that we needed. This would not be have been noticed if he had worked his notice period. If he did have knowledge or skills that we needed, better to find out during his notice period at home. If we call him while he is still on the payroll, he has a duty to respond.

    "Corporate secrets" or "vandalism" were pretty low on my priority list to be honest. If this was going to happen, it had probably happened already.

    1. Re:2 good reasons for sending a leaver home on pay by MaxRahder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Morale of other staff - There is nothing worse than hearing somebody tell you that grass is greener where they're going.

      I think there's nothing worse for the other staff than seeing how shabby a company treats someone who has worked hard helping the company meet its goals. I've been at three companies where someone on my team was disappeared by HR. In all cases the person leaving wanted to do the right thing to minimize the effect of their departure. It was a depressing blow to the entire team when the company acted on the assumption that the person -- and by extention, any member of the team -- was an immanent threat, despite the person's history of loyal professionalism and service.

  324. The Anachronism of the Two Week Notice by Wireknight · · Score: 1

    Having attempted the graceful and professional two-week-noticed withdrawl from employment several times, I have, 100% of the time, been fired within 24 hours of giving my notice. It has happened often enough that I am no longer inclined to provide notice prior to my resignation. The scenario of receiving two weeks severance as well as immediate effective dismissal was an amazingly lucky outcome on the part of the submitter. I would have to say that the smartest solution would probably be to plan to be let go the moment you give your notice, and prepare for a two-week vacation, but to give notice anyway on the off chance that you might receive a two-week severance. This is assuming that you are not changing jobs within two weeks or less; there is always the off-chance they might actually keep you on after you give notice, and it would be unprofessional to essentially promise two weeks of further work and then renege.

  325. The other approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was made redundant a few years ago after working for a firm for 13 years. Under employment law, they were required to give me 14 weeks' notice.

    Now, while a lot of the other guys who'd been let go at the same time were immediately put on gardening leave, I was required to carry on until week 10. In week 6, I found myself alone in the computer room of one of their customers, a major international airport, fixing a fault in the ground lighting control system with full root privileges etc.

    I was peed off at still being working while the other guys had been paid off, but was profoundly appreciative of the implied judgement of my personal integrity. I was bitter about being made redundant, but we took a mature view on both sides.

    As I left on my last day, I wiped my feet on the way out.

  326. it depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have resigned 1 months ago, and I told them that i will resign 2 months earlier(that will be 3 months from now) and letter 1 month before leaving.
    I still have access to the whole system and even i do some consulting for him.
    So.. it probably depends on the employer.(in my situation they totaly depend on me 'cause i build the whole system from the grounds and only i know all its ins and outs)
    But anyway, I never thought of doing any harm on the systems when I leaved...the CIO thank me for telling him so early.
    What i think is that there has to be some mutual trust in both sides... and I hope that never will end in situations where I will be harmed 'cause I did an early attempt to warn my future employers for my resigning...the life is going on and everyone has different agendas, better to try to build trust in emploee employer relationships.

  327. Resign the day before you start your new job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you know the company policy is to terminate you as soon as you resign, the best way to handle this is to resign on the Friday before you are due to begin your new job. That way you get your n-weeks of severance pay AND your salary for the new job, with no break in employment. Of course make sure you definitely will be terminated immediately, otherwise you may be forced to work your notice... although I'd like to see them try to 'force' you to go to work - you could always call in sick, from your desk in your new office!

    1. Re:Resign the day before you start your new job by RationalRoot · · Score: 1
      You know I was sure he asked what was the Professional thing to do, rather than how to take advantage of the situation and then CYA just in case.

      Personally my good name is worth WAY more than 2 weeks pay, and the Computer industry is way too small for that kind of Cr4p.

      Currently I work with two people who I have previously worked with in two different companies.

      One of them interviewed me for this job.
      Care to guess how that interview would have gone if I'd pulled a stunt like that when I worked with him before ?

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      http://davesboat.blogspot.com/
    2. Re:Resign the day before you start your new job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I already said:

      If you know the company policy is to terminate you as soon as you resign

      Therefore, if you already know the company is not going to honour your notice period and is going to literally (or close enough) eject you from the building, why would making sure you're still in gainful employment on Monday be unprofessional? How is this 'pulling a stunt' when (and only when) you know they are going to throw you out the minute you resign?

  328. So Long by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

    One place I resigned from I signed off the resignation with So long, thanks for all the fish

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    Go well
  329. Professional and Unprofessional by dcs · · Score: 1

    You did the professional thing. It was the company that was unprofessional.

    --
    (8-DCS)
  330. Only in America by sita · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. Only in America does one assume that an employee who quits or is terminated would try to do sabotage if there has been no animosity before. Really, why would anyone sabotage stuff after they hand in their resignation? There was plenty of time before. People who routinely revoke employees privileges before the last day of employment should have their heads examined. They are a bit more paranoid than what is healthy. (Paranoia and believing in conspiracies seems to be a major culturar trait in the US, so it might be difficult to find a shrink to actually cure you, but still.)

  331. Points in either direction by Delta · · Score: 1

    Most comments seems to just reiterate over the same points, so I'd like to offer two new ones:

    1) Even if the employee isn't leaving due to bad blood, his view of the company could still deteriorate on the way out. Even if he's intending to be professional during the last two weeks, things change. It's hard to predict if the awkwardness will raise bad blood.

    2) Most people are good (both employers, and employees).

    3) Once root; always root. If it's a sysadmin that's leaving, things usually boild down to two things (assuming he's skilled at his job):

    3a) He's intending to behave himself, in which case he doesn't pose a threat, and things are fine.
    3b) He's not intendig to behave himself, in which case he's got enough access that kicking him out without reinstalling pretty much everything, is next to impossible.

    Either way, kicking him out on the way will always have a drawback (stops information handover) and won't actually help any.

    Just some thoughts.

    --
    Terje Elde
  332. exactly what you did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You did exactly the right thing. You gave them time to prepare for your departure if they wanted to. They evaluated the situation and decided to let you go home early.

    Employment isn't a right....contrary to what many think. Employment is a mutually profitable arangment between and employer and an employee.

  333. Hey, give the guy a break! by TarrySingh · · Score: 0

    Blogs are afterall for whining!:-)

    --
    Scott McNealy to Michael: "Suck my Sun!" Michael Dell to Scott : "Lick my Dell!"
  334. Next time by yo5oy · · Score: 1

    give a month's notice.

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    a slut did tulsa
  335. Not so in Europe by Aceticon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most certain not in Holland.

    Around here, leaving usually means a 1 month notice period, and in all the places i worked in, people always work until the last day except if having have some vacation days left and wanting to take them (non-used vacation days are redeemed for money when one leaves).

    Even more important, in the vast majority of places i've worked in the company will do a goodbye party for you.

    In my last position, even though i now work as a freelancer, after i decided i wasn't going to accept anymore extensions to my contract and on my last day in, they still did a goodbye party for me and gave me a bottle of Cognac as a goodbye present.

    I've seen it happen for others, so i ain't been getting goodbye parties 'cause they're happy that I am leaving ;)

    Reading above that what happened to the OI is a "usual" behaviour and part of the POF just makes me want to ask - "What the fuck kind of sick employer-employee relation do you guys have there?"

  336. Does this affect my statutory" employment rights?? by pr0file · · Score: 1, Informative

    From what i have read so far, this seems to be pretty much the norm in the US. Over here in blighty (England) that sort of this is pretty much unheard of. The law is very much on the side of the employee. You are generally obliged to give at least 1 months notice before you quit your job. For many senior positions, employees generally undergo what is known as "gardening leave". This is where they hand in their resignation, leave the organisation pretty much immediately, but continue to be at the beck and call of the company for a period of time (sometimes up to 2 months) so as to either make their exit as harmless to the company as possible or until they find a successor

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    Tis, brakes that allow cars go fast!
  337. If anything... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...this article suggests you should give one month's notice. If they terminate you immediately, at least you're in a stronger position to negotiate for your "last month's" pay... Of course, if they're doing it because they hate you then you might just get told to piss off.

    Yeah, employers are not loyal to employees. He is totally right... The attitude that corporations have towards employees, and especially "IT" employees leaves much to be desired.

    I'll say it again in case the middle managers can't hear me: Nobody will show you any loyalty until you show us some. You can't expect someone who has been laid off due to others' incompetence more than once to suddenly get all gung ho about a company he's worked at for a short time without a significant commitment on the company's part. Want to pitch the low-ball? Just remember that you're chipping away at that new relationship with every thing that you expect somebody to "swallow." Low-pay and bad leadership are the most frequently cited reasons in our exit-interviews--if you also later cut benefits or take away holidays or forfeiting vacation days unused on December 31.

    Every little chip at the wall weakens it a little. Every chink in the armor can be exploited--by crapping on employees so mercilessly, in the end, you sour your own prospects for prosperity. Employees aren't a disease to be eradicated, they're team members whose skills must be cultivated.

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    Who did what now?
  338. Professional resignations by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    As long as you don't go on a rant, your resignation is probably professional. It is pretty standard practice for IT workers to let them go immediately upon resignation. There's nothing to be worried about and it is not a poor reflection on you, it is just a security precaution because one never knows.

  339. Next Time, Give 4 Weeks Notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has happened to me twice in the past. My advice, really, is to give 4 weeks notice, an honorable and very professional time period. If the employer wants to sever you, they are more or less obligated to compensate you for that time, whether you work it or not.

  340. Typical Actions by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    What they did is normal. It may not have been needed in your case ( and many others ), but its normal due to the 'potential'. I wouldnt take it personally.

    I've seen it the last 2 jobs i left. ( one due to me moving on, other due to a non job related layoff ).

    One, it took them 6 months to turn off my remote backdoor access for working from home. ( and no, i didnt do anything questionable with it afterwards. )

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  341. Company/System Policies... by Xserv · · Score: 0

    Quite generally, it is in most company and computer policies today that when a member of the information systems resigns the rights are immediately revoked. In the last company I worked for as a SysAdmin, our policy explicitly noted this practice that each employee signed upon any grant of access or additional access. So I would say that the way you were treated would be inline with the national standard. There are too many liabilities for companies these days. From financial, HR, storage, confidential and other busienss systems, there is too much potential for someone to be malicious -- particularly if the employee who is leaving is leaving under the guise of dissatisfaction.

    I would say take the money and run, quietly.

    Xserv

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  342. That makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That makes no sense. You resigned. If you were fired that would be a different story(cuz then a typical employee might have beef with a company). That sounds like a pretty unprofessional move by that company.

  343. Standard Practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its actually standard practice for most companies where you have root access I've found. Its also written in to most companies procedures, rules, and regulations, that any member of technical staff with root access be paid for their outstanding time up to their end date, but that they leave immediately.

    Its to protect against the employee doing anything nasty before they leave, such as copying data, setting up scripts to crash all the servers the day after you leave, etc, etc.

    Unfortunately it doesn't feel nice when they do it because it feels like you've done something wrong. Trust me you haven't. Its just a precautionary measure because of the sensitivity of your position. I had two companies do this to me when I resigned, but a couple of others didn't. But then those companies had no other staff to turn to to take over what I was doing.

    Now lie back and enjoy your 2 additional free paid weeks of holiday :)

  344. rest easy by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    It's a good opportunity for someone to blame a fuckup on you (you're leaving anyway). With your accounts deactivated, it would be hard for anyone to take this route. Yup, seen this happen.

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  345. Work Professionally. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The two week notice is fine. But the trick is not to be negative to the company while you are working there. If you have any gripes try going threw the chain of command and explain your problems without trying to get people fired, having them spend a lot of money, just being rude or unprofessional about it. Also explain that in your two week notice that depending on your new jobs schedule and contract you would be happy to do some temp/consulting work in the future. The trick is when you leave you don't want to give any sour taste in their mouth for you.

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  346. Ah, the innocence of youth by dahlstedt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Over the past past 30+ years, I've resigned, walked out (don't do this!), been 'laid-off', rifted, terminated... At least a couple of times. In the 60's and 70's depending on whether or not you worked for a "secure" facility, any termination (yours or theirs) would get you 5 Min's to gather your personals (under security supervision)and an escort off-site, or a discussion with your "boss", HR exit interview and send-off party. We (mainframe techs) tended to move around a lot - followed the money. In the 80's companies started to realize the amount of agony a dissatisfied "techie" could cause. Most organizations started to class anyone who had "root" access as a "high-risk" employee. That meant that if you resigned, and gave 2 weeks notice - you would be taking that 2 weeks at home. You most likely would have a couple of exit interviews, but yes, you would immediately loose all access to any corporate system. And it's not going to change. Distributed systems only expose more of the "corporate asset" to mal-treatment. Sure, you could do anything you wanted - and then resign, but that's neither professional or proper. When you go to work for a company, you enter into a contract - written or not. You agree to do some work, at a certain level, and the company agrees to pay a certain amount. As long as both parties conform, all is well. When you resign, you are terminating the contract/agreement and should realize that you will be treated in a manner that will protect the other party. Just be thankful that you weren't subjected to the dreaded "escort service". BTW, I've been "laid-off" on Monday, escorted off-site, and back with a raise on Wednesday. If you are truly professional, strive to excel, you will always be treated professionally.

  347. Why would you want that? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    For bunnies sakes, such policy is actually protecting you.

    If you have no access to any accounts anymore you are not liable for any problems.

    In any case the machines are not yours, if your employer thinks that is an appropriate measure to take (which I think it is) what exactly is problem with that?

    When is people in /. start to grow up? It

    Thinks like this are not personal, bussiness are not social clubs where you go to make friends and have a good time. The poster is acting like if his girlfriend dumped him, trying to find an explanation for such "meaness" as to deprive him of access to machines that are not his.

    I am trying to find the point of the article and I am failing miserably.

    In synthesis: They are not your machines, you resigned, grow up.

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  348. Debends on the Job and the Situation by Tangential · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I run a small = 100 person consulting firm and for the most part, when people resign, we let all positions (including systems) work out their notice, with 1 exception. We rarely let sales people remain around because once they've resigned, their interests and efforts are generally oriented towards their new job and not towards laying the foundations for sales they'll never finish. I almost always let them go immediately, with a couple of exceptions. Retirement is one and spousal transfer is another. In those cases, it is a transition planned over several months and generally involves a smooth and gradual handoff of accounts.

    When my Systems guys resign, we generally involve them in the interviewing of successors process and we have them help up phase them out of our systems.

    When consultants resign and they don't currently have accounts that they are managing, we take them up on the offer to leave anytime in the 2 weeks and let them leave for their new job immediately. They generally give 'up to 2 weeks notice.'

    Once piece of advice to anyone resigning. Unless you detest the organization and would never return, don't burn any bridges. Remain helpful and cordial or you will have insured that you never return.

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  349. Is it a over reaction ? Depend on what you wrote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it a over reaction from your CIO ? Depend on what you wrote in your resignation letter.
    Did you mention about how you hate your job or your peers ?
    I think your CIO is just taking steps to protect the company from angry employee.

    If you want to resign professionally, don't write anything negative in the resignation letter. Just mention that you want to move on, to meet new challenges, to better opportunties etc.

  350. You did the right thing. by OSXCPA · · Score: 1

    To sum up:
    1. You gave notice and were available for productive work.
    2. Your firm chose not to take you up on that, and instead hedged their bets by paying you to stay home. They lost your 'brain dump', but that's their call.

    Both of you acted professionally - it sounds likeyou felt a sense of ownership over what you used to do, hence feeling like you've been 'cut off', but bear in mind, while that is an admirable trait, you don't own the system. Your employer does. What happens to your area now is not your problem, it is theirs.

    Best of luck in whatever your plans are -

  351. Number Six... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    IMHO, the way to resign professionally is to get shanghaied into Portmeirion Village. Now tell me, why did you resign?

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  352. What does the law say? by vkt-tje · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit surprised that you only talk about "what is professional". Where I live this kind of cases is simply described by law: When an emplyment contract needs to be terminated there is a term of X days between the notice and the actual end. The amount of days X, depends on who is terminating the contract (if it is the emplyer X will be larger then when it is the employee) and on the length of the contract that is being terminated (the older the contract, the larger X will be). In many cases (like yours), one of the parties does not want to fulfil the period of X days. In that case it is that party that will pay the other. The amount can be determined mutually or by court. In any case it is not very extraordinary (for people that have been in service rather long) that an employer will be paying 20 months after having fired somebody... If it is the employer that is firing somebody, the employee has the right to a few (Like X,, i do not know exactly how much) days per week (paid!) to use for looking for new employment. Drawbacks: if your boss want's to annoy you, he can legally demand that you "stay on" during the full period (which can be several weeks or even months). "Stay on" does not meen work: there have been people that have been dumped on an empty desk, with not even a phone or a piece of paper to write. reading a bookin such cases would also be well adviced, since it would be fair reason for the empluyer to fire you "for urgent reasons" (not doing your work (whatever that is or is not) is always an urgent reason unfortunately...)

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  353. That's the way it works by beagle · · Score: 1

    As an employee, you have access to sensitive data. When you announced your intention to leave, they took the necessary steps to protect that sensitive data. It's just the way it works in this industry now. Take the money and move on to the next thing.

  354. This shouldn't surprise anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And get used to it. Reading through some of these comments they are right on. In today's corporate environment, the company looks out for themselves. Gone are the days where there was such a thing as company loyalty, in both directions. Evidenced by this are simple layoffs of people who have worked for companies for 15-20 years. Pentions are being phased out. Investment into companies is no longer a good idea. To be fair, on the management side it's just as stressful. I can think of few things to do than to bring folks into your office and tell them they no longer have a job through no fault of their own. Knowing first hand the effect this will have on all the families they will go home to. I'm running off on a tangent I know, but go back to the first idea of company is #1 and you will find this is normal corporate processing. Just because you have some integrity and wouldn't sabotage anything doesn't mean you can't. And it's this last risk that applies. PS.- I'm posting this anonymously because last time I posted something on Slashdot, I got SlashSPAMMED! You probably have already experienced this.

  355. Are your feelings hurt? by gelfling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Otherwise I can't imagine why you would care. And let me sharpen that point by stating that for the vast majority of you out there, the old saw to not burn your bridges is in fact nonsense. The likelihood of you returning to an ex employer except in the circumstances of immediately returning as a contractor, are near zero. You want to leave and they don't want you back.

    So, get over the hurt feelings stage, take your 2 week sabbatical to lay whatever prep work with your new employer you can. In fact, I make it rule to never state whether I'm actually taking a new job or not. That's not your old employer's information to chew on. If they ask, politely be vague about 'a few options cooking right now'. This helps avoid the discussion of non competes, etc. Basically it's not their business.

    Next, if you're locked out then you are also free to refuse to help them in any other way as well. If some soon to be ex coworker comes to you with a question related to your former duties you should answer them in only the most general terms or not at all. Otherwise you're warranting a system you have no control over and may have already been changed in some way. I would also send a note to HR stating that since you have been locked out you cannot be held responsible for the condition, failure, state of any device from that date forward, for any reason. If you have to do it in a hardcopy letter because you're locked out, all the better.

    Also remember to tell them to change your voicemail password on a given date.

    Google DoD STD 5220.22-M and get a piece of freeware that can wipe your disks per that standard. Tell your soon to be ex employer you are doing that unless of course there are published rules that forbid you from wiping your disk.

    Throw the card keys, swipe cards and cable locks over your shoulder, wave buh bye to the square badge and leave.

    1. Re:Are your feelings hurt? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Seems to me if you have to go to the bother of wiping your disk then you have something to hide aside from a few emails from the girlfriend/wife and some cookies from cnn.com.

      This approach justifies such a policy from corporate. Everything on that drive is their property. Is some of it worthless to them? Probably. Delete that. However any unfinished code that is not checked in, fragments of designs, meeting notes, emails to colleagues - that is theirs and you have no business wiping it.

      Do you really think they are going to recover deleted jpegs of your dog and various versions of your resume when you leave? Get over yourself!

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    2. Re:Are your feelings hurt? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      Otherwise I can't imagine why you would care. And let me sharpen that point by stating that for the vast majority of you out there, the old saw to not burn your bridges is in fact nonsense. The likelihood of you returning to an ex employer except in the circumstances of immediately returning as a contractor, are near zero. You want to leave and they don't want you back.

      You're right--95% of the time, you won't be looking back, and you can throw that match with impugnity.
      It's the other 5% of the time that really bites you in the ass.

      Of course, civility and courtesy don't cost you a single damn thing, and the smug satisfaction you get from burning said bridges plus a dollar'll buy you a coffee.

      Yes, do sensible stuff such as purging personal information from your work computer. Yes, make sure that you make a clean break, and don't leave any expectation that you're still on-call. But do try to go about this in a civil, professional, and courteous manner. You'll thank yourself if you actually happen to need that bridge again.

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    3. Re:Are your feelings hurt? by cschmidt · · Score: 1

      I think 'not burning bridges' isn't about leaving the door open to work at the company again. If you leave a company professionally and courteously and on good terms you can use your colleagues as references and they will be happy to talk you up to prospective employers.

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  356. My be SOP, not reflection on you by QuestorTapes · · Score: 1

    > how do you computer and IT professionals out there put in your notice of
    > resignation (if you are with a permanent employer, and not contractual),
    > and not get immediately shutdown, and shunned away from the computers?

    There is no guaranteed way. For many firms, disabling computer access is Standard Operating Procedure, and will continue to be.

    > The CIO immediately thought I was going to do something terrible to the
    > system, and destroy accounts, and any other activity that I have access
    > to, but I was giving him notice that I was leaving. What is the professional
    > thing to do?

    Exactly what you did. The CIO didn't -necessarily- think you were going to do anything. But some guys do, and if they disable access as a matter of routine, their asses are protected better. It is much less of a problem to prevent you from doing any work than to -fail- to prevent the next guy from doing damage.

    Don't take it personally, unless you have heard specific comments on your character or performance.

    > I submitted a letter of resignation yesterday, and today I'm at home posting
    > stories to my weblog and Slashdot.

    Well, the blogging and SlashDot part might make employers nervous. You might consider waiting to post, just to avoid letting something slip through without careful thought.

    I just make it a policy not to talk too much about jobs and employers after I've left. If you don't say anything, you can't say anything by mistake.

    > I gave my employer two weeks notice, and almost immediately, I had my
    > accounts disabled, and my permissions revoked on all the computers at my
    > work, which makes me unable to do anything in my position of being a
    > 'Systems Analyst/Systems Administrator'.

    Not necessarily. Often, I've used the period between notice and actually leaving to write documentation, follow up in person with others, giving them information they should have and answering questions. You can still work, you just need to change the focus from "what I usually do" to "what I can and must do to transition."

    > I spoke with the HR rep, and gave her my notice yesterday, then I spoke with
    > her today about what had happened to my access, and they honored my
    > resignation... 2 weeks early. (Luckily, I'm compensated in pay for the next
    > two weeks).

    Sometimes that's the best. But truly, in many cases the next step after filing the letter of resignation is to be escorted off the premises by security. Again, no reflection on you; it's just SOP.

  357. I resign for personal reasons by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    I found the best way to get an easy resignation was to say it was for personal reasons, like you want to go travelling around the world, or your parent is dying of cancer.

    But the whole concept of being shipped out the minute you let on you want to quit/finish up is bizarre.

    Most of my work has been fixed term contracts. So at some fixed point in the future I'm going to finish up and move on. So if they revoked my system access the minute they know I'm finishing up - I could never get started.

    I back up on a regular basis, work stuff. Several places I worked at had no functioning backup and recovery system for when things went wrong - so often the only way of recovering stuff were my backups. Of course most of the backup disks were usually kept at work.

    One place I quit, hired me again a year or so later. I wish I'd taken all my work stuff home because quite a bit of what I used to do my job - including all the source code for one system - they deleted or threw out. All the folders of how to fix things, they threw out. We had to make all new ones. Anything they didn't understand they chucked out - it was astounding. They don't seem to give a shit about the IP. I suppose right now it is more of a liability (will cost heaps to resurrect) than an asset.

    I did hear of one large contract team being locked out of the place they were working and all their personal stuff being handed over in boxes. I don't know if any of them had backups of their stuff or not. The project had overrun the original budget, and then there was a change in the senior management who didn't understand why - they just wanted to make it stop bleeding - amputation was their solution.

    All that the instant out the door thing taught me - was make regular backups and take them offsite and don't tell anyone. Chances are if you label your backups "beachboys greatest hits volume 1, 2 etc" - you will get them given to you anyway.

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  358. I feel your pain, brotha.... by TheRealBurKaZoiD · · Score: 1

    When I gave notice at my last job (three weeks, btw) not only was my access revoked before the end of the day, but they installed remote desktop monitoring software on my computer to watch me that last three weeks, and they also told my former co-workers to watch me and make sure I didn't steal any software, or any reference materials. I admit I was shocked, but I had seen it before. When one of my programmers resigned they told me to watch him like a hawk (which of course I didn't). He was an outstanding programmer and terrific person, and at the time I thought watching him to be just plain silly. Fortunately, I'm not in that environment anymore. I had to take a helluva paycut to get out of that poor working environment, but I'm slowly making it back. Still, it was shocking, to say the least; I made that place. There is still code I wrote running in their essential processes, and probably will be for years to come. Bastards.

    Anyway, long story short, I was so incensed about the desktop monitoring software that I took the last two weeks of my notic as personal leave.

  359. Seems odd to me... by zztong · · Score: 1

    I've seen a fired person treated like that, but not someone who gave notice.

    I'm suprised, really. I'd think they'd want you to spend the two weeks making notes and documentation about projects on which you were working, perhaps training up a replacement if there was one already. I think a good company would want to have an exit interview or two to understand why you were leaving. Finally I'd think they'd want to take you to lunch as both thanks for all your hard work and to give you a nice send-off to whatever you plan to do next.

    If they were worried about you sabataging their systems, they should have fired you long ago.

  360. Re:Liability by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, they have insurance liability if they don't lock you out and something bad happens.

    No different than the liability of some employee who's not leaving though. This is really another non-risk.

    I'm only posting once, so this part is not in direct response to the parent...
    This boggles my mind. If you don't trust the person, then they shouldn't have still been an employee in the first place. Once you've shown that giving 2-weeks notice results in immediate termination, it becomes obvious to anyone that would actually do something malicous, that they should do it prior to giving notice...so you've effectively gained nothing, and protected your company against nothing, and created nothing but ill will, and bad feelings. Do you think that the current employees don't notice how people are being treated, and resent it? That's the kind of thing that actually causes problems. Stating that it's "policy" or SOP, is bullshit. Policies aren't made in a vacuum, people make them, and people can change them. If this was the kind of policy I saw at my place of employment, you can rest assured that I'd be turning in my two-week notice, but only at a point when I was prepared to walk out the door on that day. Try treating people with the respect they deserve as a risk mitigation plan, not some phony balony crap like this. I'm getting frickin' tired of some of the policies I see generated by corporate security folks...most of whom (my apology for the generalization, and it's certainly not true for all of them) are former military police, who got that job because they couldn't score high enough to qualify for anything else...I've seen it numerous times.

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  361. Plan Ahead by Denagoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The "two weeks notice" rule is a polite tradition that only employees are following. I have seen companies fire someone at 4 PM on a Friday, confiscate their laptop, and escort them from the building. Indeed, one popular belief is that this is the best way to terminate an employee because it minimizes the company's risk from the any actions that the employee make take.

    In today's era of disappearing pension plans, Enron-style scandals, and myopic focus on productivity and profit, it is important to remember that the company - and by extension, all personnel within the company - are out to protect their interests first. In essence, corporate loyalty is a one-sided myth that companies promote to serve their own purposes. So here are some of my general thoughts on the resignation process:

    1. Don't tell anyone that you're interviewing for another job (your manager may terminate you just for looking).

    2. Don't tell anyone that you've accepted another job (since the offer could fall through at the last minute). If the new company wants references, use previous employers, customers, or close co-workers, but not your manager.

    3. Negotiate your transition date with the new company on your terms - plan for some time off between jobs if you'd like.

    4. Transfer all data and material from your laptop to storage at home. Sanitize the laptop as necessary. Wiping the entire drive and turning it in sans bootable OS is perfectly acceptable in my book.

    5. If you aren't leaving just for more money, but are truly disappointed in the lack of vision and direction within the company, felt you were poorly managed, or are leaving for ethical concerns, draft a letter to the President / CEO (regardless of who your boss is) explaining why you are resigning. You only get two opportunities in life to tell the CEO of a company the unvarnished truth: (a) When you resign, and (b) When you win the lottery.

    6. Once you're satisifed that your data is safe and that you've got a solid new job to move into with another company, decide on your notification strategy:

          - Two weeks notice: Inform your manager and then sit at home and play games or read some good books at work (accompanied by long lunches until they confiscate your corporate credit card).

          - 24-48 hrs notice: Inform your manager you'll be gone in two days and tell him (sincerely) best wishes for the future.

    7. Submit your resignation paperwork and fire off the letter discussed in #5 above to the CEO / President.

    Good luck!

  362. Revoked access is great by plopez · · Score: 1

    Imagine if after you tender your resignation you still have access. If someone knows this and wants to pull something, they do it in the 2 week period so *you* get blamed. The best thing that can happen is immediately getting high level access revoked. Some lower level access might be OK, if your employer has tasked you with training and documenting before leaving.

    This is best for the both the company and you.

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  363. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most IT groups/companies do this. It stems back to the MCI/WorldCom merger when a disgruntled sys admin launched a virus under a bogus domain admin account onto the network. The virus, which installed itsef as a service on all the WinNT based machines, ran through the computer and encrypted every .EXE and office document with a 256-bit encryption scheme. It had infected over 10000 systems in half a day before they stopped it. This and other "pranks" played by departing sys admins has prompted most companies to give leaving IT workers their 2-weeks pay ... but serve the final 2 weeks at home.

  364. Here's why by Del+Vach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used to work at an executive outplacement firm where we'd basically help people who got laid off, usually en masse (a service their former employer paid for). My job was mainly resume and cover letter-centric, but our consultants actually went to the locations and helped with the big, 'So long and thanks for all the fish" meetings.

    Most people are just depressed and angry, but some people will try to get revenge. One of our consultants was meeting with an exec, told him he was being laid off, and he basically ran out of the room and started making lots of phone calls to cancel a big event he had coordinated for his company. So while it's not fair to most people and I do think it's generally like pouring salt in a fresh wound, some people will strike back as hard as they can, and those edge cases are the reason the 'good' ones get the same shaft.

  365. It happened to me... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    ...gave two weeks notice, came in the next morning and my workstation was gone.

    Hopped on a lab machine... and my accounts were locked.

    I was told to "document" my work. Aside from a description of what I was working on, and a rough sketch of my design (all of which was on some server and my workstations hard drive) I simply wrote "for further detail please refer to such and such files located on my corporate directory and workstation, to which I no longer have access." This ate up a day. I had to do this on a legal pad.

    For 9 more business days I picked my nose and distracted my office mate.

    Did I complain? Nope. I just made a mental note of how to give notice the next time:

    1) Pick a time with a holiday preferably in the first week
    2) Do it at the very end of the day Monday (that still counts as one day)
    3) Make sure you have cleaned up after yourself on your machine and all accounts - well before the preceeding backup cycle (if there is one)
    4) Pray to God you get the two weeks pay and shown to the door!

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  366. Re:Australia isn't First World? No, it's New World by Politburo · · Score: 1

    That's not at all what third world means. First world = US/UK/Allies. Second world = USSR/Warsaw Pact/Allies. Third world = Unclassified. It just so happened that most third world nations were poor, and that is the 'common', but technically incorrect, definition.

  367. when I resigned with notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company I worked for had me write documentation for a few weeks and teach other employees.

    I was just sick of the 80 hour weeks for years. Needed a change...

    It must depend on your situation. If you are non essential, then its likely you'll be escorted right out the door.

  368. More notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have given 6 months notice.

  369. Problem Ive by jaygatsby27 · · Score: 1

    Im in Washington DC and looking for a new network admin job. I wish I could find something really great but i must not be using the correct resources.

  370. Resigning by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 1

    If you are not under contract, just stop going to work. If you give two weeks notice, they'll propably fire you anyway. If your job sucks enough that you want to leave, you should already have the next one lined up.

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    1. Re:Resigning by Packet+Pusher · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain that after you give what is considered standard notice in your field that you can't be fired. Companies are required to honor the notice that you were given but it is their choice if you will continue to work for that time or not. You still get paid though.

      In his case, the company let him have the two weeks off and paid him for it.

      Most jobs I've had when I've given notice I've been allowed to retain my access to systems but that is probably because I've discussed leaving with my supervisor not HR and they trusted me or at least had work that still needed to be done.

      Personally, I wouldn't ask for a reference from a company that revoked my access that quickly unless it was a set and documented policy like you might find in financial services.

    2. Re:Resigning by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 1

      That's not true. Unless there is an actual contract, the relationship between you and your employer is "at-will," and the relationship is completely reciprocal.

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  371. My last resignation went like this.... by Procrastin8er · · Score: 0

    ....rm -fr /*

    Bye!

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  372. Unprofessional Peers by ross_winn · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately a lot of your peers may have been extemely unethical in the past. After spending a few thousand dollars, a few times, they may just feel that the risk is too great. While it is somewhat insulting, it may be good business for them in the longer run. Had you discussed your resignation with your supervisor previously (and you didn't mention it) this might not have been an issue. It isn't that you did anything wrong, but maybe a lot of others had done wrong before.

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  373. I don't think there is much you can do by jjn1056 · · Score: 1

    This all comes down to the company's termination policy. Many will disable your account right away, it's a security thing.

    This didn't happen to me, but it did happen to others at my company. It might have had something to do with the fact I worked for them for 6 years and had a good track record (I'd been promoted three times) so they probably decided I was an acceptable risk. Plus I was in the middle of finishing up some big projects. I actually gave a little more than 3 weeks notice and I was able to tie everything up. But they just as easily could have told me to not return to work after I had the talk with my boss. It's well within their right to protect the company.

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  374. HOWTO Resign from a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the way I've done it, and never experienced any problems.

    First off, write a simple resignation letter, addressing it your immediate manager, your director/VP, and CC: HR (this is a printed letter BTW, not an email).

    First and foremost, the essential is that you keep the message SIMPLE, without any judgement or prejudices.

    Something like "This letter is to serve notice of my resignation as (position) for (company name/dept name), on (date) of (month), (year)."

    You can include "I would like to thank (company name) for the opportunity to serve in this function".

    THAT'S IT.

    Print a few copies, print your name at the bottom and SIGN them manually (with a ink pen, not PGP ;-). Proper business etiquette would probably require for you to contact your immediate boss FIRST, and then your director. You must also notify human resources.

    Make it clear that you intend to complete all your current tasks/projects, train someone to take over your work, and help them out as much as possible, and soften the blow by instructing your superiors how you will intend to do that. This is in an indication of professionalism, and they will appreciate it (and be less inclined to bad mouth you later, or be more likely to give you a more positive reference in future endeavours).

    Assume that at the moment of your resignation, you will lose all control and access to any company assets. This includes "your" computer (which isn't even yours), and hand over all data, etc. Everything you created while employed, in most cases, belongs to the company. Don't take this the wrong way. If the assets belong to the company, then it's their complete right to do this.

    If you need to create some...uhm..personal "backups", do this well before you even print that resignation letter at work (lest someone gets a glimpse of it first as it's coming out of the printer, then you're TOAST!).

    If there are no previsions against it, wipe your HDD slack space/history files, etc. If you can, sanitize the entire hard disk (e.g. with something like bart's nuke boot disk). Again, make sure you are allowed to do this and will not be prosecuted for "destroying corporate data". YMMV.

    If your superiors revoke all your accesses right afterwards, it might be for a good reasons (did you ever give the impression of being the all too powerful BOFH? Not helpful when in these situations, eh?). If you access is removed immediately, look at it on the bright side: 2 weeks paid vacation; enough time to relax, recharge, and prepare for the new job (you did resign only after signing with another company, right?)

    Remember this: just as you might take it personally to have your access removed right after resignation, your boss/director/whatever might take it personally that after spending $10,000 of training on you in the last year.

    And whatever you do, no matter how much you hated the place/job/people, NEVER burn your bridges. A moron boss one day can be a client in another lifetime.

    Good luck.

    --E.D.

  375. Professional Exit by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
    I worked for a company that 'seemed' to have a policy that once you had given notice, they didn't want you around. I had observed that people were quickly gone, and nobody had hung around during their two-week-notice period. I figured that the company didn't trust outgoing employees, or maybe such employees are bad for morale.

    So, when I found a new job here's what I did: I told the new HR department that of course I had to give two weeks notice to my old employer, but that I thought that they had a policy of just letting people go as soon as notice was given. So I arranged with the new HR person that I would have a start date of either two weeks from now or tomorrow morning, depending on my old employer. Fortunately, the new HR person was willing and able to do this.

    It turns out that either the old company trusted me to an unsual degree, or they had been especially distrustful of the employees who had been told to leave.

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  376. personna non grata by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Apparently, the CIO was disgruntled with his/her employee. It takes almost no work at all for some geeks to achieve personna non grata status. I remember working with a guy who bragged about dorking with sound levels on cable TV consoles so his wife could hear As The World Turns at full volume -- and nobody else in town could hear anything on other channels. My favorites, though, were the goons who routinely bypassed pcvs security to download code already checked out. Almost as much fun, the Jesus freaks who refuse to perform their job descriptions for heathens on the grounds that you're damned already and suffering is good for you. This is understandable, of course. Geeks with people skills work for world peace. To answer the question, though, I used to routinely memorandize my super with printed notes about the passwords I use or change -- then, when the inevitable burnout came, I simply forgot my passwords. They were hard to remember anyway. Revenge on the incompetent usually requires no effort at all -- not even malice. It's no wonder CIO's are paranoid. Still, if your two weeks of limbo aren't filled with subtle enticements to keep you on the job, you're probably weren't doing your job anyway.

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  377. "Honor Guard" by daniel_ortmann · · Score: 1

    One *very* large company I left some years ago was required to escort everyone out, including myself, even though I left on terrific terms. My friend and colleague wisely told me "Think of it as an Honor Guard." It helped me feel better.

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  378. Depends on the working environment by Norwolf · · Score: 1

    I guess it's got a lot to do with the working environment at where you are employed. I've resigned from computer jobs (managing quite large systems with lots of sensitive information floating around), and have always been working the entire notification period (3 months).

    Maybe it's different here in Norway, but most contracts specify a 3 month notification period. This gives both the employer and the employee enough time to adjust. The employee to another job and the employer to find a new employee. It also allows for training of a new person.

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  379. The employee and his hires too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of our upper management types resigned a while back, and when he did so an IT person he had recommended for a job was immediately terminated as well, despite the fact that she wished to continue working for us. His personal assistant also left, but I'm not sure if that was voluntary or not.

  380. happens in other types of jobs too by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    My cousin was a cable installer and gave 2 weeks notice because he was moving out of state. They ended his employment immediately and paid him for the 2 weeks.

  381. "Dear Sh*thead, ..." by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    "... I quit. 'Cuz you suck.

    Signed: me."

    For more details on the actual quitting process go to joecartoon.com and watch "The Boss".
    Hilriously funny if joecartoon is your kind of humor (it's something like Monty Python with the brakes removed).

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  382. The new normal by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    Had they decided to get rid of you, they would likely not have given you two weeks' notice and let you continue your privileged level of access.

    In the future, examine what happens with co-workers. If your company routinely gives workers a certain amount of notice upon termination, then give that same level of notice. Box up anything that might be controversial (CD-ROMs, books, hardware manuals) for which you can't prove ownership and take it home BEFORE you resign. When the day comes to turn in your resignation, make sure you've already made a copy of any personal data you intend to preserve; don't count on having even one second of access to even the least-secure systems. It's entirely possible that you'll be escorted from the building immediately.

    If your new employer routinely waits until 5pm to tell an employee he's fired, and escorts him from the building the moment he's fired, then that's what you should do when you resign; box up your stuff, and when you're ready to go, walk into your manager's office and hand him your resignation letter.

    If they're one of those crapholes that calls somebody at home and says "don't bother coming in ever again", then box all your crap up and take it home a day or two before you're going to quit, take all your vacation time, and then once you start your new job call them and say "oh, by the way, I quit." That way your insurance never has a gap.

    Remember that if you list them as a previous employer and you go on a job interview, all they can tell your prospective employer is that you worked there when you said you did, and that your title was what you said it was. If you list someone as a REFERENCE, however, that person can say whatever he wants. So don't.

    Also keep in mind differences in the law if your employer is not located in the US. I once worked for an Indian tribe, and we were not subject to US laws. We were free, for instance, to confirm previous employment for a terminated employee by saying "yes, he worked here, his title was systems operator, and we fired him because he was stealing crap out of the storeroom and downloading porn." I'm pretty sure he didn't get that job.

    1. Re:The new normal by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      One more thing; if you resign with notice and they do allow you to continue working with privileged access, be extra sure to require documentation of all change requests, print that documentation out so it can't disappear after the fact, and document EVERYTHING you do double-carefully. Things break, and you'll be the first suspect.

      You should be doing all of that anyway, but redouble your efforts.

  383. It Happens... and It Doesn't by Zerbs · · Score: 1

    Alot of it depends on the environment in the company. The job I left this summer I had the opposite problem, where even though I resigned they kept trying to give me new work to do so I couldn't wrap up properly the things I was already working on or get a proper transition plan into place. I ended up spending the last 4 hours of my last day trying to dump all my knowledge onto 2 people, and this was a couple days past my "official 2 weeks". The job before that, 6 years ago, I wasn't even allowed on the premesis, and they had their wannabe security person meet me in a Taco Bell parking lot to give me a box with the contents of my desk.

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  384. Absolutely by Changer2002 · · Score: 1

    Company policy can be binding on the company if it is understood to be part of your employment contract. If the company presents you with it at the time of hiring then it can be just as equal a part of your contract as the contract itself. Therefore, their breaking their own rules can be a breach of contract that you can hold them liable for (however in this case it's hard to say he has much in the way of damages but that's another story).

  385. Lawyers caused this by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Not really - companies have to be consistant in the way they treat (in this case terminate) employees.

    From a legal stand point, it is safest to have a policy regarding all terminations as the same be it voluntary (I quit) or involuntary (firing or lay off).

    Hell, if the guy simply slips and falls while on the premisis they are wide open for a lawsuit.

    Best to decrease exposure to any potenital liability, give the guy his two weeks pay, and send him off.

    This also protects the employee from any accustions of wrong doing during the transition, BTW.

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  386. It really depends on the place... by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    ...and the reason you're leaving. I actually just started a new job; had to leave my previous employer of 5+ years because they decided to move HQ out of state. When I gave my notice, I simply told them why and said I'd do whatever is needed to get my projects transitioned. I kept my accounts for the whole two weeks, and I had access to incredibly sensitive stuff that could affect way more than the company I was working for at the time.

    I think it has something to do with professionalism. Most places who hire good IT folks and trust them expect them to adhere to an (albeit unwritten) code of ethics that compels them to not destroy anything or steal data.

    If you've managed to keep a professional relationship with everyone AND your company isn't totally paranoid AND your boss trusts you, then you'll have full access. That said, I do know of places where you immediately get kicked out of the building and lose access to everything at the instant you turn in your resignation.

    At least they're paying you...take a vacation and/or learn something new with all this wonderful free time you have!! :-)

  387. Honestly---Lie by niczon · · Score: 1

    No one likes to hear that you hate your job. I just tell the boss that I am moving somewhere for family reasons or that I'm going back to school. That the commute is too long... that I want to spend more time with family. I never resign, disclosing my job as the problem. I find that they are generally very understanding that way :-) It also helps with references later. People are generally impressed when your old boss will give youa reference, since it means you left on good terms with everyone.

  388. Defamation of character? Slander? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, but

    If they are talking nasty about you, and it is all lies, then Sue Them.

    Most companies I know don't require you to work the last two weeks, you just get a check and out the door you go ... no problemo.

    - enjoy the extra 2 weeks vacation.

  389. What should I do? by GreasyBloater · · Score: 0

    I accepted a job with another company, with my start date being Jan 2. It has been about a month since I accepted. The reason I pushed the start date to Jan 2. is because if I work on the last working day of the year at my current company, I will get the bonus issued for the next year AND the 3 weeks of vacation that I would get for next year. I plan on giving notice soon... but how much should I give. I'm at a large company, and it is easy to talke with benefits people anonymously. I did so, and was told that as far as he knows, no one was ever let go before their 2 week notice. I have a big chunk of change to lose if they let me go before Dec 30. Should I just go with 2 weeks? Buzz

  390. You did what you should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only you missed one thing, any access you might have wanted, you should have done BEFORE you turned in the letter.

    I've seen places keep you on the payroll, at your desk, with no computer for the remaining 2 weeks of your employment.

  391. Funny thing about giving notice by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

    It's really a formality - if for instance you were getting laid off and they gave you two weeks notice (I know most companies don't give notice - the good ones do - happened here a while back) they can't compel you to work for the two weeks - though they are required to pay you regardless.

    The flip side is if you give your notice, they aren't required to let you work through those two weeks - though they should pay you regardless (unless they're pricks and take the tack of "you-can't-quit-you're-fired!")

    Now I understand security is important - but your CIO is obviously just a control freak exhibiting a knee-jerk reaction. Not too unusual; in my experience, most CIO's are control freaks and for most of them, knee-jerk reactions are their sole motivation besides 2 of the following 3:
    a) golf
    b) sports car
    c) 20-something mistress

    So don't feel too bad about it; its a universal truth, CIO's are going to be jerks about pretty much everything, it comes with the territory, don't take it personally. The knowledge that the absolute best you can do for the company you work for is to NOT cause any problems, and the first screw up by anyone on your staff means you're probably going to lose your job, tends to make people act that way...

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  392. The smoothest transition by KiWiKiD · · Score: 0

    It was about 4 months ago today that I submitted my two week notice to my boss for a company that is one of the largest Department of Defense Contractors. I had made mention to my boss that I was contemplating a departure for greener pastures noting that it was due to present business practices. Therefore it wasn't any real shock to the company and thus I was treated professionally. The notice went in and I maintained all accounts and access privledges up until the day I left. Until the last day I still went around to all my sites functioning as the lead System Administrator while trying to impart as much information upon my subordinates before my departure. Granted my boss told me I didn't really have to stay after submitting the notice, but I did it for the customer and my employees.

    So what am I saying? If you don't give them any reason to doubt you... status quo is maintained.

  393. Four Weeks Notice by thelizman · · Score: 1

    Two weeks notice is the industry standard. Obviously, you know well ahead of time that you're going to leave. When I've resigned from jobs where I actually cared (and the professional thing to do is at least pretend to care), what I did is that I began ahead of time by preparing documentation for my replacement on those little idiosyncracies that make it difficult for someone else to step right into your position. Keep this documentation secret though; don't tell anyone what you're doing. Once you've completed this task, you're ready to give your two weeks notice.

    When you do, use more tact than to say "Dear Suckers, I've found a job which will give me both respect and pay commensurate to my skillsets and experience." I know that's what we all really mean when we resign, and no matter how we say it, that's what the manager is going to hear. What you want to do is go to your bosses informally, and let them know you've recieved a "competitive employment offer" from another company. Give them the opportunity to win you back. Unless you really hate the job, if you are worth your salt they will try to keep you and you're better off staying. Anyway, make small talk, and let them know that you've enjoyed working there and that you're going to miss working with some of your coworkers, but that the offer was better for reason X (where X could be more pay, less hours, better location, flextime, telecommuting, your wife works there, they have fridges stocked with free AMP and Jolt Cola, et al).

    If they don't at least hint at an offer, or express a desire to keep you on board, then spring your letter of resignation on them. The most important thing about the letter of resignation is that it a) protects the company you're leaving, b) shows that you've been a productive employee, and c) assures them that you're leaving is not the collapse of civilization, but merely the onset of a difficult and expensive circumstance the company will have to endure to replace you. For part (a), you'll want to say something like "ACME Software has been like family to me, and I have enjoyed working with every one of you (including Milton and his wierd ideas about squirrel marriage)." Without fencing too badly, what this says is that you're not harboring a grudge against this company,and you're not going to turn around and sue the bejezus out of them. Then for part (b), you toot your own horn: "As a systems administrator for ACME software, I have seen from the inside how dynamic and responsive this company has been. As a member of the Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator design and research team, I was energized by how we delivered agile solutions to the market. I enjoyed how we were able to continue that kind of momentum to later seize the market on Wearable Rocket Assisted Roadrunner Pursuit technologies." Lastly, in (c) you let them know that you're not dumping them like a prom date who didn't put out, and that even though you're leaving you have a vested interest in the continued success in the company. "I have meticulously prepared documentation related to my duties which will assist my fellow team members in bridging the gap created in my departure until such time as my successor can be brought up to speed. This should minimize the negative impact on productivity and allow the Coyote Products Division to remain a leader within the company. Of course, I stand ready to support the company after I've left, and should you need to consult with me I will make myself available as much as possible."

    Obviously, such a resignation letter reeks of corporate ass kissing, but if there's ever a time such sycophantry is needed, its when jittery managers are faced with a talent-loss situation. Also, be reasonable with your timing. If your plan is to leave, don't leave during some critical point in a project (unless you're in one of those companies where every point is a "critical point"). Now if your reason for leaving is more money, and you're open to remaining, then it is to your advantage to choose a critical period to broach the issue. H

    1. Re:Four Weeks Notice by Packet+Pusher · · Score: 1

      Good post but I'd never recommend accepting counter-offers to stay. If they valued you as an employee they would have given you a raise before you decided to leave.

      Secondly, let's say that you get a large raise and stay with the company and abandon your new job. What is to say that they really didn't only need you for two more months and then they will fire you? You aren't very loyal since you've threatened to leave before, you'll be the first on the chopping block.

      It's really never in your best interest to stay for more money unless you know the offer for new employment isn't contingent on you starting now like you are starting your own company or something to that effect.

    2. Re:Four Weeks Notice by thelizman · · Score: 1

      We could play what-ifs all day long, but in truth changing jobs is very expensive, and it takes a very large offer the make it worth it. It almost never is. If you work at a company and can't tell if you're going to be around in another six months, then you shouldn't be working there to begin with.

  394. Lock yourself out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is you are the top computer person, but report to management in sales or marketing?

    Do you lock yourself out?

  395. Offer your help by pbrooks100 · · Score: 1

    Thank your boss (whoever you reported to) and offer to support, explain and assist in any way possible (including interviewing your potential replacement). You will probably be rejected, but you would be showing good faith and ill-will to those who stay. It would also likely be recorded in your employee record in the event that you ever tried/were asked to return.

  396. Here's How... by CrankyOG · · Score: 1

    It's best just to grab your stapler, set the place on fire and go.

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  397. Never had my access cut off... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    when I left on my own power, even when I was on contract. But then again, I was not a sys admin type, just a grunt geek programmer. I cleaned up my stuff and backed up all project material to the network. I wanted to leave things such that anybody looking at the code and documentation later and seeing my name on it would think good of me. You never know when you might need a good word later on from a former employeer.

    The only time I heard of people being let go before their two weeks were up were when they left to go to a company in the same business, or if there was fear they might try and take others with them.

  398. Ultimate Resignation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steps:

    (1) Login as root
    (2) Type:
              nohup sleep 604800; rm -rf /* &
    (3) Logout
    (4) Turn in two-week notice

  399. This is neither uncommon nor professional by Keyslapper · · Score: 1

    on your employers part that is.

    It is customary to have some explanation for immediately being ousted. Granted, having the two weeks paid vacation is nice, but they should have been responsible enough to at least explain it to you and give you reasonable time to clean out your system - in case any personal content might be there.

    Still, some companies have it as a standard policy to immediately relieve anyone in a critical position of their duties upon notice of termination. They should have sat down with you and informed you of this. The best thing you can do is to know the employers policy, and be prepared for them to act inappropriately. Clean out the system beforehand of anything that's not theirs. That usually means cleaning out the browser caches, even if you're a responsible employee that doesn't cruise porn on your break.

    Some companies are much different, allowing exiting employees (whether by layoff or self termination) to retain mail accounts, have mail forwarded, or even obtain copies of personal email lists from their systems. Some (like my last employer) will keep you late for the next two weeks, and have you writing code at 4:00 PM on your last day - even though they've taken you out for lunch and gotten you a little buzzed.

    Bottom line, hope for the best, but be ready for the worst, which is having the HR person immediately call your supervisor and any IT person that can shut you out before you even get back to your desktop, then having security escort you to your cube/office and watch you like you're a criminal while you collect your belongings and walk you to the door.

    Another way to make sure you aren't ejected like last nights rotten fish dinner is to make yourself too critical to be done without. Not easy these days, but certainly a good defense mechanism when your employer goes from one layoff to another like some people change their underwear.

    Good luck at the new gig.

  400. Its the trade by shapemetrics · · Score: 1
    Seems to be a common thing. The last place I worked at did the same thing after attempting to persuade me to stay. As they thought the company i was going to was a threat to them. Something that you have to get used to.

    They wanted me to continue to work but with no permissions. And when I left at night they changed my password, so I couldn't even look at mail. I guess its common and wouldn't think much of it but shows how much trust they really had in each of us that it occurs to.

  401. On Wall Street they walk you out the door by jerseyjim · · Score: 1

    If you go into your boss and resign, you stay in the office until security comes and walks you to your desk to pickup you bag and coat - nothing else - then walks you out the door. A friend later packs up your desks and ships it home...and they send two security guys to your home to pickup any of their equipment (i.e. laptop) that you may have. They won't even let you bring the equipment back the next day...and all this while you're leaving on good terms...so the rule on the Street is to pack your bags a week before you resign and then be prepare to leave immediately...the good thing is most firms pay you to stay home.

  402. That's Standard. Don't Take it Personally. by Kizeh · · Score: 1

    If you read IT management trade rags, it's pretty obvious that the "commonly accepted" right thing to do among management is, in all cases where employment ends, to very thoroughly disable access. There are articles, workshops and products out there for that sole purpose -- how to engineer your policies, procedures and access controls such that an employee's access can be terminated with a push of a button.
    I personally think this is very rude, and part of the American business culture, especially in IT, does seem to be a detachment of human emotion in the relationship between employee and employer. It does, however, make legal CYA sense and for better or worse, is SOP. No, it doesn't keep an employee from using previously planted back doors, but it's an aspect of security. It is an insult, but it isn't intended as one, and if you can take it in good humor and chalk it up to business school stupidity, more power to you.
    In the case of a resignation, doing this immediately rather than at the end of those two weeks is something that seems to vary between companies. Personally I would think that the company would want to conduct a good exit interview and have you brief your coworkers on what you were up to, and stuff they need to know about custom scripts and contacts and such.

  403. Two weeks notice is a double standard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If the situation was reversed, your employer would not be so courteous. If they were going to let you go, they wouldn't let you know two weeks ahead of time. They would do it immediately. Sure, you MAY get some measly severence pay, but what happens when it runs out? Unemployement is usually less than 50% of your take home pay. Plus, you must start paying for your own health insurance which is not cheap.
    Above all, we all know that it is more difficult to find a decent job when unemployed. Businesses look at the unemployed as defective regardless the circumstances. Someone with a job is a proven commodity. And, that's all you are to an employer, a commodity.
    So just be happy with the way things turned out.

    1. Re:Two weeks notice is a double standard... by praxis · · Score: 1

      Well, that's not always true. There are places where both employees and employers are treated equally. If you worked at a company for less than six months, between six months and two years, more than two years determines how much transition time you get: two weeks, four weeks, six weeks, respectively. If you want to leave, you must give them that amount of time in notice. If they fire you, they must give you that amount of time in notice. To counteract the gimp employee who got fired and knows he's on the way out, the company can opt to pay you for the time up front and terminate your relationship immediately. Either way, it seems fair to me, and this is legally enforced by the government. Can anyone name this country?

  404. Exit interviews by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    A number of people in this thread have talked about unloading their frustrations on their employers upon resignation.

    I feel it is best to say nothing.

    HR really wants to know why you are leaving. That kind of information justifies the existence of their jobs and I take great pleasure at denying it to them.

    Nobody leaves a job "just because" and everyone knows that.

    Simply saying you "just need a change" will be taken by some as the put down you may want to give, yet it doesn't burn bridges behind you ( future requests for records, letters of recommendation, etc ).

    If there are significant problems with a job, the company knows it, and your coworkers know it. You have already decided to leave so unloading your frustrations on the company has nothing in it for you, except making you feel momentarily better.

  405. Re:Liability by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I suspect since it's such a rare occurrance it would be cheaper to take out a rider on a policy to cover this than it would be to pay n percentage of your workforce 2 weeks pay for nothing on a recurring basis.

    That's the point of insurance, after all - to cover rare occurances, not unexected or avoidable occurances.

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    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  406. Depends by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

    A lot depends on factors that aren't mentioned here. The size of the company will dictate whether they know you well enough to trust you or must follow policy (most policies will shut off access immediately if you're fired and may or may not have wiggle room if you resign). On my last job, the company only had a few hundred employees. I was terminated (because my productivity had dwindled due to cancer treatements), but because of my reputation within the company my access (including remote logins) was left intact so that I could connect from home and use the internet to look for a job. The admin that usually handled the shutoffs said that was a first. All other terminated employees (or resignees) were shutdown while they were in the HR Manager's office.

    I was also given a box and was allowed to go back to my desk and retrieve personal items without an escort and to say goodbye to a few associates in different departments. Neither had ever been allowed before.

    In a larger company I would expect that things would have been done by the book, but your reputation goes a long way toward how you are treated even if you're being fired.

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    As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

  407. You're lucky by jeffvoigt · · Score: 1

    What happened to me (and seems to be a growing trend) is that I was essentially "terminated" when I gave my resignation. They cut a check for the two weeks and I was out the door. They also said that I was also volunteering to use my stored up vacation during this two week period so they wouldn't have to pay me any extra. (I had one week still saved up.) They were able to do this because if I were to complain or contest the situation, it was strongly implied that any future inquiries about my employment would be negative. (Even though I always had stellar reviews from my manager and coworkers who also volunteered to be my references.)

    Looking back, it was still the right choice to just not cause a rabble and just soldier on. A black mark in the IT industry is often a death sentence, so I kept quiet. Now I realize that every corporation is not this evil, but they are out there. Besides, the new job I landed is much nicer.

  408. Cool ! by zarpos · · Score: 1

    Next time instead of 2 weeks tell them you are leaving in 6 so that you get paied for 4 more weeks ....

  409. First, grab the red stapler by berbo · · Score: 1

    Burn down the building on the following weekend.

  410. Re: How to resign professionally by Clived · · Score: 1

    Consider yourself lucky that they didn't have two SS (security guard types) guards, grab you and toss you out of the door

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    Clive DaSilva Email: clive.dasilva@gmail.com Ubuntu 18.10 Kernel 4.18
  411. Giving notice is the correct action. by mmell · · Score: 1
    That act demonstrates good will and professionalism on the face of it. If a corporation determines that they cannot trust an outgoing employee despite such a show of good faith, let that be their loss and no onus attached to you - you are responsible only for your actions, not theirs.

    That said, if you really were out to sabotage your outgoing employer, I can think of few ways to more effectively do so than to quit summarily (permitting you to perform random acts of evil right up to the last minute, of course). In submitting your resignation, you afford your employer many key opportunities - to review your work, your workload, your position, etc. It's their loss if they don't choose to take advantage of that opportunity (and there may be good reasons why they can't).

  412. Plan ahead by tedgyz · · Score: 1

    Make sure you take care of all things you are concerned about BEFORE you resign.

    Like, download all the pr0n off the corporate servers. :-)

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    "No matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Banzai
  413. Now I'm curious by QMO · · Score: 1

    What is this job that no one likes?

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    Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
    1. Re:Now I'm curious by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      What is this job that no one likes?

      Cat-herding. Only the cats are developers, and the herding involves ensuring they have all their changes ready by certain deadlines so that testing can be completed before the load window. They want that testing to complete on time, and they want you to be flexible on when it starts, and on how much they jam into it after it's already started. Oh, and they mark every request as priority "Critical" because "it gets ignored if we don't."

      I wouldn't touch it with a 3 meter pole.

  414. Take this job and shove it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kind of partial to this on the PA myself. Did this once at a factory I worked at, where the boss really did have "a brand new flat-top haircut". Amazing what you will put up with to keep a roof over your head and food in the pantry, worked there exactly long enough to get a vacation, spent the vacation job hunting, new job really didn't pay better but didn't leave me as exhausted nor did I have to buy clothes all the time to replace those destroyed in that wood milling factory. As bad as the wood mill job was there was and is much worse jobs out there and a lot of people are locked into them, lack of training/skills, families to support, pre-existing medical conditions that may not be covered by next insurance company, etc etc. For those fortunate enough to be able to switch and improve their circumstances I salute you and suggest even though it is past Thanksgiving, you might should still sit and count your blessings. The linked song was immensely popular when it came out because it had very real meaning to millions of blue collar workers, so please take the time to read the words.

  415. You did the right thing. by kalimar · · Score: 1

    How to professionally resign? You did it.

    Some tips on things to consider doing before handing in your resignation (if you're going to be leaving on good terms with the company):
    1) make sure any code you've written for the company is well documented and easily maintained (I can document the hell out obfuscated code, but that doesn't mean it's easily maintained)
    2) make sure that any projects you're on are documented well enough for someone to step in with minimal difficulty
    3) make sure you understand company policy on work you create for the company
    4) if there are things that you have created for the company that you wish to take with you, make sure there is no confidential or proprietary information in them. Prepare a 'packet' of the things you would like to take so that when you hand in your resignation you can have the packet reviewed to make sure there is nothing proprietary in there. This goes for code, email, documentation, etc.

    When you hand in your resignation, make sure to be courteous. Don't disrespect your coworkers (even if they are the reason for you leaving). Review any materials you've created for confidentiality (in general, if it's things you've created to be able to do you job better, most companies won't object to you taking a copy. If it's programs that are part of the company's business, then chances it's proprietary and/or confidential and you shouldn't be taking a copy.)

    Contrary to what other people have been saying, do not delete ANYTHING (remember, this is leaving on good terms). The company will take care of disabling your account, access, etc. The company most likely has a legal right to anything you've created on company time or equipment or for the company due to the terms of employment (in general this is outlined in company policies. if you aren't sure, make sure you speak with HR before you hand in your resignation.)

    In general, if you are leaving on good terms (i.e. another company has offered you a better deal or there are family matters that require you to leave as opposed to leaving because of something related to the company you are leaving) you want to treat everyone with respect, but understand that when you hand in your resignation the company has EVERY right to say "Thank you. We appreciate everything you've done for the company. There is no need to come in to work between now and then. If we need you, we will call you. By the way, you can come in tomorrow to pick up your personal effects." That is a perfectly good, ethical, legal response as long as they pay you for the time between resignation and termination.

    Disclaimer: The above only applies to leaving on good terms. Leaving on bad terms is an entirely different kettle of fish.

  416. why not by hyperstation · · Score: 1

    i'm sure it's been said, but you did just fine in your resignation. you offered the appropriate 2 weeks notice, and from what i can tell you were cordial and not sarcastic or hateful at all. i've had the same thing happen to me - the disabling of accounts, seizing of computer, etc, and it's not personal. as you already know, the employer is protecting his own ass. it's hard to judge who is going to get some last minute revenge and who is going to be a professional and part on good terms.

    you don't really need to Ask Slashdot how you should resign professionally, since you've already done it. maybe this will serve as an example to all those "professionals" out there reading this site that don't know how to properly seperate themselves from an employer and not make enemies in the process.

  417. It's about THEIR data not yours by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Wipe your disks so as to avoid problems with the retention their data or their customer's data on the machine you used to use. This is a purely legal safeguard for everyone so that someone can't come back later, supoena that machine and then demand you explain why some customer's or employer's confidential information is still on the machine.

    Not everything is about porn, you know.

    1. Re:It's about THEIR data not yours by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      At that point it is the company's problem, not yours. In the absence of established policy you should ask for guidance before unilaterally destroying company property.

      But then again you are on the way out, and it is highly unlikely that anyone will give a damn one way or the other as MIS is probably going to nuke your drive anyway.

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      I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
  418. You did what was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You did what was right, and Professional. You gave your two weeks. They probably figured that you were leaving because of something you were unpleased with so you may cause their system damage. I am not sure how well you knew the CIO but if you didn't know him well at all then I wouldn't expect anything less because so many people have done stupid acts like quit and leave a virus, or wreck a system. You did what was right on your part and they did what was right on their part. I believe if you would have know the CIO that this wouldn't have happened but he can't take the chance.

  419. There are no matches by gelfling · · Score: 1

    It's just business. If you really want to be all fuzzy with them you wouldn't be leaving in the first place. Better to leave on entirely professional and legal terms. There is nothing to be served by trying to leave open the door for reemployment later on that could in any way be construed as conflict of interest. If your soon to be ex employer coldly decided 'as a matter of policy' that you were persona non grata then you should be mature enough to implement your own professional career safeguards in turn.

  420. Friend, let me tell you about SSH. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gen up a few 4K superuser key pairs that only you have the private half of, keep them on a USB flash stick in a safe place at home.

    Then, if you need to get something you forgot (like all that GPL'd code you thought you had a CD of) you go get it.

    After you are completely sure you have everything you need, you delete the keys and all is well.

    My employer has said a couple of times that if I leave they will have me revoke my own clearance, since I designed everything we've got on over 400 PCs, 50 servers, a three-site WAN, etc. As far as my boss and I are concerned, we trust each others' professionalism enough to work together, regardless of the circumstances of termination, in order to make everyone as secure and happy as possible.

    They know there is no possible way to prevent me from getting in to their systems if I want to, I just know too much about every aspect of the infrastructure. They also know I can be trusted, or they wouldn't have allowed me to build everything in the first place.

  421. Best response by hebie · · Score: 1

    I was in a similar situation. The company could not risk exposure. However, I thanked them for the 2 weeks and offered to support them in any way over the 2 weeks. They were quite happy and indeed a situation did come up that needed my support. When I complied, they even offered a small project, for which they paid seperately. (of course this was a small company, i wouldn't expect it in a larger firm) But, it worked out well.

  422. My last day by lotho+brandybuck · · Score: 1

    I gave a months notice at the hardware startup I worked for. I loved the people, just didn't like the direction the Co. was going. It was about a 40 person operation.

    This month was spent attempting to get things to finish points, documenting everything and explaining things to the coworkers who were going to take over the critical pieces of work.. My last day there, I had to drop my keys thru the mailslot on exiting, cause I was the last one out the building about 1030PM.

    Somebody got a hideously exploded drive.... (we made 480V 20HP machine drives,) and everybody signed it and gave it to me.. it's still one of my treasured possetions... I feel so lucky I had an experience like this.. but they did get a substantial amount of work from me just because they treated me so well.

    Stuff here is just confirming the fact I'd never want to work for a huge corporation.

  423. Even employess are freelancers by mobileink · · Score: 1

    Hello? Haven't you heard? Company loyalty died sometime in the 80's. Always, *always* think of yourself as an independent professional in a business relationship with a client, even if you are a long-term employee. My personal approach is that I hire my employer as much as they hire me. It makes it easier to think clearly about the interests involved in that relationship and avoid letting emotion get in the way. (It also makes job interviews much easier.) Companies (especially big ones) are practically obligated to act as they did in your case, for very good business reasons. No employer owes you anything; you don't owe them anything. You simply exchange value - work for money - under agreed-upon terms. So the next time you terminate your business relationship with a client (resign from a company), get your ducks in a row before you notify them. Meaning, make sure that you no longer have any need to access company resources, and you won't be surprised or upset if the security guard escorts you to the door immediately. *Then* give them a professional two weeks notice. Also, don't forget that your point of contact with the client - your boss - is a human with ambitions etc. in the context of a corporate career. Don't take any reaction personally - it's just business, even if the boss tends to forget that (or never knew it).

  424. It's a cultural matter by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Depending on where you live and your reasons for ending your employment. A reasonably smart employer should honor your wishes and let you wrap up your work in a neat way since that will help the employer in the end.

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    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
  425. Maybe they thought you were disgruntled. by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    I have given my resignation before. I'm a Unix/Network systems engineer/admin.. etc. I left Northrup Grummen. They honored my resignation and I worked up until my last day. I got a my last check including a check for my vacation and floating holiday balance.

    Somebody didn't trust you.

  426. Enjoy the downtime! by COBOLgrrl · · Score: 1

    I left my corporate IT job back in September for a shorter commute and greater autonomy in a small company. When I gave my boss my notice (two weeks), he said "OK" and didn't speak to me again. Since I was responsible for managing the database that handled credit data for all of our customers I was surprised not to be shown the door on the day I gave notice. In fact, a smart company would have locked me out of the system immediately because of the sensitivity of the data I regularly worked with. Enjoy the downtime, and don't take the lockout personally. Remember that the Senior Talking Heads of any corporation have absolutely no idea what the Geeks are actually capable of, and the lockout is a result of their ignorance and fear. All of those outrageous project requests and timelines came from these folks!

  427. I wish my former company had turned off my access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also put in the customary 2 weeks notice after I had received and accepted a solid offer from a much larger company. Like others who have replied, I was a systems/network administrator, and spent my last 2 weeks documenting everything I knew, inside and out. My former employer wanted me to stay as long as I could, and because I agreed to stay (my former employer was in rough shape financially, and I felt bad for them), that pushed my start date back with my new employer, and I missed a start date timeframe that would've made me eligible for this year's bonus plan (with the new employer).

    When I started my new job, my former company was calling me daily (while I was sitting at my desk at my new job, nonetheless) for support issues (that I had clearly documented). I finally stopped checking my email at my former employer, and just let everything go (in hopes of them letting me go from their support calls). About a week or so later, someone (either inside or outside the company) hacked in and screwed with email and some other things. A former co-worker of mine called me out of the blue a few days later, turns out I was being blamed for the hacking, etc. even though I had nothing to do with it. So, it CAN work out in the employee's favor if access is turned off once they leave their job. That way, you won't have to worry about being a scapegoat because management or other miscrients want to have a CYA for everything that goes wrong.

  428. Company Policy Often is Law by QuantumEraser · · Score: 1

    ...atleast in the realm of contracts. Information included in an employee handbook is considered binding (for both the company and yourself). This has been held true by the courts even when the employee has not read the handbook (or in the case referenced, had not read the specific policy in the handbook). For further reading, look up Pine River State Bank v. Mettile, 333 N.W.2d 622, 627-30 (Minn.1983).

  429. severence, what severence? by dirtydog · · Score: 1

    While it certainly is standard practice, severence pay - even up to 2 weeks, is not required in most (perhaps all) "at will" states. I didn't give notice at my last job because of that fact. After the BS I had put up with (being hired and held off for 2 weeks after showing up only to find the job hadn't been approved, ...), I didn't trust the bastards any more than I could throw them. It just tickles me pink when corporations preach all about maintaining loyalty to the company. After what I've experienced personally and what I've seen big corps do to my fellow employees (especially old-timers whose pensions are getting large), I show corporations as much loyalty as they have for me. Hopefully in my new job, that won't have to be zero.

  430. What to do? by Tacky+the+Penguin · · Score: 1

    What is the professional thing to do?

    Enjoy your free vacation! Think of it as a "paranoia tax" paid to you by your employer.

  431. Professionalism by Dewser · · Score: 1

    Well it varies depending on the company, usual notice is 2 weeks and a letter is typical. Another way to go about it is to discuss with your supervisor that you are planning to resign and give them a reason that hopefully tells them you are not bitter. Then submit the letter for the paper trail. Offer to make the transition of highering someone new, easier. Tell them you will check any documentation you have to see it is in order. Basically give them reasons to keep you in production so to speak. But also it may be company policy to give you the 2 weeks paid. Specially if they have others than can fill in until they higher a replacement. Like everyone else said, who cares, take the money and enjoy the time off. I would have love to be given the ability to leave when I resigned from my last job. But what corporate america needs to realize is that IT folks get bored easily. If we don't feel challenged or appreciated for the hours of work we "should be" doing then we look for bigger and better pastures. Average burnout rate for a systems/network admin is about 5 yrs. At which point, time to find something new. Enjoy!

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    Dewser - all around techy "In the immortal words of Socrates - 'I drank what?'"
  432. Hoe Do you Give Notice Like a Gentleperson? by klept · · Score: 1

    You dont. You are not dealing with gentle people. They are vicious. What happened to you is typical. Not too long ago, a firm I was with, I saw the same thing happen to someone. Like a gentleman he gave 2 weeks notice. He was gone in 1 hour. I wasnt even able to wish him well. One thing the the firm didnt like, was my comment that the intelligence level of the place went down 10% after he left. Years ago when I worked for a another firm, I gave 2 weeks notice and they told me I couldn't legally quit. Guess they needed me. I dont think it is that way any more anywhere. More recently when I left this large firm that was a screww up, I was going to leave in a couple of days. That was just enough for the CEO to hear about it and want to talk to me. Needless to say, the reasons for why I wanted to leave became very worried. Now do you understand why you were gone like skidmarks?

  433. Make them see that they need you. by Deputy+Doodah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've always included on my resignation letter a list of tasks I need to complete before leaving. That tells them that you haven't lost your work ethic, you're just moving, and it shows them that they still need you.

    I resigned from a job last year, and my boss honored my two week notice because he could see he still needed me to finish up my projects. This is a guy with a reputation for showing people the door.

    Of course it's also important to communicate a positive reason that you are leaving. For instance, I left my job in California because I couldn't afford a house in that state. Yeah I had some beefs, but I didn't mention them. I made them clearly understand I was not leaving out of dislike for the job. It's to your advantage to do this even if you actually do dislike your job.

    It turns out that the company I'm with now has entered a partnership with my old company and I find myself working with my old boss as a peer. Leaving on a good note has allowed us to get along pretty well. You never know how the leaf is going to turn so be careful what you say.

  434. Re:What did you expect? Mod Points by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    I haven't gotten mod points in 2 years and am stuck in metamod hell

    For me, mod points have arrived in batches or swarms. I don't get any for many months, then start getting them once a week for several weeks. After that another drought. I don't understand their system of granting them, and simply use them honestly when I get them. I get notice that about 1 out of 20 of my moderations are disagreed with at M2 level.

    As I see it, you have two options:

    1: M2 metamoderate every day that your're eligable, and moderate everything UNFAIR. This will take so many other moderators out of eligability that eventually you'll rise to the top of the list again. Besides, doesn't Slashdot promise that metamoderators are more likely to get Mod points?

    2: Resort to M3 moderation, otherwise known as MODERATE PARENT UP/DOWN/FUNNY/INSIGHTFUL... posts.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  435. I don't think it matters what you say by sfranklin · · Score: 1

    Many companies have a policy of not allowing 'lame-duck' workers to have system-level access. Usually they'll let you access your own email and non-critical applications, but in your case, since you were a system admin, it sounds like they shut down everything. I don't think this necessarily would be affected by anything you say in your resignation letter. It's a policy put into place to protect the company's assets, and in order for that policy to be effective, it needs to apply to all workers that are leaving.

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    Skip Franklin
    It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. -- despair.com
  436. Re:Liability by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
    If you don't trust the person, then they shouldn't have still been an employee in the first place.

    This has got to be the single-best one sentence analysis of this issue in the whole discussion.

    --
    I am not a crackpot.
  437. Some companies do that - its as an insult by sc0nway · · Score: 1

    First off you did the right thing by giving two weeks notice.

    Most companies have a policy whereby if you are in a position to compromise the security of the company, have access to confidential information, or if you are going to a competitor they release you immeditatly (I was sooooo tempted to say I was going to a competitor the at the last company I was at).

    Still others may have been burned before and don't want to risk it. One of my professors told me of a job he had in the 70's where his predecessor went into the room where they stored all the punchcard programs (remember this is the 70's) and removed random cards. Since it was all undocumented assembly code it took them eight months to get everything straightened out. Needless to say when my professor gave notice the company took his badge and keys and let him go that day (with the full two weeks pay).

    So its not an insult to you for doing the right thing. They are merely covering their butts. Keep giving the two weeks notice and if they let you go early its free vacation. :)

  438. If your asked to leave... by MrIcee · · Score: 1
    ...here is how to do it

    At a company I worked at about 15 years ago, they dismissed (let go/fired/etc) one of the employees who also happened to handle much of the computing environment.

    The president and vice president (and I believe at least one corporate lawyer) asked him into the conference room where they told him that he was fired and not allowed to return to his office. He said "may I make a phone call?". They said sure. He picked up the phone, dialed a number and said "Implement Plan B" and hung up the phone.

    The pres and vice pres and lawyer went totally ape-shit. The place went into instant lockdown and we were pretty much unable to use the corporate network for about a week while they went through everything, changed all codes... musta cost a small fortune in both time and money.

    A couple of years later I ran into the guy who was fired and I said "wow, do you realize what happened after you said those words? BTW, what exactly was plan B?" He said "I called my wife and said "implement plan b" but she had no idea what that meant, I was just joking".

    Wonderful payback to some really stupid employers (they totally deserved it). Totally made my day.

  439. Re:it's not a professional ... [lessons learned] by galego · · Score: 1
    OK ... I've read enough to post at this point.

    FYI ... I had to beg to be let go as part of a RIF at my last company. Had access til my last day, but was not in an admin. position of any sort. I had planned to give them one week of notice ... because the RIF was happening a week before my two-year anniversary (with a 2-year relocation agreement on my head) and severance was better if they RIF'd me. But they caught wind (somewhat purposefully) that I had lined something else up and was just biding my time. Still HR was very cryptic about it all. Now, I'm trying to figure out how much time to give once I do find something else where I am. Although, I'm at a .edu and they're too strapped to be kicking me off early. Either way ...

    Here's what I've learned thus far ...
    1. Leave the option open to overlap the start of new gig with the end of old gig. i.e. Tell the new employer a date, but "I may be able to start sooner. I will let you know once I give notice."
    2. I knew this ... but to reiterate. Don't take it personally, take the check, and maybe some time off. This is why I keep some annual leave cached always. This would only help the overlap more.
    3. Provide notice up to the minimum statutory severance period. Then if they walk you out early ... you get that much time off ... paid!

    Good Times, these are!! hrrrmmmmmm

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    Que Deus te de em dobro o que me desejas

    [May God give you double that which you wish for me]

  440. Don't be a fool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have no clue about Information Security, obviously. You were professional and they were professional. If they allowed you to continue to access systems then they are not performing 'due diligence' and any problems that you cause could get the company in hot water. If they didn't do what they did I would be worried. It seems like they have a fair policy and you received your $$$. Don't be a fool!

  441. My BAD by sc0nway · · Score: 1

    There was alot of typos in this as I was in a hurry. The big mistake was in the title though (I ran out of room and did not proofread my correction).

    DO NOT take it as an insult.

    My Bad.

  442. Hmm....? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Give 3 weeks notice next time?

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    Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
    Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  443. Why Give Two Weeks Notice? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    Why give two weeks notice when you resign? The company doesn't give you two weeks notice before you're fired or laid off.

    1. Re:Why Give Two Weeks Notice? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Not really true: when you are laid off there generally is some sort of severance pay involved.

      If you are fired... well tough you don't deserve any favors.

      --
      I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
  444. what if by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    Hey what if I'm resigning because I broke something and don't want to tell anyone?

    1. Re:what if by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      Hey what if I'm resigning because I broke something and don't want to tell anyone?
      Get out before they find out.
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      Vista:XPSP2::ME:98SE
  445. Depends on the industry. by VoiceOfDoom · · Score: 1

    I left a large company that makes bread, but worked there right up until the end of my notice period. I've also left a computer forensics firm, and was escorted out straight away with my severence pay assured. I think banking, finance and law-related firms are far more likely to walk you out then and there, as the information they hold is percieved to be more "sensitive".

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    "Life is pain Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something"

    Westly, The Princess Bride

  446. Duty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rethink that - Duty?

    You sent him/her to the box. Despite being paid for the time doing so, you removed the quo from the the quid-pro part. The job was never being your "answer man", toadie, or lackey, and so when you sent them away from the role, the job, the workplace, there can be no expectation at all. There is more to a job than pay - there is respect, a role, a position, an office: you took all that away but still want yours.

    Moderated 5? Management skillz like this make me wretch.

  447. poor security by Norman+Lorrain · · Score: 1

    Clearly they should have fired him two weeks before he resigned.

  448. Situation Normal, All Fecked Up by blippy · · Score: 1

    The CIO immediately thought I was going to do something terrible to the system, and destroy accounts, and any other activity that I have access to

    My boss and co-workers generally feel the same way about me.

  449. coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Give it a fucking REST already, scumbag!
    Never. I never rest when fighting evil and scumbag shills of evil like you.


    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke


  450. Layoff Mistake by SpunkyWabbit · · Score: 0

    Having an IT employee frustrated on his/hers way out is a big fucking mistake. Some management figures tend not to realize that on time. They do at some point though. I never liked these huge MDF/LDF files...

  451. Re:is two weeks really professional? it depends... by nojomofo · · Score: 1

    now, if i had given 2 weeks in the middle of a 6-month project.......well, that seems like it would've been unprofessional.

    Now, I'm not sure that I really agree with this. Really, if the company decided to cancel the project, do you think that they would have paid you for the duration of the 6 months, or would they have given you 2 weeks' of pay and sent you out the door?

  452. I think what you did is fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think what you did is fine. Except for 1 crappy job where I got fired, I have given two weeks notice even when I was working as a temp and could just leave. I figure it's the professional thing to do.. I'm surprised that a place would just lock you out immediately, but if they are paying your 2 weeks, what the hell.

  453. You're probably correct. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I can't compare to how things might work elsewhere, having never held a job outside the United States, but I think the premise you describe as being implicit in my post is true and valid. At least it has been my experience in almost every tech job I've ever worked, and especially present on jobs whose focus was the production of a deliverable (especially software).

    If you're on a team, or especially if you're in charge of the team, there are two kinds of people in the world: people who are On The Team, and everyone else who is Not On The Team. That's it. Sure, you probably have support personnel and people who help you out for various and sundry personal reasons, but they probably don't have a particularly vested interest in whether you succeed or not. The direct product of this is that people on the team have a 1:1 relationship (hopefully) with another group, People You Can Trust. If you're on the team and committed to the project, you get trusted with stuff, including passwords, access to confidential information, etc. When you're no longer on the team, you're no longer trusted, and therefore the stuff you could access gets immediately revoked. Or alternately, if you are for some reason perceived as being not fully committed to a project (within in the limits of it being your job, and not your entire existence), then you'll probably get the boot. Unless you have some very specialized skills that make you invaluable -- and in my experience this is very rare, much more rare than people with "special skills" think -- project managers are almost more interested in commitment and trustworthiness than they are with talent or skill.

    This binary, black/white point of view is popular, IMO, because when you're up against a deadline and working like hell, nobody has time to figure out other people's myriad personal motivations and measure others' commitment in order to figure out what they should be given in terms of assignments and how to interpret their assessments of situations. And for what it's worth, I agree with them. I would rather work on a project where everyone is into their work and committed to success, but perhaps learning things as they go along, then work with a team of experts who couldn't give a shit what they're working on as long as they don't have to stay late and their paychecks don't bounce.

    If that's not for you, that's fine and I wouldn't fault you for it, however I would urge you not to join an IT project in the U.S., because that's pretty much how things work.

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  454. April 20th is... by Tangurena · · Score: 2, Informative

    April 20th is the birthday of Hitler. It is also the anniversary of the Columbine High School Massacre. April 19th is the anniversary of the Waco Massacre and the McVeigh's Oklahoma City bombing.

  455. What did you expect?-Another "/." stereotype. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You could make the same argument for senior management but somehow when they f-up the company they get a nice severance package from the board. I guess a few mil is a nice reward for running a company into the ground."

    The guy who ran Conseco had to return the money.

    http://www.cfo.com/article.cfm/5157338/c_5157587?f =archives&origin=archive

    So I guess that shoots your "stereotype" down in flames.*

    *You couldn't get liens straight, so why should you do any better at "what happens to managment"?

  456. Glad I don't work there any more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Things could be much worse. Picture this:

    It's coming up to the holiday season, otherwise known as the Annual Christmas Layoff. You come in Friday morning, and there's a sign on the door: Mandatory All-Hands Meeting in the Cafeteria at 10AM. You go to the cube and try to log in and get something useful done before then. Everybody's account is locked out. They blocked all web access, so you can't even read Slashdot! Nothing to do except get some coffee and speculate on where the axe will fall this time.

    After lunch, if you were lucky enough to dodge another 20% "strategic reorganization", you wait for the server to come back up. Sure enough, half the Sys Admins got whacked (mostly the rxperienced ones). Oh, and about today's build deadline--it isn't changing just because we made you sit around doing nothing all day. Stay here until it's done, while we go to Aspen to collect our performance bonuses at the management team-builder.

    Merry Christmas from the Corporate Management Team!

  457. You didn't say why by MrResistor · · Score: 1

    You didn't say why you decided to resign. Did you tell your employer? If not, they probably just assumed the worst. If so, well, then I guess maybe it depends on the reason you gave.

    I resigned from my last job, gave them ample notice, and ended up working a month beyond my planned departure date. Of course, I didn't really want to leave that job, but my wife had to relocate about 500 miles away for her job and I wanted to be with her more. So, I gave about 2 months notice, and offered to help find and train my replacement. Found the perfect guy, too, but the asshat VP wouldn't sign the req to hire him until about 2 weeks after I left (for the math impaired, that's 3.5 months after I gave notice, which coincidentally was about how long it took me to get fully up to speed when I started there.)

    Anyway, without knowing exactly what you said it's impossible to say what you might have done to make them suspicious of you. Maybe it was nothing at all, and that's just SOP? I have to agree with all the people saying "enjoy your free 2 weeks pay." If they're shooting themselves in the foot, that's their choice, and no longer your problem.

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  458. In my experience by Tangurena · · Score: 1
    So your plan is to violate copyright and misappropriate trade secrets, then enter the data as evidence in a legal action?
    One of my past employers was defrauding his largest client out of about $50,000 to $100,000 per year. Some of his customers were stealing about $15,000 per year from him. One of his ex-employees embezzled about $100,000 in inventory to open up a competing business. Very snotty, cut-throat business with deceit seen as a major virtue (the more you stole, the bigger your balls). This employer would engage in scorched earth tactics when it suited him (and it suited just fine if you went to work for anyone he could consider a competitor). I made some copies of some documents that would have had him filing bankruptcy (and probably fleeing the country) if he decided to shoot flames my way. Evidence to suit the BSA or FBI, with copies stored somewhere else, so if my home was raided, it would appear that they got the records, but other copies were stored, uh, I'm still not telling.
    if your opposition has a lawyer who believes in scorched earth
    Lawyers only work if they get paid. If I manage to destroy all your money, your lawyer will bail pretty quickly. I know where your mistress lives. Does your wife? I know where some of your hidden bank accounts are, does your wife's divorce lawyer? Now they do. I wonder how that happened.

    Sir, I don't know who you are. You don't know who I am. Perhaps you should think of me as a wandering porcupine. Harmless until you attack. Like Tom, I do know the person I worked for, and he knows me. I don't need to puff up my chest and intimidate you, because I know that if you want to screw me, you're going to wonder where that dry, rusty corncob came from.

  459. The proper amount of resignation notice by SuhlScroll · · Score: 1

    Always give to days notice .... "I am leaving to-day." ;)

  460. thats some silly logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wonder if all those schemers and plotters (enron, the major accounting firms, the major insurance companies, GM, Ford, Delphi, etc etc etc) consider that there are probably a lot of things going on at the board / CEO level that are 'risky'?

    youre basically saying managers have 'no choice' because they might to go jail for not kicking someone out on their ass right at resignation?

    what country do you live in? Carly Firona got millions of dollars when she left after destroying HP. managers can bankrupt entire companies, turn ethics into a dirty word, steal millions of shareholder and taxpayer dollars, waste it on frivolous BS and their brother in laws contracting company, etc etc etc .

    but no, its the IT guy who bothered to give notice instead of dropping out of sight one friday, thats the bad guy! we might get sued!

    oh, and dont be insulted. i just read business week and the wall street journal

  461. The Answer Guy says: by TheAnswerGuy · · Score: 1

    You did.

  462. Clear Cut by PsykhoKiwi · · Score: 1

    At least it is completely clear cut and you know where you stand.
    I am currently having issues with my employer (I work in a small company with three full time employees including me). Over a week ago, I had an accident in the work van and the boss went absolutely mental with an unjustified severe verbal critique of my driving abilities. He fired me on the spot the next day with no investigation, no warning and no mention of making good on any monies he owed me.
    Several days later I wrote to him requesting written confirmation of what was said when he dismissed me and his response was to send our office girl round to ask me if I was planning on taking the matter any further (ie legal action for unfair dismissal). She stated several things including that he would not be willing to let me drive any company vehicle as I was quite obviously speeding and driving wrecklessly. When I pointed out that the road I was on was national speed limit (60mph UK) and I was barely doing 40, all of a sudden things changed. Less than three hours later the boss realises his case for dismissing me due to 'gross misconduct' just went tits up and my case for unfair dismissal became rock solid.

    My problem is that all these facts were there and available right from the get go but my boss showed no desire to learn anything other than his "gut feeling". So now he gives me a letter saying he wants me to come back as though 'nothing had happened' which I now believe to be insincere but his only option legally. Do I go back to a working environment where I am neither trusted nor wanted? (driving to and from clients is a major part of the job and my mini is neither insured nor suitable for hundreds of miles a week).

    If I accept his terms and go back, all legal stance on my side vanishes. If I don't accept his terms and don't go back I don't know where I stand except I'm out of a job. How's that for a heafcuk?

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    Just remember that if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
  463. professional resignation by bobinspain · · Score: 1

    This things are usually a bit awkward, but their swift, protectionist response is quite common.

    The point of giving 2 weeks notice is to give the employer some opportunity to make an effective transition to the new situation, a workplace without the resignee working there.

    How they use this opportunity is entirely up to their discretion. Many companies choose to eliminate unsupervised access immediately, and pay salary for the two weeks as a professional courtesy. In a right-to-work state - which many are - it is possible for the company to end paying the person immediately after showing them the door, unless there are other policies or contractual stipulations in place.

    If the company needs to get information from you, they will ask. Typical practice, if system access is required, is to have the resignee work with the employee picking up the tasks; that employee would work on the system, sometimes with the resignee sitting beside them to explain things. At this point, though, the resignee has no system access, and the other employee has responsibility for the integrity of company systems and data at that point.

    Of course, I have left places under both scenarios: all access removed, and with full access and expectations of my presence on the job up through the full two weeks. What you describe, where your presence is expected or allowed, but you have no system access, is no more or less awkward than the other possibilities - they are all a bit unpleasant. Remember, you have just disrupted a routine - usually not fun even when it is for the best for all parties - and caused the company an unplanned expense of adjustment, reassigning tasks, possibly recruiting a new hire, or maybe even reorganizing your area of the business.

    The best thing you can do is to behave nicely, cheerfully, professionally. Accept the situation. Answer questions clearly and without resentment or reservation. If you can anticipate a list of items which require transition, write it up (even at home, if needed) and pass it on; management should ask for a list of things, but this does not always happen. Don't be upset or surprised if you and management do not have the same list of what is important to transfer.

    Put on a positive spin, speak well of people, and encourage them. Be as helpful as possible. Go out of your way not to infect them with bad attitudes or wistful thoughts of moving on themselves. It is mostly execution style not technical details that matter at this point - provided the details are accurate, of course. A good exit often leads to future opportunities to consult, or to be hired somewhere else through a positive recommendation in the future. Remember, unless you or they have been one of the true nightmares, after some time each side will think of the other more fondly and forget many of the rough spots.

    Cheers! bobinspain
  464. Not My Experience... by rrgg · · Score: 1

    Most likely the company has a policy for all resignations and it was nothing personal.

    If it were a small company, it would depend on your relationship with them. I left a small company with 2 weeks notice and continued to work. In fact I was paid for those 2 weeks plus the remaining 10 days of the month's salary.

  465. At least you got paid... by McPierce · · Score: 1

    I gave my notice three weeks ago to my contracting company. They in turn notified the person to whom I reported at the client. That person then accused me of being unprofessional for not telling him I was leaving and told me to immediately leave the building and consider that my last day. He did this by email and didn't come into the office, talk to me or apologize when he was told that I went through the proper channels by notifying my employer and having them notify him. As a result I lost a week's pay.

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    Darryl L. Pierce "What do you care what people think, Mr. Feynman?"
  466. I resigned 2 months ago... and NO PROBLEMS by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    I worked for a dot-com, not one of those huge corporate giants. I had a good, friendly relationship with my former manager/CTO, my former CEO, and my former HR/CFO.

    I went up and told them, look - I have received a job offer and it's a literal 10 minutes from my front door whereas this is 40 minutes and I'm spending $300 a month on gas and tolls combined. You haven't given me a raise in over a year. I want to let you know that I'm considering this position; it's for more money and it's closer to home.

    They don't bother to counter-offer, they don't have the $, but I'm a somewhat important guy, a primary developer of 2 different major company systems. I had spent many off-hours working with the systems, from work and from home. They have developers who could take my processes over, so that's not a problem.

    I gave them my resignation and told them I'd be leaving in 2 weeks. Two other employees who had done exactly that (a QA/Customer Service guy and a Graphics Designer) were just instantly let go. One of them did not even get his honored vacation days.

    I calmly laid out my intentions for the next two weeks: I said, I'm going to take these two weeks and finish a code clean up and document everything I've ever done for you guys and all the currently undocumented processes (not to say that they didn't ALREADY have documents, I was just going to update them and consolidate them) so that whomever you replace me with can maintain/manage this stuff properly.

    They were totally fine with that. In fact, the CTO asked me to pre-screen a couple of candidate for my position in the second week. One was an OK fit who later came in, but did not pass the face-to-face interview; the other was too junior and they passed on him.

    The entire time, I had full access to the production environment and would have been able to screw with them at any time. The thing is, I had been with them for almost 2 years and they knew me to be a responsible and trustworthy employee who had locked up the place for the night more than once.

    It was a very cordial departure and I received full pay for my vacation days. They've called me a couple times for questions and I was invited to show up for yesterday's holiday party, but I had other plans.

    Suffice to say, I still keep in contact with those coworkers and I would suspect the following for your situation:

    If you're in a HUGE CORPORATE ENVIRONMENT where you are just a tiny, insignificant cog (I'm one now!), and one department doesn't know what the other department is doing, don't expect that you can't be replaced.

    If you're in a smaller company where your work matters, it really all depends on your relationship with the other coworkers and your overall responsibility.

  467. Where do you keep all that paper?! by rrgg · · Score: 1

    OMG my basement would be full if I printed and stored all company correspondence I wrote.

  468. Re:is two weeks really professional? it depends... by fl!ptop · · Score: 1

    Really, if the company decided to cancel the project, do you think that they would have paid you for the duration of the 6 months, or would they have given you 2 weeks' of pay and sent you out the door?

    Probably not, since i was a full-time employee and frequently worked on projects that took months to complete and implement.

    My point was that (to me) it's not professional to leave the company 'in the lurch' on a big project. it would seem to be more professional to say to them, "i'm planning on leaving, how long do you need me to train my replacement and bring everyone up to speed?" in a case like that 2 weeks is probably not sufficient.

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  469. I would say you Did it by serutan · · Score: 1

    Giving two weeks notice is exactly the professional thing to do. You can't control how the company reacts. I've quit 4 or 5 programming jobs and have never been abruptly cut off, but I have seen it happen to others. Don't worry about it. You did right thing.

  470. Resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get used to it, most companies terminate you the second someone reads the resignation letter, and generally give you two weeks severance, or maybe as much as 4(or VERY rarely) more pay(plus compensation for unused vacation time, don't forget that if you didn't use yours all up, and if they have a better 401k I'd leave the $ in the old companies plan and not roll it over... if you can...). Bottom line should be that you were resigning for whatever reason, and now you have a couple extra weeks to do something else with, which might actually even be better if you're going to start the new job(or whatever) immediately at the end of the two week period.

    Out of all the companies that I have resigned from, only one wanted me to stay until the two weeks was up, and tried to cajole me into not leaving on my last day. (A case of too little, too late from them though.

    Bottom line is that generally they like you to not be irreplaceable so that they can fire your but whenever they like/want to, especially if they can find someone(Indian/Chinese) that is cheaper, even if not quite so good as they can always throw more bodies at it and still make a savings in their twisted logic. (Of course, they really don't want you have the same freedom, and would MUCH prefer to have serfs in most cases.)

  471. Next Time You Resign by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Give them 90 days notice.

  472. prepare yrself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an employee you can keep detailed journals and logs of all the work you did. Some people keep backups - some are not allowed.
    I always make sure that I prepare everything for my resignation - not necassarily for the remaining 2 weeks but to refer back to the experience I have gained to help my professional development.

    Maybe you should spend that time documenting all the work you have done so you might be prepared fr your next position or other future positions.

    The last 2 weeks is just a legal red-tape and you should expect employers to do this considering the research on hacking & malicious computer threats (i.e. MOST threats come from the inside, like disgruntled or untrained employees)

    All the best