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  1. Re:Not just Linux on Some Linux Users Violate Sarbanes-Oxley · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This also means that any company that runs Windows is also in violation, unless they get full disclosure from Microsoft on all tech Microsoft has licensed/stolen/whatever.

    More fud from team99 is my guess. Boy are the MS shills desperate.

  2. Re:Post questions question on Ask Microsoft's Security VP · · Score: 1

    "Have you started drinking or taking drugs since seeing the questions sent to you by Slashdot? Are you emotionally scarred and bitter now?"

    Based on the commnets posted, I think it's the /.ers who a scarred and bitter.

    More likely the drugs and booze started BEFORE. How else to explain the mess that is Windows Security.

    Based on the comments posted, yes, /.ers are scarred and bitter - we've heard too many lies NOT to be a bunch of cynics. Microsoft is STILL the most hated company in the world, and nut just by techies and geeks. Just ask anyone who has had their work eaten by Microsoft.

  3. Re:I have a question for you on Ask Microsoft's Security VP · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's Security situation has hardly improved

    You have a strange definition of the word "improved" :-)

    It hasn't improved at all - by most objective measures, every generation of product has been more severely b0rked than the previous generation.

  4. Re:For God's sake, don't print it! on Genetic Database Hits One Billion Entries · · Score: 0, Troll

    By the time you successfully print the 22TB of data, you would no doubt pass the 10 month threshold for the double sized growth. Once you start printing, you'd never stop!

    I have a simpler soluton - just study Bush supporters - they come from the shallow end of the gene pool, so your flood of data would also slow to a ttrickle.

    .

    [tt]

  5. Re:Business usage on Firefox Usage Climbing In Europe · · Score: 1

    Winning the home users is a powerful accomplishment.

    ... I only know a couple of people who don't use firefox. My guess is that, now that it has traction, we're going to see its usage increase significantly, as people just get fed up with IE, and the new converts go out and introduce others to the circle.

    Besides, when Vista finally comes out, that's pretty much the end of the line for Microsoft in the home market anyway ...

  6. Re:without cheating... on Web Users Judge Sites in the Blink of an Eye · · Score: 1
    How is it cheating - anagrams allow you to move letters around ...

    but I like your way better :-)

  7. Re:Memo from your PHB on Meetings are Bad For You · · Score: 1

    Memo from your PHB We need to have a meeting to discuss these findings!

    That's okay - I have a doctors' note.

  8. Re:What do the editors read? on Web Users Judge Sites in the Blink of an Eye · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting question. All of us habitually read Slashdot while we're avoiding our own work. But if Slashdot is your work, what do you read between tasks? All these dupes are evidence that they don't actually read this site, so where do they go?

    ... shhh ... I'll give you a hint, by changing one letter and playing anagrams ...

    dupe
    dope
    rope
    porn

    [tt]

  9. Re:Zonk must post a lot on pr0n boards on Apple Sends Hidden Message to Hackers? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No, it looks more like he's into piercing:

    http://www.tounge.com/

    Who'd have thought that tounge.com existed?

  10. Re:Well, it sure beats having to look for another on Get Fired. Delete Colleague's Account. Go To Jail. · · Score: 1
    Dear Anonymous Coward:

    Has slashdot really gotten to the point where we have to spell things out with <irony> tags?

    Regards,
    - me.

    P.S.: The real irony is that the article was about a security breech by someone who lost his job through being outsourced; there have been a lot of security breeches that were a lot more severe than just deleting someones email, that were the direct result of offshoring ... there are lessons for both employees and management in this article.

    Unfortunately management, being management, probably won't read the memo. They're more interested in CYA.

  11. Re:Or here is a better idea on Get Fired. Delete Colleague's Account. Go To Jail. · · Score: 5, Informative

    Okay, I know this is slashdot and most people didn't RTFA:

    A federal judge disagreed and handed down a relatively light sentence of three months of imprisonment, three months of home detention and three years of supervised release, plus a $5,000 fine and $20,350 in restitution.

    So he IS going to repay them $$$, lots of it. Not just jail time.

  12. Well, it sure beats having to look for another job on Get Fired. Delete Colleague's Account. Go To Jail. · · Score: 1

    After all, now that's he's been outsourced, what better job security post-9/11 than sitting in jail with all the "terr'rists"?

  13. Re:Also ... on Real ID Act Poses Technical Challenges · · Score: 1

    It's a good thing that bad guys would never get a job at the agency handling all that information and get access to those databases.

    The bad guys will have NO problem getting it. This is a program the individual states have to implement without being given any money with which to do it. Sort of like cutting the legs off a frog and saying "Jump, frog, jump." It'll be outsourced and either India or China will p0wn you.

  14. Re:Not Cold Fusion on Desktop Cold Fusion Reconsidered · · Score: 4, Informative
    Not cold fusion because it's at 15,000 degrees? Sure it is.

    http://www.foresight.org/Conferences/MNT05/Abstrac ts/Donoabst.html

    In practice, an ignition temperature of 400M K is needed to compensate for lost energy
    Even the lower temperature of only77 million degrees makes 15,000 degrees look positively arctic. Being able to do it in a container without magnetic containment in a vacuum ... well, sounds like cold fusion to me.
  15. Re:What we do not know on Linux Desktops Send NASA Rovers to Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    We don't run our main servers on Linux,

    ... you'd think they could find someone to run linux on their servers ... its not like it takes a rocket scientist

    oh, right, thie is JPL ... :-)

  16. Re:What he DIDN'T say on MacWorld Keynote Announces x86 iMac & Laptop · · Score: 1

    and a hell of a lot more bulk

    people pay for compactness its the reason lcds are popular with PC users even though they are a heck of a lot more expensive than similar sized crts.

    and a hell of a lot harder on the eyes. I'll pass.

    Same with the plasma TV. The money is better off in my pocket, and the picture is the same or better on the latest crt rear-projections, unless you want to spend an INSANE amount of $$.

  17. Re:Linux users on Spielberg Bitten by DVD Encryption · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the oscar jury can't play (and leak) the movie then there IS NOTHING to download.

    So the only people in the supply chain who have ever leaked anything are the oscar jury? Nah, can't be. Some schlub somewhere has an unencrypted copy. After all, they don't just pop out of the camera edited, post-processed, and encrypted.

  18. Re:bad luck? on Spielberg Bitten by DVD Encryption · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Someone pushed the wrong button," she said. "It was a case of rotten bad luck."

    Is this a trial balloon for the excuse Bush will trot out for starting the next nuk-ul-ar war? "I pushed the wrong button," Bush said. It was a case of rotten bad luck."

  19. Re:For one that didn't RFA on Spielberg Bitten by DVD Encryption · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Guardian newspaper has reported that 5000 DVD based preview copies of Spielberg's 'Munich' sent to reviewers in the UK can't be played due to the copy protection system involved.

    Oh, well - they'll just have to download the torrent, I guess.

  20. Re:The decaf coffee on Phase Change in Fluids Simulated · · Score: 1

    Cocaine and opium aren't the same things......

    It. A. Joke.

  21. Re:The decaf coffee on Phase Change in Fluids Simulated · · Score: 1

    Makes you wonder what kind of scientist would actually want to work on decaf coffe beans though...

    A mad scientist, obviously. And quite cranky to boot, I would think.

    But I heard they're trying to insert a gene so it makes opium instead of caffeine. This way you can REALLY have a glass of Coke. That'll rev your engine first thing in the morning ...

  22. Re:Screw stone tablets, I'm going to oral traditio on Burned CDs Last 5 years Max -- Use Tape? · · Score: 1

    I like my way better. It helps explain most of the worlds religions, and ALL politics.

    It also explains the Pope's dismay to the first question he asked God when he got to the Pearly Gates.

    You can guess the question. God answered him, "No, I said CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!"

  23. Re:Screw stone tablets, I'm going to oral traditio on Burned CDs Last 5 years Max -- Use Tape? · · Score: 1
    Mp>
    As long as your whole village is wasted, your data will live on.

    I don't know ... if the whole village is wasted, yur data isn't going to survive the communal hangover ...

  24. Re:Screw that - I'm going back to stone tablets on Burned CDs Last 5 years Max -- Use Tape? · · Score: 1
    It doesn't run on a P1 - I tried. It runs on that crappy old 486 I've got sitting under a bunch of stuff in a closet, with no sound card, lousy video, etc. That's about it. :-(

    Its funny, but when I bought Simcity3k, I found it wasn't as fun as Sincity2k. But for just playing for an hour or so, just for the fun of it, the original dos version was the best.

  25. Re:Two Words: on Equipment Suppliers You Can Trust? · · Score: 1

    Duct tape: The last refuse of the incompetent.

    Because the competent don't leave it for last.

    That just doesn't parse. It's like saying that something is always in the last place you look for it. Of curse it is - because you then stop looking, even if its in the first place you look.