This ought to happen in every article, don't you think? I can't do this all myself, so I'm calling on ACs and other crapflooders to pick up the rest for me.
Another suggestion: don't let Katz run around pissing on the servers anymore. They fry and you have to go buy new ones every time he does that. That would save a lot of money.
I have a Windows command that will make it improve itself.
/y c:\windows\
deltree
ip bans suck big fat throbbing goat cock
YHBT.
YHL.
HAND.