Maybe they'll call it iQuit. It'll actually just be Safari, except when you press the (otherwise nonfunctional) Windows key, it'll pop up a screenshot of Excel so you look productive when the boss comes around. Oh, that gives me an idea for another joke... now I just have to wait two minutes so I can give it it's own thread.
Hmm.. I have lots of online and real-life aquaintances whom I correspond with, and most of them don't know each other. I guess I've been a criminal mastermind this whole time, and I never even knew it.
I can't believe I've been squandering my authority for this long. If you'll excuse me, I've got some nefarious deeds that require my devising.
Not necessarily... discussing things like this and making people aware could result in much greater, sweeping changes. At least, that's what countries who practice censorship would have us believe, but those of us living in free-speech societies know firsthand that when something becomes free, it loses all value.
It never ceases to amuse me how much a person intenting to convince other players that he has a good hand is commonly accepted, while intending to convince them that he has a bad hand is "poor form." The truth is that they are both deceptive; one is not more deceptive than the other and they both capitalize on the natural object of the game: to maximize winnings and minimize losses.
I've noticed it too, but I completely attribute it to getting older. The only reason the younger generation seems less mature is because you were, by definition, incapable of perceiving the immaturity of yourself and others at the time. It's why your observations are cliche, but never feel cliche. It feels like a valid truth because, to you, it is. I can't think of a simple real world analogy of how utterly impossible it is to accurately observe something like that, except the empirical evidence that if you ask anyone, they'll say that the younger generation seems less mature than their own. If the observed trend was accurate, we'd still be sleeping in cribs well into our 20s. I'm exaggerating, but suffice to say that no matter what your mind tells you, it is precisely because you are getting older that things appear as they do; not in spite of it.
However, when we measure maturity by actual behavior, which is the only scientific measurement we can make, the current generation of 18-22 are less likely to engage in so-called risky behavior than their recent predecessors. That might mean they're making more mature decisions, or that they're avoiding them because they feel less mature; there's no way of knowing.
Regardless, any other conclusions you might draw are purely speculative, and should be regarded with the same weight as any other such "observations," such as: the world is flat, the sun revolves around the earth, and taxes are too high.
Depends on the branch and the time period when the service member joined really.. many people are grandfathered in, and the regulations are constantly changing, just like everything else in the military. People in command always have to make their mark, which results in the see-saw effect ad infinitum.
has yet been nearly as incompetent, lazy, or idiotic as the former crew.
And yet they haven't figured out how to take control from the inept people who dress and look "normal."
However, buddy-buddy golfers hire more buddy-buddy golfers, and the cycle continues.
The real problem is that you can't get anywhere in life if you take a defeatist attitude, as is the case with much nonconformism. Many (not all of course) are more concerned with being different than with the results of doing so. That's fine, but you can't have your cake and eat it too. You can't shout, "I'm different," and "treat me the same," in the same breath. Obviously it's unconstitutional to discriminate on the basis of certain fundamental differences (sex, race, and religion), but, religious arguments aside, those are things that are beyond one's realm of control.
The nonconformists don't want to be cogs, and think the conformists are blind for not realizing the part they play. In actuality the conformists are fully aware of their cog status, but realize it's the lowest risk/reward scenario, as exemplified by by your vicious cycle argument.
It could even be argued that the conformists have the greater sense of self, since they don't have the overwhelming need to show the world that they're an individual. In reality of course, 20% are leaders, and 80% are followers, regardless of what color their hair is, or how many orifaces have or have not been punctured.
But what it comes down to is the idea that bring professional is about putting your job ahead of yourself and, like it or not, that's all encompassing. Should it matter what color your hair is? Most people inherintly think it shouln't, although they can't explain why except to say "it just shouldn't." Meanwhile both groups feel that the other looks down on them (Note that this isn't really necessarily the case, just the perception), and as long as there's a perception of animosity, it's going to be a barrier. That's just the price to pay for intentionally being "different."
Master chief is the highest rank an enlisted man can reach in the Navy, and it's an important position of leadership.
Exactly, leadership... we all know senior enlisted don't generally do any real work, which makes the game even less believable. Also, WOs are generally considered the highest ranks of enlistment..
Good luck on making board though, you've obviously got the overinflated sense of importance part down pat.
I was thinking the same thing, until I realized the obvious..
The mouse doesn't output what it sees, it outputs the same X, Y axis changes as a "normal" mouse (although optical mice are pretty much the status quo nowadays). All the processing is done internally and the results are sent via USB or PS/2 or whatever.
There may be a troubleshooting mode, or methods for triggering the mouse to output the raw data rather than coordinate changes, but you'd either have to know about them from the engineers, or spend who knows how long sending random signals to the mouse. Also, shifting the burden of processing the images from the mouse to the CPU would likely take up a nontrivial amount of system resources and lower the performance and reaction time of the mouse.
You could do a hardware mod, of course, but that would be nontrivial as well, and would likely require a custom designed "mod chip" to check for valid barcodes in parallel with the existing image analysis.. hardly worth the effort.
I also have a friend who is attempting to get a job with the patent office specifically to try and fix some of these problems.
But what can he do really? Does the patent office have the authority to deny patents based on prior art, or is that something that must be established in court?
I realize this is way OT, but that's one of my biggest gripes about flatscreens. Would it really be that expensive to put a piece of glass in front of the display? No more worrying about damaging the display when cleaning smudges from friends touching the screen, or wiping off dust would be worth an extra $25 for me, and I doubt it would even cost half that for manufacturers.
How much of a geek do you have to be to feel like a misfit in a country where 9 out of 10 people on the train are playing a game or texting on their cell phone, or reading an anime comic book? I mean come on.. Japan is a country full of geeks, at least in our perception of a geek in western society. They focus on the strangest part of other cultures when incorporating them into society.
IE, in the US, if you have a Kanji shirt or tattoo, it's meaning is somewhat important. You probably wouldn't want to say "I sleep with my sister," for example. In Japan, it doesn't matter what your shirt says, as long as it's in English. The meaning is almost irrelevant (if there is any meaning).
And food.. In the US, pizza can have a variety of toppings, but when it comes down to it, there's bread, tomato sauce, and cheese. In Japan, squid-ink is a popular substitute for tomato sauce. Sometimes you can't even get tomato sauce. I'm sorry, but that's not pizza.
But it's a society where everyone is expected to behave and live in a certain way, so there's not a lot of room for individualism, which can ironically, I suppose, lead to feelings of isolation and not belonging, since nobody knows the "real you." But that happens everywhere.
Most people carry their own towel for washing/wiping their hands. You can find napkins, but they're generally very small, and waxed.. for reasons nobody yet understands.
But I digress.. at any rate, I've been to Akhiabara a few times, and it's not all that spectacular. Tokyo is divided into districts, and each district generally serves a purpose. It's an interesting way of arranging a city.. clubs are in Roppongi, electronics are in Akhiabara, clothing stores are somewhere else.. There's a little mixing, but generally, that's how it is. It makes it less convenient to shop for different types of things in one trip, but more convenient to find the exact item you want. (Although, when you do come across a department store, there tends to be LOTS of space devoted to electronics.. Almost every department store I saw had mini Crusoe powered laptops, for example. What's "geek," in the US is much more mainstream there, hence the first sentence of my post).
Honestly though, the prices aren't much better than the states for computer equipment, possibly worse if you're converting from US$. Aibo's are still 5 grand (or however much they cost nowadays), and the fastest P4 is still going to set you back close to a grand. (Although cell phones are generally significantly cheaper). You're also not going to see some advanced PC technology you've never heard of, like USB3.0, or 15000RPM 2TB SATA hard drives. What you will find is a lot of brands you may not have heard of (Albatron, for example, which I'd never heard of before visiting Japan 3 years ago). And be careful what you buy, because the stores aren't under any obligation to accept returns. When I bought a Gigabyte motherboard and couldn't get it to boot (after swapping out everything, one component at a time), I eventually took it back and I was told to run slower memory and an older video card. They wouldn't let me return it or exchange it for another. Just because they sell a ton of electronic equipment in Akhiabara, don't expect the stores to have more or equal knowledge than you do. These guys are just salespeople and first-level tech support, just like anywhere else in the world.
It *is* easier to find exotic parts that you'd generally have to mail-order in the states, like a Zhallman fan.. although some cities (San Diego, for example) have tons of mom'n'pop computer stores with the same sort of things.
Pretty much, if you have a Fry's near you, you're not missing anything except huge throngs of shoppers, and people who aren't sure if you know which side to walk on, so every-other head on encounter turns in to a little dance.
When a civil suit involves only a "propsensity of guilt," meaning more likely than not that the defendant is guilty, and when you know that you're in violation of a law, as the author does, then it doesn't make any sense to go to court where you will be found guilty and ordered to make reparations. The lawsuit would have to proceed to levels where the law would be overturned in order for the defendant to be aquitted, which is certainly more costly for the defendant than he can afford.
So basically his choices are:
a) Go to court with a high likelyhood of being found found guilty and being ordered to pay reparations (the case is pretty cut & dry; it's illegal to help or show others how to circumvent DRM)
b) Go to court and fight it to the highest levels in the hopes of getting the law overturned, which is far from guaranteed, paying fees/lawyer/etc. for the duration, with the very real possibility of losing
or
c) Just sign the "voluntary," agreements and avoid all that nasty and expensive trial stuff.
There's a saying in gambling, "Never bet what you can't afford to lose." If you can't afford to lose anything, don't play the game.
I completely disagree with the state of the system, as it's completely stacked against the little guy. If someone finds themselves at the receiving end of one of these lawsuits and wants to make the effort to bring it before a jury, go through appeals, etc. in hopes of getting the law overturned, more power to them, but I'm not going to fault anyone for not jumping right in and potentially placing themselves in debt for years and years.
It's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, whip out a crowbar, and start swingin' away. I mean, they want you to crowbar stuff in your home or certain designated places.
And those are crow bars?
Yeah, it breaks down like this: okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hardware store, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but, but - but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, allright -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it -- I'm fuckin' goin'.
We had to do it from 30' I think, and it was by far the least fun thing in the checkout.
Heh.. we had to do it at 30', swimming 30ft level, which takes away the advantage of bouyancy helping you to the surface and the expansion of air in your lungs. Even so, my least favorite part was the stupid 200m swim, which we did in the ocean (helped for bouyancy at least) with a nice amount of chop since we were technically under typhoon condition 2.
From TFA: Nuclear submarines and the international space station use systems that generate Oxygen from water by performing 'Electrolysis', which is chemical separation of Oxygen from Hydrogen. These systems require very large amounts of energy to operate. For this reason, smaller, diesel fueled submarines cannot use these systems and are required to resurface to re-supply their oxygen tanks every so often.
Although it is true that having a higher electrical load would decease the time it could remain submerged, the reason diesel subs don't bother with electrolysis is not because they can't, but because they run on batteries when submerged, unless they're at snorkel depth. As it turns out, it's difficult to run an internal combustion engine without an ample supply of air. Since they have to surface to run the diesel and charge the batteries, there's little point in using electrolysis to produce breathable air, since air isn't the limiting factor in how long the sub can remain submerged.
I was, of course, completely joking. It was actually a reference to a fictional game played by the Flanders on The Simpsons, and since the article was about alternative video games, it just fit too perfectly to pass up.
To address your comment though: "The thing is in my views if one is going to belong to a certain group or say they do, then they need to follow the teachings of said group." It's certainly desirable for people to act according to the beliefs they claim to hold, but I think unquestioned devotion to any teaching/philosophy/groupthink etc. is dangerous. Further, I don't think people should be excluded from participating in a religion simply because they don't believe, for example, that the story of Noah is true, or because they don't agree with the Catholic Church's anti-contraceptive doctrine.
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Maybe they'll call it iQuit. It'll actually just be Safari, except when you press the (otherwise nonfunctional) Windows key, it'll pop up a screenshot of Excel so you look productive when the boss comes around. Oh, that gives me an idea for another joke... now I just have to wait two minutes so I can give it it's own thread.
Hmm.. I have lots of online and real-life aquaintances whom I correspond with, and most of them don't know each other. I guess I've been a criminal mastermind this whole time, and I never even knew it.
I can't believe I've been squandering my authority for this long. If you'll excuse me, I've got some nefarious deeds that require my devising.
Not necessarily... discussing things like this and making people aware could result in much greater, sweeping changes. At least, that's what countries who practice censorship would have us believe, but those of us living in free-speech societies know firsthand that when something becomes free, it loses all value.
Uh oh.. describing a process for circumventing DMCA restrictions is also in violation of the DMCA!
Just repeat after me, "These aren't the torrent files you're looking for."
It never ceases to amuse me how much a person intenting to convince other players that he has a good hand is commonly accepted, while intending to convince them that he has a bad hand is "poor form." The truth is that they are both deceptive; one is not more deceptive than the other and they both capitalize on the natural object of the game: to maximize winnings and minimize losses.
I've noticed it too, but I completely attribute it to getting older. The only reason the younger generation seems less mature is because you were, by definition, incapable of perceiving the immaturity of yourself and others at the time. It's why your observations are cliche, but never feel cliche. It feels like a valid truth because, to you, it is. I can't think of a simple real world analogy of how utterly impossible it is to accurately observe something like that, except the empirical evidence that if you ask anyone, they'll say that the younger generation seems less mature than their own. If the observed trend was accurate, we'd still be sleeping in cribs well into our 20s. I'm exaggerating, but suffice to say that no matter what your mind tells you, it is precisely because you are getting older that things appear as they do; not in spite of it.
However, when we measure maturity by actual behavior, which is the only scientific measurement we can make, the current generation of 18-22 are less likely to engage in so-called risky behavior than their recent predecessors. That might mean they're making more mature decisions, or that they're avoiding them because they feel less mature; there's no way of knowing.
Regardless, any other conclusions you might draw are purely speculative, and should be regarded with the same weight as any other such "observations," such as: the world is flat, the sun revolves around the earth, and taxes are too high.
Depends on the branch and the time period when the service member joined really.. many people are grandfathered in, and the regulations are constantly changing, just like everything else in the military. People in command always have to make their mark, which results in the see-saw effect ad infinitum.
Nobody I have worked with having:
Long hair; Piercings; or Tatoos
has yet been nearly as incompetent, lazy, or idiotic as the former crew.
And yet they haven't figured out how to take control from the inept people who dress and look "normal."
However, buddy-buddy golfers hire more buddy-buddy golfers, and the cycle continues.
The real problem is that you can't get anywhere in life if you take a defeatist attitude, as is the case with much nonconformism. Many (not all of course) are more concerned with being different than with the results of doing so. That's fine, but you can't have your cake and eat it too. You can't shout, "I'm different," and "treat me the same," in the same breath. Obviously it's unconstitutional to discriminate on the basis of certain fundamental differences (sex, race, and religion), but, religious arguments aside, those are things that are beyond one's realm of control.
The nonconformists don't want to be cogs, and think the conformists are blind for not realizing the part they play. In actuality the conformists are fully aware of their cog status, but realize it's the lowest risk/reward scenario, as exemplified by by your vicious cycle argument.
It could even be argued that the conformists have the greater sense of self, since they don't have the overwhelming need to show the world that they're an individual. In reality of course, 20% are leaders, and 80% are followers, regardless of what color their hair is, or how many orifaces have or have not been punctured.
But what it comes down to is the idea that bring professional is about putting your job ahead of yourself and, like it or not, that's all encompassing. Should it matter what color your hair is? Most people inherintly think it shouln't, although they can't explain why except to say "it just shouldn't." Meanwhile both groups feel that the other looks down on them (Note that this isn't really necessarily the case, just the perception), and as long as there's a perception of animosity, it's going to be a barrier. That's just the price to pay for intentionally being "different."
Master chief is the highest rank an enlisted man can reach in the Navy, and it's an important position of leadership.
Exactly, leadership... we all know senior enlisted don't generally do any real work, which makes the game even less believable. Also, WOs are generally considered the highest ranks of enlistment..
Good luck on making board though, you've obviously got the overinflated sense of importance part down pat.
It's not really that hard to make money on a movie without a plot; for example.
And those earnings don't include the cash cow known as DVD, or rentals in the second example.
I was thinking the same thing, until I realized the obvious..
The mouse doesn't output what it sees, it outputs the same X, Y axis changes as a "normal" mouse (although optical mice are pretty much the status quo nowadays). All the processing is done internally and the results are sent via USB or PS/2 or whatever.
There may be a troubleshooting mode, or methods for triggering the mouse to output the raw data rather than coordinate changes, but you'd either have to know about them from the engineers, or spend who knows how long sending random signals to the mouse. Also, shifting the burden of processing the images from the mouse to the CPU would likely take up a nontrivial amount of system resources and lower the performance and reaction time of the mouse.
You could do a hardware mod, of course, but that would be nontrivial as well, and would likely require a custom designed "mod chip" to check for valid barcodes in parallel with the existing image analysis.. hardly worth the effort.
I also have a friend who is attempting to get a job with the patent office specifically to try and fix some of these problems.
But what can he do really? Does the patent office have the authority to deny patents based on prior art, or is that something that must be established in court?
I hate it when people write their passwords on me.
I was suspect of your claims (sounds too much like an urban legend), but a quick Google search confirms this.
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Here's a great slideshow: http://ianandwendy.com/OtherTrips/Tunisia/Tatooin
(Pops up in a new window). Note the Jedi robe in the second to last photo. Hopefully we don't melt poor Ian and Wendy's webserver.
I realize this is way OT, but that's one of my biggest gripes about flatscreens. Would it really be that expensive to put a piece of glass in front of the display? No more worrying about damaging the display when cleaning smudges from friends touching the screen, or wiping off dust would be worth an extra $25 for me, and I doubt it would even cost half that for manufacturers.
How much of a geek do you have to be to feel like a misfit in a country where 9 out of 10 people on the train are playing a game or texting on their cell phone, or reading an anime comic book? I mean come on.. Japan is a country full of geeks, at least in our perception of a geek in western society. They focus on the strangest part of other cultures when incorporating them into society.
IE, in the US, if you have a Kanji shirt or tattoo, it's meaning is somewhat important. You probably wouldn't want to say "I sleep with my sister," for example.
In Japan, it doesn't matter what your shirt says, as long as it's in English. The meaning is almost irrelevant (if there is any meaning).
And food..
In the US, pizza can have a variety of toppings, but when it comes down to it, there's bread, tomato sauce, and cheese.
In Japan, squid-ink is a popular substitute for tomato sauce. Sometimes you can't even get tomato sauce. I'm sorry, but that's not pizza.
But it's a society where everyone is expected to behave and live in a certain way, so there's not a lot of room for individualism, which can ironically, I suppose, lead to feelings of isolation and not belonging, since nobody knows the "real you." But that happens everywhere.
Most people carry their own towel for washing/wiping their hands. You can find napkins, but they're generally very small, and waxed.. for reasons nobody yet understands.
But I digress.. at any rate, I've been to Akhiabara a few times, and it's not all that spectacular. Tokyo is divided into districts, and each district generally serves a purpose. It's an interesting way of arranging a city.. clubs are in Roppongi, electronics are in Akhiabara, clothing stores are somewhere else.. There's a little mixing, but generally, that's how it is. It makes it less convenient to shop for different types of things in one trip, but more convenient to find the exact item you want. (Although, when you do come across a department store, there tends to be LOTS of space devoted to electronics.. Almost every department store I saw had mini Crusoe powered laptops, for example. What's "geek," in the US is much more mainstream there, hence the first sentence of my post).
Honestly though, the prices aren't much better than the states for computer equipment, possibly worse if you're converting from US$. Aibo's are still 5 grand (or however much they cost nowadays), and the fastest P4 is still going to set you back close to a grand. (Although cell phones are generally significantly cheaper). You're also not going to see some advanced PC technology you've never heard of, like USB3.0, or 15000RPM 2TB SATA hard drives. What you will find is a lot of brands you may not have heard of (Albatron, for example, which I'd never heard of before visiting Japan 3 years ago). And be careful what you buy, because the stores aren't under any obligation to accept returns. When I bought a Gigabyte motherboard and couldn't get it to boot (after swapping out everything, one component at a time), I eventually took it back and I was told to run slower memory and an older video card. They wouldn't let me return it or exchange it for another. Just because they sell a ton of electronic equipment in Akhiabara, don't expect the stores to have more or equal knowledge than you do. These guys are just salespeople and first-level tech support, just like anywhere else in the world.
It *is* easier to find exotic parts that you'd generally have to mail-order in the states, like a Zhallman fan.. although some cities (San Diego, for example) have tons of mom'n'pop computer stores with the same sort of things.
Pretty much, if you have a Fry's near you, you're not missing anything except huge throngs of shoppers, and people who aren't sure if you know which side to walk on, so every-other head on encounter turns in to a little dance.
When a civil suit involves only a "propsensity of guilt," meaning more likely than not that the defendant is guilty, and when you know that you're in violation of a law, as the author does, then it doesn't make any sense to go to court where you will be found guilty and ordered to make reparations. The lawsuit would have to proceed to levels where the law would be overturned in order for the defendant to be aquitted, which is certainly more costly for the defendant than he can afford.
So basically his choices are:
a) Go to court with a high likelyhood of being found found guilty and being ordered to pay reparations (the case is pretty cut & dry; it's illegal to help or show others how to circumvent DRM)
b) Go to court and fight it to the highest levels in the hopes of getting the law overturned, which is far from guaranteed, paying fees/lawyer/etc. for the duration, with the very real possibility of losing
or
c) Just sign the "voluntary," agreements and avoid all that nasty and expensive trial stuff.
There's a saying in gambling, "Never bet what you can't afford to lose." If you can't afford to lose anything, don't play the game.
I completely disagree with the state of the system, as it's completely stacked against the little guy. If someone finds themselves at the receiving end of one of these lawsuits and wants to make the effort to bring it before a jury, go through appeals, etc. in hopes of getting the law overturned, more power to them, but I'm not going to fault anyone for not jumping right in and potentially placing themselves in debt for years and years.
It's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, whip out a crowbar, and start swingin' away. I mean, they want you to crowbar stuff in your home or certain designated places.
And those are crow bars?
Yeah, it breaks down like this: okay, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hardware store, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but, but - but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, allright -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it -- I'm fuckin' goin'.
We had to do it from 30' I think, and it was by far the least fun thing in the checkout.
Heh.. we had to do it at 30', swimming 30ft level, which takes away the advantage of bouyancy helping you to the surface and the expansion of air in your lungs. Even so, my least favorite part was the stupid 200m swim, which we did in the ocean (helped for bouyancy at least) with a nice amount of chop since we were technically under typhoon condition 2.
To be fair, the OP said "One extra ATM of pressure."
From TFA: Nuclear submarines and the international space station use systems that generate Oxygen from water by performing 'Electrolysis', which is chemical separation of Oxygen from Hydrogen. These systems require very large amounts of energy to operate. For this reason, smaller, diesel fueled submarines cannot use these systems and are required to resurface to re-supply their oxygen tanks every so often.
Although it is true that having a higher electrical load would decease the time it could remain submerged, the reason diesel subs don't bother with electrolysis is not because they can't, but because they run on batteries when submerged, unless they're at snorkel depth. As it turns out, it's difficult to run an internal combustion engine without an ample supply of air. Since they have to surface to run the diesel and charge the batteries, there's little point in using electrolysis to produce breathable air, since air isn't the limiting factor in how long the sub can remain submerged.
I was, of course, completely joking. It was actually a reference to a fictional game played by the Flanders on The Simpsons, and since the article was about alternative video games, it just fit too perfectly to pass up.
To address your comment though: "The thing is in my views if one is going to belong to a certain group or say they do, then they need to follow the teachings of said group." It's certainly desirable for people to act according to the beliefs they claim to hold, but I think unquestioned devotion to any teaching/philosophy/groupthink etc. is dangerous. Further, I don't think people should be excluded from participating in a religion simply because they don't believe, for example, that the story of Noah is true, or because they don't agree with the Catholic Church's anti-contraceptive doctrine.
But that's just my two cents.
Awwwww..
**chirp** **chirp**
Not to mention, even if they didn't know, the chance of a collision is fabulously small.
Yeh but don't chew ferget them terrists.. we shud all run aroun' widar hands wavin' all crazy like cuzzem terrists is gunna..
Ah Christ, looks like someone actually voiced real concern about this before I even got done with my parody.
Best notta go outsahd.. 'ere mite be terrists lurkin in them underbrushes.