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  1. Re:Does it work on people? on New Spray-On Coating Can Make Buildings, Cars, and Even Spaceships Cooler (bgr.com) · · Score: 1

    Ha! That headline was just begging for a comment like yours. I know some people who'd have to be dipped in it.

  2. Thanks, I got my Internet Laff(tm) for the day!

    Actually, my 2nd. XKCD made my day with a Stanislav Petrov panel.

  3. Re:Are meticulous groomed lawns still relevant? on Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    I've wondered this myself. I expect that it has something to do with the fact that "the rich" have historically had large properties with large lawns, and figure that maybe even peons can similar enjoyment out of the postage stamp of land that they live on.

  4. Re:No hedgehogs here on Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Turtles are what robot mowers will kill in the United States. Lots of turtles.

    It's robot mowers, all the way down.

  5. Re:No hedgehogs here on Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    How much woodchuck would a lawnmower chuck, if a lawnmower could chuck woodchuck?

    Congrats, you win the internet today!

  6. Re:They will evolve on Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    I got a dog. A big dog that loved to chase deer.

    ...especially with the speed boost from the wrist rocket.

  7. Re:Shave the Hedgehogs on Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    ,,,and finally just shot at it.

    heh. Don't bring a blade to a gun fight, right?

  8. Re:They have to practice on something on Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    You laugh, but it already exists. And it's coming for you...

    http://www.newsbeast.gr/files/...

  9. Re:They have to practice on something on Robot Lawnmowers Are Killing Hedgehogs (wired.com) · · Score: 2

    Ha! Read the first line as "replaced my lawn with grave!"

    That'll keep the neighborhood kids off!

  10. Re:To be fair to AI on Machine Learning Confronts the Elephant in the Room (quantamagazine.org) · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the Parable of the Blind Algorithms and the Elephant.

  11. Yeah, they blew one of them up and made lot's of little junks floatin' around up there.

  12. Anonomous Cowards Debunk NASA! on Space Junk Successfully Captured In Orbit For the First Time (with Video) (surrey.ac.uk) · · Score: 1

    It's anonymous cowards, all the way down.

  13. Re: Typical, the US makes most of the mess on Space Junk Successfully Captured In Orbit For the First Time (with Video) (surrey.ac.uk) · · Score: 1

    Call it a "nuclear picket" if you'd like. I suspect that if a carrier disappears, somebody's cities will be at serious risk.

  14. Yeah, absolutely, that tilt-rotor stuff was just hard to do. And the F16 was a dog for a while. Fwiw, I don't remember too many complaints about the F15 (besides its cost, ofc).

    Software was critical to both of these. It's just that I look around at the quality of complex software and sometimes I despair.

  15. Lets see:
    - They've spent $6 Billion
    - They have yet to produce a viable product
    - They are years behind schedule, and
    - Previews suggest that they have wildly oversold their technology.

    Are we sure they aren't *already* a defense contractor?

    Ha!

  16. Hey, our local Lockheed-Martin rep! Good to meet you. I like your cargo planes, too.

  17. Re:They'll remember that on Telltale Games Hit With Major Layoffs As Part of a 'Majority Studio Closure' (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    You're not going to get anything deeper until we get AI that can pass the Turing test.

    Maybe, but there are an awful lot of people running around nowadays that couldn't pass the Turing test.

  18. Re:Correlation is not causation on What Ecstasy Does To Octopuses (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    Even dogs are more similar to humans than octopi.

  19. Re:obvious next experiment on What Ecstasy Does To Octopuses (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    "freaked out and did all these color changes,"

    They clearly need to try LSD next.

    You'll just get gray...all the colors will cancel out.

  20. Re:I prefer octopi on What Ecstasy Does To Octopuses (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 2

    And 8 slices...just right!

  21. Re:What happy horseshit is this? on Times Newer Roman is a Font Designed To Make Your Essays Look Longer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Too. Bad. There. Is. No. Font. To. Fix. People. Who. Write. Like. This.

  22. Re:This guy discovered tepid water... on Times Newer Roman is a Font Designed To Make Your Essays Look Longer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    This guy discovered tepid water! News at 11.

  23. Re:Marketing opportunity ... on Times Newer Roman is a Font Designed To Make Your Essays Look Longer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    "Trojan: Rome wasn't built in a day, but it will feel that way."

    And the serif enhances the pleasure. As George Carlin said, "It's not how long you make it, but how you make it long!"

  24. Re:I used wingdings on my thesis.. on Times Newer Roman is a Font Designed To Make Your Essays Look Longer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Communications major, weren't you?

  25. Ha! I think the key takeaway is the final statements: "You give them a requirement that you don't really expect them to meet and they turn in something that doesn't really meet the requirement but looks like it does. That's how you prepare them for the real world."

    Yep. This is how 50-75% of business managers manage. Is academia similar? I imagine so, (enter your own MBA joke here).