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  1. Learn this Secret on Advice for a New Software Project Manager? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hit yourself in the head with a hammer. Notice how itt feels good when you stop!

  2. Re:ABC Columnist Confirms: Something Is Rotting on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: 2, Funny
    With Microsoft...who knows.

    Maybe they'll go into the online pr0n business. Microsoft Boob.

  3. We Need to Die on Do You Want to Live Forever? · · Score: 1
    Our short life adds spice to life: you only have a few years. I hate to think of the prospect of 900 years here, I'd _have_ to go catatonic in front of the TV. No children, no older people, just a bunch of beautiful young people. Where's life? Sometimes the folks who run things need to die off and let younger folk with fresh ideas take over.

    Just another try at a godless heaven-on-earth.

  4. Re:Plant A Seed, Get sued... on Plant a Seed, Get Sued? · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Sounds like the final nail in the coffin for the independant (non-corporate) American Farmer.

    Monsanto is the true farmer's Sauron. Monsanto is about chemical factory farming (in other words, anti-Farming). My best friend is a small farmer. He has some livestock, he leases out his tobacco allotment (this is Virginia), and he raises some small "cash crops" which are all legal and vary from year to year. Unless he's not telling me everything. He steadfastly refuses to use chemicals and accept subsidies (except for that tobacco allotment thing).

  5. Re:Mother Nature Brought up on Charges on Plant a Seed, Get Sued? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Unrelated to this incident, Peter Rabbit was charged with Intellectual Property theft, after taking a bio-engineered cabbage from Farmer McGregor's garden. "It sure looked good, all big and green, but it tasted like wood pulp", stated the incarcerated rabbit.

    Ha ha, I was watching the Peter Rabbit cartoons just last night. With my two youngest children, of course, but it's got that dry British humor and I like it. (The cartoons are funnier than the books.)

  6. Re:This is pathetic... on Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes · · Score: 1
    They'd been doing this for years. Every day they go to the courthouse and harrass the lawyers on their way in.

    Almost makes me feel sorry for their lawyer. Almost.

  7. Re:The summary leaves something out: on Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes · · Score: 1
    Welcome to the USA. Papers please. Ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer.

    Wollt Ihr den totalen Krieg?

  8. Re:The summary leaves something out: on Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes · · Score: 2, Funny
    They purposely and continually go to courts and heckle the lawyers.

    A noble cause. But, as they say, no good deed goes unpunished!

  9. Re:Some Jokes on Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes · · Score: 1
    Q: What's the difference between a bucket of manure and a lawyer?
    A: The bucket

    It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his _own_ pockets.

  10. Re:Slow news day? on Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes · · Score: 1
    So, am I not allowed to tell layer jokes now?

    Not in the presence of a bricklayer. Or hens, I suppose, the PETArds will get you.

  11. Re:Nostradamus Predicts on Netcraft Releases Anti-Phishing Toolbar · · Score: 1
    I can't come up with a good analogy to explain my point

    (I'm responding to this comment _before_ reading any other replies.) Don't worry, the failed car analogies will come out the woodwork. See my sig.

  12. Re:Makes me glad I never gave them money... on ACLU Uses Data Mining to Profile Donors/Members · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Moreover, it is hard to imagine any serious resistance to the military without such arms.

    They need to read the papers more. About Iraq.

  13. Re:Don't just take this lying down, IMO on DJB Announces 44 Security Holes In *nix Software · · Score: 1
    As a student, I'm the consumer. I'm paying the professor to teach me what he/she knows and then to rate how well I've absorbed that information at the end of the class. Assignments such as this one or classes which are set up as "cut down classes" just aren't consistant with that.

    There's enough truth in your statement to ruin all of higher education (too late, it's been done already). Because it's not the whole truth.

  14. Re:Misleading Title on DJB Announces 44 Security Holes In *nix Software · · Score: 0, Troll
    ...it seems to imply that it was DJB himself who found those holes, when in reality all he did was reap other people's (his students') work's rewards.

    Typical arrogant academic, but I repeat myself.

  15. Somebody Help Me on EA Spouse Posts Plans for Watchdog Organ · · Score: 1
    Not having worked in the gaming industry, I know nothing about it, except that it exists. Which is truer: working as a developer at a gaming company means you play games all day long; or you work and develop code like the rest of the developer world?

    Not knowing anything, I'd _guess_ the latter, while I'd _guess_ fresh graduates hope for the former. I remember studying engineering, and thinking we'd all go out and do super-cool design work. It's not quite like that.

  16. Re:Union Now on EA Spouse Posts Plans for Watchdog Organ · · Score: 0, Troll
    I'm not saying this is a fair perception, but it is certainly wide-spread.

    It's fair. I would go into more detail with lots of evidence and case studies, but it's not my job.

  17. Pull the Plug on Metered HTTP Proxy? · · Score: 1

    If they can't handle the repsonsibility, they don't get the privilege. There are easy ways to see if they can handle the responsibility. Computer in a public place (family room); timers limiting time; chores and homework done first; Etc.

  18. Re:OpenBSD's Authpf or an equivalent on Metered HTTP Proxy? · · Score: 2, Informative
    And on and on.

    So if OpenBSD is a firewall box, you control the incoming packets on the internal NIC--redirect all incoming port 80 to 3128: squid as transparent proxy. http://www.benzedrine.cx/transquid.html

  19. Re:this movie is going to be awesome on War of the Worlds, Chocolate Factory Trailers · · Score: 1
    He means the book was dark and gloomy, not the flick.

    As in, "look at how these awful parents have produced such self-destructive children!" As a parent who read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to my daughter, this is what I found: don't let your children grow up to be like these self-centred gluttons and spoiled brats, but like Charlie. The whole visit was about who could get through without wrecking themselves--they'd completely wreck the business if they ever got hold of it. And Charlie just barely made it.

    Hard to imaging Burton/Depp getting that into a movie without being hectored for "letting Bush write the script."

  20. First Hit is Free on ESPN Sports Titles to Scrap $20 Price Point · · Score: 1

    or really cheap. Then they own you.

  21. Re:Wow, that's interesting on Mount St. Helens is WA state's No. 1 air polluter · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've heard of web sites where they actually include links to the articles and you can go read them for yourself.

    The act of looking at the link then not reading the article was left as a mental exercise this time. This is /.

  22. Schools are Working as Planned on The Illiteracy of Corporate American E-Mail · · Score: 1

    The government school system does not exist to make intelligent, articulate, well-read (breadth and depth) people who have coherent thought processes and write well. If you want your children to be that way, hop to it--that's your responsibility.

  23. Re:Blogs are not Journalism. on Are Blogs the Future of Journalism? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I realize that a lot of people these days have real trouble understanding the difference between news and commentary, but there is a fairly significant divide between the two.

    And it's hard when our Paper of Record, the New York Times, mixes the two promiscuously.

  24. Re:No. on Are Blogs the Future of Journalism? · · Score: 1
    They are the future of unaccountable editorializing.

    The bloggers don't have that Authority that comes from being a Mainstream Media Source to make people shut off their minds and just believe. It's the mainstream media that uses Appeal to Authority ("That would be us!").

  25. Re:No. on Are Blogs the Future of Journalism? · · Score: 1
    They are the future of unaccountable editorializing.

    You mean like all the unsigned editorials in all the papers in the USA?