On the subject of patents, I thought you might all like to know that I have just received patent number 110011010100 entitled "making a profit." Since "making a profit" had never been patented, I should really be able to clean up on this one!
I've instructed my corporate lawyers to settle with every company who agrees to pay me.5% of the profit they make (in violation of my patent, ofcourse). All corporations are subject to audit to insure compliance.
Of course this is a joke. Put it wouldn't have to be. The stupidity of the patent/sue process has reached an all time high in the last few years.
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.5% of the profit they make (in violation of my patent, ofcourse). All corporations are subject to audit to insure compliance.
On the subject of patents, I thought you might all like to know that I have just received patent number 110011010100 entitled "making a profit." Since "making a profit" had never been patented, I should really be able to clean up on this one!
I've instructed my corporate lawyers to settle with every company who agrees to pay me
Of course this is a joke. Put it wouldn't have to be. The stupidity of the patent/sue process has reached an all time high in the last few years.