Well, I don't know for sure, but considering the number of Swedes or Britons with 22-inch loveguns versus the number of Zulus with that apparatus, I'd say it's a good bet
Now if only I could get Bill to ram his meat into my orifices again... I may have to start fucking Lou Gerstner... I hear there's a reason they call it Big Blue...
...to attacks, especially by Bill's 22-inch man banana: My juicy wet cunt....
Except there's been a problem. Bill's not interested. Do any of you guys who are into open sores want to fuck the wife of a billionaire? I can even arrange to have Steve Jobs and Bill Joy anally rape you one after the other!
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You know, I've decided to turn to pr0n and my trusty vibrator, now that Bill refuses to skewer my genitals with his 22-inch trouser snake. Do you know of any good sites out there? I mean, with a name like leviramsey, you must know a lot about pr0n! Also, when I read your name, I sometimes see Billy, Ram Me. I really need to have a good squirting orgasm. Jean-Louis Gassee just doesn't have the cock-length that Bill has.... *sigh*
...that'll make my Bill want to ram me with his 22-inch schlong over and over and again, I'd be happy. If you can write this software, I may invite you to fist me while Bill pummels my cum-soaked pussy.
... use the phones as dildoes to cram in my orifices, I'm happy. Bill's been unhappy the past few weeks, and not letting me do anything with his 22-inch cock (sometimes I swear there's a little bit of Africa in Bill...). Maybe killing Nokia will get his spirits up enough so we can get back to fucking like rabbits in our palace.
It's all because Jean-Louis Gassee has a tiny cock... well, it's really 8 inches, but as that's barely a third of Bill's 22-inch dong, I think it's small. It still fills my anus up right, which is why Bill and Jean-Louis are DP'ing me tonight. I think tomorrow morning, I'LL BE SLASHDOTTED!
Tomorrow night, Bill and Jean-Louis Gassee will gangbang me. It's an elaborate fantasy I've had for a while. BeOS is oh, so sexy. Since Jean's French, he'll really enjoy ramming his cock up my ass. NOT TO MENTION MY PLEASURES!
I've been wanting Bill to ram his 22-inch cock up my cunt, mouth, and ass until I bled every night since this decision. Unfortunately, he couldn't get it up.... I fucking hate you, you dumb judge. Just because Bill hasn't forced you to choke on his cock: you deny me my right to get rammed by billionaire penis.
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Well, I don't know for sure, but considering the number of Swedes or Britons with 22-inch loveguns versus the number of Zulus with that apparatus, I'd say it's a good bet
Now if only I could get Bill to ram his meat into my orifices again... I may have to start fucking Lou Gerstner... I hear there's a reason they call it Big Blue...
...to attacks, especially by Bill's 22-inch man banana:
My juicy wet cunt....
Except there's been a problem. Bill's not interested. Do any of you guys who are into open sores want to fuck the wife of a billionaire? I can even arrange to have Steve Jobs and Bill Joy anally rape you one after the other!
You know, I've decided to turn to pr0n and my trusty vibrator, now that Bill refuses to skewer my genitals with his 22-inch trouser snake. Do you know of any good sites out there? I mean, with a name like leviramsey, you must know a lot about pr0n!
Also, when I read your name, I sometimes see Billy, Ram Me. I really need to have a good squirting orgasm. Jean-Louis Gassee just doesn't have the cock-length that Bill has.... *sigh*
You know, sometimes I think that Bill's got some negroe blood in him. I mean, you don't see 22-inch cocks on pure members of the White Race!
...that'll make my Bill want to ram me with his 22-inch schlong over and over and again, I'd be happy. If you can write this software, I may invite you to fist me while Bill pummels my cum-soaked pussy.
... use the phones as dildoes to cram in my orifices, I'm happy. Bill's been unhappy the past few weeks, and not letting me do anything with his 22-inch cock (sometimes I swear there's a little bit of Africa in Bill...). Maybe killing Nokia will get his spirits up enough so we can get back to fucking like rabbits in our palace.
It's all because Jean-Louis Gassee has a tiny cock... well, it's really 8 inches, but as that's barely a third of Bill's 22-inch dong, I think it's small. It still fills my anus up right, which is why Bill and Jean-Louis are DP'ing me tonight. I think tomorrow morning, I'LL BE SLASHDOTTED!
Tomorrow night, Bill and Jean-Louis Gassee will gangbang me. It's an elaborate fantasy I've had for a while. BeOS is oh, so sexy. Since Jean's French, he'll really enjoy ramming his cock up my ass. NOT TO MENTION MY PLEASURES!
I've been wanting Bill to ram his 22-inch cock up my cunt, mouth, and ass until I bled every night since this decision. Unfortunately, he couldn't get it up.... I fucking hate you, you dumb judge. Just because Bill hasn't forced you to choke on his cock: you deny me my right to get rammed by billionaire penis.