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  1. Re:Like stuffing money under a mattress. on Online Takeout Delivery is Back · · Score: 1
    "I'm not sure how the IRS is "forcing" you to withhold more of your income than you need to."

    In order to meet the requirements (payment by April 15), you don't "need" to have any of it withheld in advance.

  2. Illustrated step 2 on Protecting Your Personal Info While Traveling? · · Score: 1
    "2. Cordon off the area and do a thorough sweep of the Internet Cafe in question"

    Getting read for Step 2, illustrated:

  3. I can just see you on vacation..... on Protecting Your Personal Info While Traveling? · · Score: 1
    "do what my wife does: open a new free yahoo mail account for each trip and don't do anything confidential (ie. stick with trip updates and pics)"

    I can just see you on vacation, pacing back and forth in the cyber cafe, waiting for your wife to finish sending her 6,000 "W1MDOWS XP SOFTWARE $14" and "MULTI-ORGA5M" and "COLLEGE DIGRE3" email messages.

  4. Man, do I hate those public access terminals on Protecting Your Personal Info While Traveling? · · Score: 1

    Man, do I hate those terminals. So many of them are like they are designed to avoid use. Many of them have the trackball on the right side (instead of the middle), which is a way of telling left-handed users to buzz off. I've even seen them with space bars only as wide as the enter key. Yes, I typed a message on one once, but there were no spaces in it.

  5. Like stuffing money under a mattress. on Online Takeout Delivery is Back · · Score: 1
    "I know this may break your heart or blow your mind, but some people have trouble saving money. Getting a tax refund is a nice way of forcing yourself to do so if you have problems doing it voluntarily....In libertarianland people are perfectly rational actors and no one has any trouble making the best decisions"

    I looked at this a little more closely. Can you find one economist or personal finance guru who thinks it is a good idea to save money in an investment vehicle like this one (tax withholding) which offers absolutely no return! How is it "help" to force someone to do this when it takes away the option of investing it or putting it in a savings bank so they can get interest?

  6. Re:Looking forward to this: on Online Takeout Delivery is Back · · Score: 1
    "I know this may break your heart or blow your mind, but some people have trouble saving money. Getting a tax refund is a nice way of forcing yourself to do so if you have problems doing it voluntarily."

    That's a pretty good example of a "nanny state" enforcing morality and running our personal lives.

    "In libertarianland people are perfectly rational actors and no one has any trouble making the best decisions. In the real world, sometimes people need help."

    In fascistland, someone thinks that what in their opinion is a rational action should be forced on everyone else, even if it is not a rational action for the others. Also, in fascistland, it is called "help" when someone takes a large part of your money "for your own good" and never even gives you an investment return on it.

  7. Oops... on Online Takeout Delivery is Back · · Score: 3, Funny

    I double checked, and found that I accidentally typed dominatrix.com instead of dominos.com. I was wondering why I never got any pizzas, but this weird lady kept knocking at my door.

  8. Forgot this one. on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is another common one in the feedback: "Aliens insisted on giving me anal probe". About half of these feedback listings are negative, and half are positive.

  9. Looking forward to this: on Online Takeout Delivery is Back · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Drive to nearby Domino's that offers free WiFi
    2. Order Domino's pizza online at their web site.
    3. Drive home and wait for pizza.

  10. Re:Stale tang on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I've never heard of Tang going stale"

    You are so right. It is a very bad example, like "ape going ugly".

  11. Efficiency on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 1
    "That's just how they ship your ashes if something goes wrong"

    For maximum efficiency and use of packaging space, the boarding procedure includes an 18 minute wait in an airlock heated to 1540 degrees F.

  12. Re:Forget People on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 2, Funny
    "When are we going to get 90-minute express ballistic shipping to anywhere on the planet?"

    Greetings, Professor Falken. Want to play a game?

  13. That's not a crash on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 2, Funny
    "That sounds more like a crash to me."

    Crash? We prefer to refer to it as a high-velocity landing with 100% collateral damage to passenger, crew, and craft.

  14. Re:Missiles on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 3, Funny
    "[cheap intercontinental ballistic missiles] Carrying people and cargo instead of nuclear weapons. Quite an improvement I'd say."

    You are going to have to have an awfully slick sales pitch to get over the fact that the flights always end with 600 mp/h impact at former Soviet Union strategic targets. Other than that, it's a great flight, man!

  15. Gonna be rich on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 1
    "Cue the "clueless tourists think that 3% of the energy required to reach orbit is somehow 'spaceflight'" fanboys."

    Better yet, charge the rubes $3000. Then ship them down to Disneyworld on $179 "Jet Blue" flights. Tell them they are really in Cape Kennedy, and to ignore the perv in the Tigger costume. Have them ride "Space Mountain" a few times while telling them they are really in orbit. Then send 'em home.

  16. Next: eBay on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 5, Funny
    Next thing you know, eBay will offer spaceflights, too. Just read the negative feedback carefully, and look for things like:

    "The TANG was stale"

    "Space captain farted in airlock and refused to provide refund"

    "Unsecured lunch lockers: tribbles ate my sandwich"

    "I am a smoker, and was told that smokers had to step outside during spaceflight. Do NOT buy!"

  17. Re:Cue the unmanned spaceflight mob on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Cue the unmanned-spaceflight-is-the-only-way-to-go zealots..."

    I suggest a compromise with these "unmanned spaceflght zealots". We send each of them up in a manned spaceflight. At some pre-determined point, the spacecraft is programmed to become unmanned due to explosive decompression of the passenger compartment. Then, the flight continues on, unmanned. Everybody's happy.

  18. Unlimited flights for $79 a year? on Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Blue Origin's Reusable Launch Vehicle (RLV) will carry three or more passengers"

    As long as the passengers after the flight are reusable too, it should be a workable, safe plan. However, could we claim spaceflights under the "Amazon Prime Plan", which claims "Unlimited shipping privileges cost just $79 per year"? After all, it all boils down to being shipped by Amazon.

  19. Modem are THAT fast now??? on More Patent Worries for Mobile Phones · · Score: 1
    ' Hell, find a BBS owner that upgraded to 33.6k when it was cutting edge and "very fast" as opposed to just "medium" speed like the 14.4k or 28.8k modems. '

    You mean they have modems THAT FAST now? I still run my C-Net BBS on a 14.4k modem. Maybe that is why no-one has visited it for 13 years: they think it too slow. If only I had known!!!

    That'll teach me to keep rereading the 1981 series of "Compute!" magazine year after year instead of renewing. I bet "Compute!" is even better these days. What's Commodore done these days? Do they now have some sort of 10-bit "Commodore 192" that is still kicking TI-994's ass?

  20. Re:Filters and Bushings and Brushes, Oh My! on U.S. Scientists Create Nano Brushes · · Score: 2, Funny
    "where he demonstrated nanopropulsion with peroxide as fuel"

    Oh. So that's how you get a wind tunnel effect when you get a row of blondes standing next to each other.

  21. Look, Chief! This came over the wire! on More Patent Worries for Mobile Phones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The patent appears to be so vague that it could apply to the teletype. Or perhaps even the telegraph.

  22. Artist's rendering on U.S. Scientists Create Nano Brushes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here is an artist rendering of a nanobrush in action. See them working so hard, so you don't have tooooo...!

  23. A bit of an exaggeration on Test Driving Linux · · Score: -1, Redundant

    "In 60 seconds" ? You'll be lucky if the "live CD" completely boots on a Windows PC in that time. Not to mention the additional time to download the ISO file to burn to the CD or the days to wait while the live CD is mailed...

  24. I understand, Microsoft on MS Worried About Meeting 360 Demand · · Score: 4, Funny
    I understand your message. The Xbox 360 will be so rare that I have no hope of getting one. Might as well forget about it, and get a "Revolution" instead.

    Is that your intent? Thought so.

  25. Not only in the US. on Linux Growth In The Workplace Slowing · · Score: 1
    "Oh, and it's only in the US, not world-wide. Read the article carefully"

    The article said that they surveyed North America. North Americaa includes three large populous nations and several smaller ones. Only one of these is the US. North America is not world-wide, of course, but it certainly is not just the US.