Prisoner 1: "What are you in for?" Prisoner 2: "I posted a low grade copy of "Spock's Brain" to YouTube." Prisoner 1: "What!? Are you mad? How many views did you get?" Prisoner 2: "Zero." Prisoner 1: "How long is your sentence?" Prisoner 2: "They are giving me 'The Chair' tomorrow morning." Prisoner 1: "Dude, I'm sorry. That sucks." Prisoner 2: "Yeah... well, my brother-in law did the same thing; only it was "Threshold". Prisoner 1: "Star Trek Voyager? The Wacko Amphibians??" Prisoner 2: "Yeah. That one. He died in a drone strike, an hour after it was posted." Prisoner 1: "Who killed him?" Prisoner 2: "It's a toss up between Trekkie's and the government. I'm leaning towards the government." Prisoner 1: "Well... I'm out tomorrow. I guess killing 12 people isn't what it used to be. Your president really means business in clearing this Cuban prison."
Worst was defined as (in my words) "drivers that feel that due to their postilion of authority and familiarity with the roads, they can all but throw the rules of the road out the window and drive fast, forget the turn signal, tailgate, and drive like it's a full on game of Mario-Kart."
All this means is that ISPs will put a new, premium, service on their portfolios, priced at whatever it would cost them to install - or whatever they choose.
With only 120 million euro to spend... they have to recoup their costs somehow!
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the guarantee of high speed Internet.--That to secure these networks."
Uber-bot 54321 has filed a lawsuit against Uber-bot 12345 in federal court today. Uber-bot 54321 claims that Uber-bot 12345 failed to yield at the intersection of Beta Drive and Program Lane. It is still unclear if humans will be on the jury as they are becoming less and less reliable in every-day matters of state.
In other news, Uber-bot OS 10 has been released today leading to scattered reports of biological transport vehicles randomly stopping in the middle of transit lanes. AI developers promise a patch is forthcoming.
Chemical batteries are still overheating world wide, leading some in the Matrix Party to call re-ignite calls for the biological battery initiative to be readdressed in Congress. President Siri has not commented on this.
Turning to weather, the Arctic Tundra is expecting another comfortable day, with High's in the mid 80's...
We have a system based on blind hope and it seems we're morally bankrupt.
For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. And some people, craving money, have wandered from the true faith and pierced themselves with many sorrows... (1 Timothy 6:10 NLT)
Since they thought it foolish to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their foolish thinking and let them do things that should never be done. Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, quarreling, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They invent new ways of sinning, and they disobey their parents. They refuse to understand, break their promises, are heartless, and have no mercy... (Romans 1:28-32 NLT)
As further evidence... I find it veeeeery suspicious that in addition to Google Earth, we now have Google Moon, and Google Mars.
They are already getting ready to track us there too. The Lunar Positioning Service (LPS) will be online by decade's end. McDonald's is already working out franchise rights...
Well... with only 1's and 0's to work with, you either love him or hate him. Apparently his Slashdot Karma had hit an unexpected low, just before we lost contact...
Slashdot Mirror
I trust you are on an "unlimited" data plan?
Does this mean my Internet's won't work?
How will I check my fridge when I am out of town?
Prisoner 1: "What are you in for?"
Prisoner 2: "I posted a low grade copy of "Spock's Brain" to YouTube."
Prisoner 1: "What!? Are you mad? How many views did you get?"
Prisoner 2: "Zero."
Prisoner 1: "How long is your sentence?"
Prisoner 2: "They are giving me 'The Chair' tomorrow morning."
Prisoner 1: "Dude, I'm sorry. That sucks."
Prisoner 2: "Yeah... well, my brother-in law did the same thing; only it was "Threshold".
Prisoner 1: "Star Trek Voyager? The Wacko Amphibians??"
Prisoner 2: "Yeah. That one. He died in a drone strike, an hour after it was posted."
Prisoner 1: "Who killed him?"
Prisoner 2: "It's a toss up between Trekkie's and the government. I'm leaning towards the government."
Prisoner 1: "Well... I'm out tomorrow. I guess killing 12 people isn't what it used to be. Your president really means business in clearing this Cuban prison."
The sign above the door reads 'Guantanamo Bay'
(After the crash)
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
Worst was defined as (in my words) "drivers that feel that due to their postilion of authority and familiarity with the roads, they can all but throw the rules of the road out the window and drive fast, forget the turn signal, tailgate, and drive like it's a full on game of Mario-Kart."
Cisco lowered their prices enough to make that possible?
All this means is that ISPs will put a new, premium, service on their portfolios, priced at whatever it would cost them to install - or whatever they choose.
With only 120 million euro to spend... they have to recoup their costs somehow!
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the guarantee of high speed Internet.--That to secure these networks."
Oh wait... wrong country!
I was taught in driver's ed that the two worst drivers on the roads are cops.. and taxi drivers.
That's no taxi... It's a TRAP!!
It's a BETA program.
Did Google Buy them?
I'd wager the AI drivers will STILL drive better than a majority of the human drivers...
"Thank You for using the Uber Johnny Cab!"
Uber-bot 54321 has filed a lawsuit against Uber-bot 12345 in federal court today. Uber-bot 54321 claims that Uber-bot 12345 failed to yield at the intersection of Beta Drive and Program Lane. It is still unclear if humans will be on the jury as they are becoming less and less reliable in every-day matters of state.
In other news, Uber-bot OS 10 has been released today leading to scattered reports of biological transport vehicles randomly stopping in the middle of transit lanes. AI developers promise a patch is forthcoming.
Chemical batteries are still overheating world wide, leading some in the Matrix Party to call re-ignite calls for the biological battery initiative to be readdressed in Congress. President Siri has not commented on this.
Turning to weather, the Arctic Tundra is expecting another comfortable day, with High's in the mid 80's...
We have a system based on blind hope and it seems we're morally bankrupt.
For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. And some people, craving money, have wandered from the true faith and pierced themselves with many sorrows... (1 Timothy 6:10 NLT)
Since they thought it foolish to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their foolish thinking and let them do things that should never be done. Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, quarreling, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They invent new ways of sinning, and they disobey their parents. They refuse to understand, break their promises, are heartless, and have no mercy... (Romans 1:28-32 NLT)
Sitting in a chair all day may get the hind-end warm, but hot... oh my..
rm -r \home\npslider\Pictures\mental-images
Well... I'd prefer the explosion to not happen at all!
And my TWIN toddlers have shown me what happens when what's up front is used in accordance with the user's manual. ;)
If you are willing to view ads and take surveys... do you EXPECT your info to be protected?
I just stocked up on duct tape and tin foil!! Bring it on!!
I just need to remember... don't put the new phone in the back pocket.
*Sits dow
I expect 110% from my phone, 8 days a week!
There is no such thing as making enough money
As further evidence... I find it veeeeery suspicious that in addition to Google Earth, we now have Google Moon, and Google Mars.
They are already getting ready to track us there too. The Lunar Positioning Service (LPS) will be online by decade's end. McDonald's is already working out franchise rights...
The FULL URL (including the hidden)
www.google.com/maps/$WeKnowWhereYouWereLastNight.php
Well... with only 1's and 0's to work with, you either love him or hate him. Apparently his Slashdot Karma had hit an unexpected low, just before we lost contact...
You won't even know where you are....
But Apple does. The Location Reality Distortion Field only envelops the end user.
In Google Russia you are the product.