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  1. syntactic sugar on Dirty Coding Tricks To Make a Deadline · · Score: 2, Funny

    syntactic sugar is just fine, but what I would really like is syntactic caffeine.

  2. Re:Finally on Embedded Linux Achieves One-Second Boot Time · · Score: 1

    This just shows you, some people will go to great lengths, just to get a first post!

  3. Re:You must be new here on Launch of First International FOSS Law Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know how hard it was to slashdot a site when there were only five of us?
    Instead of having 5 million people each load a site once we had to each do it a million times...

  4. You must be new here on Launch of First International FOSS Law Review · · Score: 1

    In the good old times, everyone on slashdot read tfa.

  5. Re:I SWEAR on Human Sperm Produced In the Laboratory · · Score: 1

    You have a name tag on your bathrobe.

  6. My new carrier plan on What Are the Best First Steps For Becoming a Game Designer? · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. learn all about games, start by playing every available game.

    2. Whatever (I'm still not done with stage one)

  7. Re:Deflation on Galactic Origin For 62M-Year Extinction Cycle? · · Score: 1

    Your mixing moonshine, which is only about 40% pure with moonlight, which is the real thing.

  8. Re:First uncensored post on Senators Want To Punish Nokia, Siemens Over Iran · · Score: 1, Redundant

    The idea is not to punish Iran, it's to punish Nokia Siemens.
    The US has an embargo on Iran and Nokia Siemens broke it.

    (BTW it's one company, not two.)

  9. Re:GPL "terms of service"? on Ksplice Offers Rebootless Updates For Ubuntu Systems · · Score: 1

    Kinda makes that whole "comparing apples to oranges" argument pretty stupid sounding.

    Not to a true fanatic:

    Edible

    An orange is highly acidic, how can you call that a real fruit?

    Fruit

    How can you call something who's pealing is not edible a fruit?

    Approximately the same size

    Approximately? need I say more?
    etc. etc.

  10. Re:You're Computin' for a Shootin' Mister on Facebook VP Slams Intel's, AMD's Chip Performance Claims · · Score: 1

    if you look at the pictures of the google servers, you will see clearly that they have a standard AC power supply.

  11. it works not only for passwords on Nielsen Recommends Not Masking Passwords · · Score: 1

    ***-*** *

  12. Re:Nonsense on NASA To Trigger Massive Explosion On the Moon In Search of Ice · · Score: 1

    I for one will say "I told you so" when the guys on the moon will bomb us back!

  13. Re:I still use Fortran for sciantific calculations on Should Undergraduates Be Taught Fortran? · · Score: 1

    There is (was?) a problem with Intel floating point precision. The register internal precision is higher than that specified by the IEEE standard, but when a value is stored it's precision is truncated to meet the standard.
    -This might not seem like a problem at first glance, but this can happen unintentionally if your code is interrupted by kernel code or HW interrupt.
    Therefore you can get two slightly different results depending on whether you were interrupted of not. This is unacceptable.

    The Fortran libraries, at a significant overhead, keep storing floats into memory to get consistent repeatable results while the C code did not.

    Fortran still came up ahead.

    If you want to read more about stuff you have to take into account when optimizing matrix operations you can take a look at Ulrich Drepper's long article at lwn.net
    http://lwn.net/Articles/250967/

  14. I still use Fortran for sciantific calculations on Should Undergraduates Be Taught Fortran? · · Score: 5, Informative

    If all you need is to crunch numbers, Fortran is a good choice even today.
    It might not be the best language to introduce someone to computer science, but it is very powerful for anything that has to do with matrix operations.

    A few years ago in a physics graduate course we had a simulation project which left the choice of language to the student.
    We compared performance between implementations in C C++ and Fortran.
    Fortran was consistently faster by a big margin.
    It's also very easy to learn.

    That said, I do most of my coding in C.

  15. Re:"Allowed to access" is a bit strong on Supreme Court Declines Case Over Techs' Right To Search Your PC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If the tech is allowed to access and he sees something that is illegal to posses, he then gives a tip to the police, who now have probable cause for a search.
    Wouldn't the stuff be admissible?

    Or am I missing something?

  16. Re:Yes but... on Microsoft Files For 3 Parallel Processing Patents · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be real progress if they could do three blue screens in parallel.

  17. FFSSP on Is Playing a DVD Harder Than Rocket Science? · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the ISS has a working DVD player on it.
    One difference between a real pirate and a software pirate is that you only hear about software pirates when they fail.
    So you should probably say that they are the first failed Space Software Pirates. (abbreviate to FFSSP and it may even sound cool)

  18. Not excactly a workaround on Ridiculous Software Bug Workarounds? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I used to have a network with windows NT 3.51 box and several 95 workstations.

    Several times an hour I would see on the NT box a log error saying "An unexpected error has occurred on virtual circuit X."

    NT 3.51 came with an online ref book you could use to look up things like that. When looking up the error code the page only said something like:

    "If you expected this error ignore it."

  19. Just like email recall on College Papers Won't Rewrite History For Alumni · · Score: 4, Funny

    Although some email clients pretend to have such an option, I have never seen it work.
    You always get these bogus messages saying that someone is trying to recall the email. Which just makes things worse.

    What you really need is a TOTAL RECALL option.

    (Insert your favorite 1984 quote here.)

  20. Vaporware on World's First Battery Fueled By Air · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm for inventing a battery powered by vaporware.
    Just imagine the /. headline...

  21. Re:going out on a limb, here ... on Sarah Connor Chronicles — Why It Died · · Score: 1

    Now an aggressive brunet, that may be science fiction, but not enough to base a show on.

  22. Re:going out on a limb, here ... on Sarah Connor Chronicles — Why It Died · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have obviously never met my mom.
    Or grandmother.
    I mean, clearly you don't have any redheads in your family.

  23. Re:Frosty Piss on IBM Pushing Water-Cooled Servers, Meeting Resistance · · Score: 3, Informative

    Some tanks have air conditioning.
    Air conditioning the whole tank does not make sense because once you fire the cannon a few times the whole place is very hot.
    What they do is have a hose that hooks up to the special overall tankers wear and supplies you with cool air where you need it most.
    The hose connector is at the center of the suit.

  24. Re:Lies, damn lies. on Hacker Destroys Avsim.com, Along With Its Backups · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If we are making a list of backup rules, I should also add that if you have not tested to see that you can actually recover from the offline copy, it is not backed up.

    It is very common for the first few restore attempts to fail because of a miss-configured backup solution.

    One really colossal failure I have witnessed was when several years of offline backups were found to be useless, following a server failure.
    It appears that the backup agent did not have the right permission to read some of the files.
    (Yes, it generated errors that should have not been ignored.)

    Another really painful one I witnessed was loosing the only 10 year old tape drive, this side of the ocean, that can read the media to a fire, along with the backed up server.

    The only way to know that your data is probably safe is after you have seen a successful restore, on another machine.

  25. If the allegations are true on Intel Receives Record Fine By the EU · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was worth it!
    I would gladly pay a 1B euro fine every decade or two if that's what it takes to keep the monopoly.
    (I'm not expressing an opinion on whether the allegations are true.)