HEY! One of you ass licking homos care to tell me what the fuck happened to K5 this time? I mean, which of you stuck your slimy little member into it's gaping orifice?
Oh yes, and another after that apparently.:) (I can't figure out how to make it look like I am holding a gun to the smiley face, so let your imagination do it for you.)
We are having a scheduled power outage tonight. So, as part of my "computer guy" job, I have to shut down all the systems in the company before the outage time. The only system up at the moment is my laptop. The silence is almost driving me insane. My mind cannot fathom the absence of the steady "whir" that is usually present in my precious machine filled room. I cannot find my place in the silence. The silence seems to come at me from all directions. The pain of the moment clutches me from all sides, squeezing with glee the life from my flaccid body. I am losing my will to live. How will I go on?
Is this what it was like in the dark times, before computers, before *SHUDDER* electricity? OH MY GOD, HOW DID PEOPLE LIVE!?
The "bosses" (as it were) of slashdot really need to get everyone together and figure out a solution to the "endless fuck-ups are us" brigade. The problems seem to be endless. I really would like to just see a whole day go by where they don't fuck something up so badly that it HAD to be intentional. I mean, we've seen this article corrected TWICE and it is STILL WRONG! What the fuck does it take to get them to think? Clue by 4, me thinks.
The title was wrong. It was corrected. But the "Update" was wrong. The update was corrected. And guess what!? The Update was STILL WRONG! I have a feeling this will just prove the point that the slashdot "editors" couldn't edit themselves out of a wet paper bag. How hard is it to check something before you post it?
Yeah. After all, we wouldn't want to hold the slashdot "editors" accountable for their mistakes now would we? After all, it would be terrible if they started doing things the right way. Slashdot would disappear from the lack of mistake flames.
Update: 08/14 08:39 PM by T:Original headline was wrong, said ".4FPS" but as cxreg pointed out,.4 frame per second isn't.4FPS. Oops.
Um, actually.4 frames per second would be.4 FPS, but the article said.4 seconds per frame, which would be.4 SPF. Can't you guys even get it right when you are fixing one of your mistakes?
My god, is this entire thread going to be one huge math flame?
Jesus fucking Christ!
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Yeah, and your anonymous bashing is making the world a shinier happier place.
Sadly, it only depresses me when someone mods me up. It proves that slashdot really is filled with the fucking morons I accuse them of being. Sometimes it sucks to be right.
Tell the DP pool users to RTFM unless they are FM in which case they can SC like the little CG that they are. If you don't understand TA, then you really SN be reading it.
Wait a minute. Aren't you a Microsoft supporter? Somehow your coffee rant seems to totally negate everything you've ever said about Microsoft in my mind.
Buzzword compliance is becoming increasingly important in a post-Internet age when the lack of credible players in the field of PC manufacturers and mainframe technologists has left the computing realm in serious need of an identity update. Please accept this humbly modest appeal for more buzzwords in all articles submitted to the counter-culture geek-influenced web site Slashdot, in the future. Thank you.
Did Mr. Cum Bake actually just say that we all "LOVE POPULAR CULTURE"? What fucking planet is this bastard from. It's like he goes out of his way to fuck up his articles.
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I have an attitude problem because I notice the complete and utter hypocracy of the average slashbot? Right. OK. Fucking moron.
An actual impartial review where you get both the pros AND the cons of the product in question.
Frankly, I stopped reading reviews years ago. All of them read as if they were a direct press release from the product's maker, and not as if an independant firm had anything to do with it. Fucking bullshit reviewers anyway.
Lame ass motherfucker. And THIS bastard DOESN'T get modded down into oblivion?
It fucking kills me that slashdot is filled with people that purport to hate all big corporate conglomerates, yet go out of their way to obey the will of said conglomerates.
Oh, it's terrible that corporations have so much power. We have to do something to stop it.
OOOOO! Shiny new object from corporate headquarters. Time to stop thinking for myself and start getting out the wallet.
You lame motherfuckers want to stop corporate power, STOP BUYING THE SHIT THEY SHOVEL DOWN YOUR THROAT. Instead you gulp it down greedily and then ask them when the next helping will be ready. Then, as you wait anxiously, you come to slashdot and bitch and whine because the big bad corporations are evil and terrible and are taking away your rights.
Oh GOD! Hehehe, that's pretty fucking cool. I'm glad CmdrTaco is a clueless bastard. About the only thing that fucking lame-ass ASCII art filter catches is when someone tries to add one too many punctuation marks. And that's something he should let through. God, that's fucking funny.
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HEY! One of you ass licking homos care to tell me what the fuck happened to K5 this time? I mean, which of you stuck your slimy little member into it's gaping orifice?
Oh yes, and another after that apparently. :) (I can't figure out how to make it look like I am holding a gun to the smiley face, so let your imagination do it for you.)
Yeah, and you are only about the four HUNDRETH person to note that in this thread. But thanks. It was really helpful.
Is this what it was like in the dark times, before computers, before *SHUDDER* electricity? OH MY GOD, HOW DID PEOPLE LIVE!?
The "bosses" (as it were) of slashdot really need to get everyone together and figure out a solution to the "endless fuck-ups are us" brigade. The problems seem to be endless. I really would like to just see a whole day go by where they don't fuck something up so badly that it HAD to be intentional. I mean, we've seen this article corrected TWICE and it is STILL WRONG! What the fuck does it take to get them to think? Clue by 4, me thinks.
The title was wrong. It was corrected. But the "Update" was wrong. The update was corrected. And guess what!? The Update was STILL WRONG! I have a feeling this will just prove the point that the slashdot "editors" couldn't edit themselves out of a wet paper bag. How hard is it to check something before you post it?
Yeah. After all, we wouldn't want to hold the slashdot "editors" accountable for their mistakes now would we? After all, it would be terrible if they started doing things the right way. Slashdot would disappear from the lack of mistake flames.
Of course, you are absolutely correct, but that still wouldn't be what the article says.
Um, isn't .4 seconds per frame EQUAL to 2.5 frames per second?
Maybe they should shut down for a few days and send the "editors" to a basic high school english course. You think?
Um, actually .4 frames per second would be .4 FPS, but the article said .4 seconds per frame, which would be .4 SPF. Can't you guys even get it right when you are fixing one of your mistakes?
Jesus fucking Christ!
Sadly, it only depresses me when someone mods me up. It proves that slashdot really is filled with the fucking morons I accuse them of being. Sometimes it sucks to be right.
What is the motherfucking hell are you talking about?
Tell the DP pool users to RTFM unless they are FM in which case they can SC like the little CG that they are. If you don't understand TA, then you really SN be reading it.
Yeah, literally.
Wait a minute. Aren't you a Microsoft supporter? Somehow your coffee rant seems to totally negate everything you've ever said about Microsoft in my mind.
You rang?
Buzzword compliance is becoming increasingly important in a post-Internet age when the lack of credible players in the field of PC manufacturers and mainframe technologists has left the computing realm in serious need of an identity update. Please accept this humbly modest appeal for more buzzwords in all articles submitted to the counter-culture geek-influenced web site Slashdot, in the future. Thank you.
Did Mr. Cum Bake actually just say that we all "LOVE POPULAR CULTURE"? What fucking planet is this bastard from. It's like he goes out of his way to fuck up his articles.
I have an attitude problem because I notice the complete and utter hypocracy of the average slashbot? Right. OK. Fucking moron.
An actual impartial review where you get both the pros AND the cons of the product in question.
Frankly, I stopped reading reviews years ago. All of them read as if they were a direct press release from the product's maker, and not as if an independant firm had anything to do with it. Fucking bullshit reviewers anyway.
It fucking kills me that slashdot is filled with people that purport to hate all big corporate conglomerates, yet go out of their way to obey the will of said conglomerates.
Oh, it's terrible that corporations have so much power. We have to do something to stop it.
OOOOO! Shiny new object from corporate headquarters. Time to stop thinking for myself and start getting out the wallet.
You lame motherfuckers want to stop corporate power, STOP BUYING THE SHIT THEY SHOVEL DOWN YOUR THROAT. Instead you gulp it down greedily and then ask them when the next helping will be ready. Then, as you wait anxiously, you come to slashdot and bitch and whine because the big bad corporations are evil and terrible and are taking away your rights.
God, you people make me fucking sick.
That shit went COMPLETELY over your puny little head. Didn't it?
Oh GOD! Hehehe, that's pretty fucking cool. I'm glad CmdrTaco is a clueless bastard. About the only thing that fucking lame-ass ASCII art filter catches is when someone tries to add one too many punctuation marks. And that's something he should let through. God, that's fucking funny.