User: Bongzilla

huh?

On: Losing Track of Nuclear Materials

What does this mean:
The Russians found that over time, as the
computer program is used, some files become
invisible and inaccessible to the nuclear
accountants using the system, even though the
data still exist in netherworld of the database.

If the data still exists in the "netherworld"
(!?) of the database, then why will they have
to go through a billion dollar physical re-
inventorying process?

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solution

On: EU To Investigate DVD pricing

I think an amusing governmental solution
for the eu would be to open up trade in
"modchips" for dvd players. That way the
consumers can pull out macrovision while
they're at it and the studios would really
be at a loss.

So they could just threaten to do that,
really... :o)

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that explains it

On: The Lamps Are The Network

and I thought the flickering lights were worn-out tubes.

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