Hmm, lets see. 30 minutes in what exactly happend. The plane crashed, damn, didn't see that one coming and we find out that our millionaire sponsor is a fraud. Gee, I never thought William H. Macey would get stuck as a loser trying to lie his way into/out of a bad situation.:: coughfargocough::
After 30 minutes, did Jurasic park get better? Sure did. Because now we have ammo for bad jokes. Most enticing of which is Alans dream, after that, you can't do anything but sit back and put stupid voices with even more idiotic comments than the writers gave the actual characters. Although that was deffinatly a tough task.
Im affraid I for one enjoyed Jurasic park III, although it wasn't a major event happening in the first 30 minutes. There was a general crappiness to the movie that, when in the right company, provides for a crapulence of hilariously bad puns.
It was still a waste of $8 film wise.
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Hmm, lets see. 30 minutes in what exactly happend. The plane crashed, damn, didn't see that one coming and we find out that our millionaire sponsor is a fraud. Gee, I never thought William H. Macey would get stuck as a loser trying to lie his way into/out of a bad situation. :: coughfargocough ::
After 30 minutes, did Jurasic park get better? Sure did. Because now we have ammo for bad jokes. Most enticing of which is Alans dream, after that, you can't do anything but sit back and put stupid voices with even more idiotic comments than the writers gave the actual characters. Although that was deffinatly a tough task.
Im affraid I for one enjoyed Jurasic park III, although it wasn't a major event happening in the first 30 minutes. There was a general crappiness to the movie that, when in the right company, provides for a crapulence of hilariously bad puns.
It was still a waste of $8 film wise.