I know, it is so bad!! Even people on teh Slashdot and teh protest sites are is spelling Dmitry's name wrong! They probably have not even not been to RUSSIA!! Ha.
But that is not mattering great, teh important thing is to fight the fight to get me out of teh jail before I am anal sodomize!!
Thank for for teh compliements!!! But Dmitry is no hero. I am just man, man who like to crack teh ADBONE ROT13 ENCRYPTION ALGORITH OF FUN and how Dmitry is in teh jail!!
But I sure would like a hero sandwich! Ha! Ha that is funny. LOLLOLLO!!;-))))) Actually teh food in the jail is are being okay, the are having good pudding.
I was are hoping to get out of teh jail, but now Dmitry is much afraid!! I keep ban man with hard penis from anal sodomize Dmitry by showing bad man how to find naked picturre of the Birtney Spears on teh lime green prison IMAC. But now he is tired of teh Britney SPears! ANd he is wanting the asshole of Dmitry!! Oh woe is me.
SO please, all are to be fighting up the fight until we are clear!! Oh I HATE TEH ADBONE they are so mean. Maybe I will send them an card that says "DMITRY IS SORRY, DMITRY WONT TRY TO CRACK THE ADOBE ROT13 CODE, PLEASE LET DMITRY OUT OF THE JAIL THANK YOU!"
Last night, I am jacking off to picture of John STamos. TOmorrow, who knows what is to be happening! Teh jjail has broken Dmitry's soul.:-(((( And strong russian heterosexuality.;-((
Hey! You fucking idiot! You think that your UID makes you less anonymous than an AC? You think that the ability to gain (or, in your case, lose) karma for posts makes you "special?" Yeah, just as special as the other 500,000 registered users...
Dissing an AC for being an AC labels you a moron and invalidates what respectability you may have had. However, since everyone knew that you were a moron to begin with, no big deal, right?
Oh, shit, you're drooling on the keyboard! Why now go bang your head on the wall for a while, fucko? Be sure to put on your magic helmet first!
I am wanting to thank all American support I have am receiving. All support around world is apprecaited much, but the American support is especially special because America is teh home of ADOBE and the DMCA and Dmitry is are stuck in the American KGB jail! So thank you for teh help! But it is not in the clearing yet because Dmitry are still in jail.
Teh jail is actually pretty nice, and they have a cafeteria, with pudding! I like pudding. But teh only computer is a lime green IMAC and it is SUCKS!!! Is only have 12.4GB of memory and a 64MB hard drive and is running MICORSOFT OFFICE 95. But is okay because IMAC allow Dmitry to post on Slasdot. Dmitry like Slashdot and many of his friends are there! Hooray for teh Slasdot!
But the jail is perfact? No!!! There is a large man and he is black and he is having a hard penis. In Russia there is stories of the men in the American jail who anal sodomize in teh butt and Dmitry not like that. So I want to get out of jail while still are are having "ass cherry." Ha! Ha that is funny.
So onec again thank you for teh supports and they rally and such! And hope that Dmitry get out of teh jail and return to cracking the ADOBE ROT13 ENCRYPTION ALGORITHM OF FUN. But this time I do it in Russia where no are evil DCMA law to put Dmitry in teh jaill.
Also I want to bomb Adobe.
So are thank you for the time! And keep the fight up!
Slashdot Mirror
(And rumour has it that some bloke, building upon this success, is developing an indoor sheep farm, powered by pulse jets, that also cools beer!)
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But that is not mattering great, teh important thing is to fight the fight to get me out of teh jail before I am anal sodomize!!
Thank.
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But I sure would like a hero sandwich! Ha! Ha that is funny. LOLLOLLO!! ;-))))) Actually teh food in the jail is are being okay, the are having good pudding.
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SO please, all are to be fighting up the fight until we are clear!! Oh I HATE TEH ADBONE they are so mean. Maybe I will send them an card that says "DMITRY IS SORRY, DMITRY WONT TRY TO CRACK THE ADOBE ROT13 CODE, PLEASE LET DMITRY OUT OF THE JAIL THANK YOU!"
Last night, I am jacking off to picture of John STamos. TOmorrow, who knows what is to be happening! Teh jjail has broken Dmitry's soul. :-(((( And strong russian heterosexuality. ;-((
Please to be helping!!!!!!!!
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Dissing an AC for being an AC labels you a moron and invalidates what respectability you may have had. However, since everyone knew that you were a moron to begin with, no big deal, right?
Oh, shit, you're drooling on the keyboard! Why now go bang your head on the wall for a while, fucko? Be sure to put on your magic helmet first!
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God, how the fuck did you even figure how to turn on your computer?
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Teh jail is actually pretty nice, and they have a cafeteria, with pudding! I like pudding. But teh only computer is a lime green IMAC and it is SUCKS!!! Is only have 12.4GB of memory and a 64MB hard drive and is running MICORSOFT OFFICE 95. But is okay because IMAC allow Dmitry to post on Slasdot. Dmitry like Slashdot and many of his friends are there! Hooray for teh Slasdot!
But the jail is perfact? No!!! There is a large man and he is black and he is having a hard penis. In Russia there is stories of the men in the American jail who anal sodomize in teh butt and Dmitry not like that. So I want to get out of jail while still are are having "ass cherry." Ha! Ha that is funny.
So onec again thank you for teh supports and they rally and such! And hope that Dmitry get out of teh jail and return to cracking the ADOBE ROT13 ENCRYPTION ALGORITHM OF FUN. But this time I do it in Russia where no are evil DCMA law to put Dmitry in teh jaill.
Also I want to bomb Adobe.
So are thank you for the time! And keep the fight up!
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