Maybe the solution to untrainable filters, if there really is a way to do this, is to use other means. If you're concerned about all this check out the ASSP project at http://assp.sourceforge.net/ or http://www.magicvillage.de/~Fritz_Borgstedt/assp/ for the absolute latest stuff, and don't worry so much about the Bayes part of things. It uses bayesian filtering also, but it incorporates a wide array of other methods to block spam which happen before it even gets to the bayesian filters.
Look at the Help Desk tracking stuff under Sharepoint.
Yes, it can be a bit of a pain. There are however some nice tools to handle it for you and make most of the pain go away... along with the spam.
Try a proxy tool called ASSP. I've been using it for several months and am very happy with it.
Maybe the solution to untrainable filters, if there really is a way to do this, is to use other means. If you're concerned about all this check out the ASSP project at http://assp.sourceforge.net/ or http://www.magicvillage.de/~Fritz_Borgstedt/assp/ for the absolute latest stuff, and don't worry so much about the Bayes part of things. It uses bayesian filtering also, but it incorporates a wide array of other methods to block spam which happen before it even gets to the bayesian filters.
I guess you never tutored that hot little chick who was having such problems when you were in school then.
:)
Or maybe the geek factor isn't really what was preventing your advancement in that area.
To those who would support such a travisty I can only remind them of the words of one of our founding fathers.
"Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase
a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Have you looked at the Zoom modems? Internal also doesn't preclude ISA, but I don't know if you're hardware has ISA slots available.