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  1. Re: iPhone costs. on The Next iPhone Is Going To Be Unveiled On Sept. 12, Report Says (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah I don't get it either. If you need "volume" you only need to go up to eleven.

  2. Re:Wish List on The Next iPhone Is Going To Be Unveiled On Sept. 12, Report Says (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    <Peter Griffin>
    What? Why?
    Okay, here we go...
    OWW!! OUCH! MY GOD THIS HURTS!!!
    Why?! WHY did you ask me to do that?
    </Peter Griffin>

  3. Re: Does the NSA follow Milton-Bradley? on How the NSA Identified Satoshi Nakamoto (medium.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't need to! I earn Canadian Tire money with every purchase I make on my MasterCard!

  4. Re:Self promotion? on Facebook's 21-Year-Old Wunderkind Leaves For Google (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  5. Re:The joke's on them... on How the NSA Identified Satoshi Nakamoto (medium.com) · · Score: 2

    No he did not. As soon as someone tells you a wallet address you can see everything that's happening on it, you cannot troll/fake this.

    And what's with that transaction done on 2017-08-22? Is it stuck or something?

  6. Dogecoin! on How the NSA Identified Satoshi Nakamoto (medium.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dogecoin to the moon! Dogecoin will be valued at over two dollars before the end of the year.

  7. Re: Does the NSA follow Milton-Bradley? on How the NSA Identified Satoshi Nakamoto (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    Canadian money doesn't have the most powerful government and military on earth and yet we all live daily with it. Most places will also accept american dollars but won't even give you any exchange rate for it.

  8. Re:Imagine war against a major power on Thousands of ATMs Go Down in Indonesia After Satellite Problems (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Looting, riots, theft, etc... all would skyrocket.

    Even the price of rockets would be sky-high!

  9. Extremely big and low-cost artificial diamond? Sure.

  10. Re:Yeah, but minimum purchase is 35 USD on Amazon Just Made Shopping at Whole Foods Cheaper (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    Thirty-five dollars worth of bananas is barely an appetizer for minions.

  11. Re:I'm disappointed... on Expedia CEO Dara Khosrowshahi Will Be Offered the Job as Uber's New CEO (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    This Douglas Adams sounds depressing. I think I'll go buy new shoes instead.

  12. They can disagree with him all they want, but how is "so no one can see your post" not (at least partial) censorship?

  13. Man, read the fucking news. Innocent people are being murdered by the cops every day in the USA. Welcome to the beginning of the end of the USA as we know it.

    FTFY

  14. And all you have to do is pay 5% of your Bitcoins and wait four days for the transaction to confirm!

  15. Re:More Complex on People Are Complete Suckers For Online Reviews (nypost.com) · · Score: 1

    That was my first choice too, however the Kindle Fire is not available in Canada.

  16. New York Post "writers" on Columnist Mocks The Case Against Cord-Cutting As 'Too Many Choices' (techhive.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And how much did the cable and satellite companies pay Johnny Oleksinski to write that article?

  17. Re:More Complex on People Are Complete Suckers For Online Reviews (nypost.com) · · Score: 1

    Asking for the knowledge and experience of others doesn't make someone an idiot. An idiot would not research anything and go to his nearest local store and grab the first piece of crap on sale.

    I did my own research, however there's hundreds of Android tablets out there, some of them made by companies which I have never heard about before.

  18. Re:More Complex on People Are Complete Suckers For Online Reviews (nypost.com) · · Score: 0

    Exactly. I'm trying to find a good tablet only to watch videos when I'm away. I don't care that Android is stuck at v4, the CPU is too slow for modern applications, there isn't enough RAM for multitasking, the GPU can't run games at decent framerates or that wi-fi is unreliable unless you happen to be within five metres of your router. All I care about is battery life, screen quality, video playback, video/files management and expendable storage via SD/microSD.

    So far the best one seems to be the Samsung Galaxy Tab 7" E Lite but since it's only for watching movies I'm open to suggestions. Bonus points if there's no camera.

  19. That song is going to be renamed in 2620.

  20. Re:Raining diamonds on Uranus on SLAC Experiment Proves It Rains Diamonds On Uranus and Neptune (cosmosmagazine.com) · · Score: 1

    No, the rap song is called "Raining diamonds on Urectum."

  21. That one's easy. Let me explain.

    Diamonds are formed when a pretty and dumb young blonde with a D-cup chest asks her fiancé for a ring. The fiancé knows she's asking for a diamond ring and the psychological pressure turns his next six or seven paychecks into a shiny rock.

  22. Hey, didn't you read what he just wrote?

    He's an Earth moron.

  23. Re:Hopkinsville, KY on Ask Slashdot: How Did You Experience The Solar Eclipse? · · Score: 1

    What roads?

    (DeLorean driver)

  24. Re:Kentucky? on Ask Slashdot: How Did You Experience The Solar Eclipse? · · Score: 1

    If you ask me that's not a good sign.

  25. Re:Obvious response on Ask Slashdot: How Did You Experience The Solar Eclipse? · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. I was on the path of the eclipse, I slept through the whole thing and I dreamed I experienced a total solar eclipse while I was sleeping on the other side of the planet.