Otherwise we get "web monkeys" who load jQuery before writing a single HTML tag for a text-only, non-interractive page that displays a simple "Hello world" sentence.
If that happens to you, tell them it's like comparing a brain surgeon operating with a laser scalpel to a low-level manager using a laser pointer for a presentation.
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I don't know about you but I don't put dish soap on my tomatoes.
You've tasted styrofoam balls?
"Only" 750GB... never come to Canada, buddy.
Since they started counting their games in binary.
What the fuck is "mail"?
Oh, do you mean the eBay packages delivery service?
Otherwise we get "web monkeys" who load jQuery before writing a single HTML tag for a text-only, non-interractive page that displays a simple "Hello world" sentence.
But in reality, a watch is quite impractical because the time gets all blurry from the motion of your wrist when you masturbate.
I've beaten all of you: as soon as I read the beginning of the article, "xkcd 927" popped in my mind, without thinking.
Didn't you RTFA? Everywhere but China!
Ah yes, the ostrich camouflage defense.
I use email, you insensitive clod!
Now get off my lawn!
https://youtu.be/A4R8Y4XSGMk?t...
http://media.ifunny.com/result...
Then people will ask you why your project doesn't run on Chrome, Safari and Firefox.
People want to leave politicians and marketers a big turd on their front door - without ever ringing their doorbell.
I'm sorry but "dobeil" is a crappy slogan.
I pay with Bitcoins so nobody can trace my transactions!
I know all about the FCC.
https://xkcd.com/664/
Music is the easiest thing in the world. You open up iTunes, click "play" and music starts playing!
If that happens to you, tell them it's like comparing a brain surgeon operating with a laser scalpel to a low-level manager using a laser pointer for a presentation.
Remember any of those made-up random Italian-sounding brand names?
The previous post is about a patent war/partnership between Apple and Nokia.
Where is "Speaking of new laptops" supposed to fit in?
No, that's a TV show. "Ass" is a movie.
I think pathetic is a more appropriate description.