Didn't Elon say his goal was to push other car manufacturers to also build electric cars? I bet from his point of view, Mercedes aren't attacking Tesla, they're joining them.
The most depressing thing about an enclosed office is you have NO idea what's going on outside.
Is it pouring rain? No idea. Did we just get hit with 12" of snow in the last 2 hours? No idea. Is there a thunderstorm brewing? Dunno. Is it really hot outside? Not sure, it's cool with the building A/C on.
It sure sounds bad, but...
May as well be living in a cave with fluorescent lighting.
Ah, there's your problem! Get yourself LED lighting, 5000K (daylight).
How may we help you? You can start by wiping your fucking dumb-ass smiles off your fucking faces.
Then give me a fucking door. A fucking glass door, a fucking wood door, a fucking steel door. One fucking panel with a handle.
We don't care for the way you're speaking. I don't care for the way you put me in a fucking cubicle with a desk and a fucking computer that is fucking locked down.
I didn't care to fucking disable the staff monitoring software and to bypass the fucking DNS filter and every fucking morning have you smile at my fucking face.
I want a fucking door right fucking now.
May we see your employment contract? I threw it away.
Since your choice of "room with fresh air" is nullified by "the traffic lights stop the buses so that the diesel exhaust is lined up perfectly with my windows", it was never really a valid option to begin with. Get yourself an A/C and put those soundproof windows to good use!
That pesky atmosphere getting in the way won't make it easy, especially with high altitude winds in the 250mph highly likely. Heck, 253mph is the known record for a storm near the ground.
Alright, so let's build this space elevator on the moon, then. Problem solved, once and for all.
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So you went from a digital watch, which is a pretty neat idea, to a mechanical watch?
Isn't that like a downgrade?
So... you sort of have a border agent that wants to look at all the data on your phone before it crosses the border?
Must be a U.S.A. router.
Yeah, just like that Internet thing.
Didn't Elon say his goal was to push other car manufacturers to also build electric cars? I bet from his point of view, Mercedes aren't attacking Tesla, they're joining them.
That's funny, my health got better after I bought a Mac.
It sure sounds bad, but...
Ah, there's your problem! Get yourself LED lighting, 5000K (daylight).
I forgot to say, he's mostly harmless.
Ah, yes. That would be Richmond.
Re: "I want a fucking door"
Welcome to your workplace. May we help you?
Yes.
How may we help you?
You can start by wiping your fucking dumb-ass smiles off your fucking faces.
Then give me a fucking door.
A fucking glass door,
a fucking wood door,
a fucking steel door.
One fucking panel with a handle.
We don't care for the way you're speaking.
I don't care for the way you put me in a fucking cubicle
with a desk and a fucking computer that is fucking locked down.
I didn't care to fucking disable the staff monitoring software
and to bypass the fucking DNS filter
and every fucking morning have you smile
at my fucking face.
I want a fucking door
right fucking now.
May we see your employment contract?
I threw it away.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy, what?
You're fucked.
I see what you did there.
Giggidy.
Since your choice of "room with fresh air" is nullified by "the traffic lights stop the buses so that the diesel exhaust is lined up perfectly with my windows", it was never really a valid option to begin with. Get yourself an A/C and put those soundproof windows to good use!
Fuck you and fuck your fucking dogs. Every day that someone brings his fucking dog to the workplace, we get a "stay at home and still get paid" day.
Virtual +1 Funny.
Alright, so let's build this space elevator on the moon, then. Problem solved, once and for all.
It's probably Glico, I've heard they want to launch a new line of Space Pocky.
If we're talking about towers, I think some guy named Nimrod might have him beat by a few dozen centuries.
You're the type of person who debates the meaning of the word "hole" with your wife. Giggidy.
Godzilla is just a regular lizard. Japanese people are really tiny.
We're our own kind of overweight, eh?
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The Nintendo DS!
Yeah I don't think that's how it g... oooooooh.
Don't listen to that jerk, he's trying to rip you off.
I'll trade you TEN pizzas for 5000 Bitcoins.
You don't say?