Hey all you Slashdotters, President Pussy-Grabber here, I think Windows 10 is awesome! It walks right up to your computer and grabs it by the pussy, and I think that'll make computers Great Again! You should all stop using that 'linux' thing you all keep jabbering on about and just use this instead!
Fraud? Who's accusing me of fraud? Hell, I ain't even going to grab them by the pussy for saying such a thing, I'll punch them right in the pussy for spreading such false news about me! Let me at 'em!
Hey thanks for the support, we're going to make America GREAT again! The press is a bunch of lying pussies, you go that right! Especially that Megyn Kelly chick (although I'd like to grab her by the pussy, she's kinda hot), spreading all their false news and shit!
Hey buddy, I am President of the United States now, you can't talk to me that way! So knock it the hell off or I'll have the Secret Service grab you right by the pussy!
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I'm going to issue a directive to NASA to grab that asteroid RIGHT BY THE PUSSY!
See? That's the kind of stuff I want to see! Now if Hillary had had someone like you taking care of her emails, she wouldn't have fucked up so badly!
What? You must have voted for that witch Hillary! Where's my Secret Service detail? Go backtrace this guy and teach him some manners!
What kind of crap is that? You're not going to Make America Great Again by giving away shit for free!
Hey all you Slashdotters, President Pussy-Grabber here,
I think Windows 10 is awesome! It walks right up to your computer and grabs it by the pussy, and I think that'll make computers Great Again! You should all stop using that 'linux' thing you all keep jabbering on about and just use this instead!
Nice job Amazon, you're really grabbing this concept right by the pussy! You'll make online purchasing Great Again!
Fraud? Who's accusing me of fraud? Hell, I ain't even going to grab them by the pussy for saying such a thing, I'll punch them right in the pussy for spreading such false news about me! Let me at 'em!
Hey thanks for the support, we're going to make America GREAT again! The press is a bunch of lying pussies, you go that right! Especially that Megyn Kelly chick (although I'd like to grab her by the pussy, she's kinda hot), spreading all their false news and shit!
Hey there citizen so long as you don't have a pussy to be grabbed by you got nothing to be afraid of! I'm going to make America great again!
No worries, I'm going to grab the middle east by the pussy soon as I can get around to it!
Hey there citizen I haven't even got started yet! Give me a day or two and I'll be grabbing all the Nations' problems by the pussy!
Hey buddy, I am President of the United States now, you can't talk to me that way! So knock it the hell off or I'll have the Secret Service grab you right by the pussy!