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  1. Re: Terrible headline on Security Researcher Finds a Fundamental Flaw in iOS (krausefx.com) · · Score: 1

    I social engineer girlfriends so well, they don't even realize they're my girlfriend.

  2. Re: 'Particles called baryons' on Half the Universe's Missing Matter Has Just Been Finally Found (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    Why start now?

  3. Re: So where is the other missing half on Half the Universe's Missing Matter Has Just Been Finally Found (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    They just need to check the cushions of the OTHER couch.

  4. An IP67 phone not dying by completely being submerged in water, but a little water in the air does? Fuck that design.

  5. Re: Phone models? on Chinese State Media Report Bloated Battery in Apple's iPhone 8 (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Possibly a Blackberry Z10? It would fit the post.

  6. Re: I am still mad on New 'Illusion Gap' Attack Bypasses Windows Defender Scans (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    I've seen this with older XP WGA crack and an office crack. It was definitely unexpected, automatic, and I certainly didn't fucking tell it to do that automatically any time, ever. Don't be so sure to deny shit you can't possibly disprove.

  7. Re: Not a big deal on New 'Illusion Gap' Attack Bypasses Windows Defender Scans (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd pay up to $10 for an app that replaced Windows error/question messages with ghetto slang. Instead of progress bars, "ain't nobody got time for that".

  8. You can just say Trump.

  9. Re: Use proxies vs. VPN bs then on Cyberstalking Suspect Arrested After VPN Providers Shared Logs With the FBI (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    You are openly violating the rules and terms of Slashdot. You're not welcome. Fuck off and find some other site to spam. Now fuck off.

  10. Holy fuck, you think all headlines on the Internet are true and accurate? There's ample just on /. that are wrong and misleading. You might have heard of a thing called "click bait"? Fuck, you should change your nick to Captain fucking Dumb

  11. Because they vote.

  12. Re: Ask Ash-Fox about his NDA lie on White House Chief of Staff's Phone Was Reportedly Hacked Months Ago (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Alternating case in words is number 4 sign of being psychotic.

  13. Re: Dear 'Mr. Salad Chef' (lol) on White House Chief of Staff's Phone Was Reportedly Hacked Months Ago (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    That's redundant.

  14. Re: Still better than cable on Netflix is Raising Its Prices, Again (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    Royal Pains shilled for Microsoft and other things in the last season. They felt like impromptu infomercials. Room 104 is getting annoying with product placement. Subway in one, and I think 7-up in another. Though, the season started off good, but last few episodes sucked.

  15. Re: NSA trying to leak ? on Kaspersky Lab Denies Involvement in Russian Hack of NSA Contractor (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Contractors typically work from home, especially if they don't live in the US.

  16. Re: Less streaming content and higher price? on Netflix is Raising Its Prices, Again (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    Narcos is way better than Marco Polo, which I gave zero fucks when it was cancelled. They didn't manage their money very well and fucked themselves.

  17. Re: Less streaming content and higher price? on Netflix is Raising Its Prices, Again (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    Check out their original content from Amazon, first. I watch their original content more than Netflix.

  18. Re: Still better than cable on Netflix is Raising Its Prices, Again (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    Get a fucking DVR you cheapskate. I've had one since 2000.

  19. Of course it wasn't a design flaw, it's a fucking process fail on the developer, the senior developer in charge, the lead QA manager, etc. How you can't comprehend the numerous fuckups is true Apple Kool-aid shit. Just stop commenting on Apple stories.

  20. Par for the course. Nothing was done after GotoFail, after all.

  21. Yum-cron My keyboard knew to autocomplete this and I've never typed that on my phone.

  22. Re: The bug is in Disk Utility GUI volume creation on Apple Addresses a Bug That Caused Disk Utility in macOS High Sierra To Expose Passwords of Encrypted APFS Volumes (macrumors.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Typical at Apple, where shit like "GotoFail" is a regular occurrence. Shitty developers with nonreviewed code in important security places, no QA and test procedures... bugs can show up in corner cases, but not in THE FUCKING USE CASE. Who the fuck is running things over there?

  23. Re: The bug is in Disk Utility GUI volume creation on Apple Addresses a Bug That Caused Disk Utility in macOS High Sierra To Expose Passwords of Encrypted APFS Volumes (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you don't fucking know, no one gives a shit what your guess is.

  24. Re: Cue the Android fanboy apologists on Google Unveils Pixel 2 and Pixel 2 XL With No Headphone Jack (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    Just leave the conversation if you're not going to make sense. I'm guessing you meant USB was the improvement.

  25. Hands free while driving is my primary need for using while locked. I've got like 4 smart unlocks enabled, but still the fucker locks frequently throughout the day. When people ask these obvious questions, they look really dumb. Seriously, use your fucking brain.