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  1. Fuck, you just called it. The next connector will be the "frightening" port.

  2. The 80's called, they want their reference back. Analogy fail.

  3. Re:Who is 'Developer Marco Arment'? on Developer Marco Arment Shares Thoughts On iPhone X's Notch (marco.org) · · Score: 1

    Need to lay off the crack pipe, that should have been prosecution witness.

  4. Re:Who is 'Developer Marco Arment'? on Developer Marco Arment Shares Thoughts On iPhone X's Notch (marco.org) · · Score: 0

    Fuck that guy. Ask the military, police, firefighters and defence witnesses, etc what courage is. Fuck Apple and everyone redefining it for some fucking tech marketing. Fuck that. That shit will ruin the youth even more.

  5. Re:I'm pretty sure that would be considered.... on South Park's Season Premier Sets Off Everyone's Amazon Echo (maxim.com) · · Score: 1

    You configured the range of IP'S to scan. That's intent and knowledge. Why are you intentionally being stupid?

  6. Re:Proposed New South Park Character on South Park's Season Premier Sets Off Everyone's Amazon Echo (maxim.com) · · Score: 1

    That wouldn't make her a gay fish, though.

  7. Re:Against cavities: Cut the sweet stuff on Chinese Scientists Are Developing A Vaccine Against Cavities (nature.com) · · Score: 1

    Jesus Christ, how did you not know this since you were 5 years old? If this isn't common knowledge taught in early grade school, your school system is shit. Doesn't your dentist say this every fucking visit as a kid?

  8. Re: Do Not Want on Apple Is Releasing macOS High Sierra On September 25 (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    If it takes a minute to open Office, your shit is broken. It only took 16 seconds to open Outlook when PST size was 16GB. With an SSD, that was 2 seconds. In Windows. What the fuck would it be doing for 60 seconds if that ain't timing out on something missing/broken? You should troubleshoot that.

  9. Re: Can you say iErrection? on Apple Is Releasing macOS High Sierra On September 25 (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Holy urethra, Batman!

  10. Re: PGP / GPG in mail on Apple Is Releasing macOS High Sierra On September 25 (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    It worked, then Apple changed how it works and broke it. So you think it's perfectly fine to blame the non-paid OSS developers? Jesus fucking Christ you're a dick. Just STFU and stop spamming us.

  11. Re: Safari worth a damn yet? on Apple Is Releasing macOS High Sierra On September 25 (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    You're the new apk... so I wouldn't throw rocks if I were you. Topic is new OS. New features or lack thereof is on topic. Now fuck off.

  12. Re: AFS? on Apple Is Releasing macOS High Sierra On September 25 (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    If you can't afford an external 4TB drive, you shouldn't have a computer? I've always known you were an asshole, but that is the most cuntish thing I recall you saying. You're such a Jobs wannabe, fucking asshole and all. Fucking douche.

  13. Re: Let me on Google Details Plan To Distrust Symantec Certificates (tomshardware.com) · · Score: 1

    If you didn't install or change any software yourself, yes, troubleshooting as a DNS issue would be first priority. Wouldn't you want to find out how the mysterious infection occurred before reimaging and having it reinfected? Seriously, this was poor troubleshooting. Do you freak out the first time signing into a hotel hotspot with walled garden redirect? If not, you're smarter than OP.

  14. Re: In a finite universe on Boffins Fear We Might Be Running Out of Ideas (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Fuck Narcos, fuck BoJack Horseman, I gotta read this copyright story!

  15. Re: Worse engineers on Boffins Fear We Might Be Running Out of Ideas (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    You're supposed to start a company and get acquired for suitcases of cash from those same large companies instead.

  16. Boffins!?!? on Boffins Fear We Might Be Running Out of Ideas (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Fuck off, msmash.

  17. Re: I am shocked - Shocked! on FDA Slams EpiPen Maker For Doing Nothing While Hundreds Failed, People Died (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Fuck, that's bad info and conclusion. Alternatives have been discussed ON /. the previous times they jacked up pricing. LMGTFY https://www.consumerreports.or... The government needs to make sure they make SAFE products. Having more, cheaper, unregulated devices is about the stupidest thing I've read today. This is purely ignoring manufacturing quality due to fuck face management. I don't make life saving devices and we put more QA into our products. Fuck these no QA assholes.

  18. Re: Let's see a negligient homicide charge! on FDA Slams EpiPen Maker For Doing Nothing While Hundreds Failed, People Died (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Not automatically, but if the parachute guys put defective release mechanisms on them and knew they were defective, then yes, they should be charged. Common fucking sense.

  19. No. This is a manufacturer QA problem. The product is designed and produced. They just need to have quality testing and do basic product recalls when they fuck up. It is a combination of asshole and incompetence that was completely avoidable if they weren't fucking cunts.

  20. Re: No, not subject to US law on Should British Hacker Lauri Love Be Tried In America? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Then Osama Bin Laden didn't commit terror crimes because he wasn't in the country at the time? Fuck off, you fucking moron. Jurisdiction matters for arresting the person and where the crime happened, which sets the jurisdiction. Not where the alleged criminal is standing.

  21. Re: extradition treaty on Should British Hacker Lauri Love Be Tried In America? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Making people fuck and make babies to be parents? Fuck, that's a bit much!

  22. Re: Yes on Should British Hacker Lauri Love Be Tried In America? (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2, Informative

    The US doesn't have an extradition treaty with Qatar, so what's your point? In addition, the US has no such law on their books. The computer laws in question have equivalents in each country.

  23. That's about Trump.

  24. Are images illegal or the possession of pork? Either way, the law is going to effect only the person on UAE soil.

  25. No, you're wrong and GP is right. You argue with "no single jurisdiction" with jurisdiction can always be determined. You don't fucking get it and should stay out of the conversation.