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  1. Here's a tough one for all your /.ers. on Tech-Interview Riddles · · Score: -1

    What's a wheel's favorite song?

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    Merrily We Roll Along

    Source: A popsicle stick

  2. Good plan. on Microsoft Blames the Messengers · · Score: -1

    Not releasing code must be exactly why linux is so secure.

    *claps at Microsofts genius*

  3. Can someone point me in the direction.. on Kernel 2.4.12 Released · · Score: -1

    Of how to upgrade my kernel?

    I am really lost tried it before..DIED...

  4. Re:NOOOOO! on Major Changes To MySQL Coming Soon · · Score: -1

    Wow that got a -1? Whewow...

  5. NOOOOO! on Major Changes To MySQL Coming Soon · · Score: -1

    But it works so well now!

    Why change a good thing?! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYY?

    *Someone whispers something into his ear*

    Oh..thats why. But still, MySQL is useless to me until I get a good free PHP/MySQL host..damn spaceports..

    127 rows my ass...what the hell can you do with a hundred and twenty seven rows? I couldnt even build a decent chicken with that..

  6. Re:Oh boy oh boy on 100 Mbps Community Fiber Network: Howto · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My poop is hard.

  7. Oh boy oh boy on 100 Mbps Community Fiber Network: Howto · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I can share pr0n at even more lightening fast speeds!

    Thats like...45 minutes of humping a second!

    OH BOY OH BOY!

  8. Whoopi Goldberg is on TV. on Webpads, Anyone? · · Score: 0

    She says she wants to hug me.

    I dont really wanna hug whoopi.

    Shes kinda fat dont you think?

    On topic however, why not just get a nice simple laptop?

    Better screen, easier interface, and laptops are wireless too.

    I wish my laptop wasnt a slightly upgraded version of an etch e sketch.

  9. Re:HELP!!! on International Internet Infrastructure Triples · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Supposing someone did would you really accept a BJ from someone accepts the request for a BJ over the internet?

    Sheesh, you'd get 60 types of vinerial diseases and then some.

  10. Broadband 4eva! on International Internet Infrastructure Triples · · Score: 0

    ALL WORSHIP BROADBAND!

    Internet will replace all.

    All music, all movies, all TV, all radio.

    Internet OWNZ0Rz j00.

  11. You know I'm an idiot but.. on Linux Kernel 2.4.10 · · Score: 0

    I never got a kernel update to work.

    I compiled, put the stuff in its place, but the new kernel never boots.

    *Cries*

  12. first1 on GPL Violation, Microtest's DiskZerver · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    !whee hehe

  13. BOOOM! on Real-life Ornithopter to Take Flight? · · Score: 0

    PANTS

  14. SUHWEEEET on The D Programming Language · · Score: 0

    sweet.

  15. Quite frankly, Sweetz0r on Rules-Unknown Artificial Intelligence Competition · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Not a programming marvel IMO. Could easily be very hard to pull off, but the level of programmin g isnt revolutionary. What really sticks out to me is this is a totally different way to look at AI.

    If its pulled off, should revolutionize as to what as seen possible for AI programming. ChatBots have been around for ages. That sort of AI exchange just isnt impressive. If this is done, at least in my eyes, it will prove points and open doors for future projects. Should be interesting.

  16. My pants... on Little Linux Systems For Whatever Ails Ya · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I wish I had my pants. That way I could celebrate this wonderful great awsome joyous occasion. Linux should be defaultly installed on all machines. Weed out some of the stupider on the internet.

    If only I had my pants...

  17. So Macs are collectables now? on Cashing In On Antique Computers · · Score: 1

    Seems to be the fad.

    Everything that has no use, no worth, and quite frankly is pure crap, is worth more money just because of that.

    Whatever, I have a bunch of cruddy Macs from my early days of computing, maybe I can get some money off of them.

    Although no amount of money can replace the life force that those bastard machines stole from me....