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"Imagine a gun that uses fingerprint scanning to prevent you firing a shot,"
And in breaking news scientists have now developed an amazing device to prevent the firing of a gun via a small lever located on the side of the gun. Prior to firing the gun will automatically scan the lever on it's side to determine if the gun should fire. They've dubbed this lever "safety."
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank them for granting me a license to every song that they decide to legally distribute on the P2P Network.
Now someone just needs to look into whether this license that they grant us by distributing their music freely includes "tweaking" it by running it through a "magical processing filter" (a file that would be to the mp3 as the.par is to the.rar) in order to remove any minor mistakes the transferring of the file could have caused.
So, Thank you.
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"Imagine a gun that uses fingerprint scanning to prevent you firing a shot,"
And in breaking news scientists have now developed an amazing device to prevent the firing of a gun via a small lever located on the side of the gun. Prior to firing the gun will automatically scan the lever on it's side to determine if the gun should fire. They've dubbed this lever "safety."
Ebay admits they do it.
"16.5 feet ... 21 inches in diameter ... 2400lbs of thrust"
I just got this same spam last week in my inbox.
1.) Spam
2.) ?
3.) Profit!
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank them for granting me a license to every song that they decide to legally distribute on the P2P Network. Now someone just needs to look into whether this license that they grant us by distributing their music freely includes "tweaking" it by running it through a "magical processing filter" (a file that would be to the mp3 as the .par is to the .rar) in order to remove any minor mistakes the transferring of the file could have caused.
So, Thank you.