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I THINK I STOPPED | WHAT WE NEED HERE
UP YOUR HUMAN TOILETS | IS A SALAD BAR
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no clue, I just wanted to troll with ascii and the name "ascii spork" just seemed to fit.
I'll be trolling for all the dead homiez tomorrow in their memorial.
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you're too kind!
my resolution is 1280x1024
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TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER WE COME IN PEACE
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I THINK I STOPPED | WHAT WE NEED HERE
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(~'~~'~~'~~) HOW ABOUT THESE WACKY COMICS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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LICK A DICK A DAY !!!!!!!
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