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  1. Welcome to WWIII on FreeBSD Ports for GNU/Linux · · Score: -1


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    ascii spork

  2. Re:Times of London says bin Laden under house arre on More WTC News · · Score: -1

    Yeah, but Saddam won't be alive by this time next year :)

  3. Guess what I'm smoking. on DivX;) Goes Legit · · Score: -1, Troll

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    ascii spork

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    Please try to keep posts on topic.
    Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.
    Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
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  4. Re:A Marketer's Dream on Remote Breathalyzer · · Score: -1

    My car doesn't call the cops when I don't wear a seatbelt.

    ascii spork

  5. Re:Battle stations! on Bush Administration Stops Microsoft Breakup · · Score: -1

    I didn't type this shit. I don't know diddly about black holes other than the famous one at goatse.cx

    slashcode sucks ass, maybe it's time they upgraded to blogger

    ascii spork

  6. Re:dare I post a comment on Rent-a-Game · · Score: -1

    please note that it was michael who deleted all the comments.
    fucking censorship nazi

  7. Re:Battle stations! on Bush Administration Stops Microsoft Breakup · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Black hole == unknown size, unknown (but
    assumed to be practically infinite) density

    If you can figure out what _really_ happens to
    matter compressed to that stage - call the Nobel
    Committee. As far as size, I believe that
    physicists can calculate the event horizon of
    the hole (if they can guesstimate it's mass) -
    but within the horizon itself, all bets are off.

  8. Re:lost vote on Bush Administration Stops Microsoft Breakup · · Score: -1

    well, bush just lost my vote.

    What makes you think voting counts for anything anymore?

  9. Re:Babylon 5 on dvd anyone? on Star Trek Enterprise Tidbits · · Score: -1

    moderator = editor = unlimited mod points.

    ascii spork

  10. MozillaQuest site. on Chief Lizard Wrangler axed · · Score: -1

    HOLY JESUS, that is the ugliest fucking site I have ever seen. Who the fuck hired the kid with Tourette's to design and do the colors. I think I'm having a seizure from the ugliness... gnaaaaaah

    HELP!! I JUST BIT MY TONGUE!

  11. Re:Yeah on NATO Developing Environment Friendly Weapons · · Score: -1

    ____________
    / \ ____
    / ___--// \ \ / \
    //// | _ __ \ \ / \
    __________ / ||_|_ | \| / /\ \ IF I WERE AN ELECTRON...
    / ______\ ||_|_|| |_/ / \ \
    / / \ \ \ ______ | / \___\ I WOULD REACH THROUGH YOUR
    || | /__| \|___/ / \ / | COMPUTER AND POKE YOU IN
    || | | /_(| || /_/ \ /| || THE EYE. THEN I WOULD SET
    | | || _\ ||_//| \__||||||__ YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
    | || | __| /___/ | \ | | \
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    | \_____\ ----\____| | \ | | |___
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    / \ _ //-------- \_____| | | |_
    / \ /___ | | |___| |
    | |/ \ | | _____| | |
    | / | / __\ | |__/_______| |
    | | | / / \ |___/| | |
    | |____| / / \ ____ ______ ________|__|_____ __|
    | |____|/ /| \___ / _-\__/_/____|| |___|

    ascii spork

  12. Re:Hot grits on NATO Developing Environment Friendly Weapons · · Score: -1

    Geekizoid will be back online soon.

    HAHAHAH! Slashcode sucks, I hope they upgrade to blogger.

  13. Re:Environment on NATO Developing Environment Friendly Weapons · · Score: -1

    use the _<i>italics</i>_ and _maybe_ you won't look like such a _dumbass_

  14. Re:Christ, who cares? on NATO Developing Environment Friendly Weapons · · Score: -1

    On behalf of the trolls on Slashdot, I'd like to chastise you on your unprofessional tactics at crapflooding.

    The point of trolling is to make people read, and perhaps respond to your troll/flamebait. You completely fuck that up by posting stupid gibberish that only makes people want to read at +1 (which is crap, and you only end up seeing karma whores anyways).

    In summary... no one gives a shit about your post. No one gives a shit about LNUX stock. And no one gives a shit about your petty attempts at crapflooding.

    We now return you to our regularly scheduled ascii.

    ,-. _,---._ __ / \ THIS IS A LNUX STOCK
    / ) .-' `./ / \ CRAP FLOODING DUMBASS
    ( ( ,' `/ /|
    \ `-" \'\ / |
    `. , \ \ / | LET'S SEE IF HE CAN FIND
    /`. ,'-`----Y | A CLUE IN THIS BOX OF
    ( ; | ' GORILLA SHIT.
    | ,-. ,-'ORILLA | /
    | | ( | SHIT | /
    ) | \ `.___________|/
    `--' `--'

    ascii spork

  15. As opposed to the overly helpful software? on Software Aesthetics · · Score: -1

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    __________ / ||_|_ | \| / /\ \ HI, I'M AN APPLICATION HELPER
    / ______\ ||_|_|| |_/ / \ \
    / / \ \ \ ______ | / \___\ THE PROGRAM YOU WERE USING HAS
    || | /__| \|___/ / \ / | A MINIMUM IQ LEVEL OF 85
    || | | /_(| || /_/ \ /| || IT SEEMS YOU ARE JUST SHY OF THAT
    | | || _\ ||_//| \__||||||__ SO YOU NEED ME TO HELP YOU DO WORK.
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    ascii spork

  16. Re:Private jets? on Oh, Your Private Jet Is Just Subsonic? · · Score: -1

    > BTW Slashdot's "slow down cowboy" is really fucking annoying to those of us who can type.

    It is really annoying to people who can cut and paste as well.

    ascii spork

  17. Re:But Information Wants to be free! on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

    .---.
    /` ___|`\
    |_/ \| COULD THE FOLKS
    ( -/- ) IN THE BACK
    \_ - _/ PLEASE KEEP
    .-'|_|'-. THE DONATION
    / \ TRAY MOVING?
    / O \
    / _____!_____ \
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    \| ,;, |/ I'LL NOW READ A VERSE
    | ;:; | FROM THE THE BOOK OF
    | ;:;:;:;:; | RAW SOCKETS 34:15
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    ascii spork

  18. Re:Dammit people!!!, Don't use MSN, USE AOL!!! on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

    it's "+1 funny troll"

    ascii spork

  19. Dammit people!!!, Don't use MSN, USE AOL!!! on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

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    | a a| JUST LEFT ME TO LIVE WITH HER MOTHER.
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    / `` `. || ]| ::| AOL!!! LOLOL
    _ | \ \ \ \| ]| .-' SO EASY TO USE, SPAM, LOOK AT PORN
    / \| \ | \ L.__ .--'( TRADE WAREZ, DOWNLOAD BRITNEY SPEARS
    | |\ `. | \ ,---|_ \---------, CHAT WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS, LOOK AT MORE PORN
    | | '. './\ \/ .--._|=- |_ /| NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER 1!!!LOL!!!
    | \ '. '.'. /`\/ .-' packard '. / |
    | | `'. `;-:-;`)| bell |-./ |

    ascii spork

  20. Re:What's the point? on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

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    ascii spork

  21. Re:What's the point? on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

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  22. Re:What's the point? on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

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  23. Re:Shut You Mouth! Just Talking 'bout Lameness Fil on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

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    / | \__ LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
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    ascii spork

  24. Re:Shut You Mouth! Just Talking 'bout Lameness Fil on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

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    ascii spork

  25. Re:Shut You Mouth! Just Talking 'bout Lameness Fil on Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group · · Score: -1

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    ascii spork