My goodness, can you really be as stupid as you appear to be?
No, my stupidity is much deeper than my appearance indicates.
Remember: breathe in, breath out. That should keep you alive for a while.
Well I'll be damned! I was wondering why I was constantly a sickly shade of blue. Thanks for the advice.
Yes, I fully admit I fucked up. That's what you get for spot-reading things. I guess I'm no different from 99.9% of the slashbots on here. Actually, I am, because I admit when I fuck up. Wow, what a concept, huh?
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Yeah, I said I retired, but I decided to return. Work's slowed down again, so I have more time for fun. Anyhow, plenty of people have retired then come back. Just look at Michael Jordan and Marty Schottenheimer. Both couldn't be kept away from the games they love.
What can I say? I enjoy this crap. As I said yesterday, I'm back and better than ever! Go cry on someone else's shoulder. This FP is all mine.
No sir, I'm back on the surface. My crew's been removed, my missiles are gone, and soon I'm going to be scrapped and sold as paperweights to rich American businessmen.
At least I have a future, unlike many of my fellow Russian naval vessels, left to rust away in port until they become a permanent part of the bottom of docks and channels.
But let it be known now, there will be no scrapping for this Sunken Kursk. No sir, I will not give the Slashdot editors the satisfaction of writing my demise off as a freak accident. No, once again I terrorize the Carrier Group that is Slashdot.
Fear me, for you know not when I'll strike.
Okay, enough bullshit. What's happened to the previous trolls? Trollman 5000, Dead Penis Bird, etc, are gone. I see we have some new blood though, and hopefully they can rise to the challenge. Glad to see you're still around though.
A reader writes "Distributed computing seems once more to be succesful. The combined effort of many pc's joining Primenet in search for a new Mersenne prime may have found there fifth result. Among them many belonging to/. readers. There is an unconfirmed claim for Mersenne prime #39 of over 3,500,000 digits, for which a considerable amount of money has been awarded. SETI looks for ET's messages, but found none sofar. Mersenne primes are used to tell ET about us. A previous found Mersenne number was used to show the advance of science on our planet in a message send into outer space. " The Primenet list has confirmed that while they still need to totally test it out (which should be done by the 24th), they believe that the number found today is the 39th positive.
I wonder if this "reader" is an anonymous coward or really an editor not wanting to take credit for his grammatical mistakes. The content of his writing clearly shows ignorance to the subtle differences between "Their" and "There", as well as the inability to recognize either verb tenses or sentance fragments (Take your pick). Also, the fragmentary nature of the second half of their (see, someone can use "their/there" correctly) demonstrates that this person forgot to take their Ritalin today. "A new prime may have been found. Money has been awarded that may not have. SETI searches for ETs that haven't been found. Special Primes are used to demonstrate that we're smart." What is this shit?
Microminiaturization has led to a novel breed of MicroCATS, Wegeng said. This work makes it possible to greatly reduce the weight, size, and expense of space systems, such as heating, cooling, and power generation hardware.
I wonder if this one will be any better at speaking english or intercepting ZIG fighters. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'd recommend doing this in ISETL. I'm sure someone here can tell you how.
Perhaps FORTH is the way you need to go.
On a serious note, a real simple way to do it would be to break up the link into 3 sections. Lead-in ("http://blah.blah.com/something/something/"), padding (0...0), and page (Random numbers).
if page >=0 and <10, padding gets "0000000" if page >9 and <100, padding gets "000000" if page >99 and <1000, padding gets "00000" etc, etc, etc...
May not be the most graceful way of doing it, but it works. I'm sure some smart-ass on here can figure out a way to do it in 3 lines of code.
Thank you sir. Now that I've been brought to the surface and all my missiles have been removed, I don't quite feel myself. However, I will be working dilligently to once again be a great embarassment to the Russian Navy.
taxes go to corporations (=profits), which does not flow back to the public
You're right, profits never go back to the public. Profits are never used to increase a company's infrastructure. Profits are never used to increase a company's workforce. Profits are never used to research and develop new technologies. Profits all go into a magical holding-bin where they never see the light of day again.
Perhaps you should take an economics course. Come back when you know what the fuck you're talking about.
Slashdot Mirror
My goodness, can you really be as stupid as you appear to be?
No, my stupidity is much deeper than my appearance indicates.
Remember: breathe in, breath out. That should keep you alive for a while.
Well I'll be damned! I was wondering why I was constantly a sickly shade of blue. Thanks for the advice.
Yes, I fully admit I fucked up. That's what you get for spot-reading things. I guess I'm no different from 99.9% of the slashbots on here. Actually, I am, because I admit when I fuck up. Wow, what a concept, huh?
>(too lazy to html in the morning).
In the time that it took you to type that sentence, you could have produced a clickable link.
You're just as lazy as he is!
Eels - Woman driving, Man sleeping
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
I love you too sweetheart.
Yeah, I said I retired, but I decided to return. Work's slowed down again, so I have more time for fun. Anyhow, plenty of people have retired then come back. Just look at Michael Jordan and Marty Schottenheimer. Both couldn't be kept away from the games they love.
What can I say? I enjoy this crap. As I said yesterday, I'm back and better than ever! Go cry on someone else's shoulder. This FP is all mine.
Damn
I'm the moron here. Oh well, it's not like that's anything new.
I pride myself on admitting my mistakes though. Unlike some people, I own up to 'em.
Wow, enough Karma to get the +1 bonus, and not enough intelligence to read the title of the front page...
I do believe it stands for "Recording Industry Association of America." Woohoo!!! I'm bound to get mad points now. I'm going to be +5, Informative!
Morons!
I am the pimp master! w00t!
No sir, I'm back on the surface. My crew's been removed, my missiles are gone, and soon I'm going to be scrapped and sold as paperweights to rich American businessmen.
At least I have a future, unlike many of my fellow Russian naval vessels, left to rust away in port until they become a permanent part of the bottom of docks and channels.
But let it be known now, there will be no scrapping for this Sunken Kursk. No sir, I will not give the Slashdot editors the satisfaction of writing my demise off as a freak accident. No, once again I terrorize the Carrier Group that is Slashdot.
Fear me, for you know not when I'll strike.
Okay, enough bullshit. What's happened to the previous trolls? Trollman 5000, Dead Penis Bird, etc, are gone. I see we have some new blood though, and hopefully they can rise to the challenge. Glad to see you're still around though.
I own up to my mistakes. Please insert the word "post" after "the second half of their (see, someone can use "their/there" correctly)"
And I pulled my back out humping your mom last night.
Neuch!!!
A reader writes "Distributed computing seems once more to be succesful. The combined effort of many pc's joining Primenet in search for a new Mersenne prime may have found there fifth result. Among them many belonging to /. readers. There is an unconfirmed claim for Mersenne prime #39 of over 3,500,000 digits, for which a considerable amount of money has been awarded. SETI looks for ET's messages, but found none sofar. Mersenne primes are used to tell ET about us. A previous found Mersenne number was used to show the advance of science on our planet in a message send into outer space. " The Primenet list has confirmed that while they still need to totally test it out (which should be done by the 24th), they believe that the number found today is the 39th positive.
I wonder if this "reader" is an anonymous coward or really an editor not wanting to take credit for his grammatical mistakes. The content of his writing clearly shows ignorance to the subtle differences between "Their" and "There", as well as the inability to recognize either verb tenses or sentance fragments (Take your pick). Also, the fragmentary nature of the second half of their (see, someone can use "their/there" correctly) demonstrates that this person forgot to take their Ritalin today. "A new prime may have been found. Money has been awarded that may not have. SETI searches for ETs that haven't been found. Special Primes are used to demonstrate that we're smart." What is this shit?
I say it's timothy.
Because I'm back, and better than ever.
Unlike Crystal Clear Pepsi
Man, you missed the mark big time. The FP is the one listed at the top. It's by an AC too, so you may freely claim it. Go to it man.
Hey, what's up?
Microminiaturization has led to a novel breed of MicroCATS, Wegeng said. This work makes it possible to greatly reduce the weight, size, and expense of space systems, such as heating, cooling, and power generation hardware.
I wonder if this one will be any better at speaking english or intercepting ZIG fighters. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mod me up as +5; Funny, assholes.
I'd recommend doing this in ISETL. I'm sure someone here can tell you how.
Perhaps FORTH is the way you need to go.
On a serious note, a real simple way to do it would be to break up the link into 3 sections. Lead-in ("http://blah.blah.com/something/something/"), padding (0...0), and page (Random numbers).
if page >=0 and <10, padding gets "0000000"
if page >9 and <100, padding gets "000000"
if page >99 and <1000, padding gets "00000"
etc, etc, etc...
May not be the most graceful way of doing it, but it works. I'm sure some smart-ass on here can figure out a way to do it in 3 lines of code.
Thank you sir. Now that I've been brought to the surface and all my missiles have been removed, I don't quite feel myself. However, I will be working dilligently to once again be a great embarassment to the Russian Navy.
Wish me luck.
Gentlemen,
I live!
That is all
He may have been going by this definition.
I did, didn't I? My mistake, I humbly apologize.
Socialist European!
Dude, what's happened to you? Your login get hacked?
On my way to a hat trick biznatches!
Let me guess, subscriptions?
taxes go to corporations (=profits), which does not flow back to the public
You're right, profits never go back to the public. Profits are never used to increase a company's infrastructure. Profits are never used to increase a company's workforce. Profits are never used to research and develop new technologies. Profits all go into a magical holding-bin where they never see the light of day again.
Perhaps you should take an economics course. Come back when you know what the fuck you're talking about.