I predict this will already be modded up to +3, Insightful before I finish posting my comment.
Why do I say this? Because as soon as slashbots see a post including something about Quake and Beowulf, they immediately mod it up. If it included something along the lines of "blah blah blah linux rules" it would have been at +5 before it was even posted.
All the comedians on here are making me bust a gut. Oh my goodness, you all need to stop, you're all just so funny. Please, please, nobody tell any more jokes.
I'm amazed at the quality of jokes here on Slashdot. Everyone is just so witty! I can only hope that one day I too will be able to crack a joke as slyly as all you Slashdotters. Okay, I think I'm able to breathe again. Hoo boy, you guys just know how to do it.
Every one of you should be modded up to +5, funny. And if anyone comes by afterwards and metamods you down as "Over-Rated," I will beat them with the steering wheel from a Buick. You all deserve mad karma from all these jokes. I'm still laughing.
Star Wars (EpIV for you damned kids) should have warned them: An unauthorized R2 unit at a docking bay data port shut down all the garbage mashers on the Detention Level... Bad network security on something the size of a small moon!
And if they'd watched Red Dawn they'd know that Nicaragua and Cuba were planning massive invasions of the southern US.
And if they'd have watched Hackers, they'd have learned that all hacking was done through nifty 3D graphics interfaces.
And if they'd have watched Outbreak, they'd have learned that a fuel-air explosive would have ended the Anthrax scare
And if they'd have watched Independence Day, they'd have learned that Jeff Goldblum can write a computer virus that can override the security on moon-sized motherships, let alone airport landing lights
Get a life man. Star Wars is not an educational video. Now that I've broken this to you, I feel obligated to provide you with the number to some psychological counselors. I know what it's like to have one's entire world shattered. Please call 1-800-EAT-SHIT, they'll help you out.
Waah waah waah. I want to break into other people's systems. If they didn't want me running around in their computers, they would have patched their systems. If they didn't want me running around in their houses, the would have put bars on the windows and a security guard at every door. If they didn't want me driving their car, the would have it locked in a steel safety cage. If they didn't want me screwing their wife, they'd have her chained to the stove.
Bitch, you break into my computer, I will press charges, I don't care what patches I've neglected. Just because I forgot to lock my door doesn't mean I've invited you into my house. Unauthorized access is just that, unauthorized. Once little terrorist fucks like you recognize that every computer connected to the Internet isn't put there for you to hack into or DOS, the world will be a much better place
BTW, don't hold me to those exact numbers, Hemos copy'n'pasted something I just typed into IRC without reflecting on it too much:)
Alert the media!!! Someone on Slashdot spouted off some information half-cocked as though he were the world's premiere expert on the topic!!! I do believe this is a first.
I'm surprised this hasn't been modded up to +5, Insightful yet. It discusses punishing Microsoft, it talks about promoting Linux. C'mon moderators, this is your kind of stuff. Use your mod-points and feed this man's karma.
For any up-and-coming Trolls out there, this is a blatant karma-whore post. Study the signs contained herein and search for more, I'm sure you can find them.
You're so desparate to get an FP that you'll claim it from a logged in poster? More power to you my friend. If it makes you feel any better about yourself, feel free to claim any of my FPs as well. I wouldn't want your miniscule self-esteem to suffer any more.
Geez, things have changed rather quickly. Proud strong trolls have disappeared, wussy wannabe trolls attack other trolls. What's worst is that this has all occured over the course of somewhere around 3 weeks!
I'd write more, but I hear the short bus honking outside your house. You need to get running. Be sure to keep that helmet snug. I wouldn't want it coming off during one of your seizures.
But just remember as all the kids laugh at your ridiculous headgear, you claimed a first post. I'm so proud of you. Remember, you're a big man, no matter what they say.
It's halfway decent. There's no "clencher" in there though. At least you go forward and claim it as your own, rather than making some half-assed attempt. Next time, include some more gloating. Say something like "Hahaha, you all can choke on my meaty cock!" or "You only wish you had my phat skillz."
Congrats on your first post. I give it a 5.3 on a 6 point scale. You might want to fear the East German judge though, she's a real hard-ass with gloating. I honestly wouldn't expect above a 4.5 from her.
Slashdot Mirror
You forget about running mass-media corporations.
I predict this will already be modded up to +3, Insightful before I finish posting my comment.
Why do I say this? Because as soon as slashbots see a post including something about Quake and Beowulf, they immediately mod it up. If it included something along the lines of "blah blah blah linux rules" it would have been at +5 before it was even posted.
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All the comedians on here are making me bust a gut. Oh my goodness, you all need to stop, you're all just so funny. Please, please, nobody tell any more jokes.
I'm amazed at the quality of jokes here on Slashdot. Everyone is just so witty! I can only hope that one day I too will be able to crack a joke as slyly as all you Slashdotters. Okay, I think I'm able to breathe again. Hoo boy, you guys just know how to do it.
Every one of you should be modded up to +5, funny. And if anyone comes by afterwards and metamods you down as "Over-Rated," I will beat them with the steering wheel from a Buick. You all deserve mad karma from all these jokes. I'm still laughing.
Lamers.
Do not click, it's a goatse.cx link.
I wish someone had warned me about that before I opened it at work. I bet the firewall logs look interesting now.
Star Wars (EpIV for you damned kids) should have warned them: An unauthorized R2 unit at a docking bay data port shut down all the garbage mashers on the Detention Level... Bad network security on something the size of a small moon!
And if they'd watched Red Dawn they'd know that Nicaragua and Cuba were planning massive invasions of the southern US.
And if they'd have watched Hackers, they'd have learned that all hacking was done through nifty 3D graphics interfaces.
And if they'd have watched Outbreak, they'd have learned that a fuel-air explosive would have ended the Anthrax scare
And if they'd have watched Independence Day, they'd have learned that Jeff Goldblum can write a computer virus that can override the security on moon-sized motherships, let alone airport landing lights
Get a life man. Star Wars is not an educational video. Now that I've broken this to you, I feel obligated to provide you with the number to some psychological counselors. I know what it's like to have one's entire world shattered. Please call 1-800-EAT-SHIT, they'll help you out.
You think a flaming Karma Whore like him cares? I'm surprised he didn't say it was from the original "Beaches."
Waah waah waah. I want to break into other people's systems. If they didn't want me running around in their computers, they would have patched their systems. If they didn't want me running around in their houses, the would have put bars on the windows and a security guard at every door. If they didn't want me driving their car, the would have it locked in a steel safety cage. If they didn't want me screwing their wife, they'd have her chained to the stove.
Bitch, you break into my computer, I will press charges, I don't care what patches I've neglected. Just because I forgot to lock my door doesn't mean I've invited you into my house. Unauthorized access is just that, unauthorized. Once little terrorist fucks like you recognize that every computer connected to the Internet isn't put there for you to hack into or DOS, the world will be a much better place
You got beaten up quite a bit, didn't you?
I know, let's have CmdrTaco try it, CmdrTaco'll eat anything!
...is whether Internet Bars offer me the same carbohydrates as a Power Bar.
Or 40,000,000 for the price of 1 B2 Bomber.
Are the grits still hot?
With the economic downturn, we decided to cut your pay rather than furlough you.
Your supervisor should have discussed this with you. However, because he didn't, he will be summarilly executed. You may choose the method.
BTW, don't hold me to those exact numbers, Hemos copy'n'pasted something I just typed into IRC without reflecting on it too much :)
Alert the media!!! Someone on Slashdot spouted off some information half-cocked as though he were the world's premiere expert on the topic!!! I do believe this is a first.
Actually, I do believe he has 2 minutes.
that *Linux* is the *only* operating *system* that will *be* able to h*an*dle this task.
***Slas*hdot - News for *Linux Advocates,* Stuff about the GPL.
I'm surprised this hasn't been modded up to +5, Insightful yet. It discusses punishing Microsoft, it talks about promoting Linux. C'mon moderators, this is your kind of stuff. Use your mod-points and feed this man's karma.
For any up-and-coming Trolls out there, this is a blatant karma-whore post. Study the signs contained herein and search for more, I'm sure you can find them.
I am the First Post MASTER!
No, I'm just lucky sometimes.
Dude, you're making some major mistakes!
No page widening
Hope you get your monitor working again. I know I hate making mistakes.
or like the forbidden love of a president for an Intern and a fine cuban cigar?
You're so desparate to get an FP that you'll claim it from a logged in poster? More power to you my friend. If it makes you feel any better about yourself, feel free to claim any of my FPs as well. I wouldn't want your miniscule self-esteem to suffer any more.
Geez, things have changed rather quickly. Proud strong trolls have disappeared, wussy wannabe trolls attack other trolls. What's worst is that this has all occured over the course of somewhere around 3 weeks!
I'd write more, but I hear the short bus honking outside your house. You need to get running. Be sure to keep that helmet snug. I wouldn't want it coming off during one of your seizures.
But just remember as all the kids laugh at your ridiculous headgear, you claimed a first post. I'm so proud of you. Remember, you're a big man, no matter what they say.
That's right, beat that whore!
You have about as much power to back up that assertion as Swaziland has backing up an annexation of all territory included in the Louisiana Purchase.
So sorry, but you lost. Go back under the porch and lick your wounds. Get a login while you're at it, then we can talk about FP claiming.
It's halfway decent. There's no "clencher" in there though. At least you go forward and claim it as your own, rather than making some half-assed attempt. Next time, include some more gloating. Say something like "Hahaha, you all can choke on my meaty cock!" or "You only wish you had my phat skillz."
Congrats on your first post. I give it a 5.3 on a 6 point scale. You might want to fear the East German judge though, she's a real hard-ass with gloating. I honestly wouldn't expect above a 4.5 from her.