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The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred last month, and now we're involved in a WAR and you people have the gall to be discussing boots that generate power???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about boots that generate power, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
Another company has been producing these already..
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The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred last month, and now we're involved in a WAR and you people have the gall to be discussing a Menlo Park, CA company that is developing boots that generate power?!?! My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about a combination cellphone, wireless POP3 email, and PalmOS PDA, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddie's is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
each had a Treo? Perhaps they could send each other emails just before the doors to their shanty's and mud huts are kicked in by mobile US commando untis.
Unfortunately, due to the fact that the Treo has a poorly placed "Send" button, their bodies would be pumped full of bullets from head to toe long before they were able to send their last words to all their friends via conventient Treo email.
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history is taking place in Afghanistan as we speak, and you people are discussing the fact that some nerds set up a 100mb community network??! My *god*, people GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The countless thousands of innocent people that will die at the hands of American murderers could give a good damn about selling space, money, your childish Lego models, your nerf toys and lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D addiction, or any of the other ways you are trying to ignore the murder.
In this time of national tragedy, many people are letting their anger get the best of them. If I've learned anything in my life, it's that when you're dealing with a crisis, the worst thing you can do is let your emotions run wild. To react rashly will only exacerbate the problem in the long run.
Rather than be blinded by our collective anger, we must keep a cool head and, after careful consideration of the many complex social and geopolitical factors at work here, annihilate the pieces of shit who did this with measured, focused rage.
While leveling Afghanistan, Iraq, the Sudan, and Libya with bombs might seem like a justifiable move, we must first ponder the consequences of such a hasty, hotheaded decision. Have we explored all other options? Have we made sure we have the support of other key powers in the region, so that further problems don't develop after we bomb them back into the Stone Age?
Let's also keep in mind that we still don't know with absolute certainty who is responsible for the attacks. Believe me, no one wants to assume Osama bin Laden is behind these heinous acts more than I do. However, basing a military response on conjecture would only weaken our international position and undermine any retaliatory measures we take. What we need is rock-solid, convincing rumors before we can move forward with vaporizing the bastards.
I agree that the perpetrators must be punished severely. But, contrary to what so many knee-jerk, blood-lusting Americans would like to believe, merely capturing and punishing them will not prevent this sort of thing from happening again in the future. No, they must be tried and convicted in a U.S. court of law, so that President Bush can, on live TV, pump bullet after bullet into their bodies, starting with their feet and slowly working his way up. Then, after a great deal of soul-searching and consultation with his top advisors, the president must toss their lifeless, bullet-riddled bodies into a shark tank.
I must also respond to the many voices in this country who have been calling for the use of nuclear weapons. Weapons of mass destruction are not to be used lightly. Much thought and caution must be exercised before making the country that gave safe haven to the perpetrators an unlivable radioactive wasteland. Vigorous debate and discussion must precede any inevitable decision regarding target locations and the number of weapons. This is one area where you absolutely don't want to make a mistake.
We must remember that impulsively lashing out is never the best course of action. True justice can only be achieved through cool, calm, levelheaded armageddon.
I think Colon Powell should get the Nobel Piss Prize after we nuke the fucking Taliban back to the Stone Age, and then nuke their corpses all the way down unto their base components.
I can't believe you wasted your precious time formulating that pathetic plea for pity.
Mark my word -- the Taliban will be turned to ashes. They will be skewered from eye socket to bunghole, and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.
Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.
The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them.
I dont give a fuck if you respect Americans or not. We are all like this. Anyone who says they aren't is a dickless pansy. Get used to it. American owns you.
The only other possibility is that a small loosly defined terrorist faction flew several large commercial planes loaded with jet fuel into K5's webserver.
A leak from a well placed military official is that the first strike will be to send our airforce over to carpet bomb the middle-east with T-Shirts. on the front will be 'Yes, I am a Terrorist' and the back will have the Target symbol.
The T-Shirts are part of a bold marketing move by the Target chain of superstores. Target's Director of Marketing said "We looked at the initial numbers for news broadcasts of the attack and they were off the charts. But we also noticed that many stations stopped airing commercials during the crisis. So we decided on a product placement strategy. Even picking up 50% of 9/11's market share will give us exactly the kind of target audience that we're looking for.
When asked about Target's product placement plans leaders of several extremist muslim groups began weeping and prayed to Allah 'When will the devil begin to understand?'
In addition, according to military analysts this will ensure that the troops actually have an enemy to fight against rather than the whole-sale destruction of innocent muslims.
There have also been rumors that because George didnt get his 'rock em sock em robot' set this year that his next target will be Santa Claus, Mr Bush said "Hey, I mobilized the entire army to war against terrorism and we did that really well. Finding Mr Claus isnt going to be that much more difficult" In fact, according to an anonymous source at T-Shirt Design Inc there is a deal already in the works with The Christmas Tree Shoppe chain.
Mr Bush also said "Go back to sleep america, we realize those loud bangs you heard last tuesday may have disturbed your nap, but it's ok. Friends is back on now and our military is going to go to war" America responded with some flag waving and a warm inner calm, knowing the Mr Bush would do everything he could to give the impression he knew what he was doing.
The gas solutions sounds like a feasible idea. Hopefully the NTSB will consider that.
If they put a good sturdy bullet proof door to the cockpit in, that should help alot. I heard some talk on CNN about the possibility of the pilots depressurizing the cabin in the event of hijacking. Sounds like that would claim alot more innocent lives than the knockout gas would.
Also, the option of controlling the planes from the ground scares me. Imagine the "passwords" to control the planes falling in to terrorist hands. They could take out an entire city and this time without the shitty drawback of killing themselves in the process. I don't know of any current WAP encryption technology that would make me feel safe to be 40000 feet up in a plane that has a remote control sensor on it.
No it doesn't you stupid camel jokey Arabian cum-catcher. If you actually wait more than 3 seconds for the page to load, instead of immediately clicking BACK and complaining.
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The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred last month, and now we're involved in a WAR and you people have the gall to be discussing boots that generate power???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about boots that generate power, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred last month, and now we're involved in a WAR and you people have the gall to be discussing a Menlo Park, CA company that is developing boots that generate power?!?! My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about a combination cellphone, wireless POP3 email, and PalmOS PDA, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddie's is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
each had a Treo? Perhaps they could send each other emails just before the doors to their shanty's and mud huts are kicked in by mobile US commando untis.
Unfortunately, due to the fact that the Treo has a poorly placed "Send" button, their bodies would be pumped full of bullets from head to toe long before they were able to send their last words to all their friends via conventient Treo email.
CNN has issued a statement claiming that the Taliban and Al-qeada have begun using .NET as a means of exchanging crytographic communications.
We must do everything in our power to stop this before it leads to the loss of more innocent lives!
Fuck the Taliban as well. By now there are probably about 20 of the original 5000 left alive.
Oh well, fuck their ashes then, and bust a nut on their skull.
Are you still selling your log splitter?
Also, I need to buy a ladder. Do you have one?
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history is taking place in Afghanistan as we speak, and you people are discussing the fact that some nerds set up a 100mb community network??! My *god*, people GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The countless thousands of innocent people that will die at the hands of American murderers could give a good damn about selling space, money, your childish Lego models, your nerf toys and lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D addiction, or any of the other ways you are trying to ignore the murder.
A T2? You are dumb. There is no T2.
Dual T1's could mistakenly be labeled a T2, perhaps, if someone were stupid enough.
The Taliban are fleeing for their lives as we speak.
I sit here Trolling happily while their cities and airports are smoldering.
Stupid fucking terrorists.
In this time of national tragedy, many people are letting their anger get the best of them. If I've learned anything in my life, it's that when you're dealing with a crisis, the worst thing you can do is let your emotions run wild. To react rashly will only exacerbate the problem in the long run.
Rather than be blinded by our collective anger, we must keep a cool head and, after careful consideration of the many complex social and geopolitical factors at work here, annihilate the pieces of shit who did this with measured, focused rage.
While leveling Afghanistan, Iraq, the Sudan, and Libya with bombs might seem like a justifiable move, we must first ponder the consequences of such a hasty, hotheaded decision. Have we explored all other options? Have we made sure we have the support of other key powers in the region, so that further problems don't develop after we bomb them back into the Stone Age?
Let's also keep in mind that we still don't know with absolute certainty who is responsible for the attacks. Believe me, no one wants to assume Osama bin Laden is behind these heinous acts more than I do. However, basing a military response on conjecture would only weaken our international position and undermine any retaliatory measures we take. What we need is rock-solid, convincing rumors before we can move forward with vaporizing the bastards.
I agree that the perpetrators must be punished severely. But, contrary to what so many knee-jerk, blood-lusting Americans would like to believe, merely capturing and punishing them will not prevent this sort of thing from happening again in the future. No, they must be tried and convicted in a U.S. court of law, so that President Bush can, on live TV, pump bullet after bullet into their bodies, starting with their feet and slowly working his way up. Then, after a great deal of soul-searching and consultation with his top advisors, the president must toss their lifeless, bullet-riddled bodies into a shark tank.
I must also respond to the many voices in this country who have been calling for the use of nuclear weapons. Weapons of mass destruction are not to be used lightly. Much thought and caution must be exercised before making the country that gave safe haven to the perpetrators an unlivable radioactive wasteland. Vigorous debate and discussion must precede any inevitable decision regarding target locations and the number of weapons. This is one area where you absolutely don't want to make a mistake.
We must remember that impulsively lashing out is never the best course of action. True justice can only be achieved through cool, calm, levelheaded armageddon.
They'd be more interested in finding a way to change their indenties and fly away to never-never land.
We are about to nuke their fucking shit ridden homeland back to the Stone Age.
Good day!
I think Colon Powell should get the Nobel Piss Prize after we nuke the fucking Taliban back to the Stone Age, and then nuke their corpses all the way down unto their base components.
Fuck creationists.
The US has over 100,000 units of Smallpox vaccine, you dumb cum guzzling spiced scrotum sucker.
Fuck you.
The Taliban had this years ago. The Taliban like to eat peanut butter. The Taliban sometimes get shit on their thumb when they wipe their ass.
Soon the Taliban will be ashes.
Tribes fucking sucks.
You are a fucking idiot and a complete loser. Fuck you and your game.
I can't believe you wasted your precious time formulating that pathetic plea for pity.
Mark my word -- the Taliban will be turned to ashes. They will be skewered from eye socket to bunghole, and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.
Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.
The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them.
I dont give a fuck if you respect Americans or not. We are all like this. Anyone who says they aren't is a dickless pansy. Get used to it. American owns you.
CmdrTaco hacked in to it. Obvious!
The only other possibility is that a small loosly defined terrorist faction flew several large commercial planes loaded with jet fuel into K5's webserver.
Pick one.
My cock is semi-flaccid. Also, I like to eat Oatmeal. This is the truth. Ask the Taliban. They like to watch. Fuck off.
RUETERS - WASHINGTON DC- 18 SEPTEMBER 2001
A leak from a well placed military official is that the first strike will be to send our airforce over to carpet bomb the middle-east with T-Shirts. on the front will be 'Yes, I am a Terrorist' and the back will have the Target symbol.
The T-Shirts are part of a bold marketing move by the Target chain of superstores. Target's Director of Marketing said "We looked at the initial numbers for news broadcasts of the attack and they were off the charts. But we also noticed that many stations stopped airing commercials during the crisis. So we decided on a product placement strategy. Even picking up 50% of 9/11's market share will give us exactly the kind of target audience that we're looking for.
When asked about Target's product placement plans leaders of several extremist muslim groups began weeping and prayed to Allah 'When will the devil begin to understand?'
In addition, according to military analysts this will ensure that the troops actually have an enemy to fight against rather than the whole-sale destruction of innocent muslims.
There have also been rumors that because George didnt get his 'rock em sock em robot' set this year that his next target will be Santa Claus, Mr Bush said "Hey, I mobilized the entire army to war against terrorism and we did that really well. Finding Mr Claus isnt going to be that much more difficult" In fact, according to an anonymous source at T-Shirt Design Inc there is a deal already in the works with The Christmas Tree Shoppe chain.
Mr Bush also said "Go back to sleep america, we realize those loud bangs you heard last tuesday may have disturbed your nap, but it's ok. Friends is back on now and our military is going to go to war" America responded with some flag waving and a warm inner calm, knowing the Mr Bush would do everything he could to give the impression he knew what he was doing.
I just found seven dead hookers in my trunk.
Michael was one of them.
Fucking first post, fuckfaces.
The Taliban are about to become ashes. Die, towel head fuckers.
The gas solutions sounds like a feasible idea. Hopefully the NTSB will consider that.
If they put a good sturdy bullet proof door to the cockpit in, that should help alot. I heard some talk on CNN about the possibility of the pilots depressurizing the cabin in the event of hijacking. Sounds like that would claim alot more innocent lives than the knockout gas would.
Also, the option of controlling the planes from the ground scares me. Imagine the "passwords" to control the planes falling in to terrorist hands. They could take out an entire city and this time without the shitty drawback of killing themselves in the process. I don't know of any current WAP encryption technology that would make me feel safe to be 40000 feet up in a plane that has a remote control sensor on it.
No it doesn't you stupid camel jokey Arabian cum-catcher. If you actually wait more than 3 seconds for the page to load, instead of immediately clicking BACK and complaining.
You worthless piece of arabian shit you...
First Taliban hate induced post! I prefer Syrup.
) Upset about the fact that _Slashdot_ is running stories about technology instead of the "attack on america"
www.taleban.com.
Usama Bin Laden needs to learn about security. 0wn3d.